Superstore - Season 1 Edit

A beige Toyota Camry driven by a white guy named Matthew?

A big, swinging wiener.

A bunch of people sweating in a field

A DIY element does add a certain personal touch to it.

A DIY element does add a certain personal touch to it.

A few other things for me, please?

A good one...

A Guide to Injuries on the Job."

A huge after market for used sex dolls.

A little bit better.

A little bit.

A little more along the lines of my grandmother's.

A little rap on the knuckles from a big, swinging wiener.

A little too seriously all of a sudden.

A lot of fun stuff in there...

A lot of people have been suggesting it should be me.

A man died here today.

A pizza party.

A psychopath doesn't have a conscience.

A reporter doesn't care about how you look.

A series of curveballs.

A sociopath knows what he's doing is wrong

A suggestion for my replacement,

Aah, parents.

Aah!

Abortion, abortion, abortion, abortion!

Abortion! Abortion!

About all that mannequin stuff, sorry.

About before...

About how expensive and scary it is to have a baby.

About not doing something that I might regret,

About that walkout.

About the hydrochlorothiazide?

About the ******* bird? You know what? Never mind.

About the way I handled everything.

About what happened.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely.

Accentuate your silhouette.

Access to a company car...

According to his license, he was 87.

Actually, I think it's the opposite of selfish.

Actually, it just says, "watching kids."

Actually, let's go with the Vilano.

Actually, the lights are controlled by corporate.

Actually, the lights are controlled by corporate.

Actually, those aren't points.

Against them if they're not white.

Ageism is just as racist as racism.

Ah, no thanks, Sal.

Ah, no. Yes.

Ah, thanks.

Ah, these are all Juan S's.

Ah, yeah.

Ah, you... whatever you think is fair.

Ah!

Ah! Ah, what'd I tell you?

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Alas, it is discouraged.

All aboard! Next stop, Ellis Island.

All associates working the morning shift,

All electronics are supposed to be 25% off,

All in service of the bottom line.

All kinds of great ideas just like that one.

All of his brilliant ideas were inside his mouth,

All over the sign.

All right, calm down.

All right, campers, listen up.

All right, Cheyenne.

All right, everybody, up on your feet.

All right, I guess I'll spend the difference on lotto tickets,

All right, I'll help you with the stupid party.

All right, ma'am. I cannot stress this enough.

All right, now, when you check out,

All right, peace out, St. Louis.

All right, uh, just, uh, you know, breathe.

All right, um, why don't we just all.

All right, yeah.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. I got to get going.

All right. Punctuality.

All right. That's nice.

All right. Um, hi.

All the college classes in the world.

All the colors of the cloud.

All the doors lock?

All the proceeds go to the La Benevolencia Orphanage

All: Oh!

All: Whoa!

Almost forgot my taser.

Also cover Makeup.

Also from the lower yogurts.

Also, I do modeling,

Also, my truck has a rather unique odor,

Although, realistically, what are my chances of winning twice?

Always show up on time, don't steal,

Am I the only one that thinks it's weird

Amen!

American citizen. Nice.

Amped up, sorry.

Amy is busy.

Amy, but I'm just trying to sell salsa.

Amy, can I see you for a minute?

Amy, come have a look out the window with me.

Amy, come look out this window with me.

Amy, could you stick around for a second?

Amy, forget it, okay? This clearly isn't working.

Amy, wait!

Amy, what are you doing here?

Amy, you're a leader,

Amy, you've got a good butt.

Amy! Are you leaving or just peeing?

Amy.

Amy.

Amy...

An amazing person, and your friendship means so much.

An assistant manager someday.

And a boxer primed brass jacket.

And a boxer primed brass jacket.

And a Minions night light

And a quote saying how great it is to work here.

And accidentally, you kick the baby in the face.

And an enthusiastic "Howdy do!"

And architects.

And being annoyed.

And blamed it on a Chinese.

And decide tomorrow?

And demeaning yourself.

And didn't go for what I wanted.

And drive and drive, drive.

And early meeting this morning?

And Fourth of July,

And get the other employees to donate?

And God grants us another miracle.

And have a baller ass life.

And he told me to tell you to tell your mom

And here's Myrtle, carrying a bicycle tire.

And I already clocked out for you,

And I already lactate as a side effect

And I am one of those people.

And I am... I am excited to be here.

And I can't stress enough, money is no object.

And I don't know if you...

And I had to go work and I had all these responsibilities?

And I hate Regional Manager Dicky Larson,

And I have "Hoosiers" on Blu ray.

And I haven't seen you in a couple hours,

And I just hope you and I can...

And I know that

And I know the job might be tough,

And I organized it by style, color, size,

And I put up the Halloween inventory,

And I really love the world of this rap.

And I still look really cute?

And I think being with him is a way of me punishing myself.

And I think each and every one of us has regrets.

And I told her that I wasn't comfortable

And I want to hear about them.

And I was wondering if maybe we could get her

And I won't watch him give up who he is,

And I would like to play it...

And I'd hate to keep people late

And I'd say, "I think so."

And I'll be like, "Nah, I was here the whole time."

And I'm almost positive that was written down wrong.

And I'm gonna bring this stuff out to you.

And I'm here to make something of myself.

And I'm in the men's room.

And I'm locked out of Candy Crush.

And I'm not getting any younger.

And I'm not gonna make up fake charities.

And I've been having a tough time saying it,

And I've roped in your manager, Glenn, here to help me out.

And if you do decide that adoption

And if you saw the charts that he showed me...

And in pharmacy, get yourself a flu shot,

And it could be false labor.

And it just keeps coming.

And it looked like real Jonah

And it was good...

And it would've sucked to just sit there and watch.

And it's about that time.

And it's all held together by a mucus plug,

And it's half the price.

And it's making me uncomfortable.

And it's not just me, it's for my baby!

And it's starting to get a little weird.

And keep in a safe place."

And leave the job at the door.

And let them cook for almost two hours.

And let's get you one of these fancy racer helmets too.

And look for the lock override code.

And make them fire her.

And making it really hard for me to just take a full breath.

And medical science was all the rage.

And Nelson Mandela all have in common?

And nobody knows this store better than you.

And nobody's going on strike.

And now you've brought your child to work.

And put this whole darn thing behind us.

And quite frankly, I have nothing left to lose.

And really absorbing the culture.

And relevance of designer.

And Rene wasn't even that hot.

And right on to the zip line.

And see that recording.

And she can just pay us back later?

And she has both kinds.

And she was cool with it.

And she's gonna try to get me to sign this union card.

And skrilla.

And smile a lot.

And some Minions candy

And somebody had to pay the bills,

And somebody very annoying mentioned the word "union."

And sometimes the folks in charge

And spend the whole night having "deep conversations."

And stare deep into your eyes while I watch the lights go out.

And stay on the floor supervisor's good side.

And sterile gauze pads.

And subordinates is now just strongly discouraged."

And suck 'em out.

And talked him into spending $2,000.

And tell everyone that. Yeah.

And that is the last of it, Glenn.

And that maybe you're the sensitive one.

And that person has to take care of everyone in this store.

And that stupid little ponytail you're forced to wear.

And that you don't procreate.

And that's a whole other video.

And the best part is that the Red Team

And the determination of a worker ant.

And the guy before that was just using me for my freezer.

And the home brewed beer?

And the Oscar goes to Dina. Right?

And the people here need a leader.

And the tiny clown alone is $40.

And the whole thing collapses on top of them,

And their baby daddies from time to time.

And then a month later, we lost everything.

And then back to school again.

And then do the voices of what they're thinking.

And then Googled, "world's gayest parties."

And then had to sneak him into her neighbor's garbage can

And then I forgot about it.

And then I got married, and then Adam had dreams,

And then I just happened to pass this in the window

And then I opened my big, fat mouth

And then I take them down,

And then I underlined "car."

And then I walk.

And then in blue icing, have it say, "Congratulations."

And then real Jonah

And then Thanksgiving and Christmas

And then there's gonna be a few more loads in the trucks.

And then they cut to later after it's cooked.

And then this chain moves in.

And then we just fill it up again with candy.

And then, you're gonna bear down with all your strength

And there are no mannequins in the store

And there are people who do something,

And there are so many flavors.

And there's already more than one option

And there's just one thing left to say.

And there's something about that expression.

And they actually have money saved up,

And they just cut back on Adam's hours at work,

And they really gonna come after me,

And they said I would mostly be done bleeding by then.

And this is crystal meth, okay?

And this is just what I look like on a rabbit.

And this one has a girl playing soccer on the cover.

And this princess thing.

And those are the two worst things any person can be.

And time's up.

And totally hungover.

And Valentine's Day and Easter

And values of all of its workers.

And Vivian can bag, so take as long as you need.

And watch garbage men freak out.

And watch Gene Hackman inspire a small town?

And we want to do whatever's best

And we'd clock in as Cheyenne,

And we're all okay with that?

And we're back to wiener.

And when a customer wants a can of ginger root beer

And when he does, you're gonna have a cart full

And when you pop them, they scream.

And whoever sells the most by the end of the day wins.

And you already have better ideas than me.

And you dressing it up to look like Amy.

And you feel weird about a stranger,

And you just talked your way into the freezer.

And you know that if you want to talk about it, I'm here.

And you know what?

And you know what?

And you purchased it within 14 days.

And you're five steps ahead of where you should be

And you're going down, thief!

And you're gonna bring down the man.

And you're gonna try to get me to sign this union card.

And you're Ramona.

And your head is going on my wall.

And your name is Bo Derek?

And, as I described to you in the other three aisles,

And, look, I wrote, "Like in your car,"

And, uh, and away we go.

And, uh, and some people might find it offensive.

And, uh, let's remember,

And, um, and a free slushie.

And, um, in conclusion, he lived on Oak Street.

And, yeah, that's gonna be a two person job.

And... oh, and a closer parking spot.

Another box of vaccines, and we'll get to work.

Any other name in the entire universe?

Anybody here watched a lot of "Grey's Anatomy?"

Anybody who doesn't get a shot today will get one tomorrow.

Anybody who doesn't get a vaccine today

Anyone can be a racist. Anyone.

Anyone else?

Anything to get away from your polyester blend shirt

Anyway, here are the facts:

Anyway, I am so proud

Anyway, I figured out what today was really about.

Anyway, parenting's just about instincts.

Anyway, this does not pertain to most of you,

Anyway, uh, I thought we should all gather

Anywhere except the abortion clinic.

Aquino...

Are also a direct reflection of its mission.

Are gonna throw a baller ass wedding,

Are her birds okay?

Are leaving early because they're staging a walkout

Are people still saying "cheese"?

Are pricing out at 25¢.

Are those the flowers

Are we being Plunked?

Are we Cloud 9?

Are we cloud...

Are you a pedophile?

Are you a... you a grill guy?

Are you about to do something you might regret?

Are you coming?

Are you familiar with a gang called "Los Guapos"?

Are you gonna let me go, or what?

Are you looking for friendship?

Are you ready?

Are you serious?

Are you sure I can't drive her?

Are you sure?

Are you sure?

Are you trying to get fired?

Arms of a loving entity or non entity...

Around that tiny chicken neck of yours

Arriba!

As a group in sort of a safe space

As a scoliosis victim.

As this Cloud 9 brand caffeinated malt beverage,

As this Cloud 9 brand caffeinated malt beverage,

As you go from left to right,

As you have never experienced it before.

Asian food and I was all like,

Aside from the general incompetence.

At all times.

At any given time.

At first, I thought you were

At my Grandma's retirement party.

At the end of the night, where I will wrap my hands

At the end of your shift you get to clock out

Attention, Cloud 9 employees:

Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers,

Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers,

Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers,

Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers.

Attention, Cloud 9...

Attention, Cloud...

Attention, please.

Attention, shoppers, it is 2:00.

Attention, shoppers:

Attention, shoppers.

Attention, shoppers.

Attention, shoppers.

Attention!

Attention.

Available in medium, mild, ay yi yi picante,

Aw, French fudge! Um...

Aw, sad wittle panda!

Aw, that's adorable.

Aw, that's hella nice, yo.

Aw.

Aw.

Away from that chin.

Aww, don't fwink we don't fwike you.

Aww.

Ba na na na. Talk about me at home?

Bad for baby.

Balloons are like our souls.

Be careful of her, she's a little unstable.

Be lifted by the non gender specific

Be my guest.

Be sure to stop by grocery

Because "Stratus" is doing a profile on our store.

Because every time I see you,

Because figure skating

Because Glenn got fired.

Because I do not tolerate it in myself.

Because I know other big companies do offer it.

Because I'm Latina?

Because I've been in every single department,

Because it already looked like Amy.

Because it was becoming a distraction.

Because last time...

Because that exact same thing happened yesterday.

Because that is ridiculous. That is not what we...

Because that summer that I spent doing Habitat for Humanity,

Because they're going around the world.

Because this is where the losers sit.

Because today is just like yesterday.

Because we really want it.

Because white people help their own.

Because you are about to experience Cloud 9

Because, you know...

Before either of us did anything that we regret..

Before trash pickup.

Before we make... accusations.

Before we open, I need a volunteer

Being a dad and [Bleep].

Being up high like this?

Believe me... I wish I could afford it,

Believe me... that bean hopper has come in handy

Ben Affleck that he couldn't act and direct?

Bernice, he said it's fine.

Besides, that's not the only prize.

Besides, the idea of dating my boss...

Between a stool softener and a laxative?

Between the fluorescent lights is standard ceiling.

Big daddy in the house, right here.

Big fans of "Stratus."

Bird? Little bird?

Birds, it's Mommy. Listen up.

Black people taking over!

Blam!

Blast off!

Bo and I...

Bo could enter that.

Bo got hit by a car in the seventh grade

Bo is the man that I love,

Bo once threw up on a pillow

Bo, I don't think we should sell our baby.

Bo, you look weird.

Bo, you're killing them all!

Bo!

Bo!

Bo?

Boom, cake stand.

Boop boop boop... we need a boop boop boop boop.

Box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get.

Boy!

Bravo!

Braxton Hicks, I guess. It's false labor.

Brett sold the nacho cheese dispenser from the cafe.

Bring card here.

Bring in the first patient and prep him.

Bring it in.

Broken on that tape.

Buckle your seat belt,

Bulking agent?

But a lot of this situation we are in stinks.

But also daring to not...

But also dream to dare.

But also five steps behind where you should've been.

But at least come over and look out the window with me.

But at the same time...

But both dresses are fugly.

But do you know that in this entire sale,

But does it anyway.

But don't say "howdy do."

But don't worry, I can handle it.

But first, we're gonna have some fun. Yeah?

But for once, it'd be nice to be the star.

But for the record,

But he's, like, the heart and soul of this place.

But I also don't know if I'm ready to be a mom.

But I can call INS if I want."

But I can get very close.

But I couldn't afford any more stamps.

But I did kill it in cosmetics.

But I do understand.

But I don't have the same feelings for you

But I got to say, I've got some major problems with your ideas.

But I guess the world's all topsy turvy today, isn't it?

But I I wasn't sure,

But I just wanted to say I'm really sorry

But I see a...

But I should have.

But I should not have said that the reporter was only interested

But I think Bo and I are gonna keep it.

But I think I know what I'm doing.

But I think it's great

But I think my dignity is worth a little bit more

But I think this would be a good time

But I want to be clear that I was not being racist.

But I was this close to making a $1,000 sale,

But I'm gonna go and cheer on the other girls.

But I'm never stepping foot in this dump again.

But I'm not doing it now.

But I'm not judging you.

But I'm talking to Jonah right now.

But if a man is under the impression,

But if we stack them five wide and low,

But if you had to compare my performance versus Jonah...

But in this case, useful.

But instead of using it to pay for the baby,

But is it gay enough?

But it comes with a built in bean hopper.

But it didn't.

But it has a hole in it, but the hole's being blocked

But it has sort of a voice of God quality about it.

But it is also important to remember that

But it just means he can use the bathroom

But it looks like you were studying it pretty closely.

But it makes the vehicle less appealing to thieves

But it might sound a little condescending,

But it was probably for the best, though.

But it'd be way more fun to do with you.

But it's a little bit, maybe, too... political.

But it's a real shame, because that sombrero

But it's as if you've been driving used cars

But it's basically more work for the same amount of money.

But it's worth a shot, right?

But it's your lucky day.

But let me tell you something.

But my brothers have some jewelry

But my name is Steve,

But never beginning to live."

But no matter what, you and me

But no one would cover my shift.

But not this one.

But now I know, and that's terrific with me.

But now it's disappearing.

But now that it's all out in the open, I gotta tell you,

But one can save a life and one can destroy it.

But our POS system is down.

But rest assured

But right now, you're the only person I trust.

But she can't make it a couple of miles across town?

But she did have a dream

But she is owning it.

But she loves to dance.

But some of us could really use it.

But that is not what is happening.

But the first line's just a little bit more

But the guy can't bike forever,

But the money's always tight,

But the mustache is bad, right?

But then someone reported me to corporate.

But then why am I still here?

But then, Bo is all like, "Nah," so it's a tough call.

But then, in the moment, you know, under the stars,

But there are a lot of perks,

But there is just too much real estate back here.

But there's, uh... there's a lot of cute around.

But this camera only holds 5 million photos.

But this is offensive.

But this one's eyes are alive.

But this one's only $2 more.

But to be... Glenn.

But tomorrow is gonna be just like today,

But um, let me just take a run up on it.

But wait. Not if you don't want to.

But way to go, showing initiative.

But we can afford for you to take

But we can skip that.

But we only have one car,

But we should check the DCPis first,

But we'd still come in,

But we're getting a lot of damage there.

But what is it, really?

But whatever your concerns are,

But when he does,

But you are heterosexual, right?

But you didn't even look out the window.

But you just broke up with the lady over voice memo.

But you know what I hate most of all?

But you know what?

But you really seem to have a handle on this whole gay,

But you should be with the baby, though.

But you should get used to it after a couple of hours.

But you'll have to teach one of your bridesmaids

But you're really pretty, and you smell like a pear.

But your parents do make a good point.

But, for one day, it'd be nice not to be Glenn,

But, hey, you know what?

But, I mean,

But, like, a little more edgy.

But, sure, let's only get things that are important to Glenn.

But, uh, some people might see them as insulting,

But, uh, you're a lady, and I respect you.

But, um, good luck.

But, you know what, something tells me

But, you know, she probably wouldn't be very happy

But, you know, she probably wouldn't be very happy

But...

But...

But...

But... thank you.

By a big ball of snot.

By admitting that here in a safe place, but...

By admitting that here in a safe place, but...

By an old lady.

By the way,

Bye bye.

Bye.

C!

C!

Calcium carbonate. That's fine.

Call that teasing?

Called "Glossy Dolphin B."

Came from sex.

Can everyone else back up?

Can I give him a refund?

Can we please try and shoo the toddlers away

Can you do that?

