Turning Red Edit

A bajillion dollars, and Devon's right here.

A hot hobo.

A major weirdo.

A party?

A spontaneous cartwheel if I feel so moved. (GRUNTS)

A very enterprising, mildly annoying young lady.

Aah! Go away!

AARON T: Hey!

ABBY AND PRIYA: Yeah!

Abby, hit me.

Abby, no! I'll stay home.

Abby, what the heck?

ABBY: And I'll beatbox. And I can bleach my hair, too.

ABBY: Not funny, Tyler!

ABBY: Shh. Come on, come on!

ABBY: That's so gross.

ABBY: What is wrong with you?

ABBY: Whoo! Yeah!

ABBY: You want a piece of me, huh? Come here!

Abby!

Abby...

About why this is happening.

Ah, fudgesicles! I gotta go.

All about that hustle, am I right?

All her hopes and dreams are pinned on me.

All I do is imagine the people

All I wanted...

All I'm asking for is one back.

All right

All right

All right

All right, all right

All right, all right,

All right, now, we gonna do the basic step...

All right, party's over! Everyone, go home!

All right, troops, listen up.

All right!

All right!

All righty, general admission, eh?

ALL: (CHANTING) Go, Tyler! Go, Tyler!

ALL: (GASPING) 4 Town!

ALL: (MUFFLED) Mmm hmm.

ALL: 4 ever!

ALL: Mei!

ALL: Red panda!

ALL: Whoo! PRIYA: Yes.

ALL: Yeah!

ALL: Yeah! Go, go, go!

ALL: Yes!

Am I the only one who sees the danger here?

An epic amount of food.

An inconvenience.

An overachieving dork narc.

And $200? For what?

And a lot of us never let it out.

And Aaron T. and Aaron Z.

And baby, you got it

And check it, they'll be cranking open the SkyDome

And clean them regularly.

And coming out women.

And do drugs all day!

And ever since I turned 13, I've been doing my own thing.

And finally become your true self.

And free!

And herbal tea. For cramps. It helps relax your...

And I can never survive a minute apart

And I can never survive a minute apart

And I felt it. It's very soft.

And I just want you to be honest with me.

And I will not hesitate to do

And I'll be with you every step of the way.

And I'm proud of you.

And if I taught you that...

And it gives her the strength to stay calm.

And it's not worth jeopardizing your life over.

And mostly painless.

And nobody else could make me feel this way

And not just the dudes either.

And nothing's gonna stop this train from... (YELPS)

And now 4 Town?

And now, you get to experience them live!

And panda all over the place.

And performing under a red lunar eclipse.

And return the red panda spirit

And save her family from ruin.

And singing him lullabies every night!

And some sides are messy.

And sorry I'll never be like you!

And step three...

And that you're kind of a perv.

And the more you release it,

And the only one that's home to the great red panda.

And the ritual will fail.

And then we'll bounce. Easy peasy.

And then you'll be bound to it forever,

And then you'll be cured for good.

And they passed it to theirs.

And things at the temple have never been better.

And this circle is the door.

And this community.

And we are not bringing any presents.

And we have to do it together.

And we will take care of everything.

And we're still a hundred short!

And what was a blessing became...

And why are they called "4 Town"

And you cannot fail.

And you know why, it's me Robaire

And you look amazing!

And you will too.

And you've taken advantage of her.

And your body

And your creepy temple, you freak!

And your hot uncles!

And, baby, I did it on my own

And, baby, I did it on my own

And, baby, I did it on my own

And, baby, you got it

And, oh, my gosh, you guys,

ANNOUNCER: Are you ready?

ANNOUNCER: You've heard their hits,

Anyway, thanks for all the gifts,

Anyway, who cares what stupid,

Are we allowed to boy girl parties?

Are you a triangle? 'Cause you acute!

Are you a werewolf?

Are you feeling okay?

Are you okay? Tap if you can hear us.

Are you serious?

Are you serious? You can't trust him.

Are you up?

Are, like, really talented, too.

At controlling the panda.

At least according to the Toronto Transit Commission.

AUNT 1: Eat. You need your strength for the ritual.

AUNTIES: Oh! LILY: Oh, my goodness!

Aunties? What are you doing here?

Aw, Mei.

Aw! It's our love.

Awesome. Just leave them by the sink.

Awooga! (GASPS)

Because it happened to me.

Besties, assemble!

Blaming me!

BOTH: Always.

BOTH: Oh! What...

BOY 2: Come on, new guy, just keep on going!

BOY 2: Mei! BOY 3: Hey, Mei, what up?

BOY 2: Oh, snap! They're coming!

BOY: Hey, what's up?

BOY: Is this part of the show?

BOY: It was just getting good!

BOY: Whoa, what is that?

BOY: Yeah, dude, let's go! Push it, dude! Come on!

Breakfast is ready!

Bring it, Lee!

But a concert?

But any strong emotion will release the panda.

But are so hard on yourself.

But being 13 means I'm officially a grown up.

But each time you do, the stronger it gets.

But everything's fine.

But I can't ask my mom. I'm a furry ticking time bomb!

But I did.

But I don't want you to!

But I held her in until the fifth...

But I like cleaning.

But I promise, nobody will notice a thing.

But I think I'll go to bed early. (CHUCKLES)

But I'll be fine.

But I'm a monster.

But it'll cost you one...

But it's going to be fine. I overcame it

But it's too soon.

But losing you guys feels even worse.

But maybe she's slowing you down.

But nothing stays the same forever.

But over time,

But she's like a magical bear?

But that doesn't mean doing whatever I want.

But the red panda took that away.

But the ritual. I'll let everyone down!

But they don't turn my tummy

But they don't turn my tummy The way you do

But they don't turn my tummy The way you do

But they don't turn my tummy The way you do

But this is grade eight.

But this is once in a lifetime.

But we are going to get through this together.

But we only have enough

But what are you doing? What if you can't turn back?

But you should've seen your mom.

But you're the light of my life

But your grandma, uh, she's from old school.

But... (GASPS SOFTLY)

But... it isn't true.

Buzz off, jerkface. I'm busy.

Bye, Mom! Bye, Dad!

Calm down, Mei.

Can't you just get one afternoon off?

Can't. It's cleaning day.

Change your identity.

Check out Number 12. He's got delts for days.

CHEN: Make room for your elders, Mei Mei!

CHEN: That's it?

CHEN: We're trying.

Chill.

Clap, clap, clap, clap your hands

Come back!

Come in.

Come on, chop chop! Five, 10...

Come on, guys, keep going.

Come on, guys! Stir the porridge. (GRUNTS)

Come on, Mei Mei.

Come on, Mei. It'll clear my mind.

Come on.

Coming!

Cool, great, thanks.

Cool. Oh, uh, Jade Palace is on tonight.

Crap! You guys better go.

Crass?

CROWD: (CHANTING) 4 Town! 4 Town! 4 Town!

CROWD: Four, three, two, one!

Dad?

Dang. He is working you.

Deal.

Deforestation.

Destroy her with your big butt!

Devon, my precious manly man.

Devon.

Did it on my own

Did it on my own

Did it on my own

Did it on my own

Did it on my own

Did it on my own

Did it on my own

Did it on my own

Did it on my own, yeah

Did it on my...

Did the red peony bloom?

Did you make this?

Did you see how she was in the temple?

Did you, like, work out this morning?

DJ: (ON RADIO) All right, homies, next up is 4 Town.

Do you know how dangerous this is?

Do you want a snack?

Don't be silly. We're already on the way.

Don't blow it.

Don't forget that plus or minus, or I promise you,

Don't just stand there!

Don't let her out of your sight.

Don't load up on junk.

Don't look at me! Stay back!

Don't look at the notebook,

Don't look at the notebook, don't!

Don't talk about my family like that!

Don't worry, Mei Mei. I'll get everything you need.

Dude, keep it together.

Dude, what about your mom?

Eat up, little one. Oh, you're so hungry.

End of story... (SLURRING)

Especially Mei Mei.

Especially my mom.

Especially the red panda.

Eventually.

Ever since, the red panda has blessed our family

Every last loonie outta those kids.

Every single thing they ask.

Every time you say

Everybody clap your hands

Everybody just stop and stare

Everybody, it's just me! Shut up!

Everyone, go home!

Everything okay? I thought I heard...

Evil Tyler or anyone else thinks?

Exactly.

Excuse me!

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Eyes on the balls, guys!

