The Cleveland Show - Season 2 Edit

A bunch of rich dipsticks.

A comic book?

A couple of periods ago, Arianna went crazy

A cup of my special, much Ioved coffee...

A dog.

A few hours ago, that would've shocked me.

A few weeks ago, I was at the mall...

A flimflam? Ponzi scheme? Pyramid? Straw man? Three card monte?

A flimflam? Ponzi scheme? Pyramid? Straw man? Three card monte?

A garden hose, a wheelbarrow and a straw hat?

A hero and a genius.

A hot Asian girl to dress up like a cat

A hundred dollars to Fight the Cure.

A kid off the streets

A lot of people would say:

A makeup anniversary dinner tonight.

A man who puts skim milk in his seven sugared coffee.

A man who thinks that turning a sock inside out...

A minute? Oh, is that how long I was unconscious or was it longer?

A news flash indicate it was a small girl.

A petting zoo. I would like to go poke a comatose goat.

A quarter past the hour.

A real live woman by the name of Patricia Donner.

A real vampire or anything.

A redneck, a midget and a bear.

A relatively unprovoked and violent lesson, but a lesson nonetheless.

A rematch of 1984, Stoolbend versus Mud Falls.

A ring ring sting? That's the oldest one...

A Stoolbend landmark, and a symbol of a simpler time.

A student. Huh!

A time when the man who delivered your package

A U Haul and a late period. Ha ha ha, I'm just kidding.

A whole new generation to Hot Cocoa Bang Bang.

A wide miss, Kendra. A wide miss.

A'ight, then.

Aaaaaaaaaahhhh!

Aah!

Aah! Bitch.

Aah! Cleveland. I'm going overboard.

Aah! Dead leaves. Dirt.

Aah! Help!

Aah! I got Swank eye! I reek of false humility!

Aah! Junior, how long have you been in here?

Aah! Ow, my face.

Aah! The world is dark and quiet.

Aah! Unh!

Aah! What's going on here?

Aaron! I know who you are, Aaron.

About her five year old boy alone

About ready to punch you in your skinny head.

According to the news, Junior and Kendra are the king and queen of the fatties.

Ack! I should have done this before the plunger.

Ack! I should have done this before the plunger.

Actually, his Cash for Clunkers program helped me buy

Actually, I came to apologize.

Actually, I was born in Texas.

Actually, it was a cliff.

Actually, it would explain a lot.

Actually, kind of a lot.

Actually...

Afraid to say it out loud for fear of being judged.

Africa, a tropical paradise...

Africa, Africa Bring me some laugh rica

Africa's major exports are pineapples, macadamia nuts and Jack Johnson.

After eating all those heavy French pastries,

After further review, I now pronounce you husband and wife.

After giving this a moment's thought, I don't want Rallo doing it anymore.

After the night we had, we could use a laugh, huh?

After we beat Mud Falls and I get that sweet state ring.

Again, no, E.T.

Again, Rallo, just because we're black...

Again, that's because she's a slut.

Again? Where you guys headed?

Ah ah ah, that's enough. For God's sake, that's enough.

Ah, busted. Oh, Junior, what have I taught you?

Ah, drink up, fellas.

Ah, I tell you, it's so good to take a break from the fast pace of Tobacco Road...

Ah, Rallo, if **** believed in heaven, which we don't because it's ridiculous...

Ah, there's a cramp.

Ah, to my amazing crew, sorry I've been stressed out this week

Ah, who could blame her?

Ah, yes. He's right everywhere.

Ah!

Ah! A homeless blanket touched me!

Ah! Are they smoking my cigars?

Ah! Junior, enough

Ah! My vice.

Ah! That can't be true. She loves my coffee.

Ah.

Ah. Ah.

Ah. Chow fun.

Ah. Finally. I can hear myself think.

Ah. Now it seems not worth it.

Ah. Whew.

Ah...

Aha!

Aha! Patricia Donner. The seller's name is Patricia Donner.