Can you get something from my car?

Can you please just get her?

Can't wait to see you bust that filthy bitch to hell.

Carol's the one that says "Hashtag" everything.

Cars, porn.

Catchy?

Catchy?

Charles Maynard Rand.

Charles, may your soul...

Charles, uh, wasn't just a man

Check it out.

Check the tapes. Check the tapes.

Cheers!

Chey, you didn't say yes, did you?

Chey, you know babies come with lots of expenses...

Cheyenne is better off without you.

Cheyenne Tyler Lee,

Cheyenne, I want you to wait until

Cheyenne, look at me.

Cheyenne, that means no falling asleep

Cheyenne, this is unacceptable.

Cheyenne, what's going on?

Cheyenne, you are not coming to work tomorrow.

Cheyenne?

Cheyenne? You okay?

Cheyenne's the perky, sweet one.

Chief of Cardiology, Johns Hopkins."

Cleanup on aisle...

Cloud 9 already listens to my concerns.

Cloud 9 brand salsa, Señor Cloud.

Cloud 9 has an open door policy. Great.

Cloud 9 isn't anti union.

Cloud 9 made over a billion dollars last year.

Cloud 9!

Cloud 9.

College.

College.

Come and get a... take a little shower in this stuff!

Come check out this heavenly deal.

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Come on, Denzel.

Come on, give me a C!

Come on, Glenn.

Come on, Jonah, you're better than this.

Come on! Help me out here.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Corporate cares.

Coming through!

Committed suicide in 1994.

Congrats.

Congratulations on that.

Congratulations.

Congratulations.

Cool, cool.

Cool.

Cool. Cool, cool.

Corporate smells trouble, so they send in a shark.

Could be the rapture,

Could I get a ride for that?

Could it be a race riot?

Could it be grace?

Could save your life, man.

Could tag along with me if you want.

Could voice some concerns at the end of the meeting?

Could you be a little more specific?

Cover more ground.

Cramming for tests... or trying to.

Crazy Eyes is a character in "Orange Is the New Black."

Crazy Eyes is a character in every prison in America,

Crock Pots?

Cruising through the fun zone...

Customers would be like, "Hi, Glenn."

Da wittle panda finks he fought of somefing.

Damn it, Glenn, you cannot talk about

Damn, man, I tried to get it off,

Damn, son! Living large. What's up?

Dang! Those aliens are smart as hell!

Dang.

Dating a supervisor,

Depending on the lady.

Deranged religious cult.

Derek, also in the freezer.

Did Garrett talk to you?

Did I ever tell you the story about that one time

Did the lights go out?

Did you get something?

Did you get to the part where he finds...

Did you guys know that in every other first world nation,

Did you just compare me to a hooker?

Did you really just use the phrase "moments of beauty,"

Did your mom ever say anything positive about me?

Different wrapper and different fillings.

Dina and I will go to my office

Dina kind of... came on to me.

Dina said she might be interested

Dina, I'm a man of truth and principle,

Dina, I'm so sorry,

Dina, we have to prioritize.

Dina, you didn't let her go?

Dina! He's getting away!

Dina? Do you want me to take over anything

Dina? Really?

Dina.

Dina. Dina!

Dina's gonna be our union organizer,

Dissin' on my corruption and don't you know here.

Do anything to make it right.

Do birds go to Heaven?

Do I have that?

Do it for the old, uh...

Do it.

Do me a solid and hang tight for one second, Aim.

Do not get involved in things that don't concern you.

Do not point at me.

Do they allow employees to date supervisors?

Do what I say, and nobody gets hurt.

Do you even know how to swaddle?

Do you even want to find Bo?

Do you have something you'd like to say, Jonah?

Do you know how much longer this is going to take?

Do you know the difference

Do you mind if I turn on the... where's your radio?

Do you need some water or a mint?

Do you own one of each of us?

Do you remember "American Beauty"?

Do you remember your first period?

Do you want to be thinner?

Do you want to go warm and rustic like this burlap one

Do you want to not look so tired?

Do you want your child raised in a home with loaded handguns

Does anyone have something they'd like to say?

Does anyone here know who I am?

Does it matter?

Does that mean it's gonna be on sale?

Does the position come with stock options?

Doesn't even know about the money.

Doesn't it make you a little angry to be working for them?

Doesn't seem sanitary.

Doing the accent I cannot "estop."

Don't be a dick.

Don't be flattered.

Don't be trying to suck us back in

Don't believe me, what a shame.

Don't bother asking for details. It's none of your business.

Don't bring attention to the jewelry.

Don't do something you're gonna regret

Don't just give up.

Don't let the other workers here

Don't like to be kissed on the lips.

Don't look at her. She can't help you right now.

Don't panic, because we... we still have one vaccine left.

Don't run away again.

Don't stress.

Don't take "No" for an answer.

Don't treat me like I'm a human being with feelings.

Don't use that one. It's icky.

Don't worry about it.

Don't worry about it. It's done!

Don't worry, I'll still be in the store all the time.

Don't worry. You won't even notice Cheyenne is gone.

Don't you worry about that.

Drink a lot of water.

Drink it in.

Drinking artisanal cocktails out of a tuba.

Dude, you can't get everybody here to agree to join a union.

Due to an employee error,

Each child gets a turn taking care of,

Each member of the winning team takes home...

Each of us would officially take a sick day,

Ear to the wall.

Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.

Effective immediately,

Eh, not exactly like you.

Eh, pwease, it most honorable teriyaki chicken.

Eight, seven, six, five,

Emergency meeting in the break room.

Emma, look through the crack.

Emma, there you are. I told...

Employee services.

Ended up being "1980s Arabian Nights

Endless...

Enjoy prison!

Es muy autentica.

Especially at your age.

Especially not to two minimum wage morons.

Especially not with those quads.

Especially with Face Birthmark Tony on vacation.

Even a big box store has to close,

Even a plastic bag can be breathtaking.

Even if it means losing millions of dollars.

Ever again...

Ever since my Nana died, I've just been in such a rut.

Every night at a certain time,

Every single year for the back to school sale.

Everybody does it. You flirt a little bit at work.

Everybody get down on the ground, now!

Everybody loves her.

Everyone has to listen to you.

Everyone here at Cloud 9 is so, so sorry

Everyone on the winning team gets $100.

Everyone was just messing around.

Everything I see reminds me of how amazing he was.

Everything there is to do.

Everything's awkward in the beginning, you know?

Everything's fine, guys.

Ew.

Exactly.

Exactly.

Excuse me, ah...

Excuse me, excuse me!

Excuse me, miss, but she is a normal person.

Excuse me, sorry.

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Oh, sorry.

Express some real g d emotion!

Famous risotto.

Fatter?

Fernando...

Fight.

Financial aid for continuing education,

Financial aid for continuing education,

Finders keepers.

Fine, I'll get somebody else.

Fine.

Fine.

First thing tomorrow morning.

Five... four...

Flat nose projectile with gas checks

Fooling around in the parking lot

For "shopping cart."

For a couple hours, but can you please not tell Glenn or...

For a free sample of Señor Cloud salsa.

For a wedding? That seems a little adventurous.

For all we know, Jesus himself was gay.

For any of the time you missed.

For assistant manager.

For everything you could ever want or need.

For four weeks.

For me to go over Cloud 9's policy

For once in my life,

For once in your life, Adam?

For ten seconds at a time, okay?

For that helpful tip of the day.

For the convenience of adult shoppers.

For the dead fella's family.

For the end of the day.

For the future.

For the lady who woke up to her dead best friend

For the Pall Mall cigarette company.

For the record...

For the rest of your life.

For the talent portion of the interview?

For this little girl.

For what it's worth,

For your child.

Force of habit.

Forget about it.

Forget it.

Forget this. I quit.

Four, three, two, one!

Framples!

Frank, nobody leaves!

Frankly, there are a lot of things I can't stand about you,

Freezer!

Friends? Oh, they're not... no.

From one department to another,

From some fungal medication I'm taking.

From the computer template or whatever.

From the sunglasses stand?

From... or... nope, I broke it.

Front to back. Front to back.

Front... back to front.

G Spot!

Gabbing like best friends

Gala apples, hummus, kale chips.

Garrett, all the employees

Garrett, finish the shift assignments.

Garrett, um, I love those nicknames

Garrett. We'd all trade off.

Garrett's the cool one.

Gay BFFs?

Gay people use the same decorations as straight people.

Gay. Racist.

Get a little out of hand before.

Get card from glove compartment.

Get down, get down, get down!

Get my uncle to throw some tint up on the sides here,

Get that part out of the way.

Gets longer every year.

Girl.

Give a good, firm handshake...

Give compliments, and try to make some jokes.

Give my taste buds a passport

Give us a slap on the wrist.

Glenn got fired. We're walking out.

Glenn is right. This backslash is unremarkable.

Glenn, "Stratus" is just a stupid corporate rag.

Glenn, I... I'm just trying to help you.

Glenn, if it's okay,

Glenn, if you're trying

Glenn, that is not it.

Glenn, this isn't what we agreed on!

Glenn, what's up with the lights?

Glenn, you like everything about this store.

Glenn, you're being hard on yourself.

Glenn! Every... I'm so sorry.

Glenn.

Glenn. Huh?

Glenn's the nice one.

Glennda, G Nothing,

Glennema,

Glenngarry Glenn Loss,

Glenntil Soup,

Go back to work, um, unless anyone

Go check the tapes, okay? Just check the tapes, man.

Go do some tranquility lunges,

Go, Glenn! Yeah!

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

Go, go, go, go!

Go.

Go.

God bless us all, and let's get out of here.

God doesn't make mistakes very often,

God, I hope the brides have cleared out.

God, I'm good at flirting.

God, you are so funny.

God, you are such a whiner. Sit down.

God, you look exhausted too.

God, you're just so pretty.

God...

Goes unpunished, but, also,

Going right back at it, huh?

Gold Team won, Myrtle.

Gonna forward us another article.

Good job.

Good looking out, yo.

Good morning, Ma'am.

Good night, everyone.

Good night.

Good people do what needs to be done, and...

Good.

Good.

Good.

Good. More street.

Good. Thank God.

Got it! Great day, guys.

Got it.

Got that?

Got to make some paper for that baby coming, be a man.

Gotcha, you gorgeous piece of garbage.

Gracias, gracias, we are so happy you liked our dance,

Gracias, Jose.

Gracias, señorita.

Great, but you're not actually saying anything.

Great, so grab some alcohol wipes, bandages,

Great.

Great.

Great.

Great.

Gross.

Gross.

Guess we can't sell these. Right.

Guess you're free to go, courtesy of one broken camera.

Guys, they've been there for hours.

Guys, um...

Guys, we have the entire store to ourselves.

Ha ha!

Ha ha!

Ha ha!

Had just such a weak, tinny quality.

Half the time, I'd just end up getting drunk

Half...

Hand on hip, shoulders back, look down on the world.

Happens every 28 days, give or take a few,

Happier?

Harmonica.

Has anybody checked the live webcam?

Has been right in front of us, literally forever.

Has everyone gotten some coffee and a doughnut hole?

Hate to see you go, but love to watch you leave.

Have a heavenly day!

Have a heavenly day.

Have a heavenly day.

Have a heavenly night.

Have another "frample."

Have been cool with the whole...

Have him swing his wiener around a little.

Have something to do with my ideas.

Have to have the salsa.

Have you ever held a dying man's hand in yours

Have you taken any medication I need to know about.

Having found someone,

He called you responsible?

He died on the fancy couch?

He is not a turd.

He literally died while I was holding his hand.

He looks like a panda and a Disney princess had a baby.

He looks like a villain on the CW.

He may just beat Brett's record time.

He seems nice.

He wants to organize the store by lifestyle.

He was also not an organ donor.

He was buying 35 boxes, Cheyenne.

He will!

He will. He's gonna come back.

He would've been pro gay adoption.

He'd be a lot worse.

He's got my... you put my clothes on him.

He's had a hard day.

He's just transcribing phonetically.

He's okay.

He's told you that, like, six times.

He's your dad, two years ago.

Heck yeah, I did.

Hell, yeah!

Hello there, Steve.

Hello, 1217.

Hello, everyone.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Hello. Welcome to meeting me.

Help yourself to a doughnut hole.

Her eyes are so pretty, though.

Her mom too. Bad genes, I guess.

Here are some coupons. Uh, 25% off air fresheners.

Here we've got newcomer Mateo...

Here you are.

Here you go.

Here, I thought you were just

Here, let me get you your purse. Oops!

Here.

Here.

Here's a riddle for you:

Here's another one.

Here's the deal, reporter.

Here's what I think about that contract right here.

Here's what I'm gonna need. I'll need a 40% salary bump,

Hey, Bo!

Hey, by the way,

Hey, can I run out for two minutes?

Hey, can I talk to you for a second...

Hey, can we... can we start over?

Hey, can you maybe...

Hey, Cloud 9, it's a party.

Hey, Dina, listen.

Hey, Dina, what you doing over here in the bleachers?

Hey, do we have any kind of training?

Hey, Emma, I want you to know

Hey, Emma?

Hey, Garrett.

Hey, Garrett.

Hey, Glenn, you wanted to see me?

Hey, Glenn?

Hey, Glenn.

Hey, guys, everything's great.

Hey, has anyone seen the laser level?

Hey, have you seen Amy?

Hey, hey, Pop Pop. Hey... ah!

Hey, how about this? how about this?

Hey, I didn't mean to...

Hey, I need you to help me give Glenn a makeover.

Hey, if it would cheer you up,

Hey, is that "Die Hard 2"?

Hey, J dog, I have to, uh,

Hey, Jennifer. What it do, boo?

Hey, Jonah.

Hey, Jonah. You got any ideas?

Hey, listen.

Hey, listen.

Hey, look, okay?

Hey, Mateo, you notice anything funny about this?

Hey, maybe it won't be so bad. Just got to let it happen.

Hey, maybe it won't be so bad. Just got to let it happen.

Hey, maybe that's why iPhones

Hey, Mom, get out of my room.

Hey, Myrtle, go bust out your hysterectomy story.

Hey, relax.

Hey, reporter!

Hey, Stud.

Hey, sweetie, you seem stressed.

Hey, there, this is my bestie, Amy.

Hey, this stuffing looks like clouds.

Hey, uh, can I ask you a question?

Hey, uh, I'm really sorry about...

Hey, wait up.

Hey, we're all staying late to do more work.

Hey, well, at least it's quiet.

Hey, what about what makes you happy?

Hey, what do you think you're doing?

Hey, what the?

Hey, what you doing up there?

Hey, what's your name, check it out.

Hey, why does she get to cut?

Hey, why does she get to cut?

Hey, you had to go freak the little dummy out?

Hey, you know Glenn's not allowed

Hey, you should come with me to celebrity night sometime.

Hey, you.

Hey, you. Where have you been?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Hey!

Hey! You! Rodriguez! Follow me.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Glad I caught you.

Hey. Hey. Ha hah!

Hey. Just once?

Hey. Let's go.

Hey. Thanks for helping me out today.

Hey. What's up with that?

Hey...

Hey...

Hi, this is Amy Dubanowski from Store 1217.

Hi!

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. I don't know exactly...

Hi. I'm from "Stratus."

Hi. Where are the twinkly white lights?

Hit it!

Hiya.

Hmm, I've taken four breaks today,

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. I wonder what her personal matters could be.

Hola, señorita,

Hola, señorita! Como estas?

Hola.

Hold on. Come on.

Hold up.

Honestly, as long as Bo is there, I don't even...

Honestly, I was just piggybacking

Honestly, it's fine.

Honestly, unless you're, like, a barista,

Honestly...

Honor and remember...

Hostage situation!

Hot off the press.

How 'bout this truth:

How about you with the purple polo?

How are there already this many go backs?

How are you gonna feel then?

How convenient for you.

How did I not know your last name is Dubanowski?

How do I look?

How do you say you're sorry about that?

How exactly did a non Vitamix blender put you in a coma?

How much am I gonna really use a motorized rotisserie burner?

How much gas you put on that thing?

How sorry I am about before.

How will you be paying?

How would you feel if I was handing out

How you choose to use them is up to you.

How's it going?

How's this?

However misguided, that the more he buys,

Huh, yeah.

Huh? Oh... oh.

Huh? You just said that I should.

Huh.

Hyp... hypothetically.

I absolutely love the first half.

I actually kind of like the music.

I already agreed to cut the fat clown, remember?

I already got the base model.

I am an angry man, so I get places early...

I am Jonah.

I am killing it over here.

I am not flirting with Jonah.

I am not playing that game.

I am so sick and tired

I am sorry.

I am trying to.

I banged in there.

I bet your parents are all, like,

I can admit that, but that doesn't mean

I can bench 160.

I can do it.

I can get a burp out of anybody,

I can handle it.

I can take teasing.

I can't be a single mom.

I can't believe I have to take a midterm on zero sleep

I can't believe I'm gonna lose my job.

I can't believe she's stepping down.

I can't believe we reuse this stuff.

I can't believe you know how to handle this.

I can't believe you're even looking at the board, Garrett.

I can't do this.

I can't find your mom, but don't worry,

I can't go home.

I can't say no.

I can't take another day off of work.

I can't waste another minute of my life

I can't.

I cannot physically touch you,

I cannot stop playing the role.

I care.

I chose now as my time.

I could do it.

I could have fun; let's have fun.

I could make us some.

I could really use that money.

I could see maybe going 80 20.

I crashed my father's Hudson Super

I dated this one guy

I dated three guys

I decided to promote based on seniority,

I did not expect you to be interested in this job,

I did not take "No" for an answer.

I didn't know Dina was into fancy little porcelain doll men.

I didn't know that you had a child.

I didn't know you were interested.

I didn't know you were pregnant too.

I didn't mean you look pregnant.

I didn't say you were banging in the break room.

I didn't steal anything.

I didn't... is there a space for that?

I do feel that we're starting to have a better understanding

I do not care.

I do not have a good answer for that.

I do not need to pay someone to speak for me.

I do not think you're cute.

I do not tolerate it,

I do not want them to put me on the cover.

I do these... these grilling videos on YouTube.

I don't care, Glenn. I'm not taking your job.

I don't care! Any time!

I don't even know three of them.

I don't even know what aisle it is,

I don't even like him.

I don't get time off from being a stepmom.

I don't got any feelings about this dude.

I don't have any jewelry of my own,

I don't have style or substance.

I don't know how long I can keep standing.

I don't know how to deliver a baby.

I don't know how,

I don't know if I should be flattered or insulted.

I don't know if just randomly driving around is a good idea.

I don't know the lingo.

I don't know who made you Latino police,

I don't know why, maybe because

I don't know, man, you guys are exchanging

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. And you know what?

I don't know. I'm bored.

I don't know. Something about her car catching on fire.

I don't know. Why?

I don't like everything about this store.

