New Girl - Season 6 Edit

A brand new...

A cartoon that is very derogatory towards Mondays.

A cop?

A lick of sense to me,

A lot of secrets came out last night, didn't they?

A print ad for it features a quote from David Strathairn.

A secret apartment?

A secret apartment?

A waiver? Jess, you did not say anything about a waiver.

A word.

Abort. Abort. Abort.

About a week. I had to go

Actually, I'm doing great.

Actually, we, we got this.

Actually...

After another.

Again, very sexual language.

Against the gym because I signed a waiver.

Agatha Christie's husband, David...

Ah don't.

Ah don't... believe it.

Ah, how could I let this happen?

Ah!

Ain't nobody at home up here.

Alcohol is kind of a cubicle for the insides.

All Enya, all up in ya.

All I want is to not be involved,

All of this damage we're gonna do.

All right, but I still said it.

All right, I'm gonna hang up now. Are you ready?

All right, I'm taking charge.

All right, Reagan, you can get to reading.

All right, this one right here is about to set the city up topsy turvy.

All right, time to face the music.

All right, well, I got you a filing cabinet

All right, Winston!

All right!

All right? So, work it out...

All right.

All right. We will ask for a bigger loan.

All you like is electronica.

Also it's crazy expensive.

Also it's crazy expensive.

Although, it is pretty good, because we get to see everything

Always had bad taste?

Aly and I just went long distance.

An actual pool at my apartment,

An outgoing mailbox,

And all of this would be over.

And at 33, no less.

And become a couple of Calvin Harrises e es.

And black the hell out.

And damn you!

And for friend reasons and just basic human decency,

And frankly, I agree with her.

And hey,

And hopefully, a little bit better.

And I am a truly excellent friend.

And I can't help, because this whole thing...

And I didn't want you to think

And I don't get why she wears it.

And I don't want to do that with you.

And I don't want to give you any bad news,

And I freaked out.

And I got Donovan the gig.

And I guess I didn't tell you about it because...

And I had to start over, so I invested in a computer...

And I know she's an idiot.

And I saw it.

And I told my boss that Cece's Boys would be there.

And I wanted a backup plan.

And I'm a Sagittarius,

And I'm freaking out.

And I'm gonna do it.

And I'm gonna get rid of all my gingham and I'm gonna...

And I'm gonna start working here right now.

And I'm quitting modeling

And I'm still here,

And I'm trying to find the black box.

And I'm Woz sitting next to you the whole time in a...

And if for some reason he's not, that is on me and only me.

And it was drug thing, so there are no ghosts.

And It'll be tight, but we'll manage it.

And it's, like, only five minutes from the loft.

And look...

And maybe have like a little ladies' night?

And more of that sweet gumbo.

And moved across the country for you.

And now you're celebrating with a street taco.

And she basically choked me out.

And sold them on flattyflattyboomboom.com,

And sometimes stuff comes up.

And speaking of jobs, by the way,

And start getting jobs for Donovan.

And stop putting stuff in your mouth.

And that thing is ugly as hell, man.

And that's gonna be tough.

And the and the boys are Cece's.

And the word is...

And the world goes 'round.

And then go for a run to preempt

And then we have time for the cafe afterwards.

And we are good.

And we want to settle you

And what if I say something that ruins our friendship?

And you couldn't tell it apart from a real one.

And you guys are all moving on.

And you guys are all moving on.

And you guys have to buy a house.

And you thought, "Okay."

And, Jess, why are you inserting yourself into this?

Any insight, ex to ex?

Any of these hobbies have anything to do with...

Any safety signs near the machine?

Anymore, because...

Anything you say, Officer.

Are cargo shorts gorgeous?

Are you buying a boat?

Are you guys doing okay?

Are you sure you want to start this thing off with Reagan

Are you wearing perfume?

Art Fonzarelli for a day.

As a lifestyle, but now...

As I am filled with the waters of rage.

As I live and breathe,

As I was saying, I never felt love like this.

As just M...

As long as I stay out of their stuff.

Ask Nick. He knows.

At the bar...

At the dining room table.

At the grocery store.

Babe, it's just a two month FBI training program.

Babe, we are not gonna do anything, okay?

Beautiful family.

Beautiful picture of it.

Because a lot of times in my dreams,

Because he could answer all your questions, is Nick.

Because if you're a cop,

Because menopause isn't just about women anymore.

Because the answer would be "no"

Because the only way I could get here from the airport

Because then I will gag.

Because this house is gonna go like this, I know it.

Because... I'm rich.

Become the everyone that you can be!

Besides, you don't even know what you told Reagan.

Better known as...

Bishop,

Bizarrely...

Bonjour! Crawdaddy's home, and he's ready to see his crawkids!

Boo yah!

BOTH: Carpet house.

BOTH: We got this.

BOTH: You hate the zoo.

Breathe, okay? We will find out about the house

Bring myself to knock on his door.

Bull!

But don't judge a house by its smoke damage.

But Donovan just quit modeling

But I can't even bring...

But I have a boyfriend.

But I think nailed the most important one:

But I will tell you this:

But I'm becoming a cop.

But if I am gonna graduate from the dining room table,

But if it's too loud,

But if we're gonna do this, we're gonna have to go to the bank now

But if you're a model, then you can be everyone.

But it also makes me, like,

But it is a little uncomfortable out there.

But it's kind of working.

But it's not personal.

But it's pretty major.

But maybe.

But Robby wrote a Cece's Boys theme song for the band.

But seriously,

But that's why being a model is...

But there was a situation.

But there you go.

But they had other things, you know?

But this is a real make or break moment for me.

But trust me, loan officers have a lot of discretion.

But trust me, loan officers have a lot of discretion.

But wait a second, why do you want to pay?

But we can't stay in here forever, can we?

But why do you automatically get to be in charge of the music?

But you and Reagan are acting like complete idiots,

But you can feel what the slipper is feeling.

But...

By living with me.

By playing a game?

By telling you about it.

By yourselves,

Can't just snap your fingers

Caramel?

Ce... ce...

Cece and I will make a song.

Cece, I'm begging you, please tell her to go home.

Cece, not everything's about Nick.

Cece, we're gonna have go put out a menopause fire.

CECE: Right?

CECE: Yeah, this place is actually perfect.

Cece!

Cece's Boys, where the men are boys,

Cece's Boys.

Chair? I thought this was the base of a fish tank.

Check me out.

Check yourself.

Come on, Robby, $400?

Come on, what did she advise?

Come on. You know you love it.

Complete silence. You got it.

Congratulations, Reagan. You have more apartments than I have jeans.

Congratulations, Reagan. You have more apartments than I have jeans.

Cool windbreaker.

Cool, cool. Hey, um,

Coupons.

Cowboy hat, hockey jersey,

Crawdaddy thing, but I... the point is, I'm home.

Damn it. [Sighs]

Damn right.

Deal.

Did we get the loan?

Did you have other plans?

Did you make police work look as boring as possible?

Didn't this woman change her whole job

Do I look scared?

Do this?

Do whatever you want.

Do you have a stamp for this letter?

Do you know what I think is really great?

Do you remember seeing

Do you see any signage? So here's my question.

Do you think he thinks I can't afford the full amount?

Do you think you can handle it?

Doesn't mean we can't be real with each other.

