The Simpsons - Season 1 Edit

A 64 yard run! We've got an upset in the making!

A beautiful sight

A beer, please, and make sure there's a head on it.

A big, dumb, balding, North American ape with no chin.

A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.

A cherry bomb.

A comic book?

A cupcake here, a good grade there.

A decent home and a loving father who would do anything for you.

A dog! All right, Dad!

A few measly cents.

A free slide whistle just like Sideshow Bob's.

A freedom fraught with paradoxes.

A ha! Got him!

A half gallon of premium ice cream on your way home from work.

A little more you.

A little predinner entertainment

A little squeak toy.

A little warm and moist

A new romance

A nine and a fifteen.

A plant employee carrying on...

A popular supermarket tabloid has offered a reward of$5,000...

A profound silence followed,

A rather mediocre genius.

A rattler!

A school without walls...

A simple cupcake will bring me no pleasure.

A Simpson.

A six pack. Oh! Only 4.99.

A slide show starring my wife's sisters.

A slide show starring my wife's sisters.

A student from Albania. It's a county on the Adriatic Sea.

A tea and crumpets kind of thing.

A terrible, terrible mistake.

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah! Oh, no, not again.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

About a million girls

About a zillionth as much as I love Krusty.

About to descend upon another house full of unsuspecting dupes.

About what goes on in prison are exaggerated.

Across the continental United States.

Actually, he'd be staying in France,

Actually, I was wondering if you could make me a grilled cheese sandwich.

Actually, the Simpsons are neighbors of ours,

Actually, we came over because I want you to meet my grandson, Bart.

Adil. Oh, there you are.

Affectionate little Albanian, isn't he?

After a daring twilight robbery of a local Kwik E Mart.

After all, we built a fire, and we don't know anything about nature.

After extensive biological and anatomical testing,

Afternoon, Simpson. What can I do for ya?

Ah ah ah ah ah!

Ah, don't worry. This dog has the scent.

Ah, finished already?

Ah, food. Good thinking, son.

Ah, forget it. Let's go.

Ah, haven't seen anything like it since Jolson. Who is he?

Ah, son, one day you're gonna know...

Ah, the fourth grade will now favor us with a melody

Ah, this'll never work.

Ah, well, Bart.

Ah, well, we can sign these contracts tomorrow.

Ah, what a great family, but come on.

Ah! Oh, yes. Uh, oh, and this must be your lovely wife, Marge.

Ah.

Ah. Hello, young American.

Ah. Maybe in here.

Ah. Okay.

Ah. Say no more.

Aha!

Aha! Blocked it. You missed me.

Ahh!

Ahh.

Ahoy! I spy the children's menu.

Ai, caramba. Wow, man.

Ain't that the truth? You know, one time he

Air France, flight dix neufcentquatre vingtshuit,

All bears off the set.

All he does is lie there like an unemployed whale.

All I ask is that you use my patented aggression therapy mallets.

All I got is this rusty

All our money, the college funds, the TV.

All right, all right. Look, I'm sorry. I I got upset.

All right, all right. See this, Krusty? This is a B.

All right, all right. You made your point.

All right, children, let me have those letters.

All right, class. From the top.

All right, Dad.

All right, folks. Show's over. No more to see, folks.

All right, Homer. Come on, baby.

All right, keep going.

All right, Maggie, just go to Bart.

All right, man, you asked for it. No more Mr. Nice Guy.

All right, Sparrow. We know you're in there.

All right, there's your enemy. Now hit him!

All right, time for a family meeting.

All right, you kids! Keep it down!

All right! America's Most Armed and Dangerous

All right! Okay! I promise you victory! I promise you good times!

All right! We're clean!

All right.

All right. But I'm not vey good

All right. Get the money.

All right. Mmm. How about "he"?

All right. Well, the name of his county starts with the letter "A."

All right. Who's responsible for this?

All righty!

All righty.

All Star Boxing is brought to you by...

All that homework was a waste of your time.

All the elves dance around like idiots. I puke. The end.

All the way down, past your knees, until you're almost walking on them.

Allright! Thirteen bigones!

Almost there.

Along the way, he met a ferocious bear...

Although "e I" is an acceptable ethnic variant.

Although I have only been in your county a few days,

Although modern historians recently uncovered evidence...

Although the creature was ultimately released, the question remains,

Although, in some cases, it's a total mystery.

Although, officially, I am required to hate you,

Always remember that you're representing your county.

Am I making myself

Am I wrong? Or am I right?

Amen

An Eskimo or Finn

An hour later, a number of passengers...

And "weebit" is me bein' polite.

And a credit card that won't set off that horrible beeping.

And a little cart so we can wheel it into the dining room on holidays.

And a sloppy speller too

And Bart experienced that at the age of four.

And begin.

And Bingo was his name Oh

And boys will like you, and happiness will follow.

And by the way, this game is being brought to you...

And carrying 40 passengers leaves Phoenix bound for Santa Fe.

And don't come back!

And especially carelessness wherever they occur.

And Eugene Fisk my poor sucker of an assistant

And every girl a twin

And find out that she has thoughts and feelings too.

And frighten prowlers.

And gently twist it off and drop it in the bucket.

And God bless her soul, she was really on to something.

And gradually you will learn not to hurt each other at all.

And had it ripped off by a big truck coming in the other direction.

And had it ripped off by a big truck coming in the other direction.

And he had a big nose.

And he had hair, and he ate with utensils.

And he really made an ass of himself...

And his feet, they're so small.

And his name ain't Santa.

And how they are not mere objects with curves that make us crazy.

And I don't know what that is, because everybody has always done what I say.

And I hope they cut his head off.

And I just had to come over and say hello.

And I keep telling you Santa can't fit a pony into his sleigh.

And I love Christmas so much.

And I made reservations at the Chez Paree.

And I say, this stinks!

And I think if something can bring us that close...

And I vow to continue spending every free minute I have...

And I was that boy.

And I won't be back for ten minutes.

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for these meddling kids.

And I'll be seeing you later.

And I'll bet he doesn't do well in his studies, either.

And I'm far too young to defend myself against such onslaughts.

And I'm going to have to live without your respect and awe.

And if he runs away, he'll be easy to catch

And if it's not true greatness we have, we're at least average.

And if she doesn't, we can always exchange her.

And if you determine the rate of change in this curve correctly...

And if you ever saw it

And if you still wanna tear apart this young Sunday school student...

And if you're willing to play along, he can spend the next three months...

And in the lavender trunks,

And inside was little Eugene's baseball glove.

And it makes you look so dangerous.

And join me in a public burning!

And just in, actual footage of the crime...

And killed him with his bare hands.

And let me I want to make myself clear on this. This is a formality

And listen to you bad mouth us to the Man Upstairs?

And listen, while you're seeing all those great sights,

And maybe Adil has a point about the machinery of capitalism...

And maybe some of those little wieners that come in a can?

And more romantic and 40 pounds thinner,

And my estimation of him will govern the prospects of my adult relationships.

And my hips cy," Proceed."

And need to be hugged extra hard.

And not check out until the next morning, if you get my drift.

And nothing is free

And now "Santas of many lands,"

And now our boss and friend Mr. Burns.

And now we can continue our debate from yesterday.

And now with some mud.

And now, in the words of Mr. Cole Porter.

And now, new business. Homer Simpson, local resident, has something. Mr. Simpson?

And of all the commercials I saw, his was the best.

And oh my. He fumbles!

And one squidplatter, extra tentacles.

And say your prayers.

And she won't give anybody else even one measly little crumb.

And should be considered armed and dangerous!

And so, this plant harnesses the power of the atom...

And some moss for me. All right.

And some treats just for fun.

And sometimes even the best sheep stray from the flock...

And tell that crowd this plant is safe.

And the crowd is on its feet as Hurricane Homer moves in for the kill!

And the guy's hands get all sticky.

And the main export is furious political thought.

And the motel where we'll be spending the night.

And the national flag is a two headed eagle on a red field.

And the steams pins turbines that generate energy.

And then I want a Goop Monster.

And then I want a great big, giant

And then I want some Robotoids.

And then you sock him when he's staggerin' around blinded!

And then you'll fit in, and you'll be invited to parties,

And these are rods of uranium 235. Hi, Rod.

And they buried him in the sand

And they shouted out with glee

And this guy is completely out of his mind.

And this is all the mail that awaited us upon our return.

And this is Exhibit B.

And this is how you repay us!

And this is Selma...

And this is Sidney Swift.

And this mornin' my own mother

And this morning my own mother

And this must be Lisa and Maggie.

And today's sermon was one you should have really listened to.

And we must insist on a cash payment up front.

And we sit around like cattle, chewing our cuds, dreading the inevitable

And we're closer than we've ever been.

And we've found them to be a quite misunderstood and underrated family.

And weak and pathetic.

And what would you like, little boy?

And when he comes out, you step on him.

And when he sees you treating women as objects,

And whipping rods to the parents of bad ones.

And with a lock on last place, it's Santa's Little Helper.

And won't that be wonderful, Homer?

And yet, at this very moment,

And yet, I can't help thinking about poor Krusty.

And yet, I've led a solitay life.

And you better be prompt.

And you know something, folks? As ridiculous as this sounds,

And you know what bothers me the most about this whole thing?

And you must be my new father, Homer.

And you! A man of your age. You should be ashamed of yourself.

And you'll need to train them hard! Now, let's see.

And you're damned if you don't

And you're forgetting. I'm an experienced woodsman.

And you're gonna do what I say, or I'm gonna do something to you.

And you're too damn stupid to know what to do,

And your father, well... last night, he went to sleep...

And, Lisa, you look lovely.

And, uh, over here is our thermal regulator.

And, uh, the whole thing won't cost you a dime,

And... make yourselves at home.

Animal magnetism.

Animals can smell fear, and they don't like it.

Another Liberty Bell!

Any new tattoos, Otto?

Anybody could have learned this dumb language by now

Anyway, think about it, will you, son?

Apprehended the TV clown, who appears on a rival station...

Are dependent on their mother regurgitating food which she has found.

Are going to be at the recital next week.

Are met in thee tonight

Are those naughty dogs back again?

Are you in..

Are you listening

Are you still mad?

Are you sure that's enough? The boss loves your delicious gelatin desserts.

Armistice treaty, article four.

Artillery,

As a rather stern authority figure, an ogre, if you will.

As children of all ages from eight to 80...

As he stands on the brink of salvation,

As long as you're willing to take in a student of your own.

As presented by the entire second grade class.

As simpleminded TV mayhem,

As Tawanga, the Santa Claus of the South Seas.

As you wish.

At least that way, you won't make things worse.

At least until you've heard the story of how we ended up...

At the second stop, half the passengers plus two get off...

Attagirl.

Attention, all personnel, please keep working...

Attention, racing fans, we have a late scratch...

Au revoir, suckers.

Avenge me, son. Avenge my death.

Aw, baloney. Yeah, right.

Aw, baloney. Yeah, right.

Aw, come on, Dad. Get the lead out.

Aw, come on, Mom.

Aw, come on. That cornball routine?

Aw, Mom. Can't we just grab a burger at

Aw, son, you don't need all that junk.

Aw, that's the kind of family unity I like to see. Smithers.

Aw, wait a minute. Jacques Strap?

Aw! That's merely suggested viewing matter, lady.

Aw! You called me Dad

Aw. Oh.

Away from the Helens of the world,

Aye, aye, mambo man.

Aye, aye.

B i n g o and Bingo was his name, oh

B i n g o B i n g o

B i n g o B i n g o

Ba ba, ba ba, ba ba ba ba, ba, ba

Ba, ba

Ba, ba, ba ba, ba ba ba ba, ba ba, ba, ba

Ba, ba, ba ba, ba ba ba ba, ba, ba

Ba, ba, ba, ba ba

Back scratcher. Foot licker. Honor student!

Barney's a pig. Lary's a pig. We're all pigs.

Bart, are you all right?

Bart, assume the position.

Bart, children, this whole sordid affair has been a shock to all of us.

Bart, did you hear that?

Bart, go easy on me. I'm your dad.

Bart, here's that cupcake you wanted.

Bart, how would you like to spend the next three months living in France?

Bart, I feel so bad for going so many years without...

Bart, I have something to say that's gonna bother me if I don't say it.

Bart, I hope you won't bear some sort of simpleminded grudge against me.

Bart, I read about what happens to kids...

Bart, I want you to promise me you'll pay attention in Sunday school.

Bart, I'd really appreciate a print of your masterwork.

Bart, I'm reaching out to you.

Bart, I'm starting to think you're right. Krusty was framed!

Bart, if you had cleaned up your room when I asked you to,

Bart, instead of fighting, why don't you try a little understanding?

Bart, Lisa, stop that.

Bart, look, over here on the microwave.

Bart, no! No! No! No!

Bart, not another word out of you, or I'll subject you to the humiliation...

Bart, open you heart. I admit I have some mighty big shoes to fill.

Bart, please? Five bucks for a kiss.

Bart, sit down.

Bart, stop fooling around.

Bart, there are students in this class with a chance to do well.

Bart, these are the students who will share your work area.

Bart, we'd like you to try a kind of school...

Bart, what other paradoxes affect our lives?

Bart, you can't go on like this.

Bart, you're just like Chilly, the elf who cannot love.

Bart, your mother has the fool idea...

Bart, your mother's only tying to help, so go ahead and enjoy the show.

Bart!

Bart! Bart Simpson!

Bart! Bart!

Bart! I said look at the floor.

Bart! Lisa!

Bart! Uh, I suppose it has, uh, various features.

Bart! What are you doing?

Bart! Where are you, Bart?

Bart.

Bart.

Bart. Bart.

Bart's behavior is unruly.

Bart's got a problem with a local young bully named Nelson.

Battling Bart Simpson!

Be brave. Bye bye, Bart.

Be nice to your sister.

Bears.

Beat it, Simpson

Beat it! Scram! Get lost!

Beats me. But the guy dancing with her is my pop.

Beauty, isn't she?

Because actually it was quite a struggle.

Because aside from the fact he has the same frailties as all human belings.

Because I cheated on the test

Because I cheated on the test

Because I wanted some really bad kids to like me.

Because if you do, one day you may achieve something...

Because people know how good a mommy you have by the size of your smile.

Before he invented the lightbulb.

Being oiled with the blood of the workers.

Bells on bobtail ring

Best decision you ever made. You are gonna.. You are gonna.. this is gonna change your life.

Betting slips obtained by this court indicating you have lost...

Between these doughnuts and ones baked today.

Big screen TV, deep fryer and, oh, see up there on the roof?

Big shoes to fill

Big shoes to fill. Big shoes to fill.

Big shoes to fill. Big shoes to fill.

Big shoes to fill. Big shoes to fill.

Bigfoot. The legendary half man half ape is no longer a legend.

Birds in the trees seem to Louise

Black marbleized with a liquid center.

Bon voyage, boy.

Boxing, Lisa, boxing. There's a world of difference.

Boy, I'm glad that's over.

Boy, this intersection is dangerous.

Boy.

Boys and girls, retired people with nothing better to do.

Boys, I'd like your attention, please.

Bring it on home now!

Brittany, do the honors.

Broken only by the approaching footsteps...

Bullies are gonna be pickin' on you for the rest of your life.

Bunch of creeps! I hate France!

But a quick triple bypass and a pacemaker later, Krusty bounced back.

But all the while, our little Lisa is becoming a young woman.

But as that lovable jester who honked his horn and puttered around in his little car.

But Bart doesn't speak French.

But because these are children's toys, the fire will spread quickly.

But don't worry.

But first I have to say good bye to some friends.

But first, I regret to say I see a youngster who looks troubled.

But first, I've got a hankerin'...

But for some reason, you can't slap 'em.

But he's a loser! He's pathetic! He's

But he's a loser! He's pathetic! He's

But he's got little feet like all good hearted people!

But I got enough pain in my life as it is.

But I guess it's pretty clear which cylinder wasn't firing.

But I guess you're okay.

But I just had to untie your baby sitter and pay her off so that

But I know someone who would Krusty's best friend in the whole world, Sideshow Bob!

But I really want a pony,

But I think Bart should have a say in this.

But I think I'll eat this one right there.

But I think that's just foolish

But I think there's a little "al key hol" in this punch.

But I think we'd do well to explore the more upscale market.

But I think you'll find people are pretty decent...

But I think you'll find that people are pretty decent...

But I urge you all to give little Adil the benefit of the doubt.

But I was thinking I could go undercover.

But I would never cut the head off of a guy...

But I'm going to stop in a second,

But I'm mired in stage five, self pity.

But I've only got two cupcakes for the three of you.

But if you laugh at what I say next, I will die,

But if you shut up and do exactly what we say,

But in Bart's case, I'm prepared to make a big exception.

But it comes with a slice of cantaloupee at the end.

But it's a 49 yard field goal into the wind

But it's a darn good thing we found you when we did.

But it's a surprise.

But it's her special birthday wish!

But Krusty couldn't go near the thing, not with his pacemaker.

But maybe that's because we haven't used enough...

But no matter what I did

But now I know her moves. So, if you're listening to me, lady,

But now, destiny has thrust me into the center ring.

But once you gave me some advice that might help.

But please, just a few words of caution.

But remember Most lynch mobs aren't this nice.

But sneaking into a movie is practically stealing, man.

But that doesn't bother me. You see, my sisters and I...

But that's the lug you're lookin' at!

But the one thing I do know Whoa, whoa!

But there was one boy who trusted me all along. Bart?

But they both got straight A's this term.

But this helps us to think for ourselves.

But this is not an isolated incident.

But three times as many plus six get on.

But to keep the family from missing out on Christmas,

But usually the jelly drips out over the side...

But we must get on with our lives.

But we will also learn about nutrition, self esteem, etiquette...

But what about those really smart ones who live among us,

But when we talk about nuclear energy,

But you can't depend on me all your life.

But you do have to have a loving attitude.

But you do know what happens when you mix acids and bases, right?

But you gotta help me. These two guys I'm staying with, they work me day and night.

But your jelly stays right in the middle where it's supposed to.

But, Dad, you're giving in to mob mentality.

But, guys, come on. Don't you remember history class?

But, Homer, how long are we supposed to sit here...

But, Homer, it's so expensive.

But, Homer, my sisters are here.

But, Mom, I thought you'd like it.

But, uh, how can you afford something like this, Ned?

But, uh, you can see it's beyond the range of any doubt.

Buy my cereal.

Buy my cereal.

By a graffiti vandal known as " El Barto."

By itself, something like this might not call for an extreme penalty...

By the good people at Duffbeer.

By the time you read this, I will be in my watey grave.

By the way, this Friday night...

Bye, kids! Watch out for the boy.

Bye, Spanky.

Call for Oliver Klozoff!

Called me, said, "Save the little one. I'm coming." Here he is.

Came West in 1838.

Can I get just a little cooperation? It's show time.

Can I have something to go with my turnip?

Can it be that the champion of child literacy can't even read himself?

Can it wait, son? It's getting kinda dark.

Can the chatter, and bow your heads

Can we hope to better understand our backward neighbors throughout the world.

Can we open our presents now, Dad?

Can you still see the ball, Bart?

Can you think of a better way for Daddy to spend his hard won 50 bucks?

Can't get enough of that wonderful Duff

Can't we eat somethin' first? I'm starvin', man.

Can't you take a hint?

Candles, table cloth, the whole nine yards.

Caress it. Experience it.

Cash, of course. I've got $250 right here with me

Certain aspects of his culture may seem absurd,

Certainly, Martin.

Certainly. I take great pride in being able to sign my own name.

Chateau Mah son.

Check it out. 250 big ones.

Cheer up, Homer. At least they let you go.

Cheese!

Cheese!

Close one this year.

Close your eyes Start to yawn

Clumsy Homer.

Come along, Adil.

Come along, now, all of you. No dawdling, now.

Come here!

Come on, Bart.

Come on, Bart. Go with the flow.

Come on, Bart. Not again.

Come on, Bart. The tape showed that the robber heated up a burrito.

Come on, Bart. You're gonna make me a print, aren't you?

Come on, boy. Sometimes your faith is all that keeps me going.

Come on, come on. Let's go.

Come on, Dad. They're all scrawny little bags of bones.

Come on, Liberty Bell, please, please, please.

Come on, Lis! What are you waiting for? Chuck that spaghetti.

Come on, Lis. School bus.

Come on, Lisa. Ride the Homer horsey!

Come on, Maggie! The choice is obvious.

Come on, Marge! I don't bug you when you're helping Lisa.

Come on, Marge! Please forgive me.

Come on, Marge. Let me carry you over the threshold.

Come on, Mister. Can you help me?

Come on, Mom.

Come on, Simpson. If they wanted the kids to see you sitting around...

Come on, Simpson. The dog's name is Whirlwind.

Come on, son. Let's go cash this baby and get presents for

Come on! Come on!

Come on.

Come on. Only sick people want to see my folks kiss.

Come with me, boy.

Come, children. Let's go watch The Happy Little Elves.

Comedy, thy name is Krusty.

Comet and... Cupid.

Comin' through!

Commence saturation bombing!