I don't need equity.

I don't really know how else to say it...

I don't really want to talk about my home life.

I don't regret getting married.

I don't remember doing any food recalls.

I don't seem like the kind of person who would work in a place like this.

I don't think I could be happy

I don't think I'm hungry anymore.

I don't think so, 'cause if you were,

I don't think so.

I don't think so. I think he makes grill videos.

I don't think that is one of our carts.

I don't think that's true.

I don't think the promise of pizza has the same effect

I don't think you should buy this stuff.

I don't think, um, Jonah has very much experience

I don't understand what's happening.

I don't usually wear eyeliner.

I don't want it soft.

I don't want my thing to be that I'm the sensitive one.

I don't want to be "that guy,"

I don't want to be Assistant Manager.

I don't want to be kicking myself later

I don't want to brag, but last week,

I don't want to lose my job.

I drop off pieces of paper.

I enjoy hard work.

I faxed you a list of codes last month!

I feel alive.

I feel like I'm finally fitting in here.

I feel like you're sitting.

I feel nothing.

I feel terrible about how I handled things earlier

I feel terrible about this.

I felt bad for the guy, I just thought,

I felt like I Need to tell you

I felt something.

I figured it out.

I gave you the wrong imprison.

I genuinely hate this lady.

I get it, I get that it's fun

I get it.

I get it. You don't want to sell out.

I get tired, Glenn. I'm pregnant.

I give them six months.

I got a photographic memory for music.

I got into college too...

I got married at 19.

I got my first period!

I got stuff to accomplish. Later, light."

I got that right here. Oh, no.

I got to be honest, none of these really look easy to use.

I got to get back to Jewelry, but this seems very Charles.

I got to go get another box.

I got to say, Sandra, I am impressed.

I got to stand in line for cigarettes anyhow.

I got to write you up. You get it.

I got, like, five or six work flirts going on

I guess apathy.

I guess I look like Denzel Washington.

I guess I regret not going to college

I guess it should put on my pants now.

I guess it's just my word against yours then.

I guess my philosophy of life is "dare to dream..."

I guess that's the one benefit

I guess warm and rustic.

I had him since he was a little...

I had no idea what I was doing.

I had nothing to do with this.

I had older brothers.

I had to cut myself off.

I hate Cloud 9.

I hate Cloud 9.

I hate reporters.

I hate this shirt!

I have a calendar in there of normal dogs.

I have a comfortable lap,

I have a doctorate in pharmacy,

I have a lot of birds.

I have an idea.

I have another one.

I have been having a long day.

I have goose bumps.

I have more where that came from, lady!

I have never even driven on the highway before.

I have no brakes!

I have self esteem issues,

I have some questions about bristle density.

I have something I'd like to say.

I have to be tough, or people die.

I have to go to the bathroom.

I have virtually no standards.

I haven't had a raise in five years.

I hope not.

I hope you and your fiancée are very happy together...

I hope you learned that no good deed

I hope you like the meat freezer.

I hope your cat has a wonderful birthday.

I hung up everything that was in the dressing rooms,

I hunt people,

I I am a little uncomfortable pushing people

I I I feel awful.

I I just have trouble pressuring people

I invented fake crying.

I just call it like I see it.

I just can't think of any other corporate jingles

I just don't like random strangers using my name

I just don't want to hire someone

I just found out about it.

I just had, like, one thought.

I just hope we can we can continue...

I just knew I wanted her to have a better life than me.

I just meant that's what the mannequin looks...

I just need to get home to study for my midterm.

I just need you to get out of here before...

I just needed to sit.

I just realized.

I just said, "You can quit if you want",

I just sounded like my wife right there.

I just think it's... it's very brave to have a child,

I just think that your tastes are

I just think toning it down might give us a better shot.

I just thought maybe... It's a little dangerous being...

I just turned my head, and my eyeballs went with it.

I just upgraded all of the trash cans in my apartment.

I just want to hold her one more time...

I just want to move that.

I just want whatever's easy to use.

I just wanted to say that what you did back there was awesome.

I just wanted today

I just wish that I'd had it later...

I just...

I just... I wanted to reiterate

I just... I'm not sure I want to give up that kind of equity.

I know a guy who makes life size puppets

I know and I get that. No, no.

I know he's kind of awkward,

I know how easy it is to get swept up in the...

I know how.

I know I should probably leave this alone,

I know I'm not the most exciting person in the world,

I know that every time you start a sentence

I know that I'm gonna miss

I know that,

I know that's where they all like to go,

I know the feeling.

I know what I said.

I know what they're in for.

I know you brought your daughter into work.

I know you stole.

I know you're scared.

I know, bitch.

I know, right?

I know.

I know. Look, I really appreciate the offer, I do.

I learned that from Wendy Williams.

I like her less than I like other people.

I like just about everybody I meet.

I like staring at the newborn babies

I like that. I like that.

I like to focus on the positive.

I live to serve. Thank you.

I love how you observe things.

I love that!

I love that.

I love this.

I love to get together with my employees

I love today.

I love you, Mommy.

I love you.

I made a few tweaks.

I made the cover.

I make a nice risotto. I was thinking

I make that joke. You don't make that joke.

I mean it.

I mean, at least I can take a little bit of teasing.

I mean, compared to...

I mean, foster children are a blessing,

I mean, his hat's almost completely gone.

I mean, I can't compete with these geisha features.

I mean, I could do it on my own,

I mean, I could do the shift assignments,

I mean, I didn't take them.

I mean, I know he's the manager,

I mean, I was hoping for a quick nacho bar fuel up,

I mean, I... I know I'm never gonna be Madonna,

I mean, I... you're an amazing person.

I mean, if that's what was stolen.

I mean, is this a prank show? Is there a camera watching?

I mean, it got a little out of control, but you passed.

I mean, it's entirely up to you guys, right?

I mean, it's kind of unbelievable, right?

I mean, it's not exactly like being the boss,

I mean, maybe if the break room TV is broken

I mean, most guys don't even bother

I mean, she walked all the way here from Guatemala,

I mean, that's how people get in trouble.

I mean, the joke is, my spine is perfect, okay?

I mean, they should not have to conform

I mean, we're a retail department store.

I mean, what's the worst they can do, say no?

I mean, where do they get off? Keep us late in...

I mean, who knows?

I mean, you could also have a green aisle

I mean, you get stuff too, obviously,

I mean, you know...

I mean, you miss out on a lot of stuff.

I mean, you're gonna see it soon enough.

I mean, your whole life changes.

I might just be, like, ten minutes late tomorrow.

I need help with my

I need the hours, you know?

I need the money,

I need to know more about.

I need you to listen to me here, and we will get through this.

I needed a change, honestly.

I never said that you regretted getting...

I often feel uncomfortable in the stock room.

I passed! I passed the initiation.

I pick up a phone.

I pray for you, Dina.

I pray for you, too, Glenn.

I printed it off the web.

I really am sorry, Carmen.

I really appreciate it, Amy,

I really do have to get going.

I really think it'd be in your best interests

I regret doing Semester at Sea

I regret not rescuing my twin brother from that wave.

I repeat, code green.

I said don't move.

I said I'm sorry. What else do you want?

I see that now.

I see we got some work to do.

I see why you love it here.

I see.

I should not have done that impression,

I should say something to her.

I should say something to her.

I should use that in one of my videos.

I shouldn't have come here.

I shouldn't have even reacted.

I still stand by my comments.

I swear to God, one of these days,

I think he's just having a coffee.

I think I got it down.

I think I saw a turquoise one.

I think I'm having this baby here.

I think if I can just start sleeping in tiny little bursts

I think if there is any takeaway from today, it's this:

I think it was on one of these memos from corporate.

I think it's a collect 'em all situation.

I think it's because you just... you have this

I think it's funny.

I think Jesus would've been pro gay marriage.

I think my best quality as a parent is that

I think she's around here somewhere, and I'll...

I think so. Yes."

I think that is all of our princess party supplies.

I think that lady just has a crush on Jonah.

I think this does something.

I think this one is good for "tar tar."

I think tomorrow they're doing the whole cast of "Scandal."

I think we broke Glenn.

I think we're gonna be fine.

I think we've seen enough.

I think you can go bigger.

I think you just wrote our vows.

I think you look like a person who is cute.

I think you're better off with just a regular auto drip.

I think you're just supposed to open it.

I thought that only happened in the movies.

I thought that was a good thing.

I thought that you should know that

I thought you said 80 20?

I took the initiative upon myself

I touch myself here and it makes me pee a little bit.

I try not to say words like "hammer"

I turned my safe search up to the max

I use mine all the time.

I used to work part time at chipotle.

I want it out of me.

I want to get in on the ground floor.

I want to give myself permission to do something for myself.

I want to show you something I've been working on.

I want to, but Amy here is a maniac.

I want you to know, I can't find your mom,

I wanted to get back at Amy,

I wanted to have a nice surprise incentive

I wanted to invite more,

I was 19 when I had Emma.

I was born with a drill in my hand.

I was exaggerating on purpose to make a point.

I was getting a stress rash in the shape of Abraham Lincoln.

I was gonna say "responsible."

I was helping that lady because she was old,

I was hoping to learn about racism from a white lady.

I was hoping you could start to heal

I was hoping you could start to heal

I was in high school, and he was a football player.

I was just saying you were being a little flirty.

I was just saying, you know, like, if I get that age,

I was just trying to cheer Glenn up,

I was just trying to have some fun.

I was like, "What?"

I was literally building...

I was making a comment about racism.

I was not expecting that.

I was peeing!

I was putting it in wrong.

I was reading this article about UV rays...

I was saving it.

I was told to hand you these to read,

I was trying to get rid of the mannequin

I was when I was 19.

I was wondering what was taking so long

I wasn't assaulted.

I wasn't telling you what to do.

I went to a bunch of different stores over lunch,

I will be stepping down from my position

I will bring hell down on you.

I will have eyes on you...

I will kill myself before I go back to 2D ultrasound, okay?

I will kill myself.

I will staple your...

I wish he'd die.

I won't.

I wonder if I'll eat my placenta.

I wonder what I'll do.

I wonder what will be left inside of this box.

I would definitely kill a wolf.

I would like to pay for this... all of it.

I would love to do...

I would've stayed home, but Emma needs braces

I wouldn't use the word "invested."

I... I am selling salsa to support mi abuela.

I... I have lots of... What?

I... I mean,

I... I think there might have been a misunderstanding.

I... it's all just sounding like gibberish.

I... listen... that's... I think that's beautiful.

I... teasing does not faze me.

I'd have to dislocate your shoulder.

I'd like to see...

I'd like to speak to your manager.

I'd like to throw my hat in the ring.

I'd love to.

I'd rather that person be you than some stranger.

I'll be in the stockroom, waiting.

I'll be raising Cheyenne's child.

I'll be right with you, ma'am.

I'll be there as soon as I can.

I'll get cotton balls.

I'll give him that.

I'll go next.

I'll make a list.

I'll point two fingers back at you.

I'll put your stuff in your locker for you.

I'll ring you up for the RX 5.

I'll say stuff like, "Hey, can you tell me

I'll take the job.

I'll, uh... I'll see you tomorrow.

I'm a bit of a tartar guy.

I'm a hunter.

I'm a man of truth, Dina.

I'm a mummy! Ahh!

I'm a pharmacist.

I'm a stable, loving, married man.

I'm a trained midwife.

I'm about to blow up this alien so bad.

I'm actually Filipino.

I'm almost wondering,

I'm also here if you want to talk about stuff.

I'm Amy. Hi.

I'm an 11 year old girl. Do I like pads or tampons?

I'm an actor!

I'm an Uber driver in my spare time.

I'm building houses for poor people!"

I'm busy. My name's not "Rodriguez."

I'm calling to report a code green in progress.

I'm currently seeking representation in all areas.

I'm dating this girl. She teaches sign language.

I'm fine with you driving your coworkers

I'm fine.

I'm fine. Can you get my mom?

I'm glad we could bond like this.

I'm going to strangle you.

I'm gonna be the Steve in this scene, right?

I'm gonna bring a grip squeezer tomorrow.

I'm gonna cross that out and write "Cloud 9."

I'm gonna give you five seconds to make a decision,

I'm gonna give you one more chance.

I'm gonna go chill in the break room.

I'm gonna go get some stuff.

I'm gonna go get your mom.

I'm gonna go home and play some video games.

I'm gonna go sleep on it.

I'm gonna have to get hit by so many cars.

I'm gonna leave her with some of my clothes,

I'm gonna miss that too.

I'm gonna need to recheck some of these items.

I'm gonna remember that one. Funny.

I'm good.

I'm helping a little girl.

I'm here, reporting for duty.

I'm impressed, actually.

I'm in a dark place right now,

I'm Jonah.

I'm just a little nervous. You're doing great.

I'm just basically looking for an every day brush.

I'm just gonna say what we all thinking.

I'm just gonna stick with a firm handshake

I'm just making this gesture

I'm just not sure about the second line.

I'm just really, really, cute.

I'm just saying that I wish somebody had warned me

I'm just saying you're not, like,

I'm just saying, I don't think a wedding

I'm just saying... I'm getting used to it.

I'm kind of in a rush.

I'm like, "No god. Later.

I'm married.

I'm merely suggesting that maybe you don't need to resort...

I'm not a fan of racist comments, so...

I'm not a witch.

I'm not an elitist, so...

I'm not confessing to anything,

I'm not doing that with my feet.

I'm not getting off this couch.

I'm not going to put on a fake accent

I'm not gonna let you fall...

I'm not just cute, right?

I'm not kidding.

I'm not saying that I regret this baby.

I'm not saying you're stupid.

I'm not sure what to do here.

I'm not telling anybody. Hi, I'm Jonah.

I'm not the bad news guy.

I'm not the kind of person who just stands by doing nothing

I'm not worried.

I'm on the Take One of Each T shirt Team.

I'm out of here. Uhh.

I'm praying harder than you.

I'm praying so hard.

I'm pregnant, and I have so little...

I'm psyched.

I'm ready to go now.

I'm really not anxious to get back to the wedding day sale,

I'm recording this entire conversation.

I'm saying don't help anyone in this store.

I'm saying you don't know how the real world works.

I'm seeing... I mean, what?

I'm so excited.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so young, and it's a lot of responsibility,

I'm sold, but... what are you gonna do

I'm sorry I was gone so long.

I'm sorry to interrupt all of your days,

I'm sorry, can you explain the order again?

I'm sorry, I can't just let you leave

I'm sorry, is this an apology?

I'm sorry, we don't offer paid maternity leave.

I'm sorry, were you not at that extremely long

I'm sorry, what is...

I'm sorry, what?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Go ahead.

I'm sorry. I didn't catch your name.

I'm sorry. I have to look into that.

I'm sorry. You...

I'm still new here.

I'm stuck at work for an hour or two, but save my seat.

I'm sure he's in a better place.

I'm sure there's a way that we can help you out.

I'm taking a mental health break.

I'm taking these night college courses...

I'm telling you.

I'm the good news guy, you know?

I'm the stick in the mud.

I'm totally blanking right now.

I'm totally screwed.

I'm trying to look at myself in the mirror.

I'm walking away.

I'm want to show them that I have the strength of a lion,

I'm willing to do whatever it takes.

I'm...

I'm... I'm really sorry.

I'm... it's actually my first day.

I'm... Jonah, as you know.

I'm... that wasn't... I'm so sorry...

I've already got that one.

I've been changing my shirt multiple times a day

I've been here 20 years.

I've been looking forward to my senior dance

I've been saving up for one of those 3D ultrasounds...

I've got a crap load of love to give.

I've got a pretty big decision to make.

I've got a shoplifter in my cross hairs.

I've got an important announcement.

I've got instincts up the w a z o o.

I've got Rebecca from legal and Amy from Store 1217,

I've heard them for years. They always suck.

I've just been wandering

I've never watched BET.

I've raised a lot of foster children.

I've seen enough. I like it.

Ideas?

If a death occurs on any display furniture,

If anything, he looks like Tom Cruise, I guess?

If he doesn't,

If he won, he could stop dancing for his mom's friends.

If he'd come within 10 feet of you,

If I don't get home and study for my midterm,

If I guessed your name,

If I spend any more money right now.

If only I could simply press a button,

If only I had some sort of device.

If only that had worked.

If someone came up to you with a wheelbarrow full of elegance,

If someone did the same thing to you.

If someone had said that to you, as a woman,

If that's what you see when you look at me,

If the contractions are longer, that means you're in...

If we decide that this is gonna be fun,

If we did something for his family?

If we pull the footage from Accessories,

If we're gone another hour or two.

If you are leaving,

If you are satisfied with your message, press 1.

If you come back over with me, I'll hand her off to you.

If you didn't offer to shuttle our employees

If you don't believe me, then why don't you

If you go from right to left,

If you like orphans and fire roasted peppers,

If you need anything else, just ask.

If you need to ask, then you are not a grill guy.

If you see the reporter show up today,

If you set foot in this store...

If you sign up for our Heavenly Shoppers program today,

If you want to help Cheyenne, this is the way to do it.

If you want to talk, you have to walk with me.

If you wanted to come over later tonight,

If you'd prefer to work with someone

If you'd seen some of the guys I dated.

If you'll follow me, please. Right this way.

If you're Grace's parents,

If you're hungry, that can of beans is up for grabs,

If you've got a girlfriend.

In a good way!

In a small village near the banks of the Rio Grande.

In adopting my baby too.

In front of somebody who works here.

In high school, I was voted third prettiest girl

In Los Nogales, Mexico.

In Manila...

In my ROTC unit.

In some dramatic walkout,

In someone's dorm room

In the bedding department.

In the everyday?

In the first place.

In the fun zone.

In the Makeup Department.

In the meantime, you guys keep putting up signs.

In the store yesterday.

In your faces!

In your ideas because she was attracted to you.

Indian? Tapas?

Instead of just picking one country

Instead of saying, "free samples,"

Interviewing for Assistant Manager,

Into buying stuff they don't need.

Is about the store in general and not any one individual.

Is almost as bad as discriminating

Is everything okay?

Is for charity!

Is I left the card with the code in my glove compartment.

Is it similar to what you would eat in your village?

Is it the mustache?

Is it working?

Is one of the few sports that is also an art.

Is sexual harassment,

Is she okay?

Is something that we should talk about.

Is that a threat? You threatened me."

Is that a unicorn?

Is that him?

Is that how people really kiss now?

Is that something I say?

Is that what you want... A party with zero clowns?

Is the way you want to go

Is there a doctor in the...

Is there a prom around?

Is there cocaine in this or something?

Is this about the headphones?

Is this gonna take a long time?

Is this gonna work?

Is very good for parties.

Is what your dumb parents would say.

Is your husband still here?

Is... are you allowed to ask that?

Is... is everything okay?

Isn't he lucky?

It actually goes on for much longer.

