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A little lower.
All right, I'll take five. Can I borrow 10 cigarettes?
Are any of these aliens women, and if so, are they single?
Close your ears, Lisa. I want to trash your father.
God willing, the aliens will attack Homer and leave us alone.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Hey Bart, guess who needs a foot rub from her favorite nephew?
Hey.
I can smell fear.
I can't take it.
I don't think all the sciences and I'm smoking.
I feel like the 4th Dixie Chick.
I feel so alive.
I know how to use a hammer. I can be ladylike.
I thought I was the most magnetic personality in the family.
I wish I had time to cash in my vacation days at the DMV.
I wonder if the aliens would like to see some slides for my cruise.
I'll join the mob on the off chance we take out Homer.
I'll just try it with my crushing sarcasm.
I'll make sure it's put together nice like Katie Couric.
I'll smoke them like a cigarette.
I'll tear them apart. My celibacy has made me strong as an ox.
I'm sorry, your application to talk to me has been denied.
In general, I'm a lesbian, but for MacGyver I'm straight as an arrow.
Is it the smoking?
Is that wet swamp monster I smell? Oh.
It's a human task, people, to wait around so long, except at the DMV.
Knock it off.
Let's hurry this up. I've got a hot date with a Zena DVD.
License revolt.
Marge, what is it about ugly and stupid that you find so attractive?
Men are pigs.
Move it Buster.
My eyes are up here.
My sour disposition keeps me young.
Oh great, their faces are my unshaven legs.
Or the Tomb Raider herself, Angelina Jolie meow.
Patty Bouviers in the house.
Razzle. Dazzle.
Real smooth.
Smash it like Homer smashed Marge's future.
Stop it, Pat.
That tower to heaven was something else.
The female form is just more attractive. I mean, look at me.
The no itchy and scratchy game is going on sale today. Seems like that would bother you.
There we go.
Thing.
This is almost as satisfying as a silky smooth Laramie.
This mod is the first thing I've joined since the other team.
Two years seems too long for a cell phone plan.