Riverdale (2017) - Season 5 Edit

A 14 year old girl.

A 1954 Crestline and putting it back together.

A backdraft, sir!

A better question is why don't you wanna be prom queen?

A better question...

A bitter boyfriend?

A black sedan with tinted windows.

A Blossom, dear. In part.

A broken arm, a black eye,

A broker who lives in Greenwich decides to work from her Miami pied a terre.

A bullet to the head.

A business he inherited after his father's passing.

A chance to get that final star on his uniform.

A classic American and oh so adult round of sexual switcheroo.

A classmate of mine from prep school said that you buy videos.

A collection of doubloons smelted from grade A palladium

A common misconception.

A copy of The Blue and Gold also from that same year.

A copy of The Riverdale Register

A couple of days ago.

A crazy flashback.

A dog who needs to be trained.

A dozen hidden pockets for that businesswoman on the go.

A family of truckers who have been kidnapping and murdering

A few days ago, you were getting married and having a kid,

A few days.

A few weeks after the incident,

A few years ago, Chad and I went to a party on Marsha's Vineyard.

A Firefighters of Riverdale calendar to defray the costs.

A fireman, a football coach, a teacher and a bounty hunter.

A franchise seems like an even more lucrative prospect.

A friend came by with antibiotics.

A friend.

A full blown Coyote Ugly style bar?

A ghost gun. One that can't be traced.

A Ghoulie? To what end? What's his motive?

A gift to you and your little one.

A girl's got to be creative

A good Samaritan found him wandering the Lonely Highway...

A grad student named Cora

A guy like that, I'm sure he'd rather do a little work than crawl to you for charity.

A guy named Samm Pansky.

A Hiram sized problem. Am I right?

A hundred literary agents in New York.

A lifeline. Man, I'm lost.

A little Chad or a little Veronica running around.

A lot can happen in seven years.

A lot like when I was back in New York,

A lot of buildings burned down because of it.

A lot of dangerous folk still on the loose.

A lot of men died under my command,

A lot of special memories with a lot of special people.

A low dose of anti anxiety medication, as we discussed.

A man...

A messenger to the higher power.

A ministry.

A modest finder's fee via Chime

A month or two,

A mother always knows.

A Mothman corpse?

A new crisis and mystery.

A new Glamerge egg is released each year.

A new one comes out each year,

A new, free press for all of Riverdale.

A nursery.

A part of me thinks that's why I lost my leg.

A part of me wished

A photo of four seniors

A place where we can be together.

A Ponzi scheme I'm trying to dig myself out of, by trading again.

A Pop's menu from when hamburgers only cost 15 cents.

A proposition to unincorporate the town of Riverdale.

A public execution?

A real character.

A reporter from the Times was looking into some dirty missions

A revelation.

A safe place for people like us

A second body. They found a second body in the swamp.

A sinkhole that was now paved over.

A snuff film.

A stunning, full service, white glove,

A team is only as strong as its weakest link.

A tie. In that case,

A town that was, but a town

A trial?

A very skillful forgery.

A vet. Another grunt who got chewed up

A volunteer fire department on his own.

A waitress who used to work here, Squeaky.

A war?

A week [sighs],

A week and a half it feels like.

A what?

A window of light in the dark.

A worthless, pathetic little worm.

A year ago you could've had a story published anywhere,

A, um, suicide note in Cricket's pocket

Aah, damn.

About a decision that I've made.

About a Rat King.

About getting him some treatment.

About getting this new dog...

About me and my family?

About my novel.

About other people's expectations

About playing a one night only concert?

About some crazy rogue FBI agent out looking for her sister.

About the growing distance between us.

About the kind of leader you were, so, yes...

About the old man.

About the women you've killed along the Lonely Highway.

About thirty, forty years ago, me and some buddies got hired

About this? Yes.

About us and where we're going?

About what happens next.

About what you and Betty did, or lie.

About what you went through

About what?

About you and Betty? She told me.

About your feelings,

About your lovely groves.

About your time in captivity.

Above ground, and waiting for me.

Absolutely certain.

Absolutely.

According to my mom, Polly doesn't have a laptop,

According to the vet, they found him near a dumpster.

According to these documents,

According to this police report,

Across Archie's brow.

Actually visiting my grandmother.

