☊ Community (2009) - Season 5 Soundboard

A 9 millimetre's better than a 10 millimetre?

A blast of human passion could shock the mainframe

A blood orange sunrise crests the peaks of Rage Mountain...

A bottle of booze, an argument about sports cars...

A bulletin board fell down in the cafeteria a couple months ago.

A crappy place, sure,

A demon to some and an angel to others, like a cenobite.

A film degree doesn't make me a filmmaker.

A G.I. Joe has killed anyone in all of recorded history.

A giant child is controlling you.

A good syndicated cartoon has a lesson at the end.

A happy birthday or Halloween or Christmas

A happy three is a future four.

A higher reality,

A human could've said that without salivating.

A lot more than this happens in 30 minutes.

A lot of the websites we try and visit...

A machine that can process feelings.

A minus.

A new model of weaponized vehicle once a week,

A private inquest should be conducted

A real psychologist.

A revamp, a do over.

A section that remains on this campus somewhere,

A sparrow lands on Riggs Diehard's shoulder.

A talent show.

A terrible example for today's young women

Abed Nadir, did you know that you are insane

Abed says the odds are near impossible.

Abed was just explaining that the fives get to choose...

Abed, anything to add?

Abed, are you almost done?

Abed, before Troy dies in lava...

Abed, considering the bigger picture...

Abed, give me your other hand.

Abed, how much Nicolas Cage did you...

Abed, I don't like this side of you,

Abed, I know what makes you off putting, but why are you here?

Abed, I think you're having one of your special times, okay?

Abed, if there's killer robots down here,

Abed, let us have a moment of peace and stillness.

Abed, save yourself.

Abed, the floor can't be lava forever. The game's gotta end

Abed, where did you plant these things?

Abed, you quit?

Abed, you were by the coffin for a long time.

Abed, you're special.

Abed? I couldn't find you at school, so I got worried.

Abed? Think of something safe

Abed. Abed.

Abed. Sidebar.

Abed's working on the next billion dollar social media app.

About a pile of missing books

About action figures for kids

About an actor who keeps the world asking:

About trying cocaine?

Absolutely. I don't wanna leave here

According to my character sheet...

Actually, Britta's work was sloppy. I'm not an exact replication.

Actually, it kind of does.

Actually, keep the tray tables where they are, Koogler.

Actually, would you mind coming to get me when Britta's drunk?

Add some doilies and a foot bath...

After being fired for impersonating a teacher.

After being rehired as a security guard

After close of escrow.

After everything scrubs did for him?

After no story.

After that, I put one right behind the ear.

After the tone, please leave a message.

After this morning in Wisconsin?

After you and your friends left,

Agh, try every button. Just try every single button ever.

Ah, because then I wouldn't have a job.

Ah, Jeff, while you were gone, I figured everything out

Ah, look who'ssssss conscious again.

Ah, please. That's all I have.

Ah, right there! That was it. That was it. Did you see it?

Ah! Well, that would be a problem.

Ahead to the north, a bridged ravine.

Ahem.

Ahh, she in your class, yo!

Ahh! Jeffrey, I'm not decent.

Airtight alibi. She's dead.

All aboard the cat car...

All actors are crazy, Annie. Some crazy actors are good,

All culture has been homogenized by 50 years of American imperialism...

All figures come with their own accessories.

All fives must be cleansed of their five filth and reduced to oneness.

All he does is play... What do you call that crap with dungeons and dragons?

All I ever wanted in high school was for Troy Barnes to notice me...

All I know is that it's my birthday.

All I know is..

All I want to do is be a good G.I. Joe.

All I want to know is, how did G.I. Joe do this?

All in favour of a game of "Dungeons and Dragons"...

All kinds. Anything is possible.

All other figures and vehicles sold separately.

All right

All right, are you sure you guys aren't

All right, fine. Let's be content.

All right, it's settled.

All right, just stay back. All right?

All right, keep it floppy.

All right, look, there are two things I don't do well,

All right, Miss Perry, climb aboard.

All right, no story.

All right, then just the "fine" part.

All right, time to pull the plug.

All right, Trent, Mulch, Dave...

All right, what's important is,

All right, what's the damage?

All right!

All right! Thanks for watching, guys.

All right.

All right. Talk to you later.

All we have to do is...

Almost Britta'd our goodbye, huh? I'm the worst.

Also sperm.

Although I think I may be able to let Troy go now

Although we haven't been saying it,

Although, I think we're good. The cafeteria food killed...

Always had a passion for bulletins.

Am I thinking what you're thinking?

Am I using that right?

Amen. And to think this all started because you wanted to...

An event where threes and twos can rise and fall.

An insurance appraiser is coming tomorrow...

An interactive Old West themed VCR game from the '90s.

And 50 years of cocaine,

And a couple of bugout bags filled with gold coins and condoms

And a dozen of your not so good.

And a few custom upgrades. It's voice activated.

And a few hours ago, Jeff Winger became a four.

And a G.I. Joe cartoon, and you were all in it.

And Abed and Britta.

And as your roommate, you're making me an accomplice.

And asbestos reasons, but it's clean as a whistle now.

And be right no matter what.

And bear down. Right, buddy?

And because it fits. She had huge fingers for a woman.

And because it's an old man's semen,

And become a real psychologist.

And being a man or whatever he said.

And by my watch, it is about time to sign these documents

And can you respect that? Please?

And clawing joyfully for some of his cash.

And constant lip sync mistakes.

And count down the days until he eats me

And create a society with emotionless eggheads at the top

And did everything that needs to be done.

And do I hear correctly that as a five...

And don't forget, if I fire you, you're likely starve and die,

And don't react until you've heard the whole thing.

And even if he had been 32, we'd have to know he would be...

And flew it across town to that Greek restaurant,

And G.I. Joe is going to pay bra!

And get into the new G.I. Joe submachopter

And Greendale the school have some stuff to sort out,

And has a chance of holding up to objective critical scrutiny.

And have a lot of bickering about tweezers and gluten,

And he's got Chair Walkers.

And here it is, falling into our laps.

And here we go.

And how is that supposed to affect us?

And how many photographs do you people need?

And I believe that what we perceive as life

And I believe we can reduce them by 40%

And I can make some s'mores out of horse meat and s'more horse meat.

And I can't guarantee you it'll be from me.

And I didn't invite you to the birthday party because I wanted to enjoy it.

And I didn't want any details about his enrollment here

And I do not like that side of VCR technology.

And I don't always see it coming.

And I figured you had careers to get started.

And I guess part of me was mad at you

And I know you think it's a weakness, but believe me, it's your strength.

And I may be gone...

And I may hook up with it again a few more times

And I promise not to do it again.

And I refuse to let that happen, and that's why I've spent...

And I spent a long time letting that power...

And I spent each one talking at random volumes,

And I think they just found a way to avoid doing either.

And I think we're all smart enough to know we should quit while we're not ahead.

And I took some pills.

And I've been putting it into a savings account that yields 4%.

And idiots with feelings at the bottom,

And if we never kill them,

And in doing so, made the school just a shade dirtier.

And inflict pain at the mere prospect of material reward?

And it is still on the permanent chopping block

And it's none of your concern, actually.

And it's up to you to hold him back

And Jeff Winger into an attorney

And knowing is half the battle.

And listening only to Smashmouth

And lose my family.

And make it official.

And maybe that's just his job.

And me calling years "seasons" is a callback

And memorize the federal rules of civil procedure.

And Mr. Winger is a teacher.

And never tell anyone about what you saw here today.

And no squealing.

And nothing that you said ever made any sense to me?

And now I get to make them un happen

And now she's dead.

And now they're gonna sell it.

And one day, he disappeared,

And only those cleared of his murder can receive their bequeathments.

And organizational skills to plot the foolproof murder of Pierce Hawthorne?

And out the other end as mixed up cartoons.

And people that hide treasure always leave weird little clues.

And Pierce is no worse than us, then that means...

And please don't forget this Saturday is the Cobra fun run.

And please don't judge us for suggesting it.

And please don't take of fence at this, but thank you for not hitting on me.

And please enjoy the seven disc edition of Planet Earth.

And publishers are interested!

And removed the stairwell to that entire section."

And replaced it with a midwestern tofu substitute called "meatfu"?

And screw you. What did I have to do with mom?

And Sexual Potency on the central quad.

And she knows my Netflix password... Jeff's Netflix password.

And Subway doesn't... doesn't do conflict.

And thanks to us, he's still out there, doing this and that in the background.

And that I was intimidated by your strength of character and business acumen?

And that it's up to you not to waste it like I did?

And that would be bad because...

And that your passion inspired me?

And that's canon.

And that's how I ended up at Greendale.

And that's Russell Borchert

And that's the best most fathers and sons can do.

And that's the Winger guarantee.

And that's why critics can call him a genius or an idiot

And the amount of their bid in gold!

And the animals come to visit.

And the biggest obstacle is how good looking he is.

And the cure for fibromyalgia.

And the good guys are army people.

And the moment she needs a shoulder to cry on:

And the only treasures we've found are this CB radio,

And the sooner we find that treasure,

And the whole thing comes down

And their nefarious,

And then acts crazy in crap to make drug money.

And then adding your little 2¢ every now and again.

And then that one, that last question,

And then that sperm came down, I mean, I couldn't say anything!

And then we would run back to the Time Machine.

And then we'll do the exchange.

And then we'll have some cakes, party hats.

And then, the container just:

And then, you guys quiz each other.

And there's no need to manipulate each other. You know that's what you do.

And they got a little trail of twos behind them...

And they say that everything outside it is a lie

And they'll win.

And they're sisters, so now the whole family's pissed.

And this is Fundamentals of Law.

And this little rocket launcher from some action figure.

And this only has a 30 yard cord,

And to put it bluntly, we need your gold.

And tonight, I almost got them to sue it.

And two Wild West tokens each.

And was surprised that you felt nothing

And we are going to find out how this happened,

And we might not have to get the Dean involved here.

And we'll probably be okay.

And we're gonna sit on 'em until we know they're cold.

And we're gonna unload them in a single score.

And we've come to a decision as a group,

And what happened to Annie the Unstoppable Go getter?

And what Kickypunch movie is that from?

And what sandwich would you order from Shirley's Sandwiches?

And what were you before this? Were you normal?

And when I asked you to explain the Sixth Amendment,

And when it takes off, all I got to do is sue him.

And when we pointed it out,

And while I have your attention, here.

And why are those people arguing about it?

And why does your bathroom mirror say, "You're special," when you fog it up?

And why I can't let him.

And with all due respect to India,

And won't this war therefore last forever

And wondered if you were capable of doing it to a human?

And Woody Allen did the voice of a cartoon ant.

And worst of all,

And you all had that taken away from you.

And you are now embarking on an odyssey of discussion

And you best believe that your little friends in there...

And you call these people and you tell 'em you want this part.

And you get that... That four walk

And you guys were having this discussion about whether or not to quit?

And you have to enjoy those nice moments while you can.

And you just believed them?

And you know what takes my power away? Carpools.

And you know, there's a word for people who remind you

And you might miss your last chance

And you shall find that salt is the taste of another man's bread...

And you stomp in the grave of a real monster

And you think I'm spoiled because it's never occurred to anyone to do this?

And you think that money's gonna be used to cut our paychecks

And you wish to raise an army of geniuses.

And you...

And you're not talented! You made me miss my movie!

And, I don't know, maybe my bills are a little pointy.

And, Shirley, you've gone from an independent divorcee

And, you know, Greendale is a good place for good people.

And... and Shirley.

And... and your outfit is three layers of racist.

Andre left again.

Annie Edison doesn't get nothing done.

Annie Edison...

Annie,

Annie, can Rachel come to our place to play this tonight?

Annie, do you want that bulletin board hung up?

Annie, I don't know law.

Annie, look, I don't know people, but I know TV.

Annie, you should know better than to horde money.

Annie! Did Duncan get cracked?

Annie?

Annie. Listen to yourself. You're learning its language.

Annie...

Answer on the polygraph!

Anthony and I would play Time Machine.

Anthony said he could fix our cabinets.

Anthony, draw a card.

Anthony, I'll trade you two snakes for a bullet.

Anthony! Thank you!

Anti deodorant activist, and millionaire.

Any other items?

Any questions?

Any way we could bump that up a little...

Anybody want some nuts?

Anyone that didn't loses a turn.

Anyone that tries to argue has already lost,

Anything in there?

Anything you wanna add, Britta?

Anyway, I'll leave you to pick up these pieces.

Apologies and drawing duck bills.

Apologize to Annie.

Apparently you can. That's why it took so long.

Are at each other's throats? No, because they're all rich.

Are there only 10,000 numbers?

Are we human beings or just question and answer machines?

Are we including the gas leak year?

Are we losing?

Are we not basically on their side?

Are we robbing the town?

Are we sure this is a game and not some art film?

Are you a dishonest person?

Are you a good person

Are you a good person?

Are you crying?

Are you deaf? But you read lips?

Are you gonna have another intense burst of compatibility...

Are you guys all wearing the same clothes from yesterday?

Are you guys drunk?

Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?

Are you guys volunteering because I'll do all the work?

Are you kidding me? They can't stand being in the same room.

Are you kidding me? You knew it was a teacher. It doesn't add up.

Are you lost, Two?

Are you okay, Jeff? You left kind of freaked out.

Are you really the one that needs help here, Winger?

Are you saying you tried to...

Are you the coolest person in the world?

Are you trying to cartoon?

Are you trying to give us emotional whiplash?

Are you, uh, looking for your friends?

Are your drawings a secret? You do them when nobody's around?

Aren't you going to pick those up?

Around something called "The Truth,"

As a Christmas bonus?

As a temporary base before moving inland where lumber is more plentiful.

As an exercise.

As if someone else is taking this game as seriously as you.

As if you're Mr. Trustworthy.

As long as you're happy, I'm unsettled.

As long as your [Bleep] stay on full display.

As our first order of business

As we've seen, the Ass Crack Bandit...

As your ratings go up, your ratings of other people become more important.

Ask your doctor if Joyvatrex is right for you.

Ass Crack Bandit!

At first it was Buzzkill, but she almost crashed five times,

At first, I was like, "Aaaaah!"

At least the drugs I sell don't get slurped

At least we'll have each other.

At least with a bris there's an element of suspense.

At the Greendale site.

At the same time tomorrow morning

Attention, Greendale.

Attention, students and faculty of Greendale.

Avenge my totally platonic friend!

Aw, schnizzle. You guys are in trouble!

Awesome mission force.

Aww, you hired a stunt person.

Back in the '70s, that was worth millions.

Banana. Train.

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

Bang! 5!

Basic cable, broadcast networks.

Battle stations!

Be careful, Abed Nadir.

Be quiet. Leave me alone.

Beam of light shoots up from your location...

Bear breaks loose at kid's party, mauls a bunch of people.

Because 127 in binary code would be a palindrome.

Because all actors have distinct values,

Because around here, they never last very long.

Because everyone else cheats.

Because he's offering me something I've been searching for my whole life.

Because I got a juicy new client and a bone to throw you.

Because I've been worried I wouldn't pass a lot of the tests.

Because I've never had to give one.

Because if we are...

Because in my experience, when he thinks you deserve something,

Because it's the right thing to do.

Because now we're on Shirley Island, and according to legend, so is The Orb.

Because of this bridge collapsing guy.

Because Raquel's logic circuits...

Because real monsters have shame,

Because the dead usually don't do any more damage.

Because the debate team topic is

Because the next bone you get thrown

Because the non awesome often need incentive to do awesome stuff...

Because the song title is "Open the Door" by The Secret Doors.

Because they did something wrong, same as the students.

Because they draw a circle

Because they pick an argument to lose.

Because they wish that...

Because they're ours, all 100% of them.

Because they're terrorists.

Because they're traitors.

Because this... this is my reality,

Because we fixed it when we saved Greendale.

Because we're gonna be able to afford it.

Because you're fictional! You can't survive this!

Become your own man.

Becoming a teacher was a huge mistake.

Been a cab driver, soldier, a cop, but what terrifies me the most...

Before you heap another bucket on us?

Behold.

Being sued, oppressed, or beaten?

Believing it to be a better conductor of human emotion.

Belts, briefs, and buddies. Good.

Bend over with friends over. There's safety in numbers.

Benjamin Franklin Chang, ready to deal out the truth.

Best news ever.

Beyond that, a mysterious black tower where, rumour has it...

Birthday stuff.

Birthday stuff. This is coming together better than I thought.

Bixel, what did you think of the way the dean introduced us?

Blackhat Bill sure ain't the forgivin' type.

Bleh, not good.

Bold, opinionated, just past her peak...

Boo on you!

BORCHERT HALL

Borchert, Borchert, loved computers...

Borchert's gold.

Borchert's secret lab.

Both parties have arrived at the black tower.

Bread is a substance. What do you call the units of bread you use, "breads"?

Bread.

Break into groups, grade each other's papers,

Break into groups.

Brince Ironstone's daughter is his mother!

Bring it in, guys.

Britta and I are getting married.

Britta Perry.

Britta Perry...

Britta, Abed, why don't you partner up on that one?

Britta, do you get kickbacks from Big Buzz Kill?

Britta, how many people have you fed this year besides yourself?

Britta, I'm your friend.

Britta, please tell me you're not using this app.

Britta, there you are.

Britta, when we met,

Britta? What kind of lame name is that?

Britta. Oh, Pierce, good for you.

Britta's the one that invited Garrett to Annie's birthday party!

Brunette couple with a title like better with my worse half

Bublitz. We're close, I can feel it.

Build a fire? Horse s'mores? Screw this.

Building 1 after 7 is fours only.

Buried treasure, buried treasure, buried treasure.

Buried treasure, buried treasure.

Buried treasure!

Buried treasure! Lock the doors, close the blinds.

Burn it? Why?

Burn, hopelessness.

But according to his contract with the city,

But by admitting we're monsters

But can't convey it with language,

But do you understand that the real Jeff Winger

But dogs cost money, your money.

But don't withhold power from others just to make money.

But don't you worry.

But first, a toast...

But first, the dulcet tones of The Bennett Boys.

But first, why is there a big empty box on your desk

But for now, let's simply retire to the TV area.

But G.I. Joe is there.

But getting heavy handed or preachy

But happy to get shot.

But he clearly works in mysterious ways,

But he's really playing dead, and he's not gonna stop.

But his food's gonna taste like burnt aluminum for a while.

But I administer things to hospitals,

But I could hire you as...

But I did fool around with it today,

But I did have a lot of crazy friends.

But I do know a contract violation when I see one.

But I don't have a home.

But I don't see the connection...

But I don't think you have one anymore.

But I have been crunching the numbers,

But I promise you, this question has no answer.

But I really liked her.

But I still got one thing deep down inside

But I think he knew something about me that even I didn't know until now.

But I wasn't prepared for a funeral with so much beeping.

But I work here.

But I'm in for the ride.

But I'm not gonna help you kick your dad out of your life.

But I'm not the Government. I'm your friend.

But if I kill the necromancer before you do...

But if we're gonna do this, we're gonna do this clean and safe.

But if you mention Jesus to your science teacher,

But is he good, or is he bad? Every actor is something.

But is it really a crime?

But it looks like Destro's getting away.

But it may end in war.

But it should be noted that Mr. Hawthorne's estate

But it was all a dream because you were unconscious

But it's okay.

But just so we're clear, you quit.

But let's make it interesting. If I kill the necrophile before you do...

But my guess is..

But not unsolvable,

But now it's time to heal!

But numbers change.

But oh, my God! I was gonna explode!

But only because it gives crappy people a chance

But only one of us can make it out alive.

But our relationship is 12 times more efficient,

But she knows one thing for sure:

But sometimes, cats aren't hungry.

But sometimes, great days can turn ugly.

But that's only if somebody in this room

But the city defines a dog...

But the door I'm knocking on is your home...

But the problem with me will always be

But the teacher doesn't like you.

But the weird thing we need to get used to is this:

But then Windtalkers, Guarding Tess, The Wicker Man.

But there aren't any.

But this energon pod contains his life... vapor?

But this school clearly got a finger up its butt as a child.

But we basically get minimum wage to risk our lives.

But we can actually die now.

But we learned something.

But we made do.

But what about your restaurant? What about your kids?

But what I'm missing is what the critics call substance...

But what you do is above lying, remember?

But what's wrong with a little friendship between departments?

But which me

But without an emotional component,

But you altered my brain chemistry?

But you could stay here and help me save the school.

But you did it! You did it!

But you do need to know that the prime minister went to Oxford...

But you failed to learn that, so your theory's invalid

But you have had sexual fantasies about Mr. Hawthorne.

But you know where he was...

But you learned a lesson...

But you're our hero.

But your friend here is so much more dangerous.

But, Jeff, you shouldn't almost die over a number.

But, please, I have some work to do here.

But, um, I'm kind of disappointed.

Buttered noodles are my favorite.

Buttered noodles.

Buzz Hickey, criminology.

By a dangerous mid layer called children's toy commercials,

By celebrating your own meaningless identities?

By donating to this project, you'll be like an investor...

By GreendaleCommunityCollege.Com.

By machines designed to criminalize

By my own standards, not Greendale's.

By now, you should have your bullets, your gold,

By the time Pierce was my age, he had already been fired from 15 jobs.

By the vapours of Magmarath, we will restore it.

By the way, guys, it's a Saturday.

By the way, he was a millionaire and a genius.

By the way, uh, we never found out how Pierce died.

By who? How long ago?

By your relationship with another man.

By yourself around the entire world.

Bye bye, new Beenz.

Bye.

Call 555 her...

Call it hard work, but don't tell me the system measures who's nice.

Call, refusal.

Called it.

Calm down! Just listen!

Can I give you some options for voice over quotes?

Can I just go to the bathroom real quick?

Can we discuss this later?

Can we just get this meeting over with?

Can you hear me?

Can you put some mustard...?

Can't believe we'll never see him again.

Can't you just stand at the scene of the crime...

Can't you see that?

Captain Barnes.

Captain Cook.

Carpools organised through rideshares

Cartoon coffee?

Case closed.

Celebrity beat off.

Centipeding isn't the fastest form of travel...

Certainly not the magic kind with puppets and macho rock stars

Chair to dance?

Chair Walkers, attack.

Champions willing to rise up and "Get all those potatoes out of the gym."

Chang just unexpectedly betrayed the group for the last time.

Chang was faking his Changnesia?

Chang, what can we do here?

Chang, you cannot be on the committee if you're going to be actively insane.

Chang, you get it.

Chang?

Chang. I've dropped the amnesia thing,

Check it out.

Cheers.

Chief Custodian Bob Waite, Buzz Hickey, Annie Edison.

CHILDISH TYCOON

Cirque du So Long, you high stepping acro bastards.

Citizens of Shirley Island.

City funded school,

Class dismissed.

Classic Winger.

Clearly, Pierce is trying to lure us

Clone Abed.

Clone Troy

Cobra and G.I. Joe have finally united.

Cobra Commander,

Cobra forces are infiltrating the base.

Cobra has discovered an ancient buried structure

Cobra hiss coming for attack!

Cobra, Cobra, Cobra,

Cobra, Cobra, Cobra, Cobra, Cobra, Cobra, Cobra, Cobra,

Cobra, Cobra.

Cobra!

Cobra's out to take over the world,

Code name: Greendale.

Cold Shoulder?

Collect your coins!

Collect your tokens and let's get on to the next round!

Combined with this medium's lack of internal logic

Come here.

Come on, between you and me, which one do you think is yours?

Come on, come on.

Come on, guys, percentages, grades, that syllabus thing...

Come on, guys, we gotta start taking risks again.

Come on, I'm just messing with you.

Come on, if we help save the base,

Come on, it's just Pierce being Pierce. It's his final wish.

Come on, Raquel. Come on.

Come on!

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Where's Humphries?

Come out with your feet on the floor...

COMMUNITY LAVA WORLD

Computers would strip us of all humanity

Con Air, then Face/Off, and you think you understand,

Confession is good for the soul. You should try it sometime.

Confirmed. Arcadia initiated.

Congratulations, you win.

Congratulations.

Congratulations. Too bad about the food.

Continue on this path,

Cool

Cool, so 7:30?

