Ballers - Season 2 Edit

A great football player and a grateful son.

A little less pornographic.

A little unorthodox.

A little wacky, a little crazy,

A lot of mouths to feed this off season.

A mediocre year coming off the heels of a huge contract

A mindfuck is your client

A picture of me fucking

A run defense that was exposed last season

A sexy new client, you got rich and important people here.

A thousand different thoughts run through your mind.

About an investment opportunity.

About derivatives, I'll bail you out.

About Vernon Littlefield's Achilles.

Absolutely, but I'm pretty sure the holy one won't come through there either.

Actually, that's a very good way to attract female clients.

Actually, we just signed Phil Martz at right tackle.

Afraid he isn't listening. Prep the OR, please.

Ah, thank you.

Ah, thank you. Thank you.

Ah, yeah, it was right after we won the AFC East.

Ah!

Ah!

Ain't he a little too old for this kind of thing?

Ain't nothing in your entire life could compare?

Ain't we Baptists, though?

All I had in my day was Miller Lite and butes.

All right, baby

All right, brother, see you.

All right, come on, Pop. That's enough.

All right, Dolphin fan all your life?

All right, get some rest and I'll call you tomorrow.

All right, good. Billy, Bob, and Wade.

All right, I got to take the minivan today.

All right, Joe, don't make any promises we can't keep, okay?

All right, look, man, I'm... I'm sorry.

All right, maybe you'll find him zip lining over a lake of fire

All right, no problem. I'm gonna find him.

All right, Spence.

All right, well, what'd you bring me, then?

All right? I said I'm sorry. You heard me.

All right? Okay.

All right.

All right. All right

All right. Looks like you're up.

All right. You have fun tonight.

Alonzo, how'd it feel to get that call?

An in person with Coach Payton

And a little bit of floss, but I don't... what do you mean?

And a Mardi Gras parade on the tarmac?

And a reliable third down guy for crunch time.

And a round for everybody in the house.

And all you've got to show for it is one new client and a restaurant.

And as always, his mouth wrote a check that his ass couldn't cash.

And both of my shoulders. I will meet you there.

And eventually we're gonna do it for you.

And every single time it's like taking a nap

And expects to go in the first round?

And feel the exact same way that I did

And female viewers for Jay, right?

And he's gonna lead us right into the future.

And here's proof that we believe

And I don't know if I'm gonna be able to do this.

And I got a thing for yentas.

And I take full responsibility.

And if I'm not mistaken, I got carried out of that party.

And it's a great offer.

And it's why I didn't want to go on the air in the first place.

And let him run into the arms of the competition?

And listen, going broke on this deal

And make sure that they have the financial security come retirement.

And make you oink like a pig.

And make you one of their own, Rick.

And Mayor Regalado. Thank you, Mayor, for everything.

And no dicking around, do you hear me?

And not everybody likes looking at the water.

And not the baby maker.

And now a suspicious torn Achilles.

And of course you know the legendary

And of course you know the lovely Victoria.

And preparation and surrounding yourself with the right people.

And something happened to piss you off, too,

And start packing his bags for him right now?

And stop one is getting you to Cafe Du Monde to get you a beignet.

And stringing him along just to save our asses, that's not right.

And that beautiful family of yours.

And that there is Wade.

And the man responsible for designing your new contract.

And then invest that money.

And then we can get back to business as usual.

And we caught some fire for it.

And we caught some fire for it.

And we expect to see him back on the field at some point next season.

And we want a caviar bar over there.

And we're gonna honor your mother who's still alive.

And when they do, you will feel a warmth

And wrapping it up, two grand at Tootsie's,

And you can't play anymore. What are you gonna do?

And you got awesome hair, but I can't lie to you, Justin.

And you guys are just passing through. You're like tourists.

And you just entered a world of hurt.

And you put up 217 yards mostly on little slants.

And you still stuffed the stat sheet.

And you were the one who put me up to it.

And, Joe, stop approving shit.

And, more importantly than that, once the pads come off,

And... and heard a pop.

Anderson couldn't just drive here?

ANDERSON: So, Suh Casa.