Contrary to what you've just seen,

Cool hamsters. What are their names?

Cool your jets, man. We're comin'.

Cool, man.

Cool. I want one.

Could I have some applesauce?

Could you please ask them to quiet down a little bit, please?

Could you tell him a little about yourself?

Crusading for safety!

D oh! Be normal. Be normal!

D R over three, or R squared D R, or R D R R.

D'oh!

D'oh!

D'oh! That purple fruit thing.

Da da da da da Whoa! Whoa!

Da, da, da

Da, da, da, da, da, da. Whoa!

Dad, can I talk to you about something?

Dad, do you think I could come visit you at the nuclear power plant?

Dad, do you think I might see your plutonium isolation module?

Dad, eat something. It's got mustard on it.

Dad, I get good grades 'cause I'm smart and I pay attention and I study hard.

Dad, I gotta tell you something.

Dad, I need help. Please. Oh

Dad, you didn't even say "ouch."

Dad! Oh, Dad!

Dad.

Damn it to

Damn! I need money!

Danger comes in many, many forms,

Darn tootin'.

Dashing through the snow

Dear family.

Dear Lord, Thank you for this microwave bounty,

Deportation? You mean kick Bart out of the county?

Deserve to be, deserve to be.

Did you lose your arm in the war?

Did you see that?

Did you see them at the picnic?

Did you try the rumpus room?

Did your wife just call a second ago?

Didn't know the fruit punch was spiked...

Die! Die!

Dine them, bring them flowers,

Discover your desks, people.

Do dee do dee do

Do I smell cupcakes?

Do I smell gunpowder?

Do it!

Do not worry. This is France.

Do you ever dream of leaving your class...

Do you know the Heimlich Maneuver?

Do you like children?

Do, do, do, do, do

Doc, this is all too much. I mean, my son a genius? How does it happen?

Does anyone else have an example of a paradox?

Does it have its own satellite dish, sir?

Does the time always drag like this?

Does this girl like him?

Does this place have one of those plutonium isolation deals?

Does this scene look familiar? If so, I can help.

Doesn't seem possible, but I guess TV has betrayed me.

Dog O'War coming up fast on the outside.

Doh!

Doh!

Doh!

Domestic situation.

Don't ask me why. It's just a feeling I have.

Don't be afraid. Call now.

Don't be discouraged, son.

Don't be nervous. We believe in you, Homer.

Don't be ridiculous. My wife worships the ground I walk on.

Don't be scared, Dad. It's not so hard takin' care of us.

Don't blame me.

Don't blame yourself, Homer. You got dealt a bad hand.

Don't correct the man, Brat. Oh, boss, look what we brought gelatin desserts.

Don't do it, Dad. Please don't do it.

Don't forget next week. Remember to read

Don't forget to tell me when you see the Offramp.

Don't give up, Dad.

Don't have a cow, Dad.

Don't make me say it. I know the answer. You know the answer.

Don't mess up France the way you messed up your room.

Don't stifle the boy, Marge.

Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you.

Don't try anything funny. I'm armed to the teeth.

Don't try that. I got you blocked.

Don't turn your back on that boy for a second.

Don't worry, everybody. This will be a breeze if we all pitch in.

Don't worry, Home boy. You're not that fast.

Don't worry, Homer. We'll just have to stretch your Christmas bonus...

Don't worry, son. You can have mine.

Don't worry. This is an all terrain vehicle.

Don't you get it, Bart? Derivative D Y equals three R squared...

Don't you have something that isn't out of my price range?

Don't you kids take anything. I'm watching you.

Don't you worry. I was ready for this little eventuality.

Don't, Bart! He's a friend of Nelson Muntz!

Don't. No!

Dr. Marvin Monroe's Family Therapy Center.

Dr. Marvin Monroe's Family Therapy Center.

Drinks all around!

Drop me off! Drop me off!

Dropping of four vacation film to be developed.

Duff, the beer that makes the days fly by.

During the following announcement.

Earlier this evening, the Springfield SWAT team...

Earth to Marge. Earth to Marge.

Eat a horse manure pie?

Eat. Mm hmm. Oh, clean up.

Eh, eh, eh, eh.

Eighty eight dollars and fifty cents.

Electric generator.

ElfCounty under all this snow?

Entirely my fault.

Equal to half the number of minutes past the hour get off...

Escape is impossible.

Eugene Fisk is marrying some girl in Valve Maintenance.

Eugene Fisk. Isn't he your assistant?

Eugene, when I see you the one thing that matters most to me in the whole world

Even though my name's up there.

Even though we don't deserve it.

Ever feel a little frustrated?

Every day at noon a bell rings, and they herd us in here for feeding time.

Every little breeze seems to whisper Louise

Everyone comfy? Good.

Everyone makes peanut butter and jelly sandwiches,

Everything's always my fault.

Evey time we say

Evey time we say good bye

Evey time we say good bye

Ew, gross.

Eww! Knock it off!

Eww. How'd you get a name like that?

Eww. What a dump.

Excellent choice, sir. May I lead you to your table?

Excellent.

Excellent. Excellent.

Excellent. We're all set. Here's all the information you need.

Except for one difference

Except for one thing no chaperone.

Excuse me. Are you saying to the world that you just aided and abetted...

Excuse me. I think I hear my wife calling.

Excusez moi. Jeneparlepas Anglais.

Fabulous observation, sir. Just fabulous.

Face the facts. All those hours we spent staring at Krusty, we were staring at a crook.

Family bliss or double our money back.

Fans are getting a bit anxious here. Another beer, Moe.

Faster, faster! We gotta save Bubbles.

Feel the slickness. Feel the satiny finish.

Female carrier, Bart.

Fight, fight, fight Bite, bite, bite

Finally!

Fire that man, Smithers.

First of all, I want you to know I like your face.

First you'll need a declaration of war.

First, you must get to know your lane.

Five finger discount, man

Five minutes, people. Now, Miss Simpson, I hope we won't have a repeat...

Followed by Dog O'War and Fido.

Food fight!

Food!

For a Father's Day present?"

For a firsthand examination of the controversial creature.

For a very important reason, i.e., you are wired into the rest of your family.

For further developments as they break.

For heaven's sake, Homer. It's in the utility drawer.

For I am about to say something very serious,

For instance, Sideshow Bob limited edition prints, collector's plates,

For one thing, you wouldn't be getting a French boy. You'd be getting an Albanian.

For some pork products.

For the relatively snug uniform of Springfield Penitentiary?

For the weight of a feather on the second moon of Neptune from your lunch.

For your big aptitude test tomorrow.

Forget that.

Forgive me. As much as Sideshow Bob would love to chat, he has a show starting.

Forty eight. Forty nine. Fifty

Freud shows how childhood shapes our subconscious mind...

Friends,

Froggie, I'm home!

Frohliche Weihnachten.

From his humble beginnings as a street mime in Tupelo, Mississippi,

From now on, let me do the smiling for both of us.

From one of the boys in the choir.

G G Good n n night, D D Dad.

Garcon! Another bottle of your second least expensive champagne.

Gave my last cupcake away

Gee, a romantic evening. Nah, she's too smart to fall for that.

Gee, Dad, you're really bad at this.

Gee, do you think we should leave the kids unsupervised?

Gee, Homer, are you sure this is the right thing to do?

Gee, Homer. Looks like you got yourself a real problem on your hands.

Gee, this guy's desk sure is big.

Geez, Louise. Look at this mess.

Genius level intelligence is usually the result of heredity and environment.

Gentlemen, gentlemen. Fraulein, please.

Get 'em off me!

Get 'em off me! Get 'em off me!

Get a load of that quote unquote Santa.

Get him right in the family jewels.

Get him!

Get in the car!

Get off of my stage, fat boy.

Get off the mat. Okay. Here we go.

Get off your duffs, boys. Get down to that studio!

Get out of my cage.

Get outta the way! How come he's not ducking?

Get over to the Aaah!

Get those bears out of here. I'm tying to do an interview.

Get your butt down here right now! Doh!

Get your butts down here right now!

Get your hands off.

Giddyap. Whee!

Give a hoot. Read a book.

Give me the old stars and stripes.

Glazed, powdered and raspberry filled.

Go ahead, Bart. Tell them.

Go ahead. Play your blues if it'll make you happy.

Go ahead. Take 'em all.

Go for it, Homer!

Go on, Lisa. We've all got to be brave, just like Jebediah..

Go take some wildlife pictures or something.

Go to bed and sleep tight

Go, Dad!

Go, Mr. Burns.

Go!

Go!

Gone bowling with them,

Good bye, Adil. I'll send you those civil defense plans you wanted.

Good bye, Bart. My special little guy.

Good bye, Helen.

Good bye, Lisa. My darling little Lisa.

Good bye, little dude.

Good bye, my special my special little guy.

Good bye, my wife.

Good bye, Simpsons. Thank you for your hospitality.

Good bye, son. I guess you were right.

Good evening, again, Springfield. Krusty the Clown,

Good evening, I'm Scott Christian. Kent Brockman is off tonight.

Good going, son.

Good idea, Marge.

Good Lord!

Good morning, consumers.

Good morning, everybody.

Good morning, Mr. Skinner.

Good night, dear

Good night, Homer

Good night.

Good one, Moe. We're looking for a family of Peeping Toms...

Good people,

Good point. Boys, let's see your hands.

Good to see you. Glad you could make it.

Good. Commence shoveling.

Good. Okay. Simpson?

Good. Play friendly, children.

Goodness. Must be a crossed wire.

Gotcha, man.

Great camping trip, honey. Traveled 800 miles, haven't even seen a squirrel yet.

Great show, Sideshow. Switchboards were jammed. The kids loved it.

Gunpowder!

Gutting Symphony Hall, the Springfield Museum of Natural History,

Guys?

Guys?

Ha, ha, ha!

Ha! Oh, yeah? You and what army?

Ha! Ooh!

Ha! You're gonna have to sometime.

Had a very shiny nose

Half the people here are named Grandpa.

Hamster Number One has been infected with a staphylococci virus.

Hamster Number Two is the control hamster.

Hand over all your money in a paper bag.

Hang on each new development like so many Romanian t****ze artists.

Happy 34th birthday, Mrs. Homer Simpson

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday!

Har dee har har. Get it?

Hardly worth it.

Has revealed that the young Bart here is what we call a "gifted child."

Have you ever seen a kung fu movie? It was just like that.

Havin' my baby

He also brought you the speed bump,

He belongs in the zoo

He brought us gifts. His first unselfish act.

He bugs me every day

He built our first hospital out of logs and mud.

He doesn't listen to me. He doesn't appreciate me.

He had given me the one thing...

He has four other beatings scheduled this afternoon.

He has the crowd in the palm of his hand.

He is hoping I'll put him out of his misery!

He knows the answer. Let's just drop it. Okay?

He makes me crazy 12 months a year.

He means me.

He pukes on every bus ride. No offense, Wendell.

He said, "Good morning, Bart."

He shall remain a figurehead of menace in the neighborhood."

He sings like an angel.

He sure is.

He used to work here in the plant, but we fired him for gross incompetence.

He was never one to take doctor's orders too seriously.

He'll be gone by the tug of war, sir.

He'll give you good advice. He's the toughest Simpson alive.

He's a good boy now, and he's getting better...

He's a good kid. Quit giving him the third degree.

He's frequently absent from school, then gives teachers pathetic excuse notes...

He's going to think that it's okay.

He's here at last my one and only Good bye friends

He's innocent, I tell you. Krusty would never do something like that.

He's just speaking in backwards phonetics today.

He's my idol. I've based my whole life on Krusty's teachings.

He's not bothering me, Mrs. Krabappel. I'm finished.

He's probably going to lash out in ways like these.

He's the only father I have.

He's tough to catch. He keeps changing his name.

He's very, very real. What you're about to see is unedited video footage...

He's won his last five races.

Hear that, Dad? You can lie around in your underwear and scratch yourself.

Heh heh heh! Got him!

Heh heh heh.

Heh heh heh. Doh!

Heh, heh, heh.

Heh. Hey.

Hello, children.

Hello, Homer. What's that?

Hello, Homie. I was hoping you could pick up...

Hello, I'm Dr. Marvin Monroe. No doubt you recognize me from TV.

Hello, kids. Everything above the board here?

Hello, Marge.

Hello, Marge.

Hello, Mrs. Simpson. I'm afraid there's been...

Hello, Patty. Hello, Selma.

Hello, Principal Skinner. I'd get up, but the boy crippled me.

Hello, sir. Uh, Mr. Herman?

Hello, steady customer. How are you this evening, sir?

Hello, vigilant viewer.

Hello, vigilant viewer. How may we help you?

Hello. I'm proud to announce...

Hello. This is Mr. S Sampson.

Hello. What have we here?

Hello. What have we here?

Help me, Simpson.

Help! Help!

Here are the phone numbers of the restaurant where we'll be dining...

Here comes my brother, Bart the bully killer!

Here comes Screwy the mechanical rabbit.

Here I've listened to nothing but French for the past...

Here we are.

Here we come!

Here you go three tickets. Be my guests.

Here you go, kids. Special lunches.

Here you go, son. Share the wealth. That's what I always say.

Here you go.

Here, let me wipe off the drool.

Here, Otto. I made an extra one for you.

Here. If you have any soul left, you'll need these.

Here. Let me show you how to put on a tie.

Here. Use my ball.

Here's more treats. Your dad will take care of dinner.

Here's one for the road, dude.

Here's your stupid spy camera!

Hey that's rough, pal.

Hey, Barney, am I a pig?

Hey, Barney, which one is Whirlwind?

Hey, Bart, last one in the fountain's a rotten egg!

Hey, Bart, where are you going?

Hey, Bart. How come Milhouse gets a copy of your girlie picture and I don't?

Hey, can you believe it, man?

Hey, come on, guys. Quit being so grabby

Hey, Dad, how come we can't get a decent mower, like the Flanders have?

Hey, Dad! Yo, Homer! Woo! Woo! I'm up here!

Hey, Dad. Can I have five bucks?

Hey, Dad. What do you say we toss the ol' apple around?

Hey, don't rock the boat, man.

Hey, don't say stuff like that about me to Maggie.

Hey, everybody!

Hey, Flanders. Look what I got.

Hey, give those back!

Hey, good Squishies.

Hey, guys, I'm lookin' for a Jacques Strap.

Hey, guys. Where'd you get all that great stuff?

Hey, hey, come on. Move it, pal.

Hey, hey, Simpson! What'dl tell you?

Hey, hey, what's goin' on here?

Hey, hey. This is not a lending library!

Hey, I couldn't afford lunch. Give me a bite of that donut.

Hey, isn't that your boy there torturing the swans?

Hey, it's the guy from the picture.

Hey, kids, it's time for Itchy and Scratchy!

Hey, kids!

Hey, Lis, keep an eye out for the guy with the peanuts.

Hey, little ones. Santa's back.

Hey, look at this. "I am a wiener."

Hey, look. They got food at this thing.

Hey, lookin' good, Bart.

Hey, Mama, where's my fries already?

Hey, man, watch it. Ooh! Oh! Ow!

Hey, man. I didn't do anything wrong!

Hey, Milhouse, I dare you to sit on his lap.

Hey, Moldy, do you think Santa will be able to find...

Hey, no. I'm not down. I'm Getup, you!

Hey, right here! Krusty souvenirs! Buy 'em and burn 'em!

Hey, Santa, what's shakin', man?

Hey, that's my pop up there! Dad, watch out!

Hey, there's my dad.

Hey, try to keep it down, guys.

Hey, turn it up. I love hearing those wackos.

Hey, wait a minute.

Hey, way to go, Homer. Way to go!

Hey, Wendell, you made it, buddy.

Hey, what are you talkin' to her for? She's just gonna say somethin' weird.

Hey, what's the problem here?

Hey, you can level with me.

Hey, you idiot! Watch where you're going!

Hey, you two birds!

Hey, you're right. This note's about Lisa.

Hey, your dad's gonna just go in here,

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Hey, you! Hey! Hey, you!

Hey! What do you think you're doin'?

Hey. Hey, Simpson, Burns wants to talk to you privately.

Hi, friends. I'm Dr. Marvin Monroe.

Hi, guys. Great to see ya

Hi, guys. What's up?

Hi, little control hamster.

Hi, little fella. I got some nice juicy flies for you.

Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.

Hi. Hey. Good to see ya.

His face is so flesh colored and sad.

His hackneyed shenanigans robbed me of my dignity for years.

His lucky red hat. Oh, dear God!

His name isn't Bigfoot. His name is Homer.

His trial, which begins tomorrow, has taken center ring in a national media circus...

Hit him!

Hm, let's see.

Hm. Hm.

Hmm

Hmm

Hmm! Hm, hm.

Hmm! Mmm!

Hmm?

Hmm? Hee.

Hmm? Nah, too corny.

Hmm? Uh... no.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Good advice.

Hmm. Hmm!

Hmm. How could anyone make a word out of these lousy letters?

Hmm. I did too. Better get the gun.

Hmm. I get the feeling there's something you haven't told me, Homer.

Hmm. Maybe I should call the police.

Hmm. Still got it.

Hmm. The child seems rattled.

Hmm. Very thorough.

Hmm. Well, perhaps we can shed some light...

Ho ho D'oh!

Ho ho ho.

Ho ho ho. Ho ho ho.

Ho ho ho. Ho ho ho.

Ho ho ho. Ho ho ho.

Ho ho ho. Ho ho ho.

Ho, ho, hoo!

Hohoho.

Hohoho.

Hohoho.

Hohoho.

Hold on. Hold on now.

Hold on. I'll check. Oliver Klozoff!

Homer

Homer "The Human Punching Bag" Simpson!

Homer Simpson, party guy.

Homer Simpson, sir, a low level employee...

Homer Simpson.

Homer Simpson. Report at once to Mr. Burns' office.

Homer, buy your wife some flowers and take her out for a night on the town.

Homer, couldn't we pawn my engagement ring instead?

Homer, did you have something to do with this?

Homer, how wonderful. Our first pleasant surprise.

Homer, I'm telling you.

Homer, is this some kind of stag party?

Homer, Principal Skinner is here.

Homer, stop encouraging him.

Homer, wake up! There's no answer at home

Homer, we're having dinner tonight at The Singing Sirloin.

Homer, were you planning on sitting in the car till the game was over?

Homer, what happened?

Homer, what have you got for us?

Homer, why are you seven hours late?

Homer, would it spoil the mood if I called home,

Homer, you didn't even ask where Bart would be going.

Homer, you don't even know why you're apologizing.

Homer, you embarrassed us in front of the whole congregation.

Homer, you look just like a little boy.

Homer, you promised me.

Homer, you're driving a stake through the hearts of those who love you.

Homer, you're overwrought.

Homer!

Homer! Homer! Homer! Homer! Homer!

Homer?

Homer.

Homer.

Homer's not made of money, you know.

Homie, get in the car.

Honey, can we make up again?

Honey, I'm home.

Honey, I've given this matter a lot of study,

Honey, you have a problem, and it won't get better till you admit it.

Honey, you have a problem, and it won't get better till you admit it.

Honey, you look so tired. Would you like me to drive?

Honey. Honey!

Hope you won.

Hope you won't be too mad.

Hose ourselves off and act like human beings.

Hot pizza the food of kings.

How about a tie, son? Everybody knows boy geniuses wear ties.

How can I eat it? She made it. It's all I have left.

How can we sleep at night when there's so much suffering in the world?

How can you defend a country..

How come you're not putting on any of my perfume?

How could Krusty have been reading a magazine if he can't read?

How could you think of killing yourself? We love you.

How did this get mixed in here?

How do I tell you this, my boy? We're in hell.

How do we know some principal in France...

How do you like my new wheels, Simpson?

How do you want to celebrate? Do you want me to sing you a birthday song?

How long will this story take?

How many grades does this school have?

How much longer, sir?

How shall I put it

How silly of me.

How still we see the elie

How we danced on the night we were wed

How would you describe your marital relations? Brutish?

How ya doin', Apu?

Howdy, Bart. Hot enough for ya?

However, for you semiskilled workers,

However, he was a changed clown.

Howie! I thought I told you to stop wasting your money...

Huh?

Huh? What?

Huh? What?

Huh. Not till you're 14, my little friend.

Hurry up, boy. My g****s are waiting for their water.

Hurry up. Get dressed. It starts at 8:00.

I I don't want a piece of candy.

I I wanna do the Christmas shopping this year.

I actually caused more accidents around here than any other employee.

I admit this: You better shut your big yap.

I ain't gonna get out of the fourth grade alive.

I am a regular dumb kid. Period.

I am a regular dumb kid. Period.

I am an utter failure, and you'll be better off without me.

I am by most measures a successful man.

I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted on television.

I am giving her a bowling lesson, thank you.

I am going easy on you, but you're so old and slow...

I am Hotseiosha, a japanese priest who acts like Santa Claus.

I bet Bart can think of a million things to do with these.

I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors..

I bet he could build a nuclear power plant if he wanted to.

I bet you don't know how to make a five seven ten split.

