Quagmire Sounds: Family Guy - Seasons 1, 2, and 3 Edit

Again, again again.

And how the hell did they do that?

And I punched him so hard he ran crying all the way back to hell.

As in my fantasy.

Boo.

Boo.

But

But they gotta pay.

Cheese and crackers.

Damn it.

Damn messages.

Dilly Dilly Dilly Dilly Dilly dilly dilly.

El Rey.

Fat chicks need love too.

Free Filipino women.

Giggity giggity

Giggity giggity

Giggity giggity giggity

Giggity giggity giggity

Go.

Hello 911.

Hello transvestite back off.

Hey Chris, how are you?

Hey gorgeous.

Hey guys and dolls.

Hey honey, let you turn around and show me the lower East Chad.

Hey I have a question for you too. Why are you still here?

Hey Meg, 18 yet.

Hey there sweetie.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket 'cause you got fine written all over you.

Hey.

Hi I'm quagmire.

Hi, don't worry buddy. We've all been there.

How did that ***** I need a ride to the gas station?

How good are you?

How old are you?

I don't want to come between you do that. That's all that's awesome.

I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through.

I like where this is going. Giggity giggity giggity.

I remember the first time I got busted.

I think that's a neat idea.

I thought we told you guys to quit snooping around here.

I wonder who gave it to me?

I'll be right back.

I'm a pole in the strip club.

I've never had a Spanish chick before Ole.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you and I together.

Is it possible she's a *****

Is quagmire?

Last time I do somebody a favor.

Laugh.

Let you turn around and show me the lower East sad.

Little violent for you, don't you think?

Lose the zero get with the hero.

No no no no.

No problem.

No problem.

No.

No.

No.

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh boy, we're gonna have a swell time tonight.

Oh excuse me.

Oh my God. Oh my God Oh my God oh God oh God oh God oh God.

Oh yeah, how good are you?

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh, now see I think that's a neat idea.

Oh, right.

Only.

Or 50 really fat chicks for 1000 bucks?

Play boom.

Please.

Pre op or post out.

Quagmire Sounds: Family Guy - Seasons 1, 2, and 3 Sound

Quagmire?

Said and done.

Shannon Bam bam bam.

Show me women. I gave the clap to out.

So I'm going to get it.

So you like in an accident or what?

Sorry, but the only 10th I'm pitching this weekend is, well, you see where I'm going with this.

Sure.

Taylor Hanson.

That was strangely arousing.

That's impossible.

The hell they just *** ****

They can hold yourself out to 1000 fat chicks for 50 bucks apiece.

They get up.

Way to check pre Op or postop.

We're going to have a swell time tonight.

Well transvestite backup.

Well, hey, what's wrong kid?

Well, in in accordance with Megan's Law, I'm obligated to inform you that.

Well, this is insane.

What can I do for you?

What do you want?

What's up?

What's with the Johnny Lowe routine?

Why are you still here?

Yeah, this is a real snafu.

Yeah, this whole thing just shows it women are nothing but trouble.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you're right.

Yeah.

Yellow

Yep.

You gotta send these straphangers back where they came from.

You guys are yanking me. Hey, let's put one over on old Quagmire.

You just need to learn how to have a good time.

You know, just on weekends, to help pay for moms dialysis.

You may free Filipino women.

You took me away from a Swedish girly girl in their paralyzed but trusting cousin for this.

You wanna come home with me?

18? You're first.

45 bucks.

50 bucks.

50 bucks.