Aha. I knew it. You hate my coffee.

Ahem. Cleveland, you're fired.

Ahem. No. This is a daddy bath.

Ahh! There's a sack my head!

Ahh. The weekend starts here.

Ahh. Two bums.

Ahoy, shipmates.

Ain't gonna "score no more"?

Ain't got no cheese underwater.

Alert the media.

All aboard!

All because someone forgot to take him to work today.

All day traveling with those kids, I need a stiff one.

All for the approval of a couple of bullies...

All grown up.

All I need you to do is hold open the front door, it's heavy.

All I needed was some parenting.

All I want is to dress up once a year and get some free candy...

All I wanted to do was make my Dad jealous...

All is forgiven.

All it takes to make me happy is an ocean front infinity pool...

All my goyim friends Are making up their lists

All of a sudden, I'm feeling dizzy.

All of this has been for you and me.

All right, a bonus piece of Tuffy Taffy.

All right, all right, Rallo.

All right, all right.

All right, beautiful boy, here's your bacon and fresh baked croissants.

All right, but why is this happening in our living room?

All right, enough Risk.

All right, everybody lock arms for safety.

All right, fine.

All right, fine. I'll take them.

All right, fine. What is it?

All right, fine. You wanna know what else I'm hiding?

All right, guys. Let's give it a try.

All right, ha, seems like Roberta's not feeling well,

All right, I am ready for the Civil War reenactment.

All right, I get it. I'll do the house cleaning.

All right, I guess I should papa what I preach.

All right, I wanna hear everything. Talk slowly and don't leave anything out.

All right, I'll be there!

All right, I'll buy three.

All right, I'll get it.

All right, I'm imagining it.

All right, let's get rich.

All right, let's go.

All right, Murray.

All right, that's all we got. Whew!

All right, then I hope your old friend dies.

All right, then suit yourself.

All right, then.

All right, they're gone.

All right, which one of you ladies should I lotion up...

All right, you know what? I will invite her to dinner.

All right!

All right.

All right.

All right. Boring.

All right. But it's gonna cost you.

All right. Drive safe.

All right. I love this watch.

All right. Not dogs and shamburgers are ready.

All right. See you tomorrow.

All Stars, Hollywood Courtside, courtside

All these 'roids are doing a number on my junk.

All those years wasted on some stupid dream

All toned. Young. Smooth.

All waiting in line to see three minutes of something

All we need is one break.

Allow me to present, as you've never seen him before...

Already ruined it once.

Alrighty, then.

Alrighty, then.

Also facing in that direction.

Also, I could...

Although, it's not that crazy that you and I would be together.

Am I right, fellas? Ha, ha. For real.

Amen!

America says hello

America's greatest Mexican film director.

American Dad is also a show.

An aquatic superhero who lacks the ability to swim.

An entire hit song in 15 seconds!

And a good, old fashioned elephant walk.

And a plywood gate arm to keep the poor people out.

And a roll of quarters.

And a thousand volts of electricity

And after all the bars had stopped serving,

And after several of what are called grown up drinks...

And all because you couldn't give your dad some time alone.

And all my goyim friends Get some pretty sweet gifts

And all through those years, you kept your eyes on the prize.

And another left. Or maybe that's a right.

And apparently the props department

And apparently, I'm not gonna learn this song either.

And as for you, Cleveland, you need to ease up on your father.

And as long as we're being honest, I should tell you that one time...

And as of Thursday, Lipitor.

And bacon and garlic toast and chili cheese fries.

And be my Squirt?

And because he was a rat, he's sleeping with the fishes.

And being nice is more important than being cool.

And boom goes the dynamite.

And bring on the ladies.

And by a score of 85 to nothing, Robert wins the Coolympics.

And can you stop by the video store?

And Cleveland Brown has lost the first event, "Recognizing Cool People."

And Cleveland Jr. goes along, too,

And Cleveland, I love you,

And cold?

And Danny Trejo, I loved it

And Donna's Michelle Obama with Oprah's arms.