Actually, Archie...

Actually, Cheryl, can I ask you something?

Actually, Fangs, what we really need is someone

Actually, I don't wanna know.

Actually, I have a favor to ask.

Actually, I miss being on the trading floor with you.

Actually, I'm not so sure she does, Mom.

Actually, it is because I care about you

Actually, it's a little cold. Do you mind if we talk inside?

Actually, it's been seven.

Actually, make that prom queens.

Actually, Stonewall Prep.

Actually, they got me on so many pain meds,

Actually, those are mine.

Actually, uh...

Actually, we were going to propose the council be...

Actually...

Add to their ranks, my sister, Jellybean,

Adds structure to their day,

Adios, Vito.

Admission to watch the tapes?

After all you did...

After Betty left,

After everyone began moving away,

After failing to appear on stage this weekend, in Berlin,

After he passed, and I put him in a barrel.

After he used you as fodder for The Outcasts,

After her death,

After how you came in here last time.

After I got back from Highsmith,

After I woke up, the first thing I did was come in here.

After making this night all about you, I knew we would end up together.

After she snuck on to my laptop to read the story I was working on.

After that call,

After that morning we found the front door open

After that, I just assumed you didn't want to hear from me.

After the dagger my beloved Toni stuck in my heart,

After the mine collapsed, my father

After the way my father abused his power.

After two days, the chances of a victim being found alive are almost nothing,

After we make a couple of stops.

After we show you something.

After you blew me off to meet with your agent.

Afternoon, sir.

Again, my name is

Agent Betty Cooper.

Agent Cooper.

Agreed.

Agreed...for now.

Ah, hamburger with a side of onion rings, please.

Ah, thanks, Mr. Weatherbee.

Ah, yes, your crusade to save Riverdale,

Ah, yes.

Ah, young love.

Ah! Those are my keys.

Ah. Well...

Ah...

Alexandra Cabot.

Alice Smith,

Alice, as a father, I feel your pain,

Alice, I'm going to need you to go on RIVW

Alice, you're on the PTA. Any word on which way the school board's leaning?

Alice...

Aliens, Angels, Mothmen, call 'em whatever you like.

All done.

All done. Five dollars, sir.

All due respect, Sarge,

All due respect, sir, but that... that mission was a disaster.

All good. Knock 'em dead, babe.

All his buddies from back in the day.

All I ever wanted to do was just make you as happy as you make me.

All I ever wanted was

All I had to do was what I was trained to as a sniper.

All I know about the Bulldogs is that they're garbage

All I want, all I need is Archie.

All I've been focused on is the school,

All in favor to reincorporate

All in.

All my efforts in Riverdale,

All my gains, all my losses will be for nothing.

All of my children.

All of the Coopers are either... dead or accounted for.

All of the miserable people who live there,

All of them.

All of them.

All of these items will be on display in the hallway

All of this is going to be my new turnpike.

All of this started with Polly.

All of us together around one table again?

All ordered by General Taylor.

All right now, it's straight to bed, my burly boys.

All right, all right!

All right, Come come.

All right, guys, that was another tough one.

All right, I better get going

All right, I'll see you fellas.

All right, in we go.

All right, let me just get this straight.

All right, let's check upstairs.

All right, Mr. Andrews. Let's see what you can do.

All right, okay.

All right, Sergeant,

All right, so who's next?

All right, thanks to Reggie Mantle,

All right, then. That'll be $500 for the fungi.

All right, uh, who else knew about that story?

All right, yeah. Let's give it a go, lover.

All right?

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Bring it in.

All right. Bring it in.

All right. Could I get everyone's attention, please?

All right. Dinner here is fine,

All right. Go ahead.

All right. Good luck out there, soldier.

All right. I'll see you soon. Bye.

All right. Keep an eye out for it.

All right. Well, there's nothing more for me to say or do.

All right. You've each been assigned a locker.

All that talk about not wanting to fight, about closure?

All the cheeseburgers and banana splits that we can eat, huh?

All the females are so smoking hot?

All the little spots he toured and loved.

All the Serpents are at your disposal, Betty.

All the stuff Mom said, just washed away.

All this stuff about Mothmen and Mole People.

All those in favor of moi

All those in favor?

All those opposed?

All three of them.

All three of them.