It beats a day of dressing room duty.

It doesn't matter what you saw.

It feels appropriately gay.

It had on us when we were kids.

It happens to the best of us.

It has not been opened,

It has to be destroyed.

It has to be destroyed.

It has to be popular.

It is a nice loading dock.

It is awesome. Come on.

It is disgusting, if you want to know the truth,

It is good to know.

It is just like the salsa

It is none of my business.

It is not cool.

It is one of 12 approved hairstyles for female employees.

It is time for you to leave.

It is unfortunate that

It is!

It is? We didn't discuss... okay.

It just didn't work out. Sure, you're cute,

It just doesn't say anywhere on here

It just felt right.

It just kind of makes you want to...

It lies in America.

It looks exactly like him.

It makes me feel like I'm on hold all day.

It might be, yes.

It reads, "Cloud 9's mission statement is a lower price point"

It should.

It sounds condescending.

It sounds like something you would say.

It touched my car; it's mine!

It was 1953,

It was a Tuesday. Unseasonably warm.

It was easy. She's a great kid.

It was fun.

It was just feeling overly whimsical.

It was just two consenting adults making out...

It was me. I did it. I saved you.

It was one man, and not since I installed the deadbolt.

It was paradise.

It was the fanciest one in the store.

It wasn't an assault. It was...

It works better if you carry a box.

It'd be perfect for a traditional wedding cake.

It'd feel weird giving my baby to a stranger,

It'll stay between friends.

It's "Stratus."

It's $116,670 a year.

It's a good job.

It's a heated competition.

It's a horse

It's a juvenile correctional facility.

It's a laugh riot.

It's a little burlapy.

It's a mannequin of a Caucasian male.

It's a nice loading dock.

It's a party, mother fathers,

It's a pizza party.

It's a tiny little needle, all right? Just do it!

It's a tough call.

It's a trend, like dancing down the aisle.

It's a trend, like dancing down the aisle.

It's a very big decision.

It's about 500 people.

It's about all of us.

It's all in the tapes. Check the tapes.

It's all right. I got it.

It's amazing, isn't it?

It's an outdoor ceremony, so they have to be weatherproof.

It's been described as a lot of things,

It's boxing.

It's called active labor, so I guess you're in active labor.

It's called PlastiClear.

It's called slut shaming.

It's catchy.

It's Cheyenne, by the way.

It's Color Wars!

It's Color Wars.

It's coming. This is the moment.

It's completely inappropriate.

It's exactly as bad.

It's fine, I work here.

It's fine.

It's fine. I'm fine.

It's fine. Relax. Back up.

It's fine. You don't have to do this.

It's for charity!

It's from the Farrah Abraham collection.

It's Glenn.

It's good for you.

It's good. Nope, absolutely not.

It's humans that hold them wrong!

It's just careless

It's just kind of hard to find those moments of beauty.

It's just like my mom always said:

It's just that sometimes he calls me at home.

It's just, ever since my dad left me at that gas station,

It's kind of like jazz, you know?

It's like I forgot how to "espeak."

It's like we don't have any leverage.

It's messed up.

It's mine.

It's more like misleading propaganda.

It's my first day.

It's my job to help customers, so.

It's my responsibility to show the reporter around,

It's my senior dance recital tonight.

It's nice.

It's no use!

It's not "The New Yorker."

It's not a role. It's a stereotype.

It's not a... it's not a big deal or anything.

It's not forbidden anymore.

It's not gonna harm the baby.

It's not helping.

It's not just about Cheyenne.

It's not my problem anymore.

It's not quite as magical, but...

It's not your fault.

It's nothing. It's nobody.

It's okay to goof around, but you should never...

It's okay. My mom can watch her.

It's pretty wild.

It's really nice.

It's right there.

It's so hard to tell in the early stages.

It's so hard to trust.

It's soft. Oh, this one looks easy.

It's still weird. No.

It's the best that I could find.

It's their turf, but, uh,

It's tough, because I have to live

It's very uncomfortable.

It's worth a shot, isn't it?

It's worth a shot.

It's, like, B minus, at best.

It's, like, my...

It's, uh, got seven likes.

It's, uh, not like you didn't try, right?

It's, um... I saw that in a... in a documentary.

It's... it's gotten me out of some pretty crazy jams.

Jenny, cosmetics is not your...

Jer... the tall guy? He was so young.

Jeremy died?

Jesus Christ!

Jesus saved us long ago.

Jesus went out of his way to accept everyone.

Jewelry, cosmetics, sporting goods, electronics,

*******ness of this relationship.

Job's going great.

Jonah says a lot of weddings are doing more DIY elements.

Jonah taught me how to use a maxi pad.

Jonah, can you cover that up, please?

Jonah, I think Amy's right.

Jonah, I'd prefer

Jonah, meet Jonah.

Jonah, so the Red Team knows about the money now,

Jonah, stay out of this.

Jonah, that looks nothing like me.

Jonah, what is happening?

Jonah? Watch jewelry, will you?

Jonah. Amy.

Jose was born in a small village near Oaxaca.

Jose.

Judgment day you'll be in flames.

Just 'cause of all the pit stains.

Just 'Congratulations.'"

Just "Congratulations."

Just admit that my fun pranks got to you,

Just as a customer.

Just ask yourself,

Just because I used to be above you,

Just because you're Mexican.

Just checking over your new hire forms.

Just curious.

Just cut your losses and move on.

Just doughnut holes?

Just get to the interview.

Just give him a second. I think he's gonna be all right.

Just got to use a little muscle.

Just know that.

Just need you to sign this form

Just on my break,

Just once it would be nice to experience a brand new one,

Just put a little Vergara on it.

Just remember to maintain eye contact,

Just seeing all those women celebrating,

Just some Tums.

Just somewhat circuitously.

Just swinging that big old wiener around.

Just think!

Just today. You?

Just trust me.

Just waiting for my ride.

Just waiting for us to slip up so he can bring the hammer down.

Just want to let you know, I know names besides Steve.

Just...

Just... just force myself to press play.

Just... Maybe not right away.

Kidding!

Kill 'em. Blow 'em up.

Kind of a groundswell.

Kinda. Okay.

Knock yourself out.

Know how much better than them you are.

Know this.

Know this.

Kristen Stewart was my bitch.

Ladrona puta.

Lady Libertyyyyyyyy...

Late bloomer, though I've more than made up for that since.

Lates.

Latinos can be doctors, and lawyers,

Laying around?

Leaving.

Let 'em start out with a fun party.

Let me answer that.

Let me be clear.

Let me do a little investigating.

Let me help you with that.

Let me help you with that.

Let me make this very easy for you.

Let somebody else fix it for once.

Let's all give Jonah a round of applause, everybody.

Let's always remember,

Let's err on the side of gay.

Let's get out there and have a newsworthy day.

Let's give Glenn a round of applause.

Let's go over some basics.

Let's go.

Let's maybe move on from the lights now, okay?

Let's not bring a lady into this, right?

Let's say you're, like, dancing around the room,

Let's see if Dina is up for the challenge.

Let's stick to departments that play to our strengths.

Let's take a break.

Let's talk about this.

Let's thank Dina

Like 5% additional discount,

Like a jingle, you know?

Like a panda.

Like a... statue.

Like civilized human beings?

Like edgy, dangerous, terrible, but never catchy!

Like Glenn, for instance.

Like I... I'm not just style over substance...

Like it owes him money.

Like kris kross, but nah, you him.

Like Mateo... what was it you were complaining about yesterday?

Like the class hamster

Like the other new guy.

Like they do in the movies?

Like we're buddies.

Like, a dessert pot luck kind of a thing.

Like, a person who thinks they're better than...

Like, conversationally?

Like, everyone cool I know has done that.

Like, I am sorry. I will "estop."

Like...

Listen up.

Listen; I apologize for the mess on my desk.

Listen. He's trying.

Literally, you know what?

Little peek a boo glances,

Little tip:

Liwanag!

Locked in the dark, you know,

Look at him. Mister big pants.

Look at that.

Look at that. I hit my finger.

Look at the Red Team. Brett just sold a shelf.

Look at us working together,

Look, he's got the key.

Look, I get that you're complimenting me,

Look, I guess you just have to ask yourselves,

Look, I just want everyone who comes into this store

Look, I know we've never been close.

Look, I think the people are getting impatient.

Look, I'm a Christian too, but in these four walls,

Look, I'm not falsely accusing her.

Look, I'm sorry, okay?

Look, man, I used to own the 5, okay?

Look, man, only a couple things to remember:

Look, my point is, there are people who do nothing

Look, now the panda's feeling sad!

Look, this doesn't have to be weird, okay?

Look.

Looks like I touched a nerve, huh?

Looks like somebody's taking the competition

Looks like you might get hurt.

Love's just in the air today, I guess.

M m murr!

Ma'am, I have the arm strength of a chimp,

Ma'am! Ma'am, I'm sorry.

Made the decision to go through with it.

Made us all realize how fragile the journey of life really is.

Make more money for us.

Make sure everything's up to code.

Male, Caucasian,

Man, I feel like a princess.

Man, if I got to be awake, he got to be awake.

Man, we got a long day ahead of us.

Many of us would like to leave.

Marcus Aurelius.

Margie, who shushed me

Mateo for Assistant Manager!

Mateo, I'm sorry, I just offered the job to Amy.

Mateo.

Mateo...

May your marriage be as sweet and colorful

May your marriage be as sweet and colorful

Maybe "Nurse Jackie"?

Maybe a different volunteer.

Maybe I can get some eggnog from up front.

Maybe it's Braxton Hicks.

Maybe just let her chill out for a little bit.

Maybe Latino people who would think that

Maybe lying's your thing.

Maybe my baby could grow up and be

Maybe she has gambling debts and she had to take time off

Maybe they'll surprise us.

Maybe we should all just stop talking about this.

Maybe we should save some of our wedding money

Maybe you could show me around back here.

Maybe you guys could, like, take this around

Maybe you should interview some other people first.

Maybe you'd like to come see my office.

Maybe your standards are too high.

Me neither, unless you count my birds.

Me neither. It's like when I "estart"

Me too.

Me? No, I don't... Mm mm.

Me... oh, big store. You know, I...

Mean. Redhead.

Mew mew mew. Peace!

Mexico hat!

Michael Jackson?

Midterm.

Millions of dollars?

Mind if I join you?

Mister big pants.

Mm Hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm. I understand.

Mm hmm. Overachievers.

Mm hmm. Yeah, yeah, no.

Mm, I got five bucks on the blonde.

Mm, nice try.

Mm, well, whatever it is, it's pitiful.

Mm.

Mm. Creative and humble.

Mm. Shake?

Moist towelettes to wipe up the gunpowder.

Moment of beauty?

Money's a little tight for me right now.

More times than I can count.

Morning, everyone. Grab some coffee.

Most rappers. Literally every athlete.

Mother[bleep], Amy! [Bleep], aye!

Move!

Move! Pharmacist coming through.

Moving around a store on wheels.

Moving on, one final announcement from Dina.

Moving on.

Multiple sizes.

Must be mostly upper body stuff.

My baby!

My band is playing at our wedding.

My bible is the employee code of conduct.

My bird Jeremy.

My boy! That is my boy!

My boyfriend just asked me to marry him.

My boyfriend, he...

My burro has run away.

My concern, specifically, is tartar.

My cousin Ricky started out shoplifting.

My family used to own a hardware store...

My favorite uncle was a cop.

My great grandma died the same way.

My gyno says I ovulate like a champ.

My hotel's right around the corner.

My mother would make in a bowl made from a giant rock.

My name is Mateo Fernando Aquino Liwanag,

My name is Steve.

My name's Steve, and the union... Okay.

My name's...

My name's... Steve.

My Nana used to say that all the time.

My respect for Ben Affleck.

My school paper once misidentified me

My shift starts in 20. I can get you free coffee.

My sister and I grew up

My sitter canceled, and she's hanging out

My training kicked in.

My wife kind of thinks my videos are stupid.

My wife kind of thinks my videos are stupid.

Nah, na na na na nah. Okay?

Nah, nah, nah, it's more than that.

Nah. Five G's, son.

Nailed it.

Name a song, though. I'll sing it for you.

Near the eyes?

Need some help with the grill?

Needs to be stuck in stodgy, old traditions.

Never have I ever hooked up in the store.

Never mind, I'm just playing.

Never recognize my face as a face.

Next custom... Dina.

Next to 80 bags of kitty litter.

Next up on the wedding train, "Guest Books".

Nice to meet you, Amy.

Nice work on those spreadsheets, Laquisha.

Nice.

Nice.

Nice. Oh, here we go.

No brakes!

No dependents.

No discernible scars or tattoos.

No longer forbidden, now just strongly discouraged."

No Mateo. Soy Jose!

No matter how bad a day you had,

No matter how good of a dancer Jerome is.

No offense, but you're my competition,

No one is leaving this room until I see someone

No one's into the contest.

No store credit.

No thank you, buh bye.

No two five, no.

No worries. All right

No, "decide tomorrow" is what I said yesterday.

No, and you know what?

No, Carmen, it's not what it looks like.

No, don't put that on the cake.

No, don't put that on the cake. Glenn, make him stop. See?

No, Glenn has...

No, Glenn!

No, he went home.

No, he's a victim.

No, honey, not another foster child.

No, how they keep us under 40 hours

No, I am a labor relations consultant.

No, I didn't mean... No, it's, uh...

No, I do, because I mean it. I mean it.

No, I don't want you to write "Congratulations. Got that?

No, I felt bad.

No, I just meant that we should think like a teenager.

No, I just meant that we should think like a teenager.

No, I just never realized my voice

No, I know that. I decided on the accent.

No, I mean, why is the Gold Team selling so hard?

No, I meant rides in general.

No, I wonder who's gonna replace her.

No, I wouldn't want to sound condescending

No, I'm good.

No, I'm good.

No, I'm having this baby here.

No, I'm praying right now.

No, I've been meaning to drop by the hospital anyway.

No, it doesn't at all. I'm fine with it.

No, it has nothing to do with race.

No, it's not what...

No, it's not!

No, it's not.

No, Mateo, I want to be the first to touch...

No, Mateo, your future is not here,

No, no, no, no, no, no, no! No! Come on!

No, no, no, no, wait, wait.

No, no, no, no, your secret is safe with me.

No, no, no, no!

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no. I don't think so.

No, no, no. Absolutely not.

No, no, no. I watch BET... sometimes.

No, no, not anytime for the shipment.

No, no, that's not... no.

No, no.

No, not "Congratulations. Got that?"

No, Rodrigo, stand back. You're too close to the edge.

No, stop it.

No, thanks. I don't need to.

No, thanks. Vegan.

No, that's a pizza dinner.

No, there's a difference between being sensitive

No, there's no ledge.

No, they don't have souls.

No, they don't.

No, they help you pay for college classes?

No, this is stupid.

No, uh, could you also ring up

No, wait! We're a store!

No, you don't need to move the car.

No, you don't need to start the engine

No, you have to tell people about incentives beforehand.

No, you're not!

No, you've got a nice voice.

No, you've succeeded in humiliating me.

No!

No!

No!

No!

No! You monster!

No! You stop.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. No, no.

No. No, no.

No. No, that's not...

No. That's what you said about calling corporate

No. Uh, boy or girl?

No. What? No.

No...

No...

No... ooh!

Nobody reads that.

None, and that fabric is supposed to be fire retardant.

Nope, it's "tartar."

Nope, nope, that's not me. I'm not a psychopath.

Nope, that is not my name.

Nope, they say the old signs

Nope. I'm fine. Learning on the job.

Nope. Yep. That can't be right.

Nope... offer's off the table.

Not "The Knick."

Not at all!

Not because of his bad ideas.

Not because she was white.

Not disclosing someone died on it is lying.

Not familiar with that one.

Not getting used to standing all day.

Not if we can get her to confess.

Not if you're thinking about God.

Not luck... lucky... not lucky you.

Not on my watch.

Not so cocky now, are you, Dina?

Not so great.

Not stupid, tall Jeremy.

Not that I know anything,

Not the items on the shelf... He sold an actual shelf.

Not to spend so much money on a wedding.

Not today, you're not!

Not today, you're not!

Not... well... you know what I mean.

Now give me a "C"!

Now he's bangin' out license plates in some prison

Now I get why you looked familiar

Now it's time to make it sizzle.

Now my demands are doubled.

Now we got a bunch to figure out.

Now we're going to do a little role playing exercise,

Now you have the facts.

Now, before I start this seminar,

Now, cockatoos, I assume you can't hear me right now

Now, don't think of it as "selling out."

Now, how do you spell your name?

Now, I used to end these meetings

Now, I'm gonna start killing somebody every minute,

Now, in the last 24 hours,

Now, just walk me through some of the features

Now, let me be clear.

Now, let's bleed some green! Yeah.

Now, listen up, Connie Chung.

Now, now. There, little lady.

Now, that is how rumors get started.

Now, that's... no. No, of course, no.

Now!

Obviously, don't have sex with any of the customers,

Of a sex shop, and look, it looks just like Amy.

Of a Wiccan space queen.

Of assistant manager to associate level

Of being painted as the stupid idealist

Of course you can have fun.

Of course you do.

Of course, it's up to you.

Of course.

Of having a face with zero character.

Of hella radical wedding stuff to show him.

Of his patterns.

Of my husband who died in the war fighting for America!

Of our Second Chances Program in the gold T shirts.

Of paid maternity leave for the employees?

Of something that, due to circumstance,

Of the deceased using their actual hair.

Of things you screwed up is not a good thing.

Of what a wedding should be.

Off of Glenn's idea.

Offensive? Like, who?

Oh my God, people love it.

Oh no, Amy. This is all lies.

Oh yeah? Prove it.

Oh, "Maze Runner!"

Oh, a violent spill...

Oh, AA batteries. I'll bring some home.

Oh, Amy's husband's here.

Oh, and feel free to take a water.

Oh, and try this on for size.

Oh, and you can tell Dicky Larson

Oh, bam!

Oh, boy.

Oh, but I do need someone

Oh, Cheyenne, she's awesome.

Oh, come on, guys, I mean...

Oh, come on.

Oh, come on.

Oh, come on. Lighten up.

Oh, could you not baptize my baby?

Oh, don't listen to her.

Oh, elitist? What is that?

Oh, excuse me, miss.

Oh, god!

Oh, god! Who is that?

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, going to the light.

Oh, good. More people.

Oh, gosh, that's what that is.

Oh, great job, Mateo. Great job.

Oh, great.

Oh, great. Some of us did have some concerns

Oh, he's a turd.

Oh, here's one of me and my kids at the beach.

Oh, hey, dude.

Oh, hey, guys.

Oh, hey, I should ask, are you okay with birds?

Oh, hey, um, I've decided to take up a collection

Oh, hey, you look so cute.

Oh, hey.

Oh, I called it. You can't be that tall and live.

