DC League of Super-Pets Edit

A bidet, too, which is, which is crazy.

A dad,

A dog shaped thermal energy event.

A dog's only weakness.

A ha!

A hamster is a chipmunk

A hamster is a mouse that had too much for lunch!

A hamster is just a dollar store gerbil.

A Kryptonian's only weakness.

A little advice.

A little bit of fetch. Have you met Chewperman?

A missile was just shot into my chest.

A pigeon got her heart broken. I can still smell the hurt.

A poodle drooled right here.

A tiny shard of green kryptonite

Ace, attack. I'll be fine.

Ace, deploy canine shield.

Ace, it's fine. See?

Ace, what you did for that little girl...

Ace, you always know what to say.

Actually, I feel like I am her

Admit he's an antihero or Black Adam will destroy you.

Adorable intruders.

Ah, fine job.

Ah, I can't stay mad at the guy.

Ah, I get it. The strong, silent type.

Ah, what the heck?

Ah, what the heck.

Ah! [CHUCKLES SHEEPISHLY]

Ah. The student returns to the teacher.

All because I was jealous of Lois.

All billionaires have 'em.

All I need is one little piece.

All right, good talk. Pound it out.

All right, let's get to the bottom of Merton.

All right, Lulu. You win.

All right, maybe this is when me and Supes used to hang out.

All right, team, what are your stats?

All right, time to save the Justice League.

All right, wake up, buddy. It is walk o'clock.

All right. Thursday night TV night.

All that guinea pig ever talked about

All the creatures of the sea are my friends.

All those protocols for an alien invasion,

All you can drink water.

Also, the prisoners had egg salad for lunch...

Also, you can ignore most moral

Always nice to see ya.

Am I? Huh.

An untamed paradise where animals run free

And absorb its deadly radiation,

And cuddle buddy.

And destroy him before he gets the chance.

And don't forget the Solar Paw Punch.

And down that hall... [SNIFFS]

And ethical conventions because no one can stop you.

And feel the warm embrace

And have zero game.

And he must destroy

And her.

And I can shrink myself down to the size of an...

And I could really use you now.

And I don't think any of us want that.

And I failed.

And I forever carry the guilt of survival?

And I got you one of these from 43rd Street.

And I had a whole period in the '60s

And I just think maybe he needs a friend of his own.

And I mean, you really love them,

And I mean, you really love them,

And I was afraid to lose that.

And I will be more than free!

And I will remain here,

And I'd do it again.

And I'll start at two 'cause I'm evil.

And I'm gonna ask her to marry me tonight.

And I'm up.

And if you really wanna be like her,

And knowing when it's over.

And locks you in the back room?

And mentor. Best friend and mentor.

And my nails need to be trimmed twice a month.

And my uncle didn't even have to die.

And nothing can ever change that.

And now his precious little dog is about to...

And now I have four more.

And now I'm eating her peanut.

And now I've gotta bring them to Smallville.

And now this is your new home.

And seven eighths Chihuahua.

And some bald dude with nice hands.

And the lettuce grows on trees.

And then gave it to me as a present.

And then I says, "If you don't want me

And then they eat, like, really fun snacks,

And then they probably just tell each other everything.

And then you break them.

And then... and then a more...

And there's a peanut wedged in the crack of the seat.

And there's nothing in the world

And there's so many of them.

And they all have opposable thumbs.

And they just gave you away?

And they love and protect one another.

And they, like, try on each other's clothes

And together we were two scientists

And tore up my couch.

And wait, where's Shell on wheels? Shell?

And we had a plan.

And went into that shelter to buy you a new friend

And when I get us all outta here,

And when we're through with you, buster, you'll know it.

And why was your syntax

And you have to help me.

And you make it with love.

And you will kneel before me.

And you're all coming with me to the farm.

And your tail is now made of fire.

And... and like, can't Krypto work with them to... to save Metropolis?

Antihero.

Any last words?

Any last words? Ooh, it is fun.

Anybody wanna switch powers?

Are any adorable animals going to let me out?

Are we lickin' faces right now?

Are you kidding? It's the Hall of Justice.

Are you my super doggo? Are you?

Are you okay?

Are you sure about that, perrito?

Aren't you the hamster from the shelter?

As a child, I fell into a well filled with bats.

As a child, my family was taken from me.

As a puppy, I was taken from my family.

As any ordinary canine would.

As I destroy everyone you care for.

As much as she loves everyone else.

As person and pet. She even put a ring on it.

As their dark wings flapped around me,

At least I thought he was.

Aw, bless your little heart.

Aw, someone was hungy.

Aw! Aren't you a little ray of sunshine?

Aw! He means us.

Aw! Hey there, little fella.

Aw! Well, you might not have your Superman,

Ba bang!

Back together. [CHUCKLES]

Bad dog.

Bad owner!

Bark Kent.

Batgirl, Batwoman,

Batman works alone.

Because he doesn't have paws?

Because I'd figured out something that even Lex couldn't.

Because I'm just, like, in her stance, I'm in her seat.

Because I'm pretty sure he's gonna get

Because if we're lickin' faces, I gotta get in on...

Because it sounded like a super adorable nickname

Because it's not something you come back from.

Because my owner has gotten himself

Because this pig right here

Because to me, this just seems gross.

Because you can't handle it on your own.

Because you chumps are going down for good.

Because, I... [SIGHS] I...

Being a rescue animal is easy and fun!

Besides, don't you wanna save your Superman?

Best billion I ever spent.

Big time. Look, I had to give them some hope.

Black Adam.

Boo! I'm bored!

Boom boom boom. Here I go.

Boop!

Brring, brring. Hello, who's there?

Bruce Wayne paid a lot of money for that,

Brutal.

Buddy? No, these people are work friends at best.

But at least you have us.

But don't worry,

But don't worry, when this is over,

But don't you wanna get adopted

But he doesn't know that yet,

But he has to, to save the other one.

But he thought we were dating.

But he will never love anyone except for... [GASPS]

But how am I supposed to be a hero

But I have the device!

But I should warn you, I'm one eighth Boxer.

But I wouldn't change a thing about it.

But I'm supposed to have superpowers!

But I've got this girlfriend. [CHUCKLES]

But it ain't lookin' too good for your old pal Ace.

But it looks better in green.

But it's all worth it.

But it's like a dog water fountain.

But it's too late.

But maybe he'd be happier if he had a new friend, too.

But nobody can hide from the long snoot of justice.

But not for long.

But orange kryptonite.

But that'll kill him.

But the hero who throws it.

But the orange...

But then I remembered, uh, you're you. [LAUGHING]

But then I'd set her wings on fire,

But they're stronger than you think.

But those other animals do.

But what if the demonic laser gato devours me?

But when one has an abundance of power... [GROANS]

But you can't blame yourself.

But you can't spend the rest of your life

But you know what? It makes sense.

But you saved her.

But you, dear son, will live on.

Bye bye, dog.

Can't crush what we have.

Captured by me, entirely on my own.

Cat got your tongue?

Chihuahuas are vicious.

Chip, we all go to dark places.

Cleverly concealed in a hunk of Jarlsberg.

Come here, boy.

Come on, let's go, little piggies.

Come on, we're both grown ups.

Come on.

Come out to play.

Commissioner Gordon...

Cool. Another kryptonite scheme.

Daughter of Cinnamon,

Deadly assassins,

Diana is fiercely independent, completely her own woman.

Did someone just say super team?

Did you think you were gonna get to it first?

Dish, queen. How'd it go with Lex?

Do I have a pimple? Is it wet? Is it ready?

Do I have something on my face?

Do not leave us here!

Do you know how to ride a bike?

Does he?

Does sound like a good juice box, though.

Dog I've never met.

Dolores.

Don't leave me hanging, okay?

Don't make me take it back.

Don't worry, I'm sure someone wonderful

Don't worry, Superman,

Don't you understand? He was testing on you.

Droolo.

Due to the fact that I feel pain

During rush hour?

Easy, Carl.

Eh! These stars are crap. Wait till we get to the farm.

Especially then.

Especially then.

Evade!

Even a wack one like you.

Even if it hurts?

Even if that means letting them go.

Every hero struggles like this.

Every morning, since I was a puppy.

Everyone is upset. [CHUCKLES]

Everything he needs from his...

Ew, I can't wait that long.

Exactly. So, let's get you back in the cage.

Excellent shielding.

Except for Robin, and Alfred,

Except for that one eel who knows what he did.

Except when Lois stays over, then I have to move to my

Excuse me. It's me.

Extra special spot on the floor.

Face it, Wonder Mutt, you're too late.

Face it.