All to make my life a little easier.

All we've done is try our best to protect him.

All you have to do is stick it in the pincushion man.

All you need is two things. This and names.

Allison McCall.

Allow me to be your guide.

Almost every week.

Almost gives you hope again, huh?

Almost.

Almost.

Along the Lonely Highway.

Along with the signatures collected,

Also for prank calling you that year on Halloween,

Also I'm seeing what we're about to do...

Also, despite everything that's happened between us,

Also, he owes me, like, $500.

Also, I wanted to tell you

Also, I'm a little curious to meet her now.

Also, literal debt collectors are pounding at the door.

Also, what, pray tell, is in that bag?

Also, you can't just sit here all day using my internet.

Also, you wouldn't by chance,

Although, my strong preference is that we do the staff and the snake trick.

Although, there is one more piece

Always a pleasure to hear your voice...

Always good to knock a few pieces off the chessboard.

Always.

Always.

Am I dazzling?

Am I getting warm, Daddy?

Am I in trouble?

Am I missing anything important?

Am I still in the running for the staff writer job at the New Yorker?

Am the holiest of holies?

Amateur. I'll come up to help you look for him.

Amaze.

Amazing!

Amazing! Thank you again.

Amen to that.

Amen, I say back to ye.

Amen.

An academy for lost and wayward girls.

An addict.

An agent can't get his client a gift?

An alcoholic.

An ambulance took his body to the morgue.

An arsonist on the loose

An autopsy was performed.

An autopsy... Like an alien autopsy?

An easy way to get us out of debt.

An epic one.

An exorcism, nightmare child? That's rich.

An in depth forensic accounting, recall all the River dollars

An old buddy of mine told me that there are whole, unmined veins of palladium

An oxygen depleted environment causing explosion,

And a 21 gun farewell salute.

And a big, fat paycheck?

And a bobby pin in case anyone needs it.

And a bonus for their patience.

And a hammer from my dad's toolbox.

And a hint of cayenne pepper.

And a killer job on the stock exchange.

And a La Bonne Nuit matchbook.

And a little help from you.

And a lot of blood.

And a match for Polly.

And a part of that fantasy is that I exist in a world

And a plagiarist, to boot.

And a shout out to the Pretty Poisons.

And a tattoo of the infinity symbol?

And a toxic relationship.

And a week later, a package showed up in the mail,

And Abigail must be honored.

And absorb all unincorporated lands.

And acclaimed author, Forsythe Jones III.

And acknowledgement of this travesty.

And action!

And actively killing people.

And after watching some of their weirder videos, she got the idea.

And again in '82.

And again, the killings just

And all I could think is now we can do those things.

And all manner of nightmares are summoned up and bound to canvas.

And all those for me?

And am I crazy, or have you been feeling the same way, too?

And another one under the kitchen sink.

And answer our questions.

And answers for you, Kev Kev.

And any port in a storm.

And anyone who was ever lucky enough to have known him,

And apparently, they arranged to meet up the night she disappeared.

And Archie tells me you're a military man,

And Archie's pipe dream to somehow save it?

And are we just doomed to be haunted by this town

And are you still willing to talk about that week

And as far as I know, he never laid a finger on his wife...

And as for Baby Anthony,

And as for believing that

And as for what he thought would happen,

And as fun as the last few days have been,

And as long as I don't mess it up,

And as long as it remains open, there's a slight chance

And as much as I hate to admit it, maybe you have a point.

And as the town reincorporates,

And as your father...

And ask for a sample as well.

And at a great personal cost.

And at first I started seeing one of them, Private Bingo.

And at this point, we're more acquaintances than friends.

And attacked me.

And avoiding the truth.

And be abducted by a family of mothmen

And Beatrice Cooper.

And because of your recklessness,

And because we're all a progressive, fluid, inclusive group,

And become a proper writer.

And before I call the authorities, I thought we should chat.

And began to dig for palladium.

And besides deciding about Riverdale High,

And besides, there's nobody better to take care of him than you.

And best of all,

And Betty would make sure the FBI doesn't either.

And blow the whistle on Hiram's plan.

And blue in the channels."

And bought it from Hiram Lodge.

And boy, oh, boy, great memories Bella and I made together.

And Bulldogs never give up.

And bury the ashes.

