Futurama - Season 3 Edit

A big floating ball that lit up with every color in the rainbow...

A casino where I always win? That's boring.

A casino where I'm winning?

A computerized image of a gorgeous celebrity...

A cursory glance would suggest they've doubled his thinking power.

A dangerous mistake to make.

A dark day for humanity, folks.

A female leader?

A few months in an insane asylum? l could do it on my head.

A Globetrotter always saves the good algebra for the final minutes.

A heavily guarded fortress surrounding the pelvic splanchnic ganglion.

A holophonor?

A hundred dollars a week!

A penny saved is a penny earned. Also, l need athlete's foot cream for my face.

A planet ruled by a chauvinistic manputer...

A portion of the proceeds might go to help broken robots.

A professional gambler who's about to have an unfortunate accident.

A reunion at your old orphanarium, eh?

A tomato.

Aaah!

Aaah! Ow, ow, ow! Ooh! Aaah!

Aah!

Abandon ship!

About 35 pounds.

Actually, I think I'll go down and prep the detonator.

Adlai, I was thinking.

Adoption? Yes, that's acceptable.

Affirmative. l feel nothing. l am a robot. Beep, beep, beep. . . .

After him!

After lengthy femputations...

Afterwards, he'll be lucky if he has any bones left.

Ah ah! A package is just a box until it's delivered.

Ah, the scent of a rose.

Ah, the years. So many memories. . .

Ah, um, um!

Ah! More meat than a cow!

Ah! Muy macho. Hey, gringos!

Ah! Oh! Eh!

Ah! Oh! Ooh ah! Ooh ah! Ooh ah! Ooh ah ooh!

Ah! Oh! Ooh ah! Ooh ah! Ooh ah! Ooh ah ooh!

Ah! She's built like a steak house, but she handles like a bistro.

Ah! There it is. The Tempus Nebula.

Ah! Those were happier days.

Ah. There we are.

Ahh, the hypochondriac's back.

Ahh, the stomach... scenic gateway to the bowel.

Ahh! Now the ball's in Farnsworth's court!

Alcohol fuels my power cells. And, as a mighty robot, l

All abstaining?

All civilization was just an effort to impress the opposite sex...

All I ever wanted was to make music with you.

All I know is this gold says that was the best mission ever.

All in favor?

All opposed?

All right, all right.

All right, but hands off the minibar.

All right, but I wanna lick the beaters.

All right, I'll go.

All right, Liu...

All right!

All right. "Hands in the air" rhymes with " just don't care

All right. Cool your jets, hotshot.

All right. Enough lipstick. Let's storm out.

All right. Here's the plan.

All right. Let's smoosh some worms!

Also good.

Also, what game were the refs watching?

Although he is completely right.

Although I don't have the hang of blinking yet.

Although the snu snu part's gonna be pretty good.

Amateur hour's over.

Amy, " if I said you had a beautiful body...

Amy, conference.

AMY: Hooray! ZOlDBERG: Bravo!

An explosion big enough to destroy that mama would take out half the universe.

An implosion might just form a black hole...

And an eight track player with genuine mono sound.

And best of all, you'll go out with me?

And boy bands roamed the earth?

And bring gold! Lots of gold!

And by Thursday, it will be the end of existence as we know it.

And Curly Joe from the rear!

And don't eat it.

And don't try anything. This glass is laser proof.

And earn some extra cash?

And follow Bender on tour and live there in the van?

And from now on, you're all named Bender Junior!

And he made it wrong, so it's time for us to interfere in his life.

And here's your check. Bam!

And hypnosis is for losers with big weird eyebrows.

And I don't think I tricked you into it, but maybe I did.

And I forgot this isn't a hover car!

And I found it in the same Dumpster.

And I guess now maybe I can get to know the real Lucy Liu.

And I'll let you sing backup.

And I'll never ever know what it was.

And I'm a huge fan of your work, both on and off the court.

And if I did, I'm sorry.

And if I kill myself, you die with me.

And in the end, that's all I really have.

And it was one with my own.

And it's all thanks to being completely immobilized.

And just in time to screw up this picture I took.

And Kif, as the most attractive male...

And kiss ass articles in People magazine...

And make the audience wait for it to start.

And maybe pick up those potato chips Amy didn't finish yesterday.

And maybe you.

And most of them like to look like they care about things.

And Mr. Fry, l sentence you to the home for criminally insane humans.

