The Big Bang Theory (2007) - Season 10 Edit

A big hug!

A cute pink smudge wearing a childish green smudge.

A focus group to find out what's wrong with me.

A girlfriend who lived with me and my good friend Raj right across the hall.

A ha! You are upset.

A little distance might be nice.

A little tip, jokes are often better

A little, until I saw them in matching tops, so...

A little.

A lot of lectures?

A lot of people don't put their face in the water on the first day.

A machine that reads emotions is intriguing.

A small human wreaks havoc

A stranger just lured Sheldon away with a candy bar

A toast, thank you all for your support

A trip to a historic railway

A visible rib cage.

Abandon all ground rules in the name of science,

About how Haiti and Liechtenstein discovered they had the same flag

About the beauty mark on her shoulder.

About your relationship with Sheldon.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely. I just want you to be happy,

Actually, don't tell me. I wanna be surprised.

Actually, he warned me.

Actually, I want to hear about you.

Actually, I was going to suggest me.

Actually, I'm not crazy about a lot of it.

Actually, I'm not new to this. I was engaged to a Scientologist.

Actually, if I can... I could just check one more thing...

Actually, it got me thinking that I shouldn't flaunt my money to find love.

Actually, never mind, don't answer.

Actually, we got in a pretty nasty fight.

Actually, we met online.

After I broke up with Raj, I met Gary who's just amazing.

Again.

Ah, breakfast, yes, lunch, no.

Ah, I gave her an Imodium. That's tomorrow's problem.

Ah, I'm back. You've got me for eight minutes.

Ah, well, then I can actually feel the moisture going into my skin.

Ah! You're interested, you're out 10 bucks!

All my life I thought Uncle Sam

All right then, let's go to the bedroom,

All right, Bert, you're tying up the line.

All right, either blow your nose or teach it to play Camptown Races.

All right, got Halley to sleep.

All right, hang on, we can figure this out.

All right, how did you guys meet?

All right, how much exactly does he pay for?

All right, how much exactly does he pay for?

All right, just toss it up and catch it a few times, get comfortable with it.

All right, let me start again. Uh, you and Amy...

All right, let's start right now.

All right, so we'll ask him to come back.

All right, so you know.

All right, then we agree, he's not making any moves,

All right, this is everything.

All right, this is making me crazy. Somebody's got to go over there.

All right, very funny.

All right, we have our next caller.

All right, we're about to go live.

All right, well to sum up, focus on science,

All right, well, have fun.

All right, well, that doesn't prove anything.

All right, well, we'll just pretend that you didn't catch a cold watching Frozen.

All right, what do you think is happening?

All right, you know what you need? A night away from all of this.

All right.

All right.

All right. Can you please just go and we'll talk about this tomorrow?

All right. Go ahead.

All right. Um, I came up with an elegant solution

All right. You guys ready to get crazy?

All she's got to do is tip it over and point it at her fries!

All that and he's shorter than me.

All we need to do is plot out

Almost 200.

Along with the slight concavity of the mirror

Also, you know, you were incredibly vain,

AltaVista,

Although thanks to your high fibre breakfast,

Although,

Although, a rule about him texting me from in there might help with the romance.

Although, as I'm saying it I may need to add Dr. Fink in here.

Although, I would enjoy drawing up a budget

Although, I'm not sure how I feel about being used as a guinea pig.

Although, if anyone's gonna clean out your apartment and disappear, it'd be Penny.

Although, unlike your date, she actually showed up.

Am I still a good friend if I wait and hope

Am I? Yesterday I had an Air Force project,

Amy and I are living together in sin, like a couple of New Yorkers.

Amy and Sheldon were just telling us about their trip to Texas.

Amy is free.

Amy is studying the time lag between intent and awareness,

Amy put alcohol on it...

Amy rubbing Vick's on my chest.

Amy, do us a favour, please drive.

Amy, get up. It's time to go to work.

Amy, look, I'm on a unicycle!

Amy, quick, lock the door!

Amy? Amy. Amy.

Amy. Amy. Amy.

Amy's already taken me out of my package and played with me.