Fall out of his Underoos

Father.

FedEx.

Fetch!

Fiancee.

Finally, the two great minds of our generation,

Fine, then. Mama likes a good fight.

Fine?

Fine. We'll help you get your dumb owner back.

Fireworks suck!

Five more... Five more minutes.

For a siege of murderous savagery!

For Earth One, press one.

For Earth Two, press two.

For, one day soon, when the stars align,

Forget Lex.

From Metropolis, I'm Lois Lane.

From the cold steel straw of power.

From whence he came from.

General Zod? The Legion of Doom?

Get hardwood floors."

Get it, squirrel!

Get out of your head!

Gets his powers back, and then bounces.

Giant evil guinea pig.

Give it up, Lulu. It's over.

Giving this handsome canine just enough time to..

Gladly.

Goddess, no!

Gods amongst men!

Good boy, Krypto.

Good boy.

Good dog.

Good luck with your danger. We're going to the farm.

Good morning, friends.

Good thing you've got something better.

Goodbye.

Green kryptonite takes away Superman's powers,

Guys, relax. We'll be fine.

Guys, what's going on?

Hamster?

Hamster? A hamster is a... is a hacky sack!

Has an emotional breakthrough,

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

He better get it together soon,

He didn't even tell me he was getting married.

He doesn't have his powers.

He doesn't wanna go in the cage,

He doesn't want the toy.

He rescued me a long time ago.

He seems sad and defeated.

He should seek his freedom.

He was evil, sadistic, hot. [CHUCKLES]

He'll only break your heart.

He'll realize that I'm the only friend he ever needs.

He's a good dog.

He's giant and blue and about to crush us.

He's my best friend.

He's not the greatest with other animals.

He's trying to get rid of ya.

Hello, gorgeous.

Here we go. This is gonna hurt tomorrow.

Here you go, baby.

Here. Try these.

Hey, Chip tonite,

Hey, don't worry. I got you.

Hey, girl.

Hey, guys. Big fan.

Hey, hold on. Is that fish food?

Hey, I know that dog.

Hey, Lois. Oh!

Hey, my name's Keith.

Hey, those guys look fun.

Hey, well, you were in the middle of saving ours.

Hey. You'll get 'em next time.

High fiving so slow

Hmm, uh, let me think. Yes, yes! The answer is yes!

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hold on, PB. I'mma get us out.

Hold up, wait! For real?

Hop on, y'all.

How about you go play with them?

How are you gonna stop me when you're trapped in a cage?

How do you feel about guinea pigs?

How much did you have to drink?

How would you know?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? What is this?

Huh? What the heck are you doing?

Huh? What the...?

Huh. My evil plan to take out the Justice League.

Huh. You truly love him.

Hurry, there isn't much time. We have to save Superman.

I always have an exit strategy.

I always knew this is how it would end for me.

I always knew this is how it would end for me.

I always thought the cape was just a cute accessory.

I am a guinea pig, and I said kneel!

I am Aquaman.

I am fine. I'm totally...

I am not gonna pry.

I am really bad at this.

I am the Batman.

I am what I was always meant to become.

I am what I was always meant to become.

I ate some green kryptonite.

I bet they're all super tight buds,

I bet you were horribly maimed.

I can still hear the screams

I can't believe he really left with her.

I can't believe that shelter punk

I can't believe this is actually happening.

I can't let you keep risking your lives for my mistake.

I can't put my paw on it.

I could hurt someone. Or they could hurt me.

I did have this whole thing planned, but..

I didn't even know that was a thing.

I don't blame them.

I don't know why I said it like that.

I don't really have time in my life right now

I got a hot date with two firemen's helmets.

I got my tail on fire!

I gotta get this back to my boy.

I grew up on a farm. In a town called Smallville.

I guess it's down to us.

I had two toilet bowls and a bidet.

I had you where I wanted you.

I have a name.

I have come to recruit you

I have sought you out because you are apex predators.

I have you in my Lasso of Truth.

I hope it did.

I humbly present myself,

I just did what any dog would do.

I just want to be alone.

I know the feeling.

I know you like these,

I know, I just can't control it.

I know. You've always helped me in the past,

I like your laser thing.

I mean, come on. You didn't expect me to share credit

I mean, I lick myself all the time.

I mean, sure, the guy dates,

I mean, the kidnapping we could get behind.

I mean, what's the worst that could happen?

I miss my parents.

I never knew the stars could be this beautiful,

I never liked him.

I promised I'd watch over Superman.

I promised them that it would be their new...

I really am sorry, 'cause this must be

I really think a pet would be good for you.

I recorded all my knowledge in your collar.

I said I don't have my powers anymore.

I said the cape was cute.

I say this with love. You are all losers.

I see someone found his medicine.

I see you've retreated to your Batcave,

I should be a lot more dead right now, right?

I sleep in bed with Supes.

I started this with one best friend to save

I think a robot guard got his heart broken.

I think Krypto feels left out?

I think my teeth are still glowing.

I thought about throwing Lois Lane in the ocean.

I was just, uh, hit by a car a little.

I was making an inspiring hero speech.

I won't rest until I rescue you.

I would drink the juice box.

I would say dumb.

I, uh, turned my office into a rocket ship.

I'd expected you and that mutt of yours

I'd have been there for him no matter what.

I'll admit, sometimes it can be a little too specific.

I'll be right back with a surprise.

I'll be sure to say goodbye to Superman for you.

I'll come back for all of you guys after closing.

I'll destroy you all!

I'll save Superman, and when I do,

I'll see you never, Narc Kent.

I'll watch the crusts crisp alone.

I'm a totally normal dog.

I'm Aquaman!

I'm back!

I'm bustin' loose, PB.

I'm coming for you, Superman.

I'm fast now, but I still can't see [BLEEP].

I'm finally gonna be stronger than that stupid..

I'm freeing you from this horrible animal testing lab.

I'm gonna need an army.

I'm gonna need you to let go of that meteor, Lex.

I'm gonna rip you limb from limb.

I'm happy for you, buddy.

I'm his favorite henchman, not you, you piece of...

I'm his ride or die.

I'm in hot dog water, aren't I?

I'm just a sweet little purr purr baby.

I'm just glad that that new friend ain't me.

I'm Mark. And your name?

I'm medium on it, you know, if I'm honest.

I'm not a superhero.

I'm not even a good dog.

I'm passionate about world domination

I'm rooting for you, Ace.

I'm sending him back to the place

I'm sorry, Krypto.

I'm sorry. I know how close you are.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. My what is who?

I'm still taking you all to that farm.

I'm sure you can, uh, crash at the Hall of Justice.

I'm the only one to blame.

I'm the only one who didn't get any super...

I'm toast. I'm a goner.

I'm tormented every waking moment.

I'm, like, creeped out.

I'm...

I'm...

I've, uh, I've never really run before. [PANTING]

If he's anti a hero, then isn't he a villain?

If I can't have my guy, then you can't have yours.

If I really was his friend,

If it isn't the Justice League,

If Superman doesn't have room in his life for you anymore,

If the rescue lady's coming, you'll know it.

If we're goin' off that, I'd say you probably got a solid two days

If you all had pets, you'd understand.

If you help me save Superman.

Impossible. That dog wore glasses.

Impressive destruction, but not my work.

In 28 minutes, the entire Justice League

In here.

In your face, lettuce.

Inescapable prison.

Into a bit of a pickle.

Invisible jet. Yep. [GROANS]

Is gonna go kaboom.

Is on it. [GRUNTS]

Is that even how it works?

Is that like a juice box flavor or something?

Is this really the best way to find Superman?

Is this some type of fancy DMV?

It all started in Central City, 1854.

It is pie week.

It is really scary in here.

It only works on pets.

It requires him to fly directly to the sun

It was in some cheese.

It'll be just like riding a bike.

It'll implode.

It's a 100% animal farm.

It's a fine line, not gonna lie.

It's a rock.

It's a superpower that every dog possesses.

It's basically exactly like a regular hero except way cooler.

It's borderline aromatherapy, if I'm being honest.

It's called listenin'.

It's cat pee.

It's Krypto the Superdog.

It's not superpowers that make you a hero, Krypto.

It's over, hamster.

It's perfect.

It's really more transparent.

It's really more transparent.

It's true.

Just get him!

Just one question,

Just the plan that you all called crazy

Kal El, son of Jor El, I am Lulu,

Krypto, fetch!

Krypto, no.

Krypto, there's a bomb on the rocket.

Krypto!

Krypto?

Krypton is about to die.

Left you a few guineas short of a pig.

Let me just iron that out.

Let me look at you, my pet.