And nappster says illegal copies never hurt anybody.

And not just what you've seen in movies, genre straddling lawyer shows...

And not just what you've seen in movies, genre straddling lawyer shows...

And nothing that can opener could ever do would be worse than that.

And now this.

And now, stand up and turn on your hidden tape recorders...

And now, the hand eye coordination lobe.

And perhaps this will wipe the smiles from your faces.

And reprogram it to let them go.

And she always seemed to... Uh oh.

And sometimes the same sex.

And special guest Bender!

And subscription to Cosmo.

And take Fry to do everything he ever wanted to do.

And that leads to... tragedy.

And that's how I got my new shell.

And that's the half with the Supermen up, 48 42.

And the first half of a movie.

And the ladies will have some very sensual salads...

And the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs. So long, pal.

And the professor's a senile, amoral crackpot.

And then I forgot how it ended.

And then when I feel so stuffed I can't eat any more...

And they couldn't believe it!

And they'd judge you like a piece of meat.

And they're costin' me 110!

And to be romantically linked with a celebrity.

And try one of these popsicle sticks. They've absorbed quite a bit of flavor.

And we can call it "Bend Aid" after me, Bender.

And we can go have some fun.

And we would've gotten away with it...

And we'd need all the money on Earth to build...

And what am I up to, you ask? Why, I'm a very successful space captain.

And what better way to celebrate our success...

And what's more amazing, you expressed it without spewing crumbs at me.

And what's that? Candy?

And where are the biochemists?

And you can sing that song you're writing

And, uh, you wanna back off of them hogs?

And... finished!

ANNOUNCER: And down the stretch, it's Daddy's Little Grandpa...

Anyway, one last item of business before we go.

Apartment One I. The old me would've made a joke about that.

Arachneon with the steal, to Thorias.

Are there no further bids for this exquisite galaxy?

Are you crazy? This is great. Electroshock whenever you want. . .

Are you crazy? This is great. Electroshock whenever you want. . .

Are you funky enough to be a Globetrotter?

Are you just gonna stare vacantly at her and not say anything?

Are you with me, fellas?

Aren't those the particles that destroyed an entire civiliza...

As for me, I'm somewhat interested myself.

As if you were actually wriggling through them.

As the surveillance camera for that bank the judge was jawing about. . .

At Cookieville Minimum Security Orphanarium.

At least l have friends on the outside. Bender's been no help at all

At least we've got food.

At this rate, by Tuesday it will be Thursday.

Average, please.

Aw, geez! Will ya stifle there, meat bag?

Aw, hang in there, folks.

Aw, that's terrible, Leela.

Aw, you look so sad.

Aw, you're a true friend, Fry.

Aw.

Aw. That is so true and sweet.

Aww!

Babes, bucks... I got it all.

Baby, it'll blow your mind.

Bad news, friends.

Bah! I think she looked fine before.

Be careful with that Adlai, Leela. He's a doctor. They're very poor.

Be gentle!

Because Honest Bender's Orphanarium means discount orphans.

Because I've broken that blind kid's nose, like, ten times, and it doesn't make any difference.

Because it's such a lovely day, perhaps.

Beep beep beep beep beep. . . .

Beep.

Behold, my mutant atomic supermen!

Behold! My invincible nuclear mutants!

Bender was caught shoplifting."

Bender, I don't claim to understand "the biz"...

Bender, I want you to become my new washboard player.

Bender, if you don't open that can right now, your fear will own you.

Bender, lift it up to the can opener.

Bender, stop!

Bender, that was the best 40 minute washboard solo I've ever heard.

Bender, that's some played out, new jack horse crap.

Bender, this is Fry's decision.

Bender, to start your foundation for broken robots...

Bender, you can move. You're cured.

Bender, you can talk trash. You can handle the ball.

BENDER: Hey, keep it down in there! I'm tuning my banjo!

BENDER: l find that offensive!

Bender! Hey, man!

Bender's not involved.

Beyond the shame of defeat.

Billy Everyteen.

Billy, do you wanna come over tonight? We can make out together.

Billy, do you wanna get a paper route...

Billy, do you want to walk your dog?

Bleh!

Bleh!

Blood? Robots don't have blood. l must be a

Bonjour, y'all!

Booze, a couple of peanuts...

Both our dreams came true.

Bow before your master, puny mortals!

Brace yourselves, everyone.

Breaker, breaker. This here's the Duck.