And down goes Sparky.

And everybody hurts

And everybody hurts

And everyone's swimming in their dungarees.

And fade to your people.

And for a whole year, I greeted my friends with:

And forces it in!

And get a new cell phone.

And get him a real job.

And get your hair done.

And go.

And go.

And Hawaii's important too.

And he did. I think because he wants to sleep with me.

And he drove right to Holt's house.

And he said, "Boo!"

And he was in my endo.

And he's putting our family in danger.

And here I am walking on eggshells.

And here is the spacious master suite.

And his "two kids."

And his bad even for NBC sitcom!

And his mutton busted loose, hopped a train.

And his technique is almost magical.

And I am taking back my home.

And I can't imagine Joanna's father will be...

And I crushed Dean Cain.

And I eat, pray, love being a parole officer,

And I found out it's great. I can do whatever I want.

And I got family.

And I guess the most natural thing

And I guess we are too.

And I have a jar of mayonnaise without finger marks inside it.

And I have the honor of portraying its hero,

And I heard what you said about me.

And I know she likes dinner.

And I know you're becoming a man and there's a few things you should know.

And I love Africa.

And I mean my own, not one of my stepkids.

And I mean this in the best possible way,

And I played the redneck hayseed.

And I really wish I wasn't shouting this out the door...

And I should've been.

And I still can't believe Beyoncé didn't win.

And I think you found your soul mate in Paul.

And I was wondering if you might join us.

And I wasn't even awake to enjoy it.

And I will always be here for you.

And I won't even go to jail, you know, because, uh, because I'm a bear.

And I... I mean, he gets laid for the first time since 1997...

And I'd appreciate some respect on this blessed day.

And I'd be so embarrassed

And I'd finally be able to tell all those bitches at the supermarket to suck it.

And I'll always be your first lady.

And I'm Arianna the Bear.

And I'm gonna go stand in line for an autograph from

And I'm gonna name you Jeffrey.

And I'm gonna prove it.

And I'm line leader, Mama.

And I'm never going back.

And I'm the one who's gonna have fun. In Vegas.

And I've never disappointed my father.

And I've never ever disappointed you, Daddy.

And I've planned a big romantic dinner,

And if I failed shop, I would disappoint you.

And if it makes you feel any better, I gotta sleep in pull ups too.

And if not for Christmas

And if that's not cool, then I don't want to be cool.

And if you don't quit eating them boogers, you ain't gonna score no more.

And if you let me work with him, I can make us all a lot of money.

And if you love this town, you won't let people

And if you think about it, if you shoot up the office on Monday...

And if you think you're going to unlock me,

And immediately, all the boats we don't care about are out of the race.

And introducing Jaden Smith's sister as the Zombie Princess

And it can't be good for the floor.

And it gets even better.

And it looks like Krinklesac's ready.

And it wasn't just our families.

And it's not lust

And it's so hot in this costume, I can barely breathe.

And it's time we take back Comic Con!

And kiss each other on the cheek.

And last night I finished it.

And later died from a bacterial infection.

And later tonight, an all new series...

And later tonight, an all new series...

And let me say wow.

And look at all these celebrities.

And Mary had a little lamb. These are things we know.

And maybe this makes me uncool, but I love you, Dad.

And my biological clock is ticking like a bomb.

And my cards seem to be out of order.

And my show too.

And no one is going to displace you or you will roar. Now, who are you?

And not complex at all.

And not entering through the door,

And not worry about getting pushed around by bullies

And nothing with elves.

And now a sporting event.

And now I'm going to help him make it big in the music biz,

And now I'm hooked.

And now I'm thinking, "Yeah." But I don't know.

And now my tooth turned into a quarter.

And now the young monsieur and madame Have rung the chapel bell

And now to our contestants...

And now, an overweight, bumbling, cartoon dad...

And now, Cleveland is here.

And now, from Stoolbend Junior College...

And now, let us sing the town song.

And now, please welcome Rallo Tubbs, Bernard Bernard...