Don't glory in it, Cece.

Don't I know it!

Don't take this the wrong way about Robby, but...

Don't tell Nick, don't tell Nick.

Don't worry about that, your mind is in a weird situation.

Don't you basically work on ads for a living, Schmidt?

Donovan, you're a natural cop.

Donovan...

Drinking from a Styrofoam cup.

Drunk Maya Angelou.

During the fourth quarter.

Easy.

Easy. That's my sister.

Either I'll look back at this as my

Enya to play at the Super Bowl halftime show?

Especially considering it started

EstroFuel:

Even though I spent 7,000 hours writing it.

Every morning I just Google "house"

Everyone's help on this.

Everything's gonna be fine

Everything's totally fine

Fell asleep on my book.

Figuratively and literally,

Final offer.

Find out what the deal is.

Fine. Cece?

First off,

First things first.

Fluffies is cat farts.

Folks, we got a lawsuit.

Follow me.

For all of their transplants.

For all we've been through."

For booking her first client's first modeling gig.

For divorced dads and child actors.

For making Donovan the face of LAPD's recruitment campaign.

For real this time.

For Schmidt and Cece.

For the cover of The Pepperwood Chronicles.

For the same thing."

For the third time in my life,

For three months and she asked me to go with her.

Framed, shirtless picture of you.

From my drawing, I don't see any signage.

From the chair district

FYI, Ferguson's in one of those drawers making fluffies.

Game time, folks. Hands up, pants up.

Gator is Pepperwood's best friend...

Get in here!

Get in here. The code is, uh... 1234#.

Get out instantly.

Get out.

Get some beers and watch people bowl.

Get... yeah, got to fold it perfect. Oh. Yeah, okay. Sorry.

Give me a hug!

Go buy a 14 pack of tube socks...

Go check on your cat.

Go to Winston's room right now.

God, I hate her.

God, I missed you.

God, why are tiny rakes so soothing?

Going to town on Jess's bunny slippers.

Got two eggs right here. Got a pan right here.

Gotta go, bye. Three...

Guys, I know I found this place, but... yikes.

Guys, look at us.

Guys, we are in this together.

Guys! Let's just try being sweet to each other.

Ha ha!

Ha, ha! I'm buying a home.

Haberman, my Haberman. Haberman.

Haberman.

Haberman.

Haberman.

Haberman.

Haberman. My my my...

Had electric sex...

Has a lot of brothers and sisters.

Hated it.

Hates this kind of stuff.

Have a lot of fun tonight. Have fun. Okay?

Have fun looking like idiots, you morons.

He accepted, and now it's happening.

He eats onions like apples.

He has a girlfriend,

He is way too good for you.

He's been a buzzkill all day.

He's got a bat! [Panicked shouting]

He's in New Orleans with his perfect girlfriend.

He's like a tongue at a seventh grade birthday party.

He's way too good for everybody.

Heavy computers, heavy materiel.

Hell of a ladies' night, though.

Hello, Kimberly. You sound like your skin looks amazing.

Hello, normals.

Hello, sir, how are you?

Help you...

Her legs were as long as the deep...

Here goes. Um...

Here it is.

Here it is.

Here's what happened, let me explain this.

Hey, babe?

Hey, Day.

Hey, guys.

Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, no, no, time out, time out.

Hey, honey, this can't happen.

Hey, I gotta go.

Hey, I was just making some table legs.

Hey, Jess.

Hey, Miller.

Hey, Nick.

Hey, Schmidty, what are you doing, bud?

Hey, there she is.

Hey, what agency are you from? 2L?

Hey, you two lovebirds.

Hey!

Hey.

Hey...

Heyyy...

His gumbo...

His sex...

Hit the wall, make sure...

Hm... mm...?

Hmm? Oh, I recorded some candid audio.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Honestly, I've never really liked fiction.

Honey, that is a very radical career change, okay?

Honey.

How are you doing with everything?

How could I date someone who doesn't see me realistically?

How could I have been so wrong? Have I...

How how was everything?

How long does it take to respond to a house offer?

How much is it? How much?

How to... talk to him without having a heart attack.

How was New Orleans?

How'd I do?

Huh? Yea...

Husband and...

I almost rounded up all my ballet flats

I also don't have an extra hard copy so let's just talk about something else.

I also have something

I always thought of myself as a brand,

I am changing.

I am Donovan.

I am excited.

I am paying a top notch photographer

I am too hungover to deal with this, so I'm just gonna say it.

I bought the heaviest one I could find...

I can table them for later.

I can think of one of two things.

I can't afford this.

I can't believe my girlfriend has a secret apartment!

I can't believe that you did this!

I can't believe you told her.

I can't do anything tonight.

I can't even be in the same room as Nick.

I can't just run into the bathroom shouting,

I can't keep hiding from him.

I can't practice law.

I can't tell her that you fired her little sister.

I can't wait to start working here.

I can't walk away.

I cannot wait to R E A...

I cannot wait to read this.

I care, Winston. I care.

I could hear everything.

I could offer you legal expertise.

I could read the medical paperwork.

I crawled under the house and the retrofitting

I did not need to know that the Riblet sandwich is back.

I did!

I didn't even know you guys were in touch.

I didn't like that house that much anyway.

I don't even know what I was talking about.

I don't have to go to work.

I don't have work tonight.

I don't know anything about Agatha Christie.

I don't know if you remember this, but, uh...

I don't know what I'm saying

I don't know what the word "panache" means.

I don't know, Cece.

I don't know, guys.

I don't know. Her opinion means a lot to me, so...

I don't need to know anything except, like,

I don't really have any place to go.

I don't understand what's going on.

I don't want to do my thing, either.

I don't want to get involved.

I don't want you to feel trapped in a sack.

I feel fine.

I feel like Baby Bill here

I feel like we should probably...

I feel so bad.

I forgot you were there.

I got something better.

I got to say, a lot of international people living here, it's...

I had a major breakthrough this week.

I had a whole

I had during the war.

I had no idea you were going through this.

I had no idea you were having a conversation

I hate the way that tastes.

I have another apartment.

I have feelings for Nick again, okay?

I have to call off a boat purchase.

I have to figure out how to be friends with him again

I have to make sure Nick never finds out about this.

I have to meet Deedee. She's, like, a good friend.

I have to, um...

I haven't even gotten to the major part yet.

I haven't seen you in months. I need some Jess.

I hugged a limo driver.

I I I'm over him.

I jumped the gun.

I just can't be married,

I just feel like getting really dumb.

I just felt like if I came on too strong,

I just had my pupils dilated for an exam.

I just hope he doesn't look better in blue than I do.

I just want to let you know, I've thought about it,

I just want to use the cooktop first.

I just wanted to be...

I just went to the mall; I did a little retail therapy.

I know I just did something really stupid,

I know I reek.

I know she said that we have a secret between us.

I know that we just went long distance

I know that you don't want to be tied down, okay?

I know what's going on here.

I know you're capable of messing up.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know. Stay focused on the pool.

I know. We just do things sometimes.

I love it so much, babe. I love it so much,

I love it, I love it, I love it.

I love it.

I love this house, too.

I love you, too.

I love you. Have fun.

I made C.O.W., we ain't forgetting about all that.

I mean, for you and for the environment...