Faster! Faster! Whoo!

Fine! Get out of here!

Fine. I'll let you go.

First place in our hearts.

Food on your plate,

For a bunch of tacky delinquents?

For anyone.

For as long as the red moon shines,

For now. But if I get too excited,

For when they came of age.

Forget my mom.

Forget that. 4 Town's coming to Toronto!

Forget that. I need lunch. I'm starting to black out!

Forget your money, and forget you!

Found him at Tyler's.

From where it came!

Genetic thingy I got from my mom.

Get back here!

Get some rest. You look tired.

Get up

Gimme one, two, three, four...

GIRL 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah! Please!

Girl, relax.

GIRL: Come out, please?

GIRL: Hey, I gotta go! Open up!

GIRL: Is this special effects?

GIRL: It's Mei! PRIYA: Thank Cthulhu.

GIRL: Let's go, Beavers! Let's go!

GIRL: Look at her.

GIRL: O M G.

GIRL: The number one rule in my family?

GIRL: This isn't cool.

GIRL: Yeah! STACY: Adorable!

Give me one, two, three, four

Give me one, two, three, four

Go ahead. It's okay.

Go away.

Go back to your psycho mom

Good for you.

Got a big boom box and a new CD

Got a whole lotta love for them city streets

Gotta get home! Gotta hide!

GRANDMA: I'm on my way. With reinforcements.

GRANDMA: Ladies.

GRANDMA: Ming! Ming! Answer me!

GRANDMA: Ming. I know about Mei Mei.

GRANDMA: Poor dear.

GRANDMA: Stop! Get a hold of her!

GRANDMA: What happened?

Ground me?

Growing pains.

GUARD: (PANTING) Ma'am! Please!

GUARD: Will call that way.

Guys, I can't be like this forever.

Guys, if we can't all go,

Guys, what are you doing? Go away!

Guys! Two hundred bucks will put us over the top!

Had a mystical connection with red pandas.

Had friends and I've had buddies

Had friends and I've had buddies

Had friends and I've had buddies

Happy?

Has been flaunting the panda all over school.

Has that ever happened?

Have fun!

Have you seen my CD?

He looks like a hobo.

He said your mom went nuts.

He's not that cute.

Hear us now.

Heavy rain from my cloudy eye

Heavy rain on a Saturday

HELEN: Don't let her go! MING: No!

HELEN: Good night, cuz. Try that tea.

HELEN: It's so amazing!

HELEN: Ming! She's your daughter!

HELEN: Your mom needs us! LILY: She's family!

Her own mother? (ECHOES)

Here we go

Here, I'll erase it.

Hey, Bart. Hey, Lisa.

Hey, Dad.

Hey, Grandma.

Hey, Mei.

Hey, Tyler!

Hey, Tyler. Happy birthday.

Hey!

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Kinda looks like Devon.

Hmm. Nice.

Hmm. Unbelievable. I saw that look.

Hmm. What do you think Jesse smells like?

Hmm... Huh.

Hold on. Ming, it's your mother.

Hold on. You're not going out like that, are you?

Honor your parents.

How about you?

How adorable.

How could she do this to...

How could she?

How could you be so, so...

How could you let this happen?

How dare you take advantage of her!

How is this possible? What happened to your panda?

How many tickets?

How old are you? Thirty?

How was school today?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? (EXCLAIMS) Uh...

Huh? (GAGS) Huh?

Huh. You sound like your mother.

Hurry up, everyone.

Hustle this panda and squeeze

I accept and embrace all labels.

I am not a...

I am not losing my daughter.

I am so sorry.

I can just take the streetcar...

I can't believe you girls would use her like this!

I can't miss 4 Town! We worked so hard!

I can't panda anymore. I'm sorry.

I can't. We need to see this concert.

I cited all my sources.

I couldn't bear to see that happen to you.

I couldn't do it.

I couldn't take losing it,

I do make my own moves, it's just that...

I don't got time to mess around.

I don't know what came over her.

I don't want to hear your apologies, okay?

I drove by your house 10,000 times last year

I drove by your house 29 times today

I found this.

I got it. Thank you. Bye.

I got so angry, and I lost control.

I got you, girl.

I guess you could call me...

I had sparklers. (GRUNTS) And she still said no!

I hate this! I'm slobby, I'm smelly.

I hate you!

I have a double jointed elbow!

I have ibuprofen, vitamin B, a hot water bottle, and pads.

I just have one teeny tiny favor to ask.

I just want to broaden my musical horizons.

I know and I'm sorry.

I know how hard it is to keep the beast in.

I know it feels strange, Mei Mei,

I know it feels that way.

I know my mom's worried, but sometimes she's just so...

I know you'll do what's right.

I know, it's a lot...

I know. But you've really changed

I lied, Mom!

I like boys!

I like gyrating!

I like loud music!

I love most in the whole world.

I love you, man!

I mean, she's a nice girl,

I mean... (SIGHS) It'll go away.

I never met nobody

I never wanted this for her.

I never went to concerts!

I only came to win the game Can't stop me

I put my family first!

I saved Wilfred.

I see you, Mei Mei.

I should report you to the police.

I stayed calm.

I think I'm getting carpal tunnel.

I thought I had more time!

I thought, if I watched you like a hawk,

I told you she was big!

I tried to be a good daughter!

I wanna talk to you, Lee.

I wanna throw a sick birthday party. An epic one.

I wanted it I went for it

I wanted it, I went for it

I wanted it, I went for it And baby, I did it on my own

I wanted it, I went for it And, baby, I did it on my own

I was born to do this.

I was mathletes champ

I wasn't.

I wear what I want, say what I want

I will report you for trespassing.

I won't go.

I won't, I won't! I promise!

I won't, Mother.

I... I hurt her.

I... I'm almost ready.

I'd see the signs and be able to prepare.

I'll be back before she even knows I'm gone.

I'll call you, I promise.

I'll do it.

I'll give you anything! Money?

I'll just go to sleep, and when I wake up...

I'll never not be your ride or die

I'll never not be your ride or die

I'll never not be your ride or die

I'll never not be your ride or die

I'll never not be your ride or die

I'm 13! Deal with it!

I'm calm.

I'm changing, Mom.

I'm finally figuring out who I am.

I'm going to the concert!

I'm gonna ask you a few questions,

I'm gonna be your ride or die All right

I'm gonna hustle every day

I'm gonna let go and you're gonna be chill.

I'm gonna make it all the way Just watch me

I'm gonna need you to convince me.

I'm in, girl. We'll say it's a sleepover at my house.

I'm just really excited about math.

I'm just so sick of being perfect!

I'm keeping it!

I'm keeping it.

I'm making paper like it's origami

I'm Meilin Lee, and ever since I turned 13,

I'm Meilin Lee.

I'm never gonna be good enough for her.

I'm never gonna let you cry Oh, cry, don't cry

I'm never gonna let you cry Oh, cry, don't cry

I'm never gonna let you cry Oh, cry, don't cry

I'm never gonna let you cry Oh, cry, don't cry

I'm never gonna let you cry Oh, cry, don't cry

I'm never gonna let you cry Oh, cry, don't cry

I'm never not by your side Your side, your side

I'm never not by your side Your side, your side

I'm never not by your side Your side, your side

I'm never not by your side Your side, your side

I'm never not by your side Your side, your side

I'm never not by your side Your side, your side

I'm never not by your side, your side

I'm not going to regret this, am I?

I'm not here!

I'm not your little Mei Mei anymore!

I'm paying for the red panda, not this garbage! Deal's off!

I'm scared it'll take me away from you.

I'm seventeen.

I'm shutting this down,

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. It's all my fault.

I'm telling your mothers!

I'm your mother.

I've been, like, obsessed

I've got 50 years' experience as a shaman. (CHUCKLES)

I've never met nobody

I've never met nobody like you

I've never met nobody like you

I've never met nobody like you

I've never met nobody like you

I've never met nobody like you

I've never met nobody like you

If there are five of them?

If they don't trust us anyway, then what's the point?

If you can pass the gauntlet.

If you want mad skills You can share with us

If you're there, everyone will come.

If you're too exhausted to enjoy it?

Illegal throw! You're out, Lee.

In fact, she loved them so much

In Toronto. And the most unique.

Instead of honoring a god, we honor our ancestors.

Into Mei Mei's head, parading her around.

Into one of these.

Is it a fever? A stomach ache? Chills? Constipation?