Cool.

Cool. Cool, cool, cool.

Cool. Double date?

Copped to my crimes, and went to jail.

Could be a secret door.

Could just walk in here and do that?

Could turn an entire generation into jaded, sarcastic babies.

Couldn't help but notice...

Couldn't look you in the eye

Craig Pelton, dean and assistant water polo coach.

Craig, I got this.

Craig, it's me, Jeff.

Craig. Craig, this vending machine is not gonna tip over and crush you.

Crash the premiere of the Kickpuncher reboot dressed as classic Kickpuncher.

Crazy Schmidt, how are C.J.'s clarinet lessons going?

Creative differences.

Crikey! Kiwi combo, mate.

Crouton the Druid waves her arms..

Currently valued at $14.3 million.

D'oh! I meant to say, "butts Carlton."

Damn it

Damn it, Annie. Don't do this.

Damn it, come on.

Damn it, I didn't make it.

Damn it. I'm changing that.

Damn, you made that Sky Spider your bitch, yo!

Dante. Let's proceed.

Dead can't talk. No coming back as a lava monster.

Dean enters with the insurance story.

Dean Pelton here, wishing you another magic year at Greendale,

Dean, I have to warn you about something,

Dean, I think it's a teacher.

Dear God.

Dedicate an entire cabinet to grocery bags...

Deep Dish, Shark Arms,

Deep government pockets.

Delete it.

Dennis Hopper is dead,

Deputy Custodian Lapari...

Destroy the Taj Mahal.

Destroying classrooms?

Determined to rule the world?

Devin, you pick up that phone right now

Did I sound gay at the end? Do you want to do another take?

Did Mr. Whitney in Woodshop make that for you guys?

Did we just save Greendale?

Did you ever kill a squirrel with a slingshot

Did you get angry when Mr. Hawthorne told you Fat Albert died of diabetes?

Did you get it? I don't think I got it.

Did you just give me four MeowMeowBeenz?

Did you know that you are not only a credit

Did you know that you were always my favorite?

Did you remember to say "yee haw"?

Did you say 15 or 50,000?

Did you see someone come this way?

Did you see that? That teacher just leered at me.

Did you understand a word he said?

Didn't Abed shoot whoever's 5?

Didn't get any work with your four year film degree?

Didn't you two say you were gonna get married?

Dingleberry smash!

Dinner and 1993 interactive VCR game?

Discuss chapter one, and if you are lucky,

Distract them. Take your shirt off!

Do I just keep cutting carrots?

Do they like each other now?

Do we all have to say something?

Do we have to pretend that Lord Stevarios is still alive?

Do you always have to correct people like that?

Do you always have to police correcting?

Do you and Troy still actively use Jeff's Netflix account without his permission?

Do you care about people at all, Abed?

Do you even have a career plan?

Do you guys believe in ghosts? And if you do...

Do you guys feel weird about doing this without...

Do you guys know Excel? I'm learning

Do you guys need anything?

Do you have any idea what it feels like to be refused something?

Do you have that in writing anywhere?

Do you know Rimples and Splikket?

Do you know that you hate yourself more than you should

Do you like music?

Do you not read my status updates?

Do you own stock in Trivial Pursuit's Baby Boom Edition?

Do you really wanna see the horrors

Do you remember Greendale, Jeffrey?

Do you think the students and teachers at Harvard

Do you wanna have this conversation, or just keep flexing your veiny arms...

Do you want me to cut your meatball?

Dobry.

Does anybody have a toothpick?

Does scotch liquor exist here?

Does the duck have a name? Does he have powers?

Does your doomsday plan account for the welfare of any of your other friends?

Doesn't allow for Nicolas...

Doesn't electrocuted technically mean killed?

Doesn't this guy also do the voice

Don't cry, you were right.

Don't even acknowledge it. We are not acknowledging this.

Don't everybody disagree at once. Oh, Lord, I did it again.

Don't forget I can read lips.

Don't forget to rate us, comment, and subscribe.

Don't know whether to keep cutting carrots or ask if he can take a poop brother.

Don't make me zap you!

Don't panic, Jeffrey.

Don't regress to primal behaviour just because it's allowed.

Don't reject it until the whole thing's been served up.

Don't step, don't step to me

Don't tell me what I can't do.

Don't turn your back on it.

Don't wanna waste time. Think of something cool, give me credit.

Don't worry about it. Let's go.

Don't worry. I got a feeling he'll be back.

Don't you dare use that pickle...

Don't you see? This computer responds to feelings.

Don't. I mean, after everything that has happened here...

Donald Sutherland.

Donate $5, and you get a thank you e mail.

Drive to the river then take the river to the ocean.

Dude, I told you. This jacket looks fine.

Duke, Flint, Scarlett,

Dumb.

Duncan is going to help us work up something called a profile...

Dungeons. It'd be the dungeons.

During the Bandit's most daring spree...

Each night, I will think of you and rub...

Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.

Eat fresh!

Edison, the bulletin board's a no go.

Eh, couple of million.

Either she can get half of all of our money

Either way, you walk away with about 16%.

Emergency meeting.

Emotional components?

Engage.

Enjoy it.

Enough!

Enter activation code.

Entertainment.

Et tu, pencil?

Even if I do dump it right before Christmas

Even if you never asked to win in the first place.

Even Steven.

Every morning, in the water...

Every once in a while, a film comes along..

Every writer write for one character? What's a best boy?"

Everybody clear? All right.

Everybody hide their hamburgers.

Everybody over there. Turn around.

Everybody, shut up!

Everybody, this is the new guy, Winger.

Everybody!

Everyone and anyone can rate each other.

Everyone dies eventually.

Everyone else said he had a secret vault in his office.

Everyone except Dave.

Everyone has a right to whatever fake religion they delusionally choose.

Everyone has one, don't lie. Then you're free to go, into lava.

Everyone in town's mighty scared,

Everyone likes music. What are you, a fish?

Everyone remain calm, please! All right, free for all!

Everyone, take a breath.

Everything is a story.

Everything is sold separately. Assembly required.

Everything sold separately.

Everywhere!

Evil.

Ew, Jeff, what's your evil old legal Nemesis doing here?

Exactly what they want us to think.

Exactly.

Exactly. And what are either of us gonna be leaving with?

Exactly. Someone's always got a problem.

Exclusive handshake that you refuse to do with your other friends?

Excuse me, did you say cenobite?

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Excuse me. I thought you guys hated Pierce.

Faculty hates me and the dean signs my cheques.

Fast forward to the red screen to get your gold

Father, forgive me.

Father!

Feels normal enough for a school that's on 911's blocked caller list.

Fibrosis, as a ranger...

Fifty dollars gets you a T shirt.

Fight the power.

Filled with music to take life less seriously by.

Filled with strange things.

Fine, but we've gotta be wary of traps.

Fine, fine. If I heal you, can we divide the potions?

Fine, yes. Something about everybody liking her turns me on.

Fine.

Fine. But I'm not learning the new names for anything.

Fine. Hold on.

Fine. To get near Britta, think like Britta.

First and least acceptable mascot, Big Chief Drunky.

First Pierce dies. Then Troy leaves.

First time toasting? Get in here, buddy. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.

First, let's lock these doors and pull these shades.

Five nine four. Okay.

Five stars

Five, that's it?

Fives have lives, fours have chores, threes have fleas, twos have blues...

Fives only, ma'am.

Floor

Floor!

Flushes like a DC 10 turbine.

Followed by four years of silence to the press.

Fool! He's getting away!

For 15 years, I have used my trademark tablespoon

For a certain alumni.

For a piss and a thrush In Scunthorpe

For a year doing coke with John Denver.

For a year, maybe more.

For America's daring, awesomely trained,

For aqua cerulean, press two.

For arcadia, press three.

For certain alumni?

For destroying your duck cartoons?

For every task that we complete...

For example, look at this

For He man commercials?

For how much money?

For life, Mr. Winger.

For life.

For marigold, press four.

For me and the only people I care about.

For one glorious second, I forgot I was a teacher.

For our tire swing with that money.

For pencils, pens, and markers, press one.

For realsies?

For siding with her,

For some reason, and it's not because of his hair.

For staples, paper clips, and fasteners, press three.

For tape, glue, and adhesives, press two.

For that Wild West videotape board game thing.

For the final stage of my appraisal...

For the highest stakes 1993 interactive VCR game

For the record...

For the student/teacher Save Greendale Committee,

For unfair wages and printers that never have toner.

Forefront Theatre? What time? I'm going.

Forever.

Four hobgoblins.

Four hundred thousand gallons of liquefied horse meat.

Four legged diamonds.

Fours and above only.

Fourth Wall...

Frankie, somebody get me a bag.

Freaking Cage, okay?

Freeze, everybody!

From an animated perspective, very cheap.

From the only school reckless enough to give him a degree in engineering.

From this guy that none of us will ever see again.

From this moment, people, we are at DEFCON 4...

From what? His own pencil?

Funny thing is, when I was a two...

G.I

G.I. Joe is my entire life.

G.I. Joe must be destroyed.

G'oh!

Game on, baby.

Garrett, you let her argue with herself until she loses

Gentlemen...

Get a load of that wood burnt sign.

Get back. This pickle's a magnet.

Get Britta!

Get hit? Take damage. Spend an hour outside someone's front door...

Get off me! I wanna go home!

Get out of my brain.

Get outta here.

Get over there with them.

Get real. Once the last of the chairs are gone...

Get something back.

Get your crap together.

Getting out of bed is a story. This is a story.

Gibberish. You're good.

Give him space.

Give me that.

Give us The Orb. We can save Shirley Island.

Give you a chance to squash this beef.

Giving you half is not fair, it's silly.

Glad to hear it.

Go away, Britta.

Go find a name that's not just another creature's name plus "hob."

Go get your earring, you piece of human garbage.

Go home, light some candles, and take a bath.

Go into the vents. They'll never find us there.

Go.

God bless you.

God, he's gonna smell the sellout on me.

God, look what that school did to you.

God, there I go.

Goin' a little crazy without him.

Good shooting, Wingman,

Good, because according to what I'm seeing,

Got it, the stables! We have stables?

Got it. Thank you, Abed.

Gotta go! Teacher thing!

Grab one of those free papers for hippies, go to the calendar page...

Graffiti is bad. Go play sports.

Graham cracker! You didn't know.

Great. Consider our nation's youth pre inspired.

Great. We have now completed our first task:

GREENDALE

Greendale Community College.

Greendale is a crazy place where crazy things happen. I have a plan

Greendale! Greendale!

Greendale! Greendale! Greendale!

Greendale?

Greendale's gonna make a great Subway Sandwich University.

Greetings, I am Fibrosis the Ranger.

Guess that's my ride.

Guess we better get to work.

Guterman. Droppin' mad science?

Guys like you should be more scared.

Guys, don't listen to Jeff. He's just trying to divide us.

Guys, guys.

Guys, I think this is the lost section of Greendale.

Guys, let's play "D&D" to help Hickey reconnect with his son.

Guys, stop, okay?

Guys, stop!

Guys, these questions are obviously designed to turn us against each other.

Guys, this is the best.

Guys, we're a squad. You're making me look bad

Guys, you don't have to keep me prisoner

Guys. Guys! Calm down.

Guys...

Hammer Road Pictures invites you to meet the man, the myth...

Hanes His Ways.

Hang onto those tokens no matter what.

Hank's a knob, doesn't have any hobbies, interests.

Happens to the best of us.

Hard core fans call him Dave.

Has feelings stronger than I get when I rub my nipples,

Haul it, ball it, never call it.

Havana, right?

Have a productive meeting.

Have come after all.

Have fun circling my former lover, waiting for her to cry.

Have you ever 9/11'd anyone?

Have you ever had any thoughts of violence towards Pierce Hawthorne?

Have you ever masturbated in the study room?

Have you guys ever tasted scotch?

Have you guys seen that billboard on Water Street...

Have you met the women that do like me?

He apparently used nothing but gold to assemble his circuitry,

He asked me if he should have

He begs you to stop watching, but you can't.

He can't leave.

He can't see you.

He clearly has a connection to the non cartoon reality.

He did mean to say, "Butts Carlton."

He dropped this on us like a ton of bricks.

He drops it on you like a ton of bricks.

He fixes cuckoo clocks for fun.

He funneled that wealth

He gave me this.

He gutted us. Retreat.

He has sex with one computer, and that's his legacy?

He is a duck.

He kind of nailed it, didn't he?

He likes to get laid. He's not that old."

He said, "Collect your tokens."

He should be called "The Run on Sentence Bandit."

He specified in his will that no matter how natural in appearance

He took the boys. He took the dog.

He took the D.V.R.

He wants to see a sample, set a price,

He wants to seek damages.

He was my everything.

He was rich for having invented the 9 track cassette,

He'll do anything to win, and that includes attacking you.

He'll live,

He's a complex performer. He'll give you The Rock,

He's a good guy. We can't afford to keep splitting the rent two ways.

He's a old boy.

He's also confessed to dropping coins...

He's asking for records

He's bolting!

He's catfishing you.

He's dead. Footsteps behind the door to the north.

He's fake dead.

He's having trouble planning his curriculum.

He's killing it.

He's not kidding. I thought I was imagining it.

He's not really dead.

He's not your grandson. He's my son.

He's out there. You might find him, if you get your crap together.

He's right.

He's staying with family.

He's survived by many ex wives..

He's telling the truth.

He's the one making bad bridges.

He's there!

He's under the bleachers!

Headline items.

Heads up. There's an insurance appraiser coming tomorrow.

Heal our moderate wounds!

Hear that, Britta? You can have half of Jeff's share.

Heart's in the right place, but he's wrong.

Heartburn. It doesn't help me catch criminals.

Hector is trying to lift you.

Hector the Well Endowed? Again?

Hello, everyone. I am Tristram Steelheart.

Hello, Greendale, as you know, our school will soon be replaced...

Hello, Greendale.

Hello, Jeffrey. I see you decided to join MeowMeowBeenz.

Hello, Save Greendale Committee.

Hello?

Hello.

Hello. What happened to you?

Help me club this hatch open.

Help, lava.

Hence the legend that he died of the first computer virus.

Her emotional components are still on line.

Her sacrifice got us this far, and now we can't lose.

Here are your blueprints. Sorry it took so long.

Here are your sodas. Oh, my God.

Here I come.

Here they are. Here they are.

Here to pull over our smiles 'cause our mouths have tinted windows.

Here we go.

Here we go. You wanted to get dirty. This is where it starts.

Here, let me lead. My light's better.

Here, let me show you.

Here.

Here. I gathered some materials.

Here's a bulletin for you:

Here's a song that's been shooting up the request line...

Here's all you need to know...

Here's our 1987 civil rights march.

Here's what is: 25% for each of us

Hey, Abed. Lab ran late.

Hey, after I was electrocuted,

Hey, bro, free crackers. Wanna spend your life opening lockers?

Hey, Chang, you've become a bad guy again?

Hey, Charlotte. I see what you did there.

Hey, guys, Bixel and I would like to introduce you...

Hey, guys, we found a hatch in the floor underneath the vending machine.

Hey, guys.

Hey, guys. Take it from a bunch of ghosts.

Hey, handsome. This stool taken?

Hey, here you go. Here you go.

Hey, hey, you've got a...

Hey, how hilarious would that be?

Hey, how's it going?

Hey, I am a thief, not a wuss. I search too.

Hey, I didn't scamper in the jungles of Nicaragua and I won't do it now.

Hey, I got to say,

Hey, I was thinking off campus lunch.

Hey, I'll back you up no matter what.

Hey, I'm gonna peel off some band aids here.

Hey, I've got an idea.

Hey, it's the "aww couple."

Hey, Jeff, how's the old curriculum going?

Hey, let's turd some lockers!

Hey, listen, I got a former partner

Hey, look. It's Ronald Mohammed.

Hey, my name's Tommy Talouca. I'm from hallway C. I'm a two.

Hey, seat feet.

Hey, that's not true!

Hey, those guys in there told me...

Hey, wait, I warned you to separate these worlds.

Hey, walk, don't run, mister! This isn't a racetrack!

Hey, what are you doing with Raquel?

Hey, you can't just say he's gone. You owe us an ending.

Hey, you people can actually die now.

Hey, you're not allowed in there.

Hey, you're the one who left the door unlocked

Hey!

Hey! Are you crazy? Wha... uh...

Hey! We can't go to the bathroom!

Hey.

Hi, everybody. I'm Jeff. Uhm... Mr. Winger.

Hi, guys.

Hi, I guess we're gonna be partners.

Hi, I'm Kevin, this is Kyle, and here's a fun handshake

Hi, kids.

Hi, my name is Ronald Mohammed. Go ahead, heard them all.

Hi, there.

Hi, yes, I'd like to replace all my teeth with diamonds.

Hi.

Hickey and Edison, something in the job queue.

Hickey, you chicken.

Hickey, you keep in touch with any criminals you busted?

Hidden, buried treasure.

His body becomes wreathed in white hot flame, burning Hector for...

His body was never found, nor was his immense wealth.

His entire head coated in chrome.

His eyes are opening.

His former study group, murdered him.

His mind games and his sperm and he can put...

Hobgoblins are heading toward Nuggins with spears.

Hobgoblins don't like their odds. They bolt into the jungle.

Hold off those hiss tanks.

Hong Kong, 1964.

Hope you don't mind if I play through.

How about it, Aziz?

How about that name?

How about we have these drinks...

How about you people leave me alone and I hereby grant that to Greendale?

How could you? What were you thinking?

How did Greendale damage you, Annie?

How did you become the group's airhead?

How did you know? Did you investigate pornography when you were a cop?

How do I know you didn't do that on purpose?

How do we get past those guards?

How do you know?

How do you shake a story?

How else do you expect somebody to sit through something like that?

How long are we in here, Cold Shoulder?

How many game days since the Skull River ripped us apart?

How many MeowMeowBeenz?

How many psychotic breaks on campus?

How many real hours since I've gone pee?

How much is this scampy little hole in the earth gonna cost us this year?

How much you feel in general.

How much you remind me of my aunt.

How would I go about getting records

How would that even work?

How would you like a job on the school board?

Howdy!

However, every ending is also a beginning.

Huh, thanks a lot, Francis Ford repo man.

Humans make better banks than piggies.

Humphries was your case.

Hurry up. I'm late for Human Rights class.

I actually forgot for a second that Pierce was dead.

I actually might enjoy teaching.

I admire your optimism, Garrett.

I ain't living with your month long girlfriend, brah.

I almost feel left out.

I also don't think they can handle being apart.

I also leave you a cylinder of my sperm.

I also leave you this liquid nitrogen cooled cylinder of my hyper virile sperm

I always forget that, I guess because you guys don't really act like friends.

I always regretted it.

I always thought that hairpiece was a bit cowardly.

I always wanted to try a polygraph. They're like the pie fight of cop movies.

I am a Dungeon Master.

I am glad that it's a dead medium.

I am him! That's the point.

I am Joseph Gordon Diehard...

I am Joseph Gordon, son of Riggs.

I am Kickpuncher.

I am neither left nor right. I am the space between.

I am Neo in the third act of the Matrix.

I am screwed!

I am so excited!

I am the bringer of change. I am the filler of cracks.

I am the creator of your reality.

I am the system.

I am...

I asked you to put the phone number on the screen.

I assume you know why I'm keeping you after class.

I barely get to see him on major holidays.

I believe in taking risks.

I bet that's why Abed is like a brother to me.

I bore my soul to you!

I build a fire and construct a crude wooden rack...

I came from here. I work here.

I can actually experience this food warm and disgusting.

I can be inconsiderate and a lot of other things.

I can be passive aggressive sometimes.

I can do that.

I can feel it! Yes! I can feel reality!

I can get you a price per book, find a buyer, and make a deal.

I can help,

I can... Can I hear him looting upstairs?

I can...guarantee. The Winger...beaten...you.

I can't accept that based on one time machine story.

I can't afford to take her anywhere.

I can't believe Pierce is gone.

I can't believe Pierce would think we might murder him.

I can't believe you did it during your eulogy.

I can't break a four.

I can't concentrate on the dance moves.

I can't hear dead people, Annie.

I can't hear either.

I can't hear you when you're covered in rocks.

I can't just pretend I'm teaching.

I can't let you leave until we're done with this deal

I can't sleep without my stuffies.

I can't stop thinking this school might be in trouble

I can't tell anyone.

I cast "Speak with Monsters," and I say:

I cast "Torvin's Flesh of Fire."

I certainly hope you'll be a better teacher than him.

I cheated on him

I checked out Mrs. Plimpton.

I choose Anthony!

I commented on his commentary. I just drew a circle around Abed, baby.

I consume humanity.

I control everything, or else!

I converted the lunch menu to a spreadsheet.

I could get used to this.

I could never drive a wedge between you and some guy from work.

I could offer you a job.

I could turn things around, I swear. Look.

I create a boundless world, and I bind it by rules.

I created this. I chose this.

I destroyed something valuable?

I detonated a mollusc.

I did it.

I did it. This school is story free. We can be content now forever.

I did not admire Professor Sheffield,

I did not skip my son's birthday for second place.

I did, I gave her an "A."

I didn't get around to seeing the third one,

I didn't just masturbate in the study room.

I didn't know going away parties could be so much fun.

I didn't know if I could trust you anymore!

I didn't know teachers could cut in line.

I didn't like the number. 555? It's derivative.

I didn't mean it.

I didn't see anything. I did not see anything!

I didn't want this

I do wanna make a difference.

I don't anticipate a lot of pushback on that. I think we're all embarrassed.

I don't call nobody don't call me.

I don't care enough to lie, so no.

I don't deserve to fake live.

I don't have to. I'll just imagine where you're about to be.

I don't know how else to make it right.

I don't know if I'm gonna head across the bridge.

I don't know if it's like a joke to you. Are all Asian men like a joke?

I don't know if you guys see me as human anymore.

I don't know what that was, I don't.

I don't know what that was.

I don't know, if I was in 70 films over 30 years,

I don't know, man. Seems like you hate it.

I don't know, seems kind of cheap.

I don't know.

I don't know. I definitely remember you complaining about him a lot.

I don't know. In real life, I don't know, but I can fake fix him.

I don't mess with your brain, Annie.

I don't really know how girlfriends work,

I don't start watching shows...

I don't suppose anyone wants to know I consider this a violation.

I don't think the lava goes away until you stop leaving.

I don't think the lava's here because you're leaving.

I don't think this competition is healthy.

I don't think what you did back there was cool.

I don't think you heard his question. The answer is yes!

I don't think you're gonna learn if I tell you how to think

I don't think...

I don't wanna be a five. I was happy as a three. I'm miserable.

I don't wanna be a middle aged community college teacher.

I don't wanna die up here! Oh, Lord!

I don't want it to be there. I want you to be able to leave.

I don't want it to happen with you

I don't want space. I want you to move in here.

I don't want to talk about it.

I don't want us to waste our chance to acknowledge...

I don't.

I doubt it.

I doubt this is a coincidence.

I drank a fifth of scotch.

I draw my sword, and I cry out, "Back, eight legged demons!

I drop on the last one and grapple.

I failed my husband. I failed my kids.

I feel like someone's about to hand me a Starburst.

I find it funny that you ever thought you could catch me.

I find it funny you ever thought you could catch me.

I fire an arrow at them.

I fire two...

I forgive you, but only to escape the established pattern

I forgot what it was like to be good at being bad.

I fought for this country...

I found it at goodwill.

I get it.

I go to Tristram, and I'm laughing...

I got a better idea.

I got a piece of popcorn stuck in my tooth.

I got an idea. Why don't we just sort of reshuffle all these...

I got cracked!

I got him a little.

I got it.

I got it. Get out of the way.

I got one of these label things. I mean, it makes custom labels.

I got screwed back.

I got this far to take Shirley down.

I got this from Professor Hickey.

I got to go backstage once and meet the whole band.

I got to go to the bathroom.

I gotta get to the cafeteria before they run out of apples.

I guess I could use decent parking.

I guess I have what you might call an aversion to education.

I guess I knew Pierce was part of a weird, futuristic cult,

I guess I overextended my schedule.

I guess I should learn your name, young lady.

I guess it could use a little something theme wise

I guess it was just air.