Brothers and sisters, get your love beads.

Bubblegum, the Trotters are down by six. Reactions?

Bummer.

But all we have go on are ancient legend...

But at least you're not in a sick relationship with a robot anymore.

But cross me, and I'll turn on you like that.

But every time I try, I get nervous and my mouth feels like it's stuffed with peanut butter...

But for once in my life, I just want to look normal.

But Fry's our friend, Bender.

But how can I sing about being damaged if I'm not?

But I am senior lecturer in physics at Globetrotter "U" and I'd like to help investigate

But I got half a mind to hug each and every one of you and see how you like it!

But I guess I never will.

But I just downloaded her because I love you.

But I know you don't mean it, so apology accepted.

But I need to know if it's really me she loves, or just what you worms have made of me.

But I think we've stopped the time skips.

But I'd always really hoped.

But I'll put you Globetrotters in your place...

But I'm not a robot! l don't like having disks crammed into me.

But imagine the look on their faces when you show up with two friends...

But in a world where teens can date robots, why should he bother?

But it damn well better work. We can't spend all of Earth's money every day.

But it's only recently that I've been able to articulate my thoughts.

But look in your heart and ask yourself...

But most of these men are sort of my friends.

But my crappy body crapped out on me.

But no more than a week of binge drinking or five minutes on a cell phone.

But now it's nearly over. So long.

But now, for no reason...

But now, for no reason...

But one day you'll be eatin' a fast food burger and boom!

But remember who the star is... me, Bender.

But that's how I really felt about you, I swear.

But then I fished this mannequin out of the 92 Cent Store Dumpster.

But then we have no memory of it.

But they make fun women's basketball.

But this is Lucy Liu, perhaps the only good actress of the 21 st century.

But this one had a live raccoon inside.

But we got into a serious thing...

But we wish you Godspeed.

But what about the worms in the other parts of his body?

But what can I do? I only weigh eight pounds.

But whatever it was, we're married now.

But when a human dates an artificial mate...

But when I do, I enjoy it.

But wouldn't being able to move help your music career?

But you are the most beautiful trio of gigantic ladies...

But you are the most beautiful trio of gigantic ladies...

But you don't hear us gassin' on about it.

But you never do these things till someone comes to visit.

But you still have Zoidberg.

But you will be in a minute! Bum rush the stage!

But you're better than normal. You're abnormal.

By a scallop's forelocks, what's with all the beer?

By God, Sweet Clyde is right!

By passing the ball to Curly Joe...

By the end of the day, one of us is gonna have one eye!

By Wednesday, it will be August.

Call me.

Can you teach me to make cupcakes?

Can't journey to the center of your mind without love beads.

Candy's for dorks. Give me that.

Causing time skips throughout the universe.

Cease hitting Femputer.

Change places!

Cherry. Cherry!

Child endangerment, depriving children of food...

Come back later. Leave me alone.

Come on, Adlai. She could really use a mom and dad.

Come on, Bender! If you're done scamming Beck, we're heading home.

Come on, dumplings. We've got 12 government stipends to collect!

Come on, Leela. Why won't you go out with me?

Come on! Go! Go! Through the kitchen!

Come on! l got a place where l like to hide after crimes.

Come on. Move it. We gotta get to the concert...

Come on. Move those arms. Use the power of mental thinking.

Come on. Take it.

Come on. We gotta go fix the plasma fusion boiler.

Come, everyone. Give Fry some privacy.

Comedy come from character, real situations...

Comin' through!

Comin' through. Watch your head

Commander of the Harlem Globetrotters.

Congratulations, buddy. You're a credit to my race.

Continues to wreak havoc...

COP: Come out with your hands up! Hostages!

Correct! Worm eggs. And the mayonnaise was probably none too fresh either.

Could destroy the very matrix of reality.

Could one of you guys get that?

Could we have Bender Burgers again?

Court is in session. The Honorable Judge Whitey presiding.

Cuckoo.

Curious how an aromatic chain of hydrocarbons can evoke our deepest emotions. For you.

Curly Joe, easily amused by his own antics...

Curse my natural showmanship!

Cursed with a third ear, but so full of that emotion...

Daddy Bender, I want a piggyback ride!

Daddy Bender, we're hungry!

Daddy, Bethany's hitting me!

Daddy? How do I flush you?

Daddy's sick o' lookin' at ya. So go to bed.