ANDERSON: Spencer, get in here!

Andre also picked up your tab. He's such a mensch.

ANDRE: Ah, we have a little company.

Andre.

Another strip o gram. He loves them, by the way.

Any of those guys in town?

Anything that makes me believe you have a plan?

Anything with a fucking ball in it in the off season for this exact reason.

Anyway, the point is, many of you

Are you fucking kidding me? 12 over two?

Are you out of your (BLEEP) mind?

As much as I enjoy watching Ricky regress,

At a time like this?

At least he brought me a proper gift.

At your new job as you was at your last one.

Baby, I'm home.

Baby, they can't do that.

Bad news about the minivan, babe.

Ball so hard.

Beautiful. Beautiful.

Became a law abiding citizen and earned every dollar I got coming.

Because he pulled a lot of strings putting this entire deal together.

Because they like it hairy.

Because they're probably on vacation with their families or something like that.

Because Vernon could miss half the season.

Because you got up and fought the entire Ravens bench.

Best ever?

Best I could do in a day.

Bet your ass I'm bringing one tomorrow.

Better be careful that the Sizz and Suh

Black, no sugar. And find a better spot for this.

Bloodstains.

Break it in.

Bring me new clients who actually make money.

Brother, make the call.

Brother, you are looking sharp.

Buh bye.

Bullshit. Truth be told, I wouldn't even have a problem

But affordable so anybody can come.

But for a city full of soul, I ain't feeling it

But he says I'm not really screaming at him,

But he's my favorite party companion.

But he's with the family down in New Zealand.

But I ain't giving up on it.

But I almost fucked my foot up again fucking with you.

But I got a call about a job.

But I just want to let you know it's not a problem.

But I'm the only one left still chasing number two.

But in our hands he's gonna be top 10, easy.

But it'll get you nice and fucked up, and that's what you want

But it's those old habits, you know?

But let's just be honest, you're just as overrated

But listen, Payton and Brees are probably not there

But my agent says when I come back,

But my recovery time this year was quicker than any of the past seasons.

But now different role as a financial advisor.

But shit's gotten dull since you decided to grow up.

But true to form, only one man in particular

But truth is, you do hype your stats a lot all the time.

But when you're on the right tackle,

But you can still play. If you want to find another team,

But you got to take my word for this

But you look so damn cute right now and I'm late for work.

But, hey, meantime, your old buddy Andre's banging on our clients.

But, I mean, I needed a father. I needed you.

But, no, really, how did you pull it off?

By the way, Vernon's losing his mind.

Bye, Kiki. See you later.

Call me, you son of a bitch

Called having your head up your own ass.

Calm down, Joe. Ain't gonna be no stripping here today.

Can you give me something,

Can't play football forever. The transition is about time

Charles, you getting any sleep?

Chased by a Burmese python or whatever,

Chewed on by so many mosquitos,

Coach Gruden gave me that 2002 NFC Championship Game.

Coach, I guess I'll be seeing you at mini camp.

Come on, D, but I did.

Come on, give me a little smile.

Come on, man, Ricky Jerret hit the open market,

Come on, you don't think we'd actually send off Ricky Jerret that way.

Come on, you know what I mean.

Come on!

Come on! Come on!

Comedian, everybody. Showtime at the Apollo over here.

Cowboys brass is expected to address the media.

Crazy.

Cryotank helps with the bounce back, Dennis.

Crystal crown looking...

Dallas could void Vernon's contract.

Dallas just announced a press conference about Vernon's injuries.

Damn it.

Damn it. Can he put any weight on it?

Damn right, you did.

DENNIS: Richard, get the fuck in here!

Did Gruden also teach you to go apeshit on Jay Glazer's show?

Diddly shit is what you know, boy.

Didn't really work out so good.

Disrespect your employers.

Do me a favor. Stab me in the face with this.

Do me a favor... next time you have a bright idea,

Do you hear yourself right now? It's psychobabble.

Do you really think he'll bail on us?

Do you really think the team's gonna release

Doc, a CT scan just to make sure?

Doc, thanks for getting here so quick.

Doesn't she work for Suh?

Doing my best, sir.