And now, to judge this epic battle...

And nursing a slight hangover,

And on a personal note, that was the year I tried sushi.

And other things that are too taboo to be discussed.

And our ballot measure guarantees equality for all obese heterosexuals.

And our stupid government...

And pitching for the Growlers...

And prison scars.

And put that out.

And Rallo can do it because he's just a dumb little kid.

And Rallo T

And remember how many chicken sandwiches I ate?

And remember, driver carries less than $20 in change.

And ride our bikes in the street!

And Robert realizes his parole officer just wanted to tell him

And said to yourself,

And see if you can turn that facacta heater up.

And she doesn't want me seeing you anymore either.

And shot that guy up in the audience.

And since I can't afford

And since that day, I've lost 85 pounds.

And so do you.

And so I found a place Where everyone will know

And so I found a place Where everyone will know

And so I found a place Where everyone will know

And so I found a place Where everyone will know

And so I found a place Where everyone will know

And so I found a place Where everyone will know

And so I found a place Where everyone will know

And so I found a place Where everyone will know

And so I found a place Where everyone will know

And so I found a place Where everyone will know

And so I found a place Where everyone will know

And so I found a place Where everyone will know

And so I found a place Where everyone will know

And so I found a place Where everyone will know

And so I found a place Where everyone will know

And so I found a place Where everyone will know

And so I found a place Where everyone will know

And so precious.

And so precious.

And so, Waderman was born.

And so, when in the course of human events,

And sometimes actor.

And stand in front of my booth, why don't you help me out

And stupid.

And take care of the kids.

And that cloning mess I tried didn't work.

And that is why your story was cut.

And that makes six wins in a row for Stoolbend High baseball...

And that will work?

And that's an order, Lieutenant!

And that's another thing.

And that's my TRON helmet.

And that's where it gets tricky for you.

And that's why you have a belly button.

And the grand prize of a romantic weekend for two...

And the Growlers are one strike away.

And the Growlers winning big in a blowout...

And the man, who you'll remember is covered in his grandmother's poop, replies:

And the night

And the truth is, he's better at it than I ever was.

And the woman won't shut her mouth.

And the world is scary and my young mind is so confused.

And then at exactly the right moment...

And then changes his opinion based on what they've told him.

And then during nap time, the cops busted in...

And then he did it like an NBA guy.

And then he kissed me. Oh, God.

And then he'll step down and you can steal the promotion.

And then I forgot all about it until now.

And then I told him to sing it again, and he did...

And then I would become the first lady of Waterman Cable.

And then the ghost looked into the child's eyes.

And then this morning, I remembered something.

And then we can build a wall out of the DVD players! Yay!

And then we'll take it higher

And then you move back just when I'm moving away.

And then, for the final part of my trick, known as the prestige...

And then, history makes

And then, I met Paul here.

And there is the bear that walks among us.

And there it is.

And there's also nothing wrong with getting the hell out of here.

And there's Joanna

And they're just as hurtful and offensive as African American ste...

And they're off.

And this must be your oversized novelty diaper.

And this time I realized, I'd been insulted.

And to be honest, I have thought about us being more than friends.

And together we can rule the galaxy!

And together...

And tore up the mattress in the guest room.

And trust me, being a father is a full time job.

And wait for the Q & A like everyone else.

And watch his and our children.

And we are going to have fun!

And we get to shoot fake guns!

And we heard about your wonderful work

And we'll give all the proceeds to Donna's charity.

And went straight to angry drunk.

And what I imagine are countless other problems in your life.

And what if I say no?

And what is in it for this gentleman?

And what's up with all these stupid outfits?

And what's with this Gmail? I just got used to e mail.

And whatever comes our way

And when I'm done with him, I shall have his mistress!

And where'd you get that cupcake?

And who knows what will happen now that Tim the Bear

And who says baseball's boring?

And why can't we play in the morning and then just get on with our day?

And why the hell was he ever famous to begin with?

And win the battle for the North!

