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Veep - Season 7 Veep - Season 7: A Hilarious Political Comedy Veep, the Emmy Award-winning political comedy television

Veep - Season 7

Veep - Season 7: A Hilarious Political Comedy

Veep, the Emmy Award-winning political comedy television series, took audiences by storm with its seventh and final season in 2019, leaving a lasting mark as one of the funniest and most intelligent shows of its time. Created by Armando Iannucci, Veep offers a satirical and behind-the-scenes look into the world of American politics, showcasing the absurdities and complexities that unfold within the corridors of power.

The remarkable cast of Veep - Season 7 brings the show's brilliant writing to life with their impeccable comedic timing and remarkable chemistry. Led by the incredible Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Selina Meyer, the sharp-tongued and ambitious Vice President turned President, the ensemble cast delivers unforgettable performances that keep viewers in stitches. Tony Hale shines as Gary Walsh, Selina's devoted and hilariously loyal personal aide, while Anna Chlumsky captivates as Amy Brookheimer, Selina's right-hand woman and campaign manager.

The rest of the cast is equally exceptional, including Reid Scott as Dan Egan, Selina's charismatic yet self-serving press secretary, Timothy Simons as Jonah Ryan, an incompetent but relentlessly ambitious politician, and Matt Walsh as Mike McLintock, Selina's bumbling but lovable Director of Communications. Rounding out the ensemble are Gary Cole as Kent Davison, Kevin Dunn as Ben Cafferty, and Sam Richardson as Richard Splett, all of whom contribute to the show's outstanding comedic dynamic.

Veep - Season 7 takes place in the midst of Selina Meyer's presidential campaign, as she navigates the ruthless world of politics in her quest to secure the Oval Office. Filled with razor-sharp insults, outrageous situations, and unexpected plot twists, the seventh season is a rollercoaster ride of laughter and satire that is sure to leave audiences wanting more.

The writing in Veep - Season 7 is unparalleled, offering biting political commentary and impeccable comedic timing. As Selina and her team navigate the campaign trail, the show brilliantly skewers the flaws and foibles of the American political system. The sharp wit and clever one-liners never cease, making it nearly impossible to contain one's laughter throughout each episode.

Veep - Season 7 ultimately serves as a poignant reminder of the absurdity and unpredictability of politics. It offers a scathing critique of the ambition, ego, and moral compromise that often dominate the political landscape, skillfully disguising these weighty themes beneath layers of laughs. As with its previous seasons, the final chapter of Veep serves as a masterclass in comedy writing and performance.

If you're a fan of Veep - Season 7, you can play and download the show's incredible sounds here. Immerse yourself in the world of Selina Meyer and her unforgettable team as you relive the hilarity of each episode. From Selina's cutting insults to the gang's outrageous antics, these sounds will transport you back into the chaotic and unforgiving realm of American politics.

In conclusion, Veep - Season 7 is a remarkable television series that expertly combines biting political satire with uproarious comedy. With its stellar cast and outstanding writing, it has rightfully earned its place as one of the greatest political comedies of all time. Whether you're a fan of American politics or just appreciate clever and hilarious television, Veep - Season 7 is an absolute must-watch. So, get ready to laugh, cringe, and shake your head in disbelief, as you delve into the zany world of Selina Meyer and her unforgettable ensemble.

A "Gift of the Magi" situation here.
A bigger role in the campaign this time.
A dangerous addition to our already divisive political climate.
A Four Seasons on it?
A good union or, like, teachers?
A James endorsement right now would be a game changer.
A little bit of pressure.
A longer prison sentence.
A misfortune cookie.
A new strategy that we have developed here
A piece on Buzzfeed entitled "An Open Letter to Andrew Meyer."
A strong interest in Sino American relations,
A strong interest in Sino American relations,
Aaah!
Aaah! Uhh!
Abortion is murder!
About some of the surgical risks involved.
About the children, you hog fingering fucks?
About the Diaoyu Islands in the near future.
About what we're not talking about.
About why they write so much about modern dance.
Absolutely not, Mother.
According to your former press secretary,
Actually, he was decapitated.
Actually, I tried to quit last week,
Actually, it's just a way of using empathy
Actually, ma'am, Jay Z concerts are almost all white people.