Let's do it now. I want to do it now.

Let's put this thing back in space where it belongs.

Lex Luthor denies involvement, but is quote "team bad guy."

Lex Luthor now finds himself behind bars.

Lex will pay for what he's done.

Lex, we were scientists together.

Lex, what are you doing?

Like clockwork, Carl will try to flirt with Patty.

Like, my powers include heat vision, freeze breath...

Like, pet owner situation?

Like, with you?

Listen, I'm afraid I gotta keep it to just one,

Lock the gates.

Lockin' you up in the cell. [LAUGHS]

Lois Joanne Lane,

Lois Lane told us all about you, hamster.

Look at all their dumb outfits.

Look at it.

Look who's alive!

Look, I know these powers are new to you,

Look, there's one. Oh, there's another one.

Looking for a friend for me.

Looks like one of my little babies is all grown up.

Looks like you worked everything out with Superman.

Loser, loser.

Luckily, I had the bone structure to pull it off.

Luckily, I'm going to do you a favor,

Luckily, Superman's dog is on our team.

Lulu was in the shelter with you, too.

Lulu, hey. What? Take us with you, okay?

Lulu, I know you're hurting, but join our pack.

Lulu, wait!

Lulu, whatever they tested on you in that lab,

M'kay, Wonder Woman will stop her. [GASPS]

Ma'am. Baby.

Maintain eye contact.

Make me the happiest Superman in the universe.

Man, I loved that couch.

Man, I wish I still had my powers.

Man, it sucks being a canine shield.

Mark, Keith, suffer.

Maybe a cat? How 'bout a cat?

Maybe I should let him sleep?

Maybe if you paid attention to... Huh?

Maybe put up a sign.

Maybe some cones.

Me? What do you mean, me? Father?

Me? Yes, I'm... I'm fine.

Meow, meow, buh bye.

Merton needs leafy greens.

Messing with the King of... Oh, whoa!

Miss you. Love you. Have fun.

Missing? [LAUGHS]

Mm mmm. No way. Not for superheroes.

Mm.

More importantly, can a dog fly a plane?

Moustache maybe, but not glasses.

Mr. Outside Underpants.

Mrs. Fast Pants.

Must protect Super... [GRUNTS]

My baby made friends.

My dookie doesn't stink.

My father was right.

My fellow, furrier, guinea pigs.

My goodness! [LAUGHS]

My IT crew,

My owner was a family.

My powers.

My problem is me.

Nah, forget it.

Nah, man, you're good.

Nah. It was nothin'.

Nancy got a fiancee and it was all over.

Need a light?

Never eat chocolate. That dog in the mirror is you.

Never feed us chocolate.

Never mind, never mind.

Never test a guinea pig. Okay?

Next to licking any part of your body.

Nice costume game, PB.

No one says that.

No one wants that, right?

No shelter lady watching our every move. Nope.

No, hey, come on, it's me. Papa Lex.

No, hey... What? Come on!

No, I know how to fly.

No, it's Krypto's most powerful move.

No, never mind.

No, no, no. [CHOKING]

No, no, no. I can't.

No, seriously, what just happened? I can't see [BLEEP].

No, this is different!

No, wait, never mind.

No, you've done enough.

No!

No!

No!

No! Don't listen to her.

No! My best friend is in danger,

No.

No.

No. How did they...?

No. I won't let you hurt him.

No. I'm just asking you for something,

No. It's Krypto the Superdog!

No. Lex, what are you doing?

No. Not the Solar Paw Punch.

No. That's my robot brother.

No. You're lying.

None of you are turtles!

Nope.

Nope. I bet on if you were dead.

Not even Superman himself has tried it.

Not if we get there first. Come on!

Not it.

Not only the villain who gets hit with the blow,

Not so fast.

Not so fast.

Not to be trusted.

Not.

Nothing for little furballs.

Nothing, PB.

Now surrender, I don't want to hurt you.

Now that sounds made up.

Now then, let's go free Lex.

Now, I have a present for you.

Now, I must take yours.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

Now, wait. It was supposed to be a fair fight.

Now!

Of a middle aged person who lives alone?

Of course I do.

Of course I do.

Of course you can.

Of course, Superman's dog he makes out with. He'll save us.

Of course, there were missteps along the way.

Of course! The federation of exes.

Of course. I can fly. This can fly.

Of course. I'm not a monster.

Of course. Stryker's Island.

Oh, Ace, I'm sorry.

Oh, and Krypto,

Oh, come on.

Oh, dang, [SNIFFS]

Oh, did I forget to mention my evil plan's grand finale?

Oh, good. Your marmot baby.

Oh, great.

Oh, great. These jabronies.

Oh, how I have longed for you to enter my solar system.

Oh, how I've longed for you to enter my solar system.

Oh, I can't believe this is finally happening.

Oh, I'm more than okay, pig.

Oh, if I didn't get this stitch,

Oh, Krypto.

Oh, Lex.

Oh, man, that hurt.

Oh, man, that looked like it hurt.

Oh, man. I'm getting a stitch. Yeah, I gotta take a knee.

Oh, my goddess.

Oh, my gosh. Wonder Woman has sat, like, right where I'm sitting.

Oh, my tail... My tail on fire!

Oh, no, please,

Oh, no! Oh, gosh! Cheese and crackers!

Oh, no.

Oh, of course! You're that super dork

Oh, okay, so you wanna take it there.

Oh, one more thing.

Oh, uh, don't worry,

Oh, what do I have here?

Oh, Whiskers.

Oh, yeah! Lettuce trees, baby!

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah? Watch him.

Oh, yeah? Well, how would you know?

Oh, you have nothing... until you've licked

Oh, you think you're so great, don't you, Superdog?

Oh, you want the truth?

Oh! Are you allergic or...?

Oh! Hey, Pops.

Oh! In the tongue. [LAUGHS]

Oh! Krypto!

Oh! Oh, yeah.

Oh! So you think I'm cute.

Oh. Listen, buddy, I...

Okay, but from a rocket, though?

Okay, Chip, time to light that kitty up.

Okay, enough mayhem. Thank you. We gotta go...

Okay, I don't know how that got in there.

Okay, I feel like I can say this now,

Okay, I let him sleep.

Okay, I'm gonna count to three

Okay, Krypto, you are definitely stalking me now.

Okay, Krypto.

Okay, let's get you out of here.

Okay, look. Pig to pig, I need your help

Okay, pack. I have a plan.

Okay, PB, think big!

Okay, the Batman loves you, too.

Okay, what's happening?

Okay. [CHUCKLES] You can have my pawtograph.

Okay. Everybody stay quiet.

Okay. He's not telling you the..

Okay. Not exactly like this.

Okay. Now then, where was I?

Okay. Where... Where is she?

Okay. You can do this, Chip.

On Bake Off night?

On it.

On the planet Oa, I thought I had a pet raccoon,

One hundo percent attention.

One of us is gonna get someone to snuggle with.

Ooh, adoption time.

Ooh, he left me cheese!

Ooh! And wait until you see this.

Ooh! Is that new perfume?

Or all of us?

Or I'll be signing all day.

Or maybe me freezing like this is the worst thing.

Or my company, LexCorp International.

Or rope it off.

Or she only spares me,

Or those ferrets are gonna take over the world.

Or throwing playing cards really hard.

Or, like, gotten a magic hammer or something.

Or, uh, laser eyes,

Orange kryptonite doesn't work on people.

Our boy will need a friend.

Out of the way, cat child. We have to get to Stryker's.

Pack, let's roll out.

Pay up, dog.

PB, there's something you should know about Wonder Woman.

Perfect. Because I almost got myself out of the...

Please fasten your safety belts.

Posing under my secret identity.

Praise be her name.

Preparing.

Pretty dressed up for the British Bake Off.

Princess Diana of Themyscira,

Prison break?

Probably because of my traumatic puppyhood.

Pup, up and away!

Pup, up and away!

Pup, up, and away!

Purple gave me uncomfortably vivid dreams.

Recede into shadows.

Recede into shadows.

Recede into shadows.

Relax, Chip. I got my girl, Merton, running lookout.

Relax, we'll be fine.

Right alongside the Justice League.

Right. That's your business.

Risky move for a dog with no powers.

Rubbing my butt in the carpet,

Said I wasn't normal.

Same thing happened to me.

Say it back. Come on.

Scratching my chubby, childish flesh.

Searching for ultimate power.

Seat warmer activated.

See you in heck.

See, understand this.

Seriously? Droolo?

She just took out the whole Justice League!

She left us to die in a fire, remember?

She must be going there to spring him.

She's goin' down.