Amy's already taken me out of my package and played with me.

Amy's got some news.

Amy's only gone for a few months.

And a lunch lady in the cafeteria.

And also a little sad.

And Ask Jeeves. You?

And before our next drive to Comic Con, I need the name of that juice.

And before you start, I am not interested in you arranging a marriage for me.

And being able to watch Ellen every day.

And bless the hands that prepared it. Amen.

And didn't bother to ask me first.

And don't get discouraged if the phone lines are jammed, just keep trying

And don't start thinking about it now!

And don't you slam that door.

And engage in frenzied lovemaking.

And feel free to honk during the boring parts.

And figure out something in the morning.

And five minutes later,

And following a celebrity into a bathroom.

And for a good time, call Bert.

And for the nourishment of our bodies

And for the world's tallest second grader, apple juice.

And for your information,

And forcing Raj to adhere to it without an ounce of compassion.

And get to the part where you tell me the answer?

And guess who else called in sick.

And guess who gets to drive me?

And hate all the crowds at the panels.

And he kept trying to force me into uncomfortable situations.

And he offered me their spare bedroom.

And he was trying to get away.

And he's a world class mama's boy.

And he's asking if anyone knows of a cheap place to live.

And he's interested in your work.

And he's not gonna wanna come over if I'm there.

And Heisenberg says, 'Darn it, now I don't know where I am.'

And her hands were like two frozen chunks of tundra.

And here we are.

And I came across an area of research called 'super ageing.'

And I can also free up extra hours with simple tricks,

And I don't know how Sheldon's gonna feel about that.

And I don't need to bring you,

And I don't understand why you're taking her side.

And I get to operate an actual locomotive.

And I guess I broke up with you because you were just really needy.

And I hate you for bringing me here.

And I just want to say shame on all of you.

And I know a boy who just earned a slurp of soup.

And I know I said the same thing after the massage chair,

And I need to update my resume to include swimming as a special skill.

And I never imagined a woman getting aboard any of them.

And I never wanna do that to you because...

And I realized that applies to the measurement problem in quantum mechanics.

And I realized, if we connect it to the measurement problem in quantum mechanics,

And I said, 'You can call that a beauty mark all you want.'

And I say, 'Have you seen the size of the bugs outside? We're already there!'

And I think we can make the device between eight and 10% smaller.

And I thought the milk smelled a little funky,

And I was delighted to learn that their chief agricultural product is sod.

And I was hoping I could go with the guys

And I was wondering if you had any tricks to get her to sleep.

And I with you.

And I would say,

And I'd like to think Howie wouldn't take a job I was uncomfortable with.

And I'm a dork for juggling.

And I'm Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler.

And I'm Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler.

And I'm glad he's making changes to improve it.

And I'm proud of you for reasons I'm sure have something to do with my father.

And I'm sure I'll check in with her before I go to sleep.

And if he's figuring out my Christmas bonus, we could buy a boat.

And if I have to watch him squeeze into an Ewok costume, so be it.

And if I leave the curtains open, I can watch it from work.

And if I'm screwing it up, I don't have to go.

And if it wasn't for friends like you...

And if make up is so truthful, why is it called 'concealer'?

And if my heart stops, just let me go.

And if they have any of those tiny bottles of shampoo?

And if you didn't knock, how about some manners?

And if you don't like that machine, get rid of it.

And if you see any actors from Game of Thrones in first class?

And in the event of redness and swelling, Dr. Fink.

And in the laundry room, there's a mountain of dirty laundry.

And instead of standing around watching,

And instead, you tickle my intellectual fancy.

And it represents subjects that we only share with each other,

And it sounds like you could use a little more honesty in your relationship.

And it was kind of our thing,

And it's brought up a lot of negative feelings for me.

And it's fine, I'll just... I'll suck it up.

And it's hard, isn't it?

And it's just the way you like it.

And it's not like we have a lot to talk about.

And just dive into something new.

And just remember, I'm proud of you and I support you in all that you do.

And just so you know,

And just so you know, it's only temporary, I'm not gonna get too comfortable.

