The O.C. - Season 3 Edit

A bar mitz vahkkah, which sounds delightful.

A bar mitzvah? For Ryan?

A black tie benefit. It was the smartest thing I could have done.

A bored, bitter, ball buster.

A boy?

A boy. Looked about 2.

A business associate from Hawaii showed up

A certain circumstance was not fully disclosed...

A Chrismukkah bar mitz vahkkah.

A Cohen in the Ivy Leagues.

A college buddy of mine, Paul Glass, is in town.

A college will either accept that or not.

A couple of years ago, I spent a summer in Newport...

A dance. There's a beach theme.

A double date? Coop, that's a great idea.

A fair point. We'll stay away from aquatic activities.

A few weeks ago, you were uncomfortable about this.

A fundraiser for poor women with substance abuse problems.

A good cause, poor odds, a chance to ruffle some Newpsie feathers?

A good man is hard to find, Kirsten.

A guy like Cohen is incapable of walking away from a girl like me.

A half court shot at the buzzer.

A heads up would've been great, woman.

A hundred percent. I wouldn't miss your graduation for anything.

A hundred thousand dollars.

A letter like that is a red flag to colleges.

A little champagne won't hurt you girls.

A little early for champagne, don't you think?

A little extracurricular activity with Dean Hess.

A little hurtful, but a good point.

A little more. A little less.

A little morning gardening?

A little morning gardening?

A little old fashioned Seth Ryan time.

A little.

A long time ago, Mom's team allowed Christmas to be about reindeers...

A lot of Old Testament to cover.

A lot of Old Testament to cover.

A martini. And Scotch for the young lady.

A new life.

A Newport party.

A nudge. A father's allowed to nudge.

A pain? Taylor, you staged a power play at the Kickoff Carnival.

A pedophile website?

A petition? That's a good idea.

A phone number? Forwarding address?

A pilot, you freaking racist.

A plan about how you're gonna keep your grades up...

A projection of what my future earnings would've been.

A real fancy orthopedic surgeon. Works with the Angels and the Ducks.

A ride? Hell, no. Sister, you're sleeping over.

A specialist in school safety.

A sports agent? I thought she was just a bored, bitter, Newpsie.

A table by the window.

A tiny flicker?

A tradition that marks a ******* child's obligation...

A trial.

A troubled kid gets ahold of a gun, the ending is always the same.

A year of solitude, ill fitting gym shorts, mediocre lunches. Hey, there's Ryan.

About Johnny?

About Marissa?

About that, do you have a minute? Do you wanna take a walk, stretch your legs?

About that, I got the... I got the signature. I can... I can do full time.

About Trey, I guess.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. Mr. Cohen, I'd like to assure you...

Actually, all I need is, like, a list of candidates...

Actually, before I forget...

Actually, I came to see you guys.

Actually, I didn't.

Actually, I don't. But you don't do that anymore.

Actually, I had a couple good friends.

Actually, I invited Jeff to join us for lunch.

Actually, I kind of feel like everything's my fault.

Actually, I never won a fight till I got to Newport.

Actually, I thought I'd spend time at the beach.

Actually, I wanted to tell you, I went on a date.

Actually, I was hoping that we could just talk.

Actually, I was hoping you might have dinner with me sometime.

Actually, I was hoping you might have dinner with me sometime.

Actually, I was thinking maybe you'd wanna hang out.

Actually, I was thinking of doing my homework.

Actually, I was wondering if I could talk to Seth upstairs?

Actually, I was wondering if you might consider reinstating her.

Actually, I'm busy.

Actually, I'm just trying to... Trying to get you to come to this party.

Actually, it's "whoever gets in," not "whomever," because...

Actually, just a sec, here.

Actually, loves trumps everything.

Actually, Marissa, I'm gonna need to borrow you for a second.

Actually, Summer, the only thing I'm worried about is my daughter.

Actually, the captain's Johnny's uncle. That's how I met him.

Actually, this is kind of lame.

Actually, we haven't even talked about it.

Actually, we should just get started.

Actually, we're kind of busy right now.

Actually...