Should I pop it? [GASPS]

Shove it.

Sick of this whole cage situation.

Slightly soggy bottom there.

Smell is the sight of the nose.

Smelling stuff is one of the greatest joys of being a dog.

So could you please...?

So disrespectful.

So I bided my time in this disturbing hovel,

So I got you one from actual Paris.

So I'm eating my own vomit, and then the...

So I'm...

So it begins.

So maybe the... the wing lady should go first?

So now I'm taking Superman away from you.

So oddly structured in that sentence?

So painful to have to hear this from me.

So that you'd give him some space.

So thick and swole, his abs. [YELPS]

So, I promised them it would be their new home.

So, I'm eating my own...

So, I've steeled myself.

So, it is a DMV.

So, just something to know about me.

So, Mr. Kent, you're looking for another pet, huh?

So, something did get through that super skull of yours.

So, that... that means it's... it's up, obviously.

So, what do you say?

So, what is new with you, fellow normal dog?

So, what, uh, what is this place anyway?

So, what's the mission?

So, which way is this so called farm?

So, you make it the best you can.

Someone is dragging a meteor toward the city?

Sorry, I can't do that. Lulu saved my life.

Sorry, I'm not really great with animals.

Sorry, me and the Dark Knight were playing

Sorry. You were sayin' somethin'?

Sounds like a terrible power.

Spill it, Lex. What have you done with Superman?

Spoiler alert, they're twins.

Squeezy Bruce!

Squeezy Bruce!

Squirrel, light 'em up.

Squirrelverine.

Stay strong.

Still working out the kinks. I didn't see anything.

Stop acting like you don't know me. [GRUNTS]

Stop right there and cease your unlawful activities,

Stop saying that!

Stryker's Island is the world's most

Stuck in your own head.

Stupid name. Named after his planet. Oh, real creative.

Super Hog, still brainstorming, to you.

Super Pets, activate!

Superman and I are inseparable.

Superman needed me. He... he needs me.

Superman was my only friend

Superman would never do that.

Superman!

Superman?

Superman. He's been captured.

Supes is probably missing me.

Surrender. I don't wanna hurt you.

Take that. Take a little bit of this.

Talk to me, my son. What seems to be the problem?

Talk, Lex. I know you're behind this.

Tell Gail I said hey!

Thanks to your advice, I made some new friends, too.

Thanks, Ace.

Thanks, buddy.

Thanks, Merton.

Thanks! It even has magnets.

That better be a licensed toy, or I will freak out.

That device is just a pile of garbage.

That doesn't sound ominous at all.

That is literally the definition of blackmail.

That is way out of line, fella. I mean, if you want..

That must be the vile rodent.

That rock, Mercy, is 100% orange kryptonite.

That seemed incredibly painful.

That sounded like a bone breaking.

That sounds made up.

That thing took our Superman.

That was coming out your ears or something?

That was funny, right? Right?

That was literally just behind me.

That was my good eye.

That's a... that's a good catch.

That's awkward.

That's cold, man.

That's creepy.

That's French for "Bye bye, dog."

That's just because

That's more than I can say for your Superman.

That's my best friend. [CHUCKLES]

That's my toy.

That's not your problem.

That's sweet.

That's the point of...

That's what's got your leash all twisted, huh?

The boots are a bit much.

The cut's fine but the clarity is murky as heck. [GAGS]

The device will bring me ultimate power

The dude tied you up to the stop sign

The farm upstate.

The guinea pig did literally everything.

The heck are you talking about, man?

The juice box thing?

The kryptonite has left the dog.

The League of Super Pets.

The man you love, or the woman he does?

The Mighty Oink!

The night I took him down?

The orange kryptonite gave me powers, too. [GASPS]

The orange kryptonite gave you powers, too!

The planet won't survive much longer.

The punch causes a blast which takes out

The red kryptonite made my hair fall out.

The threat was neutered, thanks to Krypto and friends.

The two of us are the real brains behind this operation.

Then what is it?

Then, why is it in my mouth?

There was this human.

There we go.

There's a difference between giving up

There's always a literal interpretation

There's more.

There's nothing I can do in this world to stop you.

There's one, too.

There's so much to unpack here. [SCREAMS]

These cells were designed

These peepers don't miss a thing.

These quadrupedal land maniacs have made a giant mistake

They always pick the...

They are invisible.

They are so cute.

They should call me Iron Man. [LAUGHS] No.

They were just protecting their kid.

They.

They're probably out there playing fetch together

Things are changing so fast,

This could be dangerous.

This ends now, rodent.

This ends now, sister.

This is amazing!

This is exactly how I always pictured it.

This is just like when Wonder Woman

This is my origin story.

This is only step one of my evil plan.

This is really about Lex Luthor?

This is the best place to watch the sunset.

This is unpleasant for both of us.

This is very restful.

This is where the Justice League hangs out.

This might sound crazy, but now that we're together,

This water guy does.

This... This was on my vision board. Really.

Those glasses aren't fooling anyone.

Those guys, well, they suck visibly.

Tighten your collars. We've got work to do.

Time for my favorite show with my bro in Metropo. Huh?

Time for the death of Superman.

To escape Doctor Poison's secret hideout.

To get a little smaller.

To keep anyone with powers from escaping.

To take care of a pet!

Turning himself into

Turns out to be crazy good.

Turns out, he just needed to say his name backwards.

Turtle, use your speed and get them..

Two...

Ugh, what is this? PAW Patrol?

Ugh! This guy again?

Uh huh. Anyway, I'm kind of in the middle of a prison break,

Uh oh.

Uh uh uh!

Uh, did somebody call tech support?

Uh, I bit the FedEx guy the other day.

Uh, Lulu, are you okay?

Uh, the League of Super Pets.

Uh, yeah, that's great.

Uh... Oh, sorry. I... I was waiting for him to go first.

Uh... That's not exactly what I..

Um, actually, I think we'd just rather stay here.

Um, are you okay?

Um, how long is this gonna take?

Um, it's not here, but I have pictures of it.

Um, say what now?

Um, yeah, about... about the farm.

Um...

Um... You all see the giant pig too, right?

Unhand me, wench!

Unless it's a stegosaurus, and then you just pray.

Unless your friends

Unlike you, I have friends.

Unlike you, I have friends.

Until Krypto the Superdog had to come and ruin it.

Until that thing passes.

Until the end of your loser lives.

Until they have their training montage.

Update.

Us shelter animals, you know,

Us, you idiot.

Used her Bracelets of Submission

Very convenient for the water guy.

Very villain thing to do.

Vic, can you override their defenses?

Wait a minute, where do I know you from?

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Is this blackmail? Are you blackmailing me?

Wait, do you know who this is?

Wait, wait, time out. Are you serious, right now?

Walk into those cells over there.

Was he nice?

Was world domination

Watch over our son.

Watch, you pathetic pooch,

We are guinea pigs

We can answer that.

We can get outta here and save Superman.

We even have Spanish class every miercoles.

We have to stop him.

We knew the orange would be different.

We liked the kidnapping, but if you do this, they'll die.

We love unconditionally.

We really need a skip intro button.

We should team up.

We were colleagues. We were scientists together.

We... we gotta stick together, right? Solidarity.

We'll talk about this when I get home.

We're a team.

We're just coughing. Go!

We're never fine!

Well, I ate a toy dinosaur once.

Well, I suggest you start sniffing.

Well, it looks like we're both super now.

Well, it's literally happening right now. [GRUNTS]

Well, it's upstate.

Well, let's correct that little oversight, shall we?

Well, look at you, all spiffy.

Well, lookie lookie what I got from the old lab.

Well, my dog's the best. [CHUCKLES]

Well, that explains the breath.

Well, that's where we're gonna go.

Well, then I think Ace here would be the perfect...

Well, then why did this little bauble

Well, they should. Check it.

Well, we can't just give up.

Well, well, well.

Well, whatever he is, I bet he can't fly to Pluto.

Well, when you love somebody,

Well, you did say you'd come back for us.

Well, you don't want ice on wings.

Well, you just can't sit there feeling sad.

What are you talking about, man?

What are you talking about?

What choice do we have?

What did I tell you? Isn't this better than Spanish class?

What did you just call me?

What did you learn about her?

What did you think we were doing?

What do you mean, gross?

What have you done to him?

What if the rescue lady catches you?

What is a canine...? [SCREAMS]

What is taking my owner so long?

What is that?

What just happened?

What was it? Creepo? Crisco? What's your name?

What you doin', Ace?

What?

What? That's ridiculous.

What? What have you done to me?

What... What's going on?

What's going on? That was your cue to attack.