Oh, I don't know.

Oh, I don't know...

Oh, I don't think so!

Oh, I don't waste my time with anger.

Oh, I guess you've heard

Oh, I know. "Leave a message, and we'll never call you back."

Oh, I special ordered my truck without one.

Oh, I still got to pay for it, so...

Oh, I think he's about to shoot a hostage.

Oh, I wondered why...

Oh, I... Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, I'm a solid 8.25.

Oh, I'm actually here as a customer today.

Oh, I'm not playing a character.

Oh, I'm really busy right now. Can it wait?

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot you work retail.

Oh, I'm sorry. I'll be right out.

Oh, I'm sure you'll be happy with me gone.

Oh, I'm working on my presentation

Oh, I've dated some losers.

Oh, I've got instincts for days, lady.

Oh, it is good to be outside.

Oh, it'll change your life. Let's go.

Oh, it's 8:00.

Oh, it's bleeding from the uterus

Oh, it's not ego.

Oh, it's so pretty!

Oh, it's so...

Oh, Jay, thank you for my necklace!

Oh, Jonah touched a dead guy! Jonah touched a dead guy!

Oh, just...

Oh, look.

Oh, MC Cool Cloud, you are too much.

Oh, my bad, yo.

Oh, my God, Bo. She loves it.

Oh, my god, the photo lab is a great spot.

Oh, my God, you were right, Mateo... you're always right!

Oh, my god.

Oh, my God. He's deaf!

Oh, my God. Hey! Hey!

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, my.

Oh, nice. Yeah.

Oh, nice. Yeah.

Oh, no, I can't. I'm not a pharmacist.

Oh, no, I'm s... I didn't... I'm so sorry.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

Oh, no, no, no, no. Are you kidding me?

Oh, no, no, no, we not talking about that.

Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, no, no, no. I'm fine.

Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no.

Oh, no, no.

Oh, no, no. You guys do not have to do this.

Oh, no, this is damaged.

Oh, no.

Oh, oh, oh. Okay. Okay.

Oh, oh, so sorry, sir.

Oh, oh, that's what Jonah says?

Oh, oh, would you look at us? Huh?

Oh, okay.

Oh, okay.

Oh, okay.

Oh, okay. Nope, sure.

Oh, okay. Well, thanks, Glenn.

Oh, quitting that job

Oh, right, yeah. That sucks too.

Oh, score, Luisa M.!

Oh, shake what the good lord gave you, Glenn,

Oh, she's here.

Oh, she's right.

Oh, shoot.

Oh, shoot.

Oh, smile!

Oh, sure, get back to jewelry.

Oh, teasing doesn't even faze you?

Oh, thank God. I thought I was gonna have

Oh, thank you!

Oh, thank you.

Oh, that is a super fun read.

Oh, that means it's just outsi...

Oh, that's a new one.

Oh, that's even better.

Oh, that's great!

Oh, that's great.

Oh, the "H" you will.

Oh, this could be bangin'.

Oh, this year the winning team gets...

Oh, those? We're done. We went through those.

Oh, thought I heard the music. Guess I timed it wrong.

Oh, too bad, so sad.

Oh, uh, yeah.

Oh, um, J O N...

Oh, um, thank you, little girl,

Oh, um...

Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait!

Oh, wait. No, no, no. Let me help you with that.

Oh, we could pamper ourselves.

Oh, well, actually, we both are.

Oh, what a surprise.

Oh, what's up?

Oh, who cares? I have ideas all the time.

Oh, whoa, whoa!

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow. Oh, wow.

Oh, wow. That is not what I...

Oh, yeah, but I think only half.

Oh, yeah, thanks.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. The charts.

Oh, you didn't?

Oh, you know what, I'm actually not in charge...

Oh, you think everything is a racket.

Oh, you want to just call corporate and ask them?

Oh, you're going a little too far now.

Oh, you're gonna be working here?

Oh, you're welcome.

Oh, your teeth taste so good.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Oh, hey, man. Meet our new employee.

Oh! Oh, that was a big one.

Oh! Oh!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Okay.

Oh. Okay. Yeah, I get it.

Oh. Uh, yeah.

Oh. Um... then also no.

Oh. You were working. Where?

Oh...

Oh...

Oh... No, thank you.

Ohh!

Okay, again, again, again!

Okay, again, Bo is coming back, all right?

Okay, all right,

Okay, Amy, could you come and say a few secular words?

Okay, and what about your three greatest weaknesses?

Okay, but is it, like, a conversation

Okay, but... You know, like that,

Okay, calm down.

Okay, everybody look over at me now.

Okay, fine.

Okay, fine. Bam. Six weeks.

Okay, good cop, bad cop.

Okay, hang tight down there, 1217.

Okay, heads down.

Okay, here we go.

Okay, I get it.

Okay, I just need to know if I should come in tomorrow.

Okay, I love you, bye.

Okay, I thought we were throwing this party together,

Okay, I'm just gonna say it:

Okay, I'm just gonna... I'm gonna press play, okay?

Okay, I've made some mistakes.

Okay, if you like what you heard and saw,

Okay, just to be clear,

Okay, let's consider all our options.

Okay, let's get back out there,

Okay, let's just talk this through.

Okay, listen Rizzoli and Isles,

Okay, look. Dina...

Okay, look. I took part in a cow birth once.

Okay, look...

Okay, no, well, all right.

Okay, okay.

Okay, she hasn't been in there long,

Okay, so do you have any questions

Okay, so I know what's in the store

Okay, so if a baby does poo poo, would you, like,

Okay, so the article that I'm writing

Okay, so, let's address the elephant in the room.

Okay, so, uh, I'ma throw you, like, a hypothetical.

Okay, sure. Sorry.

Okay, thanks.

Okay, thanks. Bye.

Okay, that's as loud as my voice goes, so I'm...

Okay, that's good.

Okay, the bad news

Okay, the bad news is we're locked in.

Okay, there you go.

Okay, there's a difference between...

Okay, they're gone.

Okay, this is it!

Okay, this seems like something

Okay, uh, did you hear the one

Okay, uh, Garrett, thank you for sharing.

Okay, uh, huh.

Okay, um...

Okay, um... I'll see you out there.

Okay, Uncle Jonah's back.

Okay, we get it. You know the term Braxton Hicks.

Okay, well, I could help you find someone.

Okay, well, I just think that

Okay, well, I think we can all

Okay, well, I will just jot that down, then.

Okay, well, I'm the boss now,

Okay, well, that's valid.

Okay, well, um...

Okay, where are the other boxes?

Okay, where do we start? Look at all these fun colors.

Okay, yeah. That's it?

Okay, yes,

Okay, yes, that's cheesy, but...

Okay, you know what?

Okay, you know what? I understand

Okay, you know what? Stop.

Okay, you know, fine, I'll just, uh,

Okay!

Okay!

Okay! It's not a motel.

Okay?

Okay? Thanks.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Charcoal or gas?

Okay. First question.

Okay. Have fun now.

Okay. Hey, how'd you like to join a union?

Okay. I get it.

Okay. I'll figure something out, I guess...

Okay. I'm coming with you!

Okay. I'm just gonna say it.

Okay. Just wanted to know if I should wait.

Okay. Let me just...

Okay. Shift assignments.

Okay. Sorry.

Okay. Stay still.

Okay. Surprising triggers.

Okay. That's great, Brian.

Okay. The other night,

Okay. Well, thanks, Glenn.

Okay. Yeah, okay.

Okay. You know what?

Okay... ten, nine... Agh!

Olé!

Olé!

On a Friday evening to hang them all up.

On all wrapping paper and gift bags.

On inappropriate sexual behavior in the workplace.

On inappropriate sexual behavior in the workplace.

On shorty's little business going on here?

On some of these guys.

On the cover would be like their Holy Grail or something.

On the Red Team or the Gold Team.

One day he was alive, and then the next...

One moment.

One second. Hey, babe, what's up?

One stop shopping

One time you got there from Hugh Laurie.

One to joke around all the time.

Oof, I mean, the sexual politics are just so nuanced.

Ooh, cool move, cowboy.

Ooh, cool move, cowboy.

Ooh, corporate messed up.

Ooh, fun fact.

Ooh, I did not see that coming,

Ooh, is that Mexican ketchup?

Ooh, pancakes.

Ooh, that's great. Hey.

Ooh, there's a jingle writing contest.

Ooh, wait. Uh, hold on.

Ooh, wow.

Ooh, yes.

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh.

Ooh.

Ooh. That usually wakes 'em up.

Oops. Skull fracture.

Open your door with caution, please.

Or "expensive,"

Or "jewelry."

Or "roof" when I'm around you.

Or a musician or something?

Or are you gonna be, like, a dick about it?

Or come back tomorrow.

Or count to ten or something like that.

Or do you want me to strap you into this chair?

Or do you want your child raised by Glenn?

Or even love?

Or generic, kind of unoriginal?

Or get out!

Or guilt?

Or I can go home, call your corporate offices,

Or I could finish eating my mac and cheese.

Or I mean bail out my fiancé!

Or I will be waiting for you in the parking lot

Or maybe it's something else.

Or non denominational life force, I guess,

Or not.

Or shock?

Or solitude?

Or sooner, like a lot of my friends.

Or to make myself feel better?"

Or try and find some moments of beauty

Or we can agree that sometimes good people make mistakes,

Or we could play it again

Or, as Amy would say...

Or, whatever... I'm sorry, I never saw it.

Otherwise, believe me, I am...

Our party budget is only $60,

Our red shirted employees

Outdoor lighting is in aisle four.

Over the next 60 minutes...

Ow, ow, ow. Ow, ow, ow.

Ow!

Ow! Damn it!

Ow! Frank!

Ow! Sorry.

Paid maternity leave is just automatic?

Paid suspension.

Parents.

Parody.

Part of me's glad I missed the recital.

Past stereotypes, we learn to appreciate

Paying for their copy of "Barney's Breat Adventure."

Peace offering.

People are not gonna buy salsa from you

People assume all Christians are homophobes.

People do not like to be told how to spend their money.

People here are quicksand. They will suck you in.

People love hearing good news from me.

Personally, I like those.

Pfft...

Photo lab... seven months ago.

Pick someone at random.

Picket fences. Good schools.

Pimples.

Pitiful means sad.

Place the ribs at a direct heat

Please don't bully me.

Please don't tip me.

Please hold for Greg.

Please hold.

Please let me know so I can hide.

Please pick her up at customer service.

Please pretend I did not just call myself "Uncle Jonah."

Please, enjoy your individual pepperoni pizza, okay?

Please, I'm not in the mood.

Please!

Please!

Please... I...

Plus a car seat and a crib and daycare,

Plus, I looked up the store policy.

Plus, she has leadership experience.

Pose yourself. There's nothing like it.

Pretty cool.

Pretty much from day one.

Pretty's not the problem.

Privately?

Probably died of old age.

Prom.

Punch him in the face.

Put in the minutes with.

Put organic foods next to environmentally friendly home products...

Put our hands in the middle and go, "Yay."

Putting employees with disabilities on the cover.

Quick thinking.

Racism, you hear a lot about it,

Raise up a baller ass shorty,

Real people's jobs are at stake.

Really pops on darker skin.

Really, I'm in awe of single mothers, so...

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really? Uh, wow, yes,

Really? Who?

Rebecca, who is icy to me, cosmetics.

Reduce 0.25.

Reflect.

Reggie, thanks for looking at me weird.

Relationships between supervisors and subordinates

Relax, things have a way of working out.

Remember, from before?

Reminds me of my indoor rock climbing days.

Reprice 0.25?

Reprice inventory in the future?

Riffing off each other's ideas, huh?

Right at my fingertips that recorded your illegal activity.

Right there, big ol' wheels.

Right this way.

Right this way.

Right, better to have the wedding in a treehouse,

Right, like how hookers

Right, Mateo?

Right, uh, whatever this is, Mateo, I...

Right? Dig in, everyone.

Right.

Right.

Right.

Right.

Right. Dina, do you think this is really a good idea?

Right. No, I get it.

Right. Sure.

Rip, rip, double rip.

Rocking the "Don't Let Him Near Your Children Collection."

Rodger dodger.

Romance of all of... this.

Sadder?

Safe now.

Sal and I are having sex in the dressing rooms.

Sale's over!

Same principle as a burrito.

Same thing happened at the Kirkwood store a few months ago.

Sandra?

Sandwiches? Burritos?

Save some for the baby."

Scout, Taffy, FDR, Pikachu, you guys are in charge,

See how far I can fly.

See how that just rolled off the tongue?

See that? In the back corner?

See ya.

See you at work tomorrow, Jonah?

See you in hell, cute baby stuff.

See you later, sucka!

See you tomorrow.

See, most people would see a loading dock,

See, she was playing a character there that was...

See, that sounds stalker y,

See?

See? I shut her down.

See? Yep, some people love it,

Señor Cloud es muy deliciosa.

Señor Cloud salsa...

Seriously?

Seriously? Just stop it.

Shake things up a little bit.

Shark attack.

Sharpie occasionally, but...

She could sue the store! Do you remember Linda Beavers?

She did it, I just can't prove it.

She died alone. Well, she will die alone.

She doesn't even remember my name.

She doesn't seem to know what we're doing here,

She is from Kansas City.

She just got a concussion.

She needs to do what I tell her to do.

She shouldn't have to kill herself just to have a baby.

She told me the doctor said she was too fat to work.

She was born without knees,

She was fired for falsely accusing someone of shoplifting.

She was head switchboard operator

She was just teaching us this fun game

She was legally blind and super drunk.

She was making a joke about racism.

She was my sister!

She was probably gonna say "little bird."

She was. Thank you.

She'd never seen someone with so much tartar.

She's a beaut, huh?

She's getting married, not shipping coffee.

She's interested in him because he's cute,

She's loco.

She's still alive. She's only like 50 or something.

She's very... she's... they're very pretty, yep.

Shh, you're being too loud!

Shh! We're not allowed to bring our kids to work.

Shh.

Shh. It's gonna be okay.

Shorty by the side.

Should I have a belt?

Should I just put it...

Should I make an announcement?

Shut it all down!

Shut it all down!

Shut it down!

Shut it down!

Shut up, Sandra.

Shut up, Sandra.

Sí. Sí, sí, sí.

Signs are all up... Really popping.

Silver plated, lace bows.

Since I was ten.

Since right now.

Since sixth grade,

Since when have you been in this for the money?

Since when?

Since you should all be asleep already.

Sir, is there something I can help you with?

Sir, no...

Sir, you need to stay right there.

Sizzling in a fashion forward take on Cloud 9 nightwear.

Skinny girl margarita mix... That's not... that's not it.

Slow down! This is not fair!

Smart.

So a couple of us were talking about the possibility

So act like the leaders I know that you are.

So all my videos are done in real time.

So are you leaving, or...

So call an Uber. Exactly.

So can you please start selling people crap they don't need?

So can you tell me just something... interesting?

So could you give that guy his shot for me?

So does that mean you'll stop telling me

So everybody thinks he looks like me?

So far it's a tie.

So far it's not really working out for me.

So funny.

So go ahead, boss lady.

So green beans are on sale for 89¢.

So here I am,

So how can you even ask me that?

So how long you been a racist?

So how, exactly, are we getting her to confess?

So how'd you guys meet?

So I assume that would extend to my baby as well.

So I called my wife to come get it,

So I don't have groups of strange men

So I guess we both got stuff to brag about.

So I need the money.

So I realized the answer to our assistant manager problem

So I recorded it on my phone

So I thought I'd jazz myself up a bit.

So I thought I'd pick up a couple odds and ends.

So I'm just throwing that out there.

So I'm kind of actually rooting for you to fail.

So I'm not pregnant now, but thank you for thinking so.

So I'm, uh, part of the group now.

So imagine, like, a bag of cherry pie filling,

So is he, like, a... Like, a really funny guy

So it's time for the Gold Team to stop pussyfooting around.

So it's Tuesday, right?

So just apologize, and hopefully,

So many family photos, you know?

So Mateo assigned her to freezer duty.

So maybe $100 doesn't mean that much to you,

So maybe pick another name.

So much.

So my dad says I have to.

So pretty soon this party is gonna have zero clowns.

So romantic.

So sad.

So she can start to learn my smell.

So she had to, like, get in there with her tongue

So she has to wait for her sister to come get her.

So stop selling them this, so they can't make this.

So tell me about this special guy.

So thank you.

So that I may concentrate on... personal matters.

So that might be a little confusing for everyone.

So that she can take the day off, but still get paid.

So that we can share any feelings that we have.

So that you don't tear your pee hole.

So that's what you would do if your baby cried, huh?

So that's why we've agreed to share custody.

So the photo lab, huh?

So there you have it, guys.

So there's no right or wrong answers.

So they don't have to give us benefits?

So this is a great use of my time.

So this whole day was a waste of my time, then.

So to welcome our new employees...

So tragic.

So was that a no for pizza?

So we don't have, like, people peeping in

So what are we thinking for lunch?

So what else did Mom say about me?

So what now?

So what was the point of that?

So where'd you go to school? Oh...

So who won?

So why don't you just get 'em out of your system now?

So will the videos. Jonah's already invested.

So you better do what I say.

So you guys have, like, more ideas to talk about.

So you just walk around with $5,000 in your pocket?

So you just want everything to stay exactly the same?

So you scan, hit "reassign,"

So you think I'm unlucky?

So you will sign this card,

So you're not gonna get paid

So you're saying never help anyone?

So, Amy, how are you feeling?

So, if anyone gets this message, could you call me back, please?

So, if anything, thank you.

So, if you're still in the store,

So, if you're with me, I will see all of you

So, instead of just telling her you were not interested,

So, please, let's put our best foot forward, okay?

So, she just kept the dead man's wallet,

So, the episiotomy is when they have to snip

So, uh, just stack 'em in the pharmacy,

So, while we haven't caught the raccoon yet,

So, you know, maybe you could go home tonight, sleep on it,

So, you know...

So, you tap that?

So, you're gonna try and do both of these jobs yourself?

So...

So...

So...

So... sometimes...

So... The stems create a natural holding stick.

Some paid maternity leave.

Some people like to hunt elk, or deer.

Some people like to volunteer it.

Somebody put a bullet in me.

Someone is going to be in that chair tomorrow.

Something critical about Lady Gaga,

Something going on with you and Dina?

Sometimes I just really want to slap him.

Sometimes I just want to get in my car

Sometimes I like the tomatillo

Sometimes I'll run into people, and they'll say,

Sometimes you get to see people's naked photos.

Sorry about the ****, dude.

Sorry ev... Nope.

Sorry for the mix up, you can go.

Sorry, guys, but you had said earlier that maybe we

Sorry, I'm babbling.

Sorry, no refunds.

Sorry, sorry.

Sorry, was doing a teal and green story.

Sorry.

Sounds dreamy.

