Haters Back Off! - Season 1 Edit

A chance to be a member of my elite color guard unit.

A change of pace around here?

A dead fern?

A death threat is just a subset of phase one.

A dress rehearsal, costume fittings, makeup, all these kinds of things.

A half used bottle of Jovan Musk?

A lot happened after that.

A man has died here!

A plus.

A popsicle and a bag of salami.

A proposal?

A stabbing

A thing? Mmm, I love things.

Abigail, put that binder away.

Abnormality? I...

About a guy who gave up on his dreams too.

About my uncle for me at the service.

About things that you know nothing about.

About this amazing girl you saw at the funeral.

Action.

Action.

Actors will be pouring in here any minute now.

Actually, I have this coupon for the burn cream

Actually, I re... requested it

Actually, I'm just gonna get the bagels.

Actually, I'm putting together my portfolio

Actually, it might take me a while to save up for this particular plan again,

Actually, sorry. Can you hold on for a second?

Actually, that's why I came here this morning.

Actually, today, I am not here to take a nap, Maureen

Actually, you know what? Can you get the heavy items for me?

Actually, you know what? My manager is right over there,

Actually... [stutters] I've been wanting to ask you for a long time

After that, you barge in my room

Ah, no. No, it's... it's... it's more of an emotional confrontation.

Ah, now it all makes sense.

Ah, this. This attitude.

Ah! The steam shot out. It almost burned me.

Ai! [snorts]

All day and all night?

All I have to do is rip out the floors, tear down the walls in my room,

All I've had to eat today

All of them, Miranda, are classics.

All of them.

All of you! [sniffles]

All right, all right. Okay.

All right, Emily, let me stop you there. You can't be in it.

All right, everyone, get ready!

All right, everyone.

All right, Jim. You need to do something, Jim.

All right, let me think.

All right, let's get started, shall we? [snaps fingers] Let's do this.

All right, take a look at this ordinary, average banana.

All right, that's enough!

All right, that's great

All right, we're going in. We're going in.

All right.

All right. And now, a selection from our fine choir.

All right. Let me explain everything.

All right. Let's start with the choreography, people.

All right. Our last act of the night is...

All right. You know what, Emily?

All righty.

All she talks about is money, money, money.

All that jazz.

All the most famous people in the world started off on the Internet.

All the sacrifices I have made are worth it...

Always playing this game where we call each other

Am I Bob Hamburg, the famous movie director?

Amanda?

Amazing. We are gonna have so much time to dig through this house.

And "cut" and "hold the work."

And a five, and a six,

And a seven, and a eight, and a nine, and a... So...

And act good.

And action.

And all the agents and managers tonight are gonna discover me

And all you care about is yourself!

And back to one.

And be careful backing this thing up because you cannot see a thing.

And bobble, bobble, bobble. Bobble, bobble, bobble.

And choose the ones we like. So, thank you.

And come get in bed with Maureen the Mattress Queen.

And deep in that bandaged, broken heart of yours,

And do what?

And don't cast Kleigh either, okay?

And elated.

And everyone else, check out your roles.

And for that I'm so sorry.

And go back outside to...

And go outside so the killer gets you instead of me.

And go. And act. Go.

And guess what? One thing that's even great about it,

And he mixed it with our poop, and then...

And here he is.

And his name was Uncle Jim.

And historical inspirations we can use for this year's banner.

And honestly, I feel like God's been trying to tell me

And I am exhausted.

And I basically quit. After they fired me, I said, "I quit."

And I don't have any clean panties.

And I don't miss her at all. [cries]

And I feel like... I'm drowning.

And I had just the plan to get me there

And I have an inexperienced producer who has no idea what she is doing.

And I have hurt you...

And I hope you like it.

And I just wanna say,

And I just, I... I don't know, if she ever knew I was on a date with you,

And I like kissing.

And I made the decision to take my performance...

And I need a gig tonight for..

And I should've known you two would do something like this. Let's go.

And I stepped in an ice cube puddle this morning with my socks on. [scoffs]

And I think right now... [stammering] is one of those times.

And I think we should add it to the act.

And I think... and I think people...

And I wanna make it up to you

And I was just thinking, hoping, that you would come and sing,

And I was kind of wondering if you might wanna go with me.

And I was wondering if you might say a few words

And I will exit the box completely uninjured.

And I will.

And I, uh, sometimes cry in my sleep.

And I'll be able to drive this baby back home.