Is it gone?

Is it on?

Is it starting? It's starting!

Is that the sketchy clerk from the Daisy Mart?

It cannot happen.

It doesn't matter what. I like Tony Bennett,

It feels so good to let it out. So free.

It is! He's wrong! Look! The 18th, Toronto!

It must be so difficult

It picks up so much dirt, it's bananas!

It was all me!

It was my idea to hustle the panda.

It was quite destructive.

It was wartime. The men were all gone.

It'll all be worth it.

It'll be on me. The snacks, the tunes...

It'll come right back... Ow!

It'll do. At least breakfast is free.

It's a trap!

It's almost time to start the ritual.

It's easy. When I start to get emotional,

It's fine. You'll move to another city,

It's going to be okay.

It's gonna be galactic, for sure.

It's happening, Robaire Junior!

It's her life. Now move.

It's just some, you know, inconvenient, uh,

It's Mei! Calm down, all right?

It's not all about me, you know?

It's not enough!

It's not mine.

It's nothing to be embarrassed about.

It's nothing. Just a boy. He's no one.

It's okay, everybody be quiet!

It's okay. We can do it again.

It's only temporary, Mei Mei.

It's them I don't trust.

It's this Friday.

It's time.

It's time.

It's to make room for it, live with it.

It's true

It's true

It's true. And if Mei Mei's panda

It's, uh... (CHUCKLES)

Jesse's your soul mate.

JIN: (ON PHONE) Is it the woman thing?

JIN: Dinner's ready.

JIN: Don't worry. We'll get through this.

JIN: Somebody call emergency!

Jin. Jin, get home now. There's been an emergency.

Jin. Jin! It's happening!

Just a little hit! It's so cute!

Just be the calm,

Just don't get rid of all of it, you know?

Just follow my directions and breathe.

Just get off of me. Please.

Just go. Go become women without me.

Just leave me alone.

Just like me.

Just one last time.

Just trust me on this.

Just...

Just... (SIGHS)

Keeping that animal locked down

Keeping that unruly beast at bay.

Killed it per usual. Check it out.

Know what'll help me think?

Ladies and gentlemen, listen up.

Ladies!

Less talking, more pulling!

Let the fun begin.

Let them guide you. (ECHOES)

Let's burn this place to the ground!

Let's call it what it is It's a masterpiece

Let's do this.

Let's get my flashcards.

Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's go.

Let's hear it for the birthday boy!

Let's see, the next red moon will be the 25th.

Life's been a lot.

Like

Like all the women around this table,

Like I said,

Like it? I love it!

Like most adults, I have responsibilities.

Like you

Like you

Like you

Like you

Like you

Like you

Like you, like you

Like you, like you

Like, all the time.

LILY: Get some beauty rest. AUNT: Get some rest.

LILY: Oh, my goodness, I can't...

LILY: Where have you been? Come on!

Little Mei Mei. Temple duties, grades...

Long ago, the spirits blessed the women

Look at those glittery delinquents

Look, I've done you a favor keeping my mouth shut.

Look! I can make a perfect circle!

Louder

Louder! Louder!

Louder! The circle isn't working!

Louder.

Luckily, I don't have that problem.

Lying to me!

Made me laugh.

Making my own moves, 24/7, 365.

Mathletes? Isn't it a little dangerous

Mature adult

May 18th. They just announced it.

May I remind you what real men look like?

May Sun Yee guide you and keep you safe.

May Sun Yee guide you and keep you safe.

May we continue to serve and honor you

Maybe.

Me too.

Mei Mei needs a strong hand, now more than ever.

Mei Mei, can I have a word with you?

Mei Mei, go get ready.

Mei Mei, I know this is upsetting,

Mei Mei, I know what you're doing.

Mei Mei, it's one thing to stay calm at home or school,

Mei Mei, keep her busy.

Mei Mei, please. Just come with me.

Mei Mei, stop! Listen to me. Listen!

Mei Mei, tell him it's me!

Mei Mei, there you are.

Mei Mei, tonight is your turn.

Mei Mei, what is this?

Mei Mei, what's going on, honey? Are you sick?

Mei Mei!

Mei Mei!

Mei Mei!

Mei Mei!

Mei Mei!

Mei Mei!

Mei Mei! Stop!

Mei Mei! Tell him you forgot your pads!

Mei Mei?

Mei Mei?

Mei Mei.

Mei Mei.

Mei Mei.

Mei Mei.

Mei Mei. (GRUNTS)

Mei Mei. (PANTING)

Mei Mei. Perhaps we should talk

Mei Mei. What is all...

Mei Mei's better than any of us

Mei Mei's keeping the panda?

Mei, breathe. It's in the bag.

Mei, erase it if you want, but this side of you...

Mei, every day is cleaning day.

Mei, tell her.

Mei, we have to do the ritual again.

Mei, what if you didn't do the ritual?

Mei, what the heck happened?

Mei, you threw us under the bus.

Mei!

Mei! Let's just go.

Mei?

Mei. It's gonna be okay.

Meilin Lee, right here.

MEILIN: (GASPS) Oh, no!

MEILIN: (WEAKLY) Ow.

MEILIN: Hey! (SHUSHING)

MEILIN: Jesse went to art school.

MEILIN: Make me!

MEILIN: Mmm hmm, mmm hmm.

MEILIN: No!

MEILIN: Okay.

MEILIN: Shut up! ABBY: Shh!

MEILIN: We da bomb!

MEILIN: We've all got a messy, loud,

Milk chocolate and wet rocks.

Mine called it stripper music.

Mine said yes, but I have to buy the ticket.

Ming, it's okay.

Ming, maybe we should trust her.

Ming, this is a critical time.

MING: (SIGHS) He should have listened

MING: I pay my taxes.

MING: I was just about to call you,

MING: Mei Mei?

MING: Mei Mei.

MING: Mei Mei...

MING: No one can see her like this.

MING: Shoo shoo! You vandals!

MING: This is awful.

MING: What a surprise that you all came so early.

MING: You think you're so mature!

Ming?

MIRIAM: (ON VIDEO) Is it on?

MIRIAM: Come here!

MIRIAM: Come on, come on. Mei, Mei, fast!

MIRIAM: Leave her alone!

MIRIAM: Mei, chill. Let's go, let's go.

MIRIAM: Ninety nine Australian tour,

MIRIAM: Okay!

MIRIAM: Pass that over.

MIRIAM: We are women! PRIYA: We are hot!

Mmm hmm.

Mmm! (GRUNTING)

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm. Hmm!

Mmm. Let's go.

Mmm. Yeah.

Mom and I just call it...

Mom, I think I've made a breakthrough.

Mom, no!

Mom, please!

Mom! Let go!

Mom! No! (ECHOES)

Mom?

Mom? Are you okay? We have to...

Mom? Come on.

Mom? Mom!

Mom... Mom!

Mommy's here.

Mon amour.

More for photos! Stupid, stupid, stupid!

Mortality.

Mother.

Mother. Hello.

Move, please! (PANTING)

Mr. Gao had to put her panda in something.

MR. GAO: Guide this girl through her inner storm.

MR. GAO: Oh, where are the instruments?

Must resist.

My heaven above

My heaven above

My idea to go to Tyler's party!

My mom already doesn't like you.

My mom cuts his hair at the salon,

My mom won't even look at me,

My mom!

My one true love

My one true love

My one true love

My one true love

My parents said I could go when I'm 30.

My whole family would freak.

My whole life I've been her perfect

Nervous, Mei Mei?

Never met, never met, never met

Night, everyone.

No one knows anything.

No pain, no gain, Priya.

No way!

No wonder Mei is such a loser.

No, it isn't! (PANTING)

No, it's not! Will you just get out?

No, it's not. I'm a freak.

No, no, no, I haven't.

No, no, no!

No, no, no.

No, we'd never.

No, you da bomb.

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No! Another one.

No! I mean, nah, it's okay.

No! No, no, no!

No! Tyler? Who's Tyler? I don't know a...

No! What?

No.

No.

No. Absolutely not.

No. Even better.

No. Two hundred bucks.

Nobody else

Nobody else

Nobody else

Nobody else wanted to dry my tears

Nobody else, nobody

Nobody else, nobody else

Nobody like you

None of this would be happening.

Nope. All good.

Not bad.

Not to brag,

Nothing numbs the pain

Now don't move from the circle.

Now she's lying, sneaking out.