Dolphins should be backing up that money truck any day now.

Dolphins, they're close to being done with Ricky.

Don't be ridiculous. You got to put yourself out there.

Don't be so quick to judge, okay?

Don't fuck with my Achilles.

Don't hear that you're calling them scraps.

Don't mind if I do, man. Set me up, man.

Don't take it personal, Richard.

Don't wait up for me.

Don't worry about it. If Jay starts asking

Don't you fucking Jason me, all right?

Dude, I promise I will be gentle.

Dude, without dental hygiene, you ain't got shit.

Eeeh.

Eh, not really.

Elidee.

Elidee.

Elway style, you know? Give me some.

Embarrassing myself, embarrassing you.

Enjoy.

EPA is gonna be up your ass, Coastal Commission is gonna be up your ass.

ESPN? Holy shit.

Even as a second string rookie in '85,

Even if we have to put you down in the mud

Even more than you know, Travis.

Every day with this punk. Hey!

Every time I scream at my therapist,

Everybody calm down, by the way, it's coming up next.

Everybody does it.

Everyone except for Vern and Ricky.

Everything's good.

Exactly, he was talking trash.

Fatherhood will make you look at life differently.

Find the money or I'm putting Ricky on tour.

Fine, I'll do it myself, man.

First I had to pick up my baby daddy's whip.

First session is free. Second time we can negotiate.

For a few days and do whatever the man says, please?

For Anderson Sports Management.

For Dallas on the defensive side of the ball.

For two guys who played on the same side of the ball?

Forced you to play an extra year in the league just to get out of the red.

Four grand on a weeknight to save a retired nobody.

Four million. It's no chump change, brother.

Fuck it, man. We good.

Fuck!

Fuck.

Fucking Andre.

Fucking NFls.

Fucking punk!

Fucking Sizzle.

Full disclosure on your boy Andre Alan.

Get the fuck off me!

Get the fuck out.

Get up. Get it. Get it right there.

Get your black ass upstairs and apply some soap.

Give us a push. More!

Glad to hear that. Now, you want to tell us

Glazed and Confused. I'm your host Jay Glazer.

Glazer can't find a fucking thing.

Go take a nap, Dennis.

God damn it, I love this dude, man!

God damn it, no.

God damn, that sounds like a good trip.

God damn. Fucking guy's following me around like the herp.

God, I'm gonna tear you up, girl.

Good bye, Reg.

Good bye, Vernon.

Good morning, Mr. Anderson.

Got to roll. Got the governor waiting.

Grab my fun bag.

Grab the fun bag

Guys, I've got to take this. What's up, Jay?

Hal even flew in from Dallas and said that he wasn't home.

Hal, he was scared. The kid was scared.

Hal, tell him anyway. Please?

Happy birthday to me.

Hard to remember you as a football player.

Has had the most impact.

Have had tremendous impact on the success

Have you ever heard of transference?

Having Ndamukong Suh on the roster just doesn't cut it anymore.

He gets all whiny on me when I'm late.

He had to take the SS Fucking Asshole?

He is a friend, a foodie, a businessman.

He is the league's most fearsome teddy bear,

He is.

He look like a fucking horror show.

He might have popped his Achilles.

He probably just wants a quote.

He tells me I'm angry at my mother.

He wants to build a fucking hotel?

He wants to honor his dead mom.

He was hungry

He was working out really hard

He's a... oh, forget it.

He's been talking shit for years.

He's getting the finest medical attention and therapy available.

He's gonna attract more young clients.

He's gonna sign a huge contract.

He's the best.

He's the higher earning client.

Healthy attitude, Spencer.

Hell of a day, fellas.

Hell, I could use a vacay. Shit, I planned on going to Jerusalem this summer.

Hell, I even tried to jack off the other night with my right hand.

Hello?

Hello?

Help boost the oxygen levels.

Here are the keys to the house and the car.

Hey, 2015 Salesman of the Month, Charles Greene.

Hey, baby.

Hey, brother, how you feeling?

Hey, but it felt pretty good mixing it up, right?

Hey, calm down. It's just a paintball gun.