Add some benches, a playground.

Admit it felt good.

Affirmative.

After 12 years I'm immune to mockery, so...

After all we've been through, I get to be your best friend.

After all, I wanna be perfect for our first time in public.

After all, they wanna know how invested they should be.

After careful scrutiny of his account, it's clear that Caleb Nichol was broke.

After everything we've been through, I know him well.

After everything we've put her through, that'll build her trust.

After everything you've done, you...

After I go pro, a year on the circuit, save money..

After Kirsten left, I had no one to talk to.

After my mother died, I did everything I could to please him.

After sex when everyone's hungry but nobody wants to get the takeout...

After the summer we've had, that doesn't sound so terrible.

After the trouble I caused, it's the least I can do.

After the wedding on Saturday, the Coopers are moving to Kauai.

After this I'm done

After today, I probably will never see him again.

After we spoke, I had your hard drive searched...

After writing bad checks and getting arrested and disappearing.

After years of doing Cardio Barre and yogalates, I forgot how good this feels.

After you postponed twice, I thought maybe you'd changed your mind.

After your father died, I shut down my law practice...

Again with the Johnny.

Again?

Aisle seats, nice.

Alex Petsovich.

All alone tonight?

All cell phones must be surrendered at the door.

All different kinds of loyalty, Sandy. I chose mine.

All I gotta do is pick up the phone

All I know is that before he moved to Newport...

All I need is five minutes.

All I remember is that he hated you, passionately.

All I'm saying is, Valentine's Day might be cancelled this year.

All kids, really. they're like dogs.

All my sins. Very detailed.

All my sins. Very detailed. If I ever screw up again, give that to my parents.

All Neil has to do is take her out for dinner tomorrow.

All of this, everything you've done up until now finally makes sense.

All of you.

All right

All right

All right

All right, all right. All right.

All right, all right. Fine.

All right, black ops maneuvers commence at 2100 hours. Synchronize your watch.

All right, but let me know what you wanna do about the will.

All right, don't be late.

All right, fine. So yesterday I went to pick up Marissa at school...

All right, for you. I'll have water.

All right, go ahead. I'll be waiting

All right, here we go.

All right, here you go. This is your fourth quarter bonus, by the way.

All right, I feel good about that.

All right, I just need to grab a jacket.

All right, I'll do the welcome, explain our philosophy, present the model.

All right, I'll get him.

All right, I'll just be a minute.

All right, I'm freaking out right now. I'm using a pay phone..

All right, it's all for me.

All right, it's not my money, and now it's out of my hands.

All right, let me get you some cash.

All right, let's go eat.

All right, look...

All right, Sethy! All right!

All right, so they're into each other.

All right, so, what do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

All right, so...

All right, so... What the hell?

All right, Summer, this one's for you. Ready?

All right, talk to you soon.

All right, then I wouldn't miss it.

All right, we got a spot open on the Gale. We're prepping her now.

All right, we'll hook up later then?

All right, we'll see you around?

All right, we're going to RISD.

All right, well my gate's this way.

All right, well, I'll talk to her after the party.

All right, well, I'm gonna go smoke some cush. Wanna come?

All right, well, I'm just gonna go to the hot tub because I am so stressed out.

All right, well, my hotel is nearby.

All right, what we have is an expression...

All right, you guys, so who is onboard with my carnival?

All right?

All right?

All right? It's gonna be great.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Actually, I'm a little worried too.

All right. All right, fine. As long as it's small

All right. All right, I'll talk to him.

All right. Come on, buddy, get ready.

All right. Direct approach. I like it. Good luck.

All right. Give me five minutes.

All right. Heads down, lips sealed, smooth sailing.

All right. How are we gonna get Summer back?

All right. I guess I better go.

All right. I'll tell Sandy.

All right. I'll try.

All right. I'm gonna grab dinner, check in with Sandy and call you later.

All right. I'm gonna shower, wake myself up.

All right. It wasn't me?

All right. Let me just get rid of her

All right. Let's go.

All right. Let's review factoring a polynomial.

All right. Meet you at the diner.

