Happy Days (1974) - Season 3 Edit

A good look around, Mrs. Nussbaum.

A great price!

A little nervous, and if I was too hard on all of you,

A maybe date.

A new hardware store?

A very lovely Midwestern family.

A week?

A week.

Across the street from your store?

Admit it.

Aha...

All right, clear the field.

All right, come on, Granny, you can make it.

All right, come on, Marion, let's hear it!

All right, Grandma, these are the Cunninghams,

All right, great.

All right, here's Monday's comb, Tuesday, Wednesday...

All right, I'll get a job.

All right, I'll start the cycle.

All right, now listen, you go right down to that corner,

All right, you got a deal!

All right, you stay up there, little ball

All right, you talk to him.

All right!

All right!

All right.

And 600 different kinds of nails!

And a couple of windows, and, uh, funny roof.

And a lot of little Fonzies running around

And a week is not a very long time...

And at least we'll have a month's rent.

And Christmas and he's... he's going to want

And get off the machine?

And I think he's there because I saw his bike! A fire!

And if I don't like it, I'll leave.

And in the daytime it becomes a couch,

And it's got an escalator and a credit department

And it's got electricity and a bathroom.

And it's got plumbing,

And piled all his medicine on the table.

And screaming girls setting fires...

And she buys me cardigans.

And that meals are not included.

And that will cost us money.

And then if you're not happy, Dad, he has to go.

And then you can move in tomorrow?

And there are a lot of other things.

And there'd be plenty of leftovers.

And this is my grandma, Mrs. Nussbaum.

And this is such a nice place, too.

And we are going to make a fortune in floor wax!

And yeah, it's a cute roof,

Another mouth to feed, Marion.

Anyway, she's going back to Florida tomorrow.

Are we supposed

Are you going to hang around here?

Arthur, are you going

Bankbook? Well, it's in the desk. Oh!

Be careful, you'll tilt.

Believe him, Fonz.

Believe me, more than I do.

Besides, whoever dreamed

Boy, I'm so embarrassed they found us here.

Boy, it would really take a lot of work.

Boy, oh, boy, she really didn't want this apartment.

But I just don't want him living in my house.

But I love your pot roast, Mrs. C.

But I need my family's help.

But this is just not working out.

But you know, what the hey?

But you park too close to my bike,

But, uh, well, you see, your week is up...

Call me.

Can I go over to Mary Jane's now?

Can I have your free games, Fonz?

Can we go home now?

Can you fix it?

Can't find food like this in a restaurant.

Charming woman.

Come here.

Come on in, Richard.

Cool heads. Right.

Cool.

Could I talk to you for a minute, Fonzie?

Could use a few more mirrors, but very nice.

Credit department.

Cunningham, I knew I wasn't wasting my time with you.

Dad is going to be so happy.

Dad, Fonzie is not going to change our lives.

Dad, I've got some great news for you.

Dad, there are plenty of ways that we can help out,

Dad, will you look at this?

Dad, you know, I've been thinking,

Darling... Out, out, out!

Did you enjoy the game, Grandma?

Did you hear that?!

Do you have a date tonight, Fonz?

Do you mean that?

Does everybody feel that way?

Don't be dumb.

Don't play this machine, Fonz.

Don't they ever sleep?

Don't you ever do that, shortcake.

Don't you knock?

Don't you remember, Marion?

Each one of us has a job to do.

Escalators.

Even if you don't want us to get jobs.

Ever since Fonzie moved in.

Everybody's got a grandma.

Feels weird, being part of a family.

Fine. Dad, you need my help?

Fire!

First thing tomorrow morning,

Fonz is a man of his word.

Fonzie gave us three months rent in advance.

Fonzie, are you coming out?

Fonzie, are you in there?

Fonzie!

Fonzie.

Fonzie's free.

For a second, Fonz. Shoot.

Freifeld's Fish Market, Marion, they're going out of business.

Freifeld's, that's the big fish market

From who?

Get out of here.

Good, good, then his whole family will move in and we'll have a...

Good, I won't have to beg.

Happy Days is filmed before a live audience.

Hardware Village went down the tubes!

Hardware Village!

He can fix your car.

He can stay a week.

He can't walk when he's drunk.

He doesn't have to live with us.

He embezzled?

He got misty.

He only took a week's worth.

He... well, he just wants

He'd have the extra money.

He's a very sensitive person.

He's afraid I'm going to skip out on him, right?

He's going over to the enemy, Marion.

He's going to teach them all of my tricks!

He's keeping the store open late

He's not winning the bread anymore, he gets

He's our son!

He's thinks he's one of the family.

He's your son, Marion! Oh for...

Hello, loved ones.