Actually, my uncle was a shop steward in the 7 4. Asbestos killed him.
Actually, that was our best one yet.
After tornado chasing.
Again, I thought we both understood I was lying.
Again, your opinion.
Against an actual black person?
Algebra? More like Al Jazeera.
All right, all right, back up. Make some room.
All right, Senator James, what's it gonna be?
All right. All right
All right. Ellen, ni hao!
All right. Well, that's terrible... but also inspiring.
Already there.
Also, the dog mayor of Lurlene has passed away.
Although if there is a tape,
Although Secretary of State is only really powerful
American hegemony across the African continent,
Amy Brookheimer.
Amy, Amy, I mean...
And a well done egg white frittata.
And a woman of color,
And all of you are on it!
And all the secret meetings on the golf course
And also...
And another one for those polling with less than 5%.
And believe me, the many,
And bright, and, oddly, windy, right?
And bumped into a local 7 Eleven.
And certainly not in exchange
And coming into town to buy Sudafed.
And ever since the Felix Wade piece,
And find me Tom James!
And have yet to see a single dollar in return."
And he is an overgrown midget
And he thinks he's better than everybody else in this room
And how about the 24 hours a day
And how was I supposed to know that?
And I accept them all.
And I have had virtually no contact with him
And I have heard her many, many explanations
And I hope you'll all caucus for Selina Meyer.
And I say,
And I think it would be best
And I think we're all getting pretty tired
And I would just like to add to that...
And I would like to apologize for the hurtful words that I used.
And I would love it if you would speak to the congregation.
And I'm hoping we can get your blessing.
And I'm not even gonna bother jacking off.
And I'm not gonna lie, ma'am,
And I'm not good at relaxing.
And I'm so black, people are gonna start calling me articulate.
And it brings me no joy
And just man up?
And Keith Quinn'll help you out too, I think.
And made tough decisions...
And man the fuck up!
And Mc welcome to the first episode of "McLintock..." I mean "talk."
And most people are uncomfortable
And my money's on my mind.
And my old boss's ex husband
And no fun.
And not just because there was a camera.
And not statistically significant.
And now it's on to South Carolina
And now let me hear you! Whose time is it?
And one more thing. I just found out from my stupid stepfather that...
And police are urging residents
And protest your husband whacking it to your daughter's seventh grade yearbook.
And pull out a 40 piece set of Danish cutlery when you're president!
And put Andrew at the top.
And see if we can sell your endorsement for parts.
And shows no sign of doing so.
And since your tenure was so unusually brief,
And technically also, though, you see how you're still using
And that guy right there,
And that is my chief strategist, Teddy Sykes,
And that is why I know I'm wrong
And that is why Jonah Ryan is the next President of the United States.
And that's why as a woman,
And the article as a whole is not cool.
And the crowd goes wild.
And the disputed mineral rights
And the other candidates, to, uh,
And the president gave me a raise.
And then back to the White House!
And then filled her all up with snoozily scuzz.
And then we will be right back
And they were very, very impressed and delighted by your sermon.
And they will not sell you out in a Beijing minute.
And think that I'm not gonna notice what...
And this must be Mrs. Ryan.
And we might be considering
And we're clear.
And what happened recently in your community
And you are technically correct.
And you have inherited not only his good looks,
And you know how I like to celebrate when I win?
And you might not wanna hear this.
And you're... back in.
And your generation!
And, for some reason, deletes your address book.
And, good news... No, that's bad news.
And, since it is not being discussed,
And?
And?
Andrew, you said there was nothing illegal about the fund.
Andrew! I see Monnie got a new paint job.
Any thought to that thing that we talked about?
Are you deaf?
Are you kidding me? We can't let Kemi get a foothold in South Carolina.
Are you okay?
Are you still close with President Selina Meyer?
As a woman, and a woman of color,
As a woman, and a woman of color,
As far as a cabinet position in exchange for my endorsement?
As much as Selina Meyer and that hot new black lady.
As terribly as you're doing,
As the mother of a mixed race child...
As you know, the police are doing most of the shootings.
Asbestos was the name of their pit bull.
Ask for campaign manager.
Ask me what's on my mind.