Hey, come on, man, New Orleans is the greatest city in America.

Hey, for sensitive matters like this,

Hey, give me the number to this garage.

Hey, I have an idea. Why don't you put him on your show?

Hey, I'm gonna see y'all pinheads tomorrow.

Hey, I'm just trying to hold down the fort here, okay, pal? We're under siege.

Hey, it's good to see you. Drew wanted to be here, too,

Hey, it's great to see some of my favorite people breaking bread.

Hey, Joe.

Hey, Joe.

Hey, listen, I took Sizz, so I won't fight you over Suh.

Hey, listen, it's my fault you in this spot,

Hey, listen, Vern, man, it's gonna be all right, man.

Hey, look, folks here, man, they will embrace you

Hey, man, I'm waiting on the Kool Aid man to crash through the house.

Hey, man, it was like God's light shone down on me, man.

Hey, man, it wasn't my idea. Laser tag is more my game.

Hey, man, you want a beer?

Hey, man, you're not property, Vern.

Hey, Nate, man, come taste some of this punch real quick.

Hey, Reg, man, let me know when he gone.

Hey, slow your ass down!

Hey, sometimes you got to paint outside the lines, okay?

Hey, Spence, you was right. It wasn't that bad after all.

Hey, Spencer.

Hey, that's great. Congratulations.

Hey, that's the Spencer we love.

Hey, there's your boy.

Hey, trust me, we pulled out all the stops.

Hey, where the fuck are you?

Hey, you're not just any tackle, baby.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. One second.

Hi, everybody. Welcome to my new show live here in Miami,

His cousin's demo's actually not that bad.

His pitch was very heartwarming. He started to cry.

Hmm, ever wonder why keys are so popular with babies?

Hold up, hold up. Wait.

Holding that Lombardi Trophy, man, was the best feeling that I ever had.

Holy shit, man!

Honestly, I lied to Jason.

Hoo hoo hoo!

How easy do you think it's gonna be for me

How much time you got before work?

How much training can one man do?

How much you gonna charge me for this right now?

How the hell did you pull this off?

How's your hip? You get it checked out yet?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? It's like when you play left tackle,

Huh? There's at least a half a dozen firms

Hurry the fuck up!

Hut.

I ain't afraid to fly commercial

I ain't gonna let you give up on it.

I ain't having you look like a hobo in front of the team owner.

I always said never trust the man, Spencer.

I am actually screaming at her.

I am standing in the middle of the garage, asshole.

I appreciate that, Spencer. I really do.

I brought you me. The rest of this shit

I can feel it. Be so nice to go out on another championship.

I can feel the Zika virus coursing through my blood.

I can hardly get a minute myself.

I can't be going into overtime.

I can't believe Andre had the nerve to show up

I did and I apologize for embarrassing the company,

I did not expect you.

I don't drink beers with assholes.

I don't know how he got my number.

I don't know if it's old man strength or what,

I don't know who you are.

I don't know why the fuck you even want to go, Dennis.

I don't know, man.

I don't think I'll ever have a 40 story building like you.

I don't want to get cut on.

I don't want to get even, Reg.

I don't want to lie to them, Spence.

I don't want to throw down with you again, man.

I doubt I'm gonna have any service out here in the swamp or wherever the fuck I am.

I drove right into a fucking brick wall. Thank you, honey.

I felt more love from the F 350 dude.

I fucking agree with Reggie.

I get it. I get it.

I got a different idea.

I got a different idea.

I got a hunch. I bumped into Victoria at the Raleigh.

I got a Tom Ford waiting for your ass upstairs.

I got left in a swamp,

I got multiple calls from new York. Multiple.

I got the best moneyman in the business.

I got to be straight up, Spence

I got to call Hal, update the team.

I got to go to the med center to get some PT done.

I got to pee like a bitch.

I got to puke up the last four rounds just real quick

I guess this answers the question

I guess what I'm saying is I got to get used to more run blocking,

I hear Vernon Littlefield might get released by the Dallas Cowboys.

I heard y'all are considering moving me to the right side.

I hope it's a Ray Lewis strip o gram. That would be insane.