Daddy's tired. Let's just have another dog pile on Fry.

Daddy's tryin' to score with a cheap floozy right now.

Damn it! We're weren't countin' on them being as smart as they are sexy.

Damn right, brother man. This chronological wang dang doodle...

Damn! Still only 1 00 dollars.

Datin' a robot... it's an "atrocimicy."

Deal with it.

Death by snu snu!

Death to the men!

Detonation in three, two, one.

Diagnosis complete.

Did everything just jump around or did my brain just stroke off there for a second?

Did I mention I'm not a man? I'm a manbot.

Did that make any impression on you, Fry? Fry?

Did you hear that? She likes me.

Did you hear why they're using Windows 3000 as a prison guard?

Did you just say...

Did you notice what went wrong in that scene?

Did you see it? Did you see it?

Did you see me escaping? I was all, like...

Did you swallow your phone again?

Distribute token of appreciation and applaud.

Diverting chronitons is mathematically impossible.

Do you have any better hostages?

Do you have anything with more of a Lucy Liu feel to it?

Doc, I can't move my arms and legs. What's wrong with me?

Don't be a hero! lt's not covered by the health plan!

Don't be so hard on yourself, Fry.

Don't even think about tickling that ganglion.

Don't kill me! I'm coming down with Stockholm Syndrome. . .

Don't make me call the maintenance guy.

Don't stop for any reason.

Don't take it so hard. I used to miss my body too...

Don't worry, Fry. l too once spent a nightmarish time in a robot asylum.

Doomsday device?

Dr. Zoidberg, are you okay?

Dr. Zoidberg, can I talk to you about Fry?

Dr. Zoidberg, you're amazing!

Drip down the back of the throat, and make for the bowel.

Drip down the back of the throat, and make for the bowel.

Duck! Lasers!

Ear Face! Ear Face! Sally won the ugly race!

Easy, Leela. Just finger roll that star into the cosmic basket.

Ehh, what's the worst thing that could happen?

Eighty six the chump stuff, F man.

Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes.

Especially because l didn't squeal. Remember, l didn't squeal? Do you?

Even as he reinvents them, just like you.

Even in these formal shorts, I feel like a failure.

Even the slightest bit.

Ever wonder what makes "special sauce" so special?

Everybody leave me alone. I don't wanna be seen this way.

Everybody on the floor! This is a stickup!

Everyone out of my body, or the brain gets it!

Ew! Puke a tronic!

Ew! You're touching them.

Exactly. I use those all the time in my music.

Expelling the entire worm society.

Expelling the entire worm society.

Expelling, among other things, the parasites.

Far out.

Farewell.

Featuring Beck, Wailing Fungus...

Femputer demands to know why there are men on her planet!

Femputer sentences them to death...

Femputer will return after deciding...

Femputer, be reasonable.

Femputer, we bring offering...

Finally, you're standing up to him.

Fine. Break my heart again.

Fire lasers!

Five. And that's my final offer. Four

For a person with one eye.

For generations...

For one brief moment, I felt the heartbeat of creation...

For one brief moment, I felt the heartbeat of creation...

For the folk stylings of Cylon and Garfunkel!

For the love of God, somebody kick his ass!

Found dead in her bathtub.

Freeze! You're under arrest!

Freshen your Narcotina?

Fry, a herd of Lucy Liu are destroying the city.

Fry, I just want to try dating a normal man...

Fry, just because you think you're a robot doesn't make you one.

Fry, meet Norm. Still picking up ClA transmissions on your teeth?

Fry, no! He's bulging with what could be muscles.

Fry, please try to understand.

Fry, please. That's sweet, but I'd rather not even dignify them with an ass whupping.

Fry, that's so sweet. Lemme see.

Fry, that's the sweetest, most wonderful... Wait.

Fry, this is for you.

Fry, what are you doing?

Fry, when you downloaded her without my permission, you stole my image.

Fry, why don't you take the helm?

FRY: Huh?

Fry! I missed you. Did you find out what you needed to find out?

Fry! Stay back! He's too powerful!

Fry? Are we ready to meet our new roommate?

Fry's worm infested bowels...

Gas was an environmental disaster anyway.

Gee, Mavis, your house is across the street.

Gentle hippies, put your filthy hands together...

Get away! Come on.

Get him!

Get lost, you moneyless hippies!

Get me out. l'd have starved if not for that sick vending machine robot.

Gimme some skin, Prof.