Hello, Thursday.

Hello, very short kid.

Hello. How do you do?

Help him pack, will you, Richie?

Her support hose are in the sink,

Here we go.

Hey, a new machine.

Hey, come on in.

Hey, easy on the gas, Grandma!

Hey, Fonz!

Hey, Fonz!

Hey, Fonz.

Hey, Fonzie! It's me, Vivian!

Hey, Fonzie.

Hey, I can read.

Hey, I don't want to hear about

Hey, is that you, Mr. C?

Hey, Mr. Cunningham, I'm sorry.

Hey, now, that's a thought.

Hey, say no more.

Hey, the machine is closed.

Hey, uh, don't forget to wear your helmet.

Hey, where's our bankbook?

Hey, where's Thursday?

Hey, will you shut up? We're eating!

Hey!

Hey! Hey, maybe he's getting a new car.

Hey! You didn't hear that!

Hi, Fonz.

His ulcer medicine?

His week is up today.

How about a trial?

How are we ruined?

How can I forget it?

How come Dad's so late tonight?

How much do you think we can get for it?

Howard, you're not giving him a fair trial.

Howard!

HOWARD. Marion, Fonzie is not a bad kid,

Huh? Give me that paper.

I am not drunk!

I can beg, that's cheap.

I can't compete with that!

I can't stay here anymore, Mr. Cunningham.

I didn't need 'em.

I didn't touch it.

I do not want you to see me like this.

I don't know any of those games.

I don't know. He came home early,

I don't mean to leave you in the lurch,

I don't think he'll pay us much, though, Marion.

I don't want to upset anybody, and...

I don't want you to hear this talk.

I felt a little like that all week long.

I found him. He was at Arnold's.

I get the axe, your father calls the fire department.

I get your meaning, Mr. C., and that's a good one.

I got it?

I had him out the door.

I had him, Richard.

I hope he doesn't throw me down the stairs.

I hope you'll all understand.

I I get the ladder.

I just said I did, didn't I?

I know hardware, Hardware Village must need people.

I like your place, Skippy.

I make them mad.

I mean this ain't a mix, you know, like with the egg tonight?

I need your help.

I never knew you had a grandmother, Fonz.

I never saw so many combs in my life!

I never thought I'd have to say this,

I rented the apartment.

I should call her.

I sure did.

I think he's drunk.

I think so.

I think you're being very silly.

I think you're upsetting the children.

I thought she went back to Florida.

I travel light.

I want to know about it.

I'll be right down, Grandma.

I'll be the first guy in the neighborhood

I'll clean it for ten!

I'll do the work. How much do you think

I'll get a job.

I'll go back to being a secretary.

I'll see you later. Oh, yeah? Hold it.

I'll stay here for a week,

I'll tell you something.

I'll tilt your face!

I'm even sure that there might be one or two things

I'm going to go home and pack right now.

I'm just sick about it!

I'm packed and out.

I'm sorry it didn't work out.

I'm sorry, we're just going

I'm sorry. Oh... I'm sorry, folks.

I'm staying right here!

I'm supposed to go over to Mary Jane's house.

I've been married a few times.

I've got the place, Fonz.

I've got to go out and scout for a new location for the store.

I've helped you at the store.

If you insist, Fonzie.

In leather diapers...

Is he trying to talk me out of this, Marion?

Is it expensive?

Is there something wrong, Fonz?

Isn't that nice?

It's a good feeling, huh?

It's a great idea, Dad.

It's a great price and it's a great room!

It's a little late, ain't it?

It's a perfect place.

It's all right, Dad.

It's an egg! An egg!

It's been tap dancing all day long.

It's Dad. He's got a big announcement to make.

It's just not me.

It's not easy for me to say this, Fonzie,

It's not just another hardware store, Marion, it is a monster!

It's not mine until I touch it.

It's three stories high,

It's too bad, but, uh,

Just try and understand.

Like father, like son, you know.

Like one of the close family?

Look, I'll get Richie to help you pack.

Look, Mrs. Nussbaum, we can put in some improvements.

Look, this is a great bed,

M to Z, yeah.

M to Z?

Man works 23 years in the same business, saves $58?

Man, I've got to find her a place of her own.

Marion... Marion!

Marko. Something's wrong with my muffler.

Maybe he'll settle down. He might even get married.

Maybe he's getting an Edsel.

Maybe I'm making too much out of this.

Meanwhile, we've got to find some money somewhere.

Mom!

Mr. C., you just hit me right where I live.

My dad wouldn't take all the money.

My grandmother.

My mom's waiting for me and ever...

My pills, where are my pills!

Name one way.

Never mind. I'll clean it.

Nice...

No, and neither are you.