And by that point, you might die of a heart attack.

And by the by,

And by the power vested in me by the Universal Life Church,

And can we go?

And certainly not themselves.

And certainly not writing.

And changes bed sheets at the Five Seasons.

And check in with you if you want.

And Cheryl, I think that they'd approve of us being together.

And choke on it. But not before he answers our questions.

And choked to death on it.

And Christmas. And whenever you need me.

And confronted the darkest monsters we'd ever faced... ourselves.

And considering that what's happening here

And despite our last encounter, I still have feelings for you.

And destroy you!

And did she ever go by the name Patty instead of Polly?

And did this harebrained idea originate with Kevin or

And did you go back?

And does he have a blue opal?

And doing everything he can to try and run the rest of us stragglers out of here.

And don't forget, I know

And don't get me wrong.

And don't say art class.

And don't show up to that Mother's Day dinner.

And don't you ever forget it.

And driver's license numbers regardless of their age.

And dumped him on the curb.

And end up corrupted, like everything I try to do.

And even death.

And even now, it finds ways to insult you,

And even then, it'll take hours, if not days.

And ever since then, I... I've been cruising.

And every afternoon at dusk, I'd segue

And every so often, they'd talk about these humanoid creatures

And every year after that. Deal?

And everyone tells me that there wasn't a mystery

And everyone would be here.

And explicit orders of his commanding officer

And extraterrestrial phenomenon.

And follow me, I have a super surprise.

And football could be his ticket out of this town.

And for that, I'm sorry,

And for the first time in a long time,

And formed this kind of cot and I tried to sleep.

And from those late nights came the first few chapters

And get them to pull out of SoDale

And getting closer to you,

And getting into political activism.

And given the supposedly privileged information

And harvest the precious metal before Hiram Lodge steals it.

And have you filled out the necessary paperwork?

And having fun like we used to.

And he bit my arm...

And he did tell me the names of the people that he used to work with.

And he doesn't fit any of the victim profiles,

And he doesn't know you're working with us, Uncle Frank,

And he has a desk there, same as the rest of us.

And he started spiraling into this destructive behavior.

And he was really killed?

And he was telling me I was cute...

And he won't help.

And he'll have me out before dinner.

And he's not contesting his role in the accident,

And he's pushing to unincorporate the town,

And heck, even Jughead Jones.

And help bring about Riverdale's ruination.

And help him manage the SoDale properties.

And her father.

And her normal, perfect family are thriving.

And here I thought leaving Chicago

And here I thought your days

And here is where I lead your shining stars in song.

And Hermosa's back in the picture,

And hey, while you're there, you can pack up

And Hiram said that as soon as Pop's was razed,

And his crazy mom ravaged my store.

And how I wanna do right by you, Valerie.

And how on earth are we going to find her? That's acres and acres of marsh land.

And how she didn't do right by us.

And I also don't want to get in too deep with him, you know.

And I am a guidance counselor at Riverdale High.

And I am done with Riverdale.

And I am done with Riverdale.

And I am going to film the hell out of it.

And I am seven days sober.

And I asked if you could interview him for your book.

And I assume you have documents and receipts to back that up.

And I believe the face of that new start should be Pop's Chock'lit Shoppe,

And I belong here, in Riverdale.

And I came across Margaret's file.

And I came across some choice items

And I can barely afford

And I can hear it in your voice that you want this.

And I can't give that up for a bottom line.

And I can't think of a better man for the job.

And I care about you.

And I could absolutely

And I couldn't get away fast enough.

And I didn't really wanna be a sports agent anyway.

And I didn't want to keep having the same argument

And I don't believe you, partner.

And I don't know if that's because of me

And I don't know what to do.

And I don't think you should either.

And I don't want that light to ever go out.

And I don't want them

And I entered the abyss.

And I fell into a sinkhole and I lost consciousness.

And I felt your love

And I found one that has excellent references.

And I get good tips.

And I get that that's scary. But this...

And I got 11 names back,

And I got a second chance with the Commandant.

And I got to tell you, Sarge,

And I had to choose you or the TBK task force.

And I have a couple tricks up my sleeve.

And I hope you do too.

And I hope you'll go with me.

And I just have to say, this isn't about what you're putting down right now.

And I knew it.