At this point.
Aw, I'm so proud of you.
Aww, no. Tom, say it ain't so.
Back to America.
Back to the White House!
Because I honestly... I...
Because I signed your name on some documents.
Because my mind's on my money...
Because my schedule just got sc****d clean.
Because of my court ordered chemical castration.
Because that's when the gloves... come off.
Because their middle initials on the voter rolls
Because they never let me forget it.
Because you look thirty four, tops.
Before I show up to the piss puddle that is your house
Begging your pardon, ma'am,
Besides, if I was, you'd know. I'd have retard face or whatever.
Better than ever, in fact.
Block and tackle retail politics.
Breathing down their necks.
Brothers and sisters, please welcome President Selina Meyer.
Burn. Sorry, Dad.
But also his charisma!
But classy.
But classy.
But don't you have to be a dog?
But for the record,
But here's the hard truth.
But I can't focus on anything
But I can't use it,
But I cannot be a part of this. I'm, I'm gone.
But I could write it down.
But I do have this recurring dream
But I have looked up to President Meyer
But I was gonna ask you for Secretary of Interior.
But in the end it'll benefit all Americans.
But it's also a place for truth, isn't it?
But some people kinda think I deserve
But soon to be the "Black House."
But the real victims are the police...
But these plans should have been made
But they're both equally good people.
But unfortunately that candidate has not yet emerged
But when I debate my fellow candidates in the debate this Saturday,
But you know what? I'm not gonna stoop
But you multiply that by fifty states,
But you're an adult! Adorable!
But your daddy used to say to me
But, more importantly, never misunderstood.
But, sadly, I have to tell you
Buzzfeed rented this house for all their reporters.
Buzzfeed's been climbing up my ass.
By sending U.S. ground troops into countries like Niger?
By winning some more!
Call the Precinct Captains right now.
Called "360 degree perspective taking."
Can do, skipper.
Can I get an amen?
Can I just say, making friends overseas
Can I just sign the consent form?
Can I make anyone a plate?
Can I speak with you after the service?
Can I tell you something?
Can pay for itself.
Can we have the lights out, please? Thank you.
Can you fuck off?
Can you fuck off?
Can you make me a waxing appointment?
Catherine, he won't be making memories
Catherine, Little Richard is not sick.
Catherine, please don't this.
Catherine.
Chinese sovereignty over the Diaoyu Islands
Clearly, I have a thing for strong women.
Close the door. Okay. Ben, I sold my soul
Cloud berries are organic and Icelandic.
Cold and disgusting.
Come on, guys.
Come on, that's like a dog whisper.
Congratulations, Catherine.
Congratulations, Gary. The better woman won.
Congratulations, Sis.
Congressman has a very busy schedule, thank you.
Congressman Ryan placed a distant third last night.
Congressman Ryan, it's an honor.
Congressman, I think you're confused.
Consider her green jeaned, ma'am.
Could you give me HUD? Nobody cares about it.
Could you imagine?
Crashed into the local 7 Eleven.
Dan, did I make a mistake?
Dang it. So busted.
Debate prep.
Definitely the right move.
Deserve more from the next president
Did I hear you're having trouble meeting your article quota?
Did not match their identification.
Did you know Dr. Jordan Thomas, the civil rights leader, he once said to me...
Did you know that President Meyer
Did you not hear what he was saying?
Did you see the spread that I ordered?
Diddly squat, unless...
Didn't I used to be Hat Guy?
Do I really want to get embalmed?
Do my eyes look puffy to you?
Do you happen to know if Marjorie
Do you happen to know if Marjorie
Do you have your debate cheat sheet?
Do you think Captain Lady Kangaroo heard any of that?
Dock her a day's pay then. Richard, do you want to go?
Does anyone have her new email address?
Don't ask me, ask her. Apparently, she's in charge of him now.
Don't finish that sentence, ma'am.
Don't math me, Lloyd.
Don't wear white pants!
Don't worry about it. I got it handled.
Dr. Jordan Thomas, Jr.: Good morning, everybody.
Dr. Jordan Thomas, Jr.: That's right.
Dude, your mom's on the phone. She sounds pissed.
Due in no small part to the heroics
Eating dick shaped food.
Education, and an adequate safety net..