And I'm about to give you the night of your life. Five, six...

And I'm falling in love,

And I'm gonna forget all you little people.

And I'm gonna go check to see if we have had any views.

And I'm not gonna lie, I was special.

And I'm not gonna lie... I was special.

And I'm not in a good state of mind right now.

And I've decided to follow my heart.

And if I get in, I get all the perks.

And if you don't think so, I don't want to be part of this family.

And it could use something epic and you would be perfect.

And it just so happens that I have a great deal of influence

And it looks like we have enough gas.

And it was a horrible idea. It gives away all my singing secrets.

And it was a total waste of time.

And it'll be very confusing for both the audience and the actors.

And it's all your fault!

And it's gonna change everything.

And let's get busy acting. Okay!

And lots of meats."

And make him fall in love with me.

And Miranda's joining the choir.

And no one in this family is willing to just reach down

And no one will have the slightest idea that it's our first date.

And no, I didn't get the promotion to assistant manager,

And not a day goes by that I don't regret it.

And not only that, they didn't invite me to the hospital after.

And not to mention that I have to investigate a suspicious magic club

And now everyone at school knows the one thing

And now he's completely useless to me.

And now you're following your little niece around.

And once I go out that door... you will never see me again! Never!

And part of the science building

And probably all of you guys will be able to help me out

And pure, and anyone would be lucky to hear it.

And put those up? Thank you very much!

And right before I was gonna tell him... [whispers] about the baby.

And she needs a roadie.

And she... she really shocked people.

And she'll stop making videos or something.

And she's gonna be looking for you.

And snatch my body to perfection to be called "sir."

And some lefts... Like, some other stuff.

And something might spark for her memory.

And tell her that this year she gets to have

And that doesn't just affect you because...

And that dumb art school rejected you.

And that is the kind of theatrical explosiveness

And that one time...

And that way, they'll be begging to have you perform on that stage!

And that's the last time that I ever performed.

And that's where I come in

And that's why we just need to go back to the way things were!

And the idea is, they'll never be expecting a proposal.

And the poop is coming up to the surface, and everyone can see our poop.

And the rest of the five hundie is yours to keep.

And then I also wrote some words for you to say about Mr. Hamburg.

And then I find out that Bethany was there?

And then I jumped in there and said it. I really meant it.

And then light this garbage can on fire!

And then put him in the ground!

And then the little kid with a smashed in face...

And then they kick a little kid.

And then this whole thing will be over.

And then you can use the burn cream... for your fire accident, okay.

And then you make a joke about how you guys had chemistry together.

And then, next, she says that she wants a bounce house.

And things make a little more sense.

And three, two, one. Action.

And throw the wallet in the basket. [chuckles]

And to get more famouser.

And to top it all off, you tried to steal my perfectly good, dirty clothes.

And toast the bread

And we are going to win that...

And we are just gonna go back to the way things were

And we need you to come pick us up and, uh,

And we'll start right away.

And we're gonna cancel all these auditions.

And what about me?

And what about the filters I told you to change?

And what do you do when something's broken?

And what idea is that, Bethany? That we like breakfast?

And when he looks at me, I...

And when you're on top, you have a long way to fall.

And you deserve it more than I do.

And you don't wanna know where I used the other half.

And you don't wanna wake up one morning and realize that you...

And you even have that little cup for water.

And you get a discount because you work at the grocery store,

And you guys sound terrible right now. No offense.

And you have him doing all these chores just because he thinks you're sick.

And you interrupt my private video time with my uncle.

And you may think it's cute to swoop in and try to take over,

And you'll have to do whatever she says.

And you're all just a bunch of...

And you're doing so much better this semester.

And you're not afraid to stand up for yourself.

And you've ruined it!

And your little stupid doves.

And, also...

And, anyway, I just don't wanna mess it up, you know?

And, honey, I want you to know, that even if no one watches your videos,

And, Miranda, I want you to promise me...

And, Miranda, it's your time to sing.

And, Mom, you're the worst hater of them all,

And, secondly... I'd love to do it.

And, trees, just continue being trees.

And, uh, if you're ever here in New York and you want to talk,

And, you...

And...

And... A professional singer.

And... action.

And... action.

And... action.

And... action.

And... action.

And... and I will probably explain how hurtful your actions were.

And... and then he brought all of this... random poop.

And... cut.

And... I also know...

And... I do need to tell you something. I need to tell you...

