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Ah, sweet.
Ah, sweet.
Ah, that's good old fashioned family racism.
Ah, that's good old fashioned family racism.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Aha.
Aha.
All I care about is that we have our alone time.
All I care about is that we have our alone time.
All right, you know what? If you're not gonna laugh, then I'm not gonna keep you company.
All right, you know what? If you're not gonna laugh, then I'm not gonna keep you company.
Alright then, let's do it.
Alright then, let's do it.
Alright, it sucks.
Alright, it sucks.
And at the end of the day, if you're exhausted and your face is dripping wet, well, that just means you did a good job.
And at the end of the day, if you're exhausted and your face is dripping wet, well, that just means you did a good job.
And I'll pleasure myself to your photos.
And I'll pleasure myself to your photos.
And I've got a proposal that I guarantee you can't refuse.
And I've got a proposal that I guarantee you can't refuse.
And let's do it.
And let's do it.
And that, people, is what grinds my gears.
And that, people, is what grinds my gears.
And to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is, is, is, is just bogus.
And to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is, is, is, is just bogus.
And what, uh, what's going on?
And what, uh, what's going on?
Anybody horny?
Anybody horny?
Are we gonna go out?
Are we gonna go out?
Are you guys are crazy?
Are you guys are crazy?
As everybody doing.
As everybody doing.
Awesome.
Awesome.
Awful lot of honkies in here.
Awful lot of honkies in here.
Bam bam bam.
Bam bam bam.
Bam bam, bam, bam bam.
Bam bam, bam, bam bam.
Bitch.
Bitch.
Booga booga booga booga booga.
Booga booga booga booga booga.
Boy, I tell you that really grinds my gears.
Boy, I tell you that really grinds my gears.
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears.
Bunch of honeydew.
Bunch of honeydew.
But I don't see you coming up with anything.
But I don't see you coming up with anything.
But I've decided to do something about it.
But I've decided to do something about it.
By establishing the National Association for the Advancement of Fat People.
By establishing the National Association for the Advancement of Fat People.
Captain Kirk.
Captain Kirk.
Chill.
Chill.
Clean mess.
Clean mess.
Clean Peter mess.
Clean Peter mess.
Cleveland.
Cleveland.
Close, but still no.
Close, but still no.
Cocaine.
Cocaine.
Come on man, that's not fair.
Come on man, that's not fair.
Come on, take the starter off your pants.
Come on, take the starter off your pants.
Crying
Crying
Crystal Pepsi.
Crystal Pepsi.
Damn it.
Damn it.
Damn stupid Penguins.
Damn stupid Penguins.
Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead.
Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead.
Did you just say I was fat?
Did you just say I was fat?
Did you witness the events that took place on that fateful day?
Did you witness the events that took place on that fateful day?
Diego.
Diego.
Do you think so?
Do you think so?
Do you think so?
Do you think so?
Does it mean I don't gotta pay?
Does it mean I don't gotta pay?
Don't try any of your salesman funny business.
Don't try any of your salesman funny business.
Douchebags.
Douchebags.
Either my esophagus just got shorter or I'm about to throw up.
Either my esophagus just got shorter or I'm about to throw up.
Ella Fitzgerald Griffin.
Ella Fitzgerald Griffin.
England.
England.
Ey!
Ey!
Ey.
Ey.
Filthy, stinky prostitute.
Filthy, stinky prostitute.
For God's sake.
For God's sake.
From what?
From what?
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Gay.
Gay.
Genital warts?
Genital warts?
Get out of this house.
Get out of this house.
Get out. Get out of this house.
Get out. Get out of this house.
Gina Davis.
Gina Davis.
God damn you for being so funny.
God damn you for being so funny.
Good morning Hebrews in sheep brews.
Good morning Hebrews in sheep brews.
Good, good, good.
Good, good, good.
Good, good, good. Yeah. Yeah. They're too good. Matter of fact.
Good, good, good. Yeah. Yeah. They're too good. Matter of fact.
Goodnight losers.
Goodnight losers.
Goodnight morons.
Goodnight morons.
Half naked, would you? Would you little outfits?
Half naked, would you? Would you little outfits?
Have a good night, Shane.
Have a good night, Shane.
He would travel from place to place, putting things right that once went wrong and hoping each time that his next leap would be the leap home.
He would travel from place to place, putting things right that once went wrong and hoping each time that his next leap would be the leap home.
Hello, Shelly.
Hello, Shelly.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey there bro. How's it going?
