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Absolutely.
Ah, sweetie. There was a 70-80% chance of that happening anyway.
Ah.
All right. Who are you and what have you done with my husband?
Are you from a religion? Because we're happy with the God we have now.
Bastard.
Betty sue.
Bitch.
Can I help you?
Can I help you?
Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor.
Damn.
Did you copy those title reports?
Francine Smith.
Francine.
Good morning.
Goodnight.
Has your boss called to offer you your job back yet?
Have we met before?
Hello.
Hi.
How did you know my name?
I am cheating on my husband.
I am gonna lose it.
I am never going to forget this.
I got your exclusive invitation under my windshield wiper.
I know, and that's good.
I know.
I was being sarcastic.
I'm sorry, I don't know what that is.
Karen Foster.
Linda.
Mexico.
Mr Beauregard.
No.
No.
No.
Now go be a father to your son, my strong black brother.
Now.
Oh my God.
Oh no, this is a nightmare.
Oh, I will find out what happened in Atlantic City, I guarantee you that.
Oh, just forget it.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Or don't you get sarcasm, genius.
Say what?
Smith.
So help me God, I will cut your pretty faces.
Something happened in Atlantic City, didn't it?
Stan Smith.
Steve.
Stop over reacting.
Stop playing basketball and get married like the rest of us.
That doesn't make any sense.
This is ridiculous.
This is the most inconsiderate thing you've ever done.
This isn't funny.
Waaaah!
We all are.
We came to invite you to our block party.
We're happy with the God we have now.
Well now I suppose not.
Well, you're home early.
What are you doing?
What happened in Atlantic City?
What organization is that?
What the hell is going on here?
What the hell is going on?
What the hell?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What's going on?
What's wrong, honey?
When did you become so jaded?
Where are your neighbors Stan and Francine Smith?
Who are you and what have you done with my husband?
Who are you talking to?
Who? Stop bickering. Time is precious. We have to make the most of our last 24 hours together.
Yeah.
Yep.
Yes.
Yes.
You bastard.
You can forget it.
You don't look like a giant penis.
You know, you seem very familiar. Have we met before?
You smug bastard.
You wanna dance, bitch?
You want me to make you happy with my mouth?
You're alive.
You're overreacting.
À.
ああ。
ああああああああ。
ああああああああ。