And... I'm in a place that's mine and nobody else's

And... No, thank you.

And... you're ready?

Any minute now.

Any minute.

Any minute.

Anyway, have you guys noticed the lights are actually working in this house today?

Anyway, her dementia's been getting worse every time I've gone to see her.

Anyway... she said yes!

Anyways, I have a pigeon that I need to look like a dove.

Anyways...

April, can you come on stage for a second?

April...

Are we looking at jail time, possibly, maybe, hopefully?

Are you Bob Hamburg, the famous movie director?

Are you going somewhere?

Are you going to kiss her or not?

Are you kidding me? You're the worst mom ever.

Are you kidding? I couldn't think of a greater honor.

Are you looking for a mattress that won't break your back or the bank?

Are you okay, man?

Are you okay?

Are you peeing on the floor?

Are you seeing this?

Are you serious, Emily? [scoffs]

Are you serious? I've had it up to here with your antics.

Are you serious? She's, like, our favorite aunt.

Are you smiling at that man?

Are you sorry? Really?

Are you sure she wasn't dead?

Are you there?

Are you?

As a matter of fact, did you know...

As a matter of fact, I think it's time we had a family meeting.

As awesome as that sounds, I have to go help Mom hit on a guy.

As her manager, I think I know

As I was saying,

As long as she'll kiss you in return.

As the best color guard performer

As your director, I will be saying terms such as "action,"

As, like, the Free Voice Lesson video.

At a very reputable theater...

At getting rid of people. So I need you to come home...

At our neighborhood fish store.

At the front desk, why?

Aunty Moira, I'm gonna sing a song for you...

Aunty Moira, when you die, and you need someone

Aunty? It's me, Emily.

Authentic.

Aw, dude, come on, man.

Aw, thanks, hon.

Aw, thanks, Miranda. I love you, too.

Aw. You're so sweet, being nice to the little fans.

Based on all the conversations that we've been having

Beautiful Miranda is one step closer to being very famous.

Because at the end of the day,

Because Emily has to do it. Besides, my plan is so much better.

Because he's not wearing any.

Because I have just uploaded Miranda's very first video...

Because I never had the glory moment.

Because I noticed you haven't been wearing your brace.

Because I want to move in with him, and he said yes.

Because I won't be able to see when I'm inside it.

Because I wouldn't stop even if you tried.

Because I'm an incredible performer,

Because I'm gonna wear it tonight for singles night.

Because I've already gotten you a... a gig that's better.

Because it will be the one

Because Miranda always plays all the parts.

Because Miranda and I are gonna do a living room play.

Because now I'm freed up to be Miranda's full time manager.

Because now that you've gone through puberty,

Because of the love that we share.

Because otherwise we've just been dealing with all of this poop

Because that is how they do it on Broadway.

Because that meant that he couldn't help me become a movie star,

Because that'll change the shape of the stage

Because they don't

Because we're not hiring right now.

Because you are embarrassing.

Because you are sitting in it.

Because you don't know the story,

Because you have a dream that you just gave up.

Because, I am gonna do my own production of Annie right now in the living room.

Because, I mean, yeah, God blessed me with this...

Because...

Before it gets way out of hand.

Before we wrap it up tonight,

Believe me, I have heard all about your mother's double shifts.

Besides, I have some pretty serious night sweating issues,

Besides, when I agreed to go out with you

Bethany couldn't get you out,

Bethany, I am extremely busy!

Bethany, I can't get any work done with all that racket.

Bethany, I have a lot on my plate right now.

Bethany, what are you thinking calling a licensed plumber over here?

Bethany, why are you trying to cover up her blossom?

Bethany! We are going to Broadway.

Better.

Big?

Bigger, right.

Bob was gonna help me with my acting career.

Boom!

Boom! I'll come out with my big surprise.

But again, call me anytime if you're hiring.

But did you finish the free voice lesson video yet?

But don't worry... [chuckles] 'cause I'll be here...

But don't worry... [chuckles] 'cause I'll be here...

But face acting is not everyone's cup of tea, so...

But guess what? It gave me an incredible idea.

But he also blessed me with this.

But he did bless us with some really fun opportunities.

But I agree. It's probably the dancing.

But I can't stop thinking about you, so...

But I consider myself pure..

But I do have a card.

But I don't want to be here.

But I don't want to be here.

But I gotta warn you, cash only.

But I had a long talk with Uncle Jim about everything,

But I have an announcement that might make things a little better.