Hey there bro. How's it going?
Hey there, bro.
Hey there, bro.
Hey, hey, it's Peter Griffin.
Hey, hey, it's Peter Griffin.
Hey, hey, somebody hey.
Hey, hey, somebody hey.
Hey, how about all those coupons in the Sunday paper, right, some good deals there.
Hey, how about all those coupons in the Sunday paper, right, some good deals there.
Hey, how are ya?
Hey, how are ya?
Hey, how'd you like to lose a bunch of teeth?
Hey, how'd you like to lose a bunch of teeth?
Hey, how's it going?
Hey, how's it going?
Hey, I'm Peter.
Hey, I'm Peter.
Hey, love you.
Hey, love you.
Hey, you guys seen my son?
Hey, you guys seen my son?
Hey, you know, I went into a store last week and they wanted 800 bucks for a TV, but I pushed them down to 500.
Hey, you know, I went into a store last week and they wanted 800 bucks for a TV, but I pushed them down to 500.
Hey, you're crazy.
Hey, you're crazy.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hi, I'm Peter Griffin.
Hi, I'm Peter Griffin.
How am I gonna come up with that kind of money?
How am I gonna come up with that kind of money?
How do you deal with?
How do you deal with?
How inappropriate of me.
How inappropriate of me.
How you doing?
How you doing?
How? That's right. How inappropriate of me.
How? That's right. How inappropriate of me.
How'd you like to lose a bunch of teeth?
How'd you like to lose a bunch of teeth?
Huh.
Huh.
I am from Japan.
I am from Japan.
I can't drive, I don't know when to cross the street, and I took a dump in a church confessional, which I guess they frown upon if you're not homeless.
I can't drive, I don't know when to cross the street, and I took a dump in a church confessional, which I guess they frown upon if you're not homeless.
I don't have to take that from you.
I don't have to take that from you.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't really know that much about any kinky stuff.
I don't really know that much about any kinky stuff.
I don't wanna.
I don't wanna.
I got a coupon for Sizzler with your name on it.
I got a coupon for Sizzler with your name on it.
I hate that.
I hate that.
I have a triple cheeseburger and a large fries.
I have a triple cheeseburger and a large fries.
I have something to tell you.
I have something to tell you.
I haven't been this disappointed since I lost my virginity.
I haven't been this disappointed since I lost my virginity.
I haven't felt this out of place since that week I lived with Superman.
I haven't felt this out of place since that week I lived with Superman.
I I I don't. I can't.
I I I don't. I can't.
I just found out I'm retarded.
I just found out I'm retarded.
I know what this is.
I know what this is.
I know what you want.
I know what you want.
I need to talk to you about something kind of personal.
I need to talk to you about something kind of personal.
I want you to shave my back.
I want you to shave my back.
I'll get to you in a moment, Sir.
I'll get to you in a moment, Sir.
I'm a Jehovah's witness here to spread the good news of the story of Jesus Christ.
I'm a Jehovah's witness here to spread the good news of the story of Jesus Christ.
I'm a Jehovah's witness.
I'm a Jehovah's witness.
I'm fat.
I'm fat.
I'm gonna be a Mormon.
I'm gonna be a Mormon.
I'm gonna help make this a fat man's world.
I'm gonna help make this a fat man's world.
I'm gonna punch you right in the stomach.
I'm gonna punch you right in the stomach.
I'm not quite sure how to say this.
I'm not quite sure how to say this.
I'm not really sure what to do here.
I'm not really sure what to do here.
I'm Peter Griffin.
I'm Peter Griffin.
I'm Peter Griffin.
I'm Peter Griffin.
I'm tasting you right now and it tastes awful.
I'm tasting you right now and it tastes awful.
I've been wanting to talk to you about something.
I've been wanting to talk to you about something.
If I die tomorrow, there's nothing people would Remember Me for.
If I die tomorrow, there's nothing people would Remember Me for.
Instead, I'm gonna eat the whore out of you.
Instead, I'm gonna eat the whore out of you.
Is it perfect? No.
Is it perfect? No.
Is that that now, Mrs that's that.
Is that that now, Mrs that's that.
Is that what you're trying to why? Why you leaping around there, throwing those things all up and over there on my face?
Is that what you're trying to why? Why you leaping around there, throwing those things all up and over there on my face?
Is there going to be any nudity?
Is there going to be any nudity?
It sort of turns out that I'm technically mentally retarded.
It sort of turns out that I'm technically mentally retarded.
