Derry Girls - Season 2 Edit

A '50s prom!

A Fenian hating madman!

A few short months ago,

A fitting rendition of what I consider to be

A group of firefighters who were helping with the search

A historic evening for Northern Ireland.

A history project.

A hopeful city full of young people

A pear drop, I think it was,

A piece of that fine Protestant ass. [laughs]

A present for Protestants?

A similarity. Yes?

A spelling mistake?

A through to F,

A week? We're going to be stuck with them for a week?

About life after death.

About the British Empire,

Above the stage, look.

Abseiling is a great trust building exercise,

Absolutely crippled with the old gallstones, so she was.

Absolutely.

According to this, you're going to need a...

Ach, but I really wanted to find out

Ach, Cathy, it's yourself.

Ach, come off it.

Ach, drop dead, you spiteful old hag.

Ach, Eammon, how are you? What brings you here?

Ach, Geraldine.

Ach, God, so it is.

Ach, I wouldn't say I upstaged her now, Gerry.

Ach, isn't she gorgeous?

Ach, it's a great wee day so far, isn't it?

Ach, Jesus, Joe, you're looking well.

Ach, love.

Ach, Mary, you'd think the wain's been dropped into it.

Ach, Orla, love.

Ach, really?

Ach, Sarah, you'll choke the wain.

Ach, thanks very much.

Ach, well, at least yous were given the day off, that's something.

Ach, when all is said and done, she wasn't a bad old soul.

Ach.

Actually, I think you'll find they were our mother's earrings, originally, so...

Ah, better leave Jim's gun back so.

Ah, Clare. Clare Devlin. There you are.

Ah, it'll come to me. Anyway,

Ah, it's my mother's wake.

Ah, she's definitely up to something, love.

Ah, sure, nothing ever is.

Ah, there it is!

Ah, Trampy Tara.

Ah, yes.

Ah!

Alcoholic beer.

All right, Bridie? You well?

All right, don't be gettin' worked up.

All right, Ian, we get the idea, like.

All right, Mary, Sarah, Deidre.

All right?

All right. I see.

All the best, your mother, Mary."

All these false promises,

Although I have heard he is really good with his hands.

Although maybe she wanted to mutually split up a bit more than I did.

Although tomorrow is not officially a public holiday,

Am I gonna have to come after you, am I?

Am I in hell?

Amen.

And also that essentially, deep down, I'm quite an evil person.

And an end to 25 years of bombing and shooting

And are you gonna?

And as I say, by this stage the wind was fierce...

And as it stands, I'm completely out of stock,

And as it turns out

And blown into a flowerbed.

And boogie on down "

And December is only 'round the corner.

And do not test me 'cause we've already missed PJ and Duncan.

And Eammon's a 50 year old man.

And Erin and Orla are round mine.

And fair play to you, Cathy.

And football and poker, and, you know, tits.

And glorious and ugly.

And go between them, but they won't fucking keep put.

And great poetry is raw,

And have warned residents in the local area to be extra...

And he couldn't shift them for love nor money,

And he's the fella I like the most.

And her mother worked in the Credit Union, you might remember.

And her sitting on a full house, too.

And honest to God,

And hope, and

And I believe you wrote the lyrics yourselves, is that correct?

And I expect to see you all here tomorrow morning, business as usual.

And I for one can barely believe it.

And I have it on good authority, boy.

And I know no one will mind me saying this

And I know where it is.

And I may be running with this but I'm sure you really like Catholics.

And I really hope she's up there now, looking down on us both, thinking...

And I says to myself, says I, "Colm, this is no day for a do,"

And I try to silence my doubts, I really do, but lately

And I want to make it burn

And I'd much rather just hold onto him, actually.

And I'll be suspending them for a week.

And I'll maybe do a bit of dusting.

And I'll tell you something else.

And I'm actually a boy.

And I'm back where I was five feckin' hours ago, Joe.

And I'm not sure that's actually...

And if Mammy was alive

And if my ma starts asking questions...

And if she can no longer bring herself to look at the big bowl

And if she tries to, I'll tell her as much.

And if the Bishop has a problem with that, he can take it up with me.

And if the worse comes to worst,

And if we did, I wouldn't fancy our chances

And if you guys decide to go through with it,

And Irish people aren't allowed to enjoy Oliver Cromwell, Orla.

And it turns out, I'm a really good salesman.

And it's really starting to take off now, so...

And just loosen up a bit.

And Kennedy, of course, the poor critter.