I can help you, Marge. Pick up the ball

I can hit that one pin all right, but the rest of them don't even wobble

I can only leave you with the words my father gave me:

I can tell you what the little arrows on the wood floor mean,

I can understand how they wouldn't let in those wild jungle apes,

I can't believe I'm doing this.

I can't believe those kids are falling for it.

I can't do it, Mr. Burns.

I can't help but think if l had just given it to you in the first place,

I can't hug you and kiss you and make you feel all better.

I can't let Marge support the family.

I can't let my only boy get ripped limb from limb by a bloodthirsty mob

I can't promise you victory. I can't promise you good times.

I can't squeal.

I can't tell you how chagrined we are about all of this.

I caught your son defacing school property this morning.

I choose not to participate.

I could dig a Deutschland chick a girl with golden curls

I could love a Chinese girl an Eskimo or

I couldn't very well chop your hand off and bring it to the store.

I didn't do it

I didn't do it!

I didn't do it.

I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. There's no way they can prove anything.

I didn't get my bonus this year.

I didn't get my Christmas bonus.

I didn't recognize you at first.

I die a little

I do work in a convenience store, you know.

I don't believe in keeping feelings bottled up.

I don't care if it's your brother, your sister, your daddy or your mommy

I don't care what that stupid test says, Bart. You're a dimwit.

I don't care who I have to face.

I don't care who I have to fight.

I don't deserve you as much as a guy with a fat wallet...

I don't even want to look at you right now.

I don't know how much more of this I can

I don't know how you do it.

I don't know what else to do.

I don't know what kind of shenanigans you've been pulling this time,

I don't know who to love more: my son, Joshua, who's captain of the football team, :

I don't know why you haven't written

I don't know why you picked one who's always so rude to us.

I don't know! All these questions!

I don't know. Bart's such a handful, and Maggie needs attention.

I don't know. They're pretty selective.

I don't mean that in a good way. I mean literally.

I don't see what he's doing that's so different from what I'm doing.

I don't think suspension or expulsion will do the trick.

I don't think they'll be gone long, and she's in good hands.

I don't think we can afford this.

I don't think you're ever gonna get another job and be able to pay me back.

I don't wanna go away empty handed, Bob.

I don't wanna leave till our dog finishes.

I don't want him or his unpleasant family to ruin my picnic.

I don't want to alarm anyone,

I don't want to embarrass myself at the company picnic.

I don't want to hear about it, Simpson. You're fired!

I don't want you embarrassing me at my boss's picnic.

I don't want you to come back as a technical supervisor or supervising technician...

I doubt it, Bubbles. We'll be sad little elves this Christmas.

I fall to pieces

I feel like smiling.

I feel more popular already.

I gave you advice? Get out of here.

I get your mail once in a while, and you make only $27 a week more than I do.

I give you the man whose very name is synonymous with safety.

I got a " B" in arithmetic

I got a " B" in arithmetic

I got a bad feeling about this.

I got a bratty brother

I got a hot little puppy in the fourth race.

I got me a part timejob working as a Santa down at the mall.

I got no money

I got this bratty brother

I gotta go!

I guess I could do that.

I guess I'd have needed a partial scholarship.

I guess now all that's left is a hearty handshake.

I guess what I'm saying is,

I guess Whirlwind is our only hope for a Merry Christmas.

I guess you learned your lesson, so now I'll untie you.

I guess you need to be tied up too.

I had just finished eating and was about to leave...

I hate this. I don't wanna go.

I have 50 bucks riding on this game.

I have already found Americans to be most... trusting.

I have eyes in the back ofmy head...

I have just been appointed the new safety inspector at this very plant...

I have never seen such an obvious attempt to curry my favor.

I have problems too.

I have something to say to all the sons out there.

I have to see a slideshow starring my wife's sisters.

I have to warn you, Marge,

I have wealth and power beyond the dreams of you and your clock punching ilk.

I hope Maggie isn't slowing them up too much.

I hope they find the punk who did this,

I hope this experience will not sour you on the student exchange program.

I hope you do find that punk someday, Moe. Fill 'er up.

I hope you feel better, Santa.

I hope you're not planning to do what I think you're doing.

I hope you're not planning to see a certain movie...

I just can't stand the barking anymore.

I just never mentioned it, but it's time you knew how I feel.

I just trampled this poor sap's flower bed.

I keep asking for it, but

I knew it! This happens to me every time.

I know how you like 'em, Homer.

I know I will.

I know I'm going, and you're not.

I know it looks very bad, honey. Who knows,

I know this because I worked alongside them,

I know we haven't had much luck shooting you out of this cannon,

I know you can't eat it now,

I know.

I know. I know.

I like to p I like to play

I like to play with you.

I like to play with you.

I like to play with you. I like to play with you.

I like to play with you. I like to play with you.

I like you so much.

I love you too.

I love you, Dad.

I may be a total washout as a father, but I'm not gonna take my kid...

I mean, not guilty. Opening night jitters, Your Honor.

I mean, our kids are uncontrollable hellions.

I mean, Santa's Little Helper

I need some advice, Grandpa.

I need your

I never want to hear on television again.

I only hope I can provide a better model...

I opened the box.

I oughta Flanders. What a big show off.

I played the buffoon while he squandered a fortune on his vulgar appetites.

I predict big things for him down at the power plant.

I pulled a few boners.

I pulled a few boners.

I read you loud and clear. Heh, heh, heh, heh!

I regret to announce that the evidence we have is... inconclusive

I said do it! Now do it! Do it! Do it!

I said it before, and I'll say it again.

I said you could stop smiling, Lisa.

I said you're gonna watch this tape.

I said, what's in the bag, Bart?

I say it's none other than Bigfoot himself.

I say,"Yes." I don't check this machine, but I don't own the place,

I see. Like Jane Goodall and the chimps.

I seemed to have struck a chord with you today, Homer

I sincerely hope that the horrible stories I heard...

I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what?

I still have a job to do.

I suggest you don't dawdle. The hounds will be released in ten minutes.

I suppose my work here is done

I think Bart's stupid again, Mom.

I think I can prove Krusty's innocent, but I need your help.

I think I hear something... not human.

I think I need to make a stop at the little girls' room.

I think I'll take a little stroll around the block

I think it behooves us all to consider... deportation

I think it does have something to do with your Christmas bonus.

I think it's a great chance to spend some time with you kids.

I think she likes my present better.

I think the poor young thing has the hots for yours truly.

I think the saddest day of my life was when I realized I could beat my dad at most things.

I think we should put a stop sign at " D" Street and 12th.

I think we should retest him.

I think we're all in a mood to celebrate.

I think you will be pleasantly surprised.

I think you're right, dumplin'. Bart! Get the door!

I thought I blew all you guys up.

I thought I was too old.

I thought I'd never hear the screams of pain...

I thought my time had passed.

I thought you could help him with some kind of strategy.

I tried not to let it ruin Christmas for eveybody,

I urge every halfway decent member of our community...

I wanna be alone with my thought.

I wanna go back to my old class.

I want Bart to see you apologize for the way you treated her.

I want him to meet the woman behind all the spangles and glitter...

I want him to see that she's a real human being...

I want to pretend...

I want you to be in charge of safety here at the plant.

I want you to draw for me your fears, your anxieties,

I want you to know I do not feel it in my heart.

I want you to show your father some love and/or respect.

I wanted them to like me

I was down at the Kwik E Mart minding my own business when Ooh, ooh, ooh, the news!

I was just playing the blues, Dad.

I was merely tying to fend off the desecration of the school building.

I was pleased you enjoyed it.

I was there. The clown is G I L L T Y.

I will not have you offending my customers with your bawdy shenanigans.

I will not rest until this street gets a stop sign!

I wish I could hear what they're saying.

I won't forget this, Simpson.

I wonder if it really works.

I wonder when Dad's coming home.

I wonder where Bart is.

I would like to call to the stand, Homer J.Simpson.

I would rather feel the sweet breath of my beautiful wife...

I wouldn't get too attached. We're dissecting him next week.

I'd better give her a call.

I'd like to begin today's sermon, which I have entitled,

I'd like to see our self styled Valentino tomorrow morning, Smithers.

I'd like to see your finest RV. Do you have something that's better than the Land Behemoth?

I'd love a glass of that wine Bart brought us.

I'll have plenty of time to explain while I warm up the...

I'll just change "Otto von Bismarck" to read " Bart Simpson."

I'll just have some milk.

I'll just have some milk.

I'll just put it where nobody'll find it for a million years.

I'll see you at the flagpole at 3:15.

I'll send them to Santa's workshop at the North Pole.

I'll show him. He thinks he's so big.

I'll trade you1,000 picoliters of my milk for 4 gills of yours.

I'm I'm awfully sorry.

I'm a whale.

I'm a whale.

I'm calling to report the Baby sitter Bandit! She's in our house right

I'm defending a county where people can think, act and worship anyway they want.

I'm glad you asked, son. Being popular is the most important thing in the world.

I'm goin' to the dog track.

I'm going to be leaving you.

I'm going to know just how you felt that day.

I'm gonna be attending a little get together with the boys at work.

I'm gonna get you again tomorrow, Simpson.

I'm gonna knock you out one more time, and that's it. This is getting boring, man.

I'm gonna miss you, big guy.

I'm gonna miss you, son.

I'm gonna stop talking... now.

I'm here because I want to apologize for treating you like an object.

I'm here to see Grandpa.

I'm his neighbor. What did he do?

I'm holding it right now. Here it is. Look.

I'm home, everybody!

I'm just a technical supervisor who cared too much.

I'm just saying that I fear for my safety.

I'm just trashing your father.

I'm just tying to get a little goodness into the family.

I'm just wondering what's the point?

I'm keeping it, and I'm going to use it.

I'm man enough to admit I was wrong, and I'm sorry I fingered you in court.

I'm Marge, 34, and my problem is my husband.

I'm Marge.

I'm Ms. Melon, your learning coordinator.

I'm no lover boy.

I'm no supervising technician. I'm a technical supervisor.

I'm not a little egg sucker, am I?

I'm not done. After dinner,

I'm not gonna quote you a price till I check your credit rating

I'm not greasing the wheels, Dad. I like my teacher

I'm not sayin' I'm not a hero.

I'm not saying that. I mean it. You got color in there.

I'm not the only one, Home boy

I'm playing in a little club called the jazz Hole.

I'm really not a bad person. Here. While I finish up,

I'm Smilin'joe Fission, your atomic tour guide...

I'm so happy you're all here tonight.

I'm so stupid.

I'm sorry, but the answer is no.

I'm sorry, but the answer is no.

I'm sorry, but this is more important than that silly, loud game.

I'm sorry, Dad, but you wouldn't understand.

I'm sorry, Marge, but sometimes I think we're the worst family in town.

I'm sorry. But l just want to say...

I'm sorry. I don't usually laugh like this.

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

I'm still trying to get you a lab partner, Bart.

I'm still tying to figure out what's bothering Lisa.

I'm sure he doesn't do it deliberately.

I'm sure he'll pick up enough to get by.

I'm sure you'll have loads of fun.

I'm sure you've already got something much more important

I'm taking you out for frosty chocolate milkshakes.

I'm talking right now, as a matter of fact.

I'm teaching my boy a lesson. Is she here or not?

I'm telling you, he's such a curious little dickens.

I'm the saddest kid

I'm too sad.

I'm totally illiterate. Now are you happy?

I'm tying to get the unfortunate noises out of my system while I can.

I'm wailing out for the homeless family living out of it’s car.

I'm watching Sideshow Bob. He's a lot less patronizing than Krusty used to be.

I'm your loving husband. I can read you like a book.

I've been kicked out of all four Space Mutant movies.

I've been thinking, Homer,

I've been waiting for you. Come in, my captivating one.

I've got eyes in the back of my head.

I've gotta find that sound.

I've had just about enough of your tomfoolery.

I've murdered us all! I've murdered us all!

I've never done anything worthwhile in my life. I'm a big, worthless nothing.

If anyone has any information, please contact us immediately.

If anyone has any information, please dial "O" and ask for the police

If cartoons were meant for adults, they'd put them on in prime time

If he doesn't start loving, leave him, leave him, leave him, leave him

If he'd just watch out where he was going.

If I ever find out who you are, I'll kill ya!

If I were you I really would use those quarters for laundry.

If it weren't for him, all the settlers would have died...

If they win, it will cap an amazing comeback.

If TV has taught me anything,

If we don't get any volunteers soon, I'll assign somebody.

If we made it any more special,

If you ask me, humankind has freedom...

If you don't stand up for yourself,

If you feel sleepy, take a nap.

If you get bored, feel free to take out a book and start reading.

If you get hungry in the middle of the night,

If you had been paying attention,

If you know who cut off Jebediah's head

If you really want to impress her,

If you think you've seen him, call 1 800 U SQUEAL.

If you want peace, you must prepare for war.

If you'd like to learn more about war, there's lots of books in your local library

If you'd like to share your embarrassing problem with our audience,

If you're not going to buy that thing put it down, or I'll blow your heads off!

If you're not going to buy that thing put it down, or I'll blow your heads off!

If you're saying to me, " Bob, is this guy good for it?"

Imagine what your father, an experienced woodsman, has done.

In a lovely chateau in the heart of the wine county.

In a moment, we will show you a picture of the real Baby sitter Bandit,

In a one horse open sleigh

In an act of senseless vandalism.

In ancient Greece, there was a school of thought called stoicism.

In death than I did in life

In English class I did the best

In English class I did the best

In fact I think that we could love

In Germany, Santa's servant Ruprecht gives presents to good children...

In grade number two

In other words, to dodge the ball.

In some dingy flophouse.

In the coming weeks, you will notice some rather sweeping changes in our program.

In the forest, are there, Dad?

In the fourth race.

In the great blizzard of '48.

In the heat of the moment, I said some things I didn't mean.

In the lane

In the red trunks, with a record of 48 wins and no losses,

In this way, and only in this way,

In times of trouble you've got to go with what you know. Now, hop to it, boy!

Intelligence indicates he shakes down kids for quarters at the arcade.

Into that display of heavily salted snack treats?

Is 3:15 good for you?

Is a little blind faith too much to ask?

Is also the quietest.

Is everything okay? Usually you have a quick one,

Is for you to sleep in the filth you created.

Is forced to slow down to the pace of a normal person...

Is it a crime to be illiterate?

Is it a crime to bet on sporting events?

Is it okay if they say " Happy Birthday" on the side?

Is that a good siren? Am I approved?

Is that one fat enough for you, son?

Is the Leaning Tower of Pizza just a statue?

Is the Statue of Liberty just a statue?

Is there an Al Coholic here?

Is used by women.

Isn't pulling the same scam you are?

Isn't that your wife, Homer?

Isn't this nice?

It ain't over till the fat lady sings.

It becomes natural, like a third sense

It bounces off of us and sticks to you

It bounces off of us and sticks to you

It can't possibly be bad.

It could be one of these chemicals here that makes him so smart.

It happened to the Smurfs and it's gonna happen to us.

It happened to Tiny Tim, it happened to Charlie Brown,

It is customary for children to take a little wine now and then.

It is nice to meet you,

It isn't? There must be some mistake.

It looks as if you girls have been getting along all right,

It matters not, mon frere. And after desserts,

It means he spends more time yakking and scarfing down doughnuts than doing his job.

It says it's for dogs, but she can't read.

It somewhat defeats the purpose of selecting a live lobster.

It was after his heart attack...

It was an accident, man. A terrible, ghastly mistake. Ask anybody.

It would violate the code of the schoolyard.

It's a $40 value.

It's a simple routine involving lasers.

It's a symbol of what we can all do if we put our minds to it.

It's about makin' other people feel worse and makin' a few bucks while you're at it.

It's about women,

It's almost 9:00. Where's Homer anyway?

It's an accident waiting to happen.

It's beautiful, man.

It's eight cars long and always carries the same number of passengers in each car.

It's hard for me to judge since I've never bowled in my life!

It's me, Homer.

It's not that kind of sad.

It's not the money, as much as the feeling that we earned it.

It's orange juice and champagne.

It's simplicity itself.

It's so typical of the big doof us to spoil it all.

It's that miracles always happen to poor kids at Christmas.

It's the best present a mother could get,

It's the guy from TV!

It's the head of Jebediah Springfield.

It's too bright.

It's true!

It's what shows up on the surface that counts.

It's Whirlwind in the lane, and coming up on the left is Quadruped,

It's worse than you think.

It's you, isn't it, you cowardly little runt!

It's your sister. Oh!

It's... good to see you all in church.

Itchy and Scratchy will still have a home here.

It’s foul language and, most of all, it’s indescribable stench.

Jealous. Everybody ready?

Jebediah Obediah Zachariahjedediah Springfield...

Jeez, you get a lot of nutcases in here.

Jingle all

Jingle bells Jingle bells

Jungle man.

Just a good, honest American who opposes wrongdoing...

Just a minute, young man!

Just a statue?

Just as I was asking myself,

Just be happy with what you've got, son. Don't try to keep up with the Flanders'.

Just family bliss, or double your money back. So call today.

Just for your principles?

Just go, and never tell anyone you were here!

Just hold your horses, son. Hey, Simpson!

Just keep your fool mouth shut.

Just keeping you on your toes, babe.

Just kidding.

Just let me say that it is an honor...

Just look at these amusing caricatures of Gore Vidal and Susan Sontag.

Just so there's no hard feelings, here's double your pay.

Just ty not to kill me too hard, son.

Just wanted to thank you for the "informative memo" you faxed me.

K W Y J I B O.

Kids! We're late for church.

Kids! We're late for church.

Kidstuff!

Kill myself? Killing myself is the last thing I'd ever do.

Killing innocent people, eating human flesh.

Kiss the ticket for good luck, not that we need it.

Kiss you? But, Dad, I'm your kid.

Krusty clowned his way to the top of a personal mini empire...

Krusty didn't rob that store! Sideshow Bob framed him, and I got proof!

Krusty the Clown, you're under arrest for armed robbery.

Krusty was illiterate, and the guy who robbed the store...

Krusty's arrest has sent shockwaves through Springfield, packing its churches,

Krusty's near fatal, on the air heart attack in 1986.

La da da da da dee

La la la laa La la la la la Ooh la la!

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed councilmen,

Ladies and gentlemen, it's an honor...

Ladies and gentlemen, this plant is

Lady, where's my spy camera?

Lady, you've gotta be kidding!

Last week's capture of Bigfoot turned into the scientific poser of the century.

Later, grizzly dudes.

Laughing all the way Ha ha ha

Lay off the boy, Marge.

Leave Homer?

Leaves Santa Fe bound for Phoenix, 520 miles away."

Lemme check.

Less costume purchase, less beard rental, less Christmas club.

Less Social Security, less unemployment insurance,

Less Social Security, less unemployment insurance,

Let it out, Marge. Laugh loud.

Let me help you dy those tears.

Let me say right at the start that we have one rule here:

Let me tell you somethin', boy.

Let's get romantic.

Let's go celebrate our newfound ability to express love.

Let's go get a burger.

Let's go, boy.

Let's go, next group

Let's hear it.

Let's hope something runs over her

Let's just say I don't feel like goin' home tonight. jar, please.

Let's just say I paid the inevitable price for helping out my sister.

Let's learn more about nuclear energy, shall we?

Let's take the head thing back to the authorities.

Let's try to remember Krusty, not as a hardened criminal,

Let's ty and put this tragedy behind us.

Let's worry about that later. Come on. Let's take a tour. Want to? Come on

Lights.

Like an oversexed orangutan in heat.

Like two fragile bowling pins

Lisa got an A in math,

Lisa Simpson!

Lisa, Bart,

Lisa, honey, why don't we go upstairs and I'll draw you a nice hot bath.

Lisa, I'm not scared.

Lisa, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to yell.

Lisa, maybe you should try some of this.

Lisa, there's no room for crazy bebop in " My County 'Tis of thee."

Lisa, we are playing dodge ball here.

Lisa!

Lisa! Get away from that jazzman!

Lisa. Lisa, I think you're right about Dad.

Lisa's making these for her teacher.

Listen up. You may get a kick out of it.

Listen, missy, just tell me why you weren't getting out of the way of those balls.

Listen, ya lousy bum. If I ever get a hold of you, I'll cut your belly open.

Little Bart Simpson.

Loaf time, the cable network for the unemployed.

Long story, but that doesn't matter. I'm gonna have to run it through the computer.

Look at him squirm.

Look at him. His clothes are so drab.

Look at that man.

Look at that, kids. No fighting. No yelling.

Look like a god, sort of.

Look out!

Look what I found.

Look what you've done. You wanted to be popular.

Look, Adil, you can call me Dad.

Look, Barney. See the row of tiny lights up there?

Look, Dad, it's Santa's Little Helper.

Look, Dad. I don't know what's going on,

Look, everybody. I would just as soon not make a big deal out of this

Look, I'm not drinking out of the carton.

Look, I'm not drinking out of the carton.

Look, Lisa. I know Krusty's innocent.

Look, Mom. There he is!

Look, napkins!

Look, there's our school again.

Look! It's glorious.

Look! It's him! It's Bigfoot!