And working that ass.

And worse, listens to them.

And y'all never got back to me about directing that episode.

And yelled at those P.A.'s earlier

And yet some would say he's accomplished much more than me.

And you are too.

And you best believe I'm still coming to you...

And you can forget about Ro. She going home with him.

And you can if we bring gay marriage to Virginia.

And you can Kunta kiss my ass.

And you can start by taking your kids for the day.

And you faked your death. But why?

And you have to be a good Christian and help him.

And you must be Joe.

And you spelled it wrong.

And you still are!

And you wouldn't know a grand slam...

And you, no scare. No.

And you.

And you. And you in the blue.

And you. You are all under suit! Yeah!

And you'd start respecting me.

And you'll have to take over my responsibilities with my charity.

And you're an idiot.

And you're going to clean it all up by yourself afterwards?

And you're so mature with your 5 o'clock shadow...

And you've got chores to do, Tubby Senior. Ha, ha.

And your allowance will be $5 a day

And your coffee. Black as Atlanta.

And your next rider is Rallo Tubbs.

And, five, four, three...

And, of course, I thought of it, but I never had the time.

And, Terry, when you find your soul mate, you should marry him.

And, three, I put him in the storm drain.

And, um, maybe I'll say, "Canoe sign this?"

And... part!

And... you?

ANIMATRONIC VANILLA ICE: Ahh! Ahh!

Another weekend of us doing absolutely nothing. Ha!

Anthony.

Any chance you can watch them at your place

Any of you losers want to win for a change?

Anybody else tired of always having to dribble whenever you want to move?

Anybody have $50 to pay Mrs. Lowenstein?

Anybody here got an opinion on Palestine?

Anyone ever tell you you look like a really hot Ving Rhames?

Anyone ever told you your face looks like a butt crack?

Anyone seen the coffee pot?

Anyone want ice cream?

Anyone! I'll marry anyone who helps me!

Anyway, Arianna said she doesn't love me anymore.

Anyway, bye, sweetie.

Anyway, I got all kinds of trophies, baby pictures, this old teddy bear.

Anyway, no

Anyway, please fasten your seat belts as we begin our initial descent...

Anyway, what I did was totally legal. There's nothing you can do about it.

Anyway, while they were trying to put me out...

Anyway, why don't you just leave?

Apologize to this nice lady.

Apparently, he also has a superhuman tolerance for irony,

Apparently, he met financial ruin...

Apparently, I'm someone's prize too.

Apparently, somebody a person had been playing around

Apple juice, neat.

Are finally having our anniversary dinner.

Are you a girl?

Are you done?

Are you guys trick or treating too?

Are you happy, son?

Are you having an affair with the couch? Is the couch a better lover than me?

Are you kidding me? The hair. The voice. The wise beyond his ageness.

Are you kidding?! You heard that crowd.

Are you okay, Cleveland?

Are you okay, Junior?

Are you out of your damn mind?

Are you Robert Rodriguez?

Are you saying that we get breast implants and sex change surgeries...

Are you saying that you're not going to be friends with me if I keep this job?

Are you serious?

Are you? Or is the couch gonna sleep on you?

Aren't there two wars going on right now?

Aren't you already on one of the CSls?

Aren't you looking for a show to replace that raccoon guy?

Argh! Right in the bridge. Oh, getting the watery eye.

Arianna likes that little dancing fella.

Arianna wants somebody who's strong.

Arianna, Robert

Arianna, what you're doing is wrong.

Arise, Cameron.

Arrange to have a soda sprayed all over here shirt.

As an aristocratic woman in 18th century France.

As Cleveland told me,

As everyone knows, that was the year...

As for the Roberta situation, if I were handling it, I...

As for the thing I said, I have a logical explanation.

As former vice presidential candidate Camera two.

As I was saying, I have a charity too.

As if she's not her mom.

As much as $200 a year.

As our breathing hours are so few

As soon as we win this race.

As the truck headed toward the cliff...