Sounds kind of British.

Sounds like a big deal to me.

Sparkly.

Specifically curated to Cheyenne and Bo's...

Speed up. Go, go, go.

Spinning around on this...

Sponsored by Sturgis and Sons

Stand back. We're taking this for a ride.

Stand down. Drop that paper, yo.

Stating that I let you go and that you won't sue the store.

Stay here, and, uh, whatever you do,

Steamy stuff.

Step aside. I need room.

Step back from the ledge.

Step into my office.

Steve.

Steve.

Steve.

Stock up quick!

Stocked ice cream.

Stop calling this a hobby.

Stop interrupting me.

Stop it, Jonah.

Stop it! Come on!

Stop making me talk.

Stop making me talk.

Stop selling everything!

Stop, stop! Please, I'm begging you!

Stop! It's him, it's him.

Straight from the factory,

Strawberry blondes should not be allowed to grow facial hair.

Strength of a lion.

Stupid, Dina, stupid!

Sturgis and Sons was a community.

Sturgis and Sons?

Such a... such a special moment to share.

Such that, to anyone who wasn't there in person,

Sue, Cheryl, Keith, Guillermo...

Sure there's nothing we can say to make you stay?

Sure, Glenn.

Sure, man, that works.

Sure, man, that works.

Sure, sure. You know what?

Sure, yeah.

Sure. Thank you.

Take care of her.

Take this.

Taking a well earned break with my coworkers.

Talent portion?

Talk like a normal person!

Tartar, tartar, tartar, tartar.

Teachable moment.

Teen mom, porn star.

Tell her.

Tell me what to do.

Ten years of long days, actually.

Than a few bucks for charity.

Than my usual spot.

Thank y...

Thank you all for gathering to help me

Thank you for that, Dina.

Thank you so much for coming today.

Thank you so much for shopping at Cloud 9.

Thank you so much,

Thank you so much.

Thank you very much.

Thank you, Dina.

Thank you, Glenn, but I... I do think it also might

Thank you, Jonah.

Thank you, Mateo.

Thank you, Myrtle.

Thank you, on behalf of myself and Bo.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Thank you! Such a gentleman.

Thank you! Such a gentleman.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Think fast!

Thanks a lot, guys.

Thanks for coming in anyway.

Thanks for trying.

Thanks for your time.

Thanks for, uh, keeping an eye on her.

Thanks, Amy.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks. Thanks.

Thanks. This was a good idea.

That adds to all the colors of the cloud.

That Cheyenne was the lucky girl you'd be proposing to.

That doesn't count.

That felt pretty good, right?

That guy told me he had a really bad cold.

That hasn't been all dinged up, you know?

That he can suck my big, fat, sweaty toe.

That he can suck my big, fat, sweaty toe.

That helping people just because they're white

That her grandmother was sick.

That I can know I'm just gonna

That I picked up off the floor of the garden center?

That I raised currently in prison.

That I wanted to ask you about.

That I was the responsible one.

That I've played with.

That is a receipt,

That is Cloud 9 store property!

That is the best "Die Hard."

That is, if you haven't already offered Myrtle the job.

That last shot of Sambuca?

That look remotely like her.

That looked pretty serious.

That makes it my jurisdiction.

That means a lot.

That means money.

That means... that means Wednesday's coming.

That meeting was such a joke.

That nothing is gonna change around here unless we change it.

That phone has a really good speaker on it.

That really blew my mind.

That say, "God is a black woman."

That seems like a lot to spend on a hobby.

That she walking around with a bag of crystal meth?

That she's just attracted to him?

That shoplifter's still upstairs.

That should be in center.

That should be in our constitution.

That should be the first question we ask,

That should have been a red flag, okay?

That shut her up.

That sound fun?

That sounds awesome.

That sounds easy.

That sounds heavenly.

That sounds incredibly not fun.

That sounds like an expensive celebration you're planning.

That stinks.

That there has been some very heavy flirtation happening.

That things have been getting pretty intense with.

That turd walked out with a Cloud 9 scanner gun.

That was all one guy.

That was fast.

That was great.

That was shaping up to be a really nice metaphor.

That was the directions to my hotel.

That was the head Minion,

That was your baby.

That we don't accept rewards points for his medication?

That we should have gone more gay.

That would be messed up.

That would be... really,

That would change everything to 25¢.

That wouldn't be the worst thing...

That you guys are starting to think about being...

That you're upset about Glenn.

That, in there...

That... it travels. That one's a traveler.

That'd be hilarious.

That'll be the end of it.

That's a good idea.

That's a little much.

That's a very offensive question

That's a very worthy cause,

That's a violation of the code of conduct.

That's about making you money,

That's actually a cubic zirconia knockoff.

That's actually...

That's an interesting tattoo.

That's an order.

That's an... it's an expression.

That's because I'm truly listening.

That's exactly what I'm saying!

That's funny. The name tag, and...

That's good to know.

That's great, Mateo!

That's how faces work,

That's how I do it, yo.

That's me. That's what I sound like.

That's mine. I came in with it.

That's my point exactly.

That's not a contract.

That's not a problem I have to deal with.

That's not how I am.

That's not in center.

That's not mine, someone else must have put it there.

That's not what I said.

That's not what my music's about, yo.

That's one of our carts.

That's one of our carts.

That's pretty cocky.

That's quicksand.

That's really pretty.

That's released through the vagina.

That's ridiculous!

That's right. I always got that right here.

That's so fun.

That's so messed up.

That's so... specific.

That's the only part left I even like.

That's the only thing that bugs you about this company?

That's true, yes.

That's true.

That's va... no, it's not valid! You know what?

That's what I said.

That's what I'm doing,

That's what I'm doing.

That's what makes it original, yo.

That's what the Nazis said.

That's why I have a dedicated ankle day at the gym.

That's why I went to journalism school.

That's why the monkeys do it.

That's why you're my manager.

That's why, if it was up to me, I'd fire half the staff.

That's why, if it was up to me, I'd fire half the staff.

That's, like, half of Bo's stack.

That's, uh... I guess, then, one could say

That's... actually surprisingly not terrible.

That's... I don't think you're lucky.

That's... it's what we do to everybody.

The alarm means it's too full!

The American superstore.

The area between your vagina and your butthole

The baby's compressing my lungs...

The banging.

The calf died, but I learned what not to do.

The charity is real. Yeah, check it out.

The color difference in your signage is marginal.

The company's targeted maneuvers

The contractions stopped.

The customer is always right.

The dude that voiced MC Cool Cloud

The fl... who's the floor supervisor?

The flat part is actually gonna go towards the back of the gun.

The four of you can celebrate

The hands of Jesus Christ, who saves us from our sins.

The important thing is,

The intelligence of a dolphin,

The key's above the tire.

The last few moments of his life with us.

The last guy I dated only hung out with me

The less impossible it might be that he could have sex with you,

The less screwing everything up you do, the better.

The lights dim, and the doors automatically lock.

The lights dim, and the doors automatically lock.

The machine's just a little stuck, and I've got to...

The man knows how to close. How does he do it?

The name "Sturgis" was synonymous with tools...

The new issue of "Stratus" is here.

The new ones are a bold, exciting color

The only thing I asked you to do was put the carts away.

The person thinks it's their fault.

The place is way fancier

The point is, if you go down the adoption road,

The point is, she was late.

The position will be coming with stock options.

The prize is a $10 Cloud 9 gift card.

The proof that you did it... was lost.

The real victory is that we did it together.

The responsible one?

The RX 5 got five spokes on RoadPro,

The second hottest girl at work.

The shot which comes out of this needle.

The situation arose where you were accused

The store has been closed for 20 minutes.

The thing is, you just sent us the shipment of signs now,

The tweakers use this to make this.

The Vilano Forza's the way to go.

The whole six foot tall, blonde hair thing.

The woman is a maid.

The word "party" changes things.

The... the something group.

Then each one is worse than the one before it.

Then I gave birth to my daughter.

Then it was like, crash!

Then maybe this is on you.

Then someone else can go home with it.

Then they'll just get someone else.

Then this is gonna be fun.

Then we never would've had that movie about Iran, or...

Then you push the expensive stuff.

Then... each one is worse than the one before it.

There are certain expectations.

There are no wrong answers.

There are some things that I wanted to say to you,

There is not one section dedicated to gay weddings?

There is so much I don't understand about sales.

There is... A guy at work

There was a couple of times where I thought,

There was a faulty surveillance camera.

There was only one thing left inside: hope.

There we go.

There would be an aisle for single moms,.

There would be an aisle for veterans.

There you go. See?

There's a $100 prize for the winning team.

There's a difference between not knowing how the real world

There's a different child on every jar.

There's a man there, Sal,

There's a spot right over there.

There's a water stain in the shape of a crescent moon, so...

There's about 50 store rules

There's celebrities that have too much tartar.

There's Glenn, and there's, um...

There's never any blood!

There's no need to identify

There's nobody to let anyone in the dressing rooms,

There's not really much to see back here.

There's this section here:

There's two of them.

These are standard fluorescent lights powered by...

These corporate magazines love

These meetings are worse from up here.

They all snowflakes.

They asked me if I wanted to make

They can't just fire you.

They don't care.

They don't pay me what they pay me to slack off.

They got Bluetooth technology, which is great.

They hate that.

They just become dirt.

They just don't expect her to be the life of the party.

They just want some nice photos

They learnt that to us in public school.

They need to start treating us better.

They probably forgot to load them on the truck.

They put pictures on the targets.

They realize they're basically just fighting over a white net

They recommend one a year, but I like to go extra.

They tend to just want to put their fingers in.

They want to go up, but can't,

They want to hear your big ideas.

They were all prominent African American leaders.

They wouldn't know you had did it.

They're beautiful trash flowers.

They're definitely pretty similar.

They're gonna ask you if you were helped by someone

They're gonna blow it all on some big party.

They're less prone to toppling.

They're not going to do anything for Cheyenne.

They're so clean.

Things are crazy for me right now.

Think I got all the information I need.

Think it through, okay?

Think of it as "cashing in."

Think what's best for the baby.

This baby is not gonna be born in Cloud 9.

This chant seems a little on the long side.

This company, that wouldn't even spring for full doughnuts,

This company's a sham.

This feels about right as the ending to the day.

This good to ditch work.

This guy, he doesn't want

This has nothing to do with you.

This is a big moment.

This is a high velocity 440 grain lead

This is a nightmare.

This is a private moment.

This is a weird night.

This is all kinds of elegant.

This is because Jonah said

This is benefitting a very worthwhile cause.

This is fine.

This is gonna be a long day.

This is gonna be fun, so...

This is guy stuff...

This is happening!

This is how rumors get started.

This is it! The baby's coming!

This is Jeremy, vice president of employee relations.

This is kind of fun, right?

This is me, Dina, talking to you, union buster Steve.

This is my jam.

This is nice, huh?

This is not a sexual thing.

This is not about me.

This is not Adam's fault. This is my fault.

This is not forbidden anymore.

This is not gonna help,

This is not how it looks.

This is our store manager, um, Glenn Sturgis.

This is pretty as hell.

This is quicksand, and this is you drowning in it.

This is the fault of YouTube.

This is what I trained for.

This is what you get when you've got weak joints.

This is your fault.

This is your garden variety generic decongestant.

This is, cómo se dice, pineapple.

This isn't working.

This might be a cultural thing, but around here,

This mistake is being corrected, so...

This morning when I was singing.

This next part's very important.

This one would be our very own baby.

This one. Done.

This one's eyes are dead,

This one's twice as much,

This part.

This stuff is $2,500?

This thing is kicking my bladder

This was great.

This white dude from my middle school

This would be kind of the store baby.

This... this is tricky, um...

This'll be even better in 4K Ultra HD, huh?

This'll work.

Those are beautiful, Glenn. Thank you.

Those are dollars, and that's how much this stuff costs.

Those are the same signs we just took down.

Those are two examples.

Those college courses are gonna help me

Though it has dramatically increased

Threatening to kill you when they propose.

Till the pedals came loose

To annoy my coworkers with.

To anyone else?

To ask a disabled person.

To ask you to put on that accent, right?

To associate level... personal reasons.

To buy things that they don't want or need.

To call your "Dad's friend?"

To Cheyenne.

To do favors for the mob boss that she owes money to.

To do something for yourself, just for once.

To do this on the day.

To each other.

To erase and re record, press 2.

To feel accepted.

To feel different than yesterday.

To get a sense of what our child's life

To get her in trouble, so...

To get the suckers in the door,

To get us to choose you over Dina, then...

To get you a new Xbox.

To go around saying things like that.

To hand out samples of the new

To hang these things by myself.

To have inconvenienced you, and we are willing to

To have one more each!

To high school, even though I make it work,

To just organize the store by product type.

To learn more about what kind of parents you'd be,

To make sure any photo of me is unusable.

To memorialize a man.

To open the glove compartment.

To play chess with my dad,

To play make believe,

To put it into perspective,

To put the rings on 'cause they're important.

To reorganize the toy section

To sign this card.

To someone's... Hel... hetero normal ideal

To stack a few cans.

To take over the Señor Cloud salsa stand.

To take the creepiness down to about a two, okay?

To the abortion clinic.

To the severed leg of a mannequin.

To welcome two new angels to our Cloud 9 family.

Today is a, uh, very exciting day,

Told you. That's what happens

Tom Cruise...

Too much.

Toothbrushes.

Touch the ground!

Towels. Towels. Towels.

Transferring now. Please hold.

TransGlennder.

Tried to help.

Trust me, no one will know the jewelry is here.

Trust me, you don't want the RX 5.

Trust me. I've been doing this for years.

Truth be told, the backslash in the employee's bathroom...

Truth is, I need a break.

Try a free sample of our new salsa, sir?

Try doing this job six months pregnant.

Trying to avoid a big guy named Crazy Eyes.

Trying to look like I have purpose.

Tupac Shakur.

Two 17 year olds are making a bad decision?

Two pills so similar in appearance,

Two teams... one gold, one red...

Typically, their employees would be in unions.

Ugh, God.

Ugh, that word.

Ugh! I just ate!

Ugh.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Uh huh, uh huh.

Uh huh. Wow.

Uh oh. Where's that five G's?

Uh, 80 20 is a deal. You got yourself a deal.

Uh, but I'd be happy to, uh, you know, discuss bribe money...

Uh, but you... you bravely

Uh, but, you know...

Uh, buy one, get one free toothpaste.

Uh, don't panic, don't panic, don't panic.

Uh, excuse me.

Uh, fake cry.

Uh, hey, hey. Now, now.

Uh, hey, listen.

Uh, hmm.

Uh, I do, yes,

Uh, I don't see it.

Uh, I don't think that's true.

Uh, I feel awful you hurt yourself.

Uh, let's not...

Uh, maybe it's because she thought

Uh, no, no, no, no. I'm just browsing.

Uh, no, no.

Uh, oh, and Sal, I'm gonna need you

Uh, okay, this is gonna sound crazy, but,

Uh, okay.

Uh, right. Yeah.

Uh, so, ching chong."

Uh, thank you so much.

Uh, the ponytail is not forced.

Uh, the relationship...

Uh, wait a sec.

Uh, we mostly played video games.

Uh, well, perhaps seeing a dead person today

Uh, what about me? I teach preschool.

Uh, which of these headphones would you recommend?

Uh, yeah, but I'm a pharmacist.

Uh, yeah, but...

Uh, yeah, loco! Loco 'bout bustin' perps!

Uh, yeah, yeah, I just wanted to run something by you.

Uh, you know, Emma, whatever it is,

Uh, you know, if the roles were reversed...

Uh, you know, your mom is actually

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh... Wow.

Uhh!

Um, Amy, I've got a feeling this is right up your alley.

Um, apparently there's not

Um, but...

Um, get back to work.

Um, how about we start the tour?

Um, I can. I can do it.

Um, I Instagrammed it.

Um, I like my fish with "tar tar" sauce.

Um, I think I need to get back to the jewelry counter.

Um, I'll be right back.

Um, is anyone else feeling feelings of apathy?

Um, is anyone feeling any sadness?

Um, it's not.

Um, no. I'm not doing it.

Um, okay, whatever you say.

Um, okay. Thank you.

Um, only our internal corporate magazine!

Um, she couldn't talk.

Um, sorry, ma'am?

Um, that's just not something we offer.

Um, wait, I have to watch the jewelry counter.

Um, where's Amy?

Um, why don't you open up

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um... no.

Um... yeah. Okay. Uh...

Um....

Umm... hmm.

Under The Sea Harry Potter."

Understood.

Unions are great for people

Unless they think it's authentic.

Unless you agree to marry me, Cheyenne.

Unless you decide to move it.

Unless you were in, like, the break room maybe.

Unless...

Uno mas!

Until someone asks me to leave.

Up to you. Oh...

Use your noggin.

Usually when I get drunk, I talk really loud,

Very expensive electronics

Very intelligent, educated, more cultured quality,

Victory is sweet. Hoo hoo.

Vogue!

Wait a minute. That's your daughter!

Wait up.

Wait, I have another one!

Wait, I'm sorry.

Wait, so you detained her without proof?

Wait, this is what you were doing all day?

Wait, you're gonna give her my shot?

Wait; do you really think that's it?

Wait. Where are you going?

Wait. Why am I the last...

Wait. You saw her in Makeup?

Wait. You're on the Red Team.

Wall to wall, brother.

Wandering through my house every night.

Want to chug these cream sodas like two really good bros?

Wants to file an official complaint of racial bias?

Warm and rustic! All right.

Was actually the old school grill, right?

Was giving bride Jonah away to the gorilla.

Was standing next to bride Jonah,

Was the best thing that's ever happened to me.

Was the first thing I said when I woke up from my coma.

We all thank you for it.

We also need to remember

We always keep the best rolls right in the middle.

We are Cloud 9.

We are gonna take a journey through time and race.

We are here for you no matter what,

We are learning lots about each other.

We are not finished!

We are offering a 10% discount

We are!

We can all learn a lesson here.

We can talk about it later.

We can't afford a grill right now.

We can't have a little fun at work, does it?

We could do whatever we want.

We could use this as, uh, decorations for the party.

We couldn't even agree on a theme for our summer barbecue.

We didn't know Charles, but he chose to spend

We don't have to listen to that stupid Muzak they make us play.

We don't have to tell anyone somebody died on it.

We don't know if something was, first.

We don't need a tiny clown.

We give you the love, and we take away the evil!

We had sex.

We have an employee here who's about to have a baby,

We have an understanding.

We have enough doughnut holes for all of you

We have someone else to think about now.

We here at Cloud 9 encourage you to reconsider.

We just called the lab the "bang room"

We just use 'em better.

We just want to talk! Stop!

We love this kind of passion and integrity

We must chat when you get back. I have lots of opinions.

We need money for the baby.

We need new shelf flags for the end caps,

We need, like, five or six of those things.