Look. Now we've got 'em.

Looks like there's a little leftover nuclear waste. No problem.

Lord, help me. I'm just not that bright.

Lots of good things for growing bodies...

Lotta junk.

Love, Homer J. Simpson.

Lullaby and good night

Lunchtime, Bart. It's lunchtime.

Lunchtime! Ha, ha, ha!

Made of stone

Maggie,

Maggie, where are you?

Maggie! Maggie!

Maggie! Maggie!

Maggie. Come to the one you love best.

Make a lot of noise and flush out a rabbit

Make it! Make it! Make it! Make it!

Make your own rules.

Man, I thought you were cool

Man, I thought you were cool.

Man, this is pathetic. I'm goin' for it!

Man! Rusty old hunk of junk!

Many of them with cool, goy pictures.

Many of them, incompetent boobs.

Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals...

Many people have senseless attachments to heavy, clumsy things,

Marge, darling, I want to see you tomorrow.

Marge, do you know how beautiful you look in the moonlight?

Marge, get the door!

Marge, haven't you finished that stupid letter yet?

Marge, honey, I love you.

Marge, how could you? I was so close.

Marge, I love ya, baby.

Marge, I, uh love you.

Marge, it's what I call "harsh reality time."

Marge, Marge. Hmm. Let'ssee.

Marge, may I speak to you?

Marge, my darling, I want you to meet with me again,

Marge, speak to me.

Marge, sweetie,"hooney," honey

Marge, turn on the juice!

Marge, um, let me be honest with you.

Marge! What a lovely surprise.

Marge? Marge Simpson.

Marge.

Marge.

Marge. Marge!

Married tomorrow,

May I go outside and read under a tree?

May I have this dance?

May I help you?

May I please speak to Marge?

Maybe Bart is a little more realistic.

Maybe I will take you up on that punch.

Maybe I'll go slip into something a little more comfortable.

Maybe it'll turn out he was innocent all along.

Maybe Lisa's right about America being a land of opportunity,

Maybe so, but from now on..

Maybe this is just for suspense before the miracle happens.

Maybe we should move to a larger community.

Me and you have done stuff together.

Me, in charge of safety?

Meaningless, Marge. Don't even attempt to find meaning in it.

Men must have hearts

Merry Christmas!

Merry Kurisumasu.

Might be a few, but don't worry. If you leave them alone, they'll leave you alone.

Mike, this is Al.

Milhouse, Lewis, Richard and Bart Simpson.

Millions of Americans are not in the Lord's house.

Mimosa is the name of the drink.

Minus two thirds of the fare from Albuquerque to El Paso.

Miss Botz!

Miss Lucille Botzcowski.

Mister, you got yourself a deal.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm. But l think I'll do much better tomorrow night.

Mm hmm. Go watch your cartoon show, dear.

Mm hmm. I understand completely.

Mm hmm. Mm hmm.

Mm hmm. Mm hmm.

Mm hmm. Smelling of cheap perfume.

Mm hmm. Through the use of radio triangulation,

Mm.

Mm. Mm. All right!

Mmm, chocolate.

Mmm, hmm

Mmm, Wednesday. Hoagie night.

Mmm! Great lunches, eh, Lis?

Mmm! What an adorable little girl.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm. Good night, Homer.

Mmm. Look.

Mmm. Marshmallow.

Mmm. When you put it that way, it does sound a little far fetched,

Mmm. You're not as stupid as you look or sound...

Mmmmwha!

Mmmwha!

Mmmwha! Bye, now. Mmmwha! Be good.

Mom had to spend the Christmas money having it surgically removed.

Mom is wracked with guilt because her marriage is failing.

Mom lets us watch what ever we want.

Mom, Bart was taking a picture of his butt.

Mom, you look so glamorous.

Mother, please don't call me Spanky on school grounds.

Mr. and Mrs. Simpson are here.

Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, congratulations once again.

Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, this is our district psychiatrist, Dr. J.Loren Pryor.

Mr. Berger promised I could come back to my old job anytime I wanted.

Mr. Maestro.

Mr. Simpson, if you have to talk it over with those humans out there,

Mr. Simpson, was that you taking that cowardly dive...

Mrs. Krabappel, isn't Bart supposed to face the window...

Mrs. Krabappel! Mrs. Krabappel!

Murderous mob, I beg you to spare our lives.

Murderous mob, I beg you to spare our lives.

Musicians, cease that infernal tootling.

Must have placed us side by side.

My arm? Well, let me put it this way.

My boy's supposed to be here any second on a field trip. They been through here yet?

My brilliant beast

My client has no comment at this time.

My clothes are smelly, and I'm tired.

My dad acts like he belongs

My feet are getting wet!

My game, my game! I could have beat the boy.

My goodness. Quite exciting.

My kid's hero, Cruddy, Crummy Krusty the Clown!

My mind says,"Stop," but my heart...

My mother was in the girls' lavatoy making use of the facilities.

My name is Cesar. This is my nephew, Ugolin.

My sister here made a whole pile up cupcakes to butter up her teacher,

My sister was making cupcakes this morning and

My sisters are here.

My wife gave me the old heave ho because of some lousy picture.

My wife gets the cutest little thing, right here, when she smiles.

My wife thinks you want me to pay for it.

My wife's gonna leave me 'cause she thinks I'm a pig

My young friends, for years I have been silent...

N Nice grizzlies. Nice grizzlies.

Nah, happens all the time. Somebody else's blood splatters on me.

Nah. Might land on my face and end up looking like you.

Naturally, we'll have more on this story as it develops.

Nearer my God to thee

Nearer to thee

Nelson, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to teach you a lesson.

Nelson, it was all a mistake.

Nelson, you're bleeding.

Nelson's at the Elm Street Video Arcade.

Never have I seen you look so unhappy while purchasing such a large quantity of ice cream.

Never say anything...

New flavor triple chocolate!

Next on the agenda. Police Chief Wiggum...

Next time you little hoodlums ty this, I'm calling your parents!

Next time your teacher tells you to keep your arm inside the bus window, you do it!

Next week, chapter 35 of The Man in the Iron Mask: "The Death of a Titan."

Nice dismount, man.

Nice grizzlies.

Nice grizzlies. Nice grizzlies

Nice grizzlies. Nice grizzlies.

Nixon.

No bears! We're taping!

No gimmicks. No pills. No faddiets.

No matter how tempting it might be,

No presents for anyone!

No problemo. We'll just get off at the next exit.

No surprises here.

No way a bull's gonna miss a target that big, man.

No way!

No, Barn. I just want to crawl into bed

No, Bart. This note isn't about you.

No, bigger. And big red hair that came out to

No, Dad. Please don't pawn the TV.

No, Dad. This whole thing was my fault.

No, he's pretty dumb. He's in all the same special classes I am.

No, Homer! If such an emergency arises,

No, I want to do the crossword puzzle!

No, I'm not done yet!

No, I'm not! I'm hopping on the bandwagon.

No, I'm sorry, you're not! You've just got to go.

No, Maggie. Come here, girl. Come tome.

No, Mr. Simpson, it's not. It's a bad siren.

No, no, Homer, don't stifle the youngster.

No, no, Marge. It's gonna be very classy.

No, no, Mrs. Simpson. You have been oppressed enough for today.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no. He'll get you after school, son.

No, no, we're quite certain

No, no! Not like that! Like this!

No, no. Now, wait a minute.

No, no. That's not true.

No, not yet.

No, sir.

No, that's not good.

No, they are our wives,

No, we don't. Ty being objective for once in Oh?

No!

No! Bart!

No! Don't you get it, Bart?

No! Ignore the boy, Lord.

No! Look. I don't want to talk about this anymore in front of the kids.

No! No! Simpsons!

No! Please!

No! You don't understand, Simpsons!

No. just congratulating the son on a fine joke about his old man.

No. No, thank you, Mr., um, Brunswick.

No. Stop it!

No. That's okay, Dad. I'll just work on my fingering.

No. We're going to say grace first.

No. We've arranged an exchange for one of our own men caught in Albania.

Nobody knows. It's a secret.

None of my biological kids ever wanted to see me at work.

Nonsense, Marge. Frosty Krusty Flakes are what got him where he is today.

Normally, a student is selected on the basis of academic excellence or intelligence,

Not a dime till Christmas Eve! Now, from the top.

Not a word, Marge. I'm heading straight for the tub.

Not a word, Marge. I'm heading straight for the tub.

Not at Barney's Bowlarama. Away from the thunderous folly of clattering pins.

Not even enough to buy one beer.

Nothing.

Nothing. Finish your steak.

Nothing's easy.

Now apologize to that boy right now.

Now class, I don't want this field trip to be a repeat of our infamous visit..

Now come on, Bart

Now don't worry. Our situation isn't as bad as it seems.

Now for some real TV.

Now go on, boy, and pay attention.

Now go to sleep!

Now here's that bully of yours. Show me your stuff.

Now how's that for freedom of choice?

Now I have a purpose, a reason to live.

Now I've seen everything.

Now let's all welcome the newest member...

Now look, you know and I know this family needs help, professional help.

Now my heart is made

Now nothing more than a common, alleged criminal.

Now people won't be caught off guard by that little "mm mmm" in the road.

Now presenting Lisa Simpson...

Now remember, as far as anyone knows,

Now they're lining up fort his crucial kick.

Now this is living, hey, kids?

Now this is what I call a party.

Now to our own pie in the sky Bill Pie in the KBBL trafficcopter.

Now watch me.

Now we'll... put Maggie to bed.

Now where's your father?

Now you all stay here while I go over this way and try to get my bearings.

Now you do it.

Now you're the most hated boy in town.

Now, Bart, we want to emphasize that nobody's angry about this.

Now, class, remember. Do not stick any part of your body out the window.

Now, class, remember. Do not stick any part of your body out the window.

Now, class. From the top.

Now, come on, son. Get with the winning team.

Now, don't touch any of those buttons in front of you...

Now, I appreciate that, honey, but we need $150 here!

Now, I don't want you to worry, class.

Now, let's have even more fun.

Now, let's not get mushy, son.

Now, Lisa, listen to me. This is important.

Now, Marge, the pins on the three seven ten split would be here.

Now, now low b flat.

Now, the naturalist who took these absolutely extraordinay pictures...

Now, we are going to set this pile of evil ablaze,

Number 8, Sir Galahad will be replaced by Santa's Little Helper.

Number one: bra.

Number Six. That's our lucky dog right over there.

Number two: horny.

O little town of Bethlehem

O little town of Bethlehem

O Lord, why did you smite me with this family?

O Memsahib, Bart. Rabbi has memo.

O'er the fields we go

O'Hara! Chang! Olajuwon! Herman!

Of a spy transmitting highly confidential information...

Of all the fates on heaven and earth,

Of all the men you could've married,

Of course you did. You're everywhere. You're "omnivorous."

Of course, I'd have a lot less of those free minutes if you gave me the job.

Of course!

Of course.

Of making you sing in front of the class.

Of our collective experience, Bart Simpson.

Of this month's Soldier Of Fortune come in yet?

Of yesterday's out burst of unbridled creativity.

Oh

Oh I could love a million girls

Oh I could love a million girls

Oh, Adil's a very sweet boy.

Oh, and look at little, uh, Lisa.

Oh, and some fruit cocktail in heavy syrup.

Oh, Bart, don't you see? This is what psychologists call overcompensation.

Oh, Bart, that's so sweet.

Oh, Bart! Oh, Bart, my beautiful son!

Oh, Bart! Oh, Bart!

Oh, Bart.

Oh, big deal. Dry macaroni, spray paint and glue. Whoopie.

Oh, boy! The Happy Little Elves Meet the Curious Bear Cub.

Oh, brother.

Oh, but that was just

Oh, but, Bart, don't you remember the boredom..

Oh, calm down, Homer. Lisa has an idea that she thinks...

Oh, can we keep him, Dad, please?

Oh, come on, Dad, anything but that.

Oh, come on, Dad. You got to listen to me.

Oh, come on. We're getting back to nature.

Oh, come on. You can do better than that.

Oh, cool, man. Space Mutants 4.

Oh, correction. Humiliating defeats,

Oh, correction. Humiliating defeats,

Oh, Doctor, we got a barnburner here.

Oh, don't mind Sidney

Oh, eight carousels! We're in for a real treat.

Oh, fantastic. Marge, you're never gonna believe what happened.

Oh, for the love of Peter. That's all anybody brought.

Oh, forget it.

Oh, funny you should ask, man.

Oh, gee whiz. Adil would get a kick out of seeing this.

Oh, give me a break.

Oh, go for it, Dad.

Oh, good, because I do love you.

Oh, ho, ho, ho.

Oh, Homer, don't say that.

Oh, Homer, Mr. Burns just said he liked it... once.

Oh, Homer, what are we going to do?

Oh, Homer, you'd lose your head if it weren't securely fastened to your neck.

Oh, Homer!

Oh, Homer!

Oh, Homer! I feel giddy!

Oh, Homer.

Oh, Homer.

Oh, Homer. How many times do I have to fluff your pillow?

Oh, Homie, I think I'm going to be sick.

Oh, I have my secrets.

Oh, I think I'll have another Oops.

Oh, I will when Mrs. Claus' sisters get outta town.

Oh, I wish I could believe you.

Oh, I'm a little low on funds.

Oh, I'm not much of a drinker.

Oh, I'm so lonely

Oh, it was delightful.

Oh, it's a little tune that I call...

Oh, it's got everything microwave, dish washer,

Oh, it's simple, Simpson. Credit.

Oh, Jacques. I'm a married woman.

Oh, jeez!

Oh, jingle bells Batman smells

Oh, just some blueprints Adil wanted.

Oh, Lisa, you've asked for that for the last three years,

Oh, looks like young Simpson is going to kill himself.

Oh, man, I can't take it anymore.

Oh, man, that guy's tough to love.

Oh, man! Keep your greasy mitts outta there.

Oh, Marge, I still hurt.

Oh, Marge. He never gets anything you want. He always gets something for himself.

Oh, Mom. Not tonight.

Oh, my goodness!

Oh, my little girl

Oh, my!

Oh, my! All this senseless violence.

Oh, no, boys. Not the can, please.

Oh, no, no. Homer's my... ball's name.

Oh, no, wait. Oh, no. Bart, don't.

Oh, no, you don't! No, no! Get away from me! Uh uh!

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no! Bart! We'll have nightmares!

Oh, no! Come on! Don't let the

Oh, no! Marge!

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. " For this, I will "

Oh, no. Come on. Come on. Open up!

Oh, no. He can't mean that.

Oh, no. He's sunk even lower.

Oh, no. He's sunk even lower.

Oh, no. I disagree. I think it is a man.

Oh, no. No pal of mine is gonna stay...

Oh, no. Ties.

Oh, no. What have I done?

Oh, oh. Okay, okay.

Oh, okay. I thought you were putting him down.

Oh, okay. Then I'll take that one there with the beady eyes.

Oh, on the contrary. I have some very exciting news for all of us.

Oh, perfume!

Oh, please, don't fight. Just go out back and have a good time.

Oh, please, Mrs. Krabappel, not next to Wendell.

Oh, please. There's only one fat guy that brings us presents,

Oh, really?

Oh, she's a beaut! Hey, congratulations!

Oh, she's just jealous. She'll get over it.

Oh, sir, I've seen things you can't imagine.

Oh, sir, I've seen things you can't imagine.

Oh, sit tight. I'll be right back.

Oh, so that's his little game.

Oh, so that's it. This is some kind of underwear thing.

Oh, so that's it. This is some kind of underwear thing.

Oh, so you got out of your crib.

Oh, sorry. Ouch.

Oh, sorry. Ouch.

Oh, sure, I would, princess. I have feelings too.

Oh, sure. Like I'm really gonna take a picture of my butt.

Oh, Thank you, Mr. Burns. I'm so glad you invited us.

Oh, thanks, boy.

Oh, that's a good idea.

Oh, that's my girl.

Oh, the boy. Bring me the boy.

Oh, the Elves! The Elves!

Oh, the guys at work are gonna have a field day with this.

Oh, thereit

Oh, these things are heavy.

Oh, this is the best gift of all, Homer!

Oh, this is the most fun I've ever had in my life.

Oh, too bad. Well, I certainly had fun vacuuming.

Oh, uh, a are you sure this microphone works?

Oh, wait a minute.

Oh, wait. Here's a good one." Do."

Oh, well, bye bye.

Oh, well, I don't know. Would it be all right if l conferred with my family?

Oh, well, thank you.

Oh, well.

Oh, what the heck, have me! Come and get it!

Oh, when he's totally immersed in a foreign language,

Oh, wow, man! What an RV!

Oh, yeah, and every locomotive that comes rollin' by

Oh, yeah? We'll just see about that.

Oh, yeah? Well, we don't wanna see your crummy movie anyway.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes, Doctor.

Oh, you don't think so, eh?

Oh, you mean, Krusty the Clown?

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Ah!

Oh! Boy, you sure taught me a lesson.

Oh! Hey, man. It's me, Bart Simpson.

Oh! Homemade pickled beets.

Oh! Lisa's class.

Oh! Your blue thing with the things?

Oh? Where?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Don't strain yourself, dear.

Oh. Don't worry. This frosting will come right off

Oh. He didn't say that under certain circumstances it was all right, did he?

Oh. Liberty Bell.

Oh. Oh, hi.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Thanks, ma'am.

Oh. That's some ball

Oh. Um

Oh. You know...

Ohh. Oh, man.

Ohh." Require "

Okay, Bart. You don't have to say it,

Okay, but don't dawdle. Your food will get cold.

Okay, but watch out. Don't slam my head like last time.

Okay, but you have to untie me first.

Okay, come on, come on, everybody.

Okay, Eugene.

Okay, I can use this one from the Franco Prussian War.

Okay, kids, prepare to be dazzled.

Okay, kids. Let's hurry it up.

Okay, let's see. Next we have Marge.

Okay, Lisa. "Altissimo" register.

Okay, Mom.

Okay, Mother. This way.

Okay, Nelson, put up your dukes!

Okay, nobody move, and nobody panic.

Okay, now look, my boss is gonna be at this picnic.

Okay, okay.

Okay, our main force will be split into two groups.

Okay, we all know why we're here, right?

Okay, who's next?

Okay, you wanna kill each other. That's good. That's healthy.

Okay! Okay! So the poor guy can't read. Can't we get off his back, already?

Okay.

Okay. It all started Sunday morning

Okay. Let's take another deep, cleansing breath.

Okay. Now let's get back to your, uh, husband.

Okay. Okay. I love Bart.

Okay. Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub.

Okay. We'll be back with help before you know it.

Okay. Your wish is my command, my little

On second thought, Bart. Bart, come here.

On the back of my neck as I sleep...

On the count of three. One

On the eighth moon of Jupiter from my lunch...

On your butt and stuffin' your face, they'd take them on a tour of your house.

On your problem in a new segment exploring preadolescent turmoil.

Once again, Sir Galahad has been replaced by Santa's Little Helper.

Once in a while, we can crawl out of the slop,

One final tick of the clock remains.

One for each part of the chicken.

One glazed and one Scratch 'N Win, please.

One last taste of bachelor freedom.

One more and I'm a millionaire.

One of my fellow children is vandalizing school property.

One of the great little ladies of jazz.

One of three components of the psyche."

One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us.

One will circle around this way to cut off the enemy's retreat,

One, and two, and three, and

One, two, three, four One, two, three, four

Only four of us? Who escaped?

Oof!

Oof!

Ooh, cowabunga!

Ooh, credit!

Ooh, double chocolate.

Ooh, it's Lisa! That's ours

Ooh, look!

Ooh, premium Wait a minute. Why?

Ooh, trouble in the neighborhood. Let's check it out.

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh! Careful, Homer!

Ooh! Look at this one.

Ooh! Pads of paper.

Ooh. Look out.

Oooh!

Open the door and lie on the floor said Barnacle Bill the sailor

Open your door and slide out.

Open your mouth and close your eyes, and you will get a big surprise.

Opposite our own Emmy Award winning Hobo Hank.

Or affecting management payraises.

Or as I call 'em, the Gruesome Twosome.

Or as I call 'em, the Gruesome Twosome.

Or blow yourselves up.

Or do you want me to shoot Sideshow Bob out of a cannon?

Or my daughter, Amber, who got the lead in the school play.

Or our best testing indicates.

Or see the look of terror in a young man's eyes.

Or should I say Miss Botzcowski?

Or whatever the hell you used to do.

Or... a brilliant beast.

Oui, oui. After you.

Our elementary school participates in a foreign exchange program.

Our grandmas, our aunts, our nieces and nephews.

Our lives are at the hands of men no smarter than you or I,

Our no longer misunderstood friend.

Our number is 555 PAI N.

Our research indicates that over 50 percent of our power...

Over 2.000 fights, and he's still on his original quarter.

Over there, sir. See?

Ow! My foot! You lousy, stupid, clumsy

Ow! Oh, Simpson, it's you.

Ow! Ouch! Ow!

Ow! Ow! Ow! Litha, my "ongue" is "uck" in the "eaters." My "ongue"!