I guess it's easy to pretend that you don't when you got it.

I guess my knee jerk concern would be

I guess now this is the first one, so it should be the next one.

I guess that actually looked the way it did in my head.

I guess the key to dance decoration is just pick an idea.

I guess you found a way to deal with it

I had a chance to be your friend in high school, but I was busy trying to be cool.

I had a dream like this, but it was sexual.

I had a monumental evening by myself.

I had the craziest dream.

I happen to be a single male. Visitors leave things.

I hate her, I hate her, I hate her, I hate her,

I hate her, I hate her, I hate her, I hate her, I hate her.

I hated Reese's Pieces before E.T. ate them. Sorry.

I have a box of forgotten items in my apartment.

I have a couple Star Trek questions, if you don't mind.

I have a lifetime of experience with red tape. I know when to walk away.

I have a very attractive aunt.

I have Abed's abilities and memories, but I'm missing his wild emotionality.

I have accomplished things down here you couldn't even possibly imagine.

I have an idea.

I have dinner plans.

I have no idea how to make a curriculum.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I have seen human heads used for things other than heads,

I have this idea for a movie.

I have three kids.

I have to go to the bathroom again.

I have to practise drawing the duck from different angles.

I have to say, I was brought in here to estimate Greendale's liability...

I have travelled so far from you.

I have... I tell you what we could listen to.

I haven't been completely honest.

I hope I make you proud.

I hope your flesh rots in... Wait.

I I can't offer you any money.

I just got out of a show.

I just have to find him.

I just know he's clearly left some kind of vacuum.

I just need his DNA.

I just think there's some unresolved issues here.

I just wanted you guys to think I was cool.

I just wish we had more time.

I keep having these visions

I knew it. You don't have a drinking problem.

I knew you couldn't go to that stupid dinner.

I know a lady in the IT Department.

I know a skinny, little Hebrew handyman you could meet.

I know how much you feel for the campus, Jeff.

I know how to save Greendale.

I know Michael from my anarchist days.

I know somebody that knows people.

I know that because it smells like weed.

I know that's your one talking.

I know the expression, Chang.

I know this is bad timing, but I should go if I'm gonna make the movie, so...

I know this place.

I know we're in E 9 in the east wing.

I know what it feels like when people try to control me.

I know what Pierce is referring to.

I know what you guys think of me, okay?

I know where the tower is.

I know where they went.

I know why I'm here. I'm unconscious.

I know you know it's wrong to do that without telling us.

I know.

I learned how to say this in sign language.

I leave my spacious timeshare in Florida...

I leave you this tiara, which you once refused to accept.

I like coffee and water, don't step to me

I like that Abed wanted to send Troy off.

I liked the idea at first, giving a voice to the unheard...

I liked watching them run in circles. But I wonder...

I lived in New York.

I lost perspective. Students aren't the enemy,

I lost this my first week here.

I love G.I. Joe!

I love my four from Vicki.

I love textbooks. That's why I stole them.

I love textbooks. That's why I stole these.

I love that.

I love you guys.

I made a deal with the dean.

I made a game that made you and everyone else see what I see.

I make small talk now.

I masturbated everywhere.

I may be evil,

I mean unresolved issues

I mean, fun is fun, but I don't want my last day here...

I mean, he seemed scared to smell that flower

I mean, I may have wanted to slap him now and again, but I didn't kill him.

I mean, I may not love teaching,

I mean, I'm right. I mean, I'm wrong.

I mean, I'm wrong. I mean, I'm right. I mean, I'm wrong

I mean, in the commercial...

I mean, it's how I want to go, but, hey, I'm a little nutty.

I mean, that's why I never lost a case

I mean, there's nothing in the budget for school saver,

I mean, this is what matters, isn't it?

I mean, wah, see what I did there? That's proof!

I mean, we only went to Yale.

I mean, who in the hell does he think he is?

I mean, why mix metaphors? Ants don't have butts.

I mean, you may have slept with my aunt...

I might accidentally win an Oscar

I missed out on four more years of Annie.

I must say, I don't know what we did, but we sure did it.

I need Marvin's records to prove that he was irresponsibly educated.

I need to learn how to really run a business

I need to learn how to work with other people.

I need to verify that you know enough to teach.

I never lied to you.

I never returned Time Bandits to Blockbuster.

I never said that. When did we split The Gazette from The Mirror?

I never thought I'd see you.

I never... Okay, I just...

I notch two arrows.

I noticed whenever you were in a relationship,

I only give money to homeless people when I'm walking with someone.

I owe you nothing.

I padded your share of the rent by $10

I pressed this button on accident...

I punch him in the heart and I keep running.

I push pens, Britta.

I put 5 milligrams of something something in your coffees and we all got an "A."

I really shouldn't, I have a...

I recently became a four.

I recently infiltrated a secret Cobra dig site,

I remember it from the '90s.

I represent Marvin Humphries, the engineer who designed it.

I riffed that.

I robbed your brain. I robbed it.

I said I was sorry.

I said, "no. How would you do that?"

I saw it in the credits once. "Why don't they call it Planet Trek?"

I say we take a stand here.

I search. Can I search or are you gonna stab me in the back?

I see a man...

I see your value now.

I send word on wings of sparrows...

I should get home. Haven't slept.

I should go clean out my locker, she said at the age of 33.

I should go number two soon.

I should introduce myself to her friends and...

I shouldn't have to put mustard on my face for this to make sense.

I showed you the right truth.

I spent half my days at university in wigs and tights.

I started this coat check without permission anyway.

I still don't fully understand the laser lotus theology.

I still got my Winger moves.

I still got two days left on the rental.

I stole all these books and put 'em in this room

I suppose now is as good a time as any.

I take a moment of silence to mourn my fallen comrade, Crouton...

I talked to Professor Hickey and it turns out

I teach law at Greendale,

I think about Lisa, sitting in that hole in Darktooth Canyon...

I think he has something I don't, a shortcut.

I think he's a genius. I mean, he keeps getting hired

I think he's never met me.

I think I got an idea.

I think I will go to the bank and get so much change...

I think if you tell us what you think, then we'll learn that.

I think it's cute. And while I normally don't condone climbing on furniture...

I think it's here because I won't let go. Sorry.

I think it's spending too much money on a crime...

I think my value as a teacher is to teach you how to learn.

I think our opinions about pop culture are fed to us

I think that's why the call it "Excel

I think they went down inside it.

I think this imaginary lava might symbolise Abed's fear of change.

I think we can all agree that the gross thing here

I think we got into this mess by thinking there was such a thing as better people.

I think we should start looking for some right now.

I think we'll be okay.

I think we're ready to end. We've humored this long enough.

I think you gave me the wrong medication.

I think you have us mistaken for you, Chang.

I think you mean the wedding is off.

I think you two like to partner up on cutesy capers...

I think you're right. Thank you.

I think you're telling us we should teach ourselves.

I think.

I thought better of you, young lady.

I thought he did great.

I thought I might contact alumni

I thought I'd be able to come up with something on the fly.

I thought pinhead in space was a bit of a letdown,

I thought the meaning of people was somewhere in here.

I thought you should break into groups,

I threw the money into expanding. I just didn't think I could fail.

I told you about my holding hands at Disneyland fantasy.

I told you you'd be back.

I told you! How could you let this happen?

I tolerate Greendale.

I took a map of the campus and pinpointed all the locations...

I took them because it's my birthday and...

I tried to make that sound good, but that's what you're doing.

I try to stay on his good side. I owe him money.

I understand G.I. Joe has breached the perimeter.

I understand I've been crazy in the past...

I understand there's some internet

I use an older, British form of Facebook called Mug scroll.

I usually get Lipitor.

I wake up every night screaming.

I walk too far south, do I fall off your graph paper there?

I wanna be Buzzkill because of my awesome saw.

I wanna be in G.I. Joe.

I wanna fight for freedom

I wanna go home.

I wanna hang out with you guys and blow stuff up.

I wanna say something to you guys about mental health.

I wanna try something.

I want a student/teacher alliance, with you in charge.

I want my future kids to know this happened.

I want to go to this Greendale place now.

I want to kill myself.

I want to know what kind of monster

I want two taken alive.

I want what you want.

I want you to think about what I said

I wanted you to move in because I thought

I was 13.

I was best man at that guy's wedding.

I was dying!

I was in the storm drain lair of the Black River Ripper.

I was just vulnerable enough to do something really stupid.

I was lying the whole time. This is who I really am. This is me.

I was thinking about a hang glider.

I was trying to get it back. They're expensive. And he's not moving anymore.

I was trying to hold them to a higher standard.

I was up for three days that week. I invented an entire language,

I wasn't a real lawyer, remember?

I wasn't invited. My son had a kid three years ago.

I watched enough to find... the answers.

I watched my third wife die.

I will figure out why later.

I will find you!

I will force you two to grieve properly even if it kills us all.

I will not scoop you up with a catalogue and let you outside on this day!"

I will reward that honesty by giving you something easy.

I wish I knew sign language

I wish Troy was in my class instead of you!

I won 50,000 bucks.

I won't be here that long.

I won't go to that Tex Mex place.

I would appreciate some knocking. Do you know what goes on in here?

I would like to address the fact that there are

I would raise goats, hoard cinnamon, and travel only at night.

I would rather look at myself naked than the women I sleep with.

I would say you're quite correct, Mr. Winger.

I wrote a paper on those dogs.

I, as you know, am dramatic professor Sean Garrity,

I, for one, am glad that this is happening.

I, Ximxam, have a twin brother named Mixmax

I... I don't belong here. I belong in G.I. Joe.

I'd be depressed right now if these samples from work

I'd fill it with oil and hispanic voters.

I'd like to cast a healing spell on Fibrosis.

I'd like to give you a chance to do what I never did

I'd like to propose we forget everything that happened over the last few days.

I'd like to take the study room table in back and burn it.

I'd make fun of some physical detail about you,

I'd rather just stop at the meat store.

I'll be right back. I have to get something

I'll escort her to the common area.

I'll imaginary sleep when I'm imaginary dead.

I'll keep your secret, new Beenz.

I'll remember you as slowing us down and complaining a lot.

I'll sign.

I'll take a look at the whole picture...

I'll take it from here.

I'll tell you something. For five years...

I'll wait it out in this cell until you guys can reeducate me.

I'm 40.

I'm a bad person for tracking your location,

I'm a five because I know what the twos and the threes need. What do we need?

I'm a holy cleric with a mace and a dumb name.

I'm a monster?

I'm a psych major. Words are my weapons.

I'm a security guard. Weapons are my weapons.

I'm actually British.

I'm actually looking forward to a little bit of...

I'm afraid so, Chang.

I'm also Neo in the first act of the second Matrix.

I'm always one tooth off, and I just can't seem to...

I'm an educator, ma'am, living on a teacher's salary!

I'm asking the questions

I'm assuming more than half the risk

I'm climbing down the ladder.

I'm criminology professor Buzz Hickey...

I'm Crouton, the half orc Druid. Druid?

I'm dead.

I'm devastated.

I'm doing hands on research about the psychology of alcoholism.

I'm fine. I just...

I'm fine. I'm the only one who's not panicking.

I'm getting frustrated. If you take a look at your inventories, you'll see...

I'm glad you don't think making Jeff a five was a mistake.

I'm going to community college to start a career.

I'm going to help Shirley.

I'm gonna become a five and expose this for the sham it is.

I'm gonna check the others. Check your character.

I'm gonna find discarded technology from this once great civilisation...

I'm gonna free people's minds.

I'm gonna get a four year psych degree,

I'm gonna go score some blow.

I'm gonna need you guys to stay back

I'm gonna put my dagger down right here, so we can just talk.

I'm gonna tell you something that I'd like to stay between us.

I'm helping to hook a whole new batch of little Annies on Adderall.

I'm here to do my third act apology.

I'm his clone. Let's get the lead out, Burton

I'm impressed, and embarrassed. I sold out.

I'm in a battle called having three kids.

I'm in a story.

I'm in. Cage class, sounds fun.

I'm Jeff Winger, and if I had my choice,

I'm just a figment of your creeping dementia.

I'm just gonna leave quietly.

I'm just in it for the money. My son's getting gay married.

I'm just not very good at public speaking and...

I'm kidding.

I'm like everyone else.

I'm like, "That's two cups," and she's like, "What?"

I'm like, "Two cups, balls back, tops off."

I'm meeting my guy in an hour.

I'm much sadder than the rest of you.

I'm no hero. I'm a high school dropout and a bartender, so don't listen to me.

I'm not afraid to push a girl into make believe lava.

I'm not controlling him! He's doing this himself!

I'm not crying because of you.

I'm not dreaming about settling down.

I'm not going to become Christian, Shirley,

I'm not gonna be a teacher, Abed. That's lame.

I'm not gonna take it off.

I'm not insane. I just had a weird experience at the theatre last night.

I'm not leaving, okay? Just... I promise.

I'm not Mythbusters.

I'm not part of this

I'm not pitching to you.

I'm not saying that.

I'm not sure, but I think our answers will be at Greendale.

I'm offended by that question.

I'm on your side.

I'm only dying out there, Annie.

I'm only gonna say this once.

I'm out of data minutes.

I'm out.

I'm photocopying my rear end.

I'm punishing you, Jeffrey. Starting next week...

I'm really scared to go on my trip.

I'm right.

I'm rolling dexterity checks to see if you all hold on

I'm sensing an emergency collage situation.

I'm signing up. I've always wanted to know.

I'm so excited for you.

I'm sorry for the stuff I said.

I'm sorry I punched my landlord, but I'm not getting my deposit back.

I'm sorry, Abed, but to the spoiler goes the victory.

I'm sorry, birthday stuff?

I'm sorry, Jeff. I have to drop your class.

I'm sorry, Rachel, is this your home?

I'm sorry?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. But you didn't leave me any choice.

I'm speechless.

I'm still raw from what happened with Britta back there.

I'm still really hurt by mom turning her back on me

I'm sure I have no idea what you're speaking of.

I'm sure we can work this out.

I'm sure we'll figure it out.

I'm sweating like a Catholic on Judgment Day.

I'm taking census. Fill out this form, but don't talk. I can't hear.

I'm taste testing rations for the shelter I'm digging.

I'm the one who hit Jeff's Lexus in the parking lot.

I'm the only one left.

I'm thinking I'm gonna transfer to city college...

I'm Tiny Nuggins, a thief, and the rest is gibberish.

I'm Tiny Nuggins.

I'm very happy right now.

I'm watching you acting scientific

I'm watching you, okay?

I'm who Hickey was, Sir Riggs Diehard

I'm worried about Abed and Annie. They're not ready for this to end.

I've always regretted not telling you

I've been accelerating our relationship

I've been busting my butt for five years,

I've been drinking.

I've been instructed to point out that that means you're gay.

I've been spending so much time with computers,

I've better things to do with my life.

I've compiled a short list of the most immediate Greendale emergencies.

I've defined myself with reactions to and from other people my whole life.

I've enjoyed our game. It's funny how close...

I've failed Bones.

I've generated a few ideas involving social media...

I've generated some details about the surrounding area.

I've got a cousin, Clive, who's got a spare room.

I've got a problem. I don't like Abed's problem with our lack of problems.

I've had a really hard day. I need to just fat dog this concept.

I've heard this song before. Winger, who is this?

I've modified your wingpack to break this barrier, and..

I've never been more sure about anything in my entire life.

I've never been to Legoland.

I've never felt more alive.

I've never felt so alive!

I've never stepped foot outside of Colorado.

I've only seen two Police Academies.

I've punched about a thousand hearts in my life.

I've seen insurance appraisers bleed.

Ideas come to me all the time.

Idiots won,

If Abed sees a hamburger, we'll all travel in time.

If Annie was around, I'd have less chance of screwing things up.

If I come over there...

If I don't break out sausages, my ass goes in the grinder next January

If I had a final wish, I'd use it to stay alive.

If I stop resisting, it'll stop being a story.

If I walk away, I'll only get into heaven by turning you in.

If it was money that you guys wanted,

If it's anything like a regular dungeon,

If Jeff didn't change,

If Jeff's hallucinating something this cool,

If not, it'll be because an asteroid has destroyed all human civilization,

If one of you rolled your bullet number,

If parking for the IT guy puts that board back where it belongs...

If Rachel or I win, Rachel moves in.

If she hasn't given anything back, it might be time to move on.

If somebody tells me about a murder,

If that were true,

If that's the highest DEFCON, and if high DEFCONs are worse than low ones.

If the filter is mistakenly blocking a site...

If the media tells kids what to think, all they'll know is..

If there is a blurble, the Lord keeps it hidden for a reason.

If there's no story, what am I explaining?

If this is what you really want to do.

If this were a cartoon, there'd be a word for "cartoon"

If we can get you up there right now,

If we found it,

If we hand these over, they'll really go missing.

If we stop now, that doesn't make us better.

If we sue Greendale, can I be a surprise witness?

If we want to beat Pierce at his game,

If we're no better than Pierce,

If you enter, you'll be centre stage with all eyes on you...

If you makes you feel any better, you'll never find them.

If you miss it, you're letting the anti terrorists win.

If you never call me Dane Cook again, I'll stand down.

If you or Anthony win, I'll politely surrender

If you shared a bathroom, it'd go pretty smoothly.

If you wanna dynamite it, all we ask is that you let us light the fuse.

If you wanna hang a bulletin board, get a work order.

If you want to collect women's underwear, can't you just buy them?

If you watch closely, at the seven minute mark in Snake Eyes,

If you were a post apocalyptic survivor...

If you're going to confiscate this, know one thing.

If you're gonna bitch about moving boxes?

If you're gonna continue, Hank, Britta, Chang, Dean Pelton...

If you're interested in learning more,

If you're listening, Pierce, you were a hell of a D&D player.

Imaginary Britta is right. And only imaginary Britta.

In a church, Britta? For shame.

In a cool way like Keyser Soze or a lame way like Jewel of the Nile?

In a totalitarian surveillance state.

In a vent, right?

In addition, I am prepared to leave Troy Barnes

In all your sexual fantasies about Pierce Hawthorne,

In case your lesbian lifestyle one day wears out

In here we're immortal.

In it? How much?

In Jeff and Britta's case, something that would last six episodes

In order to justify this poster.

In order to save money, Shirley stopped using real tofu

In our clan, the leader carries the hilt, his eldest heir, the blade...

In our language, which there isn't.

In real life, the robot wins.

In the distance, you notice a patrol of hobgoblins.

In the east hall's storage room.

In the midst of all this Marvin Humphries business,

In the words of your hacky duck, "What the hell?"

In these visions you're having,

In this incredibly persuasive literature they passed out.

Including quite possibly Borchert's millions.

Incredible

Initiate regeneration sequence.

Innocent people don't confess.

Intensive Karen.

Interesting.

Into a cold start,

Into a computer school called Greendale,

Into a labyrinth of emotional manipulation and strategic instigation.

Intro to Chemistry. Third edition.

Involving the black guy in all these photographs.

Is actually a syndicated children's cartoon.

Is Cobra not a ruthless terrorist organization

Is deforestation on the list?

Is Duncan okay?

Is good example of a question. Moving on.

Is in some kind of actual, real medical jeopardy?

Is it cool if I poop?

Is it life?

Is it me, or are more people wearing grey?

Is it true that after the attack...

Is it true that you and Abed Nadir have an elaborate doomsday escape plan

Is it true that you overcharged Troy and Abed for their share of the rent?

Is it true that you planted geo trafficking devices

Is it true that you're a platinum level donor

Is on the Internet

Is one of your trophies a pair of Miss Perry's panties?

Is she always so different?

Is that all a bulletin board is? A piece of cork? That's not what it is...

Is that Britta? Is she alive?

Is that Pierce is snooping through my stuff.

Is that what you want to hear?

Is that where the others are?

Is that where the teachers' lounge is?

Is that why my review of The Grey is constantly changing?

Is that why you were spending so much time by the coffin?

Is that you can't understand every little thing,

Is the air working in here?

Is the bond between father and son."

Is the real me?

Is there a dot I'm not connecting?

Is there a Mr. Winger in here?

Is this a real conversation or are we being bugged by the feds?

Is this the return of the Ass Crack Bandit?

Is worth over $20 million

Isn't it strange how it took this school shutting down...

Isn't she great? She's everything I love about America.

Isn't that crazy? You ever been grounded? You ever been punished?

It affects the health plan.

It carries a note.

It didn't. I love hospital administration.

It doesn't hurt because it isn't real

It entitles you to 5 dollar footlongs for life.

It happens somewhere every day.

It helps me see why you were so upset. I ruin anything as good as what's here?

It hurts.

It is no secret that the threes and twos...

It just makes us so dishonest that we would rather be poor

It leads to a ladder which goes straight down to another open door...

It means he gets your meatballs.

It never registered, yet was given a five from outside the system.

It says right here that this stairway leads to sublevel three.

It says you're next.

It seems like Greendale the city

It should be possible to contest these conditions as unreasonable...

It shredded my meniscus!

It sounds fake. How can every number start with 555?

It sounds worse on paper than it was.

It stopped raining.

It took all your money. It took four years of your life.

It took your Winger moves.

It turns idiots into bridge collapsers

It was a weird time. The Bionic Woman won an Emmy.

It was all animated

It was amazing!

It was between a Thighmaster and a Dick Tracy Burger King glass.

It was closed for sentimental reasons.

It was deeply sad. You know, funeral style.

It was dehydration from filling up all of those cylinders.

It was my fault this time.

It was proven effective

It wasn't a taco truck, and it was racist of me

It wasn't about hurting you. I did what I did in the name of breakfast.

It'll drive her nuts, she'll drop.

It's "Bear Down For Midterms."

It's "from whom," "by whom." But he nailed the third question.

It's "syllabi."

It's 3 dollars.

It's a bear dance!

It's a callback to when we met first season.

It's a condition that comes on

It's a container for all this little stuff...

It's a diploma mill.

It's a doomsday plan, not a picnic plan.

It's a good apology. You're a good kid.

It's a good place for good people.

It's a good school. There's no need to get sentimental.

It's a guy who puts quarters down butt cracks, Jeff.

It's a mild, kind sativa, perfect for playing guitar.

It's a place that you can do it.

It's a play on words. "Bear down" is an expression.

It's a problem I have.

It's a script I wrote about a cop on the edge.

It's a trick!

It's a vent.

It's a video of a kitten.

It's about this guy who oversees polygraph tests,

It's actually your old study room.

It's all based on rows and columns of cells

It's anti semitic to do things like that when you know full well you're *******.

It's as if there's something about this place

It's called contentment.

It's called The Fat Dog And it will amaze

It's cool. When one of you gets kidnapped,

It's down to us. You or Britta will be the winner.

It's Duncan.

It's embarrassing, and I don't wanna be crazy, but I am crazy, so...

It's essentially the same, I'm sure, just a bit more focused.

It's fake killing time.

It's filling me with a sense of endless hours

It's fool proof.

It's Friday night. What's everybody doing?

It's fun.

It's great. It's got betrayal, boobs, espionage, dragons

It's hard when his back's turned three quarters because of the beak.

It's how they comfort victims in movies.

It's human crap style.

It's impossible to get any higher without half the fives.

It's just a bunch of wires.

It's just even if we do save Greendale,

It's Leonard.

It's like toast bossing crackers around.

It's midterm time. People have to "bear down"...

It's more disarming than it sounds.

It's my mom's. I started wearing it because...

It's my money. It's my choice.

It's my whole ideantity!

It's not a game for me. I'm seeing real lava because you're leaving.

It's not made up It's not made up

It's not that.

It's not... I'm..

It's now available in the app store, 99 cents.

It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay. Part of making sacrifices for my loved ones...

It's on me. Hug it out.

It's one duck, his name is Jim,

It's only as dangerous as whoever invited you.

It's platonic shoulder holding.

It's pointless to explain.

It's Professor Winger!

It's pronounced "al u minium."

It's riot time! Yeah!

It's selling our information to spammers because I am getting a lot more e mail...

It's separated from the live action layer

It's settled.

It's so clear now.

It's so dusty. Let's get this off the table.

It's starving children with cleft palates, Britta.

It's strange after all these years how much we've kept hidden from each other.