We should be speaking up about this.

We should just say, "framples."

We should probably just split up, you know,

We trick this thing out right, you know?

We were number one in shrink reduction

We were out of AA batteries, so I had the...

We were talking about maternity leave

We, uh... we let things

We... uh, sorry. We?

We'd like to welcome the members

We'll give you the shot, if you just come around...

We'll keep you in mind.

We'll let you know.

We'll pick for you. What do you think?

We'll skip it! We'll skip it.

We're 90 10 partners.

We're all just animals, right?

We're all sold out of those, sorry.

We're all very impressed.

We're going classic good cop, bad cop.

We're gonna alternate nights and weekends.

We're gonna do this every Friday from now on.

We're gonna take those guy's minds and blow them.

We're gonna throw some mannequin limbs in the dumpster

We're just getting started, lady!

We're just gonna ask you a few questions

We're just looking for something a little more

We're just thinking, maybe, about adoption.

We're not finished here!

We're not hiring the King of England here.

We're playing at work.

We're sending someone down to you

We're so glad to have you here, Cynthia.

We're the people that make this company run.

We've always wanted a baby of our own.

We've been open for five minutes.

We've cut so much out.

We've got our proof!

Welcome to Cloud 9.

Welcome to the store.

Welcome.

Welcome.

Welcome. We are happy you're here.

Well hurry up, I want to talk about it.

Well, are racist jokes okay again?

Well, even a little bit of blood...

Well, fine, that's great.

Well, for one thing, it's a wonderful way

Well, Glenn's the manager.

Well, he did make it memorable.

Well, he was still helping.

Well, I can't perform because of, you know, this.

Well, I could be fun.

Well, I couldn't get a ride to planned parenthood.

Well, I did, but I don't think she heard me.

Well, I didn't set out to have a baby.

Well, I don't like when people snap in my face.

Well, I don't want to talk about my personal life

Well, I guess the aisles are a bit too close together...

Well, I guess we'll never know.

Well, I mean, it's not a bad idea.

Well, I played the abortion doctor in a Hell house once.

Well, I should go bail out my boyfriend now.

Well, I think I speak for everyone

Well, I was just at home, and I realized

Well, I wasn't.

Well, I wouldn't use the word "suckers,"

Well, I'll be right back. Don't go anywhere.

Well, I'm not very good with interviews.

Well, if you do decide to write an article about me,

Well, if you ever need one in the future.

Well, it looked cool on him.

Well, it looks like you've got the receipt,

Well, it's not my fault.

Well, just to clarify,

Well, let's have an extra fun chant.

Well, listen, uh, if you need anything else

Well, ma'am...

Well, maybe Jerusha and I could adopt it.

Well, my mom said that we should save some money,

Well, my only regrets are the times I over thought things

Well, no offense, but I kind of think your wife is stupid.

Well, no, the ones you brought in this morning.

Well, probably not, 'cause I already know where it is.

Well, Rene sounds like a sack of crap.

Well, should I tell people, then?

Well, sir, it should probably go to the person

Well, some of us

Well, that fig ain't gonna fly tonight, baby.

Well, that sounds like a great evening.

Well, that was a good use of the last five hours.

Well, that's actually a life hack.

Well, that's great for you, Garrett,

Well, that's on him.

Well, that's one idea. Here's another one.

Well, that's selfish.

Well, then I completely understand

Well, then without further ado, please watch this video

Well, then you completely failed,

Well, there's usually not so much blood on them.

Well, this was easy.

Well, today didn't work out exactly as I planned.

Well, uh, she doesn't know the sex yet,

Well, until Cloud 9 moved in up the street,

Well, we can likely rule out foul play

Well, we should probably go back.

Well, we've got to do something to draw attention

Well, well, look who didn't feel like

Well, well, well, lookie what we've got here.

Well, what are we talking?

Well, what language does he speak?

Well, what percentage are we talking?

Well, what would we do?

Well, whatever you think is best.

Well, where is Betty?

Well, would it make you feel better.

Well, yeah.

Well, yeah.

Well, yes, personally

Well, you don't have to make the decision anytime soon.

Well, you know what?

Well, you know what? Your call.

Well, you know, the cameras in Accessories.

Well, you know, there's always...

Well, you totally nailed

Well, you've begged me, so, yeah, I'll help you,

Well...

Well...

Were this pale, outdated color called "Glossy Dolphin."

Were wondering if you could change that policy,

Weren't the shift schedules supposed to come out today?

Wh why is that good to know?

Wha chaah. Money.

Wha... wha... what?

What a day!

What a show.

What a unique experience it must be,

What about that?

What about you, Ame?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing? He's so peaceful. Just let him be.

What are you, deaf?

What are you... what are you talking about?

What are you... What's your biggest regret?

What could possibly go wrong?

What do Martin Luther King, Malcolm X,

What do we win?

What do you know about periods?

What do you know?

What do you mean? Why not?

What do you say? You want to look like my Aunt Linda?

What don't you like him?

What happened to the $8 ones?

What I need you to do is go out there

What I'm trying to say is, this is not 25¢.

What if Glenn sees this?

What if he never comes back?

What if it was just for a pap smear?

What if part of the lightning in the bottle

What if Rosa Parks...

What if the baby needs to go downtown?

What if we sent his family a condolence card?

What if you don't do any eyeliner at all?

What is Amy doing here?

What is happening?

What is that? What are you doing?

What is this?

What is this?

What is up with you?

What it would've been like if I had made other choices,

What just happened?

What more do you want?

What part?

What the [bleep]!

What the... where is the...

What time?

What we were talking about earlier, if you tell anyone,

What, this?

What, you mean you want to, like, invest?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Oh, pssh. Whatever. okay.

What? That's not even a real...

What? The couch?

What? What are you talking about?

What? Who cares? Bo!

What? Why didn't you tell us?

What? Work flirt? What does that even mean?

What'd you do all day?

What's "Stratus"?

What's a code green?

What's Color Wars?

What's going on? What's today?

What's gonna happen to the couch?

What's the difference between a sunblock and a sunscreen?

What's the hold up?

What's there to plan? You're just buying a pizza.

What's this?

What's up, girl?

What's up?

What's up?

What's up? 2,500 points!

What's your dream wedding, anyway?

What's your dream wedding?

What's your neighborhood like?

Whatever I ask you, the answer is no.

Whatever it is, we will deal with it together, as a couple.

Whatever, illuminati.

Whatever. This is not about Rene.

When I die, will it be business as usual?

When I first started here,

When I first started here, we would just

When I say cloud, you say nine. Cloud.

When I say that's really, really sad.

When I was 18.

When I was a teenager,

When I was crossing a busy street.

When I was management, I had power.

When I was younger so that I could have lots of stories

When I went to college as a grown up

When I woke up this morning,

When Jerusha came by to talk about the mortgage?

When they taught me how to speak again.

When we were all locked in the store,

When you chug that, it feels like you're drowning.

When you started working here.

When you try to help people out.

When you're a parent.

When you're still getting to know someone...

Where are you from?

Where Channing tatum told her it's a boy.

Where did you get all of that?

Where did you go? Please come back.

Where do teenagers go?

Where the dental floss is?"

Where we've got that union problem.

Where you going?

Where's he going?

Where's the baby gonna sit?

Whereas I specifically bought this doll

Which is proof that I returned the doll.

Which one am I?

Which one of us was she talking to?

Which one of you is the lucky fella?

Which ones?

Which would drop your price to 22¢.

Which, can we talk about that for a second?

Whichever one of you uses moisturizer.

While I'm already blinking...

While people around me need help.

While some jag reads from "The Velveteen Rabbit?"

While you get to be the smart, pragmatic one.

While you had to tell him

White dress, $30.

White wedding dress, $200.

Who am I kidding? This is Cloud 9.

Who cares?

Who do you think you are?

Who else?

Who hang out, socially, I think.

Who hasn't committed a violent crime,

Who makes comments about my breasts.

Who needed corrective lenses,

Who needs it the most, don't you think?

Who were dating me just to get close to my friend, Rene,

Who will write a story about you, won't you?

Who wore his pants backwards

Who would only speak in Monty Python quotes.

Who's Farrah Abraham?

Who's gonna make our daily lives miserable.

Who's Greg? Why are we getting Greg?

Whoa, let's just all calm down, take a breath,

Whoa, no, no, you are not

Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, no, no, no, don't...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Whoa!

Whoa! This chair's got wheels?

Whoa.

Whoa. Oh.

Whoa. Wow.

Whoever it is

Whoever sits on it the longest gets it.

Whoo hoo!

Whoo, I am.

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo! Ha ha!

Whoo! Ooh! Aah!

Whoo! We're gonna get out of here!

Whoo.

Whoop whoop!

Whose companies don't listen to them.

Whose fault this was.

Why am I going on about it?

Why are there no spanish/latina themed mannequins?

Why are you dressed like

Why are you dressed like my mother?

Why are you here?

Why are you in awe of single mothers?

Why can't I stop smiling?

Why couldn't we just have a nice, classy cake

Why didn't you tell us that before?

Why do we have to destroy the couch?

Why does a pharmacist want to slum it as an assistant manager?

Why don't we get one with my boy Glenn?

Why don't we give him store credit?

Why don't we just ask them to pay for maternity leave?

Why don't we just go with this one?

Why don't you introduce yourselves?

Why don't you just eject right now?

Why don't you tell her about one of your big ideas?

Why is he getting in the driver's seat?

Why is he holding the bananas wrong?

Why is she talking like Speedy Gonzales?

Why should she get time off?

Why would anybody be attracted to Jonah?

Why would I want more bulk?

Why would you say that?

Why wouldn't I say yes?

Why you are attaching a shark

Will be more than happy to help out.

Will just have to take a short car ride to another store,

Will we need cotton balls?

Will you just give me the shot already?

Will you listen to a song for the jingle contest?

Will you marry me?

Wipe it front to back or back to front?

With a railroad spike through his head.

With a whole basket full of 25¢ tech...

With coworkers, but I will say

With glitter on it, right?

With his precious blood, and welcomes us as little lambs...

With me?

With our boss right now, and I don't want

With pay.

With some wisdom from the Good Book.

With the quesadilla, but not all the time.

With the reporter coming...

With this trash can, you know?

With you back country idiots.

With your fancy ass lawyer words.

With your friends.

With, "Guys," you end it with,

With... jewelry.

Within these walls, helping is quicksand.

Without asking anyone.

Without the recall for killing college students.

Without you, I would have never said yes,

Without you, I would have never said yes,

Women's apparel. Housewares. Seasonal.

Word on the street is there's a baby up for grabs.

Work it, Mateo, and now we have Glenn,

Works and not having the guts to do something about it.

Would be like with you,

Would that lesson be not letting Jonah

Would you be willing to help me put something together?

Would you like to take a picture for "Stratus" magazine?

Would you like to take a picture for "Stratus" magazine?

Would you tell me if I was right?

Wow, you could be in a Lifetime movie.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow. Good job.

Wow. Hmm.

Wow. Looks like you guys are doing pretty good.

Wow. That is so low that you would bring that up.

Wowzers, Glenn. That's a great quote.

Xylophone sound.

Y quinceañeras, la biblioteca.

Y'all don't want to do this.

Y'all in Judge Garrett's court now.

Yeah, "scan, "reassign," "yes," "override,"

Yeah, a baby's been part of my life plan

Yeah, all right, we will.

Yeah, all right.

Yeah, all right.

Yeah, and I look like Salma Hayek.

Yeah, and I'm not a clerk,

Yeah, and if both of us have to work late,

Yeah, and you're totally unique in that way.

Yeah, Betty had said

Yeah, but then I realized,

Yeah, but you were thinking it.

Yeah, come in tomorrow. Sure...

Yeah, dude, I wish I had an excuse

Yeah, for 59 years,

Yeah, hazing.

Yeah, he is.

Yeah, he was the worst. Bend down a little more.

Yeah, hi. Okay, you've got Howard,

Yeah, I bet he's in bird heaven.

Yeah, I don't... okay. I'm not seeing any of that.

Yeah, I figured. You're right, he is incompetent.

Yeah, I got your back.

Yeah, I had to finish some stuff back here.

Yeah, I hate it on cooking shows how they start a dish

Yeah, I I doubt you'd ever use most of these features.

Yeah, I know, I know, I know.

Yeah, I know.

Yeah, I know. It was a fake robbery.

Yeah, I know. That's wh...

Yeah, I was, and all it did was confirm

Yeah, I wonder sometimes

Yeah, I, too, would like to see how far I can fly.

Yeah, I'll bet, and getting a black guy in a wheelchair

Yeah, I'll just... I'll, uh... I'll call her.

Yeah, I'll take that action.

Yeah, I'm on the phone.

Yeah, I'm psyched. I've never seen "Hoosiers."

Yeah, I'm still waiting on a shipment for Housewares.

Yeah, I'm... I...

Yeah, if this bozo ever leaves the store.

Yeah, it costs a little extra,

Yeah, it seems like a pretty valid return.

Yeah, it was actually more than the doll cost.

Yeah, it's dark. It's private.

Yeah, it's good. It's a catchy tune.

Yeah, it's like you said. Parenting's expensive.

Yeah, it's really satisfying.

Yeah, just kind of that workhorse,

Yeah, just speak from the heart, yo.

Yeah, just trying to do two jobs here.

Yeah, just, you can set it down.

Yeah, like these little ass pillows

Yeah, like, you know,

Yeah, man.

Yeah, maybe, maybe. Let me run it by my wife.

Yeah, me either, man.

Yeah, my hygienist told me

Yeah, networking. Nice.

Yeah, no one wants to hear your rambling.

Yeah, no, no, no. Totally, totally, totally.

Yeah, no.

Yeah, no. I got it.

Yeah, okay, what you're talking about

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, ooh!

Yeah, or like,

Yeah, or, um, maybe you could dream even bigger.

Yeah, seriously. That's brutal.

Yeah, she always thought it would help her date,

Yeah, she is.

Yeah, so I'm doing pretty well for myself.

Yeah, sure. What's going on?

Yeah, sweet lady.

Yeah, that was just her excuse to save face.

Yeah, that's a strike.

Yeah, that's what I was saying.

Yeah, that's why I was so surprised.

Yeah, they let me go.

Yeah, this is it, guys.

Yeah, we're gonna smash computers as part of the act

Yeah, we're not gonna watch another video, Sandra.

Yeah, well at least I don't have foster children

Yeah, well, I knocked her up,

Yeah, well, lucky you, my friend.

Yeah, well, that's Brett. Guy's a machine.

Yeah, what do you think about that?

Yeah, words. Oh, here it is.

Yeah, write that. That was good.

Yeah, you better hurry up, girl.

Yeah, you can talk to me whatever way you like.

Yeah, you know, I wish I could,

Yeah, you should, Amy. It was none of your business.

Yeah, you sure did.

Yeah, you're welcome.

Yeah, your boy here was just crossing the street,

Yeah, yours or Dina's.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah! I lied!

Yeah! The customer's always right.

Yeah! Yes!

Yeah? Jonah says I have potential.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. All right.

Yeah. Gene Hackman, so...

Yeah. Go.

Yeah. Hey.

Yeah. Listen, Dina, the...

Yeah. Oh, hey.

Yeah. Terrific.

Yeah. The wedding industry's a racket.

Yeah. What big ideas?

Yeah. Yeah, go, go, go.

Yeah. Yeah, I do.

Yeah. You can keep your stupid money.

Yeah. You know, I'm not normally an insecure person,

Yep, college.

Yep, these are colorful. Oh!

Yep, we'll see everyone tomorrow.

Yep, yep, miracle of life. Get it.

Yep.

Yep.

Yep. But I don't want this to be awkward for you

Yes, and don't say sorry to me.

Yes, Crock Pots are just over here.

Yes, es bueno por Cinco de Mayo,

Yes, Garrett.

Yes, I do.

Yes, of course I do.

Yes, of course. I'll take Carly off express.

Yes, perfect, and I don't mean

Yes, please stop.

Yes, right here. I'll do it.

Yes, Señor Cloud salsa

Yes, the Cloud 9 Second Chances Program...

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes!

Yes!

Yes! Oh, my God, I love you so much right now.

Yes? Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yo, #BlackLivesMatter, y'all.

Yo, Chief.

Yo, I was just kidding, dummies.

Yo, some of that's left over

Yo, wagwan, selecta,

Yo, what's up? Making it rain!

Yo, where's it at, for real?

Yo, where's the laptops at?

Yo, you should come with us, man.

Yo!

Yo! Old white dude!

You advertise the cheap jewelry

You almost gave birth to your child

You almost need this.

You are a journalist and a rapist,

You are not my boss. I am your boss, college boy.

You are not paying attention.

You are obviously very ashamed.

You are unpacking stock in the freezer.

You baited the bear, huh?

You better buckle in

You better get that TV.

You blew it.

You both want the couch. Plead your case. Go.

You can always bring them right to corporate any time.

You can call the game "Signage Fever."

You can either fire this dum dum right now,

You can make a game out of it.

You can report Dina to corporate while I report you to the police,

You can trust me, I promise you...

You can turn this place into some sort of

You can't imagine how hard it is being stereotyped.

You can't just walk up in here, start calling us morons.

You can't name a song by some guy

You cannot get married in a green bean.

You certainly will... champ.

You come up with for me,

You control the music that we listen to.

You could do a heck of a lot worse than me.

You could do that.

You could help me plan the pizza party.

You could improve, though.

You did great.

You did?

You didn't do anything wrong.

You do have to make some sacrifices

You do?

You don't even know what I was gonna say.

You don't get to decide when you're fitting in.

You don't get to tell me what to do.

You don't have to do that.

You don't have to hold the ladder, you know.

You don't know the first thing about babies.

You don't need all that. You are pretty.

You don't sound anything like...

You don't understand my generation.

You drink if you have done it.

You find ways to work that into conversation a lot.

You fit right in there perfectly, don't you?

You get up, you lose. You in?

You go. Go, go, go, go, go.

You got me. You got me.

You got the steak.

You got to add some "indigenous ness."

You got to keep this reporter away from me.

You guys actually tape us?

You guys are having?

You guys made this?

You guys, it's really sweet that you care,

You guys, there's someone out there.

You have an image of your head of leading all the workers out

You have an uncontrollable urge to push, okay?

You have more experience on wheels than I do!

You have no idea how hard this has been.

You have plenty of time, Chey.

You have the hands of a middle aged woman.

You have to get here, bitch.

You have to throw them right in the trash.

You have two options.

You have two options.

You haven't even heard them yet.

You haven't gotten a picture of me yet.

You haven't seen the last of me.

You head out to the car,

You heard Glenn, you could lose your job.

You heard her.

You hired him.

You interrupted, but that's what I'll staple.

You just have a certain natural spiciness.

You know my aunt was born with two vaginas?

You know that, right?

You know that's the couch he died on.

