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Ah, no.
Ah, yeah.
Ah.
Am I pretty enough for a man?
And I hope this experience will bring us even closer together.
Angelina Jolie.
Are you drunk?
Are you sure?
Awesome.
Barry.
Bozo.
Bye.
Cool.
Do you know how long it's been since I've seen a woman?
Douche bag.
Everyone's laughing at me.
Gosh.
Ha ha.
Hahaha.
Haley.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey baby.
Hey, Trudy.
Holy cow, you just blew my mind.
Holy crap.
How?
I am the elf warrior of gallon drawer.
I can't believe I'm gonna die a virgin.
I I think I think I'm pregnant.
I just want to say how sorry I am and I hope this experience will bring us even closer together.
I just wish I was smoother with the ladies.
I steal your bag of holding, cut off your head with my vorpal blade, and throw your corpse in the fires of Lake Piracema.
I still have some questions about sex.
I talk a big game, but I actually know very little about sex.
I think I'm pregnant.
I'm sorry.
I'm Steve.
I've never stopped to ask the most important question of all.
It's Steve.
Kevin.
Lindsay.
Mind if I call you Jennifer?
My elf powers are invisibility, archery, and worthy hygiene.
No problem.
No.
No.
No. Ohh.
Now I'm never going to get a girl.
Now.
Ohh OK.
Ohh yeah right. Community College, big girl, big girl.
Ohh, come on.
Ohh.
Ohh.
OK.
Really.
Really.
Remember Me?
Roger.
Steve Smith.
Thank you, Satan.
Thank you.
Thanks.
This is Roger.
This sucks.
This sucks. Now I'm never gonna get a girl.
What am I supposed to do now?
What?
What?
What's your deal, Bozo?
Who's the loser now? Loser?
Why do you always have to make everything so complicated?
Wow.
Yeah, baby.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, well, you can forget it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yes. Oh my God. Score, score. Score. Score, score.
You think that diploma will help you land a better section when you're waitressing at the Olive Garden car?
You used me and you lied to me.
You're all just a bunch of users like my parents.
You're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
You're the most environmentally conscious self actualized feminist in the world.
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ああ。
わわわ。