It's the new G.I. Joe submachopter,

It's the number of my business.

It's the same tiara I used to wear

It's the star of "Head of the Ass."

It's time to level up.

It's too far, it's too...

It's true.

It's unbelievable.

It's Vice Cobra Assistant Commander

It's Wingman! He's escaped!

It's... It's not like last time.

Item one, the Greendale student census is out of date.

Its beta test ended days ago.

Its purpose... to fight Cobra,

Its secrets untouched,

Janitor?

Jeez!

Jeez. Aw, was that lifeline?

Jeff could come back to Greendale as a teacher.

Jeff is gonna help me save the school.

Jeff made me apply for handicapped parking so he can get a better spot.

Jeff made us a family.

Jeff Winger, did you know you're gay?

Jeff Winger's unconscious, because he...

Jeff, Annie, Pierce is dead.

Jeff, Annie. Get to Shirley Island. We'll meet you there.

Jeff, can you hear us? It's Annie.

Jeff, full disclosure...

Jeff, here's your present.

Jeff, Hickey, Annie, Shirley, washed down the left fork of the river...

Jeff, I once saw you convince an arson victim

Jeff, if you wanted to save Greendale,

Jeff, in case you ever have to remember me,

Jeff, please. I don't want you to die.

Jeff, say something.

Jeff, that's your ten year old self talking

Jeff, this case was all I had.

Jeff, we've known each other a long time, right?

Jeff, you don't have time to take a blow off class.

Jeff, you made Annie cry.

Jeff, you've been keeping your birthday a secret?

Jeff!

Jeff?

Jeff.

Jeff. Hey, Shirley. I'm not a five anymore. I'm a one like everyone else.

Jeff...

Jeff... It's for Pierce.

Jeffrey, do you know where you are?

Jeffrey, go with my "take off your shirt" plan!

Jeffrey, how can you help?

Jeffrey, it's me, the Dean. I'm right here.

Jeffrey, shame on you. I have three kids.

Jeffrey, we need to carve out some time to learn Excel.

Jeffrey!

Jeffrey! Are you okay?

Jeffrey.

Jerry, Carlo, Crazy Schmidt. I'm Annie.

Jesus!

Jib jabbing?

Jim the Duck. I'm crazy? Something's wrong with me? Jim the Duck?

Johnny Depp, the bad kind of good.

Jump.

Just a few.

Just a little protestant humor.

Just a reminder you gotta live life to the fullest.

Just as Mr. Hawthorne wrote them down, I assure you.

Just ask Chris Brown or China.

Just because it's adorable doesn't mean it's not important.

Just do it right. Knock, knock.

Just doing the "respect the dead" jig a lig?

Just focus, okay?

Just in case we need to bargain our way onto a boat.

Just lay down a suppressive fire,

Just listen to yourself...

Just one thing. Watch this. Initiate ballistic foam.

Just pick an idea and bear down on it.

Just practice drawings.

Just reach down with your hand and...

Just remember, it's okay if we fail.

Just spider webs and beanbag chairs.

Just...

Keep fighting it until it falls apart.

Keep fighting the story.

Keep it frosty, ladies. Don't let your goats get gotched.

Keep this for when you're in a quick draw.

Keep your eyes peeled. I don't know why, but serial killers

Keeping my people happy. It's an uphill battle

Kickpuncher was a cop before he became a cyborg.

Kids with cleft palates should have extra food, not less. I'm in.

Kids, little boys...

Klang doesn't approve of you and Lisa, Golbak...

Knock, knock.

Know where my department's power comes from?

Ladies and gentlemen, please put your tray tables in their party positions.

Landlord's in jail and money's tight.

Last chance, Jeffrey.

Last day?

Lava joust?

Lay down a suppressive fire!

Leave no '70s reference unturned.

Leave weapons at the door and spare doors at the entrance.

Left her for dead?

Leia, well, let me tell you something, Leia,

Leonard, hello, how are you?

Leonard, would you rather a three serve the fives food?

Let me ask you a question, lady, can you pay out of pocket?

Let me ask you two something.

Let me be one of the six this year.

Let me be, like, the 50th person at this school to ask:

Let me know what you need from me. On the down low. Way down low.

Let me put in a work order for you

Let the lack of story...

Let the real game begin.

Let's be clear. I want everything to get through that blocker.

Let's be fat dogs about this.

Let's begin.

Let's celebrate his life and death in the honest way,

Let's do it again

Let's do it. How do we begin?

Let's do what people do. Get a house we can't afford, a dog that makes us angry.

Let's eat cookies and ice cream...

Let's empty our tanks of lies once and for all.

Let's get his DNA. Don't touch the lava.

Let's get married.

Let's get out of here and never look back.

Let's go

Let's go get some milk for G.I. Joe.

Let's go.

Let's hit the lounge.

Let's hope the man doesn't target you

Let's just calm down and have a slow, pleasant chat

Let's just let it go.

Let's just say some women can't take a compliment.

Let's keep this centipede rolling. Give me a chair.

Let's make it a number eight.

Let's make some money.

Let's see how it works.

Letters of intent, engagement, everything. Multiple copies.

Liar. He'll never turn.

Lie.

Life is unfair, but it's the only thing we g...

Like a raised mole or a turkey deep fryer.

Like Holly Hunter, or Don Cheadle!

Like House Vogadash in the HBO series, Bloodlines of Conquest.

Like the kind in a one hour drama?

Like these.

Like this.

Like when Queen Stevarios massacres the entire Vogadash family...

Like, right under the gum. I've been trying like for 15 minutes...

Listen, as Britta's friend, I should give you this ad...

Listen.

Little place that rhymes with "not there."

Little victories count for a lot around here...

Locker, locker, locker.

Long live the review lution!

Long, quiet lull. Don't like it

Look at him. He's one of us.

Look at the bottle held by the school's

Look at the extension.

Look at the mustard on my face, but listen to my words.

Look at the rack I gave you.

Look at this one.

Look what Rachel got me: Pile of Bullets.

Look who's in here...

Look, I admire your idealism, but my guess is...

Look, I don't have to answer these...

Look, I might be broke, desperate, and nearly homeless,

Look, I think I'm over explaining it.

Look, I understand this is the first time

Look, I'm not good at eulogies

Look, I'm willing to give her half.

Look, if something sketchy is happening, I don't care.

Look, if you feel there's more work to be done on yourselves,

Look, if you're gonna just yell at me, why even...?

Look, no way, Annie.

Look, respect for the dead is only a thing

Look, this is not the issue! You're stealing from me!

Look, we are the committee that deals with Greendale's problems.

Look, you guys can split the money.

Look.

Look...

Looked like you were doodling chickens.

Looks as if you've lost your way.

Looks like modern times...

Love its potential.

Magnitude?

Make 'em dance, Winger.

Make sure you know the reason you're doing something...

Making a costume. Annie banned glue guns after an incident so hilarious...

Making this a chance to prove I'm better. I'm in!

Mama mahogany.

Man, your friend sure can talk.

Management's not allowed in the faculty lounge.

Mango.

Many geniuses defeated themselves through hubris.

Marigold. For obsidian, press one

Mark Zuckerberg is Fidel Castro in flip flops.

Matthew.

May I help you?

May I point out that you're doing this together?

May it be as brutal as we deserve.

Maybe after all we've been through...

Maybe go stay with family in Lincolnshire.

Maybe he's just good in good movies

Maybe I was wrong.

Maybe I'm basing them on beaks.

Maybe it dilutes or distracts from your excessive intensity.

Maybe it dilutes or distracts from your stupid butt.

Maybe it's because everyone else got one,

Maybe Nicolas Cage is just... crazy.

Maybe that's what he wanted.

Maybe the Ass Crack Bandit's point is we're letting our values slide.

Maybe the jukebox is the key to it.

Maybe they'll let us be G.I. Joes again.

Maybe we need to live with a therapist.

Maybe we're not as smart as you.

Maybe you haven't heard,

Maybe you noticed our logo was a snake?

Maybe you should've spent less money on special effect.

Maybe you shouldn't be... Okay.

Maybe you're looking for somebody

Maybe you've heard of it.

Me too.

Me too. I guess I could've put in some effort.

Me with a beard?

Me, your friend, British Jason Biggs.

Mediaeval fantasy based on these books nobody read.

Medium roughness, high tempo?

Meet your new Vice Dean, Russell Borchert.

MeowMeowBeenz is gonna make East Berlin look like Woodstock.

MeowMeowBeenz lets you say how much you like...

MeowMeowBeenz takes everything about human interaction...

Michael works the ladder. I will Banksy that mother!

Might be through a dude's zipper in the warehouse district,

Mildly autistic super detectives everywhere.

Millimetre don't make no difference. Bullets just kind of kill you.

Millions of dollars.

Mine was missing a thumb.

Mint.

Minuses are made up!

Minuses the best student in his class.

Miss Edison, did you use your exceptional intelligence

Miss Edison, good news.

Miss Edison, is it true you once secretly dosed

Miss Perry, have you ever eaten at the sandwich shop

Mitchell D. Hurwitz is Koogler, Rated R.

Mm mm, uh uh. Uh uh uh uh uh uh.

Mm, fully animated?

Mm, give him space. Repiloting can be intense.

Mm, I get it.

Mm.

Mmm.

Mom, it's Buzz. I'm gonna say this as fast as I can.

Most of their stuff is timeless.

Moving on to phase two, the actual saving of Greendale.

Moving upward into view, three huge, white arachnids with eagle wings.

Mr. Barnes, are you a subscriber to the video blog "Fun for Friends"?

Mr. Barnes, did you invent that handshake?

Mr. Egypt.

Mr. Hawthorne hasn't asked a question in quite some time, Mr. Winger.

Mr. Hawthorne's final round of questions.

Mr. Nadir drove our TV Studies professor

Mr. Stone, hit us with your grand finale.

Mr. Winger, how did you do that?

Mr. Winger, is it true that you keep trophies of your sexual conquests?

Mr. Winger, is that really the best use of our time?

Ms. Bennett, when God talks to you, what language does he use?

Mush! Mush!

Mush! mush!

My body doesn't respond well to the generic stuff.

My cartoon's about a duck. I was drawing him.

My computer and download the tutor...

My dealer's a gym teacher here.

My father got drunk in pubs and left me in my room!

My mother used to tell a story about how she killed a chicken.

My mother was a Stainsbury whore.

My name is Fourth Wall.

My name is Jeff Winger.

My name is Jeff Winger. And you're Annie.

My name was Vicki. Tell my story.

My new model will use a rear fixed dog system.

My original prototype was hunger based.

My power comes from a scarcity of parking...

My quickest time was 20 minutes.

My remaining shares in the Hawthorne Wipes company,

My same sex celebrity crush is Nathan Fillion.

My self published novels aren't going to publish themselves.

My sister wants to know what I'm bringing to my grandson's birthday.

My wife left. My girlfriend dumped me.

Nail you.

Nathan Fillion.

Need to gain speed before...

Neither have I, but trust me, they're bad people.

Nemesis?

New people show up.

Next on my list is this one.

Next, explain the pajamas.

Next, midterm dance is tonight. Who'd like to be on the decorating committee?

Nice try

Nice try.

Nice work, Tristram.

Nicolas Cage is one of pop culture's greatest mysteries.

Nicolas Cage is so weird.

Nicolas Cage, good or bad?

Nicolas Cage, good or bad. A challenge, certainly,

Nicolas Cage, huh? Oh! Oh!

No Asian Americans represented here.

No furniture beyond this point.

No marathons. Space out your viewings

No matter how transparently self destructive

No matter what,

No monologue for you. Give me your tie.

No more stories.

No need to rush into anything, I just wanted to address it

No one gets Abed.

No one knows what you're talking about.

No, an A minus means you actually earned an "A,"

No, Anthony! Just cut the carrots!

No, Chang, our friend's funeral was not awesome.

No, don't go! Where are you going?

No, don't.

No, go ahead.

No, guys, I'm serious. Doug and Janet, you're on lookout.

No, he's not. Take it from an expert in delusion

No, I did drugs in the parking lot of your church.

No, I did not.

No, I I'm sorry. What's your name?

No, it's yours.

No, no, but it's my case.

No, no, no, stop that! You're ghosts!

No, no, no, wait!

No, no, no.

No, no. That was the original Troy.

No, that.

No, they were these stupid youth pills

No, they're not.

No, this is my witness intimidation project.

No, to talk about selling this place.

No, we didn't.

No, we were partners again

No, you can't have ice cream for lunch.

No, you don't. That's the problem.

No, you have to gossip and give out food and make people feel guilty.

No!

No! Bid 5!

No! God, no.

No! It's always a story.

No! No!

No! No. Wait.

No! Unfair and racist.

No! What kind of question is that?

No.

No. I love it.

No. It's not a competition. The only winner is fun.

No. No, please.

No. These are Dave lyrics.

No. Well, let's go.

Nobody else deserves it.

Nobody gets out alive.

Nobody is gonna down vote a guy on his birthday.

Nobody picks up on my patterns! What am I gonna say next?

Nobody wants to admit its over, but come on.

Nobody's been in here since the '70s.

Nobody's really that bad.

None of that nickel and dime crap. I don't wanna leave a trail.

None of them involved his murder?

None of this conflict truly matters.

None of us can kill each other, we might as well team up.

Nonsense. All fives were reduced to oneness...

Nope. Don't like that sound.

Nope. Nobody do any of that. Abed, outside.

Not a bad idea. She could make you a two again.

Not a fifth of scotch and what the hell else.

Not all by himself. I am learning Excel.

Not anymore.

Not bad!

Not by saying fake nice things around a casket,

Not even takeout? We could eat in the study room.

Not if G.I. Joe can help it.

Not if I move about silently.

Not my weed.

Not necessarily, sir.

Not really, Abed and I go through your stuff all the time.

Not really. Ski Cap and White Dave got lots of stuff wrong too.

Not so fast, Jeff.

Not that it's any of your business, but I am a cartoonist in my spare time.

Not that we almost caused a suicide?

Not The Outlands! Please!

Not to say that this isn't getting insane.

Not to throw anyone under the bus, but he'd be the one.

Nothin'.

Nothing is happening.

Nothing to hide. Let's do this.

Now all of a sudden...

Now did you see anything on our list

Now I am within inches of reaching the...

Now I feel bad.

Now I feel worthless just because I'm worthless in relation to my friends...

Now I'm on work release.

Now we can bygone the bygones,

Now when you hear the word "draw,"

Now you're gonna pull a Dane Cook in one of those three movies he was in...

Now, before you fight me, G.I. Joe,

Now, how can I do that..

Now, how can our committee be your friend?

Now, I know it's unrealistic

Now, in the U.S., each year...

Now, Jeffrey, I beg you not to take this risk.

Now, these are the three layers of reality.

Now, what do I mean by liability?

Now, you listen to me, young man.

O o ohh!

O'er the lady's smocks I tarry

Objection!

Obviously a cluster of buildings, so let's all have a big laugh at the freak.

Odd numbered players, give up two cards!

Of all the ridiculous cartoon nonsense.

Of anyone who has any say in its future.

Of course I cheated and floated off the coast of Belize

Of horrible management by Dean Craig Isidore Pelton.

Of meatball lunches without even blinking.

Of self righteous indignation followed by immediate comeuppance.

Of the five people that are crazy enough

Of the new Star Wars.

Of your caskets?

Of your class. I say minus her.

Of your entire young adult lives.

Oh, a goblin notices you and murders you all. You're dead.

Oh, and you clearly hate control.

Oh, bloody hell...

Oh, boy. Guys, I don't suppose...

Oh, boy. Joseph Gordon Diehard. Really?

Oh, brother.

Oh, come on.

Oh, cool. I didn't know it could work that way.

Oh, crap

Oh, Crouton.

Oh, dear Abed. So humble.

Oh, don't blame it all on the gas leak year.

Oh, don't cry.

Oh, excuse me for being alive in the '90s...

Oh, give me that.

Oh, God, no, I'm sorry.

Oh, God.

Oh, good.

Oh, great Mother of Ones...

Oh, great, and we're stuck in here

Oh, great, now I have these folders to deal with!

Oh, great. Come on.

Oh, hello, there we go. Anyway...

Oh, hello. Would you like some tea?

Oh, hey, Annie.

Oh, hey, Janelle, how are you?

Oh, honey.

Oh, I got this. I had a very similar night last night.

Oh, I guess he didn't like your wedding toast.

Oh, I like you.

Oh, I see.

Oh, I think I have time for that, Jeffrey.

Oh, I'm a cat. I'm a sexy cat.

Oh, I'm a fun guy, you know? I mean, you talk about lying.

Oh, it's a great tool for living.

Oh, Jeff, what time's dinner?

Oh, look, it's Jeff Winger, fun police,

Oh, man, that is rich.

Oh, man, this got Sorkin y.

Oh, man. Oh, darn it.

Oh, my God, he's having an attack

Oh, my God, Michael.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I can't believe I didn't tell you yet.

Oh, my gosh, Destro? Were you guys close?

Oh, my gosh! I'm sorry.

Oh, my... No!

Oh, no spoilers, Ski Cap.

Oh, no, no. Cancel it.

Oh, no, you didn't.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. I cast "Entangle" on them.

Oh, no. Now I really feel bad. Wait, no. Come back.

Oh, now you're speaking my language.

Oh, okay. That's super fascinating.

Oh, ooh. That was his thesis.

Oh, please.

Oh, Professor Pushpin.

Oh, put one trap behind each cabinet.

Oh, Rachel.

Oh, really?

Oh, Richie, you're my friend, but that is the last thing you need.

Oh, right. Yeah, T.J.Maxx, Marshalls. What about Ben & Jerry's?

Oh, screw you, Flint

Oh, so the person with the least wealth has the least valid argument?

Oh, so we can afford to create

Oh, sorry, Alan. Change of daddies.

Oh, stop it, I'm awake.

Oh, thank God.

Oh, that's all I wanted you to say.

Oh, that's just what I love about role playing games...

Oh, that's nice.

Oh, that's on me.

Oh, that's sweet, but I can't tonight.

Oh, that's very interesting. I myself was in 4H.

Oh, that's very interesting. Please continue.

Oh, the city can sell the school all it wants,

Oh, the Koog approogs. That's a five.

Oh, the new table turned out great, Abed.

Oh, there's a benefit show at the Forefront Theatre in Riverside...

Oh, there's a course on Nicolas Cage,

Oh, too cool for street insurance? Must be nice.

Oh, Vicki, thank you.

Oh, wait, dragons? Is that a spoiler? I just started season one.

Oh, well, I hate to be that guy...

Oh, well, if there's no page number, you can't turn to it.

Oh, well, that's convenient for the one with nothing to lose.

Oh, where in God's name did you learn that song?

Oh, who's the lucky...?

Oh, yeah, because of that famous goblin loyalty.

Oh, yeah, definitely.

Oh! It sounds like Anthony wants to forfeit.

Oh! Look at Mr. Smarty Pants!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Ow, ooh, ooh.

Oh! This is a good one.

Oh! When Annie's with other females, dude, she calls Jeff her uncle!

Oh.

Oh. I guess, I don't know, I quit.

Oh. Jeffrey, I'm gonna boot up

Ohh, Jeff Winger!

Ohh.

Okay, Alessandra, I can't talk right now.

Okay, but I decide who gets what.

Okay, cool. See you there.

Okay, coolsies.

Okay, dangerous minds, let's break into groups,

Okay, fine. I loved him!

Okay, good luck. You wanna re blindfold me?

Okay, hey, I have a working theory,

Okay, hold on.

Okay, I am hereby banning change from this campus.

Okay, I didn't follow most of that, but it feels like I ought to do this:

Okay, I just wanted to make sure.

Okay, I swear to God I feel Korean.

Okay, I'll put some food on the tables, dim the lights, that's a midterm dance.

Okay, I'm a lawyer, Troy.

Okay, I'm placing this cellular regeneration sequencer...

Okay, I'm tapped.

Okay, Jeff,

Okay, let's count these babies up.

Okay, let's get serious.

Okay, let's see what you got.

Okay, maybe I'll go too.

Okay, maybe we should bring strong fundraising ideas...

Okay, my job is

Okay, now remember... don't kill anybody.

Okay, okay, I don't think we're doing this right.

Okay, okay, I should've written this out.

Okay, so all we need to do is assemble a list...

Okay, so break into groups,

Okay, so it was about our marginalized perceptions as drones...

Okay, squeal.

Okay, that concludes this meeting.

Okay, that person, Gwen, if he ever existed...

Okay, the press has been calling about Humphries,

Okay, there's no more to it. I think I'm just mentally ill.

Okay, think, Abed, think.

Okay, thoughts on Nicolas Cage.

Okay, vision boarding! Oh, hi, Jeffrey.

Okay, we'll check in on that later.

Okay, we'll get an estimate on adding grass to the soccer field.

Okay, well, I get half of that.

Okay, well, that's low.

Okay, yeah.

Okay, yeah. I bust my ass making a world full of selfish idiots...

Okay, you attempt to pass crumpets.

Okay, you guys are changing your faces. Are you mad at me or hungry?

Okay, you wanna make trouble? Go to Parker Brothers. You're out.

Okay, you're a bad teacher.

Okay! So sue me!

Okay? Because if this appraisal is a story...

Okay.

Okay. All right.

Okay. Hickey, what have you got?

Okay. I am on bulletin board duty.

Okay. I didn't wanna take drastic measures...

Okay. I mean, if you're sure.

Okay. I will get back to you. Thanks.

Okay. Let's settle down! Guys, what is known...

On a sham piece of cork controlled by a Parking guy...

On all future scholastic endeavors taking place here.

On everyone in the group so that you would know where they are at all times?

On it.

On one condition.

Once more. More teachery.

Once you reach level 16, you can see the color blurble.

One bunny, two bunnies.

One guard hob guards. What they call guarding.

One hundred gets you a T shirt and a thank you e mail.

One job, directing a commercial.

One of you or your opponent's cards,

One pierces her shoulder

One thing's for sure.

One, two, three.

Only an idiot would think of this.

Only it's not a Dane Cook movie, Jeff, because this time someone's watching

Only one man qualified to appraise insurance...

Only there ain't no puppets or bisexual rock stars down here.

Onto chores.

Ooh, Elaine, take it easy on the Oxford commas.

Ooh, snap.

Open this door now.

Open your locker please.

Or #CouplePeopleProblems, and every episode, you get...

Or a better Muslim.

Or any specific calendar event.

Or anyone.

Or at least someone crazier than us.

Or awfully wedded or tying the not, but "knot" is spelt without a K,

Or did I just hate myself for being a two?

Or drop... of silk.

Or empty our desires may be.

Or he'd pronounce it "Michael."

Or her.

Or just kind of generally take this game seriously. Your son does.

Or just until we run out of food and water

Or maybe he wanted us to know we're no better off without him.

Or maybe he's a frat boy coming from the Laundromat.

Or maybe I just realised that I was spending the whole night...

Or maybe the dean was right about us.

Or no better than him.

Or opening a zoo where the humans are in cages

Or she can get half of your share.

Or start killing ourselves?

Or the acupuncture of the legal system.

Or to make another rapping peanut costume?

Or we could get shut down.

Or whatever you call the guys that play this.

Or when you see a square with a color or number matching

Or you act like this because somebody stuffed you in a locker? Is that it?

Or you could find another major.

Or your own Netflix account?

Other way around. What else do you wanna know about me?

Our committee can talk to Parking.

Our lives are worse than the day we got here.

Our reasons are dreams, our dreams, dust.

Out of his mind by proving that there was an answer

Out of my belly button.

Ow, oof.

Ow! And don't touch me. Who wears a saw on their arm?

Ow! He burnt my hand.

Pa pa papaya

Pain. Painful writing.

Papa Cristo's?

Part of what killed her, really.

Pass! 7!

Payday is postponed until next week. So this...

Pen?

Penny for your thoughts.

People are random and pointless.

People can't focus and tell the truth.

Pet rock... Leave no pet rock unturned.

Pick another player that you want to draw a cactus card.

Pierce admitted he was flawed, and he died rich.

Pierce had been recently banned from campus but not from our hearts.

Pierce Hawthorne, 14 year Greendale student...