You know what elitist means.

You know what else I regret? That time...

You know what I just realized?

You know what I mean?

You know what, young lady?

You know what?

You know what?

You know what? I'm not leaving it like this.

You know what? Partners?

You know what? Um... I'll go look for him.

You know what? You're doing great.

You know where to find me.

You know, Cloud 9 is devoted to supporting the welfare

You know, grills, football,

You know, I hadn't realized earlier

You know, I have to say,

You know, I have to say, almost everything works on him.

You know, I stock these glow stars

You know, I thought about what you said

You know, I thought you might be,

You know, I wish that we could wear jewelry at work.

You know, in times of crisis,

You know, it's funny that you mention walls.

You know, it's like, "I'm eating flan."

You know, it's like, "I'm eating flan."

You know, it's not working, okay?

You know, it's so weird that your feet hurt,

You know, just so we can all get to know each other

You know, like skrilla.

You know, like, not this, but,

You know, maybe we should form a union.

You know, no one's really gonna notice

You know, on second thought,

You know, she did mention a few weeks ago

You know, speaking of boys,

You know, that is ignorant.

You know, that kind of makes sense.

You know, that's in the collection.

You know, the one where the baby's all like...

You know, the whole giving up your job thing?

You know, uh...

You know, we can keep looking for Bo,

You know, when Pandora closed her famous box,

You know, you and me, we're the same.

You know, you never actually got a picture of me.

You know, you're gonna meet someone terrific,

You know?

You know? That's called a Braxton Hicks contraction.

You know.

You know...

You like it?

You loaded it wrong?

You lock us in.

You look bored.

You look good, Glenn.

You look like a princess.

You mean, "Yes, it's very good."

You might be carrying my baby.

You monster! What have you done?

You must have enjoyed many fiestas growing up.

You need to be... so still.

You need to control their faces more.

You need to get SWAT down here right now!

You need to give yourself permission

You need to toughen up. All right, see this dude?

You never know what you're gonna get.

You never say, "Guys, this really sucks."

You never see that.

You never see that.

You owe me so hard! So hard!

You paid a $400 restocking fee.

You picked a white dress. What a curveball.

You probably wouldn't have been cool with it.

You ran off halfway through the tour.

You remember last week

You remember that time when, um,

You said I could say "curated" once a week.

You said this was an emergency!

You said you would go to her house to eat risotto

You see the little family over there?

You see those security cameras?

You see what's going on here, right?

You see, the fact that it's your first day

You should dress like a matador.

You should really talk to Glenn.

You should see the look on your gringo faces.

You should've just ejected, man.

You speak the language beautifully.

You still have my credit card.

You stop hurting my baby!

You sure?

You talking about the cans or the pricing thing?

You think I want to be wearing maternity clothes

You think I'm cute?

You think I'm doing it wrong,

You think so? But he was so violent.

You think that's "Where it's at?"

You think this is nice?

You think you look like Tom Cruise?

You think you're a bigger Minions fan than me?

You told her I was incompetent?

You truly couldn't make a better purchase.

You try.

You trying to say being black's a disability?

You understand what that means?

You want me to let her go? I saw her do it!

You want some of mine?

You want the couch?

You want to buy some salsa?

You want to go back to shopping?

You want to keep going, Missy?

You want to know what I really regret?

You want to make it six weeks?

You want to make your day a fiesta?

You want to play a different game?

You want to play the truth game?

You want to split a pizza for lunch break?

You want to try something special?

You went to middle school with.

You were able to capture in those videos

You were handing out resumes?

You were hazing me.

You were never in any real danger.

You were not kidding.

You will sign this card or I will choke the life out of you.

You will spread your legs for anyone

You work here?

You work here?

You would have a Minions blanket

You would have seen his head explode like a watermelon.

You would understand

You?

You... you've been in here a while.

You'd have to be like, "Sorry, Homie".

You'd like it if it was your idea.

You'd recognize her.

You'll be fine.

You'll be parking next to me.

You'll fall!

You'll learn as you go.

You'll save 15% off your purchase,

You're a little bit more like,

You're a pretty little kitty, aren't you?

You're an exciting guy.

You're being a dick.

You're cute.

You're cute.

You're doing great.

You're exploiting your heritage

You're going undercover at a high school?

You're gonna play a union organizer,

You're gonna promote Myrtle?

You're gonna take your mag.

You're gonna... you're gonna do just fine, kiddo.

You're hitting things, eating candy, taking turns.

You're in my house now.

You're just realizing that now.

You're like a ******* Kennedy.

You're like the house mom of a frat.

You're like... a regular Tom Hanks.

You're loading that wrong.

You're much more open minded than I thought.

You're not a slushie girl, so I'll just keep that.

You're not gonna have the baby in the store.

You're not pushing the button.

You're not the only one who's good at nicknames.

You're only discounting everything 25%, right?

You're right. I'm sorry.

You're so welcome.

You're Steve.

You're suspended.

You're the fun guy.

You're the last person I should be telling this to.

You're the one that outsourced your job

You're the only slut in here, Sandra.

You're the, uh, responsible one.

You're welcome, everyone.

You're welcome.

You're...

You've been here two weeks,

You've been sexually assaulted.

You've distracted us from our work.

You've given your whole life to this place.

You've left your insides all over the floor,

Your anniversary together every year.

Your boy here is getting a Charleston Chew!

Your brain's a deadbolt.

Your constant criticism of me a lot.

Your disability is not my concern!

Your faces!

Your idea to revamp the store.

Your loss.

Your personal feelings on abortion in the workplace.

Your podcast is a mess.

Your resume says you have a lot of experience babysitting.

Your tastes are a little more along the lines

Your thing?

Your whole life.

Your, uh... what videos?

8:00 tonight?

100% love.

165 in the right situation.

"Dancing Queen." Nope.

"Intent to unionize." Yep.

"Uptown Funk." Don't know it.

"What?" "Him?"

♪ But I see your true colors ♪ This is kind of tight.

A blue couch! Okay.

Absolutely. Yup.

Adam? That happens.

Agreed. Yeah.

All right. Hi, hello.

Amazing. Oh, man.

And that is why. Oh, yeah!

Are we cloud one? No!

Are we cloud three? No!

Are we cloud two? No!

Aw, panda! Sad panda...

Because... February 4th, 2003.

Big guy, tiny shirt... Classic. I already Instagrammed it.

Bo. What?

Bo. What?

Both of us wanted... See?

Bottle warmer. Headshot!

Bow our heads... No religion in the workplace.

Breast pump. Squirt, squirt!

But I... But?

But I'm okay. No, you're not okay.

Bye. Amazing talk.

Can I have one? Sure.

Can you make me look like her? Like a black woman?

Come on, come on. Get him, get him, get him.

Could... Go on.

Diaper bag. Pew, pew!

Diapers! Boom!

Did it kick? No, I just...

Do not tell him her name. Okay.

Do you like risotto? Huh?

Do you want a back rub? No, no, no, no, no.

Don't slump. Yeah.

Eh? Mm.

Garrett, you're filming this? Yeah, for Bo.

Get some towels! On it.

Get those hands up. All right.

Get those hands up. All right.

Give it to me. Hey it's not your cart!

Glenn, what are you... No, no, no.

Glenn! What?

Glenn. Mm?

Go for Greg. Hey, it's Jeremy.

Gold pride? Gold pride.

Got it. Money for the dead guy.

grocery... No, you're right.

Gross. Wait, wait. There's more.

Guys... No.

He did! You are begging me to...

He's not... No, he couldn't be.

Hey, Cynthia. Yeah.

Hey, Glenn? Mm?

Hey, it's okay. It's the wrong voice memo.

Hey, look out. Bo?

Hey, Mama. Hey, you ready?

Hey, uh, Dina? I'm in a hurry.

Hey, you want to read one? Me?

Hey. Hey, man.

Hey. Hey!

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Uh, listen.

Hey... Hey.

Hi. Hi.

Hmm. Because when we look

How about this one? Oh, yeah.

How about you just... I'm sorry. You...

How's he doing? Not so good.

Huh? Okay. What big ideas?

Huh? Yeah.

Huh. Yeah.

I am allowed to say the word. I will write you up so hard!

I didn't bring up abortion. Oh, keep tempting me.

I don't accept. Uh, don't worry. I won't.

I drop eggs hard. All right, uh...

I feel great. Oh, yeah?

I figured he'd want to see it. All right.

I got nine subscribers. What?

I hate balloons. Well, we need them.

I hate this tie. Yeah.

I have always wanted... You? No, no, no...

I just meant... Eject. Eject!

I know. It is disgusting.

I know. A union buster. Good one.

I listen to Drake. I... Drake?

I love this. Great.

I mean, unless you... No.

I need to return this blender. Oh, okay.

I really suck at this. Yeah.

I think it's clean. Right.

I will take you to them. Thank you.

I'll do what I can. Don't do anything.

I'm gonna say something. Don't do it.

I'm hungry. You want breakfast?

I'm leaving. Okay.

I'm messing with you, dude. Okay.

I'm requesting a demotion... What?

I'm right here. Excuse me, miss.

I'm so proud of her. Yeah.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Absolutely.

I'm sorry... And she's all that I have left

I'm sure. I mean, she would not

In my office? Yeah, boy.

Is it there? Is it there? Wait, wait... oh, good.

Is this your family? Oh, yeah.

It was one mistake. I'm leaving.

It was? Heck, yeah.

It's on me. What?

It's the eyes... Yeah.

Jonah! Well, well, well.

Jonah? I'm sorry. Just... I don't...

Jonah? Right.

Jonah. Ah, ah, ah.

Just need to get this into the... what... what have you done?

Just one second. Maybe we should just

Kind of a bummer. Well, it can be hard to date.

Let's do this. Okay.

Let's get back to work. Okay, Salma.

Let's link it in, G. Yeah!

Listen up, dirt bag. Ow.

Maybe if I sort by date. Before you've even kissed.

Mm aww, aww! Oh, my God.

Mm hmm. Great.

Mm hmm. Yeah, that's a bummer.

Mm hmm. Oh. Great.

Mm, okay. What's that mean?

More diapers. Poo poo!

My home is all about... Hey, hey, hey!

Never have I ever... Uh huh

Nine. Cloud.

Nine. When I say team, you say work.

No, I am not policing you. Okay, if you could keep...

No! Yes!

No. Definitely not.

No. Good stuff?

No. Hey, look at this.

No. No.

No. Yeah.

No. Yes, yes.

No. Yes.

No... Congratulations

Nobody's talking about unions. No way.

Not everything is worth a shot. I'm sorry.

Oh Oh!

Oh, back here? Yeah.

Oh, cool. If it helps,

Oh, darn. Uh, but, I'm free now.

Oh, god! I... no... I didn't...

Oh, good. Yeah.

Oh, hey, look at that. Ooh.

Oh, I knew it. Oh, well, so sad.

Oh, is it a violation? It sure as heck is.

Oh, my god! Is that supposed to be Amy?

Oh, my God. And every time

Oh, no! No. No.

Oh, no. Yeah.

Oh, no. No, no, no. Huh?

Oh, okay. Is she having her baby?

Oh, really? Mm hmm.

Oh, really? Yeah.

Oh, really? Yep.

Oh, there you are. Oh!

Oh, there's more? Oh, so many more.

Oh, yeah! Yeah!

Oh, you don't know. K know what?

Oh, you like truth, huh? Yeah.

Oh. Does this make sense

Oh. Feels powerful, right?

Oh. I know.

Oh. Okay?

Oh. Remember?

Oh. Thanks, though.

Oh. That's, um... huh.

Oh. This is ridiculous.

Oh. Yeah.

Oh. Yeah.

Okay, a moment of silence. Nope.

Okay, so... I was 19.

Okay, uh... Wow.

Okay, you know what? See?

Okay, you talk. Okay, you talk. You talk.

Okay? Sure.

Okay. All right.

Okay. But,

Okay. Guess I'm gonna grab a coffee.

Okay. Isn't that his shirt?

Okay. Lionel Richie.

Okay. Mm hmm.

On your wedding! Yes.

Ooh. Oh.

Ooh. What? What's up?

Or the Reggaeton album... Ooh.

Pass the time. No.

Problem solved. Are you kidding me?

Really? I did.

Reduce. Huh?

Saved it. Thank you.

Say what? Hi there, Amy.

See? Fake accent. Oh, God!

She's innocent. Yep.

Shh. Dina.

Shut up. No way. I did what you said.

Sir, I can't quite... Oh, I am in the way.

Sir... Oh, sorry.

Smile. What was that?

So... All right, all right.

Sociopath. What's even the difference?

Sorry, misunderstanding. You're doing great.

Sorry. I can't seem to...

Sorry. No, no.

Sure. Fine.

Sure. I mean, if anything,

Sure. Um, no.

Team! Team! Work. Work.

Thank you very much. You dug your own grave.

Thank you. Bye, Harmonica.

Thank you. Oh, thank you, God.

Thank you. Thanks.

Thanks. We gonna do this the easy way.

That has nothing to do... Jonah.

That is still aging. It smells.

That seems untrue. It is very true, Jonah.

That takes me back. Mm hmm.

that you do for. Oh, I'm sorry.

That's crazy. What if someone had told

That's great. I just got pregnant.

That's not a thing. It is a thing.

That's okay. No, no, go ahead.

That's so many people. Renee, and Alan here.

That's supposed to be Amy? Yeah!

That's terrible. That makes sense.

That's weird, man. Well...

That's what happens. No, it was...

The mannequin... Somebody has a healthy ego!

The nose... Uh huh.

The other Latina? What?

There are so many reasons. I need your help.

There you go. I mean, not to complain.

There you go. I mean, why fight nature?

They are not wrong. Oh, yeah!

They're not my friends, dude. Oh, I'm sorry.

This is a career. Yeah?

This is Eugenics! Who are you to play God?

To... Yeah.

Tough day, huh? Yeah.

Uh... 'Cause, I don't want to...

Um... You know what,

Wait, Linda was fired? Yeah.

Wait, what? Yeah.

We got ourself a pillow. Okay.

We sing this song. Oh, yeah!

What about the kickboxing gym... Yeah.

What an amateur. Final answer!

What do I do here? He doesn't know English.

What do you call her? Oh, her name is...

What happened? Jeremy died this morning.

What headphones? Oh! I don't know.

What is that supposed to mean? You know!

What? And...

What? Did you plant that?

What? Yeah, so, um...

What? Yeah.

What? Yeah.

What? You know,

What's happening? I don't know.

What's wrong? They fired Glenn.

Who knew? I knew.

Who put that in there? I did!

Whoa. Got it.

Whoo Hoo!

Why are our customers so ugly? Mm, yeah.

Wipes! Blast!

Withdrawn. Okay.

Would that work for you? Yeah, that's fine.

Wow, can you believe... That guy was a wuss!

Wow. Total strangers. Yeah.

Wow. Vogue.

Wow. Yeah, right?

Wow. Yep.

Yah! Ha!

Yeah, I think so. We should...

Yeah, I tried. Yeah.

Yeah, it does. Ew!

Yeah, listen. Dina, the...

Yeah? All right.

Yeah. All right.

Yeah. Bribe skrilla?

Yeah. But we were talking more of,

Yeah. Duty calls.

Yeah. Huh?

Yeah. Huh?

Yeah. Look out, cookout.

Yeah. Mm hmm.

Yeah. No.

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. She's a a real beaut.

Yeah. What? Really?

Yeah. Yeah, am I tough?

Yeah. Yes.

Yep, welcome, officially. Thank you.

Yes to that? I'm gonna do it.

Yes, exactly. That's good. Yeah. Yeah.

Yes! Yes!

Yes. Come on.

Yes. Hey, guys.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. You should write that one down.

You can drop the bad cop act. It's not an act.

You guys are missing out. Mm.

You okay? Don't panic!

You talk. You talk. Mm.

You wouldn't dare. Oh, yeah? Ha ha!

You, you, you, you, you, you... That was good.

You're right, Glenn. Men's apparel.

You're welcome. Oh, another one.

'Cause a lot of 'em are saying they do plaque control.

'cause his brains would be splattered

'Cause I'm leaning toward the expensive one,

'Cause it looks like you got a sex doll

'cause knowledge is worth 100 bucks.

'Cause my mom said you're not that good at doing stuff.

'cause no one wants a truck without a radio.

'Cause that's exactly what a wedding should be,

'cause that's my job now.

'cause the party is just getting started.

'cause they're... pretty much all identical,

'Cause those puppets are pretty horrifying.

'cause you're busy with a work flirt.

'cause, you know, like, technology.

'Sup, fool?

"Addendum of policy changes to employee handbook...

"Am I being delusional?" "Does he even like me?"

"Am I doing this to help someone else

"Anti union activity."

"Bo Derek Thompson.

"Color blind is"...

"Color kind."

"Confirm," "enter, yes." Got it?

"creates a..." Okay, I'm sorry.

"Did you hear about Dean? He beat Lupus!"

"Do you have a screw in such and such a size?"

"Don't spend all your money on one day!

"enter," "override, yes,"

"Fun zone"?

"Have you seen this documentary? It will change your life."

"Hey, have you been on vacation?"

"Hey, it's me, Jonah. I like to eat croissants."

"Hey, look, it's either coming out of his pocket or Amy's."

"I don't got no fear of death."

"I look like a random white girl"?

"I pretend to like jazz, because it makes me seem cultured."

"I wish I had a better helmet" was my first full sentence

"I wish I would've bought a Vitamix"

"I'm eating a baklava."

"I'm Jonah. I peel bananas weird."

"If you don't work hard, Baby Jesus will cry."

"International Brotherhood of Sanitation Workers."

"Is there anything else we should know?"

"It is not death a man should fear,

"Jess, es berry" good.

"Lates"?

"Let's make the best of this," or, "Let's have fun."

"Like, I think he does."

"List of toxic food recalls"?

"Magazine" isn't exactly accurate.

"Managing editor of vogue, 1972 1981."

"Maybe ask my dad."

"Minimum wage is maximum fun!"

"Never have I ever eaten human flesh."

"Nicole had a baby!" "Aden made varsity!"

"No, not 'Congratulations. Got that?'

"Oh, eh, me grow up on a rice patty.

"Oh, I'm trying to help.

"Or is he just stringing me along like some sociopath?"

"Please detach the accompanying card

"reduce 0.25," "enter, yes, yes."

"Relationships between supervisors

"Reporting union activity."

"Shart."

"Single Ladies."

"Suma Cum Laude, Harvard medical school.

"Tar tar."

"Thriller?"

"Union buzzwords." "How to spot a union

"We ass deep in elegance."

"What to do if you hear the word 'union.'"

"What's he doing cleaning up toilet paper?"

"yes," "reprice..."

"Yo, Hello, Lawyer?"

"Yo, settle out of court?

"You hired him.

"You've succeeded in humiliating me."

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