NewsRadio - Season 2 Edit

A a speech?

A box of number two pencils, a legal pad,

A car? Why would I want a car?

A Christmas secret. How very jolly.

A close friend.

A coffee maker?

A cold front is expected to reach the city by morning,

A cup of joe on me.

A DBX console is worth $2 million.

A DBX console! This is outrageous!

A dirty shirt in a frame?

A dirty, filthy rodent

A framed shirt.

A friend of mine had a bachelor party,

A fully interactive on line web site

A fully interactive on line web site

A gay, lesbian type woman, sir.

A girl named Elizabeth to you?

A girl thing.

A glorified publicist.

A glorified... really good doctor.

A great man.

A guy would never do something like that.

A hoot and a half. I'll tell you.

A lesbian.

A little bit rocky around here,

A little bit?

A little hair of the dog that bit you.

A little lobby hijinks. I love it.

A little more time to prepare for something like that?

A little secret of negotiation humor,

A little thing called the Black Plague?

A little to the left.

A little while longer?

A lot of people happen to think her work on Double Fantasy

A low pressure system sitting off the coast

A lump of coal this year, Santa.

A memo that says, "good night"?

A moment alone, please?

A more sexually adventurous relationship than we have?

A news van with a satellite uplink,

A notoriously busy day on the expressways.

A pair of sixes!

A particular woman in mind?

A play in one act, by Beth and Bill.

A quarter.

A quickie, but I likey.

A reporter from The Wall Street Journal

A scene from Fame.

A secondary residence in Manhattan?

A shared piece of cheese perhaps,

A short amount of time,

A single woman looking to invest,

A sports car.

A stand up bloke if there ever was one.

A tenolysis?

A ticket stub from Hard to Kill?

A tuna sandwich that belonged to me.

A very handsome young executive.

A very strange time back then.

A white sock in a plastic bag. Oh.

A whole lot of my salary.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! You really got us cars!

About 49...

About a job in the radio industry?

About announcing my birthday.

About getting rid of that cubicle.

About manufacturing the hat.

About maybe getting back together?

About my co workers at all.

About my impending failure.

About our affair here.

About our dirty little affair?

About people stealing other people's

About respecting each other's property.

About Stewart.

About taking up arms against the government?

About taking up arms against the government?

About the cubicle is not having to think

About the last station Robertson owned?

About the post office building?

About the way he does his job?

About these Robertson Communications people?

About this whole rat thing?

About what?

About what?

About where you hold your bitch sessions?

About you and Lisa's breakup.

About you needing to remove the metaphorical walls

About your new promotion.

Above average hat, sir.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. I'm with you.

Accept the applause graciously.

According to this ID right here...

Aces and 6s.

Across the street to the historic post office building.

Action must be taken.

Actually, can you give me a couple minutes?

Actually, I think you sound more like a lion

Actually, I was thinking more along the lines

Actually, I'd really like to get out of here.

Actually, I'm next,

Actually, I've never been married.

Actually, it was the sexing up at lunch

Actually, it's against office policy.

Actually, it's kind of complicated

Actually, Matthew is making his special herbal tea again.

Actually, now you're starting to sound

Actually, one of the great things

Actually, some of the best guitar work on the album

Actually, that doesn't really work, does it?

Actually, that was just a cheap trick to get into your office

Actually, we had this one part

Actually, which way is the men's room?

Actually, you know, I don't.

Ad sales, please.

Admit that this station means something to you

Admit what?

Africa. The dark continent.

After I hit the bottom,

After two people make out,

Afternoon, lieutenant.

Again, Bill, why do you have a cane?

Again, I feel really awkward about even having to

Again, is this from that stupid book

Ah, but you knew I was going to do that.

Ah, the Jimmy James wife search continues.

Ah, well, um,

Ah, you're jealous of her, aren't you?

Ah, you've been talking to...

Ah, you've been talking to...

Ah!

Ah. I forget, not everybody can read binary code.

Ah. Luck had nothing to do with it.

Ah. Mr. James.

Ah...

Ah...

Ah... That's...

Aha. I thought I smelled Dave's burning flesh.

Ahem.

Ahem.

Ahem.

Ahem.

Ahem.

Ahem.

Ahem. Anyway, uh, I need your account number here and here.

Ahem. I'm Bill McNeal.

Ahem. She spent the night.

Ahem. Tech report.