Give me the remaining dough, the calendars and that pen.

Give me! Give me!

Glad you like them. I've been making fine jewelry for years, apparently.

Globetrotters win, 244 86.

Go Bender! Go Bender! Go Bender!

Gold? Why Femputer want gold?

Gonna sing a little tale About a battle called Waterloo

Good bye, friends. I never thought I would die like this...

Good Lord! That sucker's shakin'round like some fine imported booty!

Good news, everyone! You're off to the Tempus Nebula to gather chronitons.

Good news, everyone.

Good night, you princes of Maine!

Goose goes up! Rejected!

Gosh. The bars on the windows seemed so much thicker back then.

Greetings. l am Dr. Perceptron. Let me give you something to help you relax.

Growtreant from half court. Yes!

Guess again.

Gumbercules? I love that guy.

H Hello.

Halt, fellow robot!

Hand me that backup disk.

Hands up! This is a stickup again!

Happy birthday, Amy!

Harmless fun? Let's see what happens next.

Have none of you pathetic Earthlings game?

Have you any idea how it feels to be a fembot...

Have you guessed the name of Billy's planet?

Have you thought about adopting one of our kids?

He always seemed so full of life...

He can't hear ya. He's deaf now.

He heals with the power of laughter.

He looks like a little insane drunken angel

He looks radiant.

He never saw the propaganda film.

He sickens me.

He that is designated Fry...

He thinks he's a lunchroom worker. So they put him here.

He'll be as strong and flexible as Gumby and Hercules combined.

He's bluffing. No creature would willingly make an idiot out of itself.

He's dead.

He's right. l must start investing wisely.

He's very excitable, so don't say anything to surprise him.

Heck, it's more than acceptable, it's adequately satisfactory.

Heeyah! Hoh! Ahh!

Heeyooh! Yah! Yah! Yah!

Hell, they are the best! Leela, how can I ever repay you for saving them?

Hello there.

Hello, jerkbags!

Hello, lawsuit.

Hello, Leela.

Hello, little guy. You know, I was abandoned as a baby too.

Hello! What's all this then?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Hello?

Hello? Imperial Dragon Restaurant?

Hello? Is anyone there?

Hello? Who is this?

Help me! For God's sake, help me!

Help me. They've been holding me prisoner for 800 years.

Help! Help! He is a battle droid! Somebody help me!

Help! I'm under attack!

Her? But there's plenty of normal ones.

Here and here.

Here comes "El Zoido" to ruin your drinking water.

Here live vengeful, all knowing leader.

Here stadium where our women basketball teams play.

Here we go. Just a minute.

Here we go. Just a minute.

Here you are in the year 3000 or so...

Here you are. Your account is now overdrawn by $4.

Here you go. Hot off the nebula.

Here.

Here's a big cardboard check for $14,000.

Here's a song that was beautiful...

Here's my personal book of pickup lines.

Here's the plan. We'll enter the ear...

HERMES: Yes, yes. Now here's your pension statement.

Hey, baby. Wash that off before you put it back.

Hey, cut it out. I don't need this kind of publicity.

Hey, don't look at me like that!

Hey, everybody. Meet my good pal, Roberto.

Hey, here's a giggle.

Hey, I have an idea. Let's do that.

Hey, I have an idea. Who wants to cram in my van...

Hey, I smoke a cigar, not a candy cane. Sheesh!

Hey, jumbo! How would you like it if Leela said you were sexy...

Hey, Leela, look at me!

Hey, Leela! Bubblegum might let me organize a bake sale for the Globetrotter wives.

Hey, look. It's our old group picture.

Hey, man, we caught your concert from here.

Hey, mister, mind if I take this old van?

Hey, Red! You're just in time to join the hostage situation.

Hey, that's my cell phone.

Hey, the blues.

Hey, Three Ears!

Hey, what the..

Hey, why are those kids following you? Do you have candy stuck to your ass?

Hey, you! Red! Quit watering that plant and get the door!

Hey! Hey! I hate you!

Hey! Hey! Only eat and drink enough to barely keep yourselves alive.

Hey! The speedometer only goes up to 80.

Hey! What the hell are you doin'?

Hey! Whoa! Whoa!

Hey! You can't feel sorry for me.

Hi yah!

Hi, Bender. We'd like to adopt a child.

Hmm!

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Hmm.

Hmm. I better check the fluid levels.