I hope they carrying 30 million over three years

I just came over here to tell you man to man

I just didn't want you walking into a buzz saw.

I just don't want to see you rule out teams

I just got to kind of wrap my head around the switch, you know?

I just thought the way you were present..

I just want our business acumen to do all the talking.

I just wanted to see if you had some cajones, and you do.

I know he's got a soft spot for you, but right now

I know how Andre operates.

I know Philly. He's a real good player.

I know what's important to me.

I know you got a little bad blood,

I know, I know. I'm sorry.

I know, I was dealing with a crisis.

I let them all down.

I like my women smart and fiery.

I like to operate under the radar.

I like you, man. You shoot straight, you drive a cool car,

I love his show. I've never been on TV before.

I love you, baby.

I mean you don't have the money, the location sucks,

I mean, I brush twice a day

I mean, I guess if this is what the Dolphins want, I got no choice.

I mean, it got air conditioning in there.

I mean, it's all good. I can pick it up in the morning.

I mean, some agent from LA had to be medevaced out of here last month.

I mean, that's beautiful. That's beautiful.

I mean, that's what your family is for, right?

I mean, those are the kind of expectations that can kill a guy.

I mean, Vern's got a right to have a life.

I mean, who can think of pussy

I might move to fucking France.

I might run for president.

I moved to paradise to get away from those assholes in New York.

I once did some shit that I didn't want to face,

I prefer not to say.

I promise you that. We did it for Suh.

I really don't even know why you need me out here.

I really don't give a shit.

I said he doesn't do speeches.

I still remember the night

I think you got to say a prayer with that, man.

I thought I was finishing my career in Miami.

I thought you guys were gonna murder each other.

I thought you had friends on the inside.

I told Victor we'd get him a dance studio.

I trusted you with this division, Spencer,

I trusted you with this division, Spencer,

I turned off my ringer

I understand.

I understand. I'm sorry.

I want to call you sometime.

I want to see what else is out there, though.

I want to state our position clearly.

I want to thank my moms. Moms, I wouldn't be here without you.

I wanted to make sure the Plug was taking care of himself.

I was actually touched by that.

I was just getting the hang of it.

I was just trying to make him feel better, man.

I was playing paintball with my friends.

I wasn't training when I got hurt.

I wasn't training. I was playing paintball

I wish there were room on this deck for cartwheels.

I would tell you to shut it for once and just play ball.

I'd much rather watch you progress.

I'll be able to climb Mt. Kilimanjaro.

I'll bring out the sculpture.

I'll call you tomorrow. Fuck!

I'll do it, then. You know I love to riff

I'll get a cortisone shot this week.

I'm a Butkus Award winner, not a fucking beauty queen.

I'm a Miami Hurricane to the core, okay?

I'm about ready to pass out now.

I'm Billy, this here's my baby brother Bob

I'm bored out of my fucking mind, Spencer.

I'm charging you extra. It's coming out of your account.

I'm gonna be good. Hip's good.

I'm gonna call Dr. Russ. He did Manning's neck

I'm gonna kill this punk.

I'm gonna name it after my moms.

I'm gonna pick up a big plant for Kiki's room after work.

I'm gonna shut it down for the day. I need to unwind.

I'm gonna sign Sizzle and I'm gonna take the rest of Andre's clients.

I'm here with Miami Dolphins wide receiver Alonzo Cooley

I'm in no mood to bullshit anybody anymore.

I'm just gonna talk.

I'm just grateful we got the extra season.

I'm just parking.

I'm just saying if there's somebody that you need to be going after,

I'm not gonna dredge up your checkered past. Hell, I'm part of it.

I'm not hearing those cap excuses and I'm sure as fuck

I'm not sure it counts for shit.

I'm really sorry. I... wow, I'm really fucked up right now.

I'm sorry, baby. I promise you I'm listening,

I'm sorry. It won't happen again.

I'm telling you, I still don't know anything.

I'm too big to fail, Spence.

I'm trying to play with the right tackle

I've already got Vernon lying to Dallas about his injury.

I've been doing this too long to take shit from some weak punk like you.

I've got bad news, boys.