I mean, he wouldn't be Pepperwood but...

I mean, I came here to hang out with you guys, so...

I mean, I can't begin to understand what happened with us,

I mean, I have to go to the zoo.

I mean, I only have one secret, so...

I mean, is the pool, like, a drug thing?

I mean, look, I could have yelled out and said stop or something, but...

I mean, sometimes I act more like a...

I mean, sure, my feelings for Nick are complicated,

I mean, take Winston, for example.

I mean, there is a big sale at this Japanese cereal store.

I mean... What are you ta... how did we get into the house?

I need a project now that my table's almost done.

I need his help with the loan.

I need to learn how to manage my clients on my own.

I needed a private room

I never understood it either.

I now pronounce you

I owe you one American dream...

I perfected my "keep vamping,

I picked up an extra shift at the bar.

I poked my head in the shower.

I promised I wouldn't come back,

I put a Lego in my shoe to really push myself.

I really miss your lips on mine.

I really need to wash my hands.

I really think this is the best investment

I recorded a bunch of noises around the loft.

I rewrote the EstroFuel ad to star a hunk,

I said, Raisin again, didn't I?

I saw him for one second

I see him and my heart explodes.

I seem to have swallowed mine.

I should pay that.

I should pay your medical bill.

I should've said I don't... I don't know.

I shouldn't be looking for things to go wrong

I smell coyote babies.

I studied pickpocketing

I think I have some speakers behind the bar.

I think I really screwed up ladies' night.

I think it will.

I think it's really great that we all,

I think something terrible happened.

I think your sister is amazing.

I thought this was about a bill, but apparently,

I thought your whole thing was not getting involved.

I told him I was going to the zoo.

I told my lawyer that you're just an innocent bystander.

I took every precaution.

I tried to cover her with a blanket to be sweet

I turned your knee into a bag of marbles.

I understand that.

I want so badly to tell you yes,

I want to hang our wedding photo in our house.

I wanted you to kiss me.

I was embarrassed,

I was just driving to my doctor's office last night

I was like, I was like, "Man, she good..."

I was secretly recorded.

I was writing 2,000 pages a day by hand.

I will be in the cubicle drinking myself numb.

I will handle it, okay?

I will make no such promise.

I wish it were up to me,

I wish you had used a less alarming analogy.

I, uh...

I... love you.

I'll be your real estate agent.

I'll come back with you. Go... go with Jess now.

I'll have a milk.

I'll just be a moment.

I'll just hook up my phone.

I'll meet you guys there.

I'm actually gonna go to a bowling alley and, uh,

I'm afraid I'm not gonna like your book.

I'm going to the bank right now.

I'm gonna call my gal.

I'm gonna go home.

I'm gonna go shout into a toilet.

I'm gonna say that overall it enriches the experience.

I'm gonna smell everything.

I'm gonna splash you in your dumb wet face.

I'm gonna stay out of it.

I'm home!

I'm inserting.

I'm just saying that I don't really think

I'm just trying to avoid my ex.

I'm not a bank robber.

I'm not ashamed.

I'm not blind.

I'm not gonna sue you, Jess. Was that not clear?

I'm not over Nick.

I'm not selling my house.

I'm opening up a subtle Montepulciano.

I'm paying that bill.

I'm paying that medical bill, okay?

I'm probably gonna take a limousine.

I'm scared,

I'm seeing stars, too.

I'm so happy for you guys.

I'm so sorry, do you mind if I just

I'm sorry we got in a fight.

I'm sorry, but now it's all out there, so you can talk about it.

I'm sorry, I was holding my breath the whole time.

I'm sorry, sir.

I'm sorry, too.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. What?

I'm standing right here.

I'm sure there's some explanation.

I'm taking the gin with me, though.

I'm talking about you.

I'm the voice of reason,

I'm the... I'm the cop of the week?

I'm thinking about concerts that I really enjoy going to,

I'm totaling my assets.

I'm trying to enjoy my supermarket salad.

I'm trying to play it cool. I don't want to seem needy.

I'm... from an agency that is

I've already found, like, five open houses today.

I've given some really bad tours.

I've given you a lot of gator teeth.

I've highlighted the more sexual parts.

I've met them, and their pictures are everywhere.

If anyone's inserting themself, it's Winston.

If I don't have my taste, then what's real?

If it makes you feel any better,

If it wasn't, it would just be a box, wouldn't it?

If she thinks we're making a big deal,

If the old girl didn't like the dinner,

In an emergency, but Schmidt and I need to do this by ourselves.

In fact, I think she may have found a house

In my college production of Oliver!

In New Orleans, once while she was sleeping,

In Portuguese,

In watches, I just don't trust who sets them.

In which case I'll eventually crack. Damn it.

Interest rates are about to drop

Is it, like, a real, genuine place,

Is moving her up to Seattle...

Is pool cocaine?

Is really coming into her own as a real estate agent.

Is rookie work.

Is that a bill from when you were in the hospital?

Is that a bloody kite?

Is that what happened with us?

Is the trunk of a tree.

Is this leading to the secret?

It ain't gonna be that kind of party today, pal.

It checks out

It doesn't matter who else likes it.

It doesn't work.

It felt good.

It is actually my very first time.

It is by Diplo or Garrix

It is the mark of any EDM song.

It it would scare you away.

It makes no sense, but...

It means having a certain kind of flair.

It means the world to me.

It might have some life left in it,

It puts me to sleep.

It reminds me of a cardboard tea set

It sounds amazing.

It sucks to be so...

It was borderline Chachi.

It was great.

It was just a song. Okay?

It was way worse. Grown men fainted.

It's #1234, guy.

It's 1234#.

It's a date. I am gonna take a seven minute power nap

It's a Haberman.

It's a Haberman.

It's a little dark.

It's a little weird he didn't pick her up from the airport, though, right?

It's a place called Hash It Over.

It's a very sexual language.

It's a welcoming wine.

It's about our whole relationship.

It's an original Haberman.

It's beautiful!

It's been on the fritz for weeks.

It's disgusting, his breath smells bad,

It's EDM, electronic dance music...

It's going really well.

It's got to be much higher.

It's in the food court at the mall, it's a hash brown...

It's incredible. What a sanctuary.

It's it's tot... it's... Oh.

It's just, I have to meet my friend.

It's just... a thing that I do.

It's my boss, Kim.

It's Nick.

It's not a big deal.

It's not a post office, man.

It's not his birthday.

It's not important, we'll cut out cup ons.

It's not... nothing.

It's okay, 'cause we're the owners!

It's okay.

It's perfect.

It's perfect. Thank you. Total silence.

It's really bleak.

It's so amazing.

It's totally fine.

It's your first day of living together.

It's...

JESS [whispering]: Cece!

Jess, I found something.

Jess, I know that you have flaws.

Jess, I know that you've come here

Jess, I'm not gonna tell you, okay?

Jess, look at us for a second, the two of us, Cece and I.

Jess, why couldn't you marry me?

Jess, you've got to talk to her.

JESS: Oh, my God, the car's the other way!

JESS: Ooh...

Jess?

Jess? For Pete's sake. [Knocking]

Julius Pepperwood loved three things in his life...

Just a little thing that Reagan and I have.

Just a quick check in: How am I handling this?

Just because we're long distance

Just because, you know...