No, but it was my idea, and besides, I want to do it.

No, he could stay at a motel.

No, he's got his own life.

No, I don't like her staying with me.

No, I'm not.

No, it's not. No, it's not.

No, Marion, this family, the three of you.

No, no, hey, hey, hey, hey.

No, no, now, if there's trouble,

No, no, she stays at your place, and you move in here.

No, no, there's no trouble.

No, this is my little black book.

No, wait a minute, wait a minute.

No, we don't have to feed him.

No, you don't have to, dear.

No, you know that I ain't had a family

No!

Nobody, Fonz, nobody.

Not a dime's worth!

Not every girl can cook.

Not yet, dear.

Now can you picture me in a cardigan?

Now don't panic. Remember what your father taught us...

Now he's going to be here for Thanksgiving

Now I'm never going to get her out of my joint!

Now I've got to put up with motorcycles

Now it's going to cost me $20 dollars

Now wait a minute, I'm getting all misty.

Now will you let me get down to business

Now, don't make any hasty decisions. Just...

Now, Howard, remember your ulcer.

Now, Howard, there's just all kinds of ways.

Now, I haven't seen her since I was six years old.

Now, listen Mom, I want you to let me be the one

Now, look, let's get down to cases.

Nussbaum?

Of course you realize this is a special occasion

Oh my goodness, he's moving in already.

Oh yeah, yeah. Whoa, later.

Oh, absolutely!

Oh, good!

Oh, great, we'll have a dead body on the staircase.

Oh, Howard, Fonzie's been around here a lot.

Oh, I don't know.

Oh, I think you burned the eggs, Vivian.

Oh, look, if I seem difficult tonight,

Oh, maybe it's too much of a climb for her.

Oh, sure he does, that's all just an act.

Oh, that's great, Marion.

Oh, that's great.

Oh, the mysteries of life.

Oh, uh, where's she staying, Fonz?

Oh, well, my family will play with you.

Oh, well, you know,

Oh, yeah, but I ain't, I ain't available anyway.

Oh, yeah, she's cool.

Oh, yeah, why don't you go outside and start up my bike?

Oh, yes, you can!

Oh, you been showing her the sights?

Oh! Mrs. Cunningham, this is a great touch.

Okay, I'll tell you what.

One of my family.

One of the family.

Only six more steps!

Our dream for the future?

Out, out; the fire, it's out.

Pinball machines do not make me mad.

Put her in storage?

Quiet!

Remember Hardware Village, Howard.

Richie wanted to talk to you but, uh,

Richie, you've got to come home right away, right this minute.

Right, Fonz.

Right, well, what's replacing the fish market?

Right. I get the extinguisher.

Right. Remember, cool heads.

Running through here day and night. be quiet!

Rusty and not rusty.

Same as me, lurking in the shadows.

She decided to move here to Milwaukee permanent.

She goes to bed at 8:30.

She got the new Fabian record.

She leaves her teeth everywhere,

She says that Miami Beach don't give her

She threatened to do a wheelie over my foot.

She's been, uh... staying with me for a while.

She's got to use both feet to start it.

Since I was six years old, right?

Sit down, Marion.

Sit on it, Howard.

Sit on it, Malph.

Sit on it, Pots.

Skippy?

So what?

Some people got no class. They just interrupt a great meal.

Sometimes I just have the feeling he doesn't like Fonzie.

Sure thing!

Thanks very much for the invitation to this great meal.

Thanks.

That I do that annoy you.

That is out of the question, dear.

That old lady happens to be my grandmother.

That one is whipped.

That you would have come up with such a good idea?

That's a pretty good idea because,

That's for nerds!

That's great, Dad!

That's Miami talk.

That's not what you told Ralph on the phone.

That's when I left the house.

That's why I gave you all the money.

The attic?

The attic. It has a separate entrance,

The best part is that today is the day he is out.

The boarder doesn't have to eat with us,

The Fonz is about to play a new machine.

The treasurer of the company skipped off to Brazil

The, uh, cultural advantages.

Then we have to go and hire a housekeeper

There's an idea.

There's an old lady stealing your bike.

There's no cause for alarm.

There's nothing!

There's smoke coming out of Fonzie's apartment.

There's something on my mind, I can't hold it back, huh?

They're going to open up a bowling alley instead,

This changes everything.

This here is A to L.

This is Fonzie's new place.

This is really embarrassing, huh?

This is your father's responsibility.

Till all his loved ones were around him.

Till I tell you to come down here.

Time out, here, time out.

To clean the carpet.

To have to tell him it won't work.

To roll eggs at Easter time.

To see how it works out first.

To see if it brings in extra money.

To send out some of those change of address cards?