Enjoy the rest of your day at the Waterloo County Fair.
Except the people who were there and didn't do anything.
Excuse me. Yes?
Fantastic. Her Achilles cock.
Father in law!
Father in law!
Featuring candidates polling between 5%
Feels like...
Find me a real green juice somewhere in Iowa?
Fine. Stupid handshakes, opening statement,
Fine. What's on your mind, Congressman Ryan?
Fire her anyway just to be sure.
Foggy Bottom is a pretty big plum to be giving away so soon.
For a number of very large clients in Asia who have
For another 22 months.
For hating woman almost as much as I do.
For her ex husband's activities at the fund.
For lack of touching people in a Denny's.
For me recognizing those islands.
For once will you tell me the truth?
For President of the United States.
For your non negative pledge.
Forty eight thousand black voters were turned away
Frankly, Jonah Ryan is the only candidate
Free breakfast... and magic!
Free media coverage that she's getting?
Fresh squeezed Billy Carter juicy.
From a pro Confederacy group.
From a woman whose husband, Andrew Meyer...
From becoming president.
From being taught to American children.
From Drake University, this has been CNN's first
From my stupid stepfather in law
From my stupid stepfather in law,
From now on, I do what I want,
From our obese children, from our adult illiterates,
Frozen maxi pads soaked in comfrey extract.
Gary? I need my tea.
Gary. You're growing your hair.
General Stattler. How are you?
Get outta my way.
Get that Benedict Ronald McDonald
Get up! We have something to celebrate.
Go!
God bless America
God fuck America. No more math! No more math!
Good morning, ma'am.
Good morning.
Good things happen to good people.
Had a heart attack a couple of years ago?
Had the same meaning?
Happy Abortion Eve.
Has built here tonight into an all out victory!
Has impaneled a grand jury to investigate the Meyer Fund.
Has made the non negative pledge,
Has the complete ledgers to all the Meyer Fund accounts?
Have you met Senator Talbot?
He certainly isn't gonna after I read this manifesto.
He did a really funny Chinese voice.
He had an early morning meeting
He just fucked me right in the ass!
He once said to me
He said, "President Liu is watching the election
He saw a male Jesus.
He was lucky not to get dumped out of a pickup truck into a quarry.
He wondered.
He's actually running against his own campaign. Macau, here we come.
He's hilarious, Mrs. Ryan.
He's my ex husband, Mike,
He's pretending the potato is pooping in his mouth.
Hello, everyone. I'm Mike McLintock,
Hello! Yes! Yeah!
Hello.
Hellooooo!
Her records were sealed. She was 16.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here you are, ma'am.
Hey O, Dan O! You bustin' outta here?
Hey, Ben, do you have the county by county...
Hey, can you go look at, uh, Gary's faith video?
Hey, do you have any more of those "concentratey" pills?
Hey, good morning. Morning, ma'am. Marjorie.
Hey, guys! Big news.
Hey, I think that went pretty well, right?
Hey, is that Amy?
Hey, kids. Were you all just petting the animals?
Hey, ma'am, I was hoping
Hey, ma'am. Presenting my first faith based outreach video.
Hey, Teddy. Teddy, check this out.
Hey. No, now is a good time.
Hi, Mike. Big fan of the show.
Hi, Mom! Don't tell me. Are these all of your children?
Hi. Jonah Ryan, candidate for president...
Hit her with the economy.
Honey, I think that's enough.
Honeydew? If I wanna pretend to be in the CNN green room,
How about for once in your life you stop whining,
How about, for once in your life,
How are we doing with non college educated whites?
How are we going to RU486 Kemi's campaign?
How are you losing Iowa?
How do you explain the accusations
How do you feel about being relegated to the undercard debate?
How does Butt Buddy Calhoun do one percent better than me?
How is that baby? Must be gettin' big.
How is this possibly even working for her?
How lovely.
How much money did you steal?
How the fuck did that happen?
How would you like the chance
How would you like the chance
How ya doin'?
How?!
How's the search for the new successor?
Huge. Huge.
I accept your apology.
I ad libbed.
I am as sure... as I will be.
I am so sorry. I'm so sorry.
I am writing this email, Andrew...