Now we just got to raise the money for tickets.

Now, focus on their voices.

Now, is there anything else I should know about, Mei Mei?

Now, put that thing away and hear me out.

Now, take a break and help me appreciate some boys.

O M G, Mir! I'll guard it with my life!

O M G!

O M G! I'm so excited for the new album.

O M G! That looks so cute!

Of our family with a great challenge.

Oh, and traffic's a nightmare.

Oh, I'll keep her busy.

Oh, Mei Mei.

Oh, Mom, you really don't have to come.

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, no.

Oh, see, see?

Oh, snap!

Oh, Sun Yee, revered ancestor,

Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah? Yeah? You wanna do this?

Oh, yeah. That's the stuff.

Oh, yes!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. That's my little scholar.

Okay, his shoulder's, like, kind of nice, I guess.

Okay, I'm heading off to mathletes. See you later!

Okay, okay, okay. It's fine.

Okay, sure, Mei!

Okay, sweetie. Get some rest.

Okay, well, thanks for listening. Good night.

Okay.

Okay. No biggie.

On the next red moon,

One at a time, ladies. And quickly.

One for yes, two for no!

One more step and I'm telling her everything.

Only once.

Ooh

Ooh oh

Operation 4 Town Shake Down is about to commence.

Or anyone.

Or this? Stir the porridge.

Ordering pizza. Save me leftovers?

Otherwise, you'll never be free.

Our family chose to come to a new world.

Our family runs one of the oldest temples

Our goal, four tickets. That's 800 bucks!

Our most revered ancestor, Sun Yee,

Our temple is the oldest in Toronto.

Over what?

Own

Own

Own

Own

Own Did it on my own

Panda or no panda.

People have all kinds of sides to them, Mei.

People still talk about Pandapocalypse 2002.

PING: Hear, hear! CHEN: That's right.

Please!

Please...

Priya and Abby seem bright enough, but...

PRIYA: 4 Town, here we come! MEILIN: Robaire, I love you!

PRIYA: I banish you.

PRIYA: Peace sign. ALL: All right!

PRIYA: Stop! That's so gross. Do it again.

PRIYA: We love you, Mei. ABBY: Hang in there, girl.

PRIYA: Welcome to the sisterhood!

PRIYA: Yeah.

Protect her village,

Put some clothes on!

Putting all these thoughts

Quiet, Lily.

Ready.

Really? How do you know?

Really? I could explode at any moment.

Red is a lucky color.

Red looks so good on you.

Regular, overnight, scented, unscented, thin, ultrathin...

Right now!

Right?

Robaire Junior?

Robaire speaks French.

Sad orangutan.

Say "bamboo leaves!"

See? Your father agrees. No concert. And that's final.

Share the sidewalk, people!

She almost took out half the temple.

She and your grandma had a terrible fight.

She attacked a defenseless boy.

She dedicated her life to the creatures of the forest.

She is a good girl,

She just thinks of my love for her,

She passed every trigger test. Even the kitten box.

She was able to fend off bandits,

She was incredible.

She'll probably stab him on their wedding night.

She's been taking care of him 24/7.

She's gone loco!

She's just a child.

She's just a sweet, innocent child.

She's just using him to get to the throne.

She's never done anything like this before.

She's so brainwashed.

Shove your deal!

Simple as that.

Sing from the heart!

Sing louder!

Sleep tight.

Slightly uncomfortable secrets were revealed.

Smell you later, dorks.

So cute!

So get your tickets now.

So just prove it to her, and she's gotta let you go!

So, don't hold back.

So, Mei Mei, you've been managing

So, no more panda.

So, now that that's settled,

Some of the kids at school like them.

Something about you guys, like, neutralizes the panda.

Something feels different.

Sometimes I miss how things were,

Sorry I'm not good enough!

Start singing now!

Step one, neutralize the empress.

Step two... Spread the word.

Still down for a rematch, Mr. Gao?

Stop her!

Stop hogging and give me some!

Stop it! Stop talking!

Stop it! Stop!

Straight A, goody goody...

Strange for a girl who hasn't let her panda out.

Sun Yee passed this gift to her daughters,

Sun Yee was desperate for a way

Sun Yee, give me strength.

Sun Yee, revered ancestor, guardian of the red pandas.

Sun Yee.

Sure takes a lot of energy.

Sweetie, (HESITATES) it's okay. Mommy is here.

Tell him it's Mommy!

Thank you for your concern, Mother.

Thanks for coming.

Thanks for covering for me, Dad.

Thanks, but Miriam's dad is, uh,

Thanks, guys. (SNIFFLES) You're the best.

That big?

That degenerate won't come near you again.

That hat.

That it isn't why I used to call you babe

That Mei Mei could control such a beast.

That she asked the gods to turn her into one.

That was you in the bathroom! I didn't imagine it!

That will seal your red panda spirit

That? Did the...

That's a whole month away.

The 18th?

The ancestors would be so proud.

The astral realm will be open.

The boys are coming to the SkyDome May 18th.

The boys are coming to Toronto on the 25th!

The concert's this Saturday

The Daisy Mart has lost a loyal customer today.

The door will open only if we sing from our hearts.

The farther you go,

The gods granted her wish.

The important thing is you tried.

The least you can do in return is

The more difficult the ritual will be.

The panda's a part of me, and you guys are too.

The panda's dangerous, outta control.

The point isn't to push the bad stuff away,

The prouder I'll be.

The quadratic formula.

The red moon is about to begin.

The ritual, silly.

The ritual. Everyone in position.

The same night?

The same night? What? (BREATHING HEAVILY)

The worldwide pop sensation 4 Town

Then get your butt down here now!

Then none of us should go.

Then one night, during a red moon,

There is a darkness to the panda, Mei Mei.

There's a cure!

There's no way she could keep her panda in.

There's no way this will be gone by then.

They barely saw her.

They called me the "Uncommon Denominator."

They gave her the ability to harness her emotions

They're the supreme beings who gave you life

This could be our only chance to see them together.

This is gonna be my year.

This is me!

This is our first step into womanhood.

This is what happens when you don't wear sunblock

This isn't happening. This isn't happening.

This isn't just our first concert.

This isn't you!

This means I can have my room back.

This says Toledo.

This sounds like a boy girl party.

This way, we won't worry about any more accidents. Hmm?

This will all be over.

This will be a piece of cake.

This will never happen again.

Those horrible, awful, sexy things?

Three, please.

Tickets on sale now.

To his mother and married Ling Yi.

To join an after school club now?

To keep the panda in?

To protect herself and her daughters.

To put a roof over your head,

To transform into a powerful, mystical beast.

Today, honor student,

Toledo? (CONTINUES SPEAKING KOREAN)

Tomorrow, UN Secretary General.

Tomorrow, we are walking into that concert girls

Tonight is the place to be

Too good to be true.

Toronto! Who knows what's up?

Totally.

Totally. Siu Jyu is so two faced.

TOURISTS: Bamboo leaves! MIRIAM: Mei!

Treating her own mother like that.

Tyler is an insecure jerkwad.

Tyler keeps putting these up.

TYLER: Hey, has anyone seen Mei?

TYLER: Whatever, dorks.

TYLER: Yeah! Z!

TYLER: You guys are so weird.

TYLER'S DAD: Do you understand what she did to my boy?

TYLER'S MOM: I cannot believe

Ugh!

Ugh. Fine.

Uh uh. Mmm. Mmm!

Uh, hold, please.

Uh, sure. What's up?

Uh, what's with the tuque?

Uh...

Uh...

Uh... I don't know.

Uh... It's almost time. (CHUCKLES)

Uh... Who?

Um, I think it's coming from the SkyDome, Mother.

Um... (MUFFLED GRUNT)

Unbelievable. Ming!

Unh!

Wait, "mostly"?

Wait, she doesn't?

Wait, what about dinner? I made all your favorites.

Wait! Can garbage do this? (GRUNTING) Uh huh.

Wait! We're going karaokeing today.

Wait. Is it...

Wait. So, you like the panda?

Wake up!

Was a scholar, poet, and defender of animals.

We all da bomb!

We are 4 Townies, remember? (ECHOES) Ride or die!

We didn't mean to, we just wanted to see 4 Town.

We have to do this.

We have to save your mother!

We humbly thank you for protecting and guiding us.

We love you, girl.

We love you, girl.

We thought you died of embarrassment.

We were so worried.

We'll just, uh, figure something...