And lasting peace.

And look at the state of the place.

And love,

And not a day goes by when I don't think about them.

And now the old bitch is getting buried in them.

And now we're overrun with polar bears.

And now, I don't mind a bit of a breeze

And now, I don't mind a bit of a breeze if anything, I prefer it

And now, the moment we've all been waiting for

And on our way to see Robbie.

And on the Thursday of the very same week,

And on this occasion, right is wrong and wrong is right.

And our Prom Queen is...

And ourselves.

And real, and messy,

And redo them in one night.

And remember, be subtle.

And repair.

And secondly, I think it's unlikely he'll call to our house.

And see how she likes it.

And seriously, not a fucking word.

And she carries a knife and makes people bury their own excrement.

And she's a model, for Christ's sake.

And so I ask you

And start to heal

And Strabane's had them for months.

And such wonderful traditional values.

And sure, didn't Sarah forget her beads.

And that wain has some head of hair on her.

And that's the end of the matter.

And that's the last thing I need. No.

And that's where abseiling comes in.

And the Father, Son, Holy Spirit...

And the gallstones, well, now, they're no joke.

And the mouthy curly one thinks we shouldn't because... ?

And the smell of it is enough to turn an Orange march.

And the tuna, well, you can freestyle.

And the whole world loses the absolute run of itself.

And then passed out in a puddle of his own boke.

And then there was the lad they named all the vacuum cleaners after.

And then, by Christ they won't know what's hit them.

And there's a multipack of Taytos still waiting to be bowled up.

And they were head to toe in tie dye, Mary.

And things that they don't have in common.

And this bully pours a bucket of pig's blood on her.

And this guy is really creepy and a bit, sort of, sexist.

And three rounds of tuna.

And unbelievably, my sister doesn't have a phone.

And we'll wrap it up there.

And what she did was, she shoved them right up her

And when I say battered, I mean intellectually like.

And when I say he's good with his hands,

And when it doesn't work out, what then?

And you are?

And you may leave this house and never return.

And you'd have my full backing on that, Mary.

And you'll maybe not remember this, girls,

And you'll receive further instructions shortly.

And you're one of us.

And you're trying to get rid of them.

And, I think the reason I was interested

And, in case you hadn't noticed, she also happens to be Chinese.

And?

Animals, the lot of you.

Announcement from Jenny Joyce and the dance committee.

Any cups up here? I'll take that.

Any idea what the speed limit is around here?

Anyone free to pick up Bill from base, over?

Anyone near base at all, over?

Anything at all. A small thing, even.

Anything from Chelsea, girls?

Anyway, drugs aren't illegal when you put them into food.

Anyway, I hate to impose on you, but I just need to make a quick call,

Anyway, it's not like I belong here. I never did.

Anyway, what can I do for you?

Apologies, folks.

Apparently, he sounds like a West Belfast Bond.

Apparently, Jenny's hired this fuckin' pensioner band.

Are just at a really crucial point in our relationship.

Are nothing to the bullets being fired...

Are these cinnamon?

Are you a fully blown Protestant?

Are you for real? She traces everything back to us.

Are you going to sack off school or not?

Are you seeing anyone?

Are you staying with your Deirdre, then?

Are you suggesting we play truant?

Are you sure this will work?

Are you sure you got the address right?

Arseholes.

As at home here as you did back in your beloved Donegal.

As brightly as possible."

As far as English are concerned, a voice like that, well, it's dangerous.

As far as I can make out,

As far as I'm aware.

As have the Londonderry Boys Academy.

As if a polar bear's gonna rock up at a Take That concert!

As if Mammy's bothered by that.

As of midnight tonight, after 25 years,

As some of you may know, I took a bit of a sabbatical last year.

As you all know, at the beginning of term,

At Glyndebourne ever since I absolutely battered that Pavarotti fan,

At our wits' end over at our place.

At this very second, that's what's concerning you,

Auntie Bridie, good to see you.

Aye, Da, 'cause an escaped polar bear's gonna track us down and kill us.

Aye, dead on, James, so you do.

Aye, fuck it, why not?

Aye, he might take a notion.

Aye, I know.

Aye, I like scones.

Aye, I sort of hope it works out for all of us, Sarah.

Aye, it was a CIA agent, all right.

Aye, it's a good job they keep themselves in such great shape.

Aye, keep up, Gerry.

Aye, Macca. Big Macca. Come on, everybody knows Macca.

Aye, maybe don't tell that to anyone again, Michelle.

