Francine Smith Soundboard Edit

Absolutely.

Ah, sweetie. There was a 7080% chance of that happening anyway.

Ah, sweetie. There was a 7080% chance of that happening anyway.

Ah.

All right. Who are you and what have you done with my husband?

Are you from a religion? Because we're happy with the God we have now.

Are you from a religion? Because we're happy with the God we have now.

Bastard.

Betty sue.

Bitch.

Bitch.

Can I help you?

Can I help you?

Can I help you?

Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor.

Damn.

Do you know how much you'll screw up my life?

Egypt.

Francine Smith.

Francine Smith.

Francine.

Francine.

Get rocked on goldschlager like grown-ups.

Go sleep with another woman.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Goodnight.

Ha ha ha ha

Has your boss called to offer you your job back yet?

Has your boss called to offer you your job back yet?

Have we met before?

Helio.

Helio.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hey, excuse me.

Hey.

Hi.

How can you be so cruel?

How did you know my name?

I am cheating on my husband.

I am cheating on my husband.

I am gonna lose it.

I am gonna lose it.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know.

I don't understand.

I got your exclusive invitation under my windshield wiper.

I got your exclusive invitation under my windshield wiper.

I know.

I know.

I love you.

I told you so.

I was being sarcastic.

I was being sarcastic.

I'm not gonna end up a worn out hoe having breakfast for dinner with an abusive Persian.

I'm sorry, I don't know what that is.

I'm sorry, I don't know what that is.

I'm your wife.

It wasn't making love, it was sex. Mechanical, degrading, pulling gravel from my knees. Sex. It meant nothing.

Linda.

Mexico.

Mr Beauregard.

No way.

No.

No.

No.

No.

Now go be a father to your son, my strong black brother.

Now.

Of what's going on?

Oh my God.

Oh, I will find out what happened in Atlantic City, I guarantee you that.

Oh, just forget it.

Oh, really?

Oh, thank God.

Ohh no.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Ooh La La.

Or don't you get sarcasm, genius.

Or don't you get sarcasm, genius.

Santa.

Say what?

Say what?

Sex without love is meaningless.

Smith.

So help me God, I will cut your pretty faces.

Something happened in Atlantic City, didn't it?

Something happened in Atlantic City, didn't it?

Stan.

Steve.

Steve.

Stop it.

Stop over reacting.

Stop playing basketball and get married like the rest of us.

Thank you for calling Apple Tech support.

Thank you.

That doesn't make any sense.

That doesn't make any sense.

That's right.

Then you'll see that sex with somebody you don't love is no big deal.

This is ridiculous.

This is ridiculous.

This is the most inconsiderate thing you've ever done.

This isn't funny.

This isn't funny.

We all are.

We came to invite you to our block party.

We're happy with the God we have now.

We're married.

Well now I suppose not.

Well, no, I suppose not.

Well, you know, for your memory.

Well, you're home early.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you gonna do to me?

What are you selling?

What happened in Atlantic City?

What organization is that?

What the fuck is going on?

What the hell is going on here?

What the hell is going on?

What the hell?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What's going on?

What's wrong, honey?

When did you become so jaded?

Where are your neighbors Stan and Francine Smith?

Where are your neighbors Stan and Francine Smith?

Where have you been?

Who are you talking to?

Who are you talking to?

Who? Stop bickering. Time is precious. We have to make the most of our last 24 hours together.

Who? Stop bickering. Time is precious. We have to make the most of our last 24 hours together.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yep.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

You and I could go to a bar.

You are sorry.

You bastard.

You know, you seem very familiar. Have we met before?

You smug bastard.

You wanna dance, bitch?

You want me to make you happy with my mouth?

You're a smug bastard.

You're alive.

You're alive.

You're overreacting.

You're overreacting.

À.

あーあ。

ああああああああ。

ああああああああ。

ほら。