Ow! Quit it! Used to be a real boss tattoo.

Ow! Quit it.

Ow! Quit it.

P.U.When is this over?

Pantyhose. Practical and alluring.

Papa, I believe I heard some rustling in the bushes.

Pardon my French, but the Y act like savages.

Pardon my galoshes.

Paris to Springfield, is now arriving.

Participation is mandatory. Repeat, mandatory. That is all.

Party down the hall.

Party hardy was tardy.

Patty and Selma are coming over to show us slides from their trip to the Yucatan.

Patty, he's out buying me something right now

Pending your successful completion of our training program, that is.

People, people, no rough housing on the monkey bars.

People, please!

Perfect football weather for this incredible game.

Perhaps a little something for the trip back to the cash register.

Perhaps even offensive.

Perhaps I can show you something, uh...

Perhaps shocking.

Perhaps this energy conservation fad is as dead as the dodo.

Perhaps you would have noticed that your family sees you...

Perish the thought.

Phone call for Al, Al Coholic!

Pick up Homer. Pick him up.

Places, ladies, places.

Play ball!

Pleasant dreams until the dawn

Please get off my property until next year."

Please try not to shake the seat like that.

Please turn off the TV.

Please use the cuspidor That's what it's for

Please, please, kids. Stop fighting.

Plump succulent sausage, honey smoked bacon and glistening, sizzling

Plus 50 points for using all my letters.

Pointed to... Krusty the Clown.

Police artists have a composite sketch of the culprit.

Precious, I think I hear the doorbell.

Presenting Princess Kashmir,

Princess Kashmir? You must mean April Flower.

Principal Skinner will be very interested to to

Principal Skinner!

Principal Skinner...

Probably to get the old man his pipe and slippers.

Professional football.

Psst!

Psst! Pass it on!

Putting the moves on the new girl in Valve Maintenance.

Queen of the mysterious East.

Quick, Bart, give me a kiss.

Quiet, Bart! Let's make the best of this.

Quiet, boy. Let the nice people enjoy their beers.

Quiet, Marge! This is my big moment! Bart "The Bloody Pulp" Simpson is on the ropes.

Quiet, please. I have something to say. Quiet.

Quiet! When you work like a man, we will feed you like one.

Quit asking pointless

Really. Glimmer in the eyes. What about the sloping ape like forehead?

Receiving a big fat check for a job well done.

Reconstructing his little face after the fight.

Relax. This is cinema verite.

Remember the family jewels, son.

Remember the fight he put up when we put him in the home?

Remember the fight he put up when we put him in the home?

Remember to visualize the complex problems, and relax.

Remember, the handle of the Big Dipper points to the North Star

Reverend Lovejoy, your wife confiscated this...

Right across the plate. Let me feel the wind.

Right now, I'm in stage three, fear.

Right on, Doc! Another successful diagnosis.

Right, Dad.

Right, guys?

Right, right. Let me show you how many bears there are around here.

Robin laid an egg

Roll the ball for me, Marge. Let me see your form.

Room for one more.

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer

Rumpus room? Great idea.

Run for it!

Safety? But, sir, if truth be known,

Said he went caroling with Bart.

Same time, same place?

Save for the crude glissandos of this primitive wind instrument.

Save your breath.

Save your whining for when you're on the air, okay?

Say it ain't so, Krusty.

Say, what's that? It looks dangerous.

Scoot, young Simpson. There's learning afoot.

Second floor, third dank room on the left.

See that, boy?

See these? American doughnuts.

See, I'm tying to teach my son here about treating women as objects.

See, there's this bully at school who keeps beating me up.

Seeing as no one was hurt, I think it would be really silly to dwell on this.

Seems so expensive.

Seems the Ultimate Behemoth is a wee bit out of your price range.

Selma and I couldn't be more excited about seeing our sister Christmas Eve.

Send in the clowns.

Send them in.

Sends shivers down my spine.

Shake his buns.

Share the wealth. That's what I always say.

She could be lurking anywhere,

She doesn't look sad. I don't see any tears in her eyes.

She gave my last cupcake away

She said," Homer, you're a big disappointment."

She's 34 and trapped in a loveless sham of a marriage

She's working over at the Girlesque.

Sheesh! Eleven years ago, and you've never forgotten it!

Shh!

Shh! just watch.

Shh! Visualize it, Bart.

Should Maggie be going with them?

Shouldn't we be heading down to the pawn shop to get our TV back?

Shouldn't we stop somewhere and ask for directions?

Show her the big, empty space where our TV used to be.

Show up around nine ish.

Shut up, Flanders.

Sideshow Bob really fills his shoes with big ugly feet.

Simpson,

Simpson, give me your newspaper!

Simpson, Homer? Here ya go.

Simpson, I want you to rejoin our power plant family.

Simpson, I'm asking you nicely.

Simpson, time's up.

Simpson, you and I are going to have a little talk.

Simpson.

Since it's just the four of us tonight,

Since my baby left me

Since the day I was born

Sleep tight.

Sleighbells ring

Smithers, would you leave the room for a minute?

Smooth as a baby's behind!

Snap out of it, Marge.

Snow is glistening

So children better behave when I'm nearby.

So get in there!

So give her back those cupcakes before I knock your block off.

So he won't be tempted to look at his neighbor's paper?

So I got tickets to the opera tonight.

So I hope you bear in mind that any knock at him is a knock at me,

So I'll just place it lovingly on your forehead.

So I've made us an appointment with Dr. Marvin Monroe.

So long, sucker.

So please, say something back, Marge, please?

So that we have the energy to run everything from your favorite video game..

So the next time this bully thinks you're gonna throw a punch,

So tomorrow, instead of bickering with this boy, talk to him.

So typical of Bart. All he thinks about is himself.

So what do you think, kids? Beauty, isn't it?

So what should I do, Marge?

So what's the problem, son?

So you got dragged down here too, huh?

So you won't sc**** yourself or stub your toes...

So, 120 pins later, I am the better man.

So, basically, I met one nice French person.

So, he's going to prison?

So, Herman, has the large type edition...

So, how was it?

So, how was the office birthday party?

So, I don't have a pacemaker.

So, is Krusty the Clown about to trade in his baggy pants...

So, keep on smilin'.

So, like, sometimes you could do stuff you think is pretty bad...

So, Mister, what are we doin' here anyway?

So, now you know the whole true story of nuclear energy,

So, please stand back, and try not to inhale the toxic fumes.

So, Simpson, which one is it?

So, Sparrow, we meet again.

So, what's it gonna be, me little bucko?

So, why are you still awake?

So, you had a little scuffle, eh? Heh heh

So, you'll pick up this mess right now.

So, you're gonna flush it?

So,"Y" equals " R" cubed over three.

So?

So...

Soileds.

Some damn fool went around telling everyone I love that slimy goop.

Some divine pinspotter...

Some kids are here to see you, Sideshow Bob. They say it's important.

Some peanuts, beef jerky, pickled eggs, and you're outta here.

Somehow I doubt that Homer is excited.

Somehow I got the idea that being popular...

Someone must have left the porch light on.

Someone ought to put a stop sign here.

Someone's really gobbling up the juice, sir.

Sometimes a hero could be a young boy..

Sometimes have to bend the rules a little in order to hold our own.

Son sack race..

Son, I don't know if l can lift my head, let alone a ball.

Son, there's not a woman alive...

Son, why are you wasting your time with this sleazy trash?

Sorry, Bart. I'd love to help you,

Sorry, buddy. You got me confused with Fred Flintstone.

Sorry, Dad.

Sorry, guys. No can do.

Sorry, man. Be my guest.

Sorry, man. It's either you or me

Sorry, Marge. Some wise guy stuck a cork in the bottle.

Sorry, pal.

Sorry, Sideshow Bob,

Sorry, son. You'll understand one day

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry. I'm just a big kid.

Sort of a spare in case Bart's brain blows up.

Sounds great. Although, a kid can't learn much in just three months.

Specialists gathered at the Springfield Primate Institute...

Springfield Downs, here I come!

Springfield's number one news team...

Standing bravely

Starring certain space mutants...

Stately Burns Manor. Heaven on Earth.

Stay here. I'll be right back

Stay tuned to this station...

Stealing the valuable objects it took the family a lifetime to shop for

Stop it, you two. And put on some nice clothes.

Strategy. Hmm. How many men do you have?

Studying far, far away.

Stupid egghead.

Stupid g****s.

Stupid Sampsons.

Substantial sums of money on sports gambling.

Such as this Homer of yours.

Supervising technician at the toxic waste dump.

Sure, boy. What's on your mind?

Sure, Lis. You see how it works, Bart?

Sure. If you don't mind taking care of the kids again.

Sure. You never forget. It's just like riding a bicycle.

Synagogues and mosques with disillusioned citizeny from all walks of life.

Take a deep, cleansing breath.

Take it easy there. Don't ruin this feeling I'm gettin' from ya.

Take your seat, Bart.

Taken earlier today in the hills three miles southwest of Tenderfoot George.

Taken with the Kwik E Mart security camera.

Tell him I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love,

Tell me your secret.

Tell me, Bart, are you ever bored in school?

Tell me. Is the class moving too slowly for you?

Tell us, Marge. Where have you been hiding the Christmas money?

Tell you what, Bart. I'll trade you the weight of a bowling ball...

Tell you what.

Ten to one shot. Money in the bank.

Than to stuff dollar bills into some stranger's G string.

Thank God for Homer's Christmas bonus.

Thank heaven for children.

Thank you for coming on such short notice

Thank you, Bart.

Thank you, fellow students.

Thank you, God.

Thank you, Principal Skinner.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Hmm.

Thanks for listenin', kid.

Thanks, Bart. We got the day off from school for this.

Thanks, Dad.

Thanks, lady.

Thanks, Lis. You're the best.

Thanks, Pop.

That a certain mother didn't want you to see.

That are obviously childish forgeries when compared to

That Bart thinks he can sneak headphones into Sunday school.

That clown prince of corruption,

That doesn't rely on grades and rules and bells and buzzers.

That figures. Come on, you stupid dog.

That free will is an illusion.

That guy has been tormenting all of us for years, and I for one am sick of it.

That helps me when I feel sad.

That I'm too uptown for the tots.

That just leaves little Maggie. Oh, look!

That little doozy's been a Simpson trademark for generations.

That mattered most to him in the whole world.

That number again,"O."

That one looks just like the statue of our town founder, Jebediah Springfield.

That piece of junk? Forget it.

That requires a little moss

That sounds delightful. Just you and me and the balladeers.

That sounds delightful. Just you and me and the balladeers.

That the bear, in fact, probably killed him.

That the past few weeks have been great.

That was beautiful. What's it called?

That was very nice, Father

That we Simpsons have dreamed about for generations.

That we've been able to increase safety here at the plant..

That you're upset about something.

That's " B A R E" hands.

That's a good grizzly.

That's a good one. I gotta tell the wife.

That's all fine and good, but none of those unpleasant people...

That's bad news, man.

That's better, Homer.

That's exactly the kind of crapola that's lousing him up.

That's German for " Merry Christmas."

That's Homer Simpson, sir.

That's it, Bart

That's it? That's the college fund we've been saving for all these years?

That's my boy! Eveything on Santa's Little Helper.

That's nice, Lisa, but we're not in astronomy class.

That's okay. I'll just assume you said what I thought I heard you say.

That's ridiculous. Now, let's see some enthusiasm.

That's right. $120 gross.

That's the computer in case I went blind, telling me,

That's the only time he's ever spoken to me without using the word "bonehead."

That's the spirit. Ready or not, nature,

That's what he thinks.

That's what my mother taught me. Take all your bad feelings and push them down.

That's what these pads and jumbo markers are for.

That's why I framed Krusty!

The "I Never Had an Italian Suit Blues."

The 15 miles per hour speed limit on Main Street.

The American Revolution, World War I, and the Star Wars trilogy.

The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle.

The answers to deep theological questions.

The Baby sitter Bandit has left a trail of her daring nighttime robberies...

The ball's bigger. But for food, this is a good ball.

The Batmobile broke its wheel

The beloved idol of countless tots,

The best any family ever had.

The blues isn't about feelin' better.

The boys certainly are taking a long time.

The cannon. The cannon.

The child is not supposed to know his own IQ, of course...

The code of the schoolyard, Marge.

The Cue Ball Killer should be considered extremely armed and dangerous.

The defenseless youngsters were tied up and gagged in the living room...

The dip sign,

The disturbing incident I was referring to happened this morning...

The ennui, the intellectual malaise?

The escape of the notorious Baby sitter Bandit?

The eyes have the glimmer of human intelligence.

The fact is, you don't have to be able to read to enjoy the Springfield Review of Books.

The fair sex remains a mystery to me.

The fat guy on TV?

The father of the family has worked all day...

The fifth grade will now favour us...

The first thing you learn about surviving in the woods, boy: conceal your nakedness.

The following is a list of words...

The frosting on the cake was this thick.

The generous offer I'm making is good for exactly...

The Greeks knew it. The Carthaginians knew it. Now you know it.

The hook goes over the top and these things go in there.

The Iowa farmer whose land has been taken away by unfeeling bureaucrats.

The Itchy and Scratchy Show

The jar is empty! Oh, my God!

The joker got awa

The key to Springfield has always been Elm Street.

The legendary missing link known as Bigfoot?

The meeting of the Future Photographers of America is now in session.

The middle one is my house.

The moment of anticipation.

The news story behind that enigmatic half joke right after this commercial message.

The next song was written by a friend of mine,

The object of the game is to avoid the ball by weaving or ducking out of it’s path.

The one with the big "B" on it.

The one with the big "B" on it.

The only reason I'm telling you this is...

The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone.

The other will drive in this way, closing the trap.

The party next door seems to be a little raucous.

The pig has made you into his mother, his mother.

The pig has made you into his mother.

The preferred spelling of"wiener" is w I e n e r...

The reason I look unhappy is that tonight I have to see...

The reason I look unhappy is that tonight...

The rods make the water so hot it boils.

The roots of your unhappiness.

The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Let's see.

The sad truth is, all families are like us.

The satisfaction of payday.

The school nurse did a wonderful job...

The second you untie me, I'm gonna beat you to death, man.

The Simpsons

The Simpsons have entered the forest

The song will be "john Henry Was a Steel Drivin' Man."

The Springfield Arts Center and Barney's Bowl a rama.

The Springfield Mall is now open for your spending needs.

The statue of Jebediah Springfield, our illustrious town founder,

The test will start... now!

The time will pass more quickly.

The two of you are going to check into the fanciest motel in town...

The undisputed champ of this house,

The Van Star One, launched last February, just for this thing, that's all.

The ventriloquist goes to heaven, but the dummy doesn't.

The way I see it, if you raise three children...

The West Virginia coal miner, coughing up

The Y actually enjoy talking to each other.

Then all the reindeer loved him

Then he heads to the Quick E Mart for a cherry Squishy.

Then how come she's not putting on any of your perfume?

Then I will teach you.

Then that's where we'll hit him.

Then you've heard. Oh, God. What are we gonna do?

Then... uh, how much do you want for it?

There are no good wars, with the following exceptions:

There are no winners. Only losers.

There are ten pins in my heart.

There aren't any dangerous animals..

There go my young girl dreams of Vassar.

There is?

There it is, kids!

There must be some beer here somewhere.

There she is. Hey, Princess, it's me, the guy from the snapshot.

There was a farmer who had a dog

There were even a few doozies no one ever found out about.

There will be no Christmas bonuses.

There you are. For the baby.

There, my darling.

There, there, Homer. You'll find a job.

There, there, Mr. Burns. Blow, sir.

There. Ooh!

There's a danger in this town that is bigger than all the dips put together.

There's an open beer in the fridge.

There's an overturned melon truck on the interstate. Oh, it's a mess.

There's lots of rubber neck in gandmelon wrestling going on, so expect delays

There's no guy with peanuts, dear.

There's no time. We're late.

There's nobody here but you and me.

There's nothing between me and Princess Kashmir.

There's nothing necessarily wrong with hostile conflict.

There's nothing wrong with a father kissing his son. I think.

There's only one thing we can do: Take advantage of the old guy.

There's someone out there in Krustyland who has committed an atrocity.

There's something horrible roaming these woods.

There's something wrong with all of us.

Therefore, he is my model of manhood,

These mallet things are padded with foam rubber. What's the point?

These tests will have no effect on your grades.

These toys are just adorable

They all look so tasty,

They are now ready to announce their findings.

They are our daughters, our sisters,

They are our mothers.

They can love their wives ooh

They don't feed me. They make me sleep on the

They fight, they bite They bite and fight and bite

They find Captain Kook's treasure.

They go through eight separate stages.

They got us cornered, boy. We'll never get away. Give me the head.

They merely determine your future social status and financial success. If any.

They never let poor Rudolph

They took Bart Simpson to the graveyard

They were smart enough to catch me!

They'd work much better without the padding, Doc.

They're far too tapered for the ball you're using

They're in their own house worshipping a false idol

They're on TV!

They're people too! They're smarter than you think.

They're sadly mistaken.

Thinks he's some big stupid Homer. Oh, man

Thirteen bucks?

Thirteen bucks? Hey, wait a minute.

This aptitude test we administered this morning...

This bully friend of yours, is he a little on the chunky side?

This can be the miracle that saves the Simpsons' Christmas.

This could be the most remarkable comeback since Lazarus rose from the dead.

This dimwit is on easy street.

This evening I shall go for the...

This fight is over!

This guy's got the cleanest shirt I've ever seen. What should I

This here's Kearny, and I'm Jimbo.

This is a family nuclear powerplant, Simpson.

This is a trap. It's gonna catch us our dinner. Come on, boy.

This is Brittany and today's her birthday?

This is Ethan Foley.

This is how it happened, man.

This is it for you, you know? It's this or a wagon

This is KBBL, K Babble, all talk, 24 hours a day.

This is not the way to get healthy!

This is the Bart Simpson you're always talking about?

This is the closest I've got.

This is what is known as aversion therapy.

This is where we're going, right?

This is yours. You're not gonna hand it to someone else?

This isn't gambling, Marge.

This may have led to one of television's best loved bloopers

This morning I woke up with this one.

This much I believe we can agree upon:

This new Krusty devoted a small portion of every show...

This one.

This place could blow sky high. Nah. I'll concentrate on my work now.

This rusty old horn

This specimen is either a below average human being...

This thing may or may not be human.

This time I'll just go into the bushes over there,

This way to the scene of the crime, men! I got her tied up in the den.

This whole horrible tragedy could have been avoided.

This young sapling ought to do the trick.

This'll be the best Christmas yet.

Those Simpsons, what a bunch of savages!

Three cheers for Brainy!

Three jumbo chery squisheys,

Three seconds, folks. A new record.

Through here, boy. Back to civilization.

Thus concludes our Mexican odyssey.

Time enough to start over with a new man.

Time to brush your teeth, wash your face...

Tirana to Springfield, is now arriving.

To a sleazy dog track on Christmas Eve.

To all the boys, to all the men, to all of us.

To anyone who brings in the creature alive.

To bring you this special news bulletin.

To celebrate your first day of genius school,

To cut off the head, and really cheese everybody off?

To find out that you're more than just a belly.

To find this food for his children.

To gather up all merchandise that bears the likeness of Krusty,

To have a real swinging cat with us tonight.

To have Springfield's number one swinger here with us to

To meet this exotic belly person.

To pursue your own intellectual development on an independent basis?

To save this family, we're going to have to make the supreme sacrifice.

To stamping out illiteracy in today's anything for a thrill youth.

To the most beautiful moment in life.

To the Springfield State Prison.

To the strange and exciting world of nuclear power.

To upscale young singles like me.

To your adopted parents.

To your right, if you look through this window,

To yummy cotton candy machines.

Today is Sunday, the Lord's day,

Today's fire raced through downtown Springfield,

Today's show promises to be a marvelous celebration of the human spirit.

Tonight, the second he comes through that front door,

Tonight, we're not going to shovel food in our mouths while we stare at the TV.

Too bad.

Too exciting.

Too sad to play dodge ball?

Too salty.

Toreador, oh, don't spit on the floor

Turkey farm, skunks, slaughterhouse? No, no, no.

Turn around.

Turn them in, and Krusty will send you...

Twenty one inch screen, realistic flesh tones...

Twenty two points, plus triple word score...

Twice the fare from Tucson to Flagstaff...

Two hundred and thirty nine pounds! Oh, I'm a blimp.

Two hundred and thirty nine pounds?

Two points. Your turn, dear.

Ugh!

Ugh. May I please be excused for a minute?

Uh A pony?

Uh oh. A cold wind.

Uh oh. He's right.

Uh oh. Kwyjibo on the loose.

Uh oh. Well, how 'bout a dip in the pool?

Uh oh. Whoops.

Uh uh. I know what those movies are like.

Uh, about 23 minutes and 5 seconds.

Uh, ah! That way, everything you do will be nice and legal.

Uh, Bart Simpson, sit down!

Uh, Bart, would you wager your cupcake against my

Uh, but April's over at Foxy Boxing tonight.