And know you're there is a great comfort to me.

And Leonard and Penny were arguing...

And Leonard loves you so much, he married you twice.

And let's just say, 'Hello.'

And living with my friends and somebody else should probably talk now.

And maybe a little turned on about how selfless I'm being.

And mind you, when we say, 'Behind the flags,'

And move yourself across the room in a harness?

And my car gets, like, seven miles a gallon, so I felt bad.

And my mate thinks I'm incapable of running my own life.

And no, the irony is not lost on me.

And now I understand that some things are just between you and me,

And now that I'm moving out, your old room is empty,

And now the movie just got rated R.

And now we're going to turn it over to you, the viewers,

And now your daughter is going to as well.

And now, I just wonder what's for lunch.

And now, someone else is going to be living in it.

And pat her on her second most erogenous ball and socket joint?

And please know that we could not have done it without you.

And put it in your sleeping bag, it helps keep you warm.

And regarding your gift, you said, 'Surprise me,' and boy, did I.

And reward our successes with a small treat.

And see if that gets her back.

And she brought me this duty free Toblerone.

And she says yes, then we know she's not into Sheldon.

And she's having the time of her life.

And somehow leaving me out of the conversation!

And sorry about the suitcase.

And stare at a baby that isn't his?

And stealing joy from their lives?

And still making inappropriate comments about the mother of your child.

And Stuart living with Howard and Bernadette,

And suddenly you're the bad guy.

And tell the kinds of jokes only physicists get.

And tell them if they fill it out they might win a prize.

And that 'the best thing to do is reassure them

And that day care is great.

And that did it.

And that someone else is not me,

And that there ends the tale of why I no longer say, 'God bless you.'

And that's exactly what I did.

And that's how you make effort look effortless.

And that's the same man who complains

And the best part is Halley won't remember a thing.

And the car ride puts her to sleep.

And the end result is they make each other sad?

And the policeman says, 'Did you know you were going 85 miles per hour?'

And the way birds look at me does not mean I'm sensitive!

And their Sherpas.

And then because I love you, you're dessert.

And then five years later, bingo bango, something happened!

And then I added, 'Recent $625,000 MacArthur Grant winner,'

And then I couldn't.

And then I gave up my money, and now I'm alone

And then I generated flow vortices...

And then she goes to the bathroom and I know she is.

And then you would say, 'if you must invoke an imaginary deity,'

And then you would say, 'Touch?,'

And then you're gonna blame me for making you stay.

And then, I find out that she watched two episodes without me.

And then, lastly, do you have any little soup crackers?

And there is the love of which I speak.

And there they go.

And there's this cool button that makes an entire wall go up and down.

And things don't work out with me and Bernadette,

And this guy gets to have a great time.

And those who ask them can be told so right to their stupid face.

And to be honest, I'm not the biggest fan of your meatloaf.

And took our prototype and all of our research and didn't even tell us?

And try to notice the flavours, the tannins, the textures.

And two plucky nations...

And warm on my back.

And was wondering if you had any chores I could do.

And we can't do it without you.

And we don't sell drugs, just menus.

And we lived happily ever after.

And we want you to come back and stay with us.

And we'll see if the machine can identify them accurately.

And we're no further along than when we were dating.

And we've always been fine.

And welcome to a special retrospective,

And what do I do? I choose my career over my child!

And what does that have to do with flags?

And what special circumstances are those?

And when I'm hungry, uh, lentil soup.

And where are you?

And where Leonard got his PhD, so it may have gone downhill.

And where Leonard got his PhD, so it may have gone downhill.

And with all these new skills, you'd be able to fix any model train.

And with whom they can be discussed.

And without it, you're forced to confront

And working for an ex boyfriend isn't very smart.

And yes, I'm happy to keep Sheldon company.

And yet you bore his child, neato.

And you 'Red headed Emily Junior.'

And you did take my flower.

And you just got caught in the middle of it.

And you just... You must be humiliated.

And you know how I feel about people who aren't me.

And you know what I got for my efforts?

And you live here for free.