I've had seven surgeries with him

If I wasn't so enamored with representing star athletes like yourself,

If I'm not mistaken, you were carried in as well.

If ignoring your calls and hiding from Hal

If it was money well spent and they're about to find out.

If it's one thing I fucking hate, it's calls from New York.

If what I heard is true.

If you're feeling like you have a little bit left,

If your gut says tell the truth,

In the arms of a beautiful lady.

In the asshole accountants' hall of fame.

In the difference between me and old Strasmore here.

Instead of riding off into the sunset,

Instead, I'm flying my ass around all over the country trying to get a new job.

Is just to make sure that the players have the attention that they need

Is there someplace we can go meet

Is this some kind of mindfuck?

Is this what the adrenaline thing is like?

Is your best, son, it simply won't do.

It ain't Sizzle.

It better be your bony ass dialing me.

It cleanses misfortune, man.

It comes with a prayer built in.

It is the time and the place.

It ought to be a big hit, huh?

It was a pleasure seeing you.

It was bananas.

It was my idea.

It'd be best if I park the car. Let me just do that.

It's a chalupa. I bought you one.

It's a lot more hitting.

It's a pleasure to meet you. Good to see you.

It's a tough switch, but you never shied away from a challenge.

It's against the law to cut these down, Spice.

It's all about you. Go on, feel it.

It's all good. Really, it is.

It's all right. I got you the best doc in the biz.

It's all right. It's how we check your Achilles.

It's amazing.

It's compliments of Miami Wealth Management

It's cool, Vern. They just here to help.

It's costing me business.

It's gonna take a little vision, but maybe we can make it work

It's good to be here

It's impressive.

It's Jason. You're looking real good, Tracy.

It's just gonna take a little vision, right, Spence?

It's not a good deal.

It's not a good way to play it, Vern.

It's not enough. Can I tell you something? It's not enough.

It's not like teams are lining up for a 35 year old tackle.

It's not like you to dismiss

It's the whole other way around.

It's toll free. That's good.

It's true. I think about the future more.

Jackie and Tamika. Great meeting you.

Jared wants a fashion line and Lamar's starting a record label.

Jason already told them that Vern was working out.

JASON: I can't believe that you don't believe it.

Jay Glazer kept calling me.

Jay, Hal. Sorry to keep bugging you.

JAY: Come on, Sizz, get the (BLEEP) off him.

JAY: Somebody get him off him. Get him off him now.

Jerusalem getting a franchise, ****a?

Jesus, did he get bigger overnight?

Joe, we have to get ahead of this.

Joe, we're his advisors, okay?

JULIE: Hey, baby. How was your workout?

Julie?

Just a matter of time.

Just been up all night thinking about this whole right tackle thing.

Just don't make any, like, real sudden movements or anything, you know?

Just not my face 'cause I get bitches

Just please quit being so pessimistic.

Just saying, you remember what a slant is, right?

Just tell me that this is some new shit at Jay Glazer's gym.

Just tell Spice it's shit

Just to honor your dead mother is not the way to do it, brother.

Just trying to keep it loose.

Just wait. I got this. I'll do it.

Karla, fix my son a man's drink.

Kind of don't do it.

Ladies 68 93, they love you. You're huge.

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Ndamukong Suh.

Ladies love him.

Ladies, this way, please. Thank you. Thank you.

Ladies, wave those pom poms.

Ladies?

Least of which is a brand new $12 million deal.

Legendary. Yeah, we met a few times.

Let go of your balls and grow the fuck up.

Let him find out when the rest of the world does.

Let me ask you this. Why'd you take off on me?

Let me get my bottle of champagne ready.

Let me talk to him alone.

Let me tell you something, Vern.

Let's build a beautiful hotel

Let's go live to the Cowboys'

Let's go see the property. Give it a chance.

Let's hear your first offer. Wait, hold up.

Let's not disrupt that groove.

Let's pay them. You're all very beautiful.

Let's see, 1,200 at Capital Grille.

Let's set up an appointment with Spice,

Let's sit down, let's find a prime location.

Like he'd been shot?

Like maybe the birth of your son?