Ahem. Two mixing boards,

Ahem...

Ahem... Catherine

Ahh.

Ain't nothing hardly funny about a missing ID.

Ain't that a pisser?

Airport.

Alan, I think I'd like to hear about those specials now.

Alan, the lady's ready to order.

Ali knocked out Foreman in the eighth round.

All about what my brothers and I have been doing,

All I ever remember talking about with Elizabeth

All I had was a condom, okay?

All I know is I'm not going to get fired.

All I'm saying is

All is good.

All present and accounted for.

All right

All right, all right,

All right, all right, listen up.

All right, all right, the hats suck. Fine.

All right, all right. Secret number two.

All right, and the fire marshal asked us to stay put

All right, but it doesn't make any sense.

All right, but you'll stop bitching

All right, Dave, the last thing I want to do is get involved in this,

All right, double or nothing.

All right, dude, this ought to do it.

All right, dude. One more bet.

All right, every businessman

All right, fine,

All right, fine.

All right, fine. Fine.

All right, fine. You want to make a bet?

All right, gentlemen, shall we begin?

All right, good luck. No problem.

All right, here's what you do.

All right, I admit it.

All right, I can't be around you when you're like this.

All right, I found out who's stealing my gelato,

All right, I got M through Q.

All right, I guess...

All right, I'll give you $49.

All right, I'm sorry.

All right, is there anyth

All right, it

All right, it got a little bit heated,

All right, Joe, I know you have something to say,

All right, Joe, this had better be good

All right, listen up, everyone

All right, look. It's almost 12:00.

All right, Mr. James,

All right, now everyone, just settle down, all right?

All right, now you look at them first.

All right, now, remember, you are to supervise the temp,

All right, okay, I'm here

All right, sir.

All right, thank you

All right, thanks. Thanks for letting us know.

All right, the game of poker

All right, then I think that's everything. Thanks a lot, everybody.

All right, there's no need for tears here.

All right, there's nothing to worry about.

All right, this isn't just embarrassing for Bill.

All right, uh...

All right, uh... let's see, I've got...

All right, we have to keep a very strict separation

All right, well, good to have you back.

All right, well, here. Take this.

All right, where are you going?

All right, where did you hear this?

All right, who do you like, Foreman or Ali?

All right, you know what? Forget Dave.

All right, you tell him you want X number of units

All right, you'll be more careful

All right, you're with me. I'm up.

All right! Good.

All right?

All right?

All right? All right.

All right? So Joe, please put that back in the transmitter.

All right? Well, thank you.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Ahem.

All right. Beth!

All right. Can you just talk to him

All right. Come on, you two.

All right. Double or nothing?

All right. Everyone, settle down.

All right. Go ahead.

All right. Great.

All right. Hold on. Wait a second.

All right. I can't do this anymore.

All right. I'll tell you what, kids.

All right. I'm all ears.

All right. Lisa.

All right. Never mind.

All right. Now, everybody got one?

All right. Now, next question

All right. On your mark...

All right. Rrrowr!

All right. See you there.

All right. She's dealing the cards.

All right. The hands in poker are as follows,

All right. The last station they bought,

All right. The rumors are flying out here.

All right. Then why on two separate occasions

All right. Wait a minute, wait a minute.

All right. What if I forget to turn it?

All right. What was your extension?

All right. You know what? I got to get my wallet.

All right. You'll be dealt five cards face down.

All right. You're joking again.

All righty.

All tabulated and ranked accordingly.

All that for a demo tape!

All that good crap.

All that happened was we had a fight.

All the struggles.

All the way back down to the other five yard line

All those in favor of maintaining a unified front

All women have their secrets.

ALL: Bye, Dave.

ALL: No!

ALL: What?

ALL: Yes!

ALL: Yes. Is everybody excited?

Allow me.

Almost two weeks now!

Already married, huh?

Already married?

Alrighty!

Also, I stole this hole punch

Also, sometimes it helps

Also, steer clear of the West Side Highway.

Also, uh, I'm the unabomber.

Also, you didn't step on it.

Although that's not the point.

Although we should go out there and warn the others.

Although we've only

Although, if I didn't know you better...

Always answer a question with a question

Always bet against any team Ted Turner owns.

Always remind me of a funny story.

Am I free to leave now,

Am I gonna die?

Am I missing something? Are you quitting?

Am I talking to you or listening to him?