What's happenin', sweet cheeks?

What's that?

What's up, dog?

When do we ever listen to you?

When I don't have my powers?

When I saw that the orange kryptonite gave you powers,

When I was a puppy,

When it leaves Earth's atmosphere,

When we're both really fast. Huh.

When you were just a puppy,

When you're locked up with them forever.

Where I was basically a full time alchemist.

Where is Superman?

Where is Superman?

Where the [BLEEP] am I?

Where they only listen to smooth jazz.

Where you, uh, sleeping these days?

Where...? [BREATHES DEEPLY]

Where's he going?

Wherever Superman is, it's got nothing to do with me,

Which I will reward you for by not revealing damaging information.

Which is where you dorks come in.

Which is, like, a full three blocks out of my way.

While they got me stuck in airplane mode.

Whiskers?

Who got me thrown back in the slammer.

Who needs words?

Who was he working for?

Who wouldn't be? Have you seen those bangs?

Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?

Who's ready to go save my best friend?

Whoa, whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa. So, the powers I saw were yours?

Whoever Morgan Freeman played,

Whoo! That was fun.

Why couldn't I have been stretchy?

Why didn't you block me with some freeze heat

Why does this always happen on date night?

Why is my mouth watering?

Why not?

Why won't you play with me?

Why would you eat your weakness, you dum dum?

Will adopt you any day.

With a rodent, did you?

With nothing interesting going on fur wise.

Woe is me.

Wonder Woman's invisible jet is invisible.

Worst day of my life,

Wow, look at you still trying.

Wow, that's like me flying to Mars.

Wow, this is so weird.

Wow! First day.

Wow! She threw that dog real far.

Wow. Well, that just took a turn.

Yeah, about that.

Yeah, but if I went first, your fire would melt my ice,

Yeah, but if we work together,

Yeah, don't get your hopes up.

Yeah, I don't get paid enough for this, no.

Yeah, I mean, we get summers off,

Yeah, I mean, we were.

Yeah, I think he was talking about me, too.

Yeah, I'm not really an animal guy.

Yeah, I'm not really great with people.

Yeah, none of this stuff is invisible.

Yeah, that sounds a lot like a villain.

Yeah, that's what's going on.

Yeah, well, at least I have an owner.

Yeah, well, people are complicated.

Yeah, well, there's a lot that you don't understand about us, you fool.

Yeah, well, you don't get Supes like I get Supes.

Yeah, what happened to them anyway?

Yeah.

Yeah. [SIGHS] Everything's better at the farm.

Yeah. Everything.

Yeah. I guess I'm, kind of, his only friend.

Yeah. Just like his did. Lex needed me.

Yeah. Next time.

Yeah. Who will be your new best friend.

Yep, it actually smells like sandalwood.

Yep. He's alive.

Yes, I know. But just like at the shelter,

Yes, I would. Thank you.

Yes, I... I can agree with you there,

Yes, it is I, Dog El.

Yes, it is I, Dog El.

Yes, it is I, Dog El.

Yes. And that hurt me as well.

You ain't normal, man.

You believe that dog?

You bet on if I was alive?

You can do to stop me.

You can't have justice without truth.

You can't save them both on your own.

You didn't know they were getting married.

You disgusting animal.

You don't have your powers?

You fear my brilliance. [SCOFFS]

You forgot one thing, Lulu.

You go get Chip, I'll get Mert.

You got for your walks with your owner.

You got yourself a super team.

You gotta be willing to do anything for 'em.

You gotta be willing to do anything for 'em.

You have to go rescue him.

You hooligans can help me.

You idiots. You're actually getting the hang of this.

You know Krypto rescued me?

You know what they say about dogs, don't you?

You know what they say about dogs.

You know what they say,

You know what's funny? For a minute, I was worried

You know you'll always be my best friend.

You know, I had a cheetah once, but she ate my landlord.

You know, I still owe you a whuppin'.

You know, I'd be happy to take you and your friends to my farm.

You know, like, uh, invisibility

You learn a lot about someone

You left Squeezy Bruce in the hallway again.

You lied about the farm, didn't you?

You make up your own rules,

You may kid yourself with your silly farm,

You mean, toward the murder rodent?

You really know them, huh?

You really should have made it harder to find you.

You save Superman.

You saved my life, man.

You see that? Lulu gets it.

You see, if I'm gonna get Lex outta that dump,

You see, when I was back in the lab,

You see? Totally fine.

You the same dog

You think your dookie don't stink.

You took me away from Lex,

You wanna be alone, why don't you go some place uglier?

You wanna come live in a studio apartment?

You wanna find Lulu and rescue Captain Hair Gel, right?

You wanna keep going?

You wanna throw paws, then fine.

You want us to fight her? [SHUDDERS]

You were just defeated by... Let me remember it.

You were right, Ace.

You were the guinea pig. Your hair fell out.

You win this round, lettuce.

You won't get away with this.

You'd have to be as strong as Superman to get out.

You'll be yourself.

You're a fool.

You're flying.

You're gonna get it! Ahhh!

You're invulnerable.

You're just finally being real with yourself.

You're just trying to use us now,

You're late.

You're looking a little burnt out.

You're my best friends, dummies.

You're not talking about me, are you?

You're right, Lulu,

You're right.

You're right.

You're still learning your powers.

You're super strong!

You're too late.

You're trapped, too, genius.

You're up, kid. Open it like a can of tuna.

You're up, pig.

You've always been losers, and you'll continue to be losers

Your boy's getting hitched. And that means...

Your choice. Her or me.

Your name is literally on the monster.

Your owner's a hero, too?

Your pet is coming for you, Lexi.

Your problem is you. You... [ECHOES]

Your stupid evil headquarters on the river.

Your Superman is no more

[ACE GROANS] ...invisible jet.

[ACE GROANS] [PB] Who shot us down?

[ACE URINATING] [HEROIC MUSIC STOPS]

[ALARM BLARING] [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[ALL GASP] [CHIP] Ugh.

[ANIMAL] The dog is right. [UPLIFTING MUSIC FADES]

[BABY CRYING] [BARKING]

[BABY LAUGHING] [BOTH GASP]

[BARKING] [ROMANTIC MUSIC STOPS]

[BARKS] [CLARK] No. No, no. No, no.

[BARKS] [UPBEAT MUSIC FADES]

[BODY THUDS] [GUINEA PIGS SQUEALING]

[BONES CRACKING] [ACE GROANS] Oof.

[BOTH LAUGHING] [LULU] No!

[BOTH LAUGHING] Yeah!

[BOTH] Huh? [GROANS]

[BUTTON BEEPS] [HATCH OPENS]

[CAR HORN HONKING] [TIRES SCREECHING]

[CARL GRUNTS] Nice try, Houdini.

[CARL] Gotcha. [ACE GROANS]

[CHIP CONTINUES SCREAMING] [GASPS]

[CHIP EXCLAIMS] And Merton...

[CHIP GASPS] [WHISKERS] Super Pets,

[CHIP LAUGHING] [BATMAN] ...Justice League,

[CHIP SCREAMS] [GLASS SHATTERS]

[CHIP SPEAKING SPANISH] Let's crack some skulls.

[CHUCKLES] [ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[COLLAR CHIMING] Huh?

[COUGHS] [GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING]

[CRACKING] [GASPING]

[CRACKING] uh oh.

[CRACKLING] [CHIP SCREAMS]

[CRASHING] [CAR ALARM BLARING]

[DOG BARKING] What?

[DOG PANTING] [BELL TOLLING]

[DOOR BUZZING] [MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

[DOOR OPENS] I've missed you so much!

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]

[EXPLOSION] No! This is my home!

[EXPLOSION] Uh oh.

[FLASH LAUGHS] ...home.

[FOOFY] He doesn't want it. [KRYPTO] I'm sorry, what?

[GASPS] ...smooth jazz.

[GASPS] [GROWLS]

[GASPS] Bye.

[GENTLE MUSIC FADES] So, you are a dog.

[GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING] Oh, look at me!

[GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING] Wow, look at that.

[GROANING] [LULU CHUCKLES]

[GROANS] [MUSIC STOPS]

[GROANS] I love saying that. [RUMBLING]

[GROWLING] ♪ Oh you're the best friend ♪

[GROWLS] What's gotten into you?

[GRUNTS, GROANS] Oh, you're the sweetest!

[GRUNTS] [GRUNTS] I smell bacon!

[GUINEA PIG 1] Why? [GUINEA PIG 2] They... It clogs the feathers.

[GUINEA PIGS] Si. [GUINEA PIG SPEAKING SPANISH]

[HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING] [SNIFFING]

[KEITH] Bum, bum, bum. [MARK] Bye.