Just checking.

Just don't tell me about it 'cause Jess is out.

Just kidding.

Just like I said.

Just pretend like we're having a normal conversation.

Just so you get the New Orleans flavor?

Just the two of you?

Just, you know, for laughs.

Kim is happy.

Ladies night!

Lay it on me.

Learning Portuguese.

Leslie, I can't believe you pulled this off.

Let me just get... You got to...

Let the weevils take me away.

Let us see it in your feet. Dance!

Let us see it in your feet. Dance!

Let's crank this thing up.

Let's go to the pool.

Let's just piece together what happened.

Let's not get into the details again.

Let's talk about how mature it is for you to pretend to not care

Like Nick's fake bar shift?

Like ten minutes ago, so...

Like when my mom made me rehearse my haftarah portion.

Like, at all.

Like, I I don't judge people who do swim, but I don't.

Like, it's a really terrible jacket,

Like, this one is a fixer upper,

Listen, hey, hey, hey.

Listen, this is all part of our process, okay?

Living with roommates.

Look at our wedding photo.

Look at your hair, you hippie.

Look, I'm really sorry about today

Look, it is a complicated situation.

Look, just go talk to Reagan.

Look, my client will be here,

Look, Schmidt, you got fooled.

Look, to getting older and wiser.

Look, we clearly are gonna need

Look, we'll find a place, okay?

Look. Wow.

Look... Cece herself showed up. She's very hands on.

Look... I know a great place where we can hash this over.

Lost my breath, there.

Lot of lost dog posters around.

Luckily, she has a handsome son

Lucky me. Okay.

Maybe I got the address wrong.

Maybe you wanted to have a conversation with somebody.

Me first. A cubicle,

Me!

Me?

Mm.

Moment of truth.

Moo!

Moo.

More than any normal person, and I love you.

Mr. Schmidt and Mrs. Parikh?

My brain is a smoking wreckage

My Haberman. My my my my Haberman.

My lie didn't require a credit check.

My manager convinced me to be a model.

My measured bank tone for calmness,

My my my Haberman.

My name's Kevin.

My other apartment.

N no d... no distractions.

Need I remind you that you started a petition to get

New Orleans was temporary. Okay?

NICK [muffled]: Hey, Crawdaddy's home!

Nick is back!

Nick is home.

Nick is on his way to the bank right now. I texted him.

Nick shaving without shaving cream.

Nick, do I mess things up?

Nick, everyone loves it.

Nick, how many days did it take to print this out?

Nick, Nick, calm down.

Nick, Reagan knows that you lied about having to work.

Nick, take it away.

Nick, you're like a...

NICK: Point me in any direction and I'll sign.

Nick's in a serious relationship of his own,

No big deal, right?

No longer work... for Schmidt and Cece.

No one says the word advise

No such thing.

No way I'm getting involved.

No, but didn't you tell them how good I am?

No, he had what the doctors call a full Frankenstein.

No, I don't want to buy your weed.

No, I feel like we should really unpack this.

No, I... I I know what this is about.

No, it's a real pool.

No, Jess, that's it, I swear.

No, no, no, no no, no, no. Too late. You're banned.

No, no, no, no. I have to do this myself.

No, no, they're firing me?

No, she isn't. You're wrong.

No, that actually almost works.

No, we can't.

No, we can't.

No, what is all that stuff in your hands?

No, you don't pay. I pay!

No, you're wrong. She's gonna be relieved.

No!

No!

No.

No. No!

Noice.

Noise canceling headphones.

North Portland.

Not loving this dynamic.

Not the first time I heard that.

Notoriously hated her writing.

Now I get to read it.

Now stand still... I'm coming in for the romantic gesture.

Now you get to read it.

Now.

Of bears wearing backpacks and other humorous exchanges.

Of course I'm ready. [Chuckles]

Of our money right now.

Of the parking lot

Of what's wrong with you?

OGCB fo' life.

Oh my God, your bad knee! Oh, my God!

Oh that's a mistake.

Oh, A U R A L.

Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, hi, Jess.

Oh, I don't know.

Oh, I just...

Oh, I love you guys.

Oh, look.

Oh, man, that was intense.

Oh, maybe that's why there's no sign.

Oh, me, hey.

Oh, my bad. Sorry, I haven't read it yet.

Oh, my God, Cece.

Oh, my God, it's a fireplace.

Oh, my God, no. That's terrible.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, no, no, babe.

Oh, no.

Oh, now I'm involved.

Oh, okay.

Oh, Reagan.

Oh, should we be sweet like a friend that spills the other friend's secrets?

Oh, thank God.

Oh, thank you so much for looking out for Leslie.

Oh, thank you, God!

Oh, that's just Nick eating a microwave burrito.

Oh, this feels like a trap.

Oh, this? Yeah, it is.

Oh, um, hmm,

Oh, wow, really?

Oh, wow, that's so cool.

Oh, yeah! [Laughing]

Oh, yes.

Oh, you're repping EstroFuel?

Oh!

Oh! An almost lawyer and a sort of doctor.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. No. You think I...

Oh. Okay. What?

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh... I know.

Oh... Oh, my God.

Oh... uh...

Oh...!

Okay, all right. Tell me what you remember.

Okay, babe, this was a crime scene.

Okay, babe. Love you. And a one, two,

Okay, check this one out.

Okay, does this rendering represent

Okay, Donovan, you just caught a shoplifter

Okay, fine. But I am knitting you

Okay, honey, just... shh.

Okay, I'll admit that... it's half your fault.

Okay, I'm sorry, the cubicle will be gone soon,

Okay, it's voice mail.

Okay, let's try to jump start it.

Okay, look, fine, can I at least be the one

Okay, name one.

Okay, now.

Okay, okay, it's really hard though, man.

Okay, okay, okay. Okay.

Okay, see? Talking is fun.

Okay, so, I couldn't check all the boxes,

Okay, so, my lawyer says I don't have a case

Okay, well how about you? You want to go out

Okay, well, it's time to do future Jess a solid

Okay, well, what are we gonna do now?

Okay, woodworking is insane.

Okay, you guys need to start being honest,

Okay?

Okay? I wanted her to play on the field

Okay? Let me try something.

Okay? So you've got to do the opposite.

Okay? So, if we can, uh, hit the mall?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. All right. [Clears throat]

Okay. I got it. Okay.

Okay. Love you.

Okay. Okay, listen.

Okay. Um...

Okay. We have to extend the dining room,

On finally making C.O.W

One big, happy, non secret fam...

One by a recognized EDM artist,

One, she's worried she's making a mistake

Only men have secret families.

Ooh, don't I know it!

Ooh, hey, Kim. Look, it's Donovan.

Ooh, you can take mine.

Ooh!

Ooh...

Or an underwear guy in a 10 million dollar loft

Or as they say in Portuguese,

Or at least it will be, once we redo it.

Or clocks, so I don't really think

Or is it, like, a playing it cool thing,

Or that misguided month where I tried to be a manager

Or two, and this one is way more realistic,

Or we can go... all go together if you want.

Or, uh, Vancouver's Shoe.

Over here, too.

Ow, Winston,

Ow.

Owing me?

Past Jess was trying to keep me out of this.

Perfect for you.

Perfect, gentle, unrelenting pressure.

Pick yourself up.