Uh, distinguished colleagues,

Uh, give me some quarters. I'm doing my laundry.

Uh, guess you don't want to overheat the old noggin, eh?

Uh, hello, bears!

Uh, hello, there, uh uh

Uh, huh?

Uh, I'd like some flowers.

Uh, is I.P.Freely here?

Uh, it won't happen again.

Uh, Jacques Strap?

Uh, ladies and gentlemen,

Uh, medley of holiday "flavorites."

Uh, Mr. Burns, in spite of what everybody thinks,

Uh, no. I don't mind.

Uh, not really.

Uh, Rudolph get your nose over here

Uh, sorry, little dudes.

Uh, sure, okay.

Uh, try Mud City.

Uh, well, a vey thoughtful gift.

Uh, well, I wouldn't say I aided her. This is on, right?

Uh, yeah. Top of the world, Ma.

Uh... maybe. Hold on a second.

Um, come on. Have a donut.

Um, Dasher.

Um, look, Dad. I got something to tell you.

Um, ma'am, what if you're a really good person,

Unable to fend for themselves, the baby bald eaglets...

Unadulterated pap.

Undefeated, from the world of video boxing.

Undercover? Bart, I'm intrigued. Go on.

Unemployed? Out of work? Sober?

Unfortunately, son, we Simpsons...

Ungrateful swine!

Unless my fingers clacking on the keys is too loud for you.

Unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do.

Unlike most of you, I am not a nut.

Until then, they can watch a tape from our video library.

Used to laugh and call him names

Usually, I use their grades as a tiebreaker,

Val halla." Lisa?

Valhalla is where Vikings go when they die.

Very good, Ian.

Very good. Now do it a million times.

Very nice. Very nice. I once ruptured myself doin' that.

W W We were only followin' orders!

W Why not? I think after all these years I deserve an explanation.

Wait a minute

Wait a minute, Doc, your TV commercial said,

Wait a minute, Skinner.

Wait a minute! You did it!

Wait a minute. Bart, you know that guy on your lunch box?

Wait a minute. How old are you?

Wait a minute. I can't get my Get out of the way, stupid!

Wait a minute. Krusty can't read.

Wait a minute. Let me count and make sure. Not even close.

Wait a minute. Listen to me, ya lousy bum.

Wait a minute. Listen, you little yellow bellied rat jackass.

Wait a minute. Stop the music.

Wait till Flanders gets a load of this.

Wait till I show the guys at work this little doozy.

Wait, Margie. Before you go out that door, let's put our happy face on,

Wait! I think I hear something

Wait! Wait! Folks, if I could

Wait. What about a baby sitter?

Wanna watch The Happy Little Elves again?

War is neither glamorous nor fun.

Warm. No, cold.

Warmest regards

Was brutally decapitated last night...

Was it a man or was it, in fact,

Was most impressed with the creature's uncivilized look,

Was reading the Springfield Review of Books.

Was the most important thing in the world.

Wasn't that a great Itchy and Scratchy cartoon, kids?

Wasn't that wonderful?

Watch me hit him right between the eyes.

Watch out, Springfield. Here I come.

Watched them pass me over for promotions time and again.

Way to go, Dad.

We all know the tragic story of the young man who stuck his arm out the window...

We all know this is small potatoes

We are happy We are merry

We are happy We are merry

We are not all vibrant, fun loving sex maniacs.

We are rubber you are glue

We are rubber you are glue

We can't fail!

We caught her! We caught the Baby sitter Bandit! She's tied up at our house.

We come from Springfield and we sell swampland

We could look this "id" thing up in the dictionary.

We don't want your mother to see you crying.

We estimate the damage at $75, and frankly...

We find the defendant, Krusty the Clown...

We give you food, we give you shelter,

We got a lot of what it takes to get along

We got a rhyming dictionary

We got a rhyming dictionary

We got him! We got Bigfoot!

We gotta do something, man.

We gotta get on with our lives.

We gotta take him alive. You got that tranquilizer gun ready?

We have already begun.

We have some beautiful long stem roses.

We have transcended incorrigible.

We interrupt "Mamboin the Morning"...

We invite you to call our therapist of the airwaves, Dr. Marvin Monroe.

We know who you are, Miss Botz.

We might end up making it less special.

We now go to Police Chief Wiggum at City Hall.

We now return you to the president's address already in progress.

We really mean this.

We think it's terribly unfair that other taxpayers should foot the bill.

We think Maggie may say her first word any day now.

We used it last week as a prop in a film we made about illiteracy.

We wanna take you someplace fun The Singing Sirloin.

We were fighting over which one of us loves you more.

We were saying we'd love to meet the guy who cut off the head of that statue.

We were worried about you. Nothing personal. I just fear the unfamiliar.

We would like to welcome our new member, Bart Simpson.

We'd kill ourselves!

We'll adjourn to our second floor room at the Offramp Inn.

We'll be back with more tips on how to win the lottery right after this.

We'll be on our

We'll find out tomorrow when his trial begins.

We'll give you one minute to surrender.

We'll make this little piece of food the ball.

We're We're just concerned.

We're a nice, normal family.

We're coming in after you.

We're going to eat at the dining room table like a normal family.

We're gonna get a new TV.

We're gonna make you sing, Bart Simpson.

We're gonna try one more place, the Sapphire Lounge.

We're happy tonight

We're in the money, we're in the money

We're in the woods.

We're just browsing. Thank you.

We're not licked yet.

We're really scared.

We're ruined. Christmas is canceled.

We're so sorry. We're so sorry!

We've always blamed ourselves,

We've become a fully functioning family unit.

We've got to do better as a family.

We've seen the Crappy Little Elves about 14 billion times.

Welcome aboard, Simpson.

Welcome back, Dad.

Welcome to stage three, fear.

Welcome to your new home.

Well

Well, a "do dee do dee do" to you too, pint size.

Well, all right. Go ahead.

Well, all right. When do we start?

Well, at any rate, it is my reluctant decision

Well, Bart seems very enthusiastic about the idea.

Well, Bart, I hope you're going straight to the principal about this.

Well, come on, you two. Don't forget about the film festival.

Well, everything. Your dip sign, for instance.

Well, from now on, exercise every morning, Homer.

Well, General George S. Patton was a little nuts.

Well, going to France sounds like a fantastic opportunity,

Well, good night, everybody. Peace, man.

Well, Grandpa Simpson then.

Well, ha, ha. Now we get a chance to be real pioneers.

Well, happy birthday, Brittany!

Well, he sure makes life a lot easier around here. You have to admit that.

Well, here comes some real heat.

Well, here we are.

Well, Homer and I are looking forward to your visit too.

Well, Homer and I had a lovely dining experience at Chez Pierre.

Well, I Uh

Well, I bet it's nothing a little turpentine won't take off. Come on, son.

Well, I can't help you, kid. I'm just a terrific horn player with tons of soul.

Well, I could pretend I'm a regular dumb kid.

Well, I guess for the next few months, yes, I will be your mother.

Well, I guess I can't help you, but I know someone who can.

Well, I guess that would be a paradox too.

Well, I guess we don't have to do that.

Well, I suppose pork chops are his favorite.

Well, I think you should take Bart...

Well, I was wondering

Well, I wine them, I...

Well, I wish you wouldn't..

Well, I'd have to say...

Well, I'd rather they say " Death From Above," but I guess we're stuck.

Well, I'm not much of a drinker.

Well, I'm saving it for a special occasion.

Well, I've been thinking too.

Well, if that's gonna be your attitude, I'm not gonna untie you.

Well, if the crime is making me laugh, they're all guilty!

Well, if you don't want it, I know someone who does.

Well, it doesn't matter how you feel inside, you know.

Well, it doesn't take a Bart Simpson to figure out that something's wrong.

Well, it seems the smartest child in the class...

Well, it's a greatness that others can't see, but it's there

Well, it's a quick job, but it's shelter.

Well, it's no secret our city is under siege..

Well, it's really pretty top secret, ma'am.

Well, kids, that's our show for today.

Well, let's see what's behind door number two.

Well, live and learn.

Well, looky here.

Well, Maggie, it's just you and me again.

Well, maybe I am a little responsible.

Well, maybe not. Maybe he's just taking his boulder for a walk.

Well, maybe, but get this.

Well, not our nephews.

Well, now that that's settled, I'll just clear the dishes.

Well, of course I know. Sure

Well, okay, I will, if you admit you love Bart

Well, okay, let's go. Who's Tiny Tim?

Well, okay.

Well, okay.

Well, okay.

Well, okay. I just wanted to make sure we weren't deluding ourselves

Well, sir, we Well, sir, we've been on the trail...

Well, thank you very much, Mrs. Maharishi Gandhi.

Well, that's my story

Well, the important thing is that I regain the trust of the children.

Well, the ranger at the gate said we should watch out for bears

Well, then come down for breakfast.

Well, then why aren't you eating your sandwich?

Well, then, we're just going to have to dig deep.

Well, tonight is a very special night.

Well, toss it in the pile over there.

Well, we have no witnesses, no suspects, and no leads.

Well, we... made...

Well, we've got another one coming right up.

Well, what do you think?

Well, when you choose one that's floating upside down,

Well, which ones are yours and which ones are mine?

Well, you know, Bart. As much as I love Krusty,

Well, you see, boy, it never hurts to grease the wheels a little.

Well, you're in luck, Bart! Here comes my right!

Well?

Well... you're damned if you do...

Went.

Wha

Whaa!

What a lovely way to say how much you love me

What a name! Santa's Little Helper!

What about a robot with a human brain?

What about my cat, Snowball?

What am I gonna do? I've murdered us all!

What are you doing? Get out of here!

What are you doing? Show a little respect, you insolent little thugs.

What are you looking at, Bart?

What are you reading there? Comic books?

What are you saying, honey?

What are you saying, honey?

What can I say? I've got a weakness for the classics.

What cosmic force brought us together, Marge?

What did I get? I love birthdays.

What did you do this time, you little hoodlum? Oops, get outta the way!

What did you two learn in Sunday school today?

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.

What do you charge for lessons?

What do you mean? All the time? Even when they're nuts?

What do you say we go out for a round off rosty chocolate milkshakes?

What do you think of the new kid?

What else do we have to do? Let's check the list your mom left us.

What have I done?

What have those little hellions done now?

What in blue blazes do you think you're doing, Simpson?

What is the meaning of this?

What on earth are you talking about, Homer?

What the

What the D oh!

What the hell are you talking about? There's gallons of it!

What was that last thing you said? Ah.

What will I tell the boss?

What would you do if I went off the air?

What you hope to achieve, what you'll require to do it.

What?

What?

What? And violate the code of the schoolyard? I'd rather Bart died.

What? But But yesterday, didn't you say it would be cool...

What? But you don't know how to bowl. Oops.

What? Oh, yeah, you were great

What? Oh!

What? That scrawny little bag of bones?

What? Those cute little monkeys?

What? Why? Oh, yeah

What's a matter, Homer? Bloodiest fight of the year.

What's going on out there?

What's that word where you encourage something to grow?

What's that, Sideshow Bob?

What's the matter, Homer? Hottest ladies' night in months...

What's the matter, Homer? Somebody leave a lump of coal in your stocking?

What's the matter, sir?

What's the password?

What's the problem? Did you fall in? Lisa!

What's this? A personal stereo.

What's with the crazy getup, Barn?

What's your name, Bart... ner? Uh, little partner?

Whatever it is, we're making out like bandits.

Whee! This is fun!

When a young man with a 216 IQ can't make a simple experiment work...

When entertainment was bland and inoffensive.

When he leaves the Quick E Mart, we start the saturation bombing.

When I get a hold of you, I am gonna gut you like a fish and drink your blood.

When I get a hold of you, you're dead.

When I give the word, everyone, ever so slowly,

When I looked over this way and said to myself,

When most people think of nuclear energy,

When someone hurts you emotionally, you will hurt them physically.

When the brutal, slow motion killing starts, I'll tell you to shut your eyes.

When we left off, Calvin and Tanya were arguing...

When we were dating, he was sweeter...

When will I learn?

When your son flushed an explosive device down the boys' lavatory.

Where 5% of the people control 95% of the wealth?

Where am I, the planet Cornball?

Where his show had been condemned by parents and educators alike...

Where you do as much or as little of the assignments as you feel you need to.

Where's he going?

Where's my spy camera? Where's my spy camera?

Where's your sense of humor, man?

Where's your sense of humor?

Whew!

Whew. Full moon.

Which I'm only mentioning as news. I'm not putting you down.

While the bandit roamed through the house at will,

Whirlwind by a countrymile, second, ChewMyShoe, followed by Dog O'War.

Whirlwind! Let's go, Daria.

Who are those people?

Who can knock out and hogtie a perfect stranger, you must be doing something right.

Who can resist a man who knows how to mambo.

Who do you love?

Who iced a bear with his bare hands.

Who remember the good old days...

Who roller skate and smoke cigars?

Who roller skate and smoke cigars?

Who stole my keys? Come on. I'm late for work.

Who wants a day off from work when I'm never gonna see my beloved son again?

Who'd have guessed they were inspired by an insane criminal genius?

Who's been terrorizing the neighborhood

Who's the sexy lady, Bart?

Whoa, easy! Don't drop me.

Whoa, look at this place. What a dump!

Whoa, man. Look at the size of this thing.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! Hmm. Thank you, Bart.

Whoa! Strike two! Two and two.

Whoa! Yeah, strike three! You're outta there!

Whoa. People, people. Don't applaud. Let's get to work.

Whoever did this is in very deep trouble.

Whoo!

Whoo. Thanks, guys.

Whoopee, whoo!

Whoops

Whoops. Time for a fill up.

Whose parents no longer love and cherish each other.

Why are all the good things so tasty?

Why can't we have a meeting when you're watching TV?

Why couldn't You have taken me?

Why did the clown cross the road? To rob a Kwik E Mart.

Why did this one befall me?

Why don't we dump them in the nursery and get a glass of punch?

Why don't we step into the credit office, Zeus?

Why don't you call right now?

Why don't you climb up on Daddy's knee and tell him all about it.

Why don't you eat something a little more nutritious?

Why don't you go build a rocket ship, brainiac?

Why don't you unwind a bit?

Why scrimp now on the off chance that they'll actually get in some place?

Why should I feel like a traffic cop every Sunday morning?

Why this sheep has strayed from my own flock. His name's

Why was I cursed with this weakness for snack treats?

Why, I bet there are people who would trade everything they have in the world for this.

Why, she's growing like a weed.

Why, that's my husband!

Why, you picked a perfect time to start.

Will begin in five minutes on the north lawn.

Will give us an update on our graffiti problem.

Will my dog Pepper be there?

Will you plead insanity?

Will you stop bothering them?

Will you swear not to let another living soul get a copy of this photo?

Wise guy.

With a big, fat raise!

With a record of zero wins and 48 defeats

With a scene from Charles, uh, Dickens' A Christmas Carol.

With all our hearts!

With dozens of endorsements, including his own line of pork products.

With extra tentacles, please.

With hitting someone when his back is turned.

With our Emmy Award winning anchorman Kent Brockman,

With real thoughts and real feelings.

With the boys in security, but sure, you bet.

With the courage to stand up and admit he's made a mistake.

With the head of our beloved town founder.

With the tips you've given me, I'm gonna pound the tar out of...

Without increasing the cost to the consumer...

Without law and order, man has no freedom.

Wolodarsky takes it at the five. And oh, my. He fumbles!

Won't you please pick up that spare?

Work it out and you'll, you'll drive home in this!

Work, brains and hmm

Would a motel be okay?

Would be fun for the whole family.

Would it make any difference at all if I never existed?

Would you look at this thing? Man built this. It's a vehicle.

Would you pay $150 for this lovely Motorola?

Would've got an "A" but I was sick

Would've got an "A" but I was sick

Wow, 500 smackers.

Wow, a quarter past 6:00.

Wow, cool, man!

Wow, man.

Wow! Can I do that?

Wow! Look at these bowling balls, Maggie.

Wow! Ninety nine times thirteen equals... Merry Christmas!

Wow. Sounds good to me. Okay, I'll sign.

Write them love poetry, sir.

Y'ello.

Yea!

Yea!

Yeah I could love a Chinese girl

Yeah, Bart Simpson, we're gonna make you sing.

Yeah, Bart. You're supposed to be developing verbal abilities...

Yeah, but I don't feel any better.

Yeah, but it's got antifreeze in there.

Yeah, Homer!

Yeah, I guess those are kind of funny.

Yeah, I suppose so. Good night, Mom.

Yeah, it's a crummy system, but what are you gonna do?

Yeah, Mom. Hurry up.

Yeah, right, Lisa

Yeah, right. Uh, Bart, vacuum this floor.

Yeah, that was just cloud talk, man.

Yeah, we wish he were here right now.

Yeah, we'd break every bone in his stupid little body.

Yeah, well, I'm running a little short on courage right now

Yeah, well, you know, kinda, um...

Yeah, why? You little

Yeah, you did. You told me when something's bothering you...

Yeah, you're right.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah! Last one in's the rotten rod!

Yeah! They're cool, and they last the rest of your life.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Among other things, apes can't get into heaven.

Yeah. Good luck, man.

Yeah. Hey, Mom.

Yeah. I mean, throwing rocks is one thing,

Yeah. If you want one, you'll have to pay for it out of your allowance.

Yeah. It's way past 1500 hours.

Yeah. Moe's Tavern. Moe speaking.

Yeah. Right.

Yeah. We'll take our business elsewhere.

Yes we do. That would be the Ultimate Behemoth.

Yes, I admit it. I hated him!

Yes, I am a very good teacher, and I can teach you everything.

Yes, I do. Because I'm hungry,

Yes, Mrs. Simpson, we can remove your son's tattoo.

Yes, not very bright at all.

Yes, sir, I will.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir. This is a real adventure.

Yes, we will never forget that, will we?

Yes, well, that concludes this portion of our treatment.

Yes, yes. I know the procedure for armed robbery.

Yes?

Yes. In my office after school.

Yes. Sometimes I think I am getting too old for this game.

Yesterday was a real eye opener.

Yi! Oh! Yeow!

Yi! Oh! Yeow!

Yikes! Uh uh uh!

You always say we should talk.

You are darn lucky we got here in time to rescue you.

You are not the hot love object you deserve to be,

You are not the hot love object you deserve to be.

You are still mad. Don't need to say it.

You better get this out of your system right now!

You bought that bowling ball for you, not for me.

You can emerge now from my chips.

You can march them off a cliff,

You can push them out of a plane,

You can send 'em off to die on some godforsaken rock,

You can tell your son it has its own satellite.

You can't get anything for 13 bucks.

You can't get enough... of that wonderful Duff.

You can't stay in there forever!

You can't talk that way about my kids! Or at least two of them.

You can't wear street shoes on the lanes.

You certainly have done awfully well for yourself, Spanky.

You could eat off of it. You hungry?

You couldn't afford this thing if you lived to be a million.

You did it, Dad.

You didn't expect that, did you? And neither will he.

You don't get completely what you would at breakfast, but you get a good meal.

You don't mean you're going to take on your old bosses.

You don't need an introduction. You're the worst kid in school.

You don't wanna get this sucker near your eye or your groin.

You ever known a siren to be good?

You forgot the special lunches I made.

You get a feel for these things.

You girls just stay here and relax.

You go to sleep there.

You got crummy little kids that nobody can control.

You got it in my size, and it has my name on it

You got yourself a deal, Fido.

You gotta be kiddin'. The lek.

You gotta be kidding me.

You gotta sign my report card, Dad.

You gotta wear bowling shoes. What size, please?

You grab the g**** between your thumb and forefinger...

You guys can watch the rest of your favorite videocassette.

You have 20 minutes, class.

You have a lovely friend there.

You have come to depend on me as your safety watchdog...

You have reached America's Most Armed and Dangerous.

You have the ability to shock them, and they have the ability to shock

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say

You have to learn that there's a little Homer Simpson in all of us,

You hear that, Marge? My boy speaks French.

You just clack as loud as you want, Lis.

You just got a gift, I guess. I've always thought so.

You just tell them Santa's vey busy this time of year,

You kissed me.

You know the tradition, son. Not till the eighth race.

You know, Bart, when I was your age,

You know, Bart, when I was your age,

You know, Bart, you don't have to found a town to be a hero.

You know, Bart.

You know, Homer, you've always been such a good provider, but when we got married,

You know, I defy anyone to tell the difference...

You know, in Albania, the unit of currency is called The lek

You know, it's such a beautiful morning,

You know, just to check on the kids?

You know, like, " My stomach hurts."

You know, Marge, getting old is a terrible thing.

You know, Marge, this is just like when we were dating.

You know, Marge, this is the way I've always wanted it to be.

You know, Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me.

You know, my mom sounded a little down the other day.

You know, see what makes them tick.

You know, sentences spelled the same backwards and forwards.

You know, this apartment complex caters...

You know, to study them and all the stuff they do with each other.

You know, when you look up at clouds in the sky,

You know, you play pretty well for someone with no real problems.

You leave Maurice alone. The floor is good enough for you.