It's going to happen.
It's going to happen.
It's hard, jagged and tastes like alcohol.
It's hard, jagged and tastes like alcohol.
It's just not doing it today.
It's just not doing it today.
It's not like we're gonna have a gay sex orgy in the living room.
It's not like we're gonna have a gay sex orgy in the living room.
Jackass.
Jackass.
Jackass.
Jackass.
Jackie Chan.
Jackie Chan.
Jaja.
Jaja.
Je.
Je.
Jesus a Christ.
Jesus a Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus was a miracle worker.
Jesus was a miracle worker.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Joan.
Joan.
Joe.
Joe.
John kushak.
John kushak.
Just let me do all the work.
Just let me do all the work.
Kaiser Permanente.
Kaiser Permanente.
Kirk.
Kirk.
Kobe Bryant.
Kobe Bryant.
Lara Flynn Boyle.
Lara Flynn Boyle.
Let me give you a minute to absorb that.
Let me give you a minute to absorb that.
Let me just go ahead and stop you right.
Let me just go ahead and stop you right.
Like hell you were.
Like hell you were.
Like that guy who convinced me to buy that pet Tyrannosaurus.
Like that guy who convinced me to buy that pet Tyrannosaurus.
Lindsay Lohan.
Lindsay Lohan.
Lois.
Lois.
Lois.
Lois.
Look at all these prostitutes.
Look at all these prostitutes.
Love you.
Love you.
Made.
Made.
Marie Claire.
Marie Claire.
Me.
Me.
Meg.
Meg.
Mel freaking way.
Mel freaking way.
Mel Gibson.
Mel Gibson.
My name's Peter.
My name's Peter.
My whole world has been turned upside down. Black is east, up is white.
My whole world has been turned upside down. Black is east, up is white.
No one's cleaned my belly button in a long time.
No one's cleaned my belly button in a long time.
No, no, this is Peter Griffin.
No, no, this is Peter Griffin.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Not necessarily.
Not necessarily.
Now feel my warm breath on the nape of your neck.
Now feel my warm breath on the nape of your neck.
Oh my God, you're serious.
Oh my God, you're serious.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh, come on buddy, you owe me.
Oh, come on buddy, you owe me.
Oh, oh God. Sorry, sorry.
Oh, oh God. Sorry, sorry.
Ohh boy.
Ohh boy.
Ohh crap.
Ohh crap.
Ohh gay.
Ohh gay.
Ohh God ohh you OK alright honey.
Ohh God ohh you OK alright honey.
Ohh God that is nasty.
Ohh God that is nasty.
Ohh God.
Ohh God.
Ohh I love you so much.
Ohh I love you so much.
Ohh I love you so much. Delicious French fry wife.
Ohh I love you so much. Delicious French fry wife.
Ohh man, how am I gonna come up with that kind of money?
Ohh man, how am I gonna come up with that kind of money?
Ohh no I broke my hip.
Ohh no I broke my hip.
Ohh no no no no no no.
Ohh no no no no no no.
Ohh no.
Ohh no.
Ohh screw you.
Ohh screw you.
Ohh sorry I dialed the wrong number.
Ohh sorry I dialed the wrong number.
Ohh yeah.
Ohh yeah.
Ohh yeah.
Ohh yeah.
Ohh yeah.
Ohh yeah.
Ohh, come on.
Ohh, come on.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
Our sun would like to plow you.
Our sun would like to plow you.
Paid, yeah.
Paid, yeah.
Parents need to control their kids.
Parents need to control their kids.
Pasadena.
Pasadena.
Peekaboo.
Peekaboo.
Pepsi.
Pepsi.
Peter Griffin.
Peter Griffin.
Peter Griffin.
Peter Griffin.
Peter.
Peter.
Power right nakisha.
Power right nakisha.
Prostitutes.
Prostitutes.
Q.
Q.
Really.
Really.
Say good night, your bum.
Say good night, your bum.
Shelly.
Shelly.
Show you where you ever been with a woman.
Show you where you ever been with a woman.
Shut the hell up.
Shut the hell up.
So you guys are from Canada?
So you guys are from Canada?
Somebody's come up with a new priest and a rabbi joke in like 30 years.
Somebody's come up with a new priest and a rabbi joke in like 30 years.
Sorry about that.
Sorry about that.
Sorry, I accidentally gave you VD.
Sorry, I accidentally gave you VD.
South America.
South America.
Stacked a bunch of honeydew.