All right. See you later.

All right. That's enough.

All right. Two down, one to go.

All right. We're losing him.

All right. Well, listen, fellows, love to chat, gotta get over to Sadie's.

All right. Well, then I guess we don't have a choice.

All right. You want me to hold your crown, Sum?

All right. You're the boss.

All the California fire codes are in here. I think.

All the Chrismukkah trimmings.

All the more reason for them to focus on something good.

All the New York women just iced me.

All the nubile young coeds, you, the familiar old shoe

All the reasons to come here are irrelevant.

All the seniors wear the sweatshirt to the college they got into. It's...

All the time. Look, as long as I keep my grades up...

All the TV shows I watch, all these women have voiceovers.

All this back and forth, coming together, pulling away again...

All this time, I thought getting into college would make everything easier.

All those years...

All to make sure Summer and I go together.

All you care about is what people in Newport think of us. Of you.

All you ever do is sit in this house and drink tea.

All you have to do is break up with Summer.

All you have to do is go to your son's birthday party. The plane leaves at 5.

All you told her was he voted for John Kerry?

All your long, secret talks.

Almost 1000 signatures. It's hard to ignore that kind of outcry.

Aloha.

Alone?

Along with copies of the permits we've pulled.

Already the early office drop in. You two are hitting it off.

Also last semester.

Also, I got kicked out of school...

Also, there's no room in the trenches of life for whiny little babies.

Although I gotta say, watching Volchok get his ass kicked was pretty awesome.

Although it sucks I got two weeks' detention...

Although, he probably would give a couple of freebies.

Although, I guess, what are the chances of that?

Although, I'm sure we could come up with a few things.

Although, the thought had crossed my mind.

Always a classic choice.

Always helping these kinds of guys.

Am I high?

Am I high?

An interview with the Brown guy. Rushfield told me, and you got one too.

An interview with the Brown guy. Rushfield told me. You got one too.

An invitation. I got a room at the Mermaid Motel.

And " sensitive, streetsmart man of talent and mystery."

And " sensitive, streetsmart man of talent and mystery."

And a kid. Daniel.

And about the sign in sheet, we could work something out.

And about your mom too

And accuse her of being a thief?

And after no criminal charges were filed, the expulsion was reversed.

And after tonight, I'm gonna tell you what that means.

And after you left, things got interesting in the limo..

And as a token of my appreciation:

And as far as I'm concerned, he never has to

And as much as I love the face to face college rejection...

And as much as I won't admit it to him...

And at least now...

And besides, I already talked about it with Ryan...

And besides, I've decided that I'm okay with it.

And bring your friend. He's hot.

And buy me a new bikini.

And by "get" do you mean keep it from her?

And by the time I called for help, it was too late.

And Chili for coming up with the whole surf contest in the first place.

And desperate.

And destroy all your hopes and dreams? Watch all of this disappear?

And do it in front of me.

And do you feel comfortable sharing with the group why that was?

And does your past tense imply it's over?

And don't be late or I will have to give you a tardy.

And don't mean the day after Saturday.

And Dr. Kim, she's always seemed pretty reasonable.

And especially my son, Seth, who's here with me tonight.

And even if he lives, which is a big if...

And for better, for worse, we stick to them.

And for people who punch the dean at their school.

And forgive me for saying, Henry, but you seem a touch defensive.

And game over.

And he probably doesn't even remember.

And he was right.

And he was shot.

And he went through it with me. He should understand.

And he'd thank you for trying to help him.

And he's not out of town. He's ignoring me.

And he's shown a real aptitude for building and drafting.

And he's taking a big chance on me.

And her.

And here.

And his ego almost destroyed the company

And honestly, the best part was always the afterparty.

And how do we do that?

And humiliate myself in front of the whole town.

And I am highly motivated to change my circumstances.

And I am trying, trying not to screw it up.

And I appreciate that you've kept your information just between us.

And I assume you don't either, because this could be a real career killer...

And I assume you know about Brown.

And I called campus security.

And I can't do that from across the country, so...

And I can't just stand by and watch...