Aye, me too, Mary.

Aye, me too. Caravans are class.

Aye, me too. Nightmare, so it is.

Aye, Michelle, that's definitely the attitude

Aye, right.

Aye, same here. You wouldn't mind getting Clare for me?

Aye, so you don't, super grass.

Aye, that's right.

Aye, they do look like good craic, in fairness.

Aye, they set up camp on his farm,

Aye, they're clearing up, I think.

Aye, thon boys will get in where draughts wouldn't.

Aye, we're pack animals, Mary.

Aye, you could say that.

Aye, you should check it out.

Aye.

Aye. I think it worked, you know.

Back off, you hear me? I'm not messing around with this thing.

Back off.

Bad craic, Erin. Very bad craic.

Barry, come in. Come in, Barry. Barry, come in.

Bastard.

Be reasonable, Sister. We didn't behead the fella.

Beam me up.

Because all Protestants are the same, aren't they, girls?

Because as far as our mas are concerned,

Because being a Derry Girl, well, it's a fucking state of mind.

Because I'm a boy, Michelle. I'm a real live boy.

Because I'm deaf in one ear.

Because I'm looking for an intellectual connection, and he wants

Because it's just too painful?

Because Mary said she didn't do it, and that's good enough for us.

Because Rita told us to, and I'm scared of her, Clare.

Because tomorrow

Because what you're doing is, you're saying to your buddy,

Because you bought a fuckload of dud flags,

Because you dropped this.

Because, well, they're massive.

Before traveling to Londonderry.

Before you head, I got you a couple of American flags.

Being late for school!

Bet that's what he said when he was nabbed.

Better wages, holiday pay, great pension.

Between you and Keyser Söze, my head is turned.

Bill Clinton, a committed supporter of the peace process,

Bit like Keyser Söze.

Bit of an arsehole, but oh, my God, amazing hair.

Bitch.

Bite my eye! Traitor!

Bitter old bat.

Blonde fella is nothing but a fly bastard.

Bloody perverts.

Boke o rama.

Bridie's still our aunt, still Mammy's sister,

Brilliant.

Brown, right. Got it.

Burnin' for you, Clare.

Burt. Why would they bring him to Burt?

But also about my own troubles,

But as usual, they were talking out of their

But before you don your glad rags and boogie on down,

But before you don your glad rags,

But Chinese people are just better than English people.

But Clare's off the scale. She's basically a delinquent.

But Colm's not here, is he, Da?

But did they fulfill those dreams,

But finally, we were saying enough is enough.

But for purity of tone, you simply cannot fault Bocelli!

But he was mad keen on the boiled sweets.

But he's not in the zoo anymore, is he, Simple Simon?

But he's very sick at the moment. Bedridden, in fact.

But he's your cousin.

But I am going to give you that chance.

But I can hardly parade around in just my bra, can I?

But I can offer you protection.

But I do have a pen pal from the Caribbean,

But I don't see why we have to buy them a present.

But I don't want you to.

But I just can't choose.

But I looked into it, and Mammy's death,

But I'm jealous of you and your new friend.

But I'm sure you'll soon feel

But I've been banned from trading

But I've had Mary Quinn on the phone frying my head and now this.

But if I could just grab the old P45 and I will be out of your way.

But if you're OK with that, I'd say we just crack on.

But in the end, well, didn't he choke to death on one?

But it just doesn't look very comfortable.

But it's all worth it if I get to see my big, handsome boy. [laughs]

But it's history. She's making us miss history.

But know that you will be judged.

But Maggie Murphy felt a twinge on a Monday,

But mostly because I am scared it will give the Pope ideas,

But now they're gone.

But sure, I'll not bore you with the details.

But sure, you can't take it with you, as they say.

But that one was aggressive,

But that's OK. We can write that down.

But their fans are so thick they'll buy any old shite,

But then I heard tell of a fella from Ballynahinch

But then one thing led to another.

But then the apple never did fall far from the tree.

But then, there was the 27th...

But there's been a few complaints from the kitchen about Gerry.

But they'll knock on the door first.

But this is cracker, too.

But this was the only recipe my ma had, so...

But thon was aggressive.

But we were so upset by what happened to Ms. De Brún.

But we weren't even talking about athletes.

But we're not round yours, Michelle. We're on the bus to Belfast.

But what about your creep convention?

But what happened to living for the moment?

But why were you threatening people with a knife, love?

But why? There's nothing wrong with that bowl.