We'll karaoke another time, I promise!

We'll meet at Tyler's, I'll do my thing,

We'll wait it out together.

We're all asking our parents tonight.

We're coming for you! We are women!

We're in. But you only get the panda for an hour.

We're like a warm and fuzzy blanket.

We're making our stand.

Weird part of ourselves hidden away.

Well, here's your lunch. I packed extra snacks.

Well, it's a little hard to believe

Well, sorry I'm not perfect!

Well, too bad.

What a shame.

What a surprise, no one. Okay, listen up.

What a weirdo.

What are we going to do about this?

What are we gonna do?

What are you doing? Linear equations? Geometry?

What are you doing? We want more rides.

What are you wearing?

What did you say?

What do you want?

What happened?

What happened? Are you hurt? Are you hungry?

What happened? She's huge!

What has she told you about her panda?

What have you done to my Mei Mei?

What if you kept the panda?

What is going on here?

What is it? What... What...

What is that?

What is with you? You're being weird.

What the...

What was that?

What?

What?

What?

What? But, Mr. K, he...

What? It's true.

What? Priya, you can't not go.

What? We were just being stupid.

What...

What's dangerous is an academic record

What's happening to me?

What's that, Lily?

What's the point of getting to the concert

What's with her?

What's with your face?

What's wrong with that? (GROWLS)

When are they coming?

When you said my name in the saddest way

Where are you?

Where are your parents?

Where did she get that from?

Where's Jin? Jin!

Which she loved for its fiery coat

Who are these hip hoppers?

Who can tell me how the formula begins?

Who cares? What's she gonna do?

Who do they think they are? Celine Dion?

Who is he? Did he do these things to you?

Who must protect your delicate petals

Who sweated and sacrificed so much

Who the heck's got that kind of cash? (YELPS)

Who we never saw, like, ever.

Who?

Who's up for some Boggle?

Whoa.

Whoa. Can I have some?

Whoo!

Whoo!

Why are you staring at Carter Murphy Mayhew?

Why didn't you warn me?

Why doesn't my mom get that? I never ask for anything.

Why don't you come to the front office?

Why on earth do you want to go so badly?

Why would you draw those things?

Why? Why?

Will be kicking off their North American tour!

With a lack of extracurriculars.

With good fortune and prosperity...

With my mom's approval my whole life.

With the Girl I Love Your Jeans remix.

With their... (SHUDDERS) gyrations.

WOMAN: Chop chop, everyone. Don't dawdle.

WOMAN: Hey, cuz! Surprise!

Wonder if your mom knows her precious little Mei Mei

Woo!

Words were exchanged.

Wouldn't you rather hang with Dad?

Wow! Who are you?

Wow! Yeah, but it'll be super boring.

X equals negative B, plus or minus,

X equals...

Y equals negative four.

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah, Abby, hook a sister up.

Yeah, but tickets to 4 Town are, like,

Yeah, Mei!

Yeah, that's what I thought. Get out of here, dude.

Yeah! Get it, girl!

Yeah! Oh, yeah!

Yeah! We did it! We are seeing 4 Town!

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah. If it weren't for you,

Yeah. Mmm.

Yeah. No matter what. Panda or no panda.

Yeah. We're doing our best.

Yeah. We've been so good.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You in or you out?

Yes, Mother.

Yes!

Yes! (SOBBING)

Yes! 4 Town!

Yes! Jesse!

Yes! My mom will never know.

Yes.

Yo! What up, peeps? (LAUGHS)

You

You are a 4 Townie?

You are a woman now.

You are her pride and joy, so act like it!

You are in big trouble, young lady!

You are my one true love

You are my one true love

You are now a beautiful, strong flower.

You are the cutest thing ever!

You are your mother's whole world, Mei Mei.

You can come with us to 4 Town!

You can do it. Keep going!

You can't resist it.

You cursed us! It's all your fault!

You don't have to apologize.

You don't have to do it.

You gonna take that, Tyler?

You got this.

You know it's us, yeah

You know it's us, yeah

You know it's us, yeah

You know it's us, yeah

You know it's us, yeah

You know it's us, yeah

You know what's up

You know what's up

You know what's up

You know what's up

You know, Vivian was due on the fourth,

You make me believe that love can be hard

You make me believe that love can be hard

You mean Miriam? That girl is odd.

You need all the help you can get, Ming.

You need more pads? I brought extra.

You only have one chance to banish it,

You ready?

You ready?

You ready? Here we go.

You said the concert was the 18th.

You saw me keep it in.

You should see Grandma's.

You sicko! What were you thinking?

You spelled your little butt off.

You sure the hotel's all right?

You think this is a joke?

You too will banish the beast within

You totally are.

You try to make everyone happy,

You understand?

You wanna see crass?

You want that car?

You want that purse?

You want that shirt?

You want the panda? You're getting the panda.

You want those shoes?

You want your money?

You wanted it You went for it

You wanted it, you went for it

You wanted it, you went for it

You wanted it, you went for it

You wanted it, you went for it

You wanted it, you went for it

You wanted it, you went for it And baby, you got it

You wanted it, you went for it And, baby, you got it

You will live to regret it.

You would let your daughter do this!

You... You saw it?

You'll figure this out, Lee.

You'll get whipped up into a frenzy

You'll undergo a ritual

You're finally gonna meet your daddy!

You're just a child.

You're never not on my mind

You're never not on my mind Oh, my, oh, my

You're never not on my mind Oh, my, oh, my

You're never not on my mind Oh, my, oh, my

You're never not on my mind Oh, my, oh, my

You're not the same feather dustin',

You're so fluffy! You're so fluffy!

You're still the light of my life

You're welcome to join us.

You've seen their moves.

Your family is here now, Mei Mei.

Your grandma didn't approve of me.

Your hair is so thick, like a pelt.

Your mom must have gone nuclear.

Your mother and I were close once,

Your second place spelling bee trophy.

Your side

Zen.

4 Town 4 ever!

4 Town forever?

4 Town, here we come!

4 Town!

4 Town! 4 Town!

4 Town! You manipulated her

4 Town's the same night as the ritual?

(4 TOWN WHIMPERING) Help! Help!

(ABBY BEATBOXING) Here we go.

(ABBY GROANS) JIN: Huh.

(ALL CHATTERING EXCITEDLY) Ugh. About time.

(ALL CHATTERING) (BREATHING HEAVILY)

(ALL CHEERING) ALL: Chug! Chug! Chug!

(ALL CHEERING) No! Stop!

(ALL CHUCKLE) What a good girl. (LAUGHS)

(ALL FLAPPING LIPS) Ready to change the world?

(ALL GASPING AND CHEERING) It's true

(ALL GIGGLE) ABBY: Yeah! Go, Mei!

(ALL GROANING) This sucks.

(ALL SQUEALING) Guys, hold me.

(ALL STRAINING) MING: Mei Mei!

(ALL ULULATING) Ready to get your karaoke on?

(AUNTIES FUSSING) (MUFFLED) Thank you, aunties.

(BALL SQUELCHING) (HEART BEATING RAPIDLY)

(BED CREAKING) (MEILIN MOANS)

(BIRDS COOING) (SERENE MUSIC PLAYING)

(BOTH COUGHING) HELEN: Is everyone okay?

(BOTH LAUGHING, WHOOPING) Priya!

(BOTH SCREAMING) WOMAN: Run!

(BOYS LAUGHING) BOY: Have fun

(BOYS SNICKERING) Little momma's girl. (LAUGHS)

(BRAKES SCREECH) (CAR HORNS HONKING)

(CAR ENGINE STARTS) I'm sorry, Mrs. Lee!

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) (SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

(CHUCKLES) Let's go! MIRIAM: Yeah, panda!

(CRYING) Her eyes...

(DOOR OPENS) TEACHER: All right, guys.

(DOOR SLAMS) (SCOFFS)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) (GASPS)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) (TIRES SCREECHING)

(EERIE MUSIC PLAYS) No!

(EXHALES) (STUDENTS GROAN)

(FOOTSTEPS THUDDING) Mmm. Porridge.

(GASPING) MING: Mei Mei!

(GASPS LOUDLY) (WHIMPERING)

(GASPS) (ALL COUGHING)

(GASPS) (CHOMPS LOUDLY)

(GASPS) (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(GASPS) (MIC FEEDBACK)

(GASPS) (MIRIAM GROWLS)

(GASPS) No!