You little

You little punk!

You little shutterbug.

You little sneaks, you're coming with me.

You look familiar, sir. Are you on the television or something?

You look like a man able to make a decision. See that man over there?

You look very intelligent, dear.

You may find his accent peculiar.

You may find life here at the chateau hard,

You may outsmart someone.

You mean I should fight dirty, Dad?

You mean, like we just did?

You mean, you're willing to give up a good job and a raise...

You might say you caught him red handed.

You misspelled "confession."

You must be Bart Simpson.

You must really love us to sink so low.

You need something lighter. More delicate.

You owe your son better than that, Homer.

You really thought I forgot, didn't you?

You remember me, don't you? I'm Helen Lovejoy,

You sat around the house all day, but now it's Dufftime.

You see, when a child with Bart's intellect...

You seem to have a way with women, a certain

You sure have taken a shine to little Adil.

You taught Bart a very bad lesson.

You there. No chewing gum on school grounds. In the trashcan with it.

You there. Tuck in your shirt. Watch it. I saw that.

You think I'm dumb enough to fall for that? I'm insulted.

You think so, huh? Well, there's only one way to find out. Follow me.

You think you can still do that kind of work?

You throw a glob of mud in his eyes!

You were always my special little guy.

You were? Aw, well, go ahead.

You will be, but it's going to require somewhat more unorthodox methods.

You will not be getting a tattoo for Christmas.

You will write us, won't you?

You with the hair, down in front.

You write up your proposal while I talk to Principal Skinner.

You, up in the tree. The tall gray haired kid.

You'd better think long and hard before tying something like this on Homer Simpson again!

You'll be surprised how far a little understanding will go.

You'll go down in history

You'll have to put Maggie to bed now, but Bart and Lisa can stay up for another hour.

You'll just get a lot of bad ideas.

You'll love it. It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch,

You'll never get one now, Mr. Name caller.

You'll see where our water rejoins the rest of nature's biosphere.

You're a man of your convict You just wanted to ask that and blurted it out, didn't ya?

You're a policeman, aren't you?

You're a very good teacher.

You're alive! And buck naked.

You're crazy if you think you're gonna get away with this

You're damaging the equipment.

You're doomed, Sideshow Bob

You're going back?

You're gonna be suckin' all your meals through straws if you don't shut your traps.

You're here to see me, right?

You're in stage two, denial.

You're my big cuddly teddy bear.

You're no more of a pig than I am.

You're not a blimp, Homer.

You're not going anywhere until you tell me what a "kwyjibo" is.

You're not really talking to me. You're just my overactive imagination.

You're really going to strike out tonight!

You're right, Martin. Bart?

You're right, Moe.

You're right, Mom. I'd just like to use this occasion to announce my retirement,

You're right! I'm young, I'm able bodied and I'll take anything!

You're right. I gotta get where the action is.

You're right. There

You're right. You made me bleed my own blood!

You're sending us to a doctor who advertises on pro wrestling?

You're sitting there like a thirsty bump on a log.

You're smarter than me.

You're so wonderful that you thought it was something offensive.

You're stifling my creativity, Dad.

You've been sitting there, sucking on a beer all day long.

You've caused plenty of industrial accidents, and you've always bounced back.

You've got to tell him you're fed up, and if he doesn't start loving, you will be leaving.

You've gotta come with me. The boss is going to make a toast.

You've gotta tell Principal Skinner, Bart.

You've helped me out with things...

You've knocked over eight.

Your boy idolizes you.

Your family must feel free to express itself.

Your father is right. We should not fight. Friends?

Your father is taking me out for dinner and dancing.

Your father says there's nothing to worry about.

Your father. He's having a boys' night out.

Your father's gone too!

Your father's trick back would still be aligned.

Your fingers are so slender, so feminine

Your first duty will be to step out on the balcony...

Your generous nature, your spirit of giving.

Your husband sees you as nothing

Your husband sees you as nothing, as nothing.

Your laughter is like music to me.

Your mother always gets to be alone with you, and now it's my turn

Your mother bought us tickets to a snooty movie...

Your mother hasn't opened my present yet.

Your nerves? I won't have cowards in my army.

1 800 U SNITCH.No, U SQUEAL.

20,40,60,80,1.20,40,60,80,2. 20,40,60,80,3.

20,40,60,80,4. 20,40,60,80,500.

30 seconds, Simpson.

'Cause I'm so care free? No, because you're wearing a bib.

" Homer sends his love. Happy holidays. Marge!

" Practically"? It is stealing.

"Where's my spy camera?" Where's my spy camera? Where's my spy camera, lady?

"Yello."

13 double "A

912! Uh, no, you have it upside down. It's 216.

A beautiful human being. What do you like best about me?

a certain little smarty pants tonight.

A couple beers would be nice, though. Two bucks, boys.

A family man? Wife and three kids, sir.

A little? Come on, son.

A pretty girl can't look my way without Don't. Don't!

A satellite dish! Yes, indeedly doodly.

A tattoo? A what?

a very disturbing incident at school today. I'm outta here.

A what? Your son is a genius, Mr. Simpson.

Aaah! Aaah!

Aah! Put 'em up.

Adil? Mother?

Adil? The Sparrow!

After you. Thank you so much.

Ah, Homer Simpson, at last we meet. Same here.

Ah! Give me that. See?

Ahoy, this place bites. Bart.

Ain't you hungry, Homer? Starving.

Al? Yeah, Al. Last name, Coholic.

All it costs is $250. We don't have that kind of money.

All right, children. Count off. One, two, three.

All right, Dad! Way to go, Homer.

All right! Homer!

All right! The mall! Go get your money.

All the time, sir. Uh huh.

All the time. What do you know about France?

All you all right, Homer? I'm fine. I'm just thinking.

Amen! Let's eat.

And a short temper. I'll show you a big, dumb, balding ape!

and a warm fireplace. Thank you very much, ma'am.

And Connie Chung. And when he surprised you with the Connie Chung calendar?

And I get to take a plane there, wouldn't I, Mom? Yes, Bart.

and I've been really good this year. Oh, dear.

And my sisters. Doh!

And my turn ons include silk sheets... Uh huh.

and one double jumbo original flavor, sir. Okay.

And shot you out of a cannon. And shot me out of a cannon.

And snow domes. This is all very exciting,

And the kids. Fair enough.

and they're off!

And this is Cecile Shapiro. Hi, Bart.

and you are one of his helpers. Oh, I knew that one too!

and you're not even checking out the action. Oh, Moe.

Anybody home? Hi, Daddy.

Anybody home? Ooh, I've got to go, Homer.

Are we cured yet? Don't be ridiculous.

Are we ever gonna be there? How would I know?

Are we there yet, Dad? I'll tell you when. Go back to your smell game.

Are we there yet? No!

Are you boys through playing war? Yes, Mrs. Simpson.

Are you coming in, Homer? No, no.

Are you set? Yes.

Are you? No!

As in,"This game is stup id." Hey, shut up, boy.

Ask if there's a reward. Is there a reward?

At least you get the summer off. Mm hmm.

Aw, come on. I'll cheer you up. How?

Aw, Dad. We'll die together, like a father and son should.

Aw, Homer! Aw, Dad!

Ay, caramba! Now, whatever you do, don't squirm.

Ay, caramba. This is better than our house.

Aye. Approved. Meeting adjourned

Ba ba, ba ba, ba, ba ba, ba, ba ba Work that body, Homer.

Ba, ba, ba ba, ba ba ba ba, ba, ba You must be the baby sitter.

Bart, go to your room. I'm out of here.

Bart, look!

Bart, quit fooling around and eat your dinner. Yeah, eat it, Bart.

Bart, what happened? I had a little accident in chemistry today.

Bart! But this occasion is already so special.

Bart! Come on, family.

Bart! Do you think you're being nice enough to your sister, Bart?

Bart! Whoa! Are you talking to me?

Bart? This lunkhead? Impossible.

Bart. Bart! Says there lies a steel drivin' man

Be careful. Homer! Homer! Homer!

Behold! Oh, wow!

Besides, there's nothing to be afraid of. Right.

Better let me hold these, Lis. Forget it.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. What is this, a joke?

But But See ya next year.

But I can jam with you. Okay.

But I want to see what happens! You know what happens.

But Mom! Can't I stay a little longer? Come on.

But Mr. Largo, that's what my county's all about. What?

But where will I sleep? My suggestion...

But whether bear killed man Mom. Dad.

Bye! Yea!

Bye. Be good. We'll miss you.

Call me Jacques. Jacques.

Can I interest you in some authentic Nazi underpants? No!

Can I pick the song? No.

Can not. Can not. Can too. Can too.

Can we go too, Dad? Yeah, can we?

Can you be that honest? Yeah.

Can you blame him? No. No, I can't.

Cash? Mm hmm.

Champagne? Please.

Coffee and maple logs in the lobby. Wow. They listened to me.

Colder. Ice cold. Huh?

Come back here!

Come on, guys. Knock it off. Beat it, Simpson.

Come on, Santa's Little Helper! Come on, dog! Go, man, go!

Come on, Santa's Little Helper! Come on, dog! Go, man, go!

Come on, you stupid dog! Come on! Go, go!

commemorative coins. Ah

Cool, man. Of softer stuff

Cool! However, it is rather expensive,

Cover for me, Elfie. I didn't know it was you.

Cupcakes. Mmm!

D oh! D oh! D oh!

D oh! Don't have a cow, Dad.

Dad dances? Like an angel.

Dad!

Dad's feet? Bart!

Daddy! We're so glad to see you! Oh, Dad, you're finally home!

Dancer. Mm hmm.

Destiny? Yes.

Did he have any enemies? I don't know.

Did you check the den? The den! Great idea.

Did you have a good time, son? Yeah, thanks, Pop.

Do you think you can cover me just this once? No, sorry.

Does it have a deep fryer? It has four of them

Does not. Does not. Does not. Does too. Does too.

Does that sound good, Bart? Sign me up, Doc.

Doh! Oh, Homer.

Don't hurt us! Oh, we surrender.

Don't muss my hair! Ohh! Oh! Oh!

Don't use his real name! Leave Pedro?

Don't worry, Dad.

Don't you believe in me, son? Uh

Don't you wanna say hello?

Don't. No. Get out. Get out of here.

Donna Dixon? Sit down, Simpson.

Dr. Monroe, your other patients have fled the building. Stop!

Drink it! Oh!

Drink the drink that I have made Hey, brother, pour on the wine

Drink this. No, thanks.

Eat my shorts. Pardon?

Eddie. Evening, Moe.

Eee! Wow!

Enjoy your bath? No, not really.

Especially that big ape father. Doh!

even further this year.

Evey day for the last six months Where's my spy camera?

Excellent. Uh, afternoon, Mr. Burns.

Excuse me? Attention, fellow children!

Extremely sensual. The subtle gray tones recall the work of Helmut Newton.

Find any winners, son? Sory, Dad.

For one thing, there's no tree I was just on my way out to get one!

Foreperson, have you reached a verdict? Yes, we have, Your Honor.

Forgive me, sir. No problem, Bart.

Four fifty two. Don't worry, guys. It's on me

from dinosaurs that tormented our caveman ancestors to the Simpson, get to the point.

G G Good n n night, son.

Game's over. I'm outta here. Wait a minute, you little cheater.

Gee, this is the best Christmas ever. You bet.

Geez. No beer. No opera dogs. Shh!

Get him! Get him! Huh?

Get lost, Poindexter. Yeah, beat it, Professor.

Get out of the corner! They sent a note from school.

Get outta here. My turn." Kwyjibo."

Get this Simpson character up here right now. But Mr. Burns

Gimme that! Well, happy holidays, Simpson.

Give me! Give me! No! No!

Go, go, Santa's Little Helper! Run! Go, go, go!

Go! Come on, boy! Go! Come on, get that rabbit!

God bless him. So love at first sight is possible.

Good bye, Adil. Have a nice trip.

Good bye, Homer.

Good bye! Good bye, everybody!

Good idea. All right. I don't know.

Good one, Dad.

Good. Then here's some cupcakes. Oh, boy!

Got ya! Careful. Blow a gasket, lose your job.

Gotcha. And if you get the chance,

Gotcha. Told ya she liked mine better. Oh, brother!

Grandpa, I think this guy's a little nuts. Oh, yeah?

Ha, ha, ha! Oh

Hand over all your money in a paper bag. Oh, Krusty, how could you?

Happy, Dad? Yes.

He is? Yeah.

He looks so lifelike, man. Yes.

He says it's urgent. Send him in.

He's right, you know. Well, okay, sir.

He's sort of a hero of yours, isn't he? Are you kidding?

Hear him out, Marge. Well, perhaps I was being a tad glib. Let me explain.

Hello again. What have you done this time, boy?

Hello, Flanders. Oh, my! What a mess we've got here.

Hello. Hello, Marge. It's Patty.

Hello. I'd like to talk to Dr. Monroe. First name, age, problem?

Help Miss Botz with her suitcases. I can handle my own luggage.

Here we sit enjoying the shade Hey, brother, pour on the wine

Here? Yep, this is it.

Here. I'm sorry, everybody,

Here. Oh, man.

Here's five you haven't met. A tremendous right. That's gotta hurt.

Here's your birthday breakfast. Oh!

Hey, Bart, our dad says your dad is incompetent. What does incompetent mean?

Hey, boy. Hey, Homer.

Hey, doughnuts! Bart, there's one left, and it's mine.

Hey, eveybody, lookwhat we got!

Hey, hey, hey. I hear you, buddy.

Hey, hey, hey. I hear you, buddy.

Hey, hot dog! What?

Hey, Lenny. Hmm?

Hey, Mom. How 'bout some grub?

Hey, no abbreviations. Not I.D., Dad."Id." It's a word.

Hey, no pain, no gain. Will you be paying by cash or check?

Hey, Otto. Hey, Ottoman. Hey, Bart dude.

Hey, that kid's pretty good. Good? Are you kidding?

Hey, that's Homer Simpson. And his kid, Bart.

Hey, uh, nice smile. Thanks.

Hey, what's the big idea? That's my sister, man. So what?

Hey, you dropped your pork chop.

Hey! Look, everybody.

Hi, Grandpa! Bart, what brings you here?

Hi, man. I don't want your pity.

Hi, Sideshow Bob. Sideshow Bob, can we ask you a few

Hip hip hooray! Yay!

Hmm. May I ask you a bold question?

Hmm. Uh, I certainly do.

Hmm. Ooh! Time's up, Sparrow.

Holy Toledo, it's good! It's good! It's good! It's good!

Homer Simpson! Homer! Homer!

Homer Simpson! Sorry, partner.

Homer, this is our house. Aaah!

Homer, wake up, wake up. Huh? Oh, man.

Homer, you're going too. But I'm not a genius. Why should I suffer?

Homer!

Homer! A word with you in Santa's workshop.

Homer! I'm just saying why not have 2 geniuses in the family?

Homer! No, no, no! We stink. We stink.

Homer! Your paper thin commitment to your children...

Homer! just kidding.

Homer? Be right there.

Homer? Not now, Marge!

Homer? Oh, yeah. My Christmas bonus.

Homer? Sorry, I wasn't paying attention.

Homer. Marge.

Homer. What?

Honey, aren't you going to work today? Oh, I don't think so.

How come all the lights are on? I don't like the looks of this

How do you know? When you're an experienced woodsman like me,

How does he do it, Smithers? He's a love machine, sir.

How is it? Tangy.

How much do you love me? With all our hearts!

How much is it? Oh.

How was your trip? Fine.

How you doin', Fred? Sorry. Excuse me.

How's your mom? Still kind of ticked off.

Huh?

Huh? Maggie!

Huh? Oh. I love you, Marge. you tell me that all the time.

I am, Ma'am

I await your wrath. Aw!

I call it "Choices." I don't think so, sir.

I can try

I can't hear you! Three, four

I dare you to yank his beard off. Ah, touche.

I don't really know, sir. Simpson!

I don't think so. Marge, darling,

I don't understand its appeal. We don't expect you to, Mom.

I don't wanna trouble you. Not at all. I am a professional.

I feel so alive! you know,

I had a run in with a bully. A bully?

I have a confession to make. This should be good.

I hope Maggie and the boys are all right. Oh, I'm sure they're just fine.

I hope she likes the presents we got her. She'll like mine.

I hope you're smart enough to keep your mouth shut. He isn't

I knew it all along! Why, Bart? Why?

I like to play with you. Go get help, boy.

I like to play with you. Oh, Maggie. My poor back.

I love you, Dad. I love you, son.

I love you, Marjorie. Oh, Homer.

I love you, Smithers. The feeling is more than mutual, sir.

I pity you. Why?

I said, give me that puzzle. No.

I swear it, Bob. This is you and me.

I think he forgot, Mom. Mm hmm.

I thought I was your friend too. Well, okay.

I want you to smile today. But I don't feel like smiling.

I will clear the dishes. Oh. Okay.

I'd do anything. I'll say, Dad.

I'll get you after school, man. But

I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you? I'm jolly Old St Nick.

I'm here out of spite. Can't bowl without a lane.

I'm not afraid! Run, you fool!

I'm not. I'm not. Am not! I stand corrected.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Marge!

I've heard them say so often

If she's convicted, we get T shirts! Yeah!

if you give them half Look! There it is

if you give them half Look! There it is

in sector 7 G. Simpson, huh?

in this stupid place! Sorry, Mom.

Is it cable ready? Ready as she'll ever be.

Is Jacques there? Who?

Is not. Is too! Watch. I'll prove it.

Is not. Is not. Is too. Is too.

Is this going to be on TV? Coast to coast.

is this the man? Yeah! wait a minute.

Is Thursday okay? It's okay, indeed.

Isn't Bart sweet, Homer?

It better not, you dimwit! Krusty,

It is for you. Oh, Jacques, it fits.

It is? Uh huh

It is? Yes. Something to share our love...

It's a classic pincers movement. It can't fail against a ten year old. Heh heh!

It's a deal. And remember not to act afraid.

It's a lead pipe cinch. Here's the kick off.

It's a sign! It's an omen! It's a coincidence, Dad.

It's good to see you. Same here.

It's just a statue. The statue of the trail blazing founder of our town.

It's too long! 23:05?

Join in any reindeergames Like strippoker!

Just a little further. Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

Just a little further. Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

Kid's right. How do you figure we missed that?

Kids, wanna go Christmas shopping? I do!

Kill Homer! Let's kill this guy!

Krusty the Clown, how do you plead? I plead guilty, Your Honor.

Krusty! How much do you love me?

Krusty! Oh, no!

less Santa training... Santa training?

Let me in, you idiot! Yeah, right you are.

Let's go, Homer. But you don't understand, Marge.

Let's kill them! Bring 'em out!

Like Shnozzola! Lisa!

Listen, can you teach me to fight like you do? I don't think so.

Look at him wolfdown that gristle. Mm hmm.

Look out, Bart. Here comes Skinner. Yikes!

Look, Janey. Cupcakes. Ah, give me that!

Look, Marge, honey, baby, doll, I Homer,

Lord, Lord, oh, there lies a Okay, Bart. Enough!

Lord, no. Well, then, what can we do to make you happy?

Lunchtime! Aah!

Marge is right. You are a pig. You can ask anyone in this bar. What?

Marge, are you all right? No! I'm very upset.

Marge, go get the kids' college fund. Hey!

Marge, I need you! Hey, Homie, did you try the punch?

Marge, knock it off. Well, I'm sorry.

Marge, please. Who's this?

Marge? What, Homer?

Marge. I'll just use my ball.

May I be excused? Lisa!

May I get out of your sight now? Just a second, Simpson.

Maybe we can watch some real TV. We're gonna watch the tape.

Maybe. Can you believe this, Homer? Homer?

Maybe. It's because of your irreverent attitude...

Me first! No, me. Me. Me. No, me. No, me. Me. Me.

Me too. Yeah, come on.

Me, me, me, me, me! No, me!

Mimosa? I'm a married women. Don't call me that.

Mm hmm. But he looks so sweet.

Mm hmm. Mm hmm.

Mm hmm. Uh huh.

Mmm, what the hey. I'll take the job. Excellent.

Mmmwha! Gotta go. Ba, ba

Moe's Tavern. Hello. Is Al there?

Moe's Tavern. Is Oliver there?

Mom, I'm scared. We all are, dear.

Mom! Mom! Wake up! We've been robbed!

More champagne? Mmm.

Mr. Burns, are you ready? Yes.

Mr. Sampson, can I give you a bit of advice? Sure.

Mr. Skinner, Dr. Pyor is here to see you.

My back. I like to play with you.

My birthday? It's my birthday? No!

My boss will freak out. Oh, no.

My compliments to the delivery boy. We've eaten and eaten well.

My pet peeve is rude people. Uh huh.

Nelson's at the arcade, General. Battle stations.

Never. No. No.

Nice and cozy, Adil? Yes. Thank you, Father.

Nice try, Dad.

No belching. The dad has his shirt on.

No rush, Dad. Take the scenic route. Gotcha.

No way, Jose. Marge, they're only space mutants.