I appreciate your honesty, Marjorie.
I asked your mom to marry me again,
I call it "McLintalk
I can force the party to make some tweaks
I can't believe I got sixth place.
I can't believe you backed another candidate, Uncle Judas
I can't believe you did this.
I considered it, and I cried, and yeah,
I could have some more responsibility..
I deserve to be in the real debate
I didn't have to remind everyone I was a woman every ten seconds
I didn't mean like gay gay
I don't know what you're talking about..
I don't know who that is.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. Tom, I have to tell you, I'm really not convinced.
I don't like when people get closer to talk to me.
I don't need to tell you that church is a special place.
I don't remember where he took me,
I find his mindless, toxic fear mongering
I got a neo Nazi on the dangle in Sweden.
I gotta get a little shut eye before we land
I gotta get ahold of him.
I guess I just did what anybody would do if they were there.
I guess we shouldn't be surprised at this kind of underhandedness
I had it but had to delete it because it was making my phone hot.
I have actually sat in the Oval Office
I have always been transparent about how old I am.
I have always tried to be there for you.
I have been appointed the new Mayor of Lurline.
I have been working for you for 18 years
I have decided to suspend my campaign
I have left literally hundreds of messages,
I have my own webcast on BuzzFeed.
I have the "New York Times" interviewing him about running the campaign.
I just found out from my stupid stepfather...
I know it sounds a little specific,
I know these struggles firsthand.
I laid out your outfit for the day.
I like that very much. Write that down, Leon.
I like to say she's the future of the party.
I love that they make clothes in your size now, Mike.
I love you, too, Tom. Go fuck yourself.
I love you.
I married enough of them to know that.
I may be a registered sex offender,
I mean, did you at least watch Martin?
I mean, even the governor's here.
I mean, Kemi is super impressive.
I mean, only he can say that.
I mean, that's like blowing a **** whistle while you're raping somebody.
I meant gay like, uh, mentally retarded.
I moved some things around.
I need a minute, I just need one minute.
I need fruit.
I need more casino licenses for Macau.
I need potheads in my prisons.
I never thought before to put the Bottega pumps
I see where your head is at, though,
I smiled all through the casual grabbing of my behind
I started timing the moment you knocked
I take what I want, whenever I want it.
I think a lot of my supporters would actually think
I think I'm gonna cry.
I think I'm gonna pop by her office and see if it's locked.
I think it was always Fat Guy.
I think it would be really good for Ellen
I think it's time to start talking about
I think she's worried that you might beat her up in the girls' bathroom,
I think that the American people
I think that the United States
I think the Chinese just delivered.
I think you should definitely quit Selina.
I think your tax plan
I thought everybody kind of did the same thing.
I thought she'd be more...
I thought we both understood I was lying.
I thought you'd be more familiar.
I told her her eyes looked puffy.
I took the liberty of using President Ford's ceremony as a template.
I understand that reference now. It's a book.
I want to challenge our notions of economic justice.
I want you to add the Dalai Lama to this list,
I was an agricultural advisor. Nothing more.
I was following orders.
I was gonna ask you for the same thing.
I was so far ahead.
I was wondering if you could deliver a message to President Meyer for me?
I wish I'd aborted myself.
I wonder who that could be.
I would if I could.
I would like to schedule an appointment. It's for an abortion.
I would love that.
I would need to be campaign manager.
I would really love to be able to count on
I would really love to be able to count on your endorsement.
I would say that we're well past the point
I... you know, I haven't committed to, um, anything...
I'd like to give my strongest and most full throated support
I'd rather eat a food shaped dick.
I'll draw a face on Ben's ass and call that Christiane Amanpour.
I'll go to the M Street Rite Aid."
I'll jam my fist up my dick hole
I'll pull out and cum on your back."
I'll speak before his congregation tomorrow.
I'll take that. Thank you.
I'm actually a little embarrassed. I mean, two jobs is no big deal.
I'm at less than 5%?
I'm Brie Ramachandran Shulhoff.
I'm drinking Odwalla like some country lesbian
I'm drinking Odwalla like some country lesbian
I'm finally gonna set the record straight.
I'm glad you asked,
I'm gonna ask him a question. What's your solution
I'm gonna need that back when you're done,
I'm Greg Hart. Good night.