To take him with us on our vacation?

To tell Dad, okay?

To who?

Today's Thursday!

Tonight, out, out, out!

Two!

Uh, Richard, Fonzie insists on leaving us.

Uh, well, you never know, you might be moving again.

Very nice.

Vive le Cunningham!

Wait a minute.

Watch your little step there.

We can get for it? Enough.

We can rent out the room over the garage.

We cashed them in for the new cesspool.

We could take in a boarder.

We got fire!

We'll have a Mrs. Fonzie burning eggs in the kitchen

We'll paint... with a carpet!

We're asking $50 a month.

We're ruined.

Well that's, uh, Vivian, dear.

Well, did you do a lot of business tonight, dear?

Well, do you like her staying with you?

Well, good luck with it, Fonz. I've got to go.

Well, he's a very handy guy to... to have around.

Well, how do you like it, Grandma?

Well, I heard that.

Well, I just need to talk to you

Well, I just thought you'd all like to know.

Well, I thought it was best if I did this.

Well, I'd better go tell Fonzie.

Well, I'll tell you,

Well, it was nice having you here, Fonzie.

Well, it won't be that bad, Dad.

Well, it's all settled. Tomorrow morning

Well, it's kind of a schlep.

Well, lead the way.

Well, let Fonzie stay here for a month on a trial basis,

Well, listen, why don't you take it?

Well, look, why don't you just sign these papers

Well, maybe after about a week or so that...

Well, maybe we should have waited till he was here.

Well, now we're all here.

Well, now, you take

Well, sit down.

Well, sure, you're like one of the family.

Well, tell him, Mom.

Well, there are just all kinds of ways.

Well, this is Howard's favorite.

Well, uh, we, uh, we could, uh...

Well, we're glad to see you smiling again.

Well, what about our savings bonds?

Well, what do you mean? I started it.

Well, what happened? What's the big news?

Well, what is it, Dad?

Well, what's wrong, Joanie?

Well, when a... when a breadwinner begins to feel that

Well, why are you dancing around?

Well, you see, Fonz...

Well, you see, my father thinks that,

What about it?

What about my reputation?

What am I supposed to do?

What are you doing out there?

What are you lurking in the shadows for?

What are you talking about? It purrs like a baby.

What do you mean, where am I going, huh?

What do you say, Grandma?

What happened?

What happened?

What have I got?

What is it? Tell us!

What misty? I had him!

What trial?

What was that?

What ways?

What?

What'll we do?! Wait a minute!

What's that?

Whatever they may be.

When I see smoke, I think there's a fire!

Wherever you go, we're your family.

Who can go 140 miles an hour in a De Soto.

Who died and left her boss?

Who walks out?

Who's that?

Who's the old lady?

Why don't you wait a week and see how you like it?

Will this take long?

Will you stop shouting?

With all the money!

With me, I told you that.

Women?

Women? Joanie, go up to your room.

Word of mouth, right?

Wow...

Yeah, almost.

Yeah, and I'll bring your stuff up.

Yeah, and what am I going to do with my grandmother,

Yeah, doesn't sound like a new car.

Yeah, I I did it!

Yeah, it's a great idea, Dad.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, sure, come on up.

Yeah, they'll find me.

Yeah, we saw the brewery.

Yeah, well, always remember Fonzie, that wherever you are,

Yeah, well, good bye, Fonzie, and good luck to you.

Yeah, well, it couldn't wait.

Yeah, well, she changed her mind.

Yeah, well, the two of you really seem to hit it off.

Yeah, yeah, but see, Fonz, I got to get home.

Yeah, you and me both.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. And said he wouldn't talk about it

Yes, but that's not the best part of it.

Yes, I'm funny that way!

Yes, isn't that terrible?

You all unpacked?

You get on that bus, it'll take you straight home.

You got it.

You know how many kinds of nails I sell?

You know it all started that night at dinner, Richard.

You know that M to Z kisses better than A to L?

You know why that is?

You know, I rented the place and I got his price for it.

You know, if he'd just let Fonzie stay,

You know, this could really hurt Fonzie.

You like it, Fonz?

You said there'd be women

You still keep your old schoolbooks, huh?

You tell Arnold to get a new machine in here.

You tell your father he is a man of character.

You thought it was a fire, huh?

You want to take it?

You'll learn!

You'll only get mad.

You're getting close to the record, Fonz.

You're going to ask your father for money.

You're going to wake up the Cunninghams!

You're kidding!

You're not going to regret it.

You're rushing her.

You're worried about another hardware store opening up?

Your building has games: mah jong, and canasta games...

Your family obligations. I've got enough of my own.

Your father's mood has gotten worse

500 kinds of nails.

600.

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