But you will not be well liked.

But you're your father's daughters, all right.

But your girls pushed him out of the line, and now he has a bruise.

But, listen, say if things do get heated, try not to rise to it.

But, Mammy, you don't understand.

By feeding her rope through what's known as a belay device.

By God, he was tortured with the gallstones.

By God, that woman could make her enemies drop like flies.

By God, the wind could have cut you in two. Fierce, it was.

By Mr. Malone, headmaster of St. Benedict's,

By someone she has since fallen out with,

By working together, than by drifting apart.

Can everybody stop being so racist, please?

Can everyone stop saying "bra"?

Can I just stop you there, Colm?

Can I try that one, please?

Can we all be quiet, please?

Can we come in?

Can we not find a way to help her that doesn't involve abducting a holy statue?

Can we please stop talking about Erin's scoots?

Can you believe that?

Can you believe this bloody polar bear?

Can you credit this arsehole?

Can you find out, in a subtle way,

Can you give me one minute?

Can you make yourself known, please, Mae?

Can you think of anything

Can't you let me have anything for myself?

Carpe dickhead. [laughs]

Carpe diem.

Catch yourself on.

Catch yourself on. You've never even been to Switzerland.

Catholics have more freckles.

Catholics really buzz off statues and we don't so much.

Cathy and her eyebrows are two separate entities.

Cathy Maguire had the best eyebrows in Derry back in her day.

Cathy Maguire's back? Really?

Cheers.

Cheers.

Chelsea Clinton, the White House, America.

Chelsea will sort us out.

Chores? What do you think this is?

Christ Almighty.

Christ knows what our Marie ever saw in you, God rest her soul.

Christ, but I cannot stand the tongue people.

Christ, but it's been so awkward since we broke up.

Christ, but she's got some set of pipes on her.

Christ, but the English are weird.

Christ, can you imagine?

Christ, I just love beer.

Christ, I'm at my wits' end trying to keep them two lads apart.

Christ, I'm at my wits' end.

Christ, really?

Clare Devlin, is that you?

Clare's been there since five this morning, Mammy.

Classy.

Close the door.

Close your eyes, girls, and soak it up.

Come on in, Deirdre, love, it's open.

Come on now, Bridie, that's enough of that.

Come on, girls, this is embarrassing.

Come on, girls. It's Take That we're talking about.

Come on, girls. Time to hit the road here.

Come on, James.

Come on, Jenny.

Come on, Mammy.

Come on, Mary. If you don't let Erin go, then our mas won't let us go.

Come on, Michelle!

Come on, Michelle. What makes you think you can trust this Macca person?

Come on, Orla, we'll show them.

Come on!

Come on! Get it out!

Come on. Quick.

Completely.

Congratulations, Clare.

Could we call it 1.76?

Could you please stop pointing that thing at me, Joe?

Course it's working.

Cream crackers?

Creepy wee fucker, isn't he?

Cross party peace talks...

Cut the cheese and ham in triangles,

Da, I don't understand this. You hate the cinema.

Da?

Da.

Daddy and Gerry not back yet?

Daddy, you will not dignify that with a response.

Dead.

Dear God, no.

Dear God.

Dear Jesus.

Death.

Desperate.

Dick. Don't worry, she won't get away with it.

Dickhead.

Dickhead.

Did she ever tell you why she had to leave?

Did they tell you they were coming round here?

Did you know Bridie, then?

Did you send it first class?

Didn't see that coming.

Different? What does that mean?

Dig deep.

Dirty bitch.

Dirty English bastards is what they are. No offense, son.

Discovered the animal close to the A6, between Belfast and Londonderry,

Do everything and just try everything.

Do the Protestants have to bring waterproof trousers,

Do you ever think you might have too much time on your hands, girls?

Do you get what I'm saying?

Do you know how packed that Guildhall Square's gonna be, James?

Do you know that?

Do you know what this is about, Geraldine?

Do you like cinnamon?

Do you mean when you shacked up with a slutty hairdresser,

Do you want to go somewhere a bit more private?

Do you want to kick things off, or should I?

Do you watch Little House on the Prairie, Dennis?

Do yous want to see something class?

Dodgy gear? What is this, The Bill?

Does anyone own this red suitcase?

Does that mean I can have your Sylvanian Family collection?

Does that mean which hotel he's staying in?

Doesn't seem to be anything happening now.

Dog poem, dog poem.

Dog poem.

Dog poem. Cat poem.

Dog poem. Poem about a tree.