I'm hearing moving!
I'm here reporting from Lurlene, Iowa,
I'm Jonah Ryan, and I wanna
I'm just a mayor who now,
I'm not sure what you mean, Senator James...
I'm pretty booked up. No. Just take it away.
I'm pretty sure that you can imagine
I'm sorry I'm late.
I'm sorry, who is this man?
I'm sorry, you can't say that.
I'm startin' to think he's rippin' me off.
I'm such a good person.
I'm surprised they let you run for president,
I'm totally lost.
I've heard you had a yen for Treasury.
I've never been more proud I taught that man
I've never seen anything like this.
If Ellen had a little sister from China,
If he or she has a close personal relationship with the president.
If I could just add onto that
If I may interject. Please.
If those troops were black.
If we adopted another baby from China.
If we lose, it certainly won't be
If you breathe a word of anything, to anyone,
If you don't win,
If you will just head down the hallway,
In a "non negative" pledge.
In a reckless car accident when she was 16 years old.
In just a moment.
In my cabinet.
In South Carolina, that is not a significant slice of the pie.
In the plus column,
In which, yes, I was in a car accident
In Youngstown, Ohio, only on CNN.
In your husband's alleged crimes?
Including Tom James and Kemi.
Infection, bleeding, uterine perforation.
Influence our presidential election,
Iowa presidential debate.
Is a wack plan.
Is chocolate bad for dogs?
Is currently using her campaign app
Is get me in front of huge white audiences.
Is powerful magic.
Is that she would like me to tell you
Is that the Berkeley VC 10?
Is there, I don't know, another word that you could have used,
Is this guy on his fuckin' period? What is...
Is trying to help me become...
It doesn't matter how you pronounce it,
It is literally the definition of retarded.
It is time for America to recognize
It is time for us to head over to the electoral scrapyard
It makes for a very unpleasant atmosphere.
It might be a great time to introduce
It might help her bond with... Mike
It must've been the video I made, right?
It seems I have been appointed the new Mayor of Lurlene.
It seems that Mike just published
It sounds like Dr. Seuss fucked Maya Angelou in the yuzz ma tuzz
It usually means they're gonna be facing
It was a rescue that killed its first owner.
It was a rescue that killed its first owner.
It was in today's Line By Line.
It will if I give a speech in support
It would be funny if you were American.
It would be my honor to attend.
It would be my honor to attend.
It would be really good if we adopted another baby from China.
It's a total blackout.
It's gonna be really hard
It's great. So the reason that we are here is...
It's like "Flowers for Algernon."
It's like the fat girl of Cabinet posts.
It's Teddy, yeah. I'm calling in the favor.
It's time for you to grow a pair
It's TMI, people, it's TMI.
It's universal. Men hate women, women hate themselves.
Itineraries are only for people who work on the campaign.
Jesus hashtag Christ.
Jesus, Clark, you're standing right next to the guy.
Joke's on them, because you can't sue the president.
Jonah lah!
Jonah Ryan said he's been lying
Jonah Ryan.
Jonah, I know this is just the undercard debate,
Just covered it up!
Just one last question, Mr. McLintock,
Just wanted to say...
K Jazz.
Keep your head down, Ames. I'll part the redneck sea.
Kemi killed her boyfriend.
Kemi looks like an albino.
Kemi! Kemi! Kemi!
Kemi's crowds are huge.
Kent, how are we doing with non college educated whites?
Laid back.
Last month a local eight year old boy was shot by police
Last night...
Last thing I need is my picture being taken
Last used to de spunk a Provincetown hot tub party!
Later, gator!
Less talk, more abortion.
Let 'em have it.
Let me know where to send the gift.
Let me tell you something about justice, Senator.
Let's continue the tour. Come on, kids are waiting.
Let's go, ma'am. They're all waiting for ya.
Let's go.
Let's just say a few international tours would ease domestic tensions.
Let's turn our attention to foreign policy,
Let's watch my victory speech again.
Life and death decisions.
Like a Jay Z concert, you know?
Like it's supposed to be.
Like Jodie Foster in John Hinckley's diary.
Like Kemi's boyfriend's guts all over the pavement!
Like, what appeals to them...