(GIGGLES) MEILIN: And, yeah...

(GLASS PIECE SHATTERS) Oh.

(GROANING) (BODY THUDS)

(GROANS) (BODY THUDS)

(GROWLS AND YELLS) MIRIAM: Mei, no!

(GROWLS) What about our deal?

(GROWLS) I'm gonna kill him! (HEART BEATING RAPIDLY)

(GRUNTING) (HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

(GRUNTS) (ALL GASP)

(GRUNTS) (GLASS SHATTERS)

(GRUNTS) (LAUGHING, SCREAMS)

(GRUNTS) (MING GROANS)

(GRUNTS) (UNZIPS BAG)

(GRUNTS) Thank you, Meilin!

(HEART BEATING LOUDLY) This is a disaster.

(HEART BEATING) (BREATHING HEAVILY)

(HEART BEATING) (PEOPLE GASP)

(HESITATING) (LOCK RATTLING)

(JIN YELLING) Jin, open a window!

(KIDS CHATTERING) (TYLER GROANS)

(KISSES) Tae Young fosters

(KITTENS MEOWING) (GASPS)

(KNOCKING AT DOOR) (DOOR OPENS)

(KNOCKING ON WINDOW) MIRIAM: Mei, it's us.

(KNUCKLES CRACK) (NECK CRACKS)

(LAUGHS) Hmph! So unlucky.

(LAUGHTER) (HEART BEATING RAPIDLY)

(MAN GASPS) Oh, crap!

(MEILIN GRUNTING) MING: Stop!

(MEILIN GRUNTS LOUDLY) (LOUD THUDDING)

(MEILIN PANTING) (POOFS)

(MEILIN SCREAMING) (DOOR SLAMS)

(MEILIN STRAINING) (MING BREATHING HEAVILY)

(MING GROWLING) (HEART BEATING RAPIDLY)

(MING GRUNTS) Ow!

(MIRIAM GASPS) Whoa.

(MUFFLED GRUNTING) They're lying.

(MUSIC STOPS) (GRUNTS)

(PANTING) (DOOR CREAKING)

(PEOPLE GASP) (BRAKES SCREECH)

(PEOPLE GASPING) (CAR HORNS HONKING)

(SCHOOL BELL RINGING) MEILIN: Coming through!

(SCREAMS, GRUNTS) (CAR THUDS)

(SCREAMS) (CAR HORN BLARING)

(SIGHS) (BED CREAKS)

(SIGHS) So... Wacko?

(SNARLS) ...was to go to a concert!

(SOBBING IN DISTANCE) (GASPS)

(SPEAKING KOREAN) (ALL GASP)

(STRAINS) Let go! What has come over you?

(STUDENTS GASP) (WHISTLE BLOWS)

(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) (WHIMPERING)

(THUDS) Ow! Ah!

(TOY BEEPING) (MIRIAM GROANS)

(TOY BEEPING) (SIGHS) Here.

(TRUE LOVE BY 4 TOWN PLAYING) (SIGHS WEARILY)

(TRUMPET PLAYING) (BOY GRUNTS)

(TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY) (MING SCATTING TUNE)

(TYLER GRUNTS) Take it back!

(WHIMPERS) (KNOCKING AT DOOR)

(WHISTLE BLOWS) (INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(WHISTLE BLOWS) GIRL: Run!

(WIND BLOWING) (GASPS)

A boy? (GASPS)

A little panda. Abby...

A little. Oh, well,

Aah! Oh, you're dead!

about the Daisy Mart. What?

And baby, you got it You know what's up

And baby, you got it You know what's up

And here is your reward. (GASPS)

And it can bless yours, too! (TOURISTS EXCLAIM)

and mischievous nature. (MEILIN GROWLS, WHINES)

AUNTIES: Aw. How sweet.

AUNTIES: Good night, Mei Mei. Sleep well.

Aw, we love you, Mei. You're our girl.

Be water! Be... (BOY GRUNTS)

BOY: Panda girl! (ALL GASP)

But... (TUTTING)

But... Hey, dorkbag.

But... JIN: Hmm.

But... No "buts," Mir.

Can't miss that, right? Now, who's the weak link?

Come on! Everybody, let's tear it up

Come on. Dad's making dinner. Ooh.

Come on. Uh! Oh. Mir, not now...

Do not. Huh? What?

Don't come in here! (OBJECTS CLATTERING)

Don't! Oh, my. What... What is...

Finally. PING: Hurry, hurry!

for three tickets. Then I'll stay home.

Forget it. Fine.

Fuel for domination. Money, money, money!

Get back here! (GRUNTS) Mei Mei! Stop!

Get in here! Yes, come on in.

Get your butt over here! PRIYA: Go, go, go.

getting that off. (BOTH GASP)

Give me five. (GRUNTS) Yeah.

Go, go, go, Tyler! Yeah!

Got that? (SCREAMING STOPS)

GRANDMA: Mei Mei! Mei! Are you hurt?

GRANDMA: What did she say? Keeping it?

GUARD: Hi. Uh, ma'am? This isn't happening.

HELEN: A concert? No!

Hello, Meilin. 'Sup?

Hello, Meilin. Hey, how's it going?

Hello! Welcome to our temple! What up, Toronto!

Help clear the table! Uh huh.

Hey, Mom... You're ten minutes late.

Hey! Are you spying on us?

Hey! Guys!

Hi! My child goes to this school.

Hmm. Huh? Jin!

Hmm. Oh. (WIND BLOWING)

How sweet. (YAWNING)

Huh? Mmm hmm!

Huh? Take it, Mom! Take it! No!

Hurry up. (WOMEN CHATTERING)

I knew she'd flake. (DOORBELL CHIMING)

I know what it looks like. (MAN SPEAKING IN CANTONESE)

I love it! Fight the power!

I see you! (LAUGHING)

I want a refund. What's her problem?

I'm coming. No!

I'm sorry again. She is an animal!

I'm sorry. GRANDMA: Shh!

I'm sure that someone can... Keep your...

I've always wanted a tail. Priya, Abby, quit it.

in grade 8, you know? Uh huh.

injured doves. (CHUCKLES)

is anything like Ming's... (ALL GROAN AND SHUDDER)

is everything okay? (GASPS)

is starting to change. (MUFFLED) Mmm hmm.

Is this bothering you? Stop it!

Is this your homework? Mom...

It's not real. (PAGE RIPS)

It's okay, it's me! (MUFFLED SCREAMING)

It's so good. (SCREAMS)

JIN: Mei! Mei! Dad?

JIN: Ming? Ming! (SNIFFS) My porridge.

JIN: No! Mei Mei, no!

Jin. Jin! (ALARM CONTINUES BEEPING)

Knock it off, butthead. (LAUGHING)

Let her go! Don't hurt her!

Let's bail. Just wait. She'll be here.

Let's get the lead out! GRANDMA: Ladies.

Let's go. I've never met

Let's go. MIRIAM: Yeah!

LILY: Good night, Ming. Good night.

LILY: Oh, no! Mei Mei!

Literally go away! PRIYA: Begone!

Looking good! Nice calves!

MAN: It's a monster! (MAN 2 GROANS)

Maybe? (GASPS)

Mei Mei! (MEILIN GASPS)

Mei Mei! Stop! LILY: Don't do this!

Mei, chill. It's okay.

Mei, we gotta talk. Okay.

Mei! Mei!

Mei! You're you!

MEILIN: Dad? (JIN HUMMING)

MEILIN: It's a curse! She meant it as a blessing.

MING: Mei Mei, I'm coming. Crud.

MING: Mei Mei, stop! I hate you! I hate...

MING: Mei Mei. (GASPS)

MING: Stop it! Let's get out of here!

MING: Stop it! Whoa!

Ming? (GASPS, SPEAKS CANTONESE)

MIRIAM: Dude, you're crazy! (GIRLS LAUGHING ON VIDEO)

MIRIAM: No way! Yeah!

MIRIAM: Please. I...

MIRIAM: Uh, Mei? (GASPS)

Miriam! Hmm?

Mmm. Hey! No sugar.

Mom. Oh! Oh.

Munch, munch, munch. What?

My kidney! My soul.

Never met nobody Nobody

No, no, no! (STORE BELL CHIMING)

No, no, no! TYLER: Hey, Panda Girl.

No! (GRUNTS)

No! I can handle it. I can... (PHONE DISCONNECTS)

No! It's just made up, Mom! (BOTH STRAINING)

No! She wanted to... Don't you blame her.