Pierce was a crazy old coot, yeah,

Pierce?

Pierce's will stated that someone...

Pile of Bullets.

Piloted by Wingman

Place Holder, Sleep Apnea, and us!

Place is a zoo. The trick is,

Plastic gold.

Please don't razz me about being a teacher.

Please eliminate them.

Please stay for complimentary saltines and full price sodas.

Please, help me seduce Britta now that you've finished doing it with her.

Please, I'm on parole!

Please. You can lie to yourself, but don't lie to me.

Plus, they eat all the sky mosquitoes.

Pop pop!

Press stop on Dave Matthews.

Pretend we have a renowned Physics Department.

Probably exceeds code

Probably the one in the middle.

Professor Duncan, I didn't know that cause interested you.

Professor Duncan?

Professor Hickey.

Promise me you will be careful.

Prophets, messiahs, kung fu pandas.

Prosecutors beat themselves, because they d... Here.

Protect me!

Proud of Subway School.

Prove it. Get me Humphries' records.

Psychologically?

Psychology has taught me the human mind has a tendency...

Pull harder.

Pull harder. Pull harder.

Put your brother on the phone.

Puts me into a world I'm gonna have to adapt to.

Quick announcement for two of Greendale's finest.

Quick! Back to the Time Machine!"

Rachel and I have been dating for the equivalent of a year.

Rachel used to mop floors when she worked at Kmart.

Rachel, did you tell Annie about your Waterpik?

Rachel. Nice to meet you, Rachel.

Rachel's on her way, and I'd like to practice my smile

Ranked America's number two community college

Raquel is the main operating system.

Rate him.

Rattler!

Raul Lopez, Las Noticias Hispanicas de Greendale. Will this affect soccer?

Read chapter one...

Real fans call him Dave.

Real Neil here, five days into the return of the Ass Crack Bandit.

Real nice, Winger.

Really poor choice of words, Ben. Too soon.

Really?

Really? So you did your best and this task just eludes you?

Regarding the recent tragedy surrounding a certain collapsed bridge,

Regulars shift roles or even fall away.

Relax, Tango. I come in peace.

Relaxabrex doesn't make you give up on your dreams.

Remember that Christmas when I...

Remember when we used to cut carrots for mom?

Remember, this is all just a cartoon

Research shows most of your graduates...

Review, review! Meow, meow, meow!

Rhonda will let you in the records room.

Rhonda, why are you wearing Jeff Winger's...

Rideshares posted on bulletin boards, you son of..

Right in front of you, stupid.

Right now they make me park in Annex B like a lunch lady.

Right, Hickey?

Right, so they can have a shredding party.

Right, you and Jeff have known each other longer than anybody, huh?

Right.

Rise up, Greendale!

Rise, brave, sweet Dingleberry.

Rise.

Roadblock, deep six.

Robert Downey Jr., good, Jim Belushi, bad.

Ropes are yanked on both sides and you all plummet into the ravine below.

Rumors spread about his relationship with computers,

Russell, we're on a bit of a deadline,

Ruthless leader, Wingman

Said as long as I confessed, he'd let me slide on the meth...

Salsa Von Taco's? Read my mind.

Sandals! Sandals!

Satisfying sequel's difficult.

Save Greendale Committee, please welcome our newest member...

Save Greendale Committee, unite.

Save Greendale.

Say, do you mind if we ask you a few questions about real life?

Says the woman who's willing to take care of the cash by herself.

School board guys coming in.

School board, baby.

Screw you, Abed.

Screw you, guys. It's time to get paid.

Screw you, kid!

Screw your twos, and screw MeowMeowBeenz.

Scunthorpe? I was stationed around Scunthorpe.

Season 5, Episode 4 "Cooperative Polygraphy"

Season nine of Scrubs, Zach Braff was only in the first six episodes.

Secretly investigating teachers behind my back?

Security, banish them to The Outlands with the rest of the ones.

See this?

See ya in the city

See, he does a voice over wrap up at the end of every episode.

See, that's the difference between you and Greendale, Alan.

Seeing as we've got a common enemy.

Seek damages.

Seems like an odd place for a dead end, though.

Seems like the value of having you here is...

Seems like you like her because she doesn't like you.

Seize them!

Send him off or put off sending him?

Seriously? Troy.

She broke the detector. That's a federal crime.

She called us sexist and went to the bathroom.

She controls the door, the lights,

She is the bravest...

She just needs a little more time.

She likes you too, but she also likes cash.

She needs to be taken out.

She said it.

She was badly wounded from her fall in the Skull River...

She was mine first.

She was trying to help you.

She'll be right back with it so you can divvy it up,

She'll call me on it. She'll report me.

She's lead, we're chalk.

She's nice to people, Jeff. You know Shirley.

She's still alive, but I've put in my time.

Shh.

Shirley thinks we're all going to hell!

Shirley, I can hear what you're saying.

Shirley, this is not what God wants you to be doing today!

Shoot down those rattlers.

Shots!

Should allow me to come up with an oversimplified solution.

Should we write a cheque to the Jeff Foundation?

Should you receive this message, I know of a way to reunite.

Shouldn't have done that. Ooh.

Shouldn't somebody be flying the plane?

Show us how it's done.

Showtime.

Shut up, Abed.

Shut up, Fourth Wall,

Shut up, Leonard! Nice earring.

Shut up, Leonard. I'm not here.

Shut up.

Shut up. Bring me all the paperwork for filing a class action.

Shut up. Stop saying that word.

Sign here.

Silence, wench!

Since faking his death to escape meth charges..

Since when do human beings decide which dreams are worthwhile?

Sir Riggs, hand in character sheet.

Sir, I have to ask you to leave the concierge desk.

Sir, Raquel has taken the best years of your life

Sit down.

Sit in your chair. Complete the table.

Six damage

Sky Spiders are as frightened of us as we are of them.

Sky Spiders have flown you as far as their complex religion allows.

Sky Spiders.

Slightly higher grades! Slightly higher grades!

Slim Pickings at the hospital gift shop,

Small talk, guys.

Snakes at 6:00

So according to the demonologist, the gymnasium is clean.

So after all my work, how will I be remembered?

So anyway, I sealed myself up down here

So at the centre of it all, if you're lucky..

So be it.

So believe me, I don't know much about law,

So best not be calling me a monster.

So between you and your friend, who do you think's the most useful?

So Britta doesn't know how much she's getting

So Chang could get in here.

So do I!

So does anybody have anything left before we continue?

So get on the same team, because, take it from me,

So good luck with that, folks.

So how do you cleanse a five that's unregistered?

So I can only travel...

So I could come kiss them.

So I thought you moving in here was some kind of moral victory.

So I was gonna make him dinner tonight.

So I was thinking about checking out this new restaurant tonight.

So I'm gonna give you some space.

So I'm just gonna back out of the room now and...

So is there a Mr. Tightship, or...

So it's really been a year. Our sleep cycles are in synch,

So just close the deal and bring it home to daddy, eh?

So keep your mouth shut or we'll send this file to everybody.

So let's share the power.

So much pain.

So nice to have the Edison kids under one roof again.

So now there are no details.

So Pierce's body is in the coffin, and we buried it,

So please approve the dean's new security measure...

So raccoons, bears...

So relax.

So sayeth Captain Koogler.

So stupid.

So Subway Sandwich University,

So that you're less tempted to drink this cylinder of even finer sperm.

So the only way I can help you..

So they misuse punctuation to form a smile

So uncomfortable.

So we got you a universal translator.

So we'll be arriving at the tower...

So we'll see you later.

So we're trapped in here forever.

So what if we're willing to suffer

So what? I made all the vegetables disappear.

So you don't even know what Ewoks sound like?

So you guys are all cloned up too, huh?

So you know.

So you were a cop before you became this.

So you're gonna stay with your family till you get your bearings?

So you're gonna sue my old school and you're bothering to tell me?

So, Dad...

So, hey, buy her a drink.

So, I guess... Uh... Just...

So, what are you gonna do?

So, what have you guys been up to?

So, what's ever between you guys...

So, yes, professor, it's worth it.

Some are bad, but none of them are neither.

Some people said he hid his money using a portal to another dimension

Somebody say something!

Someone get a balloon.

Someone has to investigate faculty, but you're like a single celled organism:

Someone's killing people.

Something for the committee to put on the radar: Insurance.

Something like that.

Something strange has happened.

Something that sounds normal and boring but is scary.

Something's wrong, he needs to get back.

Sometimes a student will claim, in court,

Sometimes you hear something, forget you heard it...

Somewhere along the way, we started turning this school around.

Somewhere with all that crap over there.

Son of Sir Riggs Diehard.

Son slayer!

Sorry about our butts touching.

Sorry, Britta, Abed knows best.

Sorry, can't let you go. It'd undercut the larger lesson.

Sorry, Carl. You deserve better.

Sorry, I lose track of how big I'm getting.

Sorry, no change. Blame the Bandit.

Sorry, this is a closed function. We don't discuss business at mixers.

Sorry!

Sorry.

Sorry. My twin brother is a...

Sounds bad when you put it that way.

Sounds good.

SPACE CLONE

Speak for yourself.

Speaking of days, I never got a chance to wish you

Speaking of irony, how's the therapy market?

Splendid varnishing

Stand down or meet your doom, Chang.

Stand up for yourselves!

Starring them and an equally W.A.S.P. y

Started by Mrs. Bennet and Mr. Hawthorne?

Starting from landlocked Colorado may not have been the best idea.

Stay back.

Stay your blade, Joseph Gordon.

Stolen textbooks are the best kind.

Stop it!

Stop!

Stop. You guys, what are we doing?

Strawberry.

Strikes true. Guard drops.

Striking out on her own

Students of Greendale!

Study room, we're content. I'm concerned. Skip fruit matching.

Stupid.

Subway doesn't call its bread "buns," and we don't serve white.

Subway won't be buying this school.

Subway, ho!

Suck it up, guys!

Sugar

Suggestive language, and mature situations

Sure, if you're a control freak.

Sure, open arms.

Sure, things may look bad now...

Sure. It's the second door over there on the right.

Swallowing handfuls of dirt and rock with my meals

Sweet, sweet, portable chairs.

Sweetie, remember when we were talkin'

T shirts here! Cracked but not broken, huh?

T shirts here! Twenty bucks.

Table, power down.

Table, resume table mode.

Take it easy.

Take it from a man with no legal right to be there.

Take it or leave it, Britta.

Take it up with Subway in about an hour

Take me with you! I want to see women's boobs!

Take the books off your head, we're done posturing.

Taking it easy is how Troy ended up with a quarter of a buck in his crack.

Teachers can rate students.

Teachers don't have to explain minuses.

Teaching is the most noble profession in the world.

Teaching to make ends meet until a real job comes along,

Teaching you consequences.

Tell 'em how it took you 30 minutes

Tell it to the judge.

Tell us what we can do, so that you can do this for us.

Tell us where the others went.

Ten gold certificates, and a color coded posse token."

Than admit we're flawed.

Thank you very much, guys. This was just awesome.

Thank you?

Thank you.

Thanks, Abed. How about I buy all the Bloodlines of Conquest books...

Thanks, guys.

That are worth more than the school they're hidden in?

That Britta was high on marijuana at your son's baptism?

That comes down?

That completes the calibration round of questioning.

That corner is stacked to the rafters with fetal pigs.

That diagnosis symbolizes your lack of a psych degree.

That didn't work out the way I planned.

That does not count as an argument.

That feeds on ambition.

That feels all my pain.

That gives me power... That was it.

That had better be true.

That hallway led to a dead end.

That haven't eventually kicked me out,

That he liked his house better burned.

That he's a Viking and might only use our home

That I bought in Koreatown.

That I can never know for sure.

That is a good show.

That is a request for hazard pay

That is not an explanation

That is so...

That much I know.

That or you're misinterpreting a form letter.

That people don't have to be crazy to care about.

That person wants to indicate happiness

That puts it at Hillary Rodham Kitten.

That said, there are certain perks.

That says "Humphries" on it?

That ship is sinkin'.

That should make anybody want to live here.

That son of a bitch.

That sounds like Mr. Hickey, my criminology professor.

That their school ruined their life,

That thought he could help people?

That was all I had.

That was an odd choice.

That was brilliant.

That was in front of you the whole time, just a pitch.

That was my actual dream. It's my fault I bailed on it.

That was very uncomfortable

That whole spiel, huh?

That whole spiel.

That you had to be around 30 when we met.

That you're not God, and invite you to try a little harder.

That's 50,000 lottery tickets.

That's a big deal. This is a big deal.

That's a code three.

That's a lie.

That's a side effect.

That's a stereotype.

That's a Subway black card.

That's actually pretty close.

That's all, thank you.

That's because it's a community college.

That's been here since '89 in a coma, so... hmm.

That's control software for some kind of irrigation equipment.

That's convenient.

That's easy for you to say.

That's enough for me.

That's everything you asked for.

That's for making me go to this school.

That's for making the last four years happen.

That's good to know.

That's good, my Fourth Wall penetrating powers

That's great. He just got away.

That's how the last book ends.

That's insane, and I'm Abed.

That's it? Is she dead?

That's it. The marriage is off.

That's like me blaming owls for how much I suck at analogies.

That's my mom's nickname for me.

That's nice.

That's nice. I'm good too.

That's not what I meant.

That's only on Tummy Tuesdays!

That's really nice. But you can't have sex with me.

That's right. We got names.

That's the entrance to the excavation site.

That's the general idea, baby.

That's the machine Borchert was working on in the film.

That's true, isn't it?

That's true. She didn't know.

That's unintentional, trust me.

That's valuable to society.

That's what governments say, nimrod.

That's what you're offering by giving her half of the total.

That's where I got the idea.

That's where Pierce is buried.

That's why I'm giving him five MeowMeowBeenz.

That's why I'm gonna give him two out of five MeowMeowBeenz.

That's you being punished for choosing to hurt someone.

The A.C.B. did it in 10. So he's got long legs.

The adults are here, and we're gonna tear down your fort.

The answer is in the teacher's lounge.

The bad guys are snakes,

The bald dean with glasses, I guess.

The Bandit always gets his victims when they're alone.

The beam arcs and meets an equal beam in the woods to the north.

The bumps on the highway from the trunk of the car.

The case goes cold again.

The cat car.

The choice to make is yours.

The circumstances of his death,

The city bought the campus, and life went on.

The city of Greendale has sent me here...

The city of Greendale is proud

The commercial was a lie.

The Dean called me about the Save Greendale Committee.

The dean's not gonna help me pursue this.

The entire school is shaped like a penis.

The faculty lounge. You think the Bandit's a teacher?

The faster the Jeff Britta pilot falls apart.

The first cracking, he was chaperoning Greendale's science dance.

The first one of you to say, "bang,"

The first time I met Destro,

The fives have spoken.

The floor turns to lava in 10...

The floor's not lava. Just give me your hand.

The flowers alone, you have no idea.

The futurization of the campus decor is almost complete.

The G.I. Joe mutineers are even worse than Cobra

The gold coins are for buying food.

The heart of a hero...

The importance of lumbar support hadn't...

The important question is "who cares?"

The information you've requested...

The janitor out there told me you died in 1997.

The last two.

The lava's real to Abed.

The lead spider bends four knees and twitches its hairy ovipositor...

The legend that a Greendale computer professor...

The lesson being you're very talented, but I can't walk into a movie after...

The man chasing the woman through the grass, says, "Proven in its field."

The members of your study group with a pharmaceutical amphetamine?

The men on our coins understood that.

The MeowMeowBeenz app.

The middle, right?

The midterm dance will need a visual theme...

The missing stairwell would be in this area.

The museum and this hologram were donated in compliance

The nature of the Ass Crack Bandit's crimes...

The news has been covering it all morning!

The ones you're ashamed of?

The ones you've seen, or the one I'm gonna watch you miss?

The only one I can, the Helen of Soy with no mayo.

The only owners of this land are the Arapaho.

The Orb can't save Shirley Island because Shirley Island is The Orb.

The other her chest.

The people in the big machine that made you fail?

The point is, this show, Annie, it isn't just their show.

The reason I have 48 followers is that I don't exploit them.

The ropes snap causing the bridge to twist.

The rule of the fives is over.

The rules got changed on you.

The same reason

The Save Greendale Committee.

The school's in decent shape.

The school's original founder retains the privilege of consultation

The shower probably, everything,

The sparks may be spelling out the next clue.

The student that attended can vouch for him.

The stupid steering wheel is on the wrong side of the car.

The subtitles describe it as "yip chaa

The system is lazy. I have integrity, too much to deal with any of it.

The table's buried.

The tea is swell.

The teachers here are teachers here

The toy was more real than this at Greendale.

The truth is a member of our family is leaving.

The truth is, Greendale had a computer professor.

The two free hobgoblins fire arrows at Crouton.

The urinals in the women's restroom will be turned into planters.

The whole world is watching this!

The whole world will be watching this on the first of next month!

The Wingman wingpack is not available in stores.

The world's first animal powered vehicle.

The year of the gas leak, but I won't use that as an excuse.

Their blood's different, darker.

Their instinct is to spin off into something safer,

Then a master's,

Then as crappy as this place is,

Then came the now now times...

Then I could really go nuts with this place.

Then I guess someone would have to lock you up

Then I looked inside Nicolas Cage and I found a secret.

Then I noticed limping was getting MeowMeowBeenz...

Then I think you just admitted you already owned a fake butt.

Then Jeff is right.

Then send him a message about the roles he chooses.

Then stop being the Dean!

Then we're gonna price them through a third party,

Then what could we possibly do about it?

Then what is this?

Then you become a four.

There are no women with them, are there? I got class.

There came a time when I has to ask myself...

There is no escape.

There is no formula for people!

There is no page...

There may be treasure on campus.

There was a rating system in place called "cool people get more"..

There was plenty of space to park in dinosaur times...

There you go.

There you go. That should happen in three to six business months.

There'd also be less movement, less detail,

There's a brand new dance Based on an old phrase

There's a lot more to it than that, Britta.

There's a spectrum, and Cage is on it.

There's a two day course called "Nicolas Cage: Good or Bad."

There's a whole album of photos online if you go to...

There's another round of questions, if you'd like to continue.

There's been another...

There's Jeff. I'd call you a friend. Well, in fact, I'd call you and Jeff...

There's no such thing as both, so which one is...

There's no way Star Burns did it.

There's not a huge amount of people in my life

There's pick axing and electric zapping.

There's two types of tokens?

These are misprints, honey. Check out page 105.

These are my only pants. I can't get them dirty.

These are really good.

These are snacks for the fives.

These are the signatures

These basketball cards with white people on them,

These VCR games is where everything is headed.

They abandoned you?

They climbed out a window to the roof, hopped on a hang glider,

They come to me for atheistic rants and photos of my meals...

They don't go here anymore.

They fired for trying to burn down the school?

They have no value anymore.

They invented fibromyalgia

They need to have full access so they can research custodian stuff.

They really get the incest right.

They seriously rehired a teacher

They set you down and express, through intricate prancing...

They shouldn't have redesigned that costume. Keep your heads in the sand.

They used primitive iron anchors.

They want their porn unblocked.

They were an inheritance from my father.

They were the British Laurel and Hardy.

They wouldn't shred evidence.

They'd like to beta test their latest social networking app on our campus...

They're a rising star in pharmaceuticals.

They're all yours.

They're Greendale history.

They're hosting a talent show to prove anyone can be a five.

They're kind of rare around here.

They're more powerful than you?

They're not really mine.

They're not together.

They're part of the adulthood begins at 30 generation.

They're suppressive firing at us!

Think like the enemy.

Think this game's gotten a little out of hand?

Think you could make the transition to teaching Sandwich Law?

This ain't Harvard, Jeffrey.

This began as a race.

This brings to an end several years

This campus is yours now.

This coming from the guy who's had

This could be like Scrubs season nine,

This decade's a little out of my wheelhouse.

This doesn't have to be a big deal.

This extra long churro tastes good in my real mouth.

This five cheats.

This five lied to us...

This game's doing bad things to people.

This had better work.

This has been a great day.

This is a crib, and you're curled up inside there, sucking your thumb...

This is a huge chunk of real estate, which generates no tax revenue...

This is a legitimate transaction

This is a man who thinks of grandchildren like trophies.

This is a very disorganized militia.

This is all a misunderstanding.

This is David and Bixel. They're app designers.

This is from all of us, Troy. When you're sailing around the world...

This is going to be the most boring thing to happen here...

This is how I learned to be, and my being

This is my imagination or something.

This is never gonna end if you keep choosing politics over justice.

This is no kind of life.

This is not about you. It's about the school.

This is not happening to you, okay, it's happening to us!

This is not one of them.

This is our show, and it's not over.

This is Richie and Carl from the school board.

This is Russell Borchert, computer genius,

This is sort of a temporary gig for me.

This is still Greendale for two hours.

This is the Ass Crack Bandit.

This is the biggest PR crisis to hit Greendale...

This is the kind of adventure I usually have to force upon us,

This is the real me. I'm artistic.

This is the sort of stuff that someone could use

This is the worst day of my life.

This is tyranny.

This is way too soon.

This is what keeps this all from being pointless.

This is where we became a family.

This is why the English never win any sports.

This is you learning.

This isn't over.

This line is for food, not for Lionel Richie tickets.

This man's name is Mr. Winger,

This may be your delusion, but I'm still the one on the ball.

This means trace the call!

This place is a graveyard for G.I. Joe rejects.

This place ruins lives.

This property has value.

This summer, fun has a new name.

This was a four year process.

This was gonna help me get organised.

This was my religion.

This was when we started offering Photoshop classes.

This won't let me travel 100 yards from this,

This. Raising money, organising, trying to make a difference.

This'll be your office.

Those are gonna stay right where they are for an eternity.

Those are other threes. We talk about how we're glad we're not twos.

Those of us that get to leave aren't going anywhere.

Those people were on LSD.

Three Kids, put down that phone.

Threes and twos must leave Building 1 after 7.

Through the hollyhocks and glen

Tightship is piloting the submachopter.

Tightship, you can overhaul G.I

Tightship...

Till death do us part.

Times Square?

Tiny Nuggins, if we rest, we'll regain our strength.

Tiny Nuggins, Waterboarder of Goblins, will do the slaying...

To a bankrupt fry cook hoping for a call from her husband.

To a few old losers' petty insecurities?

To arrive at all by yourselves.

To be able to access technology.

To be cleared, you must all submit to a polygraph test.

To be selling the school of Greendale to Subway.

To be spun against us,

To be used in the event of zombie attacks?

To care about this toilet.

To determine whether any one of you,

To do the same thing to earn my adulthood and his fortune.

To excavate a tunnel,

To form a committee...

To give a certain number of degrees per year,

To improvise such an ethnically specific vehicle.

To let each other want what we want,

To make a claim against a school.

To make them think they wanted to sue their own school.

To me, you're all like ants...

To Miss Perry, I leave my iPod Nano

To my first season dialogue, and me calling...

To see the Pierce Hawthorne Museum of Gender Sensitivity

To Shirley Bennett,

To sort themselves out.

To the city bursar's office.

To the Cuban equivalent of Las Vegas?

To the question "Who's the Boss?"

To them, every pushpin has the power to change the future.

To think that we can eliminate riots completely,

To those other guards back at headquarters?

To Troy, I leave the obligatory sperm.

To you, I leave this bottle of fine scotch

To your race and gender, but to our species,

Today, I sprinted between all three sites.

Today's soup is a carrot purée

Together.

Tomorrow morning, before class,

Tonight's celebration was cut short by some tragic news.

Too bad you're outnumbered.

Too heavy for a bridge? It breaks.

Too soon, you guys.

Top.

Tough love received, bro.

Trace the call, Rhonda!

Tracing...

Tranquillity is advancement.

Treasure! We need to call an emergency meeting...

Treasure. Buried treasure.

Tristram murmurs an incantation.

Tristram's spell has caught the bridge on fire.

Troll sound!

Troy and Abed intimidation stance.

Troy Barnes, did you know that you possess the greatest gift life can give...

Troy thought it's hilarious. I don't have the heart to tell him it wasn't a comedy.

Troy was an important part of our apartment.