Lion Kinging Little Richard all around
Listen, OK. He's just the protest candidate. Ignore him.
Listen, we have to find a way
Literally and figuratively out to pasture.
Little Richard will be very happy for his daddy...
Liu sent you a message inside Mike.
Live from Drake University in Des Moines, Iowa,
Local 74. Iowa Asbestos Workers
Look at you!
Look, guys, if we're not getting the black vote,
Look. Faith based initiative just raised
Ma'am, every candidate
Ma'am, I warned you.
Ma'am, I was hoping I could have some more responsibilities...
Ma'am, Kemi just picked up two Senators and a union.
Ma'am, our faith based outreach program is kind of a disaster.
Ma'am, South Carolina is gonna be tough.
Ma'am, the new anti Kemi mail pieces just came in.
Ma'am, the U.S. Attorney's Office
Ma'am, this is your funeral blackball list.
Ma'am, we need white voters.
Ma'am, we're scrapping tomorrow's schedule.
Ma'am, why don't we just jump right to embalming options
Ma'am, you do know
Ma'am. You wanna see this.
Madam P! Got a moment?
Madam President,
Madam President, Congressman Ryan,
Madam President, Congressman Ryan, I'm glad you're both here.
Madam President, I do believe that we are
Madam President, I have a question and two follow ups.
Madam President, I have been trying repeatedly
Madam President! Guess your age? Guess your weight?
Madam President.
Madame P, got a moment?
Made me chuckle every time. I never thought you could win.
Many accomplishments of the Meyer administration
Marjorie, thanks very much. You can leave.
Marjorie, there's something that you need to see.
Math is a plot invented by the Chinese
Math teachers are terrorists.
Maybe somebody should be interviewing the "Times"
Maybe stole our life savings,
Maybe.
Maybe. Fog of war.
Maybe. Maybe not.
Mayor Richard Splett, are you there?
Mayor Splett, did you realize
Mayor Splett, how does it feel to be the hero of 7 Eleven?
Mayor Splett, what happened?
Mike McLintock has had enough!"
Miraculously, there were no fatalities,
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
Mmm. Wow, this tea is the perfect temperature.
Modern math was invented by Islamic scholars in the 7th century.
Mom, I am begging you
Mom, Mom, stop. OK?
Monnie and I are still together.
More of a sort of a Princess Diana thing.
Morning, ma'am.
Morning. Hey, Marjorie, look at my eyes.
Morning. Thank you for coming. Hope I can...
Mostly crazy cuckoos,
Mr. Tanz, they say that I have no chance of winning.
My abortion ride, but now, of course,
My dad said that to a lot of white women.
My dumb slit sister was supposed to be
My entire life has been training for the Oval Office.
My father started this youth center for one reason:
My God, pick a lane. Jesus.
My God! I have had it
My mother's food for her?
My own personal recipe.
My very own campaign staff.
My video could help, actually.
My wife wants to adopt a new kid
Neither can mine, Ben! None of these plans can!
Nevada, but I challenge Governor Calhoun,
New Selina Now.
No more math!
No more math!
No need. Everyone's always telling me to relax
No, Gymboree.
No, he said it, not me.
No, I'm willing to negotiate.
No, it's big Richard.
No, ma'am, she's my half sister.
No, no! Move, move!
No, no! Move!
No, that... that's wrong.
No, that's not him.
No, yeah, that's definitely Amy.
No, you did.
No!
No! You don't have it...
No. Felicia is my... paralegal.
No. Forget it. This never works.
No. My pediatrician ran the tests.
No... are you... she's fine. She's fine.
No... Not... "New Selina Now"!
None of which you've returned, which is why
Not a human pool skimmer
Not bad.
Not do the thing that we're not talking about?
Not even really showing.
Not the White House.
Novelty mayors are Iowa's number one source of tourism.
Now he gets it! Plus,
Now I'm blushin' and a little bit crushin'.
Now we're bleeding out our assholes.
Now, when you said that word, Congressman,
O kay.
Of being unfit for office because of your complicity
Of course, but let's be clear
Of course, Judge.
Of course, of course, I've love that.
Of course.
Of everybody we don't want invited to my funeral.
Of four years ago!"
Of four years ago.