Am I the last one to know about this?

Amen to that.

Amen!

Amen. Amen.

An autobiography,

An early proponent of interchangeable, machine made girders.

An editorial written by whom?

An electronic voice modulator.

An excellent suggestion.

An extra long lunch break today.

An honest answer to his question.

An immediate and comprehensive probe

An insane Norman Rockwell Bible school boy maniac.

And a merry Christmas to you, Mr. Kringle.

And a place to work.

And a stringer alonger

And a tad more...

And a tiny bit colder.

And again, I'm sorry, Bill.

And all my work for the day is done.

And all the characters in it.

And all the stuff in the closet comes crashing down.

And almost swallowed my tongue.

And anybody who wants to stay here

And apparently, there's more than a little interest

And as crazy as it sounds,

And ask her to marry me.

And at least nine

And at the end of the month, or whatever,

And bagels, or...

And between you and me,

And Bill would like us

And blabbed it to everyone,

And brava.

And buy another cane, don't you?

And by the way, Dave,

And came up with some stuff on the fly.

And can go club hopping all night.

And come on, my back's against the wall.

And cry like a baby till I get what I want?

And Dave bumped into Joe in the bathroom.

And Dave's mom's sick,

And die or something.

And every night when I'm leaving.

And everyone listening out there,

And excruciating experience I've ever endured.

And for Pete's sake, take that off.

And get back to work.

And get on with my life.

And get you each a personal gift.

And go to the bathroom.

And good luck with well, you know.

And good luck with you know.

And has a great voice...

And have her bring Lisa the employee in?

And have those photos sent right over.

And having you both fired immediately

And he oh, he is?

And he comes out swinging.

And he invited me to come visit him next week.

And he says he wants to re enter the presidential race.

And he wants 5000 of them.

And he was a man that would fight for your honor,

And he's about to open the closet, he goes to open the closet

And he's missing most of his tail.

And he's really doing another.

And he's very afraid you're all going to laugh at him,

And hear what I have to say

And how'd you get his number?

And how's our brokenhearted husk of a news director

And how's that going?

And hunted for the delicious meat

And I always thought

And I am very happy about it.

And I apologize for even asking.

And I can't pick which one.

And I crushed his skull with a dictionary.

And I did have ticket, right?

And I didn't have much time to think of anything.

And I didn't want to,

And I don't believe it.

And I explained to him why we'd never work out.

And I got some scratchy tapes of some stupid, old, dead people

And I guess you're not the only one who gets jealous,

And I guessed the wrong one,

And I have a photo of the guilty party caught in the act.

And I have him in every once in a while

And I have you people to thank for that.

And I hope you never lose them.

And I just I feel totally responsible

And I just can't figure out where the smart money's going.

And I just don't want to talk about it?

And I need you all to... You know, play along.

And I never have anything to say.

And I probably could use a few tips.

And I realize I should probably wrap up my remarks now.

And I really thought that we were friends.

And I screwed up, and I wired them the wrong way,

And I suppose you gave Lisa flowers

And I think all my teeth are loose.

And I think I have a solution.

And I think in honor of the occasion,

And I think it's time

And I think we should respect that.

And I thought we'd sort of developed a level of trust,

And I thought...

And I told her it was mine too

And I want out.

And I want to do something

And I want to thank you for that.

And I want you all to promise me

And I wanted to put Lisa in the booth to fill in,

And I was wondering if you could help us out.

And I will be charging the station.

And I will eat the ice cream, Dave.

And I with you

And I would

And I would like to be very honest with you.

And I wound up digging wells in Uganda?

And I'd love you to join us for dinner at Le Cirque.

And I'll be in the office,

And I'll bet that's not the firs

And I'll bet that's not the first time

And I'll fax it to your laptop,

And I'll give you 20 bucks to install it.

And I'll give you 100 to 1 odds.

And I'll just have to accept that

And I'll raise the WNYX news van

And I'll tell them why I can't go.

And I'll walk you to Bellevue after work?

And I'm a little bit country.

And I'm going to blurt your little secret out to the whole staff.

And I'm going to end up

And I'm going to say this loud.

And I'm not going to do it.

And I'm presenting them to you in this sealed envelope.

And I'm sorry.

And I've decided to take up the rat traps.

And I've taken certain measures

And I've taken into account your feelings for the rat.

And if he was, did he die under mysterious circumstances?