[KISSES] Aw, little piggy kisses.

[KRYPTO GRUNTS] [CHIP YELPS]

[KRYPTO GRUNTS] [EXPLOSION]

[KRYPTO YAWNING] [CLARK CONTINUES SNORING]

[KRYPTO YELPS] [PB SCREAMS]

[LAUGHS] [MEOWING]

[LAUGHS] Aw, come here.

[LOIS GIGGLES] [SUPERMAN CHUCKLES]

[LULU LAUGHING] [GROANS, GRUNTS]

[LULU LAUGHS] [PB] Uh...

[LULU STABS] [GASPS]

[MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING] No one cares about the water guy.

[MERTON EXHALES] [PB GASPS]

[MERTON] Excuse me, sir. [CHIP SCREAMS]

[MERTON] Uh uh. Here we go. [CAT YOWLS]

[METAL RATTLING] [GROANING]

[MICROWAVE BEEPS, WHIRRS] [POPCORN POPPING]

[MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC PLAYING] [CLARK CONTINUES SNORING]

[MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC PLAYING] Nah.

[PANTING] Okay. Where is she? [DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS]

[PB GASPS] You will be a mighty warrior.

[PB GRUNTING] [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[PEOPLE GASPING] [GASPS]

[PEOPLE PANICKING] [SCREAMING]

[PEOPLE SCREAMING ON TV] You guys, look!

[PUPPY WHIMPERING] [JOR EL] We must hurry.

[ROARING] [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

[ROARS] [ALL SCREAMING]

[ROARS] [GROANING]

[ROBBERS LAUGHING] ♪ I've been with you such a long time ♪

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] [ENGINE STARTING]

[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING] What's happening, handsome?

[RUMBLING] [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

[SCOFFS] I'm not wack. [SNIFFS]

[SCOFFS] What a fun game. Hey!

[SCREAMING] [GASPS]

[SCREAMS] Ace, no! [CHIP] Ace!

[SCREECHING] [METALLIC CLANG]

[SIGHS] [FAST FORWARDING]

[SIGHS] [SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

[SIGHS] For Earth Three...

[SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING] [LULU] Terrifying villains,

[SIREN BLARING] ♪ You're the best friend ♪

[SLAPPING] [LULU GRUNTS]

[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING] [LAUGHING]

[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING] Let's be honest.

[SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING] My emotions, always in check.

[SQUEAKING] [SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING]

[STATIC] Help.

[SUPERMAN GRUNTS] Plucky.

[THUDS] [MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC STOPS]

[THUMPS] [MUFFLED SNORING]

[TIMER BEEPING] [OMINOUS MUSIC FADES]

[TIRES SCREECHING] [ENGINE REVVING]

[TOY SQUEAKING] [GASPS]

[TOY SQUEAKING] Fine.

[TOY SQUEAKS] Antihero.

[TOY SQUEAKS] Y'all started it.

[UPBEAT MUSIC FADES] [GRUNTS]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] Thanks for building

[UPBEAT MUSIC RESUMES] [GROANS]

[WHIMPERING] [MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING] [CRACKLING]

[WONDER WOMAN LAUGHING] [GREEN LANTERN] Aw!

[YAWNS, SMACKS LIPS] Here come the thunder!

♪ Think we can solve them ♪ [SOBBING]

♪ We got problems ♪ ♪ We got problems ♪

♪ You're my only one ♪ [BARKS]

A whole super team! [HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING]

all who stand in his way! [SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING]

as I speak. [TOY SQUEAKS]

Aw! [GAGS]

Come on, let's get outta here. Right.

Come on. Can't crush what we have.

Congratulations. Thanks!

Exactly. [SINISTER MUSIC STOPS]

Fetch! [BARKS]

From a rocket? I trust you.

Hi yah! Ow!

His abs. [GROWLING]

How's it going with Jessica? We're getting pretty close

Huh? [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

I have to find... [BONES CRACKING]

I thought it was sweet. Me, too.

It's over. Huh?

It's walk o'clock. What oh what?

Let's get to the fiery crash. [SNAPS FINGERS]

Lex! I'm here! [SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

Lex? [ROMANTIC MUSIC STOPS]

Lex. [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

Luthor. [GROWLS]

much sooner. [GROWLING]

My tail! Ah, let go of my... [FLOOR SQUEAKING]

Nothing. Okay.

Now, let's hero up. [HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING]

Oh, I'm paying attention. [GROANS] Help.

Porcine creature... [GASPS]

Some would say heroic. [STRAINING]

The farm upstate. [UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING]

There's one there. [ACE] No one was ever gonna adopt us.

They're overrated. [GRUNTS]

This explains so much! [UPLIFTING MUSIC FADES]

This is the season finale. [INTERCOM RINGING]

Try to keep up, turtle. Okay.

Watch out for the... [METALLIC THUD]

Watch out for the... [METALLIC THUD]

We'll go for a walk. [BARKING]

We're finally reunited. Halt.

Well, I loosened it for you. [CHUCKLES SHEEPISHLY]

What "oh"? I'm gonna...

What do you mean? [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

What? [AMUSING MUSIC PLAYING]

What? What is it? [TENSE MUSIC STOPS]

What's that? [BARKING]

Where is she? [GASPS, YELPS]

Will give me superpowers. [DEVICE BEEPING]

Will you.. Yeah, okay!

Yes! Humanity is saved. No!

Yes. [CRACKLING]

You're welcome. What are you talking about?

...follow my lead.

...they have a certain duty to use that power to...

"Lettuce trees"? What's this farm called?

['80S ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

["BAD BLOOD" SONG PLAYING OVER HEADPHONES]

["MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE" BY TAYLOR SWIFT PLAYING]

["YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND" BY QUEEN PLAYING]

[ACE CHUCKLES]

[ACE CHUCKLES]

[ACE CONTINUES URINATING]

[ACE GROANS]

[ACE GROANS]

[ACE GROANS]

[ACE GROANS]

[ACE GROANS]

[ACE GRUNTS]

[ACE SIGHS]

[ACE SNARLING]

[ACE] A missile was shot into my chest!

[ACE] A mom,

[ACE] Can I steal you for a sec?

[ACE] Chip needs to feel safe.

[ACE] No!

[ACE] Oh!

[ACE] Ooh, is that a band aid?

[ACE] PB just needs to love herself

[ACE] Sorry, we got other plans.

[ACE] There's no other way to put it.

[ACE] We're gonna have to work on that.

[ACE] Well, when you love somebody,

[ADVENTUROUS MUSIC PLAYING]

[ALARM BEEPING]

[ALARM BLARING]

[ALARM BLARING]

[ALL CONTINUE SCREAMING]

[ALL GASP]

[ALL GASP]

[ALL GRUNTING]

[ALL MUNCHING]

[ALL MUNCHING]

[ALL SCREAMING]

[ALL SCREAMING]

[ALL SCREAMING]

[ALL SCREAMING]

[ALL SIGH IN RELIEF]

[ALL] "Will be more than free!"

[AMUSING MUSIC PLAYING]

[AMUSING MUSIC PLAYING]

[AMUSING MUSIC STOPS]

[AMUSING MUSIC STOPS]

[ANIMAL] What about me?

[AQUAMAN GRUNTS, LAUGHS]

[AQUAMAN GRUNTS]

[AUTOMATED VOICE] LexCorp power suit engaged.

[BABY COOING]

[BABY COOING]

[BABY CRYING]

[BABY GRUNTS]

[BABY LAUGHING]

[BABY SQUEALS, LAUGHING]

[BARKING]

[BARKING]

[BARKING]

[BARKING]

[BARKING]

[BARKING]

[BARKING]

[BARKING]

[BARKING]

[BARKS, WHINES]

[BARKS]

[BARKS]

[BARKS]

[BARKS]

[BARKS]

[BARKS]

[BARKS]

[BARKS]

[BATMAN CHUCKLES]

[BATMAN GROANS]

[BATMAN GRUNTS]

[BATMAN] Hey! Stop chewing on that Batarang.

[BEEPING]

[BELL TINKLING]

[BIRD CAWING]

[BIRD CAWING]

[BIRDS SCREECHING]

[BOTH GASP]

[BOTH GASPING]

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[BOTH SCREAMING]

[BOTH SCREAMING]

[BOTH SNIFFING]

[BOTH] No one ever getting past my impenetrable defenses.