And I carry a lot of weight with the Parents' Association.

And I didn't like that.

And I don't know if you're into Polish cinema...

And I don't really wanna talk about it...

And I don't want her to think I'm some stalker magnet.

And I don't want her to worry.

And I feel that one of his family should be here.

And I get to see you. What do you say?

And I got promoted again and again.

And I gotta stop dating girls like you.

And I guess that's about it.

And I have a tendency to ramble..

And I have an in there.

And I have kissed a girl before.

And I have only gotten hotter since then. Something is up.

And I haven't exactly been making life easier for you, I know.

And I just feel adrift.

And I just think that you guys would... There she is right over there

And I just want to thank you so much for coming here.

And I just wanted to say on behalf of my whole family, I'm sorry.

And I know I wasn't perfect. I mean, the thing with Luke..

And I know that the reason Kirsten was in rehab...

And I know you can't afford any cuts.

And I know you have that whole simian brain thing.

And I know, as principal, you have to do something, but...

And I overreacted...

And I realized that I was living his life, not mine.

And I really don't feel like getting locked up during summer.

And I remember, that geek was in love with you.

And I respect that. I do.

And I still love you.

And I think I can handle it.

And I think if you hang in there, you two will eventually settle in...

And I thought it might cheer her up. Lately she seems not herself

And I thought today was gonna be boring.

And I thought we could go together.

And I thought you might be mad at me.

And I told her she could be very, very proud of you.

And I trust Marissa.

And I wanna be with you now and next year and whatever comes after that.

And I wanna make it up to you. So I got a plan.

And I want to make that up to you.

And I wanted her to meet my brother Sam.

And I wanted more.

And I was about to, like, hug him...

And I was here, picking up the slack.

And I was lying.

And I was terrified.

And I was thinking, after the ceremony...

And I was with him.

And I was younger. Stupid. It didn't work out

And I was, like... back to being me.

And I was...

And I will be miserable.

And I will never bother you again.

And I would like to tell everyone here...

And I'd rather say goodbye here.

And I'll be in the kitchen if you need me.

And I'll have you know, we have a very healthy sex life.

And I'll see you tonight

And I'll take a cheeseburger. Extra fries

And I'm asking you to let me go.

And I'm calling in a wifely favor.

And I'm gonna be in your corner.

And I'm just getting to know my sister.

And I'm not blaming anyone.

And I'm not even that nice.

And I'm not getting anywhere because he thinks he's got a chance with Marissa.

And I'm not going back to my husband and my boys until I know...

And I'm not gonna sit around and watch that happen

And I'm not sure that Brown is the right choice for me.

And I'm so grateful.

And I'm sorry about last night.

And I'm sorry.

And I've always wanted to.

And if I don't give him anything, it'll be:

And if I'm gonna go there, I need you to get the lingo.

And if not, we've thrown in a big party for good measure.

And if Ryan and Summer aren't here...

And if sharing that secret brings us closer together...

And if some of those schools happen to cross with Seth's, well...

And if you don't believe me...

And if you get in and I don't, same thing. It's your dream now too.

And if you have children, you'll find that this is a wonderful arrangement.

And if you see him, tell him that. And to meet under the pier tomorrow.

And if you two get married, you'll have a hell of a mother in law.

And if you want me to fly to Albuquerque with you...

And in the afternoon, late at night.

And in the middle there's an angel.

And in the rock paper scissors of romance, love trumps fear.

And Ionely.

And is it?

And it always goes so smooth when we're together.

And it always goes so smooth when we're together.

And it has been my pleasure to teach you, to watch you grow..

And it leaves tomorrow night. What...?

And it pissed me off, but I got it. You know, things were...

And it says here he works out of Hoag Hospital.

And it took me that long to realize I hated it.

And it was just a kiss.

And it's a little joke about the weather to keep it light. It's funny.

And it's a public event. There is no reason why you can't attend.

And it's definitely not Julie Cooper.

And it's first class. Oh, my gosh. What a gentleman.

And it's just a bunch of bureaucratic stuff.

And it's not noble prizes, it's Nobel.