Hmm. Maybe this is the moment to show her my real surprise.

Hmm. Maybe this is the moment to show her my real surprise.

Hmm. We'll need to have a look inside you with this camera.

Hmm. Will said skills pay the bills?

Hold onto your hats.

Hold up. What if we were to move this cluster of stars...

Hooray!

Hooray! Look at all these presents!

Hope you don't mind if I dribble a little while I work.

How can you make fun of me, Kirk? You're blind!

How did I do it? How did I get Leela to love me? I've got to figure it out.

How exactly will this protect us from time jumps?

How ridiculous!

How'd you do it? Drugs in the champagne? Hypnosis?

Hug me, Liubot.

Huh! I'd never thought of it that way.

Humans dating robots is sick.

Humor here funny in different way.

Hundred... thousand... miles.

Hurry! The Golden Gate Bridge.

Huuh! Ow! Huuh! Ow! Huuh! Ow!

I already did. So, Leela, do you want to be like us?

I also have a tail!

I always dreamed of being a musician poet who transcends genres...

I am Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate...

I am Lucy Liu. Give me your spines.

I am the lord mayor of Cologne.

I am? At last, recognition!

I bet before you know it, you guys'll be...

I came here from a faraway planet...

I can build you a paraffin eye and graft it on with skin from your foot.

I can give her an operation to make her acceptable.

I can make myself taller.

I can move again.

I can't believe Leela and Amy aren't back yet from their half date.

I can't stop. When I eat too much dirt, I get stuff in my throat.

I can't. I'm a vampire.

I could pound your head till you think that's what happened.

I could write a song... with real words.

I deserve free money!

I did something so great that it won Leela's heart...

I did! I think. It was probably about 50 50.

I didn't know you could take this thing off.

I don't have words to say how wonderful you are, Fry.

I don't know how this was supposed to work.

I don't know what amazing thing I did to make you love me..

I don't know what else to say, so I'll just say it.

I don't know what I did to make you love me...

I don't know what to say.

I don't know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up.

I don't know, but it might have something to do with this.

I don't know, Fry. I think I'm too poor to follow a band around in a van.

I don't know.

I don't know. Let me see.

I don't see you anywhere.

I don't think so. Sir, I believe you owe this lady an apology.

I don't wanna hurt you, but there is absolutely, positively no way...

I fell to my knees and cried.

I felt my life was over, but look at me now.

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boob...

I find your slack jawed stare very attractive...

I got fame, money, groupies...

I got her champagne. I opened it.

I got nervous, and I started thinking about neck bolts.

I got you something.

I gots your apologies right heres.

I gotta get outta here!

I gotta get up early to go parasailing with movie stars.

I gotta go poopy.

I guess I'll take the NFC helmets and you can have the AFC helmets.

I guess not.

I guess there's nothing wrong with being a little weird.

I had a great time today...

I hate you all!

I have formed an idea.

I have to tell you I didn't mean to say those awful things on our date.

I haven't felt this happy since double soup Tuesday at the orphanarium.

I hereby rename this building...

I hope Satan has a nice colon, 'cause that's where you're gonna be living!

I hope we all have as much fun tomorrow at my birth...

I invite you to come a knockin'.

I just can't please Leela no matter what I do.

I just got all the gum off of there.

I just use the restroom and then I can eat more.

I just wish a decent guy would call me...

I knew I should've checked your showboating Globetrotter algebra.

I knew I should've shown him The Noisy Killer.

I know it hurts, buddy...

I learned it from a decongestant commercial.

I love his boyish charm, but I hate his childishness.

I love you, Daddy Bender.

I love you, Leela, and I always have.

I love you. Oh.

I may be an old man...

I met her a year ago when we were escaping from that cruise ship...

I moved the stars themselves to write her a love note in the sky!

I must really be... in hell!

I needed to know who you loved, me or them.

I never meant to hurt anyone, or help anyone.

I never want to see those other orphans again.

I raised a cloud of children here.

I read in Newsweek that she drinks human blood.

I remember this from when we were kids.

I should warn you. It's a little under furnished.

I speak, of course, of karaoke.

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared.

I think cosmetic surgery's great, Leela.

I think I deserve that once in life.

I think the view's perfect already.

I think the way you moved those stars around was really wonderful.

I think we got ourselves an excess of chronitons in the subatomic interstices.

I thought I'd take you someplace ordinary.

I understand is called "love."