[BREATHES HEAVILY] PB, I'm gonna need you

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

[BUILDING CRASHING, RUMBLING]

[BUILDING RUMBLING]

[BUILDING RUMBLING]

[CAGES RATTLING]

[CAR ALARMS BLARING]

[CAR HORN HONKING]

[CHEWS LOUDLY]

[CHIP GROANS]

[CHIP MUFFLED] Is he okay?

[CHIP MUFFLED] Yay. My destiny awaits.

[CHIP PANTING]

[CHIP SCREAMING]

[CHIP] Ay!

[CHOMPING]

[CHOMPING]

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

[CHUCKLES SHEEPISHLY] Whoops.

[CHUCKLES, BURPS]

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES] And no way Superman was in there

[CHUCKLES] I thought I told you guys to stay put.

[CHUCKLES] Look, there's one, too.

[CHUCKLES] They're gonna need a longer montage.

[CHUCKLES] Well, clearly, I've been hacked.

[CHUCKLES] Wow! You really did study.

[CHUCKLING] Hey. You liked my little joke?

[CHUCKLING] You'll be a pancake.

[CLARK GROANING]

[CLARK MUMBLING]

[CLARK] All right, boy,

[CLARK] Wait a minute.

[CLEARS THROAT]

[CLEARS THROAT]

[CLICKS TONGUE]

[COLLAR CHIMING]

[CONTINUES GROANING]

[COUGHING]

[COUGHS] Prenup. [CLEARS THROAT]

[CRACKLING]

[CRACKLING]

[CRASHING]

[CRASHING]

[CRASHING]

[CROWD GASPING]

[CRYING STOPS]

[CRYING]

[CRYING]

[CYBORG] Don't mess up my half fro!

[CYBORG] Hey, smokey.

[DEEP VOICE] I ate the FedEx guy.

[DINGING]

[DISTANT BOOM]

[DISTANT EXPLOSION]

[DISTORTED VOICE] I said, kneel!

[DISTORTED VOICE] Kneel before Lulu.

[DOG EL] Hmm.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC FADES]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC FADES]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC INTENSIFIES]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS]

[DRY HEAVING]

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]

[ELEVATOR DINGS]

[ENGINE ROARING]

[EVIL CHUCKLE]

[EXPLOSION]

[EXPLOSION]

[FLASH AND MERTON LAUGHING]

[FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYING]

[GAGS, GROANS]

[GAGS]

[GARBAGE CLATTERING]

[GASPING]

[GASPING] Banana! Get me... Get me a banana! Hurry up!

[GASPS, GROWLS]

[GASPS, GRUNTS]

[GASPS, SCREAMING]

[GASPS]

[GASPS]

[GASPS]

[GASPS]

[GASPS] Fly over there.

[GASPS] Guys, I'm small!

[GASPS] I got Lulu's scent.

[GASPS] I love when he talks about the farm!

[GASPS] Right. Wonder Pig, still working on the name,

[GASPS] Superman?

[GASPS] You had an owner.

[GASPS] You have a date?

[GIGGLES]

[GREEN LANTERN GRUNTS]

[GREEN LANTERN LAUGHS]

[GREEN LANTERN] Ah!

[GRENADE PIN CLINKS]

[GROANING LOUDLY]

[GROANING, YELLS]

[GROANING]

[GROANING]

[GROANING]

[GROANING]

[GROANING]

[GROANING]

[GROANING]

[GROANING]

[GROANING]

[GROANING]

[GROANING]

[GROANING] They always put it in the cheese.

[GROANS, WHIMPERING]

[GROANS]

[GROANS]

[GROANS]

[GROANS]

[GROANS]

[GROANS]

[GROANS]

[GROANS]

[GROANS]

[GROANS]

[GROANS]

[GROANS]

[GROANS] Merton, we don't have time.

[GROWLING]

[GROWLS]

[GROWLS]

[GROWLS]

[GROWLS]

[GROWLS]

[GROWLS]

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTING] Like... this!

[GRUNTS, LAUGHS]

[GRUNTS, LAUGHS] Hey.

[GRUNTS, SCREAMS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS] Tap out, and I'll let you out.

[GUINEA PIG 1] Thanks, Krypto!

[GUINEA PIG 2] I'm coming home, son!

[GUINEA PIG GROWLS]

[GUINEA PIG SCREECHES]

[GUINEA PIGS CHEERING]

[GUINEA PIGS SNARLING]

[GUINEA PIGS SNARLING]

[GUINEA PIGS SQUEAKING]

[GULPS]

[HELICOPTER THUDS]

[HEROIC MUSIC FADES]

[HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[HEROIC MUSIC STOPS]

[HEROIC MUSIC SWELLS, STOPS]

[HORN HONKS]

[HOTLINE OPERATOR] You've reached the Justice League emergency line.

[HUMMING]

[IN DEEP VOICE] is about to go ham.

[IN DEEP VOICE] Merton, hit it.

[IN NORMAL VOICE] I'm fine, I'm fine.

[IN SING SONG VOICE] I'm not telling. [CHUCKLES]

[IN SLOW MOTION] I love you.

[INTERCOM RINGING]

[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]

[JOR EL] I'm afraid it's the only way.

[JOR EL] Krypto, no!

[JUSTICE LEAGUE GRUNTING]

[KEITH AND MARK COUGHING]

[KEITH] Okay, our intel indicates a dog has been mutated.

[KNUCKLES CRACKING]

[KRYPTO GASPS]

[KRYPTO GASPS]

[KRYPTO GROANS]

[KRYPTO GRUNTS]

[KRYPTO PANTING]

[KRYPTO PANTING] Where is she? Where...?

[KRYPTO WHIMPERING]

[KRYPTO WHINES]

[KRYPTO WHINES]

[KRYPTO] All right.

[KRYPTO] Even if it hurts?

[KRYPTO] How fun was that?

[KRYPTO] I'm not so sure about that.

[KRYPTO] It's no use.

[KRYPTO] My toy.

[KRYPTO] Squeezy Bruce has been retrieved.

[KRYPTO] Squeezy Bruce retrieved.

[KRYPTO] Stand down.

[KRYPTO] Thank you.

[KRYPTO] Uh, that's one way to put it.

[KRYPTO] What's the matter?

[KRYPTONITE PULSING]

[KRYPTONITE PULSING]

[LARA] Are you sure about this?

[LAUGHING MALICIOUSLY]

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

[LAUGHING MENACINGLY]

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING] Did ya...?

[LAUGHING] Let's see if you can catch it now.

[LAUGHS, GASPS]

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS] Okay, where were we?

[LEX] Hello, gorgeous.

[LEX] Hello?

[LEX] Hey, Lois Lane.

[LEX] Superman.

[LEX] Uh, yeah, funny story.

[LEX] Yes, gotta admit, doesn't feel great.

[LOIS LAUGHS]

[LOIS SCREAMING]

[LOIS] Oh, thank goodness you're okay.

[LOIS] What? You can fly?

[LULU CONTINUES LAUGHING]

[LULU GRUNTING]

[LULU GRUNTS, GROANS]

[LULU GRUNTS]

[LULU GRUNTS]

[LULU GRUNTS]

[LULU LAUGHS]

[LULU LAUGHS]

[LULU ROARS]

[LULU SQUEAKING]

[LULU SQUEAKING]

[LULU] I am a few guineas short of a pig.

[LULU] Oh, I didn't know they were gonna be so sad.

[LULU] Oh. It's you. Hi.

[LULU] One more step and the puppy gets it.

[LULU] This is it.

[LULU] Who gets to live, doggy?

[MACHINE BEEPING LOUDLY]

[MACHINE BEEPING RAPIDLY]

[MACHINE BEEPING]

[MAN 1 GASPS]

[MAN 2] Ah!

[MAN CLEARS THROAT]

[MAN] That dog's a hero!

[MAN] Why are they so mad?

[MARK COUGHING]

[MARK] Are you sure about this?

[MELANCHOLIC MUSIC CONTINUES]

[MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[MEOWS]

[MEOWS]

[MEOWS]

[MEOWS]

[MEOWS]

[MERCY GRUNTS]

[MERTON GASPS]

[MERTON GRUNTS]

[MERTON LAUGHING]

[MERTON] I think the rescue lady's coming!

[MERTON] Oh! Little turn of events!

[MERTON] Whoa!

[METAL CREAKING]

[METAL CREAKING]

[METAL CREAKING]

[MUD SQUELCHES]

[MUFFLED] Ay, she's going to see us.

[MUMBLING] I don't have my powers.

[MUNCHING]

[MUSIC STOPS]

[MUSIC STOPS]

[NORMAL VOICE] Classic evil. Lex would be so proud.