And you make great money and you haven't slept with any of your co workers.

And you said that was the best rose you'd ever had?

And you think we can get those guys to reprogram Sheldon? Cool.

And you weren't there to correct my grammar.

And you're ruining it with your delight and relief.

And you're ruining it with your delight and relief.

And you're worried that turkey neck is in your future.

And Zack's engaged, Leonard has no reason to feel threatened.

And, hey, just to be clear, a train engineer.

And, just let inertia take care of the rest.

And, Oh, I had lunch with Dr. Nowitzki.

And, over here, you should consider the possibility

And, you know, grow as a person.

And?

And...

Angular momentum, potential energy and kinetic energy.

Any time.

Anything to drink?

Anyway, I figured I can hang out with my friends and have fun, too.

Anyway, I know it's silly,

Anyway, I trust that you've resolved your conflict?

Anyway, I'm sorry for everything.

Anyway, Sheldon, we're at a decision point to run the xenon stream

Anyway, thanks again.

Anyway, uh, as I was saying,

Anyway, we also have some exciting news to share.

Anyway...

Apparently, I'm overly fixated on premium Swiss chocolate bars.

Are these all from Peter Higgs?

Are you asking because you want me there or out of pity?

Are you calling me a quitter?

Are you done yet? You're missing some great stuff out here.

Are you gonna be naked for your massage?

Are you gonna laugh at the answer?

Are you implementing phase two?

Are you kidding me?

Are you listening to this? They deceive each other about everything.

Are you okay?

Are you really worried about revealing secrets to Stephen Hawking?

Are you seeking a romantic relationship with me?

Are you serious?

Are you sure you should be going there?

Are you sure, 'cause I'm feeling a twinge.

Are you sure?

Are you sure? We're celebrating our new ADD drug.

Are you trying to get the guidance system even smaller?

Are you trying to get the guidance system even smaller?

Are you worried it might affect our relationship?

Aren't you gonna look at the board to see how right we are?

Aren't you gonna say anything?

As a cooling solution, it's pretty cool.

As far as we know, all that happened is two scientists had lunch.

As long as it's not a urinary tract infection,

As much as I appreciate this, I can't accept it.

As we like to say, 'It's off the chain mail.'

As you know, the primary focus

Ask him.

At first I thought she was cranky because of her horrific menstrual cramps,

At least Hailey's not

At least it's quiet when he takes bathroom breaks.

At least someone had the courage to say it.

At our age, why don't we call it man's night?

At the hands of those teenagers.

At the lab.

Aw, he has a job. How bad can it be?

Aw, I'm sure that's not true.

Aw, man, did you see this post from Raj?

Aw, man.

Aw, that's gonna make me cry.

Aw. That's so weird.

Aw... That used to work with Sheldon.

Babies are cute, but they're dumb.

Based on the glowing reception of our recent Behind the Flags Retrospective,

Basically, she traded you for a Bruce Wayne.

Be intellectually stimulated.

Because 'in the near future' is three more words than 'soon.'

Because he only has eyes for you.

Because I already told her we were.

Because I am

Because I didn't wanna sound like a jerk.

Because I know you're uncomfortable with the non specificity of meatloaf.

Because I love you exactly the way you are.

Because I never went through a rebellious phase so, I got an earring...

Because I work twice as hard as she does.

Because I'd been foolishly telling people about certain personal matters.

Because I'm mad at you.

Because my building's a lot nicer than this dump.

Because she doesn't actually want to go, she's just doing it to make him happy.

Because that's not what people do.

Because that's what I want, too.

Because that's what you do when you see someone you know in a public place.

Because we just spent our allowance on comic books.

Because you don't want her to go to Comic Con!

Before she talked about it, I just thought that was a race.

Before we field test, I think...

Bernadette, you are doing a good job.

Bernie, can I outsource my chores to an Indian guy?

Bert has a room for rent.

Bert, I insist that you join us.

Bert, Rebecca, I'd like to apologize for my insensitive comment earlier.

Bert, you're a good guy, you deserve a woman

Bert's money might run out, but I can beg until the end of time.