But I have to be smart about my love life.

But I have to take them, because if I don't

But I know that one was installed incorrectly in my home.

But I soured on the idea after they rejected me.

But I spent almost an hour fixing those paintings.

But I think he thinks that you should stop making videos, and that you suck.

But I think she's out with that little, no good, wannabe magician, Patrick.

But I think we should stick to the original routine.

But I thought you liked doing those.

But I threw in a few of my things in the wash.

But I won't be on it, right?

But I would like to get some, so...

But I..

But I'm home now and we can do the play.

But I'm on top of the color guard world.

But I'm up... I'm open to it, Keith, if you, if you wanted to do that.

But if it seems small, it's 'cause it's... it's intimate, you know.

But if there's one thing I've learned about being a mother, it's...

But instead, you keep trying to make me go back to phase one.

But it's a turtleneck, and it's... It's...

But let me tell you something.

But listen. He's worse than we thought, and he's really

But maybe if... if you ever change your mind...

But my real gift...

But now that I'm up here,

But now you're putting yourself out there, and people are gonna think you're...

But now you're putting yourself out there, and people are gonna think you're...

But one little talk with Uncle Jim is all it takes.

But thank you for reminding me that I am not an assistant manager

But that was fine, because it was just contained to us.

But the editing really accentuates my face.

But the truth is, you're very strong.

But then he had to go start this Five Phase Plan, Miranda,

But then they came in and they made it all floppy.

But there's a lot more to performing than how well you do it.

But this is still exciting.

But this is your uncle's fault.

But this time, have everyone paying attention?

But this time, it's got to be bigger!

But this, this is real magic!

But we need to strike while the iron is hot.

But we will need to impound your vehicle.

But what you have done with this casserole... [chuckles]

But where you going?

But with advanced PKD like yours, um...

But you already asked me!

But you always said the Annie dress was too revealing.

But you don't want me to.

But you have no idea what I can do with 20 feet of ribbon.

But you just won't cast me.

But you know what?

But you might wanna learn some sword flourishes.

But you were right. It was just as good with bread.

But you were so wrong.

But you... you don't know what he's really like!

But your uncle's not in demand in this current economic climate.

But, I... I will be there, for sure. I'll definitely come.

But, Miranda, I actually think this time, Emily might have a point.

But, Miranda, we're family.

But, sure, I'll squeeze a move in there for you, Bethany.

But, uh, let's get the results back and see if we can't rule out a few things.

But, yes, she has.

But, you know, that's...

But... [stutters] if it makes you feel any better...

But... no peeking.

But... still.

But... we all live in the living room. All of us.

But... you and me can still be friends.

By helping you with your singing career, if you'll let me.

By moving it into the backyard.

By telling you guys to act good.

By the third bite, it falls apart. But it doesn't matter.

By the wrong name. [chuckles]

Bye, Miranda.

Bye.

Calling Bethany to help us get home.

Can be used as a tool rather than a distraction.

Can I come in and see it?

Can I get two, please?

Can I help you?

Can she just sing?

Can someone make this stop, please?

Can we take a time out here, please?

Can you believe it?

Can you believe those people? All I wanted to do was sing you a song.

Can you bring some pants for Uncle Jim?

Can you imagine being around all that pain

Can you just bring me the brace?

Can you please get the big ones?

Can you please look up here? I'll do it again.

Can you stab a freaking person in the freaking heart?

Can't you see I am busy? I am a director.

Claire? No, no, Claire's the best.

Classically trained... by myself.

Clear out.

Close the door. Yes.

Color guard?

Come here. Just...

Come on, everybody. Sing.

Come on, Patrick, we just have to make these fish look like they're alive.

Come on! Why not?

Come see the reason why I was named the grand marshal

Consider redoing the whole thing.

Contestants perform up there?

Cool. It's fine.

Correct.

Couple of customers tried to get in. But don't worry, I stopped them.

Cut the tape. Yeah.

Cut to the chase. I love that about you, Harvey.

Daddy saddle.

Daddy Warbucks is not this girl's love interest.

Dance moves, precision and facial expressions.

Dead fish everywhere.

Deliver that fish again.

Dialysis, maybe even kidney transplant, may be necessary.

Did I ever tell you guys that we went to high school together?

Did I sleep through it?

Did the Lord return?

Did you even hear a word I said?

Did you have something you wanted to say to me?

Did you just sniff Mom's neck brace?

Did you see the way he looked at me?