No. Please, no. Mei Mei, help!

No. So fuzzy. (MEOWING)

Oh my, oh my (MEILIN HUMMING ALONG)

Oh, my, oh, my Oh, yeah, oh, my

Oh, no, it's falling! MIRIAM: Grab it!

Oh, no. What?

Oh, yeah! (ABBY SHOUTING)

Oh. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

Oops. Hey!

Open up. Crud, no.

Perfect. Yes!

Please. (ALL WHINING)

PRIYA: What's up? Bring it in!

Pull, Mei Mei! (GASPS) Grandma?

Right, Jin? Uh...

See, that was good! ABBY: That was dope!

settle down, little goblins. (STUDENTS EXCLAIMING)

She is a red panda! Sick.

She looks like her mother. She looks like her father.

She's lost weight. No, no, she gained weight.

She's out of control! (BREATHING HEAVILY)

So manly. (DEVICE BEEPING)

Spaghetti? Killer robot!

Stop moving like that! What's wrong?

Ta da! TOURISTS: Ooh!

That's none of your business! (SHRIEKS)

That's unbelievable. Impressive.

This fur is so itchy! Quiet, Lily!

Tyler? (GASPS)

Uh huh. All right. ...ultrathin with wings...

Uh oh. (CREAKING)

Uh, see you at lunch. Mei?

Uh, worm. Uh... Octopus!

Uh, yeah! We're so there.

Uh... Mmm.

Uh... Bad hair day. (ABBY SNIFFS)

Violin! Tap dancing.

Wake up, wake up, wake up! MING: Mei Mei,

We have to find them. Where are they?

We've all got an inner beast. (MING SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)

What are you doing? Stop, Mei Mei!

What are you doing? You like that? Yes!

What if I come with you? Wha...

What was that? Mei Mei...

What? (ALL MURMURING)

What? (ALL SCREAMING)

What? But we didn't.

What? I knew you were trouble.

What? Look at you!

What? PING: We're with you!

What? (SIGHS) Dude!

Which is you guys. Oh.

Whoo! You're my jam, girl.

WOMAN: Bye bye! See you next time!

Wow! (ABBY GRUNTING)

Yeah, you did. Get lost, Stacy.

Yeah! ALL: Yeah!

Yeah! Come with us.

Yeah! Whoo! Go, Mei!

Yeah. You're such a rebel now.

Yep. Totally. (SCOFFS) Really?

Yes. Yes. Yes! (LAUGHTER)

You good for nothing hosers! BOY 3: Go, go, go!

You know you want to. (MEILIN SIGHS)

You passed. (SIGHS)

You ready? Let's do this.

you stay and rest. (INHALES) Miriam...

You the bomb! Word. You da bomb, Mei.

You want it? I want it

You want it? I want it

You want it? I want it

You want it? I want it

You want it? I want it

You want it? I want it

You want it? I want it

You want it? I want it

You want it? I want it.

You want it? I want it.

You want it? I want it.

You want it? I want it.

You want it? I want it.

You want it? I want it.

You! Whoa!

You're here! What are you doing here?

You're hurting him! Mei!

You're so cute! (GIRLS SQUEALING)

...some of my moves are also hers.

'Cause you did.

'Cause you've opened my eyes and stolen my heart

'Cause you've opened my eyes and stolen my heart

'Course some people are like, "Be careful.

"but if you take it too far,

"Honoring your parents sounds great,

"well, you might forget to honor yourself."

(1 TRUE LOVE BY 4 TOWN PLAYING ON STEREO)

(1 TRUE LOVE BY 4 TOWN PLAYING)

(4 TOWN SCREAMING)

(4 TOWN SINGING IN ENGLISH)

(4 TOWN SINGING NOBODY LIKE U ON TV)

(4 TOWN SINGING U KNOW WHAT'S UP)

(4 TOWN YELPING)

(ABBY CHEERING IN KOREAN)

(AIR KISSING NOISILY)

(ALARM BEEPING)

(ALL ARGUING)

(ALL BEATBOXING)

(ALL CHANTING IN CANTONESE)

(ALL CHANTING IN CANTONESE)

(ALL CHANTING IN CANTONESE)

(ALL CHATTERING)

(ALL CHEERING)

(ALL CHEERING)

(ALL CHEERING)

(ALL CHOMPING LOUDLY)

(ALL CONTINUE CHANTING LOUDLY)

(ALL CONTINUE CHANTING)

(ALL COUGHING)

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

(ALL GASP)

(ALL GIGGLE)

(ALL GROWLING)

(ALL GRUNTING)

(ALL GRUNTING)

(ALL MURMURING, EXCLAIMING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

(ALL SIGH)

(ALL SIGHING)

(ALL SIGHING)

(ALL SINGING ALONG) Like you

(ALL SINGING) It's true

(ALL SINGING) Oh, my, oh, my

(ALL SINGING) The way you do

(ALL SNIFFLING)

(ALL SOBBING, GASPING)

(ALL STRAINING)

(ALL ULULATING)

(ALL ULULATING)

(ALL VOCALIZING)

(ANGRILY) Mei Mei!

(AUNTIES CHANTING IN CANTONESE)

(AUNTIES CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

(AUNTIES CHATTERING)

(AUNTIES CONTINUE CHANTING)

(AUNTIES CONTINUE CHANTING)

(AUNTIES GROANING AND COUGHING)

(AUNTIES GRUNT)

(AUNTIES GRUNTING)

(AWKWARDLY) Hey, girlfriends. What is up?

(BEATBOXING ALONG)

(BEATBOXING)

(BEATBOXING)

(BEATBOXING)

(BED CREAKS)

(BEEPING)

(BELL CHIMING)

(BELL RINGING)

(BELLS TINKLING SOFTLY)

(BOOTYLICIOUS BY DESTINY'S CHILD PLAYING)

(BOTH BREATHE DEEPLY)

(BOTH BREATHING DEEPLY)

(BOTH SIGH HEAVILY)

(BOTH SIGH HEAVILY)

(BOTH SINGING) You're never not on my mind

(BOWL CLANGING)

(BOYS PANTING)

(BREATHES DEEPLY)

(BREATHES DEEPLY)

(BREATHES DEEPLY)

(BREATHES DEEPLY)

(BREATHES DEEPLY)

(BREATHES DEEPLY)

(BREATHING DEEPLY)

(BREATHING DEEPLY)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(BREATHING NERVOUSLY)

(BUZZING)

(CAR ENGINE STARTS)

(CAR ENGINE STARTS)

(CATS YOWLING)

(CELL PHONES RINGING)

(CHA CHA SLIDE BY DJ CASPER PLAYING)

(CHANTING CONTINUES)

(CHANTING CONTINUES)

(CHANTING CONTINUES)

(CHANTING CONTINUES)

(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) Cut it out!

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Gotta go.

(CHUCKLES SMUGLY) Oh! That's nothing!

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES) And big.

(CHUCKLES) Come on.

(CHUCKLES) I'll be back before dinner, okay?

(CHUCKLES) Okay, okay, okay.

(CLEARS THROAT)

(CONTINUES SOBBING)

(CONTINUES SOBBING)

(CONTINUES WHIMPERING)

(COUGHING, GASPS)

(COUGHS)

(CROWD CHATTERING)

(CROWD CHEERING)

(CROWD CHEERING)

(DOOR CLOSES)

(DOOR OPENS)

(DOOR OPENS)

(DOOR RATTLING)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(DRAMATIC TRADITIONAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(DREAMY MUSIC PLAYING)

(DREAMY MUSIC PLAYING)

(ENGINE STARTS)

(ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(EXCLAIMING SMUGLY)

(EXCLAIMS)

(EXHALES HEAVILY)

(EXHALES)

(EXHALES)

(EXHALES)

(EXPLOSION)

(EXPLOSION)

(EXPLOSION)

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

(FOOTSTEPS THUDDING)

(GAGS)

(GAGS)

(GASP ECHOES)

(GASPING HEAVILY)

(GASPING)

(GASPING)

(GASPS LOUDLY)

(GASPS LOUDLY)

(GASPS SOFTLY)

(GASPS, PANTING HEAVILY)

(GASPS, SNIFFING)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS) "Fur baby"?

(GASPS) Come on!

(GASPS) For Mr. Lee's cooking?

(GASPS) I can have my life back!

(GASPS) It's happened already?