Like the **** out of Egypt,

Listen, I don't want to freak you out,

Listen, if I'm making money for my clients and my company,

Listen, Miami, they didn't utilize your speed like we will.

Listen, turn the phone off tonight and get some sleep, okay?

Listen, when the owner's on the line,

Look at him on his little scooter over there.

Look at this.

Look who just rolled in with his crew.

Look, all right, I know I gave you a tough time.

Look, I hate to pick at an old wound.

Look, Spice, it's a boom or bust town.

Look, you know, I got company.

Look, you were in the backyard doing agility drills with Marcus, all right?

Looks delicious. (SNIFFS)

Looks great if you picture it without the garbage, you know?

Looks like I lost yours.

Love Bellinis.

Love what you've done with the place.

Love your new office.

Lucky for you, I can literally do these in my sleep.

Man, don't make me do that, please.

Man, fucked up Rick didn't get paid, man.

Man, I feel like getting hammered right now.

Man, I hope someday some kid will come to Elidee

Man, I nearly shit when you recovered that fumble for a score.

Man, look, I was young, man. She raised you right.

Man, them alligators are more scared of you than you are of them.

Man, this shit will rot your teeth out.

Man, what are you... why are you ruining a good time tonight

Man, you're just a rental to them, man.

Man, your mama didn't want me around, boy.

MAN: Is that you?

MAN: Who's that?

MAN: You first.

Maybe get your ass back on the football field and we can do it again there.

Maybe I'll come back.

Maybe if you're lucky, they'll put your washed up ass

Meet me at the Sports Med Center.

Miami nightlife impresario Mr. Derrick Rubin.

Minus the bedbugs and bloodstains.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm. Where's it at?

Mmm, interesting.

Mmm.

Moms worked hard saving up dough,

Motherfuck me!

Motherfucker!

Mr. Jones, myself, and the rest of the organization

My man Spence. I think I'm ready for another round.

My man. My man

My skills are tailor made for investigative work.

My tailor took good care of you, I see.

Nate, turn the TV back on before I got to do it myself.

NFLPA forbids you to touch him.

No Coach Payton, no Drew Brees

No fucking way, big boy. (LAUGHS) No.

No fucking way. I've been up since 5:00 A.M.

No hos. No hos, Dennis.

No love pond, no shot luge,

No one's done it before.

No rest for the weary, brother.

No sense in letting somebody else get...

No way. We'll box that up.

No, don't put that on her.

No, finish your Bellinis.

No, haven't had the pleasure. Spencer, good to meet you.

No, he's too busy dry humping the talent.

No, I get it. Listen, just give me two minutes on the phone with the boss.

No, I would say a couple of days closer to a triumphant return to form.

No, I'm all about the present and the future.

No, I'm talking about the sound, Reggie.

No, it's Bob fucking Woodward.

No, it's not. They were literally running around the woods

No, no, no, it's no trouble at all.

No, no, no. I'm good. I'm good.

No, no, not for you. Careful with that.

No, no, that was a complete accident. Twitter was new at that time.

No, no.

No, no. No, no, no. It's all good.

No, see, I'm not a water guy. I don't...

No, she was too busy having lunch with Andre.

No, that's crazy talk.

No, that's right, I didn't.

No, the offer's solid, actually,

No, y'all gonna get me in trouble.

No... come on, don't. Don't. Don't. Don't.

Nobody gives a fuck if I'm fucking my nanny.

Nobody wants to hear your bullshit. You're embarrassing your son.

Not answering the door when I fly all the way to Miami to check on him.

Not bringing this bullshit offer to my client.

Not if they find out it's a non football injury.

Not my restaurant. It's your restaurant, big man.

Not too long after that, I was packing for New Orleans.

Now get off my boat.

Now get off my boat.

Now is not the time, y'all, for real.

Now you're trying to blow up Ricky's day, settle old scores on TV.

Now, I told these ladies we don't want any Mozart or Vivaldi jams.

Now, if you think it was easy for you to dig some shit up on me,

Now, that's the kind of stuff that makes you sound like an asshole.

Now, you say nice things about me,

Of all these people.