Did you want me to?

Didn't even bleed.

Directing.

Do I know talent?

Do it like Miranda. Yes, you gotta... No!

Do something you've never done before.

Do whatever you want, Mom.

Do you ever feel like you want to disappear?

Do you have any white?

Do you have your loyalty card?

Do you have your loyalty card?

Do you know he does hospice ministry?

Do you know what I love about you?

Do you like it?

Do you maybe know why that is? Any guess?

Do you mind if I listen for a while? I find you relaxing.

Do you remember Miranda?

Do you see how crazy they are?

Do you want to go sit in the waiting room? It's much more comfortable.

Do you want to know why I wasn't there, Miranda?

Do you want to see what I've been working on?

Do your eyeballs not work, everyone?

Does she expect people to freeze to death at night?

Does that make sense, Emily?

Does this mean we can go on a date sometime?

Doing the laundry. You know, it's my way of apologizing to you,

Don't be greedy, Patrick.

Don't clap for them, you guys. We did not rehearse any of this.

Don't do that.

Don't let Miranda ruin this for you.

Don't play dumb, we all know what a bag of salami is.

Don't post it.

Don't post it.

Don't put words in her mouth.

Don't tell anybody you found me in these bushes.

Don't try and stop me.

Don't try and stop me.

Don't worry about it. It's gonna be great.

Don't worry, everybody.

Don't worry, I'll blow you a new one.

Don't worry, I'm not gonna... touch anything. [chuckles]

Don't worry, Miranda. You're the only part that matters.

Don't worry. I'll be outta here before you know it.

Don't you do it!

Don't you mean caressing everyone's ears with my tantalizing sweet voice?

Don't you think that Five Phase Plan was getting out of hand?

During her darkest days, she experimented with brush loading techniques

Easy, easy, cobra. Hit it, hit it.

Easy. We'll get her a commercial.

Emily doesn't even care about stuff.

Emily, get out of the way, okay?

Emily, I thought you might be hungry, so I made you some snacks.

Emily, I... have been busy.

Emily, I'm just so excited.

Emily, it's like you don't have a sensitivity... meter.

Emily, my... my little nugget.

Emily, she's worried about you.

Emily, stop it! You are ruining my moment!

Emily, stop it.

Emily, stop it.

Emily, they, uh, they need you at the front desk.

Emily, what are you doing?

Emily, what are you doing? Get out of the way! Patrick!

Emily, why are you freaking everybody out?

Emily, you're interrupting my audition.

Emily!

Emily? Are you serious?

Emily.

Emily.

Emily... Did you not see all the glitter and the macaroni?

Encouraging Mom's fake illnesses, and I think he has a fetish for sick people.

Enough with the viral video!

Especially if you have nothing to lose and I mean...

Especially if you toast it a little.

Even though it looks like you won't be for much longer.

Ever since I've gotten fired,

Ever since she was little,

Ever thought about performing live?

Every director must hold auditions. Those are union rules.

Everyone at my school saw it and loved it.

Everyone knows you have to do a monologue, so stop talking.

Everyone up on stage.

Everyone's been so mean to me lately.

Ew, Uncle Jim. It's not even summer.

Ew.

Exactly.

Exactly. Do you think I'm gonna direct a non union backyard play?

Excuse me

Excuse me, I'm on the phone.

Excuse me?

Excuse me? I am famous.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Excuse me, person. Excuse me.

Excuse me. God bless you.

Excused.

Extremely.

Family tree burn.

Famous in the traditional sense.

Featuring a well known YouTube sensation,

Fifty cents, please.

Fifty cents, please. [chuckles]

Fifty two views!

Figure out how to get this thing open. I'll be back, okay?

Fill her up, Patrick!

Finally, I'll be at the front of the parade

Fine!

Fine?

First of all, you kicked me out of the choir,

First order of business in the family meeting...

First, there's the viral video. Second, television.

Five, six, seven, eight.

Five, six, seven, eight.

Flag waving is more than just waving flags

Follow my lead and you won't get hurt.

For dating advice too, but he's not here.

For everyone if she just stayed away from the choir for a while.

For free.

For me.

For Pete's sake, Emily.

For protection reasons.

For some reason, business has been real slow today.

For us to stay here and not go.

For widespread havoc and general pandemonium to ensue.

Forty nine views. They can't get enough of you.

Forty seventh Street Scabs it is.

Fourth, movies. Five, magician.