Troy won't sit on a toilet seat after Jeff!

Troy, I know it's gonna be difficult for you to interact with me...

Troy, start inchworming.

Troy, your entire identity has been consumed

Troy?

Truth is, we did.

Trying and succeeding. State your business.

Turn around now.

TV shows give no time for theme songs anymore,

Twenty four people died.

Two MeowMeowBeenz.

Two.

Twos and Threes, you're accepting a life you don't have to live.

Twos broke into a supply closet and stole a box of peanut butter.

Ugh, overkill.

Ugh!

Ugh! Bring me their heads!

Ugh.

Uh, are these visions

Uh, damn it! I lost it. I lost it!

Uh, yeah, but it's gonna take a few hours to get that door open,

Uh, you could have just said no.

Unbecoming of G.I. Joe. What say you?

Unbelievable.

Unbelievable. What?

Unconsciously through a psychotic break.

Underneath all the craziness, I am still a human, and I...

Understood.

Unfortunately for Greendale, you have to prove it by getting nothing done.

Unless we finish killing Cobra

Unlike you, I know how to engage my students.

Unsubscribe.

Until I lost my usefulness.

Up next on the dial is Dr. Farts.

Use that.

Van Damme, the good kind of bad,

Very nice.

Very well.

Vice Cobra Assistant Commander,

Vicki, I love this.

Vision boarding.

Wait, I know where the keys are.

Wait, I'm not wearing a mask?

Wait, that's really not fair. You're a terrible friend.

Wait, the character's name is Police Justice?

Wait, there's something in there blocking the vent.

Wait, these things can talk?

Wait, wait, no, no, I think you have to...

Wait, wait, wait, I see another man.

Wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait, wait. Story feeds on conflict.

Wait, why does my back hurt?

Wait, you can't do that!

Wait, you started Greendale.

Wait! Are we sure we can't stop the school from being sold to Subway?

Wait! I got a cup on there.

Wait. Who are you? Who is this?

Wait. You don't call your bread "buns." What do you call them?

Wait. You don't know?

Was everyone's takeaway last time that we use "D&D" to reprogram brains?

Was there a hang glider?

Was there any truth to that legend?

Way I see it, I screwed you.

We agree teachers should get a 10 minute head start at the job fair.

We all have something in common too.

We all have to, and one day we'll tell you why.

We all just went through an entire week

We all know that, you judgmental bitch!

We all suck. We're all broke.

We all wish we could do something, Annie, but I think that concludes...

We are but simple sandwich artists

We are here so Tristram Steelheart, Lord of the Sky Spiders...

We are in a toy commercial!

We are in the cartoon layer.

We bring it on ourselves, but it's still pretty frustrating.

We can be gods here forever

We can communicate with our eyebrows,

We can cross him off.

We can do better.

We can do this in three steps. Britta, jump to that trash can.

We can get Chang.

We can't afford to bury dad with the rest of the family.

We can't both go!

We can't just have you running around, Wingman.

We complained about him when he was alive. This is different.

We could buy it from the city before Subway.

We could probably use some milk.

We could repilot it.

We could save Greendale, Jeff.

We decided to re enroll at Greendale.

We did, in fact, receive a letter an hour after the incident...

We do good food at good prices.

We don't have to be.

We don't have to worship a calculator!

We don't need two goblins to find him.

We found this confession written by Greendale's first Dean.

We gave it our best shot, no?

We had a boys' night.

We had our chance to think about that.

We have confirmation that all the bones were removed from the football field.

We have got to move to Los Angeles.

We have to lower the salaries. Our insurance is going up.

We have to own up to our mistakes and forgive each other.

We have to respect each other enough

We have to stop letting Pierce do this to us!

We haven't had a single person or performance in that theatre...

We hereby ban the Dean from attending future meetings.

We just got a very interesting energy surge

We just need to stay cool and talk it through.

We know that he hates money or loves it...

We learned that sometimes there's no lesson.

We live in a fascist police state disguised as democracy

We live to fight another day.

We love you too.

We may have a designated rendezvous point

We might have to endure just to get on a boat?

We might one day have hover cars. Kale might be poisonous.

We might sneak in a little Planet Earth.

We might've had him.

We need a roommate. We're broke.

We need one of those for real.

We need some able bodies to clear out a space

We need to get this upstairs.

We need to make a particle accelerator out of boxes.

We need to make people aware that Greendale exists and needs help.

We prevented one. Fa... bulous Neil felt like a nobody.

We really messed up, you guys.

We saved Greendale.

We seek this necromancer.

We serve Italian, honey oat...

We should be having brownies.

We should cross the bridge and head for the black tower. Huzzah?

We should do this every week.

We should make it say that. Who's got the spray paint?

We should set sail while the wind is still in our favour, don't you think?

We should share with the authorities?

We shouldn't sue the school.

We talked it over and realized that since

We want one of you to live with us.

We want to help you save Greendale.

We went in one end as real people

We were cramming for the anthro final. Everyone was falling asleep.

We were driven down here by sellouts with crappy values.

We were in the fourth down. It was a hail mary.

We were just starting to like you.

We will be observing a moment of silence on the quad

We would go, "Oh, no! We're in Barbarian times!

We'd like to ask you a few questions if that's okay.

We'll be trying to talk Britta into doing something different

We'll bear down. For midterms.

We'll definitely be back next year.

We'll meet again, G.I. Joe.

We'll put up some bear things?

We're all just dressed like serial killers and strippers.

We're getting your chairs, food...

We're ghosts?

We're gonna move these to my restaurant in bread carts,

We're having fun.

We're helping the dean pack.

We're human beings, not the editors of Teen Vogue.

We're in crisis mode now.

We're in real estate. We own the building we're standing in.

We're in the middle of a battle.

We're just getting to know each other.

We're like the Goonies, except our story tracks logically

We're looking for a necromancer.

We're on our way.

We're putting Greendale in your hands.

We're ready to begin the formal inquest.

We're ridiculous? What do you call this?

We're students. And you're a teacher.

We're to start with miss Perry.

We're working on syllabuses.

We've been infiltrated by Joes!

We've been shooting at each other and missing for 20 years.

We've been through some stuff.

We've been washing paper plates and making our own toothpaste.

We've searched every crevice of this place,

We've worked hard all semester to save this school.

Wear neutral colours. Looking like you wanna move up...

Weird choice, by the way, the bachelor's degree on the wall.

Weird Head, Home Free,

Welcome back, human beings.

Welcome to Shirley Island, where all your dreams come true...

Welcome to Shirley Island.

Welcome, fives, to the inaugural fancy future dance.

Well, around here, we call that Wednesday.

Well, Bixel, I'm sorry, but I thought his intro was just okay.

Well, don't manipulate me and don't keep secrets from me

Well, excuse us for taking longer to see that was the problem.

Well, for the whole bunch, maybe 20.

Well, get ready to stop.

Well, he's gone too soon but won't be soon forgotten.

Well, hello.

Well, I ain't living with your wack ass,

Well, I can see from the clock that if I hit all the green lights, then...

Well, I can't because there's no page numbers.

Well, I just did a one man show for a little audience...

Well, I think you should go home...

Well, I'll be damned. Would you look at that?

Well, I'm assuming you guys can help me beat him...

Well, I'm on work release from house arrest,

Well, I'm Sir Riggs Diehard, so I guess I'm your dad in the game too.

Well, I'm sorry, Britta, but it's either you or me.

Well, I've been sad to see that bulletin board down in the cafeteria for so long.

Well, if it's any consolation, this is the last time that will ever happen.

Well, if there's nothing else, then. Speak.

Well, if you're looking for something to believe in,

Well, if you're so great, Wingman,

Well, in my religion, the whole point

Well, in theory,

Well, it looks like you do.

Well, it's never the first one, so we can cancel this one out.

Well, it's the least you can do.

Well, it's time to grow up.

Well, it's Tuesday. Shirley always goes to Elijah's karate practise on Tuesdays.

Well, Jesus wasn't in 70 movies.

Well, just so you know,

Well, let's not judge.

Well, maybe you already have. You're teaching, and you like it.

Well, more food for the buzzards.

Well, my brother's in town for the week,

Well, next time, I'll have Cheech and Chong do the warm up!

Well, okay. It's short notice, but I think it'll be good for me.

Well, she's having a little trouble...

Well, that is a serious allegation

Well, that was a weird afternoon.

Well, the ants were people. The queen ant was an oil company.

Well, the city defines liability as any asserted...

Well, then let me be the one to do this!

Well, then, I'm getting back into forensic science.

Well, there was that gas leak last year.

Well, there's my neighbour, Pat.

Well, we've had our share of focus lately.

Well, welcome to Cobra, Ximxam.

Well, what can we do?

Well, what's this one all the way to the side?

Well, why don't you just subpoena?

Well, why don't you sell him a pill that will help him give up on his dreams?

Well, you called me!

Well, you don't have to go.

Well, you guys just got sprung from this joint,

Well, you see, that's just part of the Koogler style.

Well, you're gonna need way more doves than this.

Well, your gas leak is repaired, all your fire exits actually lead outside...

Weren't giving me a new outlook on life.

Wh...? I'm sorry?

What a delicious combination

What a novel idea. I'm gonna fill out this form right away

What about her Facebook boyfriend?

What about Pile of Bullets?

What about the food?

What about you?

What are we getting from this extra level of commitment?

What are you doing?

What are you doing? Stop that.

What are you gonna do, call the cops?

What are you guys, millionaires?

What are you playing?

What are you talking about? Don't know?

What are you, my life coach?

What clothes did you draw me in?

What did you do?

What did you just call me?

What did you say?

What do boobies look like?

What do I mean by size?

What do you mean "everybody"?

What do you mean my insurance won't cover it anymore?

What do you mean, "begin"?

What do you mean, "you people"?

What do you mean?

What do you think happens after you die?

What do you think you are, Cosmo's July quiz?

What do you think?

What does this look like, an hour long episode of The Office?

What else is going on?

What else is out there? What's south or east or west?

What have they done to our home?

What have you brought to my door?

What I am allowed to discuss is Greendale,

What I saw today was embarrassing.

What I'm worried about is money.

What if I don't exist?

What if I told you there was more,

What if we give these people something to believe in again?

What is it about "Dungeons and Dragons"...

What is it?

What is that word?

What is this, huh?

What is this, Major Dick?

What is this?

What is with twos and apples?

What kind of a question is...

What kind of company offers stock options

What kind of labyrinth have you created?

What part would you have me be disinterested in?

What percent of our grade will the final be?

What the hell does your penis look like?

What the hell is Bloodlines of Conquest?

What the hell?

What the hell? He gave you a dead rat?

What this school needs is a band of heroes.

What up, N Bombs? How was the funeral? Awesome?

What was your stumbling block, being nice?

What with all the gold and the outlaws.

What would you guys like to do?

What would you think about my brother moving in with us?

What you're doing is a waste of spray paint.

What, can't wait until Greendale's corpse is cold...

What, we're..

What, you think that's up to us?

What?

What? Shut up, Fourth Wall.

What? Stop.

What? What are you...

What? What is that?

What? Will one of you guys take care...?

What'd Annie get us for dinner? I hope it's not salad again.

What's a party? A party is a person or a group of persons...

What's going on?

What's important are ranges of numbers.

What's known is that around noon yesterday...

What's supposed to stop her from robbing you guys blind?

What's that Tex Mex place you mentioned?

What's this?

What's with that guy?

What's wrong with me?

What's your clearance level?

Whatever you've got in your butt...

Whatever. You do the math.

When any of you chew gum, I want to punch you.

When characters feel like the show they're on is ending,

When did I volunteer for Guantanamo duty

When I cloned you, I had to patch parts of your DNA...

When I mentioned Greenda..

When I started Greendale, it was for ordinary people

When I was 23, my father asked me

When I went to rehab.

When it rains, it pours.

When it's finally about to make a profit?

When my mother would verbally assault me for not being a little girl.

When Shirley can have dinner, we'll have another dinner...

When this game is over, I'm gonna shove you back.

When we get there, you're gonna be in big trouble.

When we have robot bodies on the moon, we can share a free jacket.

When we started, I thought you'd get a taste of the system...

When we were kids,

When we're alone, Shirley refers to you guys as "those people."

When you get to a certain weight.

When you had mustard on your lip, I was open to your opinion.

When you were here before

When you're commander.

When, after he signs it? After it's too late?

Whenever I get more change at the store...

Where a city is selling a school to a restaurant.

Where are we going?

Where he obsessively pursued a new project,

Where I can make my inner thoughts public.

Where she can take What's his name and however many children she has now.

Where should I put that bulletin?

Where should we start? Pack up these pictures?

Where'd you get these?

Where's the Bandit? Do you see him?

Wherever there's trouble forever.

Which Greendale will we be saving?

Which I believe you're seeing in your visions

Which I created.

Which I somehow ran out of after about 10 years.

Which I use to find answers.

Which is basically like a modern day therapist.

Which is why he'll play to win.

Which is why I'm dead.

Which means my work down here is done.

Which one is it?

Which one were you laughing at?

Which the 8 track industry paid to keep quiet.

Which will clearly happen any day now,

While I'm gone,

While you two traipse off

Who are now the Save Greendale Committee,

Who are you flipping?

Who are your friends?

Who hoards a man's grandson?

Who want the world to eat fresh.

Who wants to play Pile of Bullets?

Who was willing to stay buried

Whoa, Buzzkill, language.

Whoa, not cool!

Whoa, wait. It meant literally?

Whoa! What kind of teacher talks to a student like that?

Whoa.

Whoops.

Whup! Whup! Whup!

Why am I explaining this when this is obviously a ghoulish reference to it?

Why are there books in an air duct?

Why are we defending it?

Why are we organizing a storage room?

Why are you doing this?

Why did you call me that? What's with you people?

Why didn't you call us first?

Why didn't you say so?

Why do I just have random pains in my body?

Why do they do that?

Why do you have so much access to rope?

Why do you keep bread in the freezer?

Why do you think we invented 'em?

Why don't you tell us where you are, and we'll discuss it?

Why is Cobra attacking a tourist attraction

Why is my ability to appreciate new music diminishing?

Why is Starburns carrying Garrett's books?

Why is there hot sauce in the bathroom?

Why not?

Why not? Why?

Why the hell do you have all those muscles

Why would I even try that?

Why would you think a stranger

Why?

Why? Why?

Will somebody grab the stick?

Will you guys please stop doing that?

Will you stop with the cups and the blankets?

Wingblade. Shock me by impressing me.

Winger, Edison and Perry.

Winger, what are you doing?

Winger, you just lost our client!

Winger, you're funny.

Wingman is trying to escape G.I

Wingman sold separately or something.

Wingman, do you have your wingpack,

Wingman, Three Kids, Buzzkill, Tightship,

Wins the challenged player's token

With 50 years of food, 50 years of toilet paper,

With a court order I'm not allowed to discuss.

With a... ow! Damn it! Aah!

With all of that nice stuff out on the table,

With his dying breath, he utters:

With MeowMeowBeenz, students can rate teachers.

With more than 65 colors and at least three dimensions?

With pleasure.

With Shirley's Sandwiches.

With the crazy people.

With the pro life organization prenatalpatriots.org?

With twin rocket launchers and rotating attack jet.

With your inner child's hand.

With your stupid paintballs and your freeze tags.

With zero tactical value,

Without a doubt.

Women and man children first.

Worse than insane. Irresponsible.

Worth it.

Would it offend you if I asked you to train me in the use of certain powers?

Would you say it was odd good or odd bad?

Would've been constructed in the third age by goblins.

Wow, the '80s happened down here too.

Wow, this is good.

Wow, you guys did sell out.

Wow, you're even bad at bartending.

X marks the spot, baby.

Yay, teaching!

Yeah, and I have evidence that shows I'm not listening. Exhibit A, exhibit B.

Yeah, and it has been five years.

Yeah, Annie always goes from the easy chores to the hardest.

Yeah, but I will if you don't.

Yeah, but that happens when people die too.

Yeah, collect the seeds, sucker!

Yeah, feels good to help.

Yeah, great.

Yeah, I don't think it's worth much up there.

Yeah, I guess not so much.

Yeah, I regret nothing.

Yeah, I think I may be able to help.

Yeah, I'd say they're suppressed

Yeah, it sure did.

Yeah, it's all right here

Yeah, it's not something I'm really ready to deal with.

Yeah, leave Hickey here, and the two of you do the deal.

Yeah, look, I'm gonna give it to you straight.

Yeah, pharmacy please

Yeah, proven in its field and in labs on the eyeballs of rabbits.

Yeah, Rachel and I have been dating for one of your months,

Yeah, tell that to the guy that shares my office.

Yeah, this is Buzz Hickey

Yeah, wait, wait. I'll play your dragon game with you.

Yeah, we hate this place.

Yeah, we knew that.

Yeah, we're settling it with a game of Pile of Bullets.

Yeah, well, drawing ducks doesn't count as cartooning!

Yeah, well, I didn't think anything in particular of you...

Yeah, well, if I wanted the Government in my uterus,

Yeah, what a waste of murder. I mean, he was, like, 79.

Yeah, what the hell?

Yeah, what's anyone's rank?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'll call back later.

Yeah, you better run.

Yeah, you know, cenobite, like from Hellraiser.

Yeah, you were a real Hallmark card before.

Yeah, you'll be watching my hinder, Mama...

Yeah. But I can create five new ones.

Yeah. I do know Shirley.

Yeah. I mean, it's over, but on the other hand, it's over.

Yeah. I'm a teacher.

Yeah. Jeff's really cool.

Yeah. Life is weird.

Yeah. Most people have cake.

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah, this feels right.

Yeah...

Yep.

Yes

Yes, 10 miles away, same as you.

Yes, Anthony!

Yes, but for a good reason. You guys know you're bad with money.

Yes, but we won't know them from ordinary robots until they kill us.

Yes, I am.

Yes, it's me.

Yes, it's true I killed Destro.

Yes, like any American would.

Yes, pard ner!

Yes, take this seriously. Stay on furniture. No books, no bags.

Yes, that is a Whitney original.

Yes, that's it, Hickey.

Yes, unlike you.

Yes, yes, "More than women's butts or hooters." Very mature, you two.

Yes, young man?

Yes!

Yes! That is my jam right there.

Yes.

Yoo hoo!

You actually wouldn't be able to access it.

You all came here with a chance to be something,

You all remember psychology Professor Duncan.

You and Abed Nadir have a specialized,

You are all alive.

You are in violation of future law.

You are permitted back indoors by decree of Britta, the Mother of Ones.

You are the coolest guy I know.

You attack the nearest one in the chest.

You awaken on a riverbank, surrounded by treacherous, godforsaken...

You aware there's an engraved plate on this, says:

You better put a quarter in that crack, Mr. Bandit.

You broke my heart. Continue.

You call Apple computers work?

You can do better than that, can't you?

You can do with your best friend.

You can have that half of the office, but come spring,

You can head south.

You can just have my leftover cash that's under the desk over there.

You can quit any time you like.

You can't fight city hall.

You can't just be cool and be in charge now.

You can't just microwave a relationship like it's a bean burrito.

You can't just repeat it. You need to explain yourself.

You can't outrun your emotions

You can't seize me.

You can't stop me, because what are you gonna do, not have butts?"

You charge, alerting them to your presence.

You claiming this?

You clearly had no idea...

You control it, my ass.

You control the toy.

You deserve slightly higher grades!

You did drugs in my church?

You do realise this isn't just a pile of chairs, right?

You do realize nothing good has ever been found

You don't believe the rumours, do you, that Jeff manipulated his way to the top?

You don't do that without befriending some actors.

You don't even go to that.

You don't get it.

You don't have to make us feel bad.

You don't have to raise your voice! I'm going as fast as I can!

You don't like my face?

You done with your bit? I'd like my earring back.

You dragged me into this.

You drink Scotch?

You exploited me and made me believe in a slightly more magical world.

You fail.

You find a secret door. It's easy, already open.

You fliztbarping gitzgorg.

You found my Clive Owen Tumblr.

You gave Annie an A minus?

You get a written warning.

You get older, you see warning signs.

You go ahead. Hurt my feelings.

You gonna open it?

You got a job teaching here, didn't you?

You gotta make it sound believable or you're not getting outta here.

You gotta show the other baboons you got a bigger, redder ass.

You guys are in charge of the dance.

You guys are my friends in real life.

You guys are not helping.

You guys are ridiculous together.

You guys are right. I'm sorry.

You guys are so alike.

You guys are the worst,

You guys both care for your teeth the same amount.

You guys have never seen a naked woman?

You guys ready for closure?

You guys want to keep it down?

You guys. I accept that it's an expression.

You had no idea what Tort Reform meant,

You have a better idea?

You have access there.

You have any more of these pills left?

You have feelings for Britta, you disgusting monster.

You have never respected anything that I hold sacred!

You have no legal claim to that money.

You have to do it by yourself, please.

You have to get away from him.

You haven't paid the rent of our apartment in two months.

You hear about that bridge that collapsed upstate?

You hear an ominous screeching.

You hear that?

You held up well under that interrogation.

You hit your heads on each other's heads?

You hummed a lot and made pancakes in the morning.

You just became the Luke Skywalker

You just believed a bunch of ghosts?

You just described slavery.

You just destroyed five hours of work.

You just went down the ladder.

You just... Okay.

You know how this school works. We do it, or it doesn't get done.

You know it works differently from other kids' minds.

You know it's just as loud as...

You know she's smoking in there, right?

You know that "Save Greendale" committee you pretended to form?

You know the rules, Pelton. Drop the checks and move on.

You know we can't afford this

You know we have to take this system down.

You know what I think? I think he's used to getting his own way.

You know what I'm talking about? It's like one of these.

You know what that means?

You know what they say.

You know what?

You know what? You guys can have my food and water.

You know you're doing it now with that face.

You know, "Class, turn to page..."

You know, climate change is threatening our world...

You know, fathers and sons, there is a lot of power between them.

You know, for God's sakes, Hank, it's been five seconds.

You know, I could...

You know, I guess we knew

You know, I noticed that Whitney's bathroom has this amazing toilet.

You know, I once loved a two.

You like Hellraiser? You know the word "Hellraiser"?

You like the Leonard Meatballs? They added something special.

You logged in at our place and never logged out, so we use it.

You look like a real group of gunslingers.

You look like some Aryan foosball figure.

You look like the road manager for the California Raisins.

You made a furniture fortress

You made a profile for a fake dude and lured her into an online relationship.

You made me miss my movie.

You may as well have submachine guns in your mouths. It vibrates my skull.

You may notice side effects, like a compulsion to come back.

You mentioned it once, but...

You might be onto something.

You might get that from a recycling place.

You might wanna start talking turkey, Waldron...

You moved dirt around Greendale's grave.

You must first sail my boat, the Childish Tycoon,

You nearly destroy the school

You need fresh air and frozen yogurt.

You need to figure out what you're gonna

You need, speaking as a fan of bulletins...

You never go to a star.

You not cool! You unprofessional!

You not registered? The longer you wait, the harder to get your number up.

You okay?

You people are monsters.

You physically ruined my drawings.

You plunge into the icy, raging waters of Skull River.

You push drugs now? That's ironic.

You roll, you roll. Here

You said her emotional components work.

You said you got fired.

You see his bed, bottles of goop, some necromancing crap...

You should be warned

You should know it never goes their way.

You show us the right truth.

You staged a robot fight?

You stand accused of violence,

You stay back, Britta.

You successfully pour more tea into Count Frogula's cup.

You take my word for that.

You tell Buzz Hickey that Shirley Bennett said...

You there, girl.

You there. Ones.

You think I'm spoiled?

You think I'm the bad guy because I didn't invite him to my son's birthday.

You think that's a weird coincidence? I'm a troll named Dingleberry.

You think you're gonna shatter that illusion

You told me a hawk stole them!

You trust funded, body sprayed, Eli Roth DVD owner...

You used your connections to change my grade?

You vandalized private property.

You wanna be film partners?

You wanna control all bulletin boards in the school. Why?

You wanna create. You have this rage, shame and loneliness...

You wanna decide on a roommate with a 1993 Old West themed VCR game?

You wanna join this alliance or you wanna join the lava?