As the victorious Union army toasted

As we fuck in the pale moonlight

As you can see here on my nameplate, my name is Lestah.

As you wish.

Ask me anything about you.

Ask me.

Ask the albino kid, he's dying to be included in something.

Asked her to marry me. She said no.

Asked them to pay me back for the booze. Kicked my ass.

At King Dong's. All male revue. Bachelorette day. We're getting married.

At least he's working.

At least my teeth ain't got wine stains at 5 in the afternoon.

At least the jackass is out of bed.

At the next Town Hall meeting?

At this juncture, several people on a voluntary basis...

At this year's Comic Con in San Diego!

Attack their right flank!

Attention, everybody. Two things.

Attention, men!

AUDIENCE MEMBER: Booo!

AUDIENCE MEMBER: You're fat!

August 12, 2004.

Aunt Janet, you still doing that thing on TV where you pick the lotto numbers?

Avenge me, Cleveland.

Aw, but I was going to do

Aw, come on, man.

Aw, come on! Don't bust me to Jesus!

Aw, don't make me do my calf raises. Oh, all right.

Aw, he remembers you.

Aw, heck with this. I'm going back to Vinnie's.

Aw, man!

Aw, man.

Aw, no. They found me!

Aw, please don't let my daddy get killed, Cleveland!

Aw, that's flattering.

Aw, we'll be friends as adults when we reconcile at your funeral.

Aw, work.

Aw, yeah, you're a good boy.

Aw, you won't. You're too crazy.

Aw.

Aw.

Aw.

Awesome!

Aww.

Awww...

B negative.

B Shad and I already took the liberty of making reservations.

B. Emerson Plunkett the First, founder of Stoolbend.

Ba doo doo da!

Ba doo doo doo doo ba,doo doo, doo doo do do ba do ba!

Babe, I just wanted to let you know we're on our way home.

Babies back, babies back Babies back, babies back

Baby, I'm sorry.

Back in my day in the Catskills I was a hitmaker.

Back to our roots.

Back to Robert E. Lee Middle for a year,

Back when you were a little kid, I thought I'd keep hitting you forever.

Bad bear.

Bad caramel. Too much bad caramel.

Bad news for notoriously bisexual Barry Shadwell...

Bait and switch? Smash and grab? Tickle and take? Jerk and jet? Blow and go?

Ball!

Ball!

Ball!

Bang, Bang, Honkeys!

Bank your cash up

Bank your cash up

Barack Obama doesn't care about black people.

Barbecue sauce

Barnaby, slow down, that's not a real sheep.

Barry Hussein Obama is?

Barry Obama. Probably sleepin' in a ditch somewhere.

Barry, have you ever heard of Frank Larson?

Barry.

BART SIMPSON Ay caramba!

Baseball ain't a sport.

Bayonets.

Be Cleve in yourself, Goochland!

Be my own puppet you say? Interesting.

Be strong, for you and for Sinbad.

Be that as it may, Arianna, you need to take Tim back.

Be this understood, go ahead, caller.

Bear down. End of Beer Walk.

Bear? More like a cougar. Rrr.

Beat up the beat. Fist pumping like a champ.

Because Ayatollah her to get lost!

Because he's round and eats everything in sight.

Because I am the bomb.

Because I do. All women do.

Because I don't care. Just get out of my way.

Because I know one's self worth comes from within.

Because I love you.

Because I saved you. I saved you.

Because I thought this would be a perfect opportunity for the two of you to bond.

Because I've figured out how to get my mojo back.

Because marriage is scary.

Because of all your texting and driving.

Because of the C section scar? Doesn't bother me. Bothers me a little.

Because some white men can jump.

Because that shot was money.

Because the only thing that matters is Janet's happiness at any given moment.

Because they love it.

Because when I asked him, he said he was the real one...

Because you ditched me for Cleveland, Jr

Because you just got schooled.

Because you know It don't matter anyway

Because you like balloons? Ha.

Because you're choking me.

Because you're fat.