And it's not, "we went to Harbor."

And it's stiff competition. I wish I could admit you all.

And Jim is on his way over here, and on a rampage.

And Johnny didn 't commit suicide.

And Julie couldn't get arrested.

And just because we're leaving Harbor, does not mean that our learning is done.

And just so you know, this family is fine financially.

And Kaitlin's, well...

And Kirsten was wondering if maybe Sadie could use this.

And Marissa Cooper will be portraying the miraculous oil.

And Marissa?

And matching hats and matching scarves.

And maybe you're one of those people.

And Mom...

And more importantly, for keeping it secret.

And my girlfriend...

And next time, I pick the sport.

And not because I'm afraid of uncertainty, because I'm not.

And not just because I canceled Shenanigans.

And not just because you're taller than me.

And not just emotionally.

And not what the Harbor students want either.

And now he's like, " You're messing up my chances in Princeton."

And now here I am again...

And now I break up with you.

And now I know

And now I...

And now I'm finding just suspicious articles of clothing...

And now that he's gone, I don't know how we move forward

And now what? You think that you're gonna convince her to go to Mexico?

And now you have to watch him work the crowd all night.

And now you're giving it back?

And now, because of me, he's gone.

And number three... Do we have a number three?

And on the off chance that you don't, you can always come and visit.

And one day Wes here is gonna get my brother out of jail.

And our lives would be just like the scene where they're...

And please don't make them stale. Thanks.

And please stop me if any of this is just gossip.

And Ron, my boyfriend, he knows this guy who restores old cars..

And ruin a sport I love?

And Ryan gets the money from the bar mitzvah?

And Seth and I here rented one for tonight.

And she did it for her mom.

And she lied about hers.

And she offered me a way out.

And she sent you this.

And she's gonna need her best friend.

And she's headed this way.

And she's never taken a picture out of focus.

And shopping doesn't count.

And so that is how I came up with Chrismukkah.

And sooner or later, you're gonna have to deal with it.

And sort of helped it happen.

And still be tax deductible.

And struggle along, break up at Thanksgiving and hook up at Christmas.

And stupid?

And suddenly I have myself a career.

And Summer and I are fighting.

And sure, the man is a real catch...

And surprisingly principled.

And thank God.

And thank you, Summer.

And thanks to Riviera magazine for bestowing upon me this...

And that was the last they ever saw of her.

And that you're just his high school girlfriend.

And that's a problem because...?

And that's Dennis.

And that's his way of forcing the issue.

And that's my calculations for the streamers.

And that's what I'm gonna tell him.

And that's when Marissa saved my life.

And that's why you're helping me out tomorrow night.

And the " sacrificing one life to save the many" argument?

And the best part, this isn't even the real surprise.

And the Chanel necklace probably isn't helping either, but it's just a guess.

And the chick who hit me didn't help things.

And the door is always open.

And the fire is actually kind of dying.

And the good news is, it is a very small state.

And the hospital, they're all excited about it.

And the last one with the boys in the house.

And the school colors are seal brown. How cute are seals?

And the wait's gonna be a little while.

And the winner of the Toyota Highlander Hybrid is Jillian Flynn.

And the writer.

And then I found this bag he described in the trailer.

And then I heard the news.

And then I realized, "Kirsten has to be a part of this."

And then on the weekends, I rode my little sister's pony for fun.

And then once you did, you'd realize you didn't like it, so you'd cry.

And then Ryan's taking Marissa to the airport.

And then she broke up with him.

And then the honeymoon, we stock up the boat...

And then there were three.

And then there's that.

And then we can expose them and use that to get Ryan back in school.

And then we can spend it on Johnny's surgery.

And then we can, you know, come back to reality.

And then we thought we'd sort of stay there.

And then what happened?

And then when they ask how serious it is...

And then with Kaitlin coming back, her hooking up with Johnny...

And then you and I can figure out how best to proceed.

And then you pull it open like this...

And then you started writing bad checks.

And then, at some point...

And there goes the rest of our weekend.

And there's a different approach.

And there's a stop I wanna make on the way.