(GASPS) Literally goosebumps.

(GASPS) Mei, Mei, Mei, come see this!

(GASPS) Mei.

(GASPS) Mom, no!

(GASPS) Mom?

(GASPS) No. No. No.

(GASPS) Oh, my gosh!

(GASPS) Plus, I got this new feather duster

(GASPS) Thanks, Dad.

(GASPS) The perfect crime.

(GATE RATTLING)

(GIRLS CHUCKLING)

(GIRLS EXCLAIMING AND COUGHING)

(GIRLS GASPING)

(GIRLS LAUGHING)

(GIRLS LAUGHING)

(GIRLS SINGING) Did it on my own

(GIRLS SQUEALING)

(GIRLS VOCALIZING)

(GLASSES SQUEAKING)

(GONG SOUNDING)

(GRANDMA CLEARS THROAT)

(GRANDMA SIGHS)

(GROANING)

(GROANS, WINCES)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS) Where is she?

(GROWLING)

(GROWLS IN FRUSTRATION)

(GROWLS)

(GROWLS)

(GROWLS)

(GROWLS)

(GROWLS) I knew we should have charged

(GROWLS) What a diva!

(GRUNTING LOUDLY)

(GRUNTING SOFTLY)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTS AND COUGHS)

(GRUNTS AND GROANS)

(GRUNTS, GASPS)

(GRUNTS, PANTING)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS) Oh!

(GRUNTS) That presentation was bomb dot com.

(GULPS)

(HEART BEATING RAPIDLY)

(HEART BEATING)

(HEART BEATING)

(HESITATES) I'm gonna handle the ritual on my own.

(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

(IN DEEP VOICE) Yo.

(IN ENGLISH) I am my own person.

(IN ENGLISH) Louder!

(IN ENGLISH) Manitoba, Alberta, and Saskatchewan.

(IN ENGLISH) What are they saying?

(IN ENGLISH) What the heck is Toledo?

(IN ENGLISH) Yeah. What's up, Mei?

(IN NORMAL VOICE) And now you can control it!

(IN SING SONG VOICE) Of awesomeness!

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(INDISTINCT MURMURING)

(INHALES DEEPLY)

(INHALES DEEPLY)

(INHALES DEEPLY)

(INHALES SHARPLY)

(JIN GRUNTS)

(JIN SIGHS)

(KIDS GASPING)

(KISSES)

(KISSING LOUDLY)

(KITTEN PURRS)

(KITTENS PURRING)

(LAUGHS SMUGLY) Oh, snap!

(LAUGHTER)

(LAUGHTER)

(LAUGHTER)

(LAUGHTER)

(LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING)

(LOUD THUD)

(MAN AND WOMAN CONVERSING IN CANTONESE ON TV)

(MEILIN CONTINUES GRUNTING)

(MEILIN CONTINUES SINGING INDISTINCTLY)

(MEILIN GASPS)

(MEILIN GASPS)

(MEILIN GRUNTS, PANTS)

(MEILIN GRUNTS)

(MEILIN GRUNTS)

(MEILIN PANTING, STRAINING)

(MEILIN PANTING)

(MEILIN PANTING)

(MEILIN SIGHS WITH RELIEF)

(MEILIN SIGHS)

(MEILIN SINGING) You're never not on my mind?

(MEILIN SOBBING)

(MEILIN WHIMPERS)

(METAL THUDS)

(MING GROANING)

(MING GRUNTS)

(MING GRUNTS)

(MING GRUNTS)

(MIRIAM SIGHS)

(MIRIAM SIGHS)

(MUFFLED SCREAMING, GASPS)

(MUFFLED SCREAMING)

(MUFFLED YELLING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

(MUZAK PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)

(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

(MYSTICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(MYSTICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(MYSTICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(NERVOUSLY) What are you doing?

(NOBODY LIKE U BY 4 TOWN PLAYING)

(OMINOUS MUSIC BUILDS)

(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

(ON PHONE) How's everything in Florida?

(PAN SIZZLING)

(PANICKED WHIMPERING)

(PANTING, GASPS)

(PANTING, GRUNTING)

(PANTING, YELLS)

(PANTING)

(PANTING)

(PANTING)

(PANTING)

(PANTING)

(PANTING)

(PANTING)

(PANTING)

(PANTING)

(PANTING)

(PANTING)

(PANTING) Crud, crud, crud.

(PANTING) Mei! Keep her in the circle!

(PANTING) Mom! You have to get in the circle!

(PANTING) What?

(PANTS) Huh?

(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING)

(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING)

(PEOPLE CHATTERING, GASPING)

(PEOPLE GASP)

(PEOPLE SPEAKING IN CANTONESE)

(PEOPLE WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY)

(PHONE RINGING)

(PLAYING NOTE)

(POP MUSIC CONTINUES)

(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

(PORTAL BUZZING)

(PORTAL HUMMING)

(PRIYA AND MIRIAM WHOOPING)

(PRIYA EXCLAIMING)

(RATTLING)

(RELAXING MUSIC PLAYING)

(ROARING)

(ROARS IN SLOW MOTION)

(ROARS)

(ROARS)

(ROMANTIC MUSIC CONTINUES)

(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(ROMANTIC MUSIC STOPS)

(SCATTING AND SINGING ALONG)

(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

(SCOFFS)

(SCOFFS) Four is the worst number.

(SCOFFS) I don't get what Mir sees in him.

(SCOFFS) My panda, my choice, Mom.

(SCOFFS) The way you "handled" Mei Mei being on the news?

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMS, SHRIEKING)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(SENTIMENTAL TRADITIONAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(SERENE MUSIC PLAYING)

(SHRIEKS)

(SIGHS HAPPILY)

(SIGHS HEAVILY)

(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION) Thank goodness I was here.

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS) 4 Town forever.

(SIGHS) As you know, our ancestor, Sun Yee,

(SIGHS) Come on, girls, think!

(SIGHS) Fine. Oh, um...

(SIGHS) Guys, it's hard to explain, but just, hmm...

(SIGHS) His eyes are... fine.

(SIGHS) Nothing. She won't talk about it.

(SIGHS) Thanks, Mr. Gao.

(SIGHS) This isn't music. This is filth.

(SIGHS) This thing's hungry all the time.

(SINGING) Had friends and I've had buddies

(SINGING) I want it

(SINGING) You want it?

(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)

(SLOSHING)

(SNAPS FINGERS) So ready.

(SNIFFLES)

(SNIFFLING)

(SOBBING STOPS)

(SOBBING)

(SOBBING)

(SOBBING)

(SOBBING)

(SOBBING)

(SOBBING)

(SOBBING)

(SOBBING)

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

(SOFT TRADITIONAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(SPEAKING FAUX FRENCH)

(SPEAKING KOREAN)

(SPUTTERS) I didn't mean that. I'm a gross red monster!

(SQUEALING)

(STRAINING)

(STRAINING)

(STRAINING)

(STRAINING)

(STRAINING) Come on! Please!

(STUDENTS CHATTERING)

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC BUILDS)

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

(SWEEPING MUSIC PLAYING)

(TEACHER CONTINUES SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

(TEARFULLY) Mommy, I'm so sorry.

(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

(THUNDER CRASHING)

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

(TOY BEEPING)

(TRAM BELL CLANGING)

(TRAM BELL CLANGING)

(TRINKETS CLINKING)

(TYLER LAUGHS)

(TYLER SOBBING)

(U KNOW WHAT'S UP BY 4 TOWN PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)

(U KNOW WHAT'S UP BY 4 TOWN PLAYING)

(U KNOW WHAT'S UP BY 4 TOWN PLAYING)

(U KNOW WHAT'S UP CONTINUES PLAYING)

(U KNOW WHAT'S UP CONTINUES PLAYING)

(UPBEAT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(UPBEAT TRADITIONAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(UTENSILS CLANKING)

(UTENSILS CLANKING)

(WAILING)

(WHIMPERING)

(WHIMPERING)

(WHIMPERING)

(WHIMPERS, GRUNTS)

(WHIMPERS)

(WHIMPERS)

(WHIMPERS)

(WHIRRING)

(WHISPERING) Tyler's been telling everyone

(WIND BLOWING)

(WIND WHISTLING)

(YAWNING)

(YELLING)

(YELLS)

(YELLS)

(YELPS)

4 Town forever. 4 Town forever!

4 Town, here we come! (ABBY GROANS)