And if so, was he remarkably wealthy,

And if we argue long enough,

And if we start changing that programming,

And if you hear any yelling and screaming,

And if you'll see,

And imagine myself naked?

And it doesn't seem like you

And it had better be fast.

And it has been the happiest fortnight of my life...

And it was actually reflective sunglasses.

And it, like, dropped 10 floors

And it's many hours past normal quitting time,

And Joe's says "Joe" on it.

And just fire everyone, or

And just talk into it

And last night

And leave it to die? That is so cruel.

And leave turds

And let you guys decide who gets the prize.

And listen to an electrician do my job.

And little beans, dried beans.

And look at the cool burnt up stuff?

And made everybody eat cold cuts.

And made everyone else get haircuts.

And made everyone else take pay cuts.

And make everyone else take pay cuts.

And make love with a space prostitute.

And maniacally possessive?

And more power,

And my eclectic, some say daring, sense of style.

And my mate, Joe.

And never got the courage up to speak to me.

And no fancy title like "coordinating producer"

And no taking her apart to find out how she works.

And not having a clear position on social security.

And now I'd like to present you

And now please welcome the man of the hour...

And now you're selling her the station.

And noxious cologne have annoyed me

And one big ass battery.

And one of those thingies,

And one over there by the copier.

And only I know where to put it back.

And pastes them on reindeer bodies...

And playing around with their minds.

And please don't read it, all right?

And please give Bob Dole my regards.

And please sign this ID waiver right here.

And possible garbage workers strike coming up.

And put them behind a microphone.

And quite honestly, your negotiating style

And quite possibly never turn it back.

And really, you stayed home and worked for Six Flags,

And rightly so.

And Ross Perot comes in?

And Ross Perot...

And said they were from me as well.

And say I don't think it's going to work out between us.

And say Lisa's down

And scores!

And scratched your name off it.

And second of all, it's a Donald hat.

And secondly...

And see if any of that crap is yours.

And see if I can live with it.

And send him down to the security desk immediately!

And set her car on fire.

And she left early.

And she'd always try to steal some silverware.

And she's very, very nice, and...

And shove them down your throat!

And showed it to this guy at Loehmann's,

And sold it to Microsoft.

And some tall, leggy blond.

And someone gave me the wrong film.

And something popped out of my mouth.

And sometimes, when we think about it,

And speaking of traffic

And spend 25 cents for a new jack.

And Stan the man owns the other half.

And start giving these people the same advice I give them,

And stay away from the kitchenette for a while?

And submitted it

And talk about it.

And thank you again.

And thank you, Beth, for telling everyone my hand.

And thanks for including me

And that he's willing to wait as long as he has to.

And that is final.

And that is how I got the jacket.

And that is simply not true.

And that tie, it's hideous.

And that's all that counts.

And that's all you talk about is gambling, gambling, gambling,

And that's today's McNeal Perspective.

And that's why you didn't sell.

And the band needs to borrow some money

And the booth? Yes.

And the finest broadcaster I know...

And the harder I tried,

And the Jack Cheese casserole.

And the masks that women are forced to wear

And the men are, to put it delicately, lonely.

And the New Hampshire primary. We'll need a reporter up there.

And the only response from the Buchanan camp

And the passages that he underlined are my favorite parts.

And the people that work here mean something to you

And the plates and the tablecloth.

And the sexual heat starts to fade?

And then change the format to soft rock of the '70s

And then finally hang on a second,

And then he meets someone like you.

And then I remembered,

And then right over here, we'll keep the master list.

And then the rest was easy.

And then they treat you like you're some kind of guru.

And then they'll hire new people to fill our positions.

And then we'll get a bite to eat.

And then you snapped your legs shut

And then you...

And there aren't any rats in the office.

And they call a flashlight a torch.

And they feel better?

And they interview you for a job.

And they pretend to ignore you.

And they threw in some nudie pictures of you for free.

And they'll call back later with specific instructions for us.

And they're always calling me to talk

And they're cheaper when you buy them in these funny shape

And this concludes the only enjoyment

And this is the incinerator.

And told them I was from Neptune.

And tonight they're going to enjoy...Bill McNeal!

And trick her into doing what you want.

And trust me enough to confide in me.

And try and set a better example for Frick and Frack over there.

And very generous.

And waits for me to get off.

And walk away,

And warm them up for me again?