Don't answer. That might be him. That might be the polar bear!

Don't be afraid to live it.

Don't blame me. Blame the Milk Tray Man.

Don't know. The water didn't rise in GoodFellas.

Don't let the Jaffa bastard hurt me, please!

Don't mind if I do.

Don't take the labels off, wear them to prom,

Don't touch the hair! Don't touch the hair!

Don't toy with me now, Jim.

Don't upset yourself, love. It's just a wheelie bin.

Don't you be trusting him.

Don't you just love beer?

Don't, Mary. That Greek fella...

Dose.

Double date it is then so.

Driver, pull over.

Drugs are addictive, but perhaps most importantly,

Dub the voice of Gerry Adams because it's too sexy?

Dull, white girls wanting me to join their gang because, well...

Dust.

Eammon will never marry.

Earlier today,

Earrings like that don't deserve to be buried alive. It's a sin.

Educating the heathen inhabitants of a primitive and savage place.

Either it is replaced, at your expense,

Erin Quinn.

Erin Quinn.

Erin, all we do is slag off Jenny.

Erin, what are we gonna do?

Erin, what are you doing?

Erin, why don't you get the ball rolling?

Erin! Orla!

Erin's gonna have Harry now, and I'm gonna have you, all right?

Erin's just sacked Clare as her prom date so she could take a fella she fancies.

Especially the ones who have a nice ass."

Et cetera and so on. It's very straightforward.

Ever.

Everybody else can see the dead body, right?

Everybody knows that.

Everybody knows what you're talking about, Michelle.

Everyone is looking at us.

Everything all right, Colm?

Everything I own can fit into a suitcase.

Everything okay?

Exactly, love. Everybody knows you didn't mean to kill the old boot.

Exactly.

Exactly.

Examining suspect device now.

Except maybe, our girls are 16

Excuse me, everyone. Can I have your attention, please?

Excuse me, you're the one that was thumping it repeatedly, Joe.

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

Expand and explain. Expand and explain!

Face it, Clare, you're a craic killer.

Fair enough.

Fancy another beer, mate?

Fantastic.

Faster. Walk faster.

Father Thomas usually deals with the wakes,

Feasting on a sheep carcass.

Feel free to kiss my hole.

Fella with the bad leg.

Finally, we were saying let's give peace a chance.

Find your voice.

Fine.

Fine. But can we agree it's on a strict one in, one out basis?

Fire? What the fuck are you on about?

Firstly, he's not coming to Derry until tomorrow.

Firstly, I'd like to introduce Mae Cheung.

Fit and stuff.

Five layers.

For "Rock the Boat"? Really?

For Belfast? I don't think so, love.

For fuck's sake, Erin.

For generations, we'd known nothing but violence,

For God's sake, Gerry.

For God's sake, Mary. First the curse, now this?

For I just nailed some serious moves.

For if you hold her too tightly, she will break and you will bleed."

For once, the world will be watching us for all the right reasons.

For that sort of thing around these parts.

For the love of God, don't forget your waterproof trousers.

For the President of the U.S.A. in Burt now, are they?

For the record, that I think this might be the worst idea we've ever had.

For this to be over.

For tomorrow's activities.

For us to do something together, just the two of us, you know?

For when the bride arrived

Four salad on white.

Free accommodation.

Free labor, that's what she's after.

Fuck a doodle doo.

Fuck me, what a total dick.

Fuck this. Let's just make James do it, the lazy bastard.

Full of the joys, always laughing.

Funny scones.

FY nobody gives a shit.

Garnet's actually my birthstone.

Get away with the whole Prom Queen thing.

Get back here!

Get it shifted, girls.

Get out now!

Get out of here. Go on, now.

Get out!

Get out!

Get out!

Getting caught out in someone else's house like that.

Girls, we just need some cold, hard proof

Girls. You were fighting with girls?

Give me strength.

Give peace a chance!

Give peace a chance! Give peace a chance!

Give us a going over with the hairdryer, will you?

Glorious!

Go away, please.

Go out with me.

God almighty.

God Almighty.

God bless her and keep her...

God but I love that accent, James!

God only knows what else we've missed.

God rest her soul.

God rest her soul.

God, aye, any excuse to whip out the old saxophone.

God, aye, it's different, isn't it?

God, aye.

God, Clare, you're so conditioned.

God, how am I going to go to this wake?

God, I am boiling.

God, it's my worst nightmare,

God, Mary, but them poor fellas are flat out with fires, so they are.