Stacked a bunch of honeydew.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Strange lady.
Strange lady.
Surprise.
Surprise.
Sweet.
Sweet.
Ted Danson.
Ted Danson.
Tell me what you want.
Tell me what you want.
Terrific.
Terrific.
Thank you, sweetie.
Thank you, sweetie.
That is awesome.
That is awesome.
That is nasty.
That is nasty.
That turn you on?
That turn you on?
That's the smartest thing I've ever heard anyone say about anything.
That's the smartest thing I've ever heard anyone say about anything.
That's the way it is. It's nobody's fault.
That's the way it is. It's nobody's fault.
The five.
The five.
The girls are stupid anyway.
The girls are stupid anyway.
The passion of the Christ.
The passion of the Christ.
The son of a bitch.
The son of a bitch.
This is gonna be a fun afternoon.
This is gonna be a fun afternoon.
This is more awkward than having sex with a rhinoceros who doesn't love you anymore.
This is more awkward than having sex with a rhinoceros who doesn't love you anymore.
This is Peter Griffin.
This is Peter Griffin.
This sucks.
This sucks.
Truly disgusting.
Truly disgusting.
Truly disgusting. Like salty garbage.
Truly disgusting. Like salty garbage.
Uh.
Uh.
Um.
Um.
Umm.
Umm.
Vicious. Terrible.
Vicious. Terrible.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait, wait, hang on a second.
Wait, wait, hang on a second.
We all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone.
We all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone.
We attach.
We attach.
We're gonna have to have an orgy.
We're gonna have to have an orgy.
We're scary.
We're scary.
Well then we are on two different wavelengths.
Well then we are on two different wavelengths.
Well, excuse me for being retarded.
Well, excuse me for being retarded.
Well, I don't know what to do. I mean, I don't really know that much about any kinky stuff.
Well, I don't know what to do. I mean, I don't really know that much about any kinky stuff.
Well, I don't know where it says it because the Bible is way too long to read.
Well, I don't know where it says it because the Bible is way too long to read.
Well, I guess I should be going.
Well, I guess I should be going.
Well, I say it's wrong.
Well, I say it's wrong.
Well, I tell you what you want. You want nothing.
Well, I tell you what you want. You want nothing.
Well, I will see you Monday.
Well, I will see you Monday.
Well, let's just say I know my way around a hole.
Well, let's just say I know my way around a hole.
Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, you know, I took this test and it sort of turns out that I'm technically mentally retarded.
Well, you know, I took this test and it sort of turns out that I'm technically mentally retarded.
What a glorious ******* day.
What a glorious ******* day.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What are you trying to do, get me fired?
What are you trying to do, get me fired?
What are you trying to say?
What are you trying to say?
What do you say you and me go get a couple of beers?
What do you say you and me go get a couple of beers?
What do you want?
What do you want?
What if I could just move it an inch where you attach me?
What if I could just move it an inch where you attach me?
What if I sold you my daughter?
What if I sold you my daughter?
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell is happening to you?
What the hell is happening to you?
What the hell is that?
What the hell is that?
What the hell is your problem?
What the hell is your problem?
What the hell?
What the hell?
What was the point of all that?
What was the point of all that?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? I don't know any better.
What? I don't know any better.
What? What do you what do you want?
What? What do you what do you want?
What? What's going on in there?
What? What's going on in there?
What's for dinner?
What's for dinner?
What's going on in there?
What's going on in there?
What's going on, buddy?
What's going on, buddy?
What's going on?
What's going on?
When I'm when I'm in a restaurant right, trying to enjoy my dinner and and little baby junior son of a bitch over there is screaming his head off.
When I'm when I'm in a restaurant right, trying to enjoy my dinner and and little baby junior son of a bitch over there is screaming his head off.
Where exactly in the Bible does it say a man can't fire off some knuckle children in the privacy of his own neighbors living room while his neighbors at work because I don't have a DVD player.
Where exactly in the Bible does it say a man can't fire off some knuckle children in the privacy of his own neighbors living room while his neighbors at work because I don't have a DVD player.
Where'd you get a stupid idea like that?
Where'd you get a stupid idea like that?
Who is this?
Who is this?
Who let you back in the house?
Who let you back in the house?
Who was the chick on Remington Steele?
Who was the chick on Remington Steele?
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
Whore, slut, bitch.
Whore, slut, bitch.
Why are you so fat?
Why are you so fat?
Why the hell didn't I see it coming?