[OBJECTS CLATTERING]

[OMINOUS MUSIC CONTINUES]

[OMINOUS MUSIC FADES]

[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

[OMINOUS MUSIC RESUMES]

[OMINOUS MUSIC STOPS]

[OMINOUS MUSIC SWELLS]

[PANTING]

[PANTING]

[PANTING]

[PANTING]

[PATTY] Nope.

[PAUL HOLLYWOOD] It's quite wet right underneath as well.

[PB GROANING]

[PB GRUNTING]

[PB GRUNTS]

[PB GRUNTS]

[PB] Looks like he's still breathing.

[PB] Oh, my gosh.

[PEOPLE GASPING]

[PEOPLE GASPING]

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

[PILOT AND LOIS SCREAMING]

[PILOT YELPS]

[PUPPY WHINING]

[PURRING]

[RADIO PRESENTER] Metropolis 97.2...

[REPORTER] Built to house fearsome superpowered criminals,

[REPORTER] Mister Mxyzptlk has finally been defeated.

[REPORTER] Thwarted by the Justice League,

[ROARS]

[ROARS]

[ROARS]

[ROARS]

[ROARS]

[ROBOT GUARD] Intruders. Intruders.

[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[RUMBLING]

[RUMBLING]

[RUMBLING]

[SCATTING NERVOUSLY]

[SCOFFS] I don't understand why you're not getting this.

[SCOFFS] Well, look at you being a dog.

[SCOFFS] You can't own me. I'm a wild animal.

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMS, GRUNTS]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREECHES]

[SCREECHES]

[SCREECHES]

[SEAGULL SQUAWKING]

[SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

[SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

[SHOUTS] Lex!

[SIGHS IN EXASPERATION]

[SIGHS SOFTLY]

[SIGHS WEARILY]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS] Even with powers, I'm nothing like Wonder Woman.

[SIGHS] I can't do anything

[SIGHS] Keep an eye on Supes for me.

[SIGHS] Man, I hate bein' invulnerable.

[SIGHS] Maybe one of us should go talk to him.

[SIGHS] Remember me when I'm gone, Fabrizio.

[SIGHS] That monster is lucky I don't have my heat vision.

[SIGHS] You guys are terrible superheroes.

[SIGHS] You never forget your first time.

[SIGHS] You think I'm cute.

[SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING]

[SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING]

[SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING]

[SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING]

[SINISTER MUSIC SWELLS]

[SIREN BLARING]

[SIREN BLARING]

[SLOW INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

[SLURPING]

[SMACKING LIPS]

[SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]

[SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKER]

[SNARLING]

[SNIFFING]

[SNIFFING] Well, that does smell like sandalwood.

[SNIFFLES] I'm sorry.

[SNIFFS]

[SNIFFS] And on that corner...

[SNIFFS] Oh!

[SNIFFS] She was a heavy crier.

[SNIFFS] She's this way.

[SNIFFS] Someone threw a perfectly good pizza crust in that dumpster right there.

[SNIFFS] That corner right there... Oh, no. Dang.

[SNIFFS] Uh huh.

[SNORING LOUDLY]

[SNORING]

[SOBBING]

[SOFT MUSIC FADES]

[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS]

[SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYING]

[SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING]

[SQUEAKS]

[SQUEAKS]

[SQUEALS]

[SQUEALS] So beautiful!

[STIRRING MUSIC PLAYING]

[STIRRING MUSIC PLAYING]

[STRAINING]

[SUPER PETS GRUNTING]

[SUPERHERO] Superman.

[SUPERMAN CHUCKLES]

[SUPERMAN EXCLAIMS]

[SUPERMAN GRUNTING]

[SUPERMAN GRUNTS]

[SUPERMAN] Help.

[SUPERMAN] Hey, Lois.

[SUPERMAN] Hmm.

[SUPERMAN] No.

[SUPERMAN] Who threw that kryptonite back into space?

[SUPERMAN] Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?

[SUPERMAN] You forgot one thing, Lex.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

[THUNDER RUMBLING]

[TIRES SCREECHING]

[TIRES SCREECHING]

[TOILET FLUSHES]

[TOY SQUEAKING]

[TOY SQUEAKING]

[TOY SQUEAKING]

[TOY SQUEAKING]

[TOY SQUEAKS]

[TRADITIONAL POP MUSIC PLAYING]

[TRAIN HORN BLARING]

[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING]

[UP TEMPO ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING]

[UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING]

[VAL STONES ON TV] You always bake for a reason.

[WATER SPLASHES]

[WEAKLY] Help, Krypto...

[WEAKLY] I... I usually "Pup, up, and away."

[WHIMPERING]

[WHIMPERING]

[WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

[WHINES]

[WHINES]

[WHINES]

[WHINES]

[WHINING]

[WHINING]

[WHISKERS IN SING SONG VOICE] One, two, kitty's coming for you.

[WHISKERS LAUGHING MENACINGLY]

[WHISKERS LAUGHING MENACINGLY]

[WHISKERS LAUGHING MENACINGLY]

[WHISKERS] I still have eight more lives.

[WHISPERS] You're right, you do have friends.

[WHISTLES MENACINGLY]

[YAWNING] Whoa!

[YAWNS]

[YELLING]

[YELLS]

[YELLS]

[YELLS]

[YELPS]

[YELPS]

[YELPS] Oh!

♪ ...I really love you ♪

♪ ...that I ever had ♪

♪ 'Cause baby now we got bad blood ♪

♪ And I can count on you ♪

♪ And I can count on you ♪

♪ And I can do any... ♪

♪ And I don't think we can solve... ♪

♪ And I love the things ♪

♪ And now I'm standin' here hopin' it gets to you ♪

♪ And now I'm standin' here hopin' this gets to you ♪

♪ And the squirrel is sad ♪

♪ But they'll block the view ♪

♪ But time moves faster replaying your laughter ♪

♪ Cause now you're so far away and I'm down ♪

♪ Cause you could be the one that I love ♪

♪ Cause you could be the one that I love ♪

♪ Could be the reason you can't sleep at night ♪

♪ Could be the reason you can't sleep at night ♪

♪ Disaster ♪

♪ Even when you know where ♪

♪ Feelin' like a face in the crowd ♪

♪ Filled with good and bad days ♪

♪ How is it in London London ♪

♪ I am Superman ♪

♪ I could be the one that you dream of ♪

♪ I could be the one that you dream of ♪

♪ I don't need a friend ♪

♪ I got you to help me forgive ♪

♪ I love ♪

♪ I really love the things that you do ♪

♪ I'm reachin' for you terrified ♪

♪ If I'll ever see you again ♪

♪ Is love, sweet love ♪

♪ It's the only thing ♪

♪ It's you you're all I see ♪

♪ La di da di da ♪

♪ Life can be a long maze ♪

♪ Look how you've made me made me ♪

♪ Message in a bottle is all I can do ♪

♪ Message in a bottle is all I can do ♪

♪ Message in a bottle is all I can do ♪

♪ Message in a bottle is all I can do ♪

♪ My only friend is Superman ♪

♪ Oh you're my best friend ♪

♪ Ooh you make me live ♪

♪ Ooh you make me live ♪

♪ Ooh you make me live ♪

♪ Ooh you make me live ♪

♪ So set it free and smile through the sorrow ♪

♪ Standin' here hopin' it gets to you ♪

♪ Standin' here hopin' it gets to you ♪

♪ Standin' here hopin' it gets to you ♪

♪ Standin' here hopin' it gets to you ♪

♪ Supes is my friend ♪

♪ That I ever had ♪

♪ That only means there's room ♪

♪ That there's just too little of ♪

♪ That's what friends do ♪

♪ That's what friends do ♪

♪ The dogs are sad ♪

♪ The guinea pig is sad ♪

♪ The turtle's sad ♪

♪ These days I'm restless Work days are endless ♪

♪ To dream a different dream ♪

♪ Walls can make you feel safe ♪

♪ We all come from somewhere ♪

♪ What the world needs now ♪

♪ Whatever this world can give to me ♪

♪ Whenever this world is cruel to me ♪

♪ Where are you while I'm wonderin' ♪

♪ You can count on me ♪

♪ You can count on me ♪

♪ You could be the one that I keep and I I I ♪

♪ You could be the one that I keep and I I I ♪

♪ You could be the one that I love ♪

♪ You could be the one that I love ♪

♪ You could be the one that I love ♪

♪ You know I'll never be lonely ♪

♪ You know it used to be mad love ♪

♪ You'll be the brightest light this world has ever seen ♪

♪ You'll see, that when your heart feels hollow ♪

♪ You're my sunshine and I want you to know ♪