And these photos I have are fakes?

And they like Frisbees.

And they're doing you a favor, so you have to be all nice.

And this decision is final?

And this is a list of non negotiable qualifications that she must possess.

And this is really just stress about leaving?

And this job means the world to him.

And this project has the potential to do an awful lot of good.

And this student petition is certainly meaningful.

And to this day...

And to what are we freeing her from?

And tonight we're going to have our first family dinner.

And tonight.

And unless it's rescinded...

And until the cops figure out how Johnny died...

And until then, it seems like all I do..

And waiting to get charged with manslaughter?

And we called Marissa to see if maybe she could stop Ryan.

And we can start doing that this weekend.

And we have a chance to be a family again.

And we might think by closing a door to her...

And we'll take pancakes, with extra butter.

And we're not really dating, or anything...

And what about you? Are you okay?

And what brings Paul to town?

And what do you think, Cohen?

And what do you think?

And what if he doesn't?

And when he heard about his new tenant...

And when he heard about his new tenant...

And when she wanted all of his money...

And when the child needs us the most...

And when they announce my name...

And when was that?

And when we choose, we're left with our ch...

And while Marissa and I were hotboxing Luke's car...

And who knows? Maybe he loves pizza.

And why are we raffling off a gas guzzling SUV...

And why don't you join him since you're such a receptive audience.

And with only one dissenting vote...

And with that in mind...

And without judgment.

And yet things could be worse.

And you believed her?

And you brought a little friend.

And you can leave the key on the dish when you leave, all right?

And you did.

And you didn't tell me because?

And you didn't try to stop her.

And you don't owe me anything.

And you know I'm right.

And you know what else I like about it here?

And you know what, running away never really helped him at all.

And you know, this way I can hang out with my dad.

And you might wanna run a comb through your hair.

And you might want to mention...

And you needed to come with a revolutionary idea and rock my world!

And you remember that Gollum guy...

And you said Summer Roberts was coming

And you should actually think about opening up your auditions to parents...

And you think you can use this information...

And you thought you'd do some renovations for her?

And you want me to come up with some scheme...

And you were already upset..

And you witnessed the shooting?

And you?

And you'd be doing manual labor?

And you're comfortable with that.

And you're gonna have to tell me everything you know about Johnny...

And you're not even giving him a chance.

And you're telling me this because...?

And you've hardly failed. I think Marissa's lucky to have you for a mom.

And your friend Johnny, who, whatever he's done...

And your plane's about to leave.

And, I mean, even though he's not going now...

And, in 1996, the board voted to reinstate a kid due to...

And, let's face it, I never really had a shot with him.

And, Rita, when did you first find out that he was cheating on you?

And, Ryan, our orthodontist has offered to take your braces off for the big day.

And, Seth, no judgment...

And, Summer, I'm so glad...

And, sure, it's nice to share the heavy lifting...

And, yeah, he does own a rather large snake. But he's got a good heart.

And, you know, I know it seems kind of fast..

And, you know, if I had to dredge it up again...

And...?

Angry, damaged, reckless. That's the kind of guy I go for.

Anna, thank you.

Anna?

Anna.

Another late one with Doc Roberts.

Another Scotch on the rocks for my friend.

Another story about how growing up, it was always about me?

Any chance we had at a better life...

Any chance you can get some beer money?

Any chance you're up for a rematch?

Any favorite movies? Hobbies?

Any friend of Ryan's, and it is nice to know he has at least one here.

Any ideas?

Any luck, you'll be back Friday morning.

Anybody hungry?

Anyone else?

Anyone have an idea how?

Anyone home? Me and Mom got takeout.

Anything else, you would be facing a long night...

Anything else?

Anything for the soon to be Mrs. Cooper Nichol Cooper.

Anything I can do? Marissa and her mom mean a lot to me.

Anything that might've made him want to drink? A fight with a friend...

Anything with presents for me looks good.

Anything you could do, thank you.

Anything you'd care to tell me?

Anytime, at your service. You're too dry, though.

Anytime.

Anyway, his band's called Big Korea, and he's a model too.