Picture this:

Pissed.

Play some music from my mobile device,

Playing a ******* dude, playing an Italian dude

Please don't mistake

Please tell me you don't know this guy's name.

Please, Jess.

Please, on paper, we're as ugly as Winston's bellybutton ring.

Please, please, don't gag

Please, you've got to help.

Preach! We got this.

Pretend like you didn't even know she was coming.

Protect and serve, more like protect and snooze.

Put out nothing! Be cool.

Putting the men back in menopause.

Quotes intended,

Raisin?!

Raisin.

Ray Ray.

Read the first page.

Reagan has a secret apartment?

Reagan has a secret apartment.

Reagan has a secret apartment.

Reagan has a secret apartment.

Reagan has never stayed in one place too long.

Reagan is moving in today and I don't want her thinking

Reagan said, A lot of secrets came out last night.

Reagan was right.

Reagan, Nick knows about your secret apartment

Really sad neighborhood.

Really sad neighborhood.

Really sleepy.

Really? Because you won't even admit

Relationships are so hard.

Revisit that.

Robby wrote fan fiction for it.

Robby's hospital bill is only $400.

Room temperature milk.

Say that one more time.

Say that you're gonna pay one more time and see what happens.

Schmidt will totally think

Schmidt, bedrooms. Cece, bathrooms.

Schmidt, I bet I could make a fake EDM song

Schmidt, if this falls through...

Schmidt, you love this chair, right?

SCHMIDT: Hey, Nick!

Schmidty, are you sure you know what you're getting us into?

Schmidty, Jess?

Score. Thank you.

Secondly,

Secret!

Secret!

Secrets?

See myself out.

See, it's working already.

See, what we have here is called good bones.

Seinfeld.

Seriously, guys, just let me pay this

She didn't advise me on anything else.

She going home?

She has a secret family.

She is gonna be pissed.

She needs relief.

She talkin', but ain't nobody listenin'.

She wouldn't come back for seconds.

She'll bolt...

She's a badass, that is what is going on with her.

She's a strong... strong one.

She's gonna feel smothered.

She's so strong.

She's still rocking that Planet Hollywood jacket,

She's the worst real estate agent of all time.

She's... uh, dumb.

Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh...

Shh. You're a big, bright star.

Should I grow a goatee?

Should we call Aly and tell her the good news?

Shut up! I I'm the C.O.W.?

Sir, sorry to keep you waiting.

Sitting piece for our home.

Skip to the next track.

Slightly lower chair.

So can I buy a stamp for this letter?

So does that mean that he didn't have to go to work,

So in front of you, you have two songs,

So in honor of this occasion,

So it's just a lot of me clapping and singing along.

So many zeros.

So maybe we'll do that over drinks.

So maybe you and I should get a drink.

So Nick's back.

So please don't feel any pressure to like it,

So she can move here to be with you?

So thank God I have that apartment.

So thank God I have that apartment.

So thank you.

So that he could become a cop.

So this is the place, eh?

So we could use it as the hook.

So what's the real total?

So without further ado, or as Pepperwood would say,

So you admit it's my fault!

So you're on board now?

So, help me...

So, this is my life now?

So, what are you doing tonight?

So, what are you gonna do about Reagan?

So... you're excited to read my book,

Something I have to handle on my own.

Sorry to interrupt. Are you re reading The Pepperwood Chronicles?

Sorry, Winston, I can't be a cop.

Sounds good.

Splash, bitch, splash!

Starring Donovan.

Staying all the way out of it.

Steal her away for a minute? Jessica?

Steve Jobs in the garage phase,

Stop reaching for that button.

Stop that. You didn't let me finish.

Stop.

Straighten your arms when you eat.

Strategy sesh in the cubicle.

Superfan than a boyfriend.

Swedish EDM demigod...

Taking a limo to the bank. What is she, a cartoon cat?

Thank you for stopping me...

Thank you, Jess.

Thank you. It's missing a what.

Thank you. Wow.

Thanks to Dr. The Fonz.

Thanks, guys.

That bone was broken when I saw it.

That closet is begging to be a half bath...

That doesn't make any sense.

That eliminates night sweats.

That girl

That helps, to know that.

That I switched my job

That I'm not excited to read your book, because I am.

That is a felony, by the way.

That is just a compliment!

That it can float.

That Nick made time for us, with his very busy work schedule.

That the gym thing is my fault.

That was a good call. They sounded like two Germans

That was amazing.

That we created, you and me.

That we need to finish,

That we're making a big fuss about it.

That you, uh, ever do anything wrong.

That you've ever given anyone in your life.

That...

That's a lot of zeros.

That's a... that's a boat.

That's amazing!

That's an example of the stuff that I'd like to stay out of.

That's exactly it!

That's great!

That's how I was. It was disgusting.

That's how much it is? That's really exp...

That's not a name.

That's not the code.

That's obviously a mistake.

That's the least Fonzie move ever.

That's very bad. I'm sorry, man.

That's what a map scientist is?

That's what I wanted to hear.

That's why I didn't pick her up from the airport.

That's why I lied.

That's why I like it. I can't be tied down.

That's why I'm not gonna do it.

That's why you brought me with.

That's why you can't really hear anything,

That's Winston. I know these people, Schmidt.

That's your wife. I've met her many times.

That's... wow, what an opportunity.

The best damn aural you have ever had.

The dining room table.

The en suite is en fleek.

The gritty caw of gears grinding.

The hospital billed Robby for

The incident in question?

The Larry King Preemptive Memorial Post Op Recovery Suite.

The Larry King Preemptive Memorial Post Op Recovery Suite.

The only drink I can handle is...

The only place that was even close was that...

The other house was just too expensive.

The other is by me.

The premier website for used flats.

The three of us living together... is awkward enough

The urban corn harvest.

The zoo? You hate zoos.

Then how can I ever trust you?

Then why are we doing this?

Then you're just gonna be a cop.

There are over 60 pairs of shoes in your room.

There was way more blood.

There. I said it.

There's good and bad in that, huh?

There's no easy way to say this.

There's something about him.

These are old lady caramels,

These noise canceling headphones are really broken.

They had surfing, dogs...

They were closed on Veteran's Day.

They... they rescued a lot of dogs...

They're the owners!

Think I'm gonna buy a house and not make an egg first?

Think of Michelle Obama.

This bar has hooks for our purses.

This is a delicate situation for our relationship.

This is bad. Really bad.

This is between you and Reagan.

This is clearly the work of Tim Bergling,

This is definitely one of those creepy apartment complexes

This is good; This is you moving forward.

This is Gracie.

This is my co signer.

This is my first book.

This is my only bill, and it's just a baby bill.

This is the last one.

This is what I wanted to tell you.

This is, um, this is Margaret.

This one has a pretty good rhythm to it.

This place is way over our borrowing limit.

This sounds fishy.

This track is right, though.

This very second while there are no distractions.

This whole room could be mid century.

This whole summer, you've been doing one activity

Those ears heard a Bishop/Parikh original track.

Three boats down.

Throbbing bass, the lone whistle,

Time out. Stop.

To a car rental place at night, but, uh...

To break the news to her?

To Cece,

To convince Cece that she shouldn't buy this house.

To file all the headshots of your clients.

To find French cigarettes in Los Angeles.