And I knew true happiness.

And I know it's not Polly, but is it

And I know the huge capacity for love

And I know there's some sort of cover up going on.

And I know this sucks right now,

And I know you've been through hell and back time and again.

And I leave for basic training in the morning.

And I need to be here right now for my mom and Polly.

And I needed every ounce of it to win over Hermione Gomez.

And I never really recovered from it.

And I only kill people who deserve it.

And I pray you do the right thing.

And I promise I'll pay you back one hundred percent.

And I promise you Cheryl is nothing like her family.

And I promise you she's gonna know it too, but...

And I reached out to sheriff's offices

And I really don't want my parents or my friends reading that.

And I really wish you hadn't watched this tape.

And I saw myself in her.

And I sold La Bonne Nuitto Toni Topaz years ago.

And I splurged and got us two business class seats.

And I spoke to the old fire chief

And I talked to her mom who said that you really helped her.

And I think I know what it's about.

And I think I know who to call.

And I think that mission I led was shady.

And I think we should go for it.

And I think, that's more than

And I told them that she's somewhere beautiful and close by.

And I understand if you don't want to record this song,

And I wanna say that it came from your mines.

And I want you to be honest.

And I wanted to give it back to you.

And I was in a dark hole,

And I was so angry that I...

And I was still drinking, heavily, heavily.

And I was thinking maybe we can use Pearls and Posh as a cover.

And I wasn't invited?

And I went to Fox Forest... to be alone.

And I will bathe in the blood of your sons and daughters.

And I will track down a dolly.

And I won't desert you again.

And I won't indulge it.

And I would never dream of doing such a thing to you, Pet.

And I wouldn't stop for a long, long time.

And I, Katy Keene, will be fighting fire with fire.

And I, uh...

And I...

And I'd rather not leave a paper trail.

And I'll be here if you need anybody to talk to

And I'll be in New York every other weekend.

And I'll be the first volunteer following in my Grandpa Ardy's footsteps.

And I'll be there to back you up.

And I'll cauterize the wounds.

And I'll come find you, wherever you are

And I'll cover the rest with my retirement money.

And I'll explain everything.

And I'll focus on Iowa.

And I'll give you a beat down like you've never had.

And I'll have my diploma by the end of June.

And I'll hold down the fort here.

And I'll keep you out of it, Eric, I swear.

And I'll tell them everything.

And I'll throw in a glamourge egg as a closing bonus.

And I'm asking you to do the same.

And I'm covering the whole damn county by myself.

And I'm doing what I'm doing for you and Mom.

And I'm gonna be busy anyway.

And I'm gonna call you, okay?

And I'm gonna live vicariously through you.

And I'm grateful to you all.

And I'm guessing Archie told Veronica,

And I'm happy to offer you a place to sleep.

And I'm hoping that these maple mushrooms

And I'm not applying to your school again.

And I'm not going to let you take over the Vixens for reasons of vanity

And I'm not mad at you.

And I'm not sure we've done enough to inspire the families

And I'm ready to talk, in exchange for a favor.

And I'm really hoping that you'll keep an open mind.

And I'm sorry.

And I'm standing next to Katie right now.

And I'm their favorite grandchild,

And I'm your boyfriend now?

And I've always romanticized singing diners.

And I've been in touch with a network of social workers

And I've got my painting to finish.

And if Daddy gets caught in my crosshairs,

And if I don't hear from you...

And if I'm being completely honest,

And if I'm right, it's about a town's collective trauma.

And if it brings in warm bodies, then great.

And if it isn't, we'll start building a case against him.

And if not?

And if someone goes missing, then...

And if that means you have to to crawl into the mud to do it, then so be it.

And if there is some higher power,

And if this isn't a cry for help,

And if we can save it, we can give people at least

And if writing is going to stress you out,

And if you and Moose make each other happy, then I'm happy, too.

And if you did make it out of Riverdale,

And if you do force me to take the stand,

And if you don't agree to those terms,

And if you like it, maybe you could give it to your agent.

And if you like it...

And if you want, maybe we can still try and make this work.

And if you're thinking of yelling for help,

And if you're truly experiencing

And in my crew,

And in Satan's name, I curse you.

And in second chances,

And in the meantime, I'll order of flock of canaries,

And in time,

And in turn, you protected my business.