No way, man. But Son, if you don't come out...

No, Homer, it's mine. You don't even know your own wife's birthday?

No, I don't. Yes, you do!

No, I said Sampson, not Simpson. Thank God!

No, I'm not. Yes, you are.

No, I'm not. Yes, you are.

No, no, triple. Thank you.

No, no! Which one is the robber? Oh, definitely number...

No, why? I'll never forgive you for making me say this.

No! My supervisor. Didn't he used to be your assistant?

No. Good.

No. Why? To fight Nelson the bully.

None. You'll need more.

Not me. you know, I used to think you were some brainiac,

Not me. I had to miss little league for this. Quiet, Tom.

Now hold it right there, you little Mother? Spanky?

Now hurry up. It's time for class. But

Now move it! Now here's the kickoff. Wolodarsky takes it.

Now throw. Throw, damn you. But

Now we can go home and act normal. What do you mean?

Now you want it or not? All right, all right. I'll take it!

Now, Doctor, that's not true. Ogre is such a strong word.

Now, just a darn Aah!

Now, you listen to me Trouble, Simpson?

Nurturing. Nurturing your brilliant brain...

Of course not. Then what am I?

off the kid, man. Off him! Kill Bart!

off the kid, man. Off him! Kill Bart!

Officials said the

Oh, and one more thing.

Oh, Bart, my baby boy. Welcome home. Hey, where's the big guy?

Oh, Bart. Come on, Lisa.

Oh, Bart. What?

Oh, bears! Mm hmm.

Oh, come on. I'll tell you what. I'll do it if you bark like a dog.

Oh, Dad. Huh?

Oh, dear. Mr. and Mrs. Simpson,

Oh, he does not. Yes, he does, Homer.

Oh, he'll sober up. Yeah. Come staggering home.

Oh, hi, girls. Hi, Daddy.

Oh, Homer, I am so proud of you. Proud? Proud of what?

Oh, Homer. Oh, come on, Marge.

Oh, Homer. So, the truth comes out.

Oh, I am, am I? Shut up.

Oh, it's you. Oh.

Oh, Lord It's a beautiful Sunday.

Oh, man. Let the record show that the witness... eventually...

Oh, me too. Me three. What are we talking about?

Oh, Mom. Well, you do. Don't you?

Oh, no! Oh, brother.

Oh, no! Oh, brother.

Oh, no! See? You're a pig.

Oh, no! Another touchdown!

Oh, oh, oh! Me! Bart?

Oh, right. What did you get her, Dad? What did you get?

Oh, sorry. We forgot how much you love Jebediah Springfield.

Oh, sorry. We forgot how much you love Jebediah Springfield.

Oh, thank God for the big jar.

Oh, thanks, little lady. You're welcome.

Oh, that's very funny. Feels good.

Oh, water. That a way, man.

Oh, well, okay. But can we make it quick? Nice to meet you, ma'am.

Oh, yeah, easy. you do love her, don't you?

Oh, yeah, right. Silence!

Oh, yeah! All right!

Oh, you bet. Mm hmm.

Oh, you shut up. No, you shut up! No, you shut up!

Oh! I got you. Ooh.

Oh! Oh, neato!

Oh. Be that as it may, it's the only seat left,

Oh. Don't worry. We're still friends.

Oh. That's still amazingly high.

Oh. Okay. Well, thank you. No, no, no, don't hang up

Ohh! Bart

Ohh! Come on, Dad. Let's go home.

Okay, Dad. Is one of you going to be on the charter flight?

Okay, kid. Let's go. Hey!

Okay? Hey, shut up.

Okay. Yep. Cross your heart and hope to die?

On my honor. 350 a month.

One " Mother," please.

One more time! Three, four

Ooh, entertainment. Yes, sir.

Ooh! Do I ever! Uh uh, Homer.

Oops. Not to worry.

Os os. What?

Otto, are you sure you It's a shortcut, Mrs. K. Trust me.

Out! What a grump.

Ow, my foot, you lousy, stupid, clumsy Sorry, pal.

Ow! Sorry, Bart.

Ow! Quit it.

Ow! Quit it. Hey, what's with this?

Phillips has broken free. Get 'em. Get 'em!

Please, be seated, Homer. Yeah, sit down, Homer.

Political what? Trans Albanian Airlines, flight number two,

Prancer. Mm hmm.

Princess who? Hey, my photo.

Privately? Yes.

Proposal? you know, outline your project...

Pst. Look what I got. Whoa. I gotta have a copy of that.

Put up your dukes, Homer.

Quite smooth, isn't it, Marge? Ooh, very smooth.

Ready for inspection, Mom. Very nice, Maggie.

Ready to hit the town. But, Dad, I am so hungry!

Ready, Mr. Simpson? Yes, sir.

Really? I'm as sure of it as I'm sure my voice is annoying.

Really? Yes.

Remember, she may be using a clever alias... Botz!

Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Baby sitting Service.

Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Baby sitting Service. This is Marge Simpson.

Run! Run! Run, run! Come on, get that rabbit!

Santa came to say Take it, Homer!

Say it like you mean it. Yeah!

See that? Krusty wore big floppy shoes,

See you in church on Sunday, Marge. Good bye, Helen.

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

Shut up! Why don't you both shut up?

Simpson, Homer. Here you go, sir

Simpson! four.

So did mine. Aaaah!

So you can guide my sleigh today Oh, Homer.

So, uh, where are you staying tonight, Homer? Motel, I guess.

So, what was it you wanted to tell me, son? Oh, nothing, Pop.

So, you with me? Yeah, man.

So? Don't you remember the get well card we sent to Krusty?

So? So, it's Christmas.

So? So I'm worried. I think we should go home.

Somehow I don't feel like killing anymore. Neither do I.

Someone who eats with his mouth shut. What's that, Patty?

Son of a Stop!

Sorry, boy. Bart, this is a big day for you.

Sorry, Dad. I know you mean well. Thanks for knowing I mean well.

Sorry, Dad. Women and children first. What the

Sorry, man. It's cool.

Sorry. Aw, come on.

Sorry. Excuse me. Hey, Norman, how's it goin'?

Sorry. No can do. Hear me out, Simpson!

Sound off One, two

Sound off One, two

Sound off One, two

Sound off Three, four

squid platter, Ew.

Stick a needle in your eye? Jam a dagger in your thigh? Yep. Yep.

Sure. You know, I've been thinking.

Sure. You've never bowled before.

Take him away, boys. Treat kids as equals!

Teacher's pet, apple polisher, butt kisser Bart!

Tell me 'bout your husband, Marge. Well

Thanks, Moe.

Thanks, Mr. Murphy. My friends call me Bleedin' Gums.

That does it! Whoa!

That ol' gag. Unfortunately, at the same moment,

That was the idea. Oh.

That's all I can tell you. Aw.

That's backwards for so so. Wow.

That's okay, Mom! We got money!

That's terrible. Who told you that? Our teacher.

That's what the siren says. Oh.

That's why he lashes out at the world. Oh, Marge.

the average child can become fluent in weeks. Yeah, but what about Bart?

The cannon. The cannon. The cannon.

the gossipy wife of the minister. Hello, Helen.

The head! Kill 'em!

The head! Kill him!

The kick is up. Oh, please, please, please, please!

The lanes were kinda warped, but, oh, the food. I'm upset about Lisa.

The other All in favor?

The Simpsons." Marge, where's the extension cord?

The tackle box. Remember when he got you the tackle box?

The what? Oh, sorry, Bart.

The what? The Baby sitter Bandit.

Then I can go? Well, I'll have to pull a few strings...

There goes my back again. I like to play with you.

There he is! Don't do it, Dad!

There. Finished. You are?

These are for Lisa's class. It's Mrs. Hoover's birthday.

These people are obviously freaks. Oh, you think so?

They're $55 a dozen. One, please.

Third floor, by the candy machines. Oh, that sector 12.

This is a Mexican delicacy called a taco platter. Mmm, delicious.

This is Bill Pie, your pie in the sky, saying good bye. KBBL

This is her sister, isn't it? Is Marge there?

This is my Suzie. Oh, she's so cute.

This is not the interstate. Maps.

This is our tour group. Mm hmm.

This is Selma taking a siesta. "Ay, carumba!"

This is where you belong. Yeah, Homer.

This one's mine, and this They're all yours!

This oughta be good for a laugh. Shh!

Those perfectionists? Forget it. How 'bout this?

Ticket, please. I don't have a ticket.

to an unfriendly nation. Ooh!

Touchdown! Homer? D'oh!

Tough choice. I'm picking respect.

Tough customer. Ooh, wouldn't want to run into him in a dark alley.

Tough day at school, boy? Bart, what happened to you?

Trabing norm doog. What's your problem?

Twenty five dollars. Twenty five dollars!

Twenty one, sir. Get in the chair.

Uh huh. Hey, why don't you come over to my house after practice?

Uh huh. I also want my boy...

Uh oh, it's the "fe mailman."

Uh oh, school bus. Gotta go.

Uh oh, schoolbus!

Uh oh, there's your bell.

Uh oh. Hey! Hey!

Uh oh. School bus.

Uh oh. Stop! Mmm!

Uh uh. Ah, come on, Dad.

Uh, is it used? Mr. Simpson, you're never gonna own a better RV.

Uh, maybe you'd better run off to bed. Krusty the Clown is behind bars...

Uh, okay. But Come, come. Let's run along.

Uh, to my room. Why don't you watch Krusty the Clown?

Uh, uh, uh What's the matter? Can't you read?

Uh, what kind of gun did you use? Did you use an accomplice?

Unortho what? Don't worry.

Until inevitably We must topple.

Us, Mrs. Krabappel? Yes, Sherri and Terri. They know how to behave.

Used, isn't it? What'd you say?

Walking in a winter wonderland

Wanna come? Sory, Barney.

Want some pretzels? No, thanks. We're on duty.

Watch out, Bart. It's Skinner! Uh oh.

We got one? I think it's under the short leg of the couch.

We got the water balloons? Two hundred rounds, sir.

We know this part. Oh, yeah, right

We see your face on key chains. And water action pens.

We should move him to another school. Ooh. Better yet.

we tracked him to exactly this point. Wow.

We would if we had one. Lisa!

we're having dinner at The Rusty Barnacle. Yea, fried shrimp!

We're saved! Uh, Homer. Bees?

We're supposed to encourage him. Shush!

We're, um Oh, don't squirm on my account.

We've got a stowaway, sir. I'll pay. How much?

Well, all right. Anything you say.

Well, all right. Here you go. You keep score on this.

Well, I sense greatness in my family. Your family?

Well, let's see. Oh, this one's mine. This one's mine.

Well, looks like you're all out of quarters, old man. That's okay.

Well, okay. Make sure it's squished flat and crunchy on the outside.

Well, okay. There you go!

Well, uh, my real name is Shawna Tifton. Uh huh.

Well? Mother, I would like you to meet...

Well? What?

What about you, boy? All right, I'll sign.

What are the odds on Santa's Little Helper? Ninety nine to one.

What are they doing? They're having a conversation.

What are we gonna do, hang ourselves? No!

What are you doing back there? We're playing,"What's that odor?"

What do we do, Dad? Praise the grizzlies, son.

What do you mean, Mom? Yeah, right.

What do you mean, sir? I mean this.

What do you think, kids?

What do you think? Should we stop here? Yes!

What do you want, pal? Hey mister.

What does it eat? I don't understand. What's this all about?

What else? Homer, that's ridiculous.

What flavor did you get? Blue.

What is it now, Simpson? Uh, when do we get paid?

What is it, Flanders? Do you think this looks okay?

What is it, son? I'm not a genius, Dad.

What is this, the Spanish Inquisition? Sorry, Homer.

What kind of flowers? You know, pretty ones, not dead.

What should I read, ma'am? Anything you want, Bart.

What size shoes do you wear? Never you mind

What the hell are you talking about, sir? He's getting away. After him!

What was it about? Gambling.

What, Aunt Patty? Oh, nothing, dear.

What, Dad? I'm talking about that.

What, this one? D'oh!

What? Ethan's very good with palindromes.

What? Go on, Homer.

What? Go on, Homer.

What? I cheated on the intelligence test.

What? Someone swiped my piggy bank!

What? you heard me.

What? No. The holes were drilled for your fingers.

What? What the Who the Look, eveybody,

What'd ya say, son? Nothin'.

What's a mother to do? Mm hmm.

What's gotten into Bobo? I got some wieners in my pocket.

What's his name? Number 8

What's keeping Dad? Yeah, who'd possibly be late on meatloaf night?

What's the matter with you, soldier? It's my nerves, sir.

What's your name, young man? Bart Simpson, sir.

when he had a pacemaker put in. Aha!

when he killed that bear. It's so awful.

Where are you kids? D oh! Whoops.

Where did you get a ridiculous idea like that? Uh

Where is it? You are standing in its presence.

Where the hell are my keys?

Where were you yesterday? Hey, hey. Looking good.

Where's that Bart?

Where's the video boxing? It's over there in the corner.

Where's your husband? Yeah. It's getting late.

Who is this? Don't listen to him, Marge. He's

Who shall I say is calling? Marge, please.

Who? Freely. First initials "I.P."

Who? Oliver Klozoff

Who's the lard butt? He's the bullfighter.

Whoa, man! I'm not sure that we can afford

Whoa! Aaah!

Whoa! Kid, tonight's not your night.

Whoa! Put 'em up!

Whom do you love? Sideshow Bob!

Why don't you go see Grandpa? What can he do?

Why don't you pick one that's a little more frisky, sir. Why?

Why is there a birdhouse in it? Uh, that's an ornament.

Why not? Because heaven is for people.

Why should I? I wanna do the crossword puzzle.

Why you little Why you big

Why, you No, Homer, not yet.

Why, you got two I haven't met? Why, you

Why, you little Uh oh.

Will somebody help her? Look, Maggie. Birdies.

Wow, Mom! Hmm. So that's where she gets it.

Wow! He brings to mind the later work of Diane Arbus.

Wow! A cherry bomb! What are you going to do with it, Bart?

Wow! And one back? Mm hmm.

Wow! It's like you're reading my mind, man.

Wow! Yay, Dad! Way to go, Dad!

Wow. Gee, Dad's a hero.

Yea! Oh, Homer, we love you.

Yeah, and I got the day off from work. Homer!

Yeah, Dad, you can do it! Yeah, go for it, Dad.

Yeah, Dad. We love you. Yeah.

Yeah, he's pretty chunkified, all right. Mm hmm.

Yeah, he's your boyfriend. Yeah!

Yeah, man. Okay. Slap a fern on there, boy.

Yeah, over in sector 12. Sector 12?

Yeah, that's right, man. Limb by limb. Yeah!

Yeah, well, Merry Christmas. It's Christmas?

Yeah, yeah, like that! Well, it is a simple, charcoal rendering, but, uh,

Yeah! And there's nothing wrong...

Yeah! You're our hero, Bart!

Yeah? Oh, yeah? Yeah.

Yeah. He's buying this. Did you know that?

Yeah. Not me. I suppose I should go to one,

Yeah. Two months from now, your head's in that window.

Yeah. Uh huh. This is most impressive, Bart.

Yeah. 'Scuse me. Oh!

Yeah. How much is it? Well,

Yeah. Oh, yeah? Lisa] Yeah. Yeah!

Yeah. Only saps pay to see movies. Hey, Bart, come on!

Yep. Well, okay.

Yes, baby! Way to go!

Yes, I do. Fine. Would you point him out to us?

Yes, sir? Get that man's name.

Yes, sir? Thank you.

Yes, sir. Do you recognize the gunman in this courtroom today?

Yes, sir. Mm hmm. Come along

Yes? Well, I would

Yes. Four onion rings!

Yes. I am Miss Botz. just don't stand there, boy.

Yes. Smooth? Yes. Smooth. Yes.

Yo, Ottoman! Yo, Bart dude!

You backstabber, you traitor, you Snap out of it, Bart!

you both look well. Thank you.

you came in last for the last time!

you can look now. Ooh! Big jar this year.

You care to dance? She wants you, Homer.

you could do my homework. Okay.

you did it, Homer. If they think I'm gonna stop at that stop sign,

You didn't have to drop me off. But I wanted to.

You do? I really do.

You do? Yeah, you're witty.

You do? Yeah, you're witty.

You do? Why? Oh, come on, Lis. You know why.

You don't have a clue, do you, Dad? Out, boy.

You got a domestic situation? You might say that.

You know, one day you'll learn to move like your old man. Not if l can help it.

you know, there are names for people like you. No, there aren't.

You left your damn porch light on. Barney!

You left your damn porch light on. Barney!

you love him more. No, you do.

You mean all white with pink eyes? No. No, no, no.

you remember the rules? Shut my mouth, and let your boss win

You ripped it off? Yeah. Thanks for covering for us, man.

You run along. Son, we're in this mess together.

You run along. Son, we're in this mess together.

you sniveling toad! you little egg sucker! Tell me more

You wanna see where I work? Oh, yes, very much.

you weren't thinking, were you? No.

You win, Bart. Lisa!

you would even say it glows Like a light bulb!

you wouldn't know it around here. And why is that?

You'll get that punk someday, Moe. Ah, I don't know.

You'll see. Well, shake a leg, mama

You'll tell him right when he comes home from work. Yeah!

You're gonna need a lane. No, thanks.

You're my best friend. Thanks, Krusty.

You're not really Santa, tubby. Why, you little egghead!

You're not Roman, are you? No!

You're saying "buttkisser" like it's a bad thing. Huh?

You're the Baby sitter Bandit. You're a smart, young man, Bart.

You're welcome, Mom. 34 years old.

You've got the job. Now get to work! I'll get to work,

Your photo? Uh oh.

Yum! Don't mind if l do. Bart!

Aaah! Aaah!

Ahh! ... got Wolodarsky open in the end zone.

all of them by knockout Must you do this every time?

Allright. Allright. Allright, already.

and all the lively arts. What the hell are you doing, Lis?

And don't be lonely Hey, brother, pour on the wine

And this must be, uh, Brat. Bart.

B i n g o

Bart! All of the other reindeer

Do you know where my keys are? No. I'm talkin' about your breakfast.

Duffbeer Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

Excuse me. Pardon me.

Hey, you guys look hot. Of course we're hot. We're radioactive.

How could you shock your little sister? My finger slipped.

I might have known it was you, Simpson. But, sir, I

I'd like a baby sitter for the evening. Wait a minute.

I'm not a sniveling toad, am I? Not really.

I'm warning you two! Then one foggy Christmas Eve

just testing.

Like Attila the Hu You little

Nice hair, Mom. I thought we were making real progress.

Oh, goody gumdrops. You missed the whole slide show, Homer.

Okey dokey. Go on, Bart. No time like the present.

Smilin' Joe Fission. Hi, there, energy eaters.

So come in, Bill. Bad news, drivers.

So what's in the bag, Bart? My head.

The 50, the 40, the 30, the 20, the 10. Oh, no!

Uh oh. Schoolbus.

...directed by some Swedish meatball.

...he really loves me

'Cause I got a lot of spying to do.

'Cause I'm gonna give you a price for you. Someone else, I'm doublin' this.

'Course I do.

" of the Third Brigade."

" But now it's time to say good bye.

" Dear Advertisers,"

" Dear friends of the Simpson family,

" First, the sadness. Our little cat Snowball...

" For Marge"?

" Hell in a hand basket!"

" Kwyjibo." Uh

" Maggie is walking by herself,

" Nelson is never again to raise his fists in anger." Article five

" Nelson recognizes Bart's right to exist." Article six.

"'My Confession' by Bart Simpson."

"'My proposal' by Bart Simpson."

"A volley of muskety flamed, thundered, roared."

"All my love. Mom."

"Although Nelson shall have no official power,

"At 7:30 a. m., an express train traveling 60 miles an hour...

"At the same time, a local train traveling 30 miles an hour..."

"but twice as many get on as got on at the first stop."

"But we bought a new little cat, Snowball I.

"By this, I hope "

"Dear Bart, How is France?"

"Everyone here in the United States is fine."

"Gambling, the Eighth Deadly Sin."

"I cheated on my intelligence test. Period."

"I guess you're just having too much fun."

"I love you, Daddy." Give me a break.

"Id: Along with the ego and the superego...

"Id." Triple word score.

"Isn't that Marge Simpson having brunch with a man who isn't her husband?"

"Lisa got straight A's, and Bart

"Number three: Family jewels."

"Remember to dress warm and try to be as helpful as you can..."

"Sell the vehicle to this fella, and you're out of business."

"So I guess life goes on.

"Speaking of life going on, Grandpa's still with us, feisty as ever.

"Stand tall, have courage and never give up."

"talking about how much he loves you

"Thank you all..." uh,"for coming."

"The Hammer of Thor: It will send your pins to...

"The magic of the season has touched us all.

"The Stealth Bowler: The pins don't know what hit them."

"The Stealth Bowler: The pins don't know what hit them."

"was unexpectedly run over and went to kitty heaven.

"We had some sadness and some gladness this year.

"Well, we love Bart.

"Where did my seven year old boy get the money...

"Who was this Homer?"