To focus on applying to police school.

To go pick up her supplements,

To go pick up her supplements,

To go to New Orleans.

To her secret apartment!

To sit around and bitch about how hard it is

To the house! All right! Yeah!

Too weird. Go practice in your room.

Totally fine. I didn't hear a thing.

Track light the hallway,

Trapped in a sack?

Trying to figure out

Turns out they, uh, they charge for new knees.

Ugh.

Uh oh, you think she knows about Nick?

Uh, also, Schmidt, I printed something... do you know where it went?

Uh, heads up, they're all in the hallway now.

Uh, Leslie... [nervous laugh]

Uh, no.

Uh, okay.

Uh, that's not a mistake, actually.

Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Uh...

Uh... Easy.

Uh... oh, no.

Um, as somebody who passed the bar exam eight years ago,

Um, do you have another gator tooth?

Um, I offered Don a tour of the precinct,

Um, I was supposed to meet her in the lemur section

Um, oh. Uh, heads up.

Um, there's no...

Unfortunately, it all blew into the Mississippi River.

Unless they got advice, so what did she advise?

Unless you ask me repeatedly,

Vancouver's Shoe.

Very important to tell you.

Wait, come on, it was not this violent.

Wait, how did you...

Wait, wait, wait. Time out, time out, time out.

Wait, what?

Was I not that with you?

Was I wrong about rubber awareness bracelets?

Was that it?

Was to split a cab with a lady

Watch this.

We all got you gifts for your home office.

We all need to meet new people.

We also send each other pictures

We are in the middle of a conversation

We can stick around if you want us to.

We can't loan you any more money.

We cannot let him get away with that, okay?

We do not look great on paper.

We got a song to write that's gonna give you

We got the house!

We got the house.

We got this.

We had to save all the metal for the boys.

We have to tell each other everything.

We just need to market ourselves.

We might have taken this one a little too far.

We need to dig deep, Winston.

We need to look him right in the eye...

We need to put the bar up for collateral, okay?

We need to start setting some boundaries.

We started ours first, so we should finish ours earlier.

We we didn't bring you with.

We were just kids. Like...

We. Us.

We'll pack our lunches. We'll cut out cup on's.

We're gonna tear this place down to the studs.

We're in charge of the music in the bar,

We're just gonna have to find a house ourselves.

We're miles past our borrowing limit. It's the only way.

We're not going to the mall.

We're the ones who are buying your home.

We've almost traced the call" gesture.

Weird to watch.

Welcome to Cece's Boys, Donovan.

Well, Bish out.

Well, Bish out.

Well, congratulations, Winston,

Well, Donovan's mom is a dead end.

Well, hey!

Well, I can't eat these yet 'cause I don't have my teeth in.

Well, I hope you saved some for Furguson.

Well, I think that's good you're letting yourself be vulnerable.

Well, I will see you on game day, suckas.

Well, I would love to, but legally,

Well, I'd love to finish our conversation, Jess,

Well, I'll be in the honest apartment!

Well, I'm just worried about this one room.

Well, look who it is.

Well, my company rents apartments

Well, Robby's medical bills are a fifth of a million dollars

Well, that's okay, Jess, because I'm here.

Well, there are other options. There are other options.

Well, there goes the jukebox.

Well, this is an emergency.

Well, would you describe yourself as, I don't know,

Well, you don't have to, just let me pay.

Well, you know, I tried to.

Well, you know, maybe when things are going good,

Well, you know, we've had some breakthroughs of our own

Well, you're getting the loan.

Well... I'm the original Cece's boy.

What about your thing, Reagan?

What agency did you use again?

What am I looking at?

What are you doing?

What friend?

What I'm trying to say is...

What if no one pays?

What is going on with you?

What is happening?

What is she, a D.C. madam?

What is that infernal racket?

What is wrong with me?

What is your emergency?

What the hell is that noise?

What the hell is that?

What, did you go to prison?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Teachers have money.

What?!

What?!

What?!

What's happening?

What's in the bag, Jess?

What's the total?

What's wrong with the house again?

Whatever the explanation, it's okay.

Whatever. Don't worry about it.

When did you get it,

When I played the Artful Dodger

When she gets here, act casually.

When we are done with this song,

When we find out about the house.

Where I found the perfect

Where I was, waiting outside Nick's door,

Where where's your doctor's office?

Which is lucky for me,

Which is why I'm so good with people and horses.

Which technically means "thrusting forward."

Which, apparently, my book does not have.

Who cares, man?

Who gets a bellybutton ring if you have an outie?

Who I have mad inside jokes with.

Who knows what happened with us?

Who was eating a sub from the middle.

Who you panache.

Who's home?

Whoa! God, what's that smell?

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whose only furniture is a telescope.

Why are you ask... why are you asking Jess?

Why are you guys here?

Why are you looking at my house?

Why are you?

Why didn't you just say that before?

Why don't you guys continue this conversation...

Why is everyone standing around?

Why is everything a code with you? Just say map scientist.

Why is she talking to the realtor?

Why would I set the time? It's my watch.

Why...? Deedee.

Will you just kiss her already, dude?

Winston,

Winston, you ready for the tour?

Winston, you're in love,

WINSTON: Hella?

WINSTON: Uh, Nick, question:

Winston?

Winston's cat?

With a high one before they do, so...

With a nice cheese plate? Look at that halloumi.

With Nick? Nicholas Miller?

With Reagan right now.

With the whole I got to go to work and cover some shifts.

With you dropping 175 pounds of iron on my face.

Without me being in the middle.

Without me?

Woodworking is awesome.

Would a poor person...

Would it help if I read some of it out loud?

Wow, look at you.

Wow, okay.

Wow, that feels so good to say.

Wow.

Wow.

Y'all okay with this?

Yah!

Yeah, and you like EDM.

Yeah, but that was months ago.

Yeah, but the bar?

Yeah, definitely.

Yeah, did you get your Bachelor's in map science?

Yeah, I have a really good lawyer, she's an animal.

Yeah, I just go with the flow.

Yeah, I know.

Yeah, I mean, look at Cece, for instance.

Yeah, I need this track to be real.

Yeah, it's just...

Yeah, it's nice, right?

Yeah, it's not good.

Yeah, it's not so easy, is it?

Yeah, it's time science.

Yeah, just come over here! Great!

Yeah, listen, Schmidt, it's trash.

Yeah, man.

Yeah, man. I be eating them things right down to the core, man.

Yeah, no.

Yeah, Reagan is going to New Orleans for work

Yeah, so, Schmidt booked Donovan a photo shoot at Ass Strat,

Yeah, that... uh, that bone,

Yeah, this is boring.

Yeah, uh, Reagan's drug company

Yeah, um, uh, Donovan, are you almost ready?

Yeah, we can do it.

Yeah, we text. You know.

Yeah, we'll stick around.

Yeah, we're doing great.

Yeah, well, my current account is for a menopause pill

Yeah, women are always afraid of being trapped in sacks.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you know? We'll just start right here.

Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Dude, I'm the dumbest.

Yeah. That's all right.

Yep, here it is.

Yep. Welcome home.

Yes, I understand how primo it is.

Yes, she is.

Yes, you may.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Chest bump.

Yes. N... No.

You and Reagan have things?

You are absolutely Jobs.