Besides spreading rumours that the other contestants were pregnant.

Besides, Princeton is in New Jersey,

Besides, you have no idea what you're doing with this stuff.

Better luck next time, pink cheeks.

Better than ever.

Better than I feel in their steam shower? I don't think so.

Better?

Between me saying that and you googling what it means, so I'll wait.

Beverly believes I unconsciously consider my old room an escape hatch.

Beverly pointed out that I'm experiencing insecurities in my relationship with Amy,

Beverly, you know I hold you in high esteem,

Bigger problems. I felt something pop.

Biology and physics coming together?

Boy teenagers.

Boy, I'm just playing tennis against the d****s here.

Boy, if good ideas came out of your brain the way mucus comes out of your nose,

Boy, that floor is so squeaky.

Boy, when you take an interest in people you really uncork a geyser of nonsense.

BOY, You're good.

BRB. You know, that's short for 'Be right back.'

Bring it in

Busy like I'll be with the baby if you go to San Diego?

But according to their horas of operacion, they're open.

But all you did was complain when he did that.

But Amy says I'm tired and have to go to bed.

But before you say anything,

But Bernadette makes more money than Howard.

But clearly, your old room represents an escape hatch,

But don't you think it might be a little weird

But given your special circumstances, I'm very happy for you.

But he was just trying to see the Rose Parade.

But he's a geologist, and I have more physics jokes.

But I also upset Sheldon,

But I also want you to be smart.

But I can use the downstairs bathroom, right?

But I didn't say 'in the near future'

But I didn't say anything 'cause you're so sensitive!

But I didn't.

But I just kinda felt like I was being a weird third wheel.

But I need to earn enough money so I can go to Comic Con.

But I still have a colon full of yesterday's meals to keep me company.

But I still love you very much, so don't cut me out of the will.

But I think staying with Leonard and Penny makes more sense for everyone.

But I thought we were best friends!

But I told myself, 'It's just a big bathtub.'

But I was wrong.

But I'll be waiting right here tonight when you get home.

But I'm glad we're past that.

But I'm having a really tough time about going back to work.

But I'm thinking of switching to elevator repair lessons.

But I've never missed a Comic Con with you guys.

But if anybody drops out, you are at the top of the list.

But if Penny dumps me, you're all I got.

But if you really want to learn the mechanical side,

But instead I'm going to keep it to myself.

But instead of Satan, it's... Actually, it's the same thing.

But isn't that exactly what we were supposed to stop from happening?

But it is a wonderful opportunity and you need to take it.

But it turns out I was being offensive.

But it turns out no, she was genuinely mortified.

But it'll make you miserable, which will make me miserable, and...

But it's starting to make me uncomfortable.

But keep in mind, I felt extremely important.

But left that part out.

But maybe now's the time.

But mostly glad you don't have to be us.

But no toy or teacup.

But now you're thinking about it and it bothers you. I get that.

But one that's tailored to us, okay? We don't need a bathroom schedule.

But Raj is from India, well, which means

But Ramona seems to have a romantic interest in you.

But see this space here, between Sheldon's feet and my head?

But she also tipped him a dollar for a job well done.

But she said a lot!

But since Raj moved in, I've been feeling a little left out.

But staying here with you guys has really helped take my mind off of it.

But that machine just made it so real.

But that really rides the line between sucking and eating.

But that was just 'cause there was a spider on his pillow

But that's just poodle politics.

But the problem with the bunkhouse is it's not a caboose.

But then I realized, it's like the chemistry set I had as a kid.

But this is my first girls' night, and you're kind of bumming everybody out.

But this Nowitzki broad needs to disappear.

But this one posts video of himself flossing on Instagram.

But this time I mean it.

But understanding how other people are feeling,

But until we know for sure, how can I feel better?

But we did find your underwear in a pot on the stove.

But we've already met the agreed upon specs.

But we've already met the agreed upon specs.

But whatever we choose, if we're not happy,

But when I was studying that railway guide,

But when we show this nonsense to Sheldon,

But when you're insecure,

But whenever you're between projects you tend to get a little insecure.