From my heart to yours.

Fun has nothing to do with it.

Get a new uncle.

Get out here right now, Miranda.

Get out of the car and pick up my crown, Sean.

Get people laughing and then...

Get ready for sword number four in the magic box.

Get the matches, sneak back outside,

Get your stinking hands off of me!

Getting to know Emily.

Giddy up!

Give it to me, give it to me. All right, so...

Give me another one.

Give me the jump rope! Give me the jump rope!

Give me the ring!

Give you a chance?

Go get 'em! Is that what you say for art? I don't know.

Go! Faster! Go!

God has seen you naked, Mom. I think you're fine.

God is gonna be so ticked off at you when he hears about this.

God, I'm so stressed.

God, you obviously know nothing about the Internet.

God, you're a captivating woman.

Going once, going twice...

Going viral is Internet slang for famous. This is great.

Good evening to you, my good sir.

Good night.

Good one.

Good thing that I have a backup plan already in effect.

Good, because she would be a terrible magician.

Good.

Gosh.

Got any laundry for me?

Got it.

Got you good.

Great, Bethany. I am supposed to go on a big road trip.

Great! It's a date!

Great.

Great.

Great. That's really great for you. I just... You know, Miranda,

Guys, a eulogy is a sensitive and sacred thing.

Guys, guys.

Guys, I want to thank you all for coming out to my CD release party.

Has Miranda been cast as the lead?

Has she done the Five Phases of Fame? [scoffs] I doubt it.

Have a good day.

Have a seat. I think we should let Bethany decide if her legs work or not.

Have been dating secretly ever since the funeral.

Have you done your job, like, at all today, dude?

Having said that, we just have to wait till 3:00,

He always opens a window.

He asked me backstage earlier!

He can make you a movie star.

He could be out there right now watching me, waiting to attack!

He found her parents and they kiss.

He is such a great guy.

He practically begged me to be a part of his CD release concert tonight.

He remembered.

He said that you were perfect?

He said that?

He sees the real me.

He thinks I'm perfect.

He would have done...

He's a angel.

He's a fine actor.

He's dead.

He's gone.

He's got a good point.

He's got pretty soulful eyes.

He's here to help me fix the toilet.

He's here! He's here.

He's my friend...

He's not the hater. He's not the hater. I am

He's the next vital link in your rise to fame.

He's totally taking me out of it.

Hearing... angels sing in the voice of the girl next door.

Hello and welcome to my audition.

Hello, and welcome to our date.

Hello, homeschoolers.

Hello, my name is Miranda Sings.

Hello, pretty lady.

Hello, Tacoma Wildlife Foundation?

Hello, yes. I was just looking at your ad online.

Hello, you're here for the meet and greet.

Hello! Hi, everyone.

Hello! Oh, thank God you finally picked up.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? [groans] Not you again.

Hello? Are your ears working?

Hello? Did you not see what just happened?

Hello? Earth to Emily!

Hello... and welcome to our date.

Here are the scripts.

Here we go.

Here we go. We're gonna juggle. Okay, ready?

Here you go. Thank you. Have a nice day.

Here, have a look.

Here, have a wiener.

Here, let's just take it from the top. [chuckles]

Here, maybe if I help you...

Here, we need to hide!

Here, you try

Here's a flag. This is the... Called the flag.

Here's my headshot. So...

Here's Patrick.

Hey, April, what's up?

Hey, did you see that?

Hey, EliteCollector423,

Hey, Eunice. Mr. Hav.

Hey, guys. It's me, Miranda.

Hey, guys. It's me, Miranda.

Hey, guys. It's me, Miranda.

Hey, guys. It's me, Miranda.

Hey, guys. It's me, Miranda.

Hey, guys. It's me, Miranda.

Hey, Harvey! Wow.

Hey, I have... I have some news. Look, look, look.

Hey, I know you from church. You're Amanda, right?

Hey, I'm here! Grand marshal's here. You could take a picture.

Hey, Miranda. I saw your video.

Hey, Mom, are you hearing this?

Hey, Owen.

Hey, Owen...

Hey, Patrick, keep an eye out for any theaters because, uh...

Hey, Patrick.

Hey, sorry to interrupt. Look, I finished your Annie costume.

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, you weren't invited to Miranda's big magic show audition, were you?

Hey!

Hey! There they are.

Hey. [sighs] Is Uncle Jim home?

Hey...

Hi, Carla. How's Aunty Moira doing?