God, that's desperate.

God, what caused it?

God, you are such a hypocrite, Erin.

God's sake, will you close that window? We're foundered here.

Gone, and she's not coming back.

Good afternoon, sir.

Good for Zara. Bye bye, now.

Good God!

Good man yourself, Jim.

Good man, yourself. Come on up.

Good morning, Michelle.

Good. I don't want to be me.

Good. This is good!

Goodbye, girls.

Grand so.

Grand so.

Great stuff altogether.

Great stuff.

Great stuff.

Great, because me and John Paul

Great, do that, then maybe we can lay the whole bloody thing to rest.

Great, thank you, Jenny.

Great! Um, just to be clear,

Great.

Great. All sorted.

Great. Great. Thanks very much, Deirdre.

Great. I'll write the ransom note.

Had to leave?

Happy days.

Happy fucking days.

Has anyone seen my bow and arrow?

Has the woman no shame?

Have a great day, everyone.

Have the patience to work for a just

Have they roped you into going as well, son?

Have you a date lined up, Orla?

Have you considered adoption, Geraldine?

Have you decided who you're bringing yet?

Have you ever actually met them, Rita, Take That?

Have you ever seen Carrie?

Have you ever seen Northern Ireland on a map? It's fucking tiny.

Have you ever stopped to look at these...

Have you seen the Clintons knocking about around here?

Have you seen the hack of those skirting boards, Gerry?

Haven't you ever seen a dead body before?

He brightens up my office.

He could throw me over his shoulder any day of the week.

He doesn't answer back.

He doesn't answer questions, he asks them.

He goes with your woman. You know her.

He has a great set of pins on him, doesn't he?

He has experience with presidents. He'll know what to do.

He has loads of tattoos, big scar under his left eye.

He just became so controlling.

He kissed your cheek at Kerry Coyle's 16th birthday party,

He looks like his head's on upside down.

He might call, Gerry.

He said he could hook us up. Class or what?

He said she had to leave for, like, being a bully.

He said she's seriously unhinged.

He said they're taking Bill back to base,

He wants to kill us all, all of the Catholics!

He was kicked out of Creggan for joyriding.

He was one of those uh, what you call it?

He was talking absolute shite the whole time.

He was telling me there, John was, that every being in the place

He was the fella with the bad leg.

He was unbearable towards the end.

He was very insecure.

He wouldn't get a ticket, for a start. They sold out months ago.

He'd have been a sorry boy,

He'll list presidents if he wants to list presidents.

He's a natural.

He's a surgeon over at Altnagelvin. He took Orla's tonsils out.

He's all, "Fuck a doodle this, fuck a doodle that."

He's already here.

He's an evil bastard, Deirdre.

He's been futtering.

He's done a fair bit since Glenroe now.

He's flat out going to weddings with his mates,

He's gonna be the only man in my life from now on.

He's gonna hold this whole town hostage, you mark my words.

He's got someone.

He's here! He's landed!

He's not as thick, but he's also not as hot,

He's not coming.

He's not serious.

He's sauntering about Belfast without a care in the world.

He's trying to kill me!

He's wearing a hat, for Christ's sake.

He's wearing a purity bracelet.

He's... one of your lot.

Heading to chapel, Bill?

Hello there.

Hello, mate.

Hello, Mum.

Help! Fire! There's a fire!

Help! Stranger! Stranger danger!

Help! There's a kidnapper on fire!

Help! This woman is trying to abduct us!

Her name's Zara, and she has a horse.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go. [sighs]

Here where their roots and families are.

Here's a poem about a dog. Here's another one about a dog.

Here's the wee ballot.

Herself's over there, circling the drinks table.

Hey, are you deaf or what?

Hey, hold on.

Hey.

Hi, guys.

Hi, I'm Kris. I'm here with Tara Martin.

Him and Daddy think they can tap into the CIA system on them.

His brother had an awful lot of bother with devil worshippers.

His name escapes me,

His words are spoken by an actor.

Hit me again.

Hiya!

Hiya. So, this is where the gays hang out, is it?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hold on a minute. Where did the scones go?

Holy shit.

Honest to God, Erin,

Honestly, Erin, I think we'll look so cracker

Honestly, girls.

Hope she remembers her swimming cap, Erin.

Hope you're right, Gerry, for it's like Beirut in here.

How about we give you the 1.76,

How are you supposed to dance to this old shite?

How are you?

How can you make a salad sandwich, if you don't have scallions?