And invest it in something meaningful.

And invest with us here at Pearls and Posh?

And invest with us?

And isn't it weird that the Auteur left us a sign

And it all worked out, didn't it?

And it could have been much, much worse.

And it happened so slowly

And it has been my destiny to wear that prom crown since birth.

And it might make us feel better.

And it sounds to me like

And it was just a beautiful autumn night.

And it was like...

And it was my portrait.

And it was the right choice.

And it wasn't a match.

And it will grant me power over both.

And it'll give me more time to find you a permanent safe and loving home.

And it's because of your boss that I'm the only person

And it's dangerous and it's reckless.

And it's exactly what Britta needs right now.

And it's gonna be a movie,

And it's my fault Polly's dead.

And it's not fair

And it's not going to be easy.

And it's not going to get any lighter unless you share the burden, so...

And it's not gonna be long...

And it's not like we can go to my house

And it's not right that some of our parents

And it's okay if we keep this to ourselves.

And it's something that I've got to do now,

And it's sort of been my MO lately.

And it's written here that this was taken

And it's yielding next to nothing.

And Jellybean probably still has that fake blood left over from Halloween.

And Jim knew what he was fighting for.

And judge your sister. Or me, for that matter.

And Jug, you always said,

And Jughead and I haven't dated for seven years, so...

And just in time, too.

And just to be clear,

And keep your checkbook handy.

And keeping them safe.

And kill is building up inside of them.

And killers of women do not have rights.

And knock some heads.

And lastly,

And lastly...

And led your platoon directly into an ambush.

And legacy.

And Lerman Marshall Logan.

And let me guess, their kids will go to SoDale High.

And let me tell you, YA is hot, which means moolah.

And let the invisible hand guide my brush.

And let their great labors lead to even greater riches.

And like Kev said, no one gets killed.

And made the most disturbing yet fascinating discovery.

And make sure I don't get into any trouble while I'm under.

And make your peace with it.

And making it a night that we'll never forget.

And maybe even recruit some new ones.

And maybe help get some more people in the stands.

And maybe, maybe we can help each other stay sane.

And Melody Valentine.

And might I add that Pearls and Posh is honored

And mighty Thornhill once upon a time.

And Miss Antoinette Topaz.

And more importantly, you should want this for yourself.

And more inclusive than ever.

And move on with her life. So, it seemed like the right thing to do at the time.

And my friends don't know

And my mom's gonna talk to the parole board about how he helped us.

And my opal.

And my other friend, Alexandra Cabot,

And my Uncle Frank.

And needs my help.

And never darken the halls of Thornhill again.

And no dumbass, freaky deeky Ghoulie can take that away from us.

And no firemen to battle the fires.

And no intention of taking one.

And no matter what I say, you're not going to stop.

And no one would believe that the she wolf of Wall Street

And no one would believe that the she wolf of Wall Street

And no one...

And no Palladium?

And none of us, it seemed, were thriving.

And not even a nibble.

And not Hermosa. She feels betrayed by him, too.

And not just our ancestral mansion, Thornhill,

And not just Pop's,

And not only is the fire department gone,

And not to worry. I've got some serious backup.

And now Cheryl has twisted it into something profane.

And now he's missing.

And now he's offering a reward for bringing them back?

And now he's trying to turn it into some kind of heroic event.

And now I see plainly my devil, Mother, is you.

And now I'm back in Riverdale to work on this new album.

And now it is up to us

And now Taylor's walking away with honors.

And now that I'm free,

And now they had Raymond.

And now we've passed them on, the curse shall be upon them.

And now you expect me to wear some hideous blue hue at graduation?

And now you expect us to go through a...

And now you want me to forget about it and move on?

And now you want me to go find some rock for you?

And now you're asking for our help?

And now your prime suspect tests positive for Blossom DNA.

And now, as our seniors prepare for their own graduation,

And now, for the main event.

And now, here we are,

And now, I'd like to introduce

And now, my nana is begging me not to go to prom with you.

And now, uh... Now we're moving you out.

And now, we want our share.

And of course, if it means your movie's gonna get made,

And on this business that means everything.

And once all of this is behind us,

And once people read my book, everyone's going to see that.

And once the simple voyeur footage wasn't making enough of an impact,