You want me to lift web restrictions solely for Custodial?

You want me to talk turkey, well, gobble, gobble...

You want to give us a moment to sit in our own filth

You want to save Greendale?

You want us to tweet "Savegreendale"? I'm sorry, Annie.

You went from being a cop to teaching criminology...

You were about to start a kiss lean.

You were acting very poorly,

You were an eclectic anarchist.

You were late,

You were lying to us?

You were singing "mourning" with a "u"?

You were teaching Fundamentals of Law?

You whored yourself out, kid. You wanted that board so bad..

You won't regret this.

You, Red Hair. I'm not gonna learn names.

You?

You... Not one episode.

You... You think this system's gonna last forever?

You'd think by now we would have learned to be better people.

You'd think we'd be better friends...

You'll be glad you don't have to count

You'll be thanking me in six years when you find out you have $86.

You'll notice the moment where an alien arm

You'll tell them we're on your side, right?

You're a bad person and a bad cartoonist.

You're a bartender, aren't you?

You're a fast learner

You're a good friend, and I don't say that often enough.

You're a merchant, and more power to you.

You're all alive.

You're all heroes tonight for making a difference...

You're all in school for nothing. Go home and get some sleep.

You're all invited to the official...

You're also listed as a suspect and requested to participate.

You're amazing, man! You're amazing!

You're an amateur monster, Alan,

You're an artist?

You're becoming much cooler than me by doing this.

You're behind, so we have to live in a world where there's no dragons?

You're dragging me across a threshold demanding there be no story.

You're furious at me for being creative.

You're given three kinds of fruit. Mix it up.

You're gonna find a hang glider down there.

You're gonna find out...

You're gonna quiz me? You're the worst.

You're gonna see the world..

You're gonna think I'm joking, but you were getting through more...

You're here to save me, aren't you?

You're impaled.

You're in a special place.

You're in no position to make threats. Our truce ended when you banished us...

You're *******?

You're letting a video game play you. I gotta set these people straight.

You're like Hurricane Katrina dogs that won't let anyone pet them anymore.

You're like ice cream cake out there... overkill.

You're lucky.

You're not going to the movie.

You're not Marco Polo of bullying me, just another tourist...

You're not screwing things up, though.

You're not worth the monologue.

You're Olympic pole vaulting hopeful Brent Underjaw?

You're over thinking, Annie. It's decorating

You're overreacting because this school is addicted to crisis.

You're pretty selective with those snake "S" s.

You're programming now, Abed?

You're punishing me for being alive!

You're really gonna pilot this thing all on your own?

You're right.

You're Russell Borchert, aren't you?

You're slowing me down! Let go!

You're some kind of demon man,

You're special, Richie. Your mind is special.

You're still 18 to 49 for almost a decade.

You're still at the entrance to the Chamber of Grief.

You're still travelling north along narrow cliff edges...

You're that insecure that your light has to be better?

You're the badass from our study group.

You're the best, and I love you.

You're the winner!

You're throwing away all your little movies, why?

You're too powerful.

You're tracking us? We're mad at you, Abed.

You're trying to manipulate someone into thinking I'm manipulative.

You're welcome

You're welcome.

You've been dating Rachel for a month.

You've heard this expression Your entire life

You've heard this expression...

You've made me so proud today.

You've reached Greendale Faculty Office Supply.

You've reached the necromancer's workshop.

You've receded into some infantile part of your mind.

You've seen the way he talks to me, doesn't want his father in his life

You've tracked the hobgoblins to this shack.

Young lady, that's not fair.

Your ass is getting appraised, insurance style.

Your cartoons are monuments to joylessness...

Your clone can.

Your feelings? Considered putting them into your work?

Your first job is to deliver this

Your friend says you just got married.

Your goal: Reach the top and destroy the necromancer...

Your homework is to watch five Nicolas Cage films by Wednesday,

Your idea was doing exactly what we did

Your job is not to hand out degrees.

Your job is to make this a toilet

Your light's better?

Your move, Mr. Tickles.

Your project was an "A

Your school is still bankrupt, it is still unmarketable,

Your son, Joseph Gordon Diehard.

Your teachers have been lying to you!

Your tears are just ones and zeroes to me.

9 tornado!

15 years and counting.

15 years.

20 regular dollars.

160 on the street.

166 episodes of Bones just gone.

1889?

...and it's banned. Got something.

...and see what happened? Yeah.

...born into a corporate hive mind? Yeah, wow.

...can get you moved down. Abed, hey.

...directions to the tower. Yes.

...end up working for our restaurants. By design. We're proud of our school.

...from the pay phone bench. You used that to upset the balance.

...go into a different room. We're not going to continue.

...if I'm the floor, it means you're dead. If you're the floor, you're already dead.

...in Scrabble than regular goblins. Get down.

...in Stainsbury's. I lost my virginity at Stainsbury's.

...knows about something, it changes. Right.

...most of the roaches anyway. Hey, check it out.

...nine grain wheat. Thanks for making my joke accurate.

...of the Ass Crack Bandit strikes. You can't handle the fruit.

...on the back of the tower. Man. Way to go.

...six... Oh, who am I kidding?

...taking pictures of a wall. Gonna make me cry.

...than anything I've ever cared about. Best $199 I've ever spent

...that I think might do the trick. Annie...

...that nets you 25 cents a pop. No, no. This was free.

...that would beg to disagree. Audience? In there?

...the Koogler. Koogler.

...to Sebastian's birthday. I knew it!

...with a girl we never see again? I can't hear you.

...with mustard on your lip. Shut up.

"Dungeons and Dragons"? That's the crap.

"Flame Strike." You did already.

"Table Mark II"? I added that,

"The truth is behind this picture"? Of course. I'm not an idiot.

♪ Close the door ♪ ♪ Yeah, sweet mama ♪

♪ Open the door ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪

♪ We got to close the door ♪ ♪ The door is closing ♪

♪ We got to open the door ♪ ♪ And the door is opening ♪

$20,000? 20 non thousand dollars.

A racial thing? No.

âª Faster than it opens âª âª For dramatic effect âª

Abed, I don't think... Wait.

Abed, why? "I see your value now."

Abed! Oh, no.

Abed. No, stand back.

Abed. Abed, stop developing. Sorry.

about possibilities. What kind?

Absolutely. Pew pew.

After you missed your movie. Because you want me to suffer.

against Annie Edison. You don't argue with Annie,

Ah! He's doing it again.

Ah. That's true.

All right, knock it off. What?

Already dealt with. It's hard to believe.

An insane person would do that. Knuckleheads, focus.

And for us to say. I work for Mr. Hawthorne.

And what's that? That's an emoticon.

Angela. I admire your brain, Mr. Nadir.

Angry enough to murder him? No.

Annie, is this a race thing? Race.

Annie, nobody's asking you to do th... Jeff, come on!

Annie? You petty old man.

Announcements. I'm standing here with Abed Nadir...

Announcements. Oh, I love these.

Anthony might move in, so... What?

Anti venom. I'll take two.

Any stuff there that can heal me? Some potions.

Are they speaking English? Okay, '80s German techno it is.

Are those blinking dots us? Mm hmm.

Are we supposed to be bidding? Draw!

Are you all right? No!

Are you drawing a peanut? It's a duck,

Are you gay? No.

Are you kidding? Et tu, Brute?

Are you okay? I'm okay. Although...

Are you sure you're not gay? Yes.

Are you sure, Jeffrey? I promise.

Are you sure? Yes.

Arrow at Annie! I head for the door.

Ask. So...

Attention, Greendale. Oh, announcements.

Aww! Anniversary?

Backstab. Double damage.

Bang bang! 5! Bang?

Bang? Yee haw!

Be friendly and direct. And keep the message simple.

Because of last night? Yeah.

Believe in cloning. Well..

Bob? Excuse me.

Boo! No, you suck!

Britta, find some rope. I've got rope.

Bulletin board. Yeah. We were hoping to get that up..

But I have to go. But you can't.

But why call the dean and pretend that... I didn't call no dean.

But your daughter, soccer... Soccer. Yes. Thanks for coming.

Butter! Help me out here.

Buzzkill... All government is a lie.

Bye. Abed.

Call to adventure. Call to adventure. What's an insurance appraiser?

Calm before the storm. Says the storm generator.

Can I join? Well, I...

Can you not do this? Hey, you tell me.

Can you please stop that? Sorry.

Can you stop talking? Let me go.

Can't look at you right now. Then you should know I'm crying.

Centipede, centipede. Okay.

Chang? Kevin?

Cheers, yeah. Yeah.

Cleave! You kill one and wound another.

Climb the walls, get above the door. Goblins enter from the north.

Come again? You're not really playing.

Cool! I get it!

Cool. Oh, that sounds like fun.

Cool. Sure.

could've come up and... Abed, this isn't worth it.

Creepy. I don't know.

Crouton? I'm here.

Dave Matthews fan? Obviously you're not.

Dave? Dave Matthews.

Dean, are you...? I hug my father!

Dean, start learning Swedish. I'll do my best.

Depressed? I'm on sabbatical.

Did we just save Greendale? No, no, you did not.

Did you find anything? No.

Dinner? Jeff, you didn't invite Shirley?

Do what? You won an argument

Do you have any friends? Sorry?

Do you think they... Shh.

Do you want to go to lunch sometime? No. I'd like to go to dinner. Now.

Doesn't excuse my behaviour. I appreciate that.

Done. Thought that would take longer.

Draw! Bang!

Draw! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!

Draw! We have numbers?

Earn your M&M's. Locker.

Evil. I don't believe in evil.

Ew. Hey, look,

Excuse me. Wow.

Fat dog. Fat dog it, baby.

Father. Joseph Gordon.

Feast your feet on that stack of sticks. Too easy. Could be a trap.

Fine, but I ask the questions. I'm afraid I can't allow that.

Fine. Give me that. Hey.

Five. Get them for costume measurements.

Flip a coin? No. Coins create parallel timelines.

Floor

For an hour. Okay, an hour.

for dreaming this big. Here's my plan.

For half. That's ridiculous.

Fresh meat, huh? Yeah, Jeff Winger, law.

Gag me. Who even uses that phrase?

Gay murderer says what? What?

Girls are objects. Yeah!

Give me a... I'm up to here with you. Want to get the necromancer or not?

Give me your tie. What?

Go. Sniper arrow on the guard.

Good job, Wingman. Thank you, Duke.

Good luck proving it before we're not. Yeah.

Gotcha! What do you think?

Had enough? I'm just getting started.

Half is fair. Not really.

Hang out, relax, like a fat dog." Look it up on Wikipedia.

Happy anniversary. Anniversary?

Happy? Are you happy?

Has someone physically limited you? Oh, just now.

Have any rolling chairs? Behind the curtain.

He doesn't. Don't forfeit, Anthony. Rachel, we can do this.

He has gunpowder in his pants. I draw my sword. Stay back!

He has money. He's handy. You're putting me on the spot.

He kept the peace. Yeah.

He shredded Humphries. What?

He wants a bribe. Welcome to the labyrinth.

He was a collector. Mmhmm.

Heed the warning! It's not easy being Dean, Jeffrey!

Helen of Soy. Are you aware that,

Helps people believe in the system. Give my spot to someone else.

Here he comes, here he comes. Okay.

Here, don't forget this. This is a laser guidance system...

Here. Slightly higher grades!

Hey there. Oh, hey

Hey, Abed, a quick word. Hmm.

Hey, come here. Hi. Come on.

Hey, where'd you go? I was taking care of my sick mother.

Hey! Hang in there.

Hey! Hector, that's called self defence.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hi.

Hey. Where you been? I questioned Guterman.

High five? Sure.

Hit him with a throwing dagger. Used all your knives.

Hmm. Ah!

Hobgoblins? Larger, stronger, and worth more...

Hold it! Yee haw!

Hot lava. That was hot lava?

How about English? Psychology.

How about Rachel? Is that a joke?

How is that learning? We played Pile of Bullets.

How is this not a janitor's job? Can I ask you something?

How many? 120.

How you doing, Rog? Oh, don't be...

Howdy! Howdy.

However... However, let's be truthful.

Huh? Oh.

human autonomy. Good one.

Hungry. Hello?

Hurts so much! Right?

Huzzah? Huzzah.

I attack Jeff! Arrow at Chang!

I beg your what? I have evidence showing...

I bid! Pow! Bang!

I can ask on the street. What?

I can assure you that's not true

I can clone him. I'll clone him. Go on.

I can do tomorrow. I can't.

I can fix him. How?

I can't believe what I'm hearing. Fine. You wanna go to heaven?

I changed it. To what?

I do believe we should... Yes, definitely.

I don't care. Mm kay,

I don't know what I would do without... Just don't let anyone...

I don't like this Michael. He doesn't like himself.

I don't understand. That's an expression.

I draw an arrow. So do I!

I enter. Left flank.

I feel like I'm missing... You know, Annie...

I fire two arrows. I drink from the Chalice of Knowing.

I fire. Both arrows hit.

I got her off your back. I was handling it

I guess I should be going. No, no, stay.

I guess not. That's a lie.

I had no idea. Lie.

I have a girlfriend. What?

I have an idea. Your last idea was to murder.

I just don't like being left behind. Well... No, no, no.

I know that game. We play "Dungeons and Dragons."

I mean, get a room already. We're friends!

I mean, I guess. Garrett's got three MeowMeowBeenz.

I move to the doorway, detect traps. None detected.

I need a soda. Oh, okay.

I need help. Pineapple penalty, fool!

I need to figure out who I am. I'll help you.

I never, never missed. You ever been a 3 foot tall half ling...

I own a Waterpik. Annie has one too.

I should leave all the time. Let's not forget it's okay to be sad too.

I spray all over them. I hold Britta's face in a puddle.

I think... Shh.

I vote for Rachel. I vote for Anthony.

I vote myself out. You don't have a quorum.

I wanna tell you something. Abed, this is adorable.

I was not. Fine. Let's go find treasure.

I will be on that committee. Me too.

I wouldn't. Not at all.

I wrecked your papers by accident. You chose...

I'll clean it up. No, you don't touch it.

I'll do it myself. And I would love to watch you try.

I'll do it too. Yeah, me too.

I'll do it. And Pierce can take

I'll do it. Really?

I'll do it. What?

I'll go with her. Oh, yeah. Good plan.

I'm better at sex than Jeff, right? I've yet to have anyone worse

I'm free on Fridays and Mondays... We're not moving it.

I'm going too. Me too.

I'm gonna find this guy. I stay and search the workshop.

I'm gonna go check on Jeff. Oh.

I'm impressed. It's election time.

I'm in a world of imagination. Then imagine what the floor looks like

I'm not going back. Jeff, you have to go back.

I'm not letting him hug me. I hug my father!

I'm not. Shh!

I'm pretty lucky. I'm not.

I'm serious. We know.

I'm sorry! Shirley, did you know

I'm sorry. You messed with my brain.

I'm trying. Try harder!

I've been lying about my age. Whoa.

I've got more. Oh, can't wait.

In Stainsbury Pub. My family practically lived...

Is church over yet? Fourth Wall!

Is that cool? It's the coolest.

Is that Hickey? Yeah.

Is that your job? Well...not yet.

Is this a wedding ring? Are you kidding? What...?

Is this working? It's a handshake in progress.

It worked. We made a perfect clone of Abed.

It's a secret faculty thing. What?

It's alive! Since we last spoke...

It's been my primary strategy. I'm staying in the game...

It's Dave. Lee Roth?

It's effective. No, it's effectively stupid.

It's Greendale. They must be stolen.

It's not a game to him. Oh, no.

It's submachopter. Whatever.

It's where Jesus gets his mail. Answer the question, Adrian Grody!

Jeff, do you know Excel? No.

Jeff! Jeffrey! Wait, Britta, don't slap him!

Jeffrey, do something! Slightly higher grades.

Jeffrey, these are stolen! From who?

Jeffrey! Awesome.

Just say yes! I don't wanna die.

Knock, knock. Not gonna say, "Who's there?"

Know what you're doing. Know what you're doing.

Know where we can buy a real sword? Oh, Jeffrey.

Later. Mr. Chang, I presume.

Leonard. Butter them up. You got it.

Let's begin. Wait, wait.

Let's get out of here. All right

Let's give Craigslist another try. I think Craigslist is the way to go.

Let's take a walk. Quite a spread.

Liam Neeson? Not that great. Your rating system is flawed.

Lie. Okay, good. Just making sure.

Lincolnshire? Yeah.

Locker, locker, locker. Locker Boys.

Locker. Locker, locker, locker.

Look, I can't do this anymore

Lower your sword? No!

Lunch. Yeah.

Mace! Okay. Missed.

Make it litigation proof. How?

Maybe we better do names. Dave.

McDonald's? Oh, I was just thinking about that.

Me too. No, we have to play again.

Me too. You should introduce yourselves.

MeowMeowBeenz. MeowMeowBeenz.

Milady. Milord.

Minus her? Give her A minuses.

Mr. Barnes, state your name. Troy Barnes.

Mr. Barnes. Okay! I did it! Okay? I killed Pierce!

Mr. Nadir, state your name. Abed Nadir.

Mr. Nadir. Okay, I guess it's happening anyway.

Mr. Winger, state your name. Jeffrey Winger.

Ms. Bennett. Hmm?

My father? No way to know where the others are.

No nerve. Annie, you're suspended.

No way, Jose. What?

No way. What?

No, I cannot. Okay, I tried. Bye.

No, no. Oh, no, no, no.

No, run. Mush! Star Burns?

No, you can just sign it. Okay.

No! All right, all right, enough!

No! No! No! Okay, okay, okay.

No. Agree to disagree.

No. Fine. I'll do it.

No. It means the more others like you...

No. Lie.

No. No.

No. No. Nothing for...

No. Oh, American high five. Sorry.

No. Oh, wait, wait.

No. Okay, yeah.

No. She thinks that's true.

No. Troy! Rude!

No. Yes, yes, yes.

No. You're gonna.

No. No. I paid for my crimes.

No. Process your feelings. Hot Lava is the sweet...

Nope. When you were a child,

Not going to the dance? I'll go later.

Not helping! Be a bad Dungeon Master if I was.

Not like she belongs to anybody. Here we go.

Not me. You have to.

Nothing. You never called. I'm sorry.

Now it's hilarious. Classes are over, kids.

Now people are... Getting married?

Now what do we do? We rewind it and start over.

Oh, come on, shh. Shh.

Oh, damn. You know what?

Oh, hey. How was your night? Great.

Oh, it's okay, we don't have to. It's not okay. We do have to.

Oh, it's okay... Oh, I'm sorry...

Oh, Janet. No, I spent enough time feeling bad.

Oh, my God, so cool. Isn't that weird?

Oh, my God! Oh! It's still not actually meat... Legally.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, no. Who else did he call? Just me. I called everyone else.

Oh, really? Yeah, I have a serious problem.

Oh, teacher man! Ee!

Oh, uh, yes, kind of. What?

Oh, yeah, look at that. It's a child's toy.

Oh, yeah. My show right there

Oh! Aw, man!

Oh! Nice.

Ohh. Come on!

Okay, all right, all right, all right. All right.

Okay, fine. Okay.

Okay, I bid 5 bullets. I raise 6.

Okay, I'll allow it. No, it's okay.

Okay, what am I? Chinese!

Okay. Okay, well...

Okay. Sorry we're late.

Okay. What do you want? Excuse me?

Okay... Okay.

Oligarchy! Et tu, Brute!

or is it sold separately? Here it is.

Over there! Come on, let's get him!

Parking spaces. Wrong.

Pass! Double!

Pass. Answer the question.

Pierce is doing it again. Mr. Chang, state your name.

Pierce! Annie?

Pile of Bullets? Yeah.

Please don't. Request denied.

Please. Do you even like Britta?

Plus three, demonic eye look. Pull and shove it up them!

Poor Britta. It's okay.

Professor Duncan? Yeah?

Publishers are interested! Publishers are stupid.

Quiet, I think he's just coming. This is gonna be hilarious.

Quit while we're ahead. Absolutely.

Rachel, your turn! What do I do?

Raquel! Uh, guys, little help...

Ready? Yes?

Really? Yeah, make sure it's a hearty meal.

Retreat! Yo, Joe!

Reverse! 2 tornado!

Richie, be careful. Don't worry.

Right, Jeff? That's right.

Right! One, facing east.

Right? Yeah.

Right. This will be perfect.

Rock, paper, scissors? That's a nine sided coin.

Safety pants, 100 bucks a pop. All sandwiches, $5.

Sanity? Yes. Sanity.

Saving Greendale. From what?

Scary. Oh, relax.

Secret trapdoor! Booyah.

See, he's fine. Okay, guys, stop it now.

Seven damage. Cleave, cleave, cleave!

Shame on you! Okay, I'm ashamed.

She didn't make it. Oh, that's too bad.

She's my friend. Eh.

Shirley, what are you doing? Looking for you.

Shirley, will you lock the door? Okay.

Shirley... Hmm?

Shirley's a five

Shut up. You shut up.

Ski Cap. How are we gonna be graded?

Slightly higher grades! Everybody,

So did mine! So did mine! Why would he do that?

So how'd the cleanup go? I learned how to smile.

So just, bears everywhere? Yep.

So Nicolas Cage is Jesus? Uh, no,

So what do we do now? Split up.

So you don't know? Mr. Nadir.

So you like the theatre, Ian? Oh, are you kidding?

Someone on the floor is knocking. You have to say, "Who's there?"

Someone's gotta win sometime. Not if we never kill each other.

Spear, spear! I take the kid, pop him.

Starburns is at two. People are using this stupid app?

State your name please, Miss. Annie Edison.

State your name. Britta Perry.

State your name. Shirley Bennett.

Still haven't been paid. I'll cut you a check tomorrow,

Stop her, Rachel, stop her! Bang?

Stop trying to sell me on Rachel. Stop pitching Anthony so hard.

Struck out, huh? If that makes you feel better.

Subway offered me a job. Nice.

Talk to a custodian. We're janitors. There's a difference?

Taste the blade of Diehard! I run!

teach your students. Thanks, Annie,

Tell you a story. What's that supposed to mean?

Thanks for looking out for me. Thank you for putting up...

Thanks. Thanks.

That aren't bake sales... Hey.

That means we can sell it. We can finally sell it.

That's actually a good point. It is? Why?

That's jacket money. Oh, did you hear that, Abed?

That's not fair. Damn right.

That's who's there. Yeah. But it's for you.

That's why I didn't invite you. It's nice to be invited.

The Duncan handkerchief. Well, I'm out.

The hell was that? What was what?

The river runs east. I head west. Tiny Nuggins scampers into the jungle.

The same as imagining the floor. You just admitted that's where you'll be.

Then it's off to Henningpen Then it's off to Henningpen

Then they'll give you your board. That's what that was?

Then we can play forever. Right. Wait.

There is no story. Everything's a story, Jeff.

There. My turn. Stop! Snake bite! Lose a turn.

There's an entry in there. Yep.

There's two kinds of tokens. Two each?

They got this thing locked up. They're nervous.

They have to be won in battle. Blegh! Gross!

Think you can get it hung back up? I'll give it a drive by.

Third step? Third step's survival. Good luck.

This is a place of peace. And profit.

This is cool! Make my name too.

This isn't helping. You guys know I'm 38, right?

This property has value. It has value.

Those are Gerald Ford dollars. How many?

Thousand? Dollars.

Three damage. Lightning bolt, lightning bolt!

Three Kids... My family comes first.

Too ripe. You've been doing this for 30 minutes.

Too soon for what? Too soon for this.

Top floor, one door. I open it.

Tornado! Tornado!

Troy and Abed in a bubble Troy and Abed in a bubble

Troy? Hey, I don't know his name, man.

Try track 127. Right.

Turn a snake into a rope! Two arrows!

Two thumbs, she got both. Two thumbs.

Two? Are you lost, Two? Yes.

Wait a minute. Ants do have butts.

Wait, come back. I follow him. Me too.

Wait, what? You told Pierce that?

Wait. Are you using MeowMeowBeenz? If you can't kill it, join it.

Walk away, more for us. I'm an accomplice now!

Wand of Orcus. I don't...

Want a refill, Winger? Mm.

Was that anti semitism? No! That's sensitivity.