Because you're little. Shoot, my old lady won't let me do anything.

Because, disgust me or not, I love you.

Because, for the first time ever,

Becomes Kalamazoo's least favorite...

Becoming a man. Ugh. Here we go.

Bed, Bath and Beyond.

Bed, Bath and Hospital?

Beer

Beer bucket, puke bucket, beer bucket, puke bucket.

Beer Walk, Beer Walk, Beer Walk, Beer Walk!

Beer Walk, Beer Walk, Beer Walk, Beer Walk!

Beer Walk, Beer Walk!

Before I forget, is there someplace I can plug in my...?

Before I knew it, I had spent our entire life savings on modeling classes...

Before I was a seven foot millionaire NBA star...

Before we get started, no, I'm not an Elvis impersonator.

Before you comment further, Gordy, remember, everyone can hear...

Before your time. Our time. Gotta go.

Beg pardon, Mr. Brown.

Beg pardon?

Behind this pillar we've always had.

Being a homemaker is the toughest job I've ever loved.

Being fat is a choice.

Being without you has wrecked him.

Bells will be ringing

Benefit concert! Funeral concert!

Bernard, Theodore. You all see that? She crazy.

Besides, Africa isn't going anywhere.

Besides, I got the world's greatest dad as a teacher.

Besides, it's tradition to cheat in baseball.

Besides, that guy's doing it and he looks pretty cool.

Besides, we're already watching a movie in the car.

Besides, you never heard "Peezy Weezy."

Beth who?

Bette Midler. She's wonderful. Google her.

Betting on the Growlers is winning me a fortune.

Betty the Bank Teller who sings like

Beyond what?

Beyond.

Big deal, I was once on TV too.

Big screen TV here, bratwurst launcher over there.

Bitch, I am a Blackberry!

Blah, blah, blah.

Blood type: O positive. Bra size: 36 B and D.

Boaters, take your marks.

Bomb threat at the school. Mama's home early.

Boo.

Boo.

Boom!

Boom! You just lost custody.

Born to be wild

Both literally and metaphorically.

Both of... He was.

Both piles where then counted, double checked...

Both players today going with the left pant leg.

Boxing Day, bitch!

Boy, it was hot in Stoolbend today, wasn't it?

Boy, this must be a difficult day for you...

Boy, Tim, this Arianna thing.

Boys, I

Boys, I need

Boys, I need you to go pack your things.

Boys, this is my friend Rallo, and he needs a man's haircut.

Boys, tonight we are gonna get out there...

Brat Simpson, Spider Buddy and Family Dude's Stevie.

Braving the low 50s Virginia winter,

Break yourself, you mark ass buster.

Breakfast anyone?

Breathe properly?

Breathe.

Brian's okay, but D'Brian is the worst.

Bringing out the ladder to get the ball outta the peach basket,

Brisk.

Bro.

Brought to you by Circuit City!

Brown steps in and adjusts himself.

Built this car with parts from my yard. Hell, the wheels are off my mother's house.

Bulldozer.

Bus leaves in one hour.

But any 19 year old who has your life

But at least she's enjoying the smooth, full bodied flavor of Carolina Milds.

But Barry and I are almost the same age.

But because we're friends, I'm just gonna reduce your salary...

But both my legs is broken.

But Boxing Day is a holiday in Canada...

But David was at his best when he was just hanging around...

But don't take it from me.

But first, let's take a ride on "Electric Avenue."

But first, revenge.

But he also worships airport security workers.

But he's probably too busy dealing with

But how can you live with yourself when you're cheating to win?

But how can you throw away

But I am open to being non monogamous, long distance boyfriend and girlfriend.

But I appreciate the sentiment.

But I can't go anywhere.

But I did all the work.

But I do believe you have me confused with someone else.

But I don't know if I can do it.

But I don't let myself because I have responsibilities.

But I don't mind if this funny squirrel sees me.

But I followed the book exactly.

But I forgive you.

But I guess when your dad's too big a wuss to fight...