I used to be too cute, so I had cuteness reduction surgery.

I used to grow the supermen.

I wanna show Leela my skills.

I wanna show Leela my skills.

I want you to know that I love you as much as a man can love..

I was a hero to broken robots 'cause I was one of them.

I was at a nearby tailor getting one of my Hawaiian shirts toned down...

I was just too nervous to say hello because...

I was just working my way toward the medulla oblongata, control center of the heart and lungs.

I wish I could help raise awareness about broken robots.

I wouldn't mind rubbing my success in a few choice faces.

I, Femputer, have decided the fate of the men.

I'd get up to shake your hand and steal your wallet...

I'd like an extra beautiful bouquet, for my extra gorgeous sweetheart.

I'd like the 2003 model.

I'd love to.

I'll always remember you, Fry.

I'll have to ask you to clear out now.

I'll never be a musician now.

I'll never know happiness again.

I'll remind you later, you hot stud you.

I'll save me!

I'll show you what I got in stock.

I'll take it. We'll meet you tonight for part of dinner...

I'll take you on, you air balling bozos!

I'll tell Fry to wash out, among other things, his ear

I'll think of something.

I'll trade you a bad poem.

I'm a pretty girl. I'm a pretty girl. I'm a pretty girl.

I'm a space captain, and you're a bunch of losers.

I'm about to. Leela, let me play for you one more time.

I'm already looking for apartments.

I'm boned. l haven't paid either. What'll l do when l retire?

I'm broken again.

I'm calling to negotiate a double date.

I'm gettin' a hundred bucks a kid...

I'm getting the surgery!

I'm gonna call the restaurant.

I'm gonna continue never washing this cheek again.

I'm gonna kill you, you no good, 56 ing !

I'm gonna make cutie muffin gumbo!

I'm gonna take action. lt's time to check my retirement fund.

I'm in disguise 'cause l wanna escape. You in? Or do l gotta kill you?

I'm in! I'm in!

I'm just glad my fat ugly mama isn't alive to see this day.

I'm making you an honorary Globetrotter.

I'm Mexican, and I find that offensive.

I'm not a robot!

I'm not a robot!

I'm not crazy! Don't call me crazy! I'm just not user friendly.

I'm not made of money. Leave me alone!

I'm not sittin' through one more P. T.A. Meeting!

I'm Nurse Ratchet. Please come with me, won't you?

I'm off to rock a series of mid level venues.

I'm okay too. I'm taking a Chinese cooking class at the Learning Annex.

I'm pretty brave once you get past my macho exterior.

I'm proud to be different. And I wish I'd realized that when I was her age.

I'm really sorry I lied, Beck.

I'm sick of parallel Bender lording his cowboy hat over me.

I'm so sorry I teased you back then.

I'm sorry.

I'm sure a wealthy mule farmer like you knows we charge a $ 1 0 monthly fee.

I'm sure Leela's tired of morons gaping at her eye all the time.

I'm thinking of a number between one and 1 0. Guess it, and you die first.

I'm thinking ofhaving a window installed.

I'm thinking, a few seconds ago.

I'm tryin' to make a profit here.

I'm workin' on my song. Hand me the Becktionary.

I've always thought of myself as a father figure...

I've ever laid eyes on.

I've got a Baggie of massage oil, and I'm gonna give you my super back rub...

I've got a herd of you know whats for sale.

I've heard of that. Who said I haven't?

I've made up my mind. Let's adopt her.

I've never felt so unremarkable!

I've never seen pearls like this.

I've only got two fantasies left...

If anyone wants to tell me what's going on here, I'll be in the lounge.

If he finds out, the worms will try to defend themselves.

If it weren't for those meddling adults.

If it's any consolation, my life is great.

If we can stimulate that nerve, the bowel will convulse...

If we can stimulate that nerve, the bowel will convulse...

If we don't get rid of the worms now, they'll burrow so deep into the bowel...

If you ask me, you shouldn't care what other people think.

If you can't see well enough through the two way mirror...

If you don't shut down right now, the only thing wired about you will be your jaw.

If you had kids of your own, you'd understand!

If you love the real Lucy Liu...

If you're an investor, you can dump your money in the hole there.

If you're strapped for cash, you might want to consider this irregular unit.

If you're thinkin' of crossing the line with Bender, you can forget it.

In 2003 and then again in 2063

In case we need to move more stars.

In each gastro survival kit...