Why the hell didn't I see it coming?
Why?
Why?
With all those little outfits jumping around here on stage.
With all those little outfits jumping around here on stage.
Would you be offended if I said I'd like to use your ass as a bongo drum?
Would you be offended if I said I'd like to use your ass as a bongo drum?
Wow, strange lady, you're so sexy.
Wow, strange lady, you're so sexy.
Wow, you are some kind of sorcerer.
Wow, you are some kind of sorcerer.
Wow.
Wow.
X-rated pornos and fully nude people fornicate for the camera and stuff comes out. Get my meaning.
X-rated pornos and fully nude people fornicate for the camera and stuff comes out. Get my meaning.
Yeah, priest and a rabbi go into the supermarket and the priest wants to buy a ham and the rabbi says I can't eat it like it's forbidden, couldn't eat it, not allowed. Pick. Pigs are like superhero...
Yeah, priest and a rabbi go into the supermarket and the priest wants to buy a ham and the rabbi says I can't eat it like it's forbidden, couldn't eat it, not allowed. Pick. Pigs are like superhero...
Yeah, that's a bunch of crap.
Yeah, that's a bunch of crap.
Yeah, that's right. I'm your daddy.
Yeah, that's right. I'm your daddy.
Yeah, this is gonna be a fun afternoon.
Yeah, this is gonna be a fun afternoon.
Yeah, you know, what the hell would you then? Yeah, go to hell. Go to hell.
Yeah, you know, what the hell would you then? Yeah, go to hell. Go to hell.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. You break all the rules, yeah.
Yeah. You break all the rules, yeah.
Yo, messy beast.
Yo, messy beast.
Yo, Shaun of a bitch.
Yo, Shaun of a bitch.
You America.
You America.
You are so fucking funny.
You are so fucking funny.
You are some kind of sorcerer.
You are some kind of sorcerer.
You can kick and scream all you want, but it's. It's going to happen.
You can kick and scream all you want, but it's. It's going to happen.
You can visit my ass.
You can visit my ass.
You can't get a Gaga Gaga Gaga.
You can't get a Gaga Gaga Gaga.
You clean for me.
You clean for me.
You clean mess.
You clean mess.
You clean Peter mess.
You clean Peter mess.
You dirty girl.
You dirty girl.
You don't deserve to have sex with me.
You don't deserve to have sex with me.
You ever been with a woman?
You ever been with a woman?
You filthy hobo.
You filthy hobo.
You gotta be yanking me.
You gotta be yanking me.
You gotta.
You gotta.
You know what really grinds my gears?
You know what really grinds my gears?
You know what would be in return.
You know what would be in return.
You know, I just wanted to ask, you know, how do you deal with it?
You know, I just wanted to ask, you know, how do you deal with it?
You look like if I touched you, you'd be sticky. And frankly, you smell bad.
You look like if I touched you, you'd be sticky. And frankly, you smell bad.
You made clean for me, Peter.
You made clean for me, Peter.
You made clean for me.
You made clean for me.
You made.
You made.
You owe me.
You owe me.
You suck.
You suck.
You wanna go at chimchar?
You wanna go at chimchar?
You wanna meet my wife?
You wanna meet my wife?
You want nothing.
You want nothing.
You.
You.
You.
You.
You.
You.
You're a businessman, I'm a businessman. And I've got a proposal that I guarantee you can't refuse.
You're a businessman, I'm a businessman. And I've got a proposal that I guarantee you can't refuse.
You're dead.
You're dead.
You're looking for an ass race.
You're looking for an ass race.
You're pretty much offensive to all 5 senses.
You're pretty much offensive to all 5 senses.
You're right. You're up there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer.
You're right. You're up there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer.
You're so sexy.
You're so sexy.
You've been pregnant for like 6 years. Alright, either have the baby or don't.
You've been pregnant for like 6 years. Alright, either have the baby or don't.
Your husband is never going to sleep with you again.
Your husband is never going to sleep with you again.
Your wife's cheating on you.
Your wife's cheating on you.
Your wife's cheating on you.
Your wife's cheating on you.
Zee.
Zee.
4.
4.
6.
6.
7.
7.
500.
500.
716 ounce steaks.
716 ounce steaks.
ああ。
ああ。
アラーム。
アラーム。
ええ?
ええ?
ええ?
ええ?
ええ?
ええ?
ええあ。
ええあ。
ええあ。
ええあ。
へえああ?
へえああ?
わわわ。
わわわ。