You are the face of EstroFuel.

You being here.

You better make sure that this is the worst tour

You called it perfectly, Cece.

You came from Seattle, pal. That's down.

You can be an ice cream man, a rocketeer, a jewel thief,

You can't control

You can't say that and then not elaborate, right?

You can't stop thinking about Nick.

You could use the crown molding as a focal point.

You didn't pick her up from the airport?

You didn't stick up for me, Winston?

You don't just say that.

You don't need ol' Jess the Mess.

You don't think I want to?

You don't understand. Oh, hey.

You don't work for Schmidt and Cece

You feeling it, huh?

You get scared and you look for reasons to doubt it.

You got jacked. Yeah.

You got to go home.

You guys are married.

You guys are moving forward,

You guys know how large I live. I'm flush with cash.

You guys lived together in New Orleans.

You guys need to be like Winston

You had a box, and I wanted you to get a bank account.

You have a secret apartment, Jess.

You have done so much for me,

You have got to be kidding me!

You have one friend. It's Cece.

You joined that SoulShred gym and got scary ripped.

You just might fall asleep when you read it,

You know I love you and I will always be there for you

You know it, baby. Bye!

You know what else you like?

You know what they call Seattle in Portland?

You know what usually calms me down?

You know what, I'm gonna take back that chair,

You know what, though? She's not wrong.

You know what?

You know what?

You know what? After last night,

You know what? If you're not gonna sue me,

You know what'd be fun? If we were all just direct.

You know who should talk to about this,

You know, are just kind of acting and living like one big family.

You know, I got to say, your sister

You know, I slept in your bed twice.

You know, I think I'm finally starting to understand momentum.

You know, it's so small and cute, like my nephew Baby Bill.

You know, maybe I can't handle it.

You know, maybe I could use Donovan

You know, Nick, Reagan, living across the hall.

You know, you were trapped in some sack.

You leaked the intel to Cece.

You lied to Reagan, so you can watch strangers bowl?

You may know it by its former name,

You need to calm down. All right, just take a breath.

You okay, Jess?

You press that, guaranteed crowd pleaser.

You really think I was an innocent bystander, do you?

You said fake bar shift,

You said that a full two seconds after the door shut.

You see, he's a gentle lover. You understand?

You taking over as our real estate agent because...

You talk to her.

You think I'm too poor to pay.

You to repeat it over and over again.

You told me that you don't believe in watches

You took it too far.

You understand?

You walk too fast through a museum.

You wanted to be a truck driver on Mars,

You wanted to live on a lake; I wanted to live on Mars.

You were the one who told me

You weren't supposed to be home for, like, a month.

You will not be hearing from my lawyer.

You.

You...

You... No distractions.

You'll get that when you read it.

You're amazing. You should work for the CIA.

You're barely seconds in.

You're deeper than any of us.

You're going downtown!

You're gonna live here!

You're misrepresenting my petition.

You're not very scary.

You're right, this is not your house.

You're such a lightweight.

You're welcome.

You've got to deal with this. She trusts you.

Your home office.

Your lawyer wants you to sue me,

Your lie was bigger.

Your mom has night sweats.

Your new hood!

Your sister ain't that good at her job.

Your taste is your taste.

.... about anything. Oh, weird.

[Cece giggles] Congrats.

[chuckles] [laughs] No.

[knocking] NICK: Yeah?

[photo clatters to floor] I got it.

[seagulls squawking] Where are we?

[upbeat pop song begins] You're the owners!

A cartographer? Yes.

A good mall walk. No, we're suing the gym.

A TPC virgin. Yeah.

Ah, did I say, Raisin? Yeah.

Ain't no room, fam. Straighten your arms, fam.

All right. Ferguson...

All right. You like it?

All the damn time, all day. Mm!

Amenya! Enya.

and clairvoyant brother. Mm.

And I'm fine. Okay.

and that he lied to me? Oh my God,

and there's no sound. Hello.

Anything? Ever? Oh, we're starting to get into this.

Are you a cartographer now? Am I a cartographer?

As you were. Oh, my goodness.

Avicii. Avicii...

because it's the only music. Music.

Boo Boo? Is this about the apartment?

Bull! Ooh!

Bye, Nick. See you, Robby.

Cheers. And to Winston

Cheers. Cheers.

Come on, let's go see it! NICK: Let's go!

Damn it! This is an alert?

Damn. Jess, I know I put you in a weird spot

Doesn't matter. Clear the next 24 hours.

Easy... This girl is a dumped out sewing kit.

EDM is a shenanigan. Correct.

Ferguson, you nasty. Did you hit the button?

Fun at ladies' night. Thanks.

Gator! Oh, Gator!

Get him, Cece. Yeah, okay.

Get him, Donovan. I love this.

Get off the sofa. Yeah.

Give me that baby. I feel bad, but okay.

Good job. Great.

Great. Bye.

Great. Great.

Gross. How are you doing otherwise?

Ha! Ooh!

Haberman. It was something about a pool.

Haberman. What?!

Haberman. My my my... Oh, oh.

having a sponge fight. Aah, aah...

He could be a great Gator. Why don't you just use a real gator?

He kills it every time. Every time, man.

He wrote fan fiction? Yeah.

He's a gentle lover! You're just there with the phone

he's a gentle lover. There's no sound in there!

He's a... I can't hear anything.

He's bleeding at this point. It's good, I'm just laughing at...

Here you go, man. Happy birthday, Schmidt.

Hey, everybody, Yes!

Hey. Hi.

Hey. I just got back

Hey. Oh, Reagan, it's good to see you.

Hey. What are you doing?

Hmm? The what?

Hmm. Classic Jess,

I also helped. Yeah, okay.

I did! Yeah, sure. Nobody heard ya.

I don't know the guy's name. That's good. That's a positive.

I don't think it's necessary. You need us?

I don't want to fight with you. Let's not fight.

I don't want to talk to him... Hey, Nick! Nick!

I feel close again. I'm not.

I just really would want to be able... I would love to...

I know. Whoa. Hold on, now.

I think we got this, okay? Yes.

I want to start our lives together. I know.

I worked out a lot. Come on, sit down.

I... But you know what?

I'll get out of your hair. No, no, no, stay.

I'm booking a ticket. A ticket?

I'm buying a house! [Laughing]

I'm buying a house. [Shrieks happily]

I'm in. Great.

I'm moving forward. Cool.

I'm not anymore. Okay.

I'm so excited! We're finally getting a house!

I'm very mad at you. Go. What is happening?

Idea. What?

Is everything okay? Um...

Is it... comfortable? Absolutely not.

Is that bad? Yeah.

Is that new? Yeah.

It calms me down. That's cool.

It checks out. I didn't want you feeling, like,

It is so great to know. Yeah.

It needs to look messier. Hi.

It needs to look messy. You are having a...

It's a Haberman. It's not helping...

It's a lot of pages. It is, yeah.

It's basic time science. It's time science?

It's coupons. Cup ons, yeah.

it's got to be the Nick thing. It's the Nick thing.

It's Narnia. Yeah.

It's okay. No.

It's woodturning, but go on. Honey, do you think that

Jess, just give me a sec, okay? No, Cece... Cece, it's fine.

Jess! Jess!

Jess! You told her, Jess?

Jessica... You said "emergency."

