The Penguin Soundboard Edit

A plan is forming

Ah the direct approach I admire that in a man with a mask

All I want in return is a chance to find my mom and dad a chance to find out who they are and thusly who I am

And I don't think I like you anymore!

Burn baby burn!

But what it all comes down to is who's holding the umbrella

Gentlemen start your screaming

I am not a human being! I am an animal! cold blooded!

I believe the word you're looking for is aaaaaah!

I don't like surprises

I'd like to fill her void

In the duck!

Just the pussy i've been looking for

Maybe you're just a screwed up sorority chick who's getting back at her daddy for not buying her that pony when she turned sweet 16

Right now my troops are fanning out across town for your children! yes! for your first born sons!

Still could be worse my nose could be gushing blood

The ones you left defenseless at home so you could dress up like jerks get juiced and dance badly!

They wouldn't put me on a pedestal so i'm laying them on a slab!

Touch of the bubbly

True I was their number one son and they treated me like number two

Wait don't tell me naked sexual charisma

Why is there always someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech

You gotta admit I played this stinking city like a harp from hell!

You gotta admit I played this stinking city like a harp from hell! (2)

You're just jealous because i'm a genuine freak and you have to wear a mask!