Carter Pewterschmidt Sounds: Family Guy - Season 3 Edit

A filthy filthy *****

About time for me to be hitting the old dusty trail.

Absolutely.

Ah.

Also, I should treat him like a high class *****

Bill is going to bring his stretch Armstrong.

Boy, this is pretty embarrassing.

Carrot Top

Did you know the Pewterschmidt's were among the first to colonize America?

Filling Michael really want to see you again.

Fine, make it 20.

Gentlemen, this is Peter.

Gentlemen, this is Peter. He's the idiot my daughter married.

Gilbert gottfried.

Gottfried

He is my son in law.

He walks up to the Premier of China and says Dong, where is my automobile?

He's the idiot my daughter married.

Hello everyone.

How do you spell Kichwa?

I expect you never to mention this ugly business again.

I want you to testify against that ***** mother of yours.

I'd like to have a word with you.

I'm assuming rice crispy treats as black slang for money, so here's $10,000.

I'm never taking you to my Country Club again.

Idiot.

Just some fellow we fed and took care of in exchange for doing a few chores.

Kichwa

Lawyers.

Nathan Lane.

No.

Not appear so.

Of course you will be playing the role of sense test eccle's.

Oh, that there was nothing. Just some fellow we fed and took care of an exchange for doing a few chores.

Oh, that's too bad.

Out of the question.

Peter

Song where is my automobile?

Song.

Sorry honey, I'd rather be stuck in an elevator with Nathan Lane, Gilbert Gottfried, Carrot Top, Sean Hayes, or you get the picture.

Sorry honey, I'd rather drive cross country with George Segal and then infernal banjo.

Sorry pumpkin.

Stretch Armstrong

That sounds dynamite.

There must be something I can do to make things right with you.

They're coming over later and bills going to bring his stretch Armstrong.

This is like a Greek tragedy when a man must choose between himself and his children.

This is Peter.

Treat him like a high class *****

Well about time for me to be hitting the old dusty trail.

Well, I absolutely will not give you an apology and I'm assuming rice crispy treats his black slang for money. So here's $10,000 and I expect you never to mention this ugly business again.

Well, I absolutely will not give you an apology.

Well, I'm going to turn in.

What do you got?

What the hell are you talking about?

What?

What?

Where is my automobile?

Whoa.

You are not filthy mongrel of yours.

You idiot.

You'd better not have ruined my race dog.

You'll be fine, you're just having your period.

You're a *****

You're just having your period.

Your husband is a moron.