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Dad Could Have Went Pro #fathers day #dad #athlete #dad jokes

Dad Fixing It #dad #handyman #fathers day

Dad Joke #fathers day #dad #dad jokes #punny

Damn it. I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot. I'm an.

Good Looks From Dad #good looks #dad #dad joke #dont tell mom #fathers day

Got a quick Al a quick?

Grades? #grades #school #idc #soulja boy #parody #dont care

Hey yo, why is that on the TV bro? Ohh, let me change that. Why is that? Why was I watching that last night?

I have to come up with the craziest excuse right now. How am I gonna get out of it?

I stayed up way too late last night texting a girl that I'm pretty sure doesn't give a rat's ass about me, and she probably wouldn't care if I lived or died.

If you could tell me what you're looking for, I can find it.

Late? #you are late #late #on time #soulja boy #parody #wya

OK, I have an idea. What if I just say a bunch of like, feminist talking points and and pander to her and then she'll fuck?

Please say no. Please say no. Please say no. I ain't got food I got.

Prankster Dad #dad #fathers day #prank #trickster #father

Santa really fucked up this year.

So before we open any gifts this year, I just have to let you know Santa was a little stressed out this year because of COVID.

So you know how you have your own YouTube channel and stuff? Well I was thinking about making my own content. Oh that sounds cool. I mean I actually know a really good graphic designer who could ma...

Very expensive.

What color is your Bugatti?

When you're dead, you can't do anything. You can't help anyone. You can't do anything. You're a pussy. You're weak.

Why is this my life? Why does this type of stuff happen to me? I did not deserve this. Jesus Christ, I did not deserve.

You know what? God gives his hardest battles to his toughest soldiers. I'm gonna get out of this. I don't know how, but OK. Jesus Christ.

You're a grown man eating fruit. You should be eating raw meat. You're a baby. You're a bitch. You're a cow.

You're broke.