We could look into that. Well, not to be that guy...

We did not hate Pierce. Craziness.

We do not work for them. Maybe we do.

We got this. Oh, my God, be careful!

We have to tell the Dean. Hold on.

We sold out. You did not sell out.

We want The Orb. Abed

We're losing Pierce! Everyone, quickly!

We're relaxed and happy. I care more about this...

We're running out of to do stars. Yes.

We've got to tell people! Mm.

We've gotta move. We do?

We've never had sex on the new table. Yes, two for two.

Well, I'm a real jerk for wrecking it. You didn't do it on purpose.

Well, it was great seeing you, so... I might stay for one drink.

Well, maybe next year. Definitely.

Well, no higher than usual. Not true.

Well, this is what we're playing. But it doesn't make any sense.

Well, where's his office? Good question.

What about everyone else? Look around you. Everyone wanted this.

What about it? School needs some.

What are you doing here? I wanna show you something.

What are you doing? How goes the revolution?

What are you doing? Oh, something nobody ever does.

What are you doing? Registering for MeowMeowBeenz.

What are you doing? What?

What are you guys, cavemen? Buzzkill!

What are you making? Salmon.

What can I do for you? Get me a drill, screws, bulletin board?

What do you mean everything? Everything!

What do you want to do? What should we do?

What does that mean? We hope it means we find out...

What happened to you? I sat so long, my feet fell asleep.

What is it doing? Making a man of you.

What is this creepy business? What?

What the hell? I don't wanna hear it.

What the hell? Sorry.

What was that about? Union rules.

What? "Bear Down For Midterms."

What? Abed!

What? Again with the bait and switch.

What? But that's not resolved!

What? I'll talk to the dean.

What? Keep it cool, girls.

What? Married?

What? That's different.

What? That's right.

What? The truth.

What? This is the Ass Crack Bandit.

What? We can start courting businesses...

What? What?

What? Yeah, right?

What? You didn't invite me...

What? You know, what's your problem?

What? Of course I was. I guess we just didn't see you.

What? You're all dead? I keep going. I follow.

What's going on? Shh!

What's going on? Well...

What's happening here? You and me bonding. Check it out.

What's up next for you? Don't know.

What's wrong? Nothing, nothing. It's nothing. The...

Where in Lincolnshire? Just a little town called Scunthorpe.

Who the hell are you? My name is Mr. Stone.

Who was that, sweetie? Guess they want me

Whoa, whoa. I'll wipe her out, man.

Whoa. We could have bought a tire

Why did you think she was dead? We kind of left her.

Why give this to me? I know filmmaking tricks and tropes.

Why? Because once the Internet...

Why? Because we already live

Why? I like to drink.

Why? Why do they do that?

Will there be a syllabus? "Will there be a syllabus?"

Wingman, what happened? I don't know.

Working as what? Math teacher.

Working title. Jeffrey, I'm gonna cry.

Would you like to go...? Yeah.

Wow. Cool.

Wow. I'm so sorry.

Yeah, does getting laid count? No!

Yeah, great. Wonderful.

yeah, me too. Oh, cool. How long have you been...

Yeah, that's a good idea. Yeah.

Yeah, working hard. Ah, yes.

Yeah, yeah. Can I get a picture?

Yeah, you do. Hey, Edison.

Yeah! Hey, hey.

Yeah! Oh, wait.

Yeah? Mm hmm.

Yeah? What the hell? Ow!

Yeah. Our second order of business...

Yeah. Pretty cool.

Yeah. Tim Briggs, Greendale Mirror.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You left your handkerchief...

Yeah. Pretty great. Yeah. Bear down, baby.

Yeah. Yeah. Well...

Yep. Here's your sperm.

Yep. They're all lying.

Yes, Duncan. Okay, I'm sorry.

Yes, I did. We should call T.J.Maxx right away.

Yes, stop giving it four stars. I like Liam Neeson!

Yes, yes. Gwen Ridley, Greendale Gazette.

Yes. He is a old boy.

Yes. Lie.

Yes. Oh.

Yes. Stop it.

Yes. Hot Lava. Come on, guys...

Yo, Jobra. Yo, Jobra.

Yo, Joe! Hat Muffs, Pit Take,

You and he would really get along. Really?

You are all going to hell! Oh, what?

You brought us together. With lies.

You can go. Okay.

You can win by not arguing? Yeah, Ski Cap.

You got a hold of him. This one is for Crouton.

You got something in your teeth. You got something in your chest.

You have gods? Locker boys.

You just said you were proud of it. Proud of its potential.

You kind of do. I don't think I do.

You know who else it made sense to? Say "Hitler" and I'm giving you a two.

You learned our names. I did.

You look great. You look great.

You love Greendale. No, I love Scotch and myself

You made it. Friends.

You miss and fall down. What?

You need this. Let me go.

you pled the Fifth! I know my rights.

You really think that's an effective... Guess what, your two cents is change...

You really wanna activate this, sir? Yeah.

You said you teach math. Exactly. I teach it. You do it.

You saw your son at his wedding. No, that's Furio, my gay son. Him, I get.

You shut up. Are we yelling?

You son of a bitch! Come on.

You took a shower? Yeah.

You were there? You were?

You! Green player! Yes, partner?

You're a bad friend. That's not fair.

You're a four? I don't recognise you. He's new Beenz.

You're a self centered, egotistical... I'm yelling, I'm yelling!

You're afraid I won't like it. Sure.

You're just like all the people that... What? The people that put you here?

You're leaving? Yeah.

You're not the Ass Crack Bandit. Keep it down, huh?

You're one of the angriest... You're angry.

You're packing? Yeah.

You're scaring me. Good.

You're the teacher, Jeff. You don't have to rub it in.

You're, uh, Rita. Rhonda.

You've come to respect me. Sure.

..."We Caught the Ass Crack Bandit" Dance tonight...

...a family sword whose power knows no equal.

...a piece of cork and a few pins. So, what, is it worth it?

...a sofa hopper like you won't last 20 minutes.

...a star goes on the task wall.

...about Dane Cook getting laid by accident.

...about the brand of Garrett's underwear.

...Alex "Star Burns" Osbourne has been living in the stables...

...all from a standard non boost mobile phone.

...an evil necromancer dwells.

...an unidentified student dropped a coin...

...and address your urges in semi acceptable scenarios.

...and all aboard helping our nation's global warming.

...and all of us here at Greendale that called him friend.

...and buy a space heater for my stable.

...and choking on its billowing plume of highly rated dust.

...and died of the first computer virus? Sure.

...and dress in pyjamas in the middle of the day."

...and drop it all down there."

...and experience new cultures.

...and find a cause so tragic... Are you writing this down?

...and five of them are insurance appraisers...

...and hard is the way up and down another man's stairs.

...and having two ears connected to a heart.

...and he died 2000 years ago on a cross.

...and I am only here to hug my father, which I now do

...and I am told that no new species have been discovered here in a week.

...and I cut my hand trying to prove that I can whittle.

...and I don't get the sense it's because of his feelings for you.

...and I gave a differently abled person a job.

...and I know you don't get to pick and choose the parts you fight for...

...and I pick him up, and I carry him to the bridge. It's fun.

...and it was working fine.

...and magical part of Greendale, we owe it to ourselves...

...and make all my dollars into change...

...and make sure you tell yourself the truth.

...and now I see why!

...and ones don't get a rhyme because they're garbage.

...and reduces it to explicit, objective numbers.

...and spit it out, not open a bottling plant.

...and start a cloning machine.

...and starting to realise that she has to settle for less.

...and takes money from the Education budget.

...and the arrows were just too much. I'm sorry.

...and the best lesson you could take away from it...

...and the names of your same sex celebrity crushes.

...and then I ended up living with you.

...and then not have sex with anyone together?

...and there will be no need for nudging or jostling.

...and they're like, "Hey, is there an apple up there?"

...and this is my mom's house.

...and this, this is just a little something I threw together.

...and throwing out apples?

...and trust me, my penis needs no enlargement.

...and you can tell everyone this isn't democracy.

...and you get caught up in it.

...Annie Edison from Save Greendale Committee. How's your daughter's...?

...are drinking up his Kool Aid.

...are growing suspicious of the fours and fives.

...are not very good and...

...are they chasing me as an excuse to get near each other?

...as any living entity with four legs and a tail.

...as the hilt of Diehard seeks its blade.

...as you arrive at the troubled Galindor.

...assume the party.

...at Lord Brince's funeral...

...at my place last night.

...because a camera in the bathroom...

...because every man has the right to hang out with his grandson.

...because if we lose, I'm gonna punch each of you in the heart.

...because it's a buried treasure!

...because it's just dinner.

...because of the system, right?

...because we have to keep this a secret...

...because we're big fans of the same thing.

...because you're having an existential crisis...

...because you're too scared to say goodbye.

...before rifling through her belongings.

...before you put it on a 6 inch white bun?

...between me and my emotionally stunted father, is it?

...but at least the candy bar wrappers will...

...but at this point in time, I'd describe this campus as an actual property asset.

...but could you look into that before I do this?

...but given the circumstances, cheers.

...but I know...

...but I want to introduce one of my heroes.

...but I'm knowing I'm gonna be a bartender.

...but I'm not signing this form until Professor Hickey says:

...but I've cooked up a little something. Chang?

...but if we find more chairs, we can do the Inchworm...

...but it doesn't make it less frustrating to be dismissed like this.

...but just remember whenever the wind whispers through the woods...

...but might as well check in. How are you?

...but no necromancer.

...but not one single Parking Department.

...but then Annie told me that the rating system...

...but there is a solution:

...but you think you came up with... Oh, man, this is bad.

...by a sandwich university.

...by honestly experiencing the pain of him leaving Greendale.

...called Troy's Law...

...can be defeated by using the three B's:

...can slay the necromancer. You cool or are we gonna have to get red?

...can we get it out later?

...causing grass, vines and branches to entangle the limbs of...

...classic children's game...

...describing it would eclipse what's happening here.

...did I even wanna be a three?

...do you believe what those ghosts tell you about other ghosts?

...down exposed butt cracks. Case closed.

...eating garbage, and trying to build a cat car.

...enough to tip and crush me.

...entrepreneur, and expert heart attack faker...

...except without taking all my profits.

...faster than coins are dropping.

...fighting over who gets to kill him? He leaves through the back.

...five, four, three, two...

...for a bulletin board from the bottom of the queue to the top.

...for Consensual perfume?

...for most of my birthdays?

...for starving children with cleft palates.

...for we believe man's greatest weapon against evil...

...for you and I to know each other?

...freeing the realm from his evil magic.

...get blocked by this weird filter thing. Say I wanted to move a work order...

...getting to third base with the wrong person.

...has passed away, for real this time.

...he cracked three people in a row.

...Herpie, Clutch, Dirt Mouth, Rope, Tingles, Cat Woman, Steve.

...how much we're gonna miss you.

...I can't wait to drop it down your butts.

...I come to my grandson's birthday. We'll settle it like men.

...I didn't actually have any less.

...I don't know, everybody dreams of settling down, right?

...I have watched people walk around on your eggshells.

...I sure do love them apples!

...I took this case because I wanted to help you.

...I tried to get something done about this two years ago.

...I want rideshares gone

...I won't stand in the way.

...I'm gonna randomly select one of your vending machines...

...I'm just curious.

...if I rub the blade of our magic family sword while you rub the hilt...

...if you dream of standing on a table and pissing in a jar. Where's Britta?

...in another student's, you know, upper buttock fold.

...in Bloodlines of Conquest.

...in hopes they might find you.

...in the cafeteria!

...in the form of frivolity and giddiness, and...

...in the great purge of about two minutes ago.

...in which you are not allowed to touch the fioor or you're dead.

...including details not known to the public...

...is being told exactly what to do.

...is better than a quarter in your butt.

...is by giving up my chance to be one person?

...is exponentially weighted.

...is my freestyle rap apology.

...is not expecting my loved ones to make sacrifices.

...is that you are someone, even when you're by yourself.

...is the bond...

...is the opinion of a man child in cardboard pants.

...jokes based on nothing from your life or anyone's.

...just like your dad's comes from a lack of hugs.

...like "Let's Blow Off Steam," and it's trains

...made love to a computer...

...marching to class, freaks on parade."

...math teacher Ben Chang.

...most passionate activist I have ever had the honour of imitating.

...mountain lions, mice, these are all just different sizes of dog

...mustard faced saviour...

...my shoe is untied by British standards.

...nine, eight, seven...

...non zip line vacation jungle.

...not Cambridge, as the sketch implies.

...not this obnoxiousness.

...of declaring a school wide game of Hot Lava.

...of Hawthorne Mountains. I'll roll for encounters.

...of which Greendale teachers are Dave Matthews fans.

...on the spot where he died.

...or an event celebrating a person or a party of persons' birth, marriage...

...or doesn't care about money and hates butts or loves them

...or non asserted perturbation by any qualifying party.

...or you'll fail before you start.

...others to the right.

...people whose bad bands need bad bass players.

...praying for the night fate will find us rubbing together.

...push me away from my dad, and I regret it.

...read ahead, and spoil the whole series for you?

...realise we have a favourite brand of olive oil?

...redistribute them. Yeah, just mix them up a bit.

...remember my name.

...Reverse Danny Thomas.

...rhythmically secreting and retracting a giant droplet...

...running through 2 foot high vines trying to punch a 7 foot monster?

...Scootenanny...

...see if any pieces match up.

...since Britta dated Troy.

...since our rally protesting the wrong Korea.

...since the 1997 fire.

...six people die this way...

...so I can talk to Abed. I'm worried.

...so I just kind of started committing.

...so I take this very seriously. Here we go.

...so it's somewhere above "Lower flag for Reagan's death"?

...so we can root this student out.

...so you can hold hands in the dark...

...some of us may have no idea where we're going or what to do, but...

...sometimes it feels like you don't take us seriously.

...somewhere safe where no one can hear or see...

...stopped being active over a year ago.

...study hard, get to work.

...that keeps the regeneration sequence from jib jabbing.

...that lights his cigars on student rideshares?

...that means we're in trouble, and we are not in trouble.

...that Shirley didn't clap with the rest of you after my performance.

...that suddenly leapt out at you at age 60?

...that takes a serious look at higher education.

...that you will be crying uncle before that board ever goes up.

...that you're the one that died in a fire, and you're a ghost.

...that your school is very, very valuable to the city.

...that's designed to force an emotional bond...

...the committee that did its darnedest.

...the last meeting of the Save Greendale Committee..

...the Macy's Parade is almost over and Grandma's getting drunk.

...the more likeable you make others. Makes sense.

...the school is doomed, doomed.

...the survivor will win my near mint condition issue of Space Clone...

...the very special going away present...

...then you don't go to Christmas or Thanksgiving at Aunt Rachel's.

...there are gonna be two sounds: me hitting you twice.

...there is still a five hiding among us that has not been cleansed.

...they just need to submit the URL and I can...

...this is classic avoidance. I have to go talk to him.

...this is some contrived paint by numbers adventure...

...three more victims have caught the quarter...

...to a little app called MeowMeowBeenz.

...to assess this campus's level of liability.

...to be a day where everyone hates me.

...to dry my boots and oversized codpiece.

...to hanging a bulletin board.

...to have the dean appoint someone to oversee them...

...to honour it.

...to inspect the school. If he doesn't appraise us good...

...to make sure they stay organised and protected. I'll do it.

...to people that lose their pets, people that need rides...

...to rechannel separation anxiety...

...to reunite Hickey and his son tomorrow night?

...to see if it can be rocked using human strength...

...to spray this crap on purpose. You didn't care what happened.

...to unload this school on the private sector.

...Troy and Abed's friendship has been such a special...

...twin beacons of light will reveal our locations to each other.

...until they're so popular, watching is no longer a statement

...used us, judged us...

...using a social disorder as a procedural device.

...valued by the Comics Authority at $50,000.

...we should just call this thing off.

...what did either of us really get done aside from each other?

...what setting the air conditioning is on.

...when I'm dealing with this?

...when the floors were covered with the burny touch.

...which could be good for us. Look what Facebook did for Harvard.

...which I don't know how to feel, and you put what on paper?

...which is you more than me.

...which means they're not my friends.

...who has chosen to give his best friend, Troy...

...who you like, when you like...

...will only get fixed when you're together.

...with genes from a homing pigeon.

...with her left finger lifts, but she's getting there.

...with no end in sight.

...with that little Frimrok and Grignog rolling about on the wolf pelts.

...with the boring, old mom in your study group.

...with, you know, my tooth and then with my tongue and my finger.

...would be assigned to me to verify I don't cheat.

...would suggest that he's angry or just fell in love.

...yet exempts itself from judgment.

...you are the new coach of the water polo team.

...you can save yourself emotionally...

...you felt you could park in handicap spots?

...you got me killed.

...you made every board on campus worthless.

...you received a letter from the Ass Crack Bandit?

...you recognise this as the arachnid signal of submission.

...you think it might be possible you miscalculated the bridge strength?

...you'll be going through a lot of countries.

...your two little helpers came to catching me.

'Cause I feel like I've been hearing about that for two years.

"Abed, I rub my sword's hilt"?

"Age reverse, life extend power"?

"An Office of Bulletin Board Oversight

"Bear Down For Midterms."

"Bullets just kind of kill you." Are you quoting something? Can I use that?

"Each player starts with six bullet tokens,

"Easy peasy, lemon squeezy."

"Fat Dog For Midterms." Like, "Don't sweat it. Fat dog it.

"Fat Dog For Midterms"?

"Fly On The Wall For Midterms," you might ask, "What do you mean?"

"Fly on the wall" is an expression, but if I were to pitch:

"Futurza"?

"Harassment Reports," "Hazardous Waste Citations,"

"Hello. You're looking well."

"Herpes Comma Water Fountains."

"Hey, it's Koogler. You know, he's cool.

"I am the Ass Crack Bandit.

"I am the mad hatter, if hats were butts.

"I don't think it's nice to pigeonhole people's gimmicks."

"I have sealed off the computer department

"I hope you enjoyed my work again.

"I protect the blade of Diehard...

"It's a old boy."

"It's time for Justice. Police Justice."

"Love isn't a game," say the guys that always win.

"Oh, Abed. He's so imaginative, so magical.

"Start killing Cobra or killing ourselves"?

"Temporary gig."

"The dark lord will kill you all."

"To protect the student health and the school's reputation,

"What time did you have to get up in the morning?

"Who's hotter, Elliot Gould or Donald Sutherland?"

"Yo, Jobra"?

"You hear me, Two Voice?"

* Best lawyer you ever saw *

* Give me some rope *

* Give me the hope *

* Hero to freedom, defender of liberty *

* I can't count the reasons I should stay *

* Jeff Winger, hero at law *

* One by one, they all just fade away *

* Somebody said it can be here *

* South of the forty on Lincoln *

* Tie me to dream *

* To run out of steam *

* We could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year *

* You park for free! Jeff *

♪ 'Cause I don't swallow knowledge ♪

♪ against Cobra the enemy ♪

♪ And all the black man gets is a plate of white lies ♪

♪ And I spit it for free ♪

♪ And I'm here to say ♪

♪ Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar ♪

♪ Another stuffed shirt with another white collar ♪

♪ Barack Obama is scared of me ♪

♪ Criminals, Wall Street, taking the pie ♪

♪ Don't Chang... ♪

♪ fighting for freedom over land and air ♪

♪ fighting to save the day ♪

♪ G.I. Joe ♪

♪ G.I. Joe is there ♪

♪ G.I. Joe will dare ♪

♪ G.I. Joe, a real American hero ♪

♪ G.I. Joe, American hero ♪

♪ Give me some rope ♪

♪ Give me the hope ♪

♪ He never gives up ♪

♪ he never gives up, he's always there ♪

♪ He wakes up in the morning ♪

♪ He'll fight for freedom, wherever there's trouble ♪

♪ he'll stay till the fight's won ♪

♪ I can't count the reasons I should stay ♪

♪ it's G.I. Joe ♪

♪ Legalize it ♪

♪ Let me clear my throat, ah ha, ah ha... ♪

♪ Lights down, you up and die ♪

♪ Loser at law ♪

♪ Never changes a thing ♪

♪ One by one, they all just fade away ♪

♪ Prisons! Recruitin' 'em! Police be shootin' them ♪

♪ Rap artists lootin' them, labels all dilutin' them ♪

♪ Rented office in a mini mall ♪

♪ Richie's a freak, Richie's a freak ♪

♪ Somebody said it can be here ♪

♪ Specially timed to the duration of the opening process ♪

♪ Tie me to dream ♪

♪ To run out of steam ♪

♪ Troy and Abed are in mourning ♪

♪ We could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year ♪

♪ We recorded this song for when you open the door ♪

♪ Well, I'm a peanut bar ♪

♪ You're the playing the song that opens the door ♪

♪ Your checks will arrive on another day ♪

$200 retail.

âª Give me some rope âª

âª We could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year âª

11. Pass. Reverse!

Community (2009) - Season 5
Community (2009) is a critically acclaimed television show that aired from 2009 to 2015. Created by Dan Harmon, this comedy series takes place at Greendale Community College and follows a diverse group of students who form an unlikely study group. The show is known for its clever humor, meta commentary, and heartfelt character development. The ensemble cast of Community (2009) is a talented mix of actors who bring their characters to life with incredible chemistry. The main cast includes Joel McHale as Jeff Winger, a former lawyer seeking a legitimate degree; Gillian Jacobs as Britta Perry, a rebellious activist; Danny Pudi as Abed Nadir, a pop culture-obsessed film student; Yvette Nicole Brown as Shirley Bennett, a motherly figure; Alison Brie as Annie Edison, a high-achieving student; Donald Glover as Troy Barnes, a former high school football star; Ken Jeong as Ben Chang, a chaotic and unpredictable teacher; and Chevy Chase as Pierce Hawthorne, a wealthy and eccentric businessman. Season 5 of Community (2009) continues the hilarious and unpredictable adventures of the study group. This season introduces new challenges and changes for the characters. One notable addition to the main cast is Jonathan Banks, who portrays Professor Buzz Hickey, a gruff and no-nonsense teacher. Banks brings his signature intensity to the role, becoming a beloved and memorable addition to the show. Throughout Season 5, the study group faces various trials and tribulations, both academically and personally. From a psychological experiment gone awry to a wild game of "The Ass Crack Bandit," the episodes embrace the absurdity and unconventional storytelling that became Community's trademark. The show's self-awareness and metanarrative elements are also highlighted in Season 5. In one standout episode, appropriately titled "Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons," the group gathers to play a game of Dungeons & Dragons, poking fun at the series' own previous episode that became a fan favorite. This episode showcases the show's ability to pay homage to its own history while still finding new and innovative ways to entertain. One of the strengths of Community (2009) is its ability to balance humor with genuine emotion. Season 5 explores the characters' personal growth and relationships, delving deeper into their individual struggles and triumphs. It delves into Jeff's exploration of his father-son relationship, Britta's navigation of her own self-doubts, and Troy and Abed's friendship as they face impending separation. The show's ability to tackle these topics with sensitivity and comedic flair sets it apart from many other sitcoms. Community (2009) also boasts a talented roster of guest stars throughout its run, and Season 5 is no exception. Noteworthy guest appearances include appearances by Nathan Fillion, Paget Brewster, Brie Larson, Vince Gilligan, and many more. Each actor brings their own unique comedic style and flair to the show, further enhancing the already stellar ensemble cast. Fans of Community (2009) can enjoy the sounds and music of the show by playing and downloading them on various platforms. The show's soundtrack offers a mix of original score, licensed music, and memorable songs created specifically for the series. From the catchy "Abed's Master Key" to the inspirational "Daybreak," these tunes have become iconic to the show's dedicated fanbase. In conclusion, Community (2009) - Season 5 is a comedic masterpiece that continues the legacy of its beloved characters. With its clever writing, talented cast, and meta storytelling, the show remains a pop culture favorite. Whether you're a die-hard fan or a newcomer to the world of Greendale Community College, Season 5 is a must-watch for anyone seeking laughs, heartwarming moments, and a whole lot of fun. You can play and download the sounds of the show to immerse yourself in the delightful world of Community.
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