And was a rat rather than a bug.

And was slashing prices.

And we all got cars! Wahoo!

And we all know what happens in a civil war, right, Beth?

And we can all relax.

And we didn't know where to go,

And we don't want rat traps in the office

And we need to figure out

And we're all going to get fired.

And we're such good friends, you know?

And what exactly does our station feel like?

And what exactly is the problem?

And what have I done this year?

And what the hell am I doing sitting here?

And what would I need plastic surgery on?

And when I finally broke down the door,

And when it was over, I had this

And when you do die,

And where in the world did you find a camera

And whisper the dirtiest thing

And who are you?

And who's ever holding it loses

And why do they always take so long in the bathroom

And why not?

And yes, I know that we are not dating anymore,

And you can fix it?

And you give me synchronized swimming.

And you guys have gone way, way over the line here.

And you had female disorders.

And you have really nice hands.

And you know it.

And you know that capacitors store energy?

And you know the stakes. Check.

And you know what? That argument was not lame.

And you must be Dan.

And you screwed that up, didn't you?

And you will feel very, very ashamed.

And you're a liar.

And you're a little bit rock 'n' roll.

And your easy to manage hairstyle.

And, Bill, would you unlock Matthew?

And, I mean, as interesting as a call in show is,

And, more importantly, thank you, Dave, buddy.

And, of course, my cane.

And, quite frankly,

And, regardless,

And, uh, somebody's been going through the recycling bin.

And, uh, the rest of you...

And, uh, what was your problem again?

And, uh...

And, uh...

And, well, good luck to you, my friend.

And?

Andre the Giant?

Another human being in a poker game.

Any coffee?

Any controversial documents you run across,

Any of our coworkers about this incident, all right?

Any of that machine made, mass produced garbage.

Any of us will ever get out of these stupid hats.

Any time, Jimmy. Any time.

Any time.

Any time.

Anybody else have any good luck charms I can borrow?

Anybody else that's got any real work to do

Anybody?

Anybody...

Anyhoo...

Anymore?

Anyone else have anything they want to bring up?

Anyone know... anyone know anyone good?

Anyone see the Cowboys/Bears game last night?

Anything about our former sex life.

Anything for you, honey.

Anything that Dr. Frank tells you to do.

Anything would be better than what I'm doing now.

Anything?

Anytime you got a home team on two days' rest

Anyway, doesn't matter, doesn't matter,

Anyway, honey, when the doctor get out.

Anyway, I got to find a wife

Anyway, I haven't had a chance to test him out.

Anyway, I need you to sign this release.

Anyway, I think Dave looks cute in that suit.

Anyway, I wanted you guys to check it out for me,

Anyway, I went ahead and I made a prototype of the hat, right,

Anyway, I'm going right back to the game,

Anyway, I'm going to grab a sandwich.

Anyway, I'm sorry again.

Anyway, just wanted to confirm an order.

Anyway, listen up, this is how it goes.

Anyway, my agent thinks

Anyway, Theo has made

Anyway, um...

Anyway, where was I?

Anyway, who's got something?

Anyway...

Anyways, I don't know what to do

Anyways, I got to get back to work.

Anyways, I'll catch you guys on the flip flop, as they say.

Anyways, in the comics, all they ever did was kiss,

Anyways, sir,

Apologize?

Apology accepted.

Apparently so, sir.

Apparently, somebody tried to photocopy a mirror.

Apparently, the guy who owned the place

Apparently...I rocked.

April fool, Bill!

April fool!

April fool!

Are actually guys using fake names.

Are coming over for a walk through.

Are going to behave like the Dog Pound.

Are going to get back on the elevator,

Are going to ruin Hollywood.

Are just a little disappointed in what they

Are no longer with us,

Are really going to interfere

Are still down at the photo place.

Are the new owners aware of how difficult it's going to be

Are there any good places to eat around here?

Are there instructions?

Are they erotic?

Are they on this floor?

Are they the sort of people

Are they yours?

Are those fake?

Are those implants?

Are you actually going to go out on this stupid date?

Are you all right?

Are you all right?

Are you all right? Are you okay?

Are you and Lisa mad at each other?

Are you bluffing?

Are you calling me a thief?

Are you done, Bill?

Are you feeling all right? You look a little pale.

Are you feeling better, Bill?

Are you guys going up?

Are you guys ready?

Are you hungry?