Lay it on me. Here we go.

Let's get out of here. Schmidt and Cece need me.

Let's go! I made C.O.W., though.

Look at that. EstroFuel. And a...

Look, we'll just make sacrifices. Yeah.

Love halloumi. What?

Make an egg. Honey, where are you gonna get an egg?

Mm hmm. It feels like it's becoming...

Mm. Boo yah.

Mmm. For your ears.

New friend! New friend!

Nick, can I read your book? I was just about to suggest it.

No time. There he is. What?

No, but, Jess... I mess stuff up all the time.

No, no... It's a secret.

No, you're saying cup ons. Well, it's fine.

No! [screams]

No. Babe, this is an emergency.

No. Shh.

No. No. Nick!

Not now. Okay.

Oh, my God! Nick! Geez.

Oh, no! [Clattering]

Oh, no. Shh, shh, shh, shh,

Oh, wait, so did I. What...

Oh. Yeah, that works.

Oh. Sorry. You go, you go first.

Okay, Winston? Winston! Yeah?

Okay, you... She a cottonhead!

Okay. [grunts]

Okay. [stammering]: I moved past him.

Okay. Now, check this one out.

Okay. so we're doing the distance thing.

Ooh. And if we fool you,

or Deadmau5. What is this?

Please, keep fighting. Appreciate it.

Reagan has a secret apartment. A secret apartment?

Reagan has a secret apartment. A secret apartment?

Reagan hates, No.

Reagan! Hi.

Reagan! Quiet, please.

Reagan! What are we doing here?

Really? Definitely.

Really? Yeah.

Right? Mm hmm.

Schmidt? Scatter! Scatter! Go, go!

Secret! It was something about a pool.

Secret! This is not gonna work.

Secret! What are you doing?

She advised that I sue! I knew it! Who?

She followed us the whole way. I know, I know.

So beat it. Yeah. Shoo.

So I just want to... How was the zoo?

So now, it's gonna be all Enya... All Enya.

So sue me. I am not gonna sue you.

So thoughtful, babe. Will that mailbox be functional?

Str... What do you got to say now?

swinging balls, Mm.

Thanks, Jess. Get in here.

Thanks, man. Yep.

That means the world to me. He loves it so much.

That ole turkey burger? Yeah.

That seem low to you? Did he have a minor procedure?

That sounds painful. Cool, cool, cool.

That was really good. Just laying down a stanky B line.

That's a good point. Don't act like you didn't lie.

That's how you do it! That was awesome!

That's not how ghosts work. This is in your price range,

The shoot is tonight. Oh, my God, it's tonight?

then get out of here. Fine.

Then how am I gonna reach my food? Oh.

There we go! Whoo hoo!

There's no sound. No, you got to...

They put dog bones in his knee. Then that's way off.

They're broken. Oh, nothing is ever truly broken.

this is a very valid argument. No, I said I believe

This is important. There was just a poster saying that

This must be a shenanigan. No.

Together. Yeah.

Told you to sit on it, Potsie! The store had free delivery.

Toni Anne, we're walking! No, no.

Ugh. You know? Black dude

uh, quite, um... but... Cece's Boys.

Uh, two duffel bags, that's all? Yeah, well, I travel light...

We don't care. We'll test it out.

We got the house. [gasps]

We got the loan? We can make an offer?

We got this. [chuckles]: All right.

We need the office. What's wrong?

We walked through it three times. What?

We'll stick around for you. I don't think so.

We're fine, we're fine. [both sigh]

We're the owners. Yeah!

Well, I tried... I'm calling Aly!

Well, they're kind of the same thing. Well...

What did she advise? It didn't...

What did she advise? She didn't... it just wasn't...

What the hell? Winston!

What? By hand. Yes.

What? Get out. Get out right now.

What? How about we all relax,

What? What happened to the "I'm so sorry"?

What? What?

What? What?

What? What?

What? What?

What? What?

What? Yeah.

What? Why? Seriously?

What's the total? No.

What's the total? Not gonna tell you.

What's the total? Uh.. no.

Where? In...

Where's the model? Changing.

which is impractical. Well, I need to work. I need to work.

Who else has a gift? Whoo! Bull button.

Who sets the time? You set the time.

who your real friends are. Yeah.

Why are you watching... Why am I watching you?

Why would you do that? CECE: Oh!

Wink. Oh, he definitely will. He's a model.

Winston, Leslie has to go. No!

Winston! Winston!

Yeah, are those mine? Yes.

Yeah, feel it. Yay!

Yeah, here we go. ... or what I like to refer to it as,

Yeah, I said it, too. Ha. Okay, whatever.

Yeah, it's nasty. ... just seeing him.

Yeah, let's go to the bank. Let's do it. You know what, actually,

Yeah, let's go together. Great.

Yeah! Oh, oh, oh!

Yeah. Noice.

Yeah. What?

Yes! Donovan!

Yes! Right?

You followed us here in your car. Okay.

You guys got crazy? Don't worry about it.

You haven't read it? It's really not that big of a deal.

You know what what's... Thank you.

You know. No, I I don't know.

You love me? I love you.

You made it. Hey.

You own it! ♪ Open your eyes ♪

You sweet angel. We did it!

You think it worked? Couldn't tell you.

You told your boss... Thank you, I'll see you there.

You... you 'cuing? I grill.

You're right. All right.

You're right. Okay. We're fine. We're fine.

You've been practicing. Ow.

... all the time.

... fancy chair!

... finish our conversation.

... straight up anxiety attack right now.

'Cause guess where I'm sleeping tonight.

'Cause I don't swim.

'Cause I have the best taste.

'Cause I will take my repayment in the form of...

'Cause they all sound like a robot having a seizure.

'cause we still haven't fumigated for weevils.

'Cause you work for me now.

"And to my friend Jessica Day...

"Deedee"?

"To Anthony Rizzo and the Chicago Cubs,

"You're bending before the wrong face."

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[clears throat]

[coughs]

[doves cooing, wings flapping]

[exhales]

[exhales]

[exhales] It's okay, it's okay.

[exhales] Thank God.

[exhales] This is stupid.

[glass breaks, cheering]

[groans]

[grunts loudly]

[horns honking]

[laughing]

[laughing]: It doesn't make

[laughing]: It's my book!

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs] I came alive in that city, Jess.

[loud grinding]

[nuts clatter on floor]

[phone chimes, Cece gasps]

[screaming]

[screams excitedly]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[singsongy]: 'Cause you forgot yesterday.

[squeaking, scuttling]

[whooping]

[whooping]

<i>Curvando diante da face errada.</i>

<i>Empurrando para a frente.</i>

♪

♪ ♪

♪ A dream in disguise ♪

♪ Aly loves Winston ♪ ♪ Winston loves Aly ♪

♪ Careful, surprise ♪

♪ Celebrate good times ♪

♪ Celebrate good times ♪

♪ Los Cece's Boys. ♪

♪ Moo moo ♪

♪ Put your other foot down ♪

♪ Put your other foot down... ♪

♪ We're both hanging up now ♪

♪ We're hanging up on the count of a hundred... ♪

♪ You got to put one foot in front of the other ♪

♪ You know we can have it ♪

$200,000 worth of scarves.

$200,000.

♪ ♪

♪ Moo moo ♪