Anyway, I am going to get to know her and find out what I'm up against.

Anyway, it means that I can 't hang out tonight, okay?

Anyway, that's the truth.

Anyways, I promised him that if I won...

Anyways, it's kind of funny how it all worked out, huh?

Anyways, welcome to Newport Union.

Anyways...

Apology accepted.

Apparently my dad's in "surgery" all day.

Apparently she showed him a side of herself usually reserved for me.

Apparently, my mom's insurance doesn't cover it, so...

Apparently, she's an up and coming Newpsie.

Apparently, the parents are protesting. They want Marissa out.

Apparently, the parents are protesting. They want Ryan and Marissa out.

Are not your fault. You can't give up your one chance to go back to Harbor...

Are they all like these?

Are we building a hospital?

Are we gonna do this now?

Are you a friend of Johnny's? I'm his cousin, Sadie.

Are you decent? If I come in, am I inviting years of therapy?

Are you ever gonna come to one of these?

Are you gonna do this all summer?

Are you gonna talk to him?

Are you gonna tell him?

Are you high?

Are you high?

Are you kidding? This is the first good idea I've had.

Are you kidding? This place is the culinary destination of Newport.

Are you not coming in?

Are you okay?

Are you okay? You seemed a little distracted last night.

Are you ready for this?

Are you really gonna be baking?

Are you really home?

Are you saying I don't get anything?

Are you spying on me?

Are you stalking me?

Are you sure you wanna go through with this?

Are you sure?

Are you there, Little Bitch?

Are you trying to say that you believe me?

Are you...?

Aren't we two peas in a pod?

Aren't you guys ready yet? People are gonna be here.

Aren't you taking this match making too seriously?

Aren't you the least bit bummed that your wife ditched us?

As a gift to the class of 2006.

As a matter of fact, Harper is right next to me.

As bad as I wanna be with you.

As far as I know, you're still enrolled at Harbor, despite my best efforts.

As good as can be expected.

As head of the Parents' Association, and a concerned parent myself...

As I mentioned, I don't need a service to get a date.

As I'll ever be. Let me put my tie on, clear my head.

As I'm sure you all know, Marissa Cooper shot a boy in the back.

As in the Nichol Wing of this hospital which we're both standing in.

As it so happens...

As it turns out, I have recently been schooled in the art of tantric sex.

As long as it comes with diamond earrings, I'm sure Kaitlin will be happy.

As long as people are dancing to "Y.M.C.A."...

As long as she knows how to iron the way I like:

As long as we're skipping the water part, let's do this back at your place.

As long as you don't have any other infectious diseases.

As much as I appreciate the phone call...

As soon as I skip town, everybody's gonna blame me. You're gonna be fine.

As the new guy in these circles, I thank Neil and Julie...

As we all know, or as a few of us know...

As you can see, there's a lot of paperwork...

As you can tell, we are over our advertising budget for the month.

As you gaze into each other's eyes, do you feel stirrings?

As you know, behind every successful man is a very surprised woman.

As you see, the nursery's far away from the rest of the house.

Assuming that you shred it, you're gonna be picked for PacWest's 2006 team.

At a certain point, cramming becomes counterproductive.

At a certain point, I just needed to fill the room with bodies.

At Johnny's.

At least it won't be awkward with Sadie there.

At least my dad didn't have an actual heart attack at the table. That's a plus.

At least spend the holidays with Marissa?

At least tell her you missed the interview.

At least you have each other

At least, the miserable part.

At my bar mitzvah, he was frothing at the mouth.

At the end of that dinner, I...

At this age, men are driven by a reptilian force.

At this point I'm pretty good at packing light.

At this rate, we both might miss it.

Attend his Man of the Year party?

Atwood skipping? Now there's a disturbing and odd visual.

Atwood. Wait up.

Aunt Gwen says thanks for the card.

Avoid each other at school. It's hard.

Awesome surprise or what, man?

Awesome.

Awesome. Didn't Britney have one at her wedding?

Awesome. Since then you're too cool for parties?

Awkward.

Babe, you just had an off night. It'll be okay.