But with our apartment switch, it's unclear whether it's yours or mine.

But with Raj moving in there, I'm feeling a bit replaced.

But you charged me hundreds for this stuff!

But you could have talked to me about it before you said it was okay.

But you don't live here anymore, so it's basically my girls' night?

But you know, when it connects to physics,

But you made me sit on the stairs and think about what I did...

But you made the garage sound so fun.

But you put them together and... Bleh!

But you said you were working with me.

But you'd have plenty of space for your furniture,

But, actually, our friendship group is at capacity

But, boy, it is funny to think about.

But, of the two of us, you're clearly more sofa sized.

But, physicist, baker, lover, what can't I do?

But, the movie did just get good.

But, theoretically,

But, uh, Raj figured out that if you pee in a bottle

But, you are, aren't you?

By being my girlfriend she's saying, you're a weirdo, too.

By Raj moving into my old room.

By the way, if anyone asks,

By the way, your name can go first.

By your third birthday, you had memorized over a thousand different kinds of trains.

By yourself?

Bye, Cinnamon, be a good girl.

Bye, cutie. I'm gonna miss you

Bye, Sheldon.

Bye.

Call if there's any problems.

Call me, don't call Howard.

Came here to apologize.

Can hold his breath longer than the disk can spin.

Can I get anyone anything at all?

Can I get my stuff? Sounds like it's gonna be a while.

Can I hear one?

Can I just say something?

Can I just squeeze in here?

Can I just stay in the garage?

Can I pee now?

Can we please stop talking about poodles?

Can we skip the part where you pretend not to know the answer,

Can we storm out?

Can you believe my mother thinks we're both strange?

Can you even eat those things?

Can you fix it for us?

Can you not tell Howard?

Can you read them back?

Can you stop breathing so loud? I can hear your nose whistling.

Can't a guy hang out at a college he doesn't go to

Can't a man just be happy to see his woman

Can't believe Bert has a girlfriend and I don't.

Careful, I saw this on Star Trek. Smoke's gonna come out of his ears soon

Careful. The sound of crying can make me lactate.

Carrying his samples in a briefcase instead of his colon.

Challenge them again.

Check back in with me in July.

Chicken. Birds mess with my hair, I come back hard.

Clickety clack and here we are.

Come on, be honest.

Come on, even you checked your email during the eulogy.

Come on, I spent an entire plane ride with you

Come on, Raj! It's like your favourite movie,

Come on, Sheldon, it's Comic Con!

Come on, Sheldon, maybe we should just eat at our place.

Come on, Sheldon, you can't turn your back on physics.

Come on, Sheldon.

Come on, Shelly. Tell me your news.

Come on, you know you're not leaving physics.

Come on. You've got so much to feel good about.

Comes from the Sanskrit phrase 'adho mukha shvanasana'.

Comic book artist,

Comic books aren't just for sad nerds anymore.

Comments from our Behind the Flags Retrospective.

Cool, cool. Yeah, yeah, hold on one second.

Cool. I'll check with Sara.

Could be sharpening our cognitive processes.

Could you believe this guy?

Could you please put your dog on a leash?

Could you say that in English? I actually... I never learned Hindi.

Couldn't power a potato clock.

Damn it, he's good at that too.

Damn. I burped so hard I died in my game.

Dear, I would never come between you and Leonard.

Delighted that you showed any interest in my family at all.

Delighted?

Delta T could equal alpha subzero.

Details of physical intimacy, bathroom habits...

Developed a device that helps people read human emotions.

Did I say something wrong?

Did I? Are you going to teach me a lesson?

Did it have a metal toilet next to the bed?

Did try nailing a couple of the boards down.

Did you at least have a good flight down there?

Did you have anything to eat?

Did you know I figured out

Did you know Raj moved out last night?

Did you say you guys are working on the guidance system tomorrow?

Did you tell her I tried her breast pump?

Didn't ask.

Didn't think you could turn the theme from Walking Dead into a lullaby.

Dig deep! Like when they bet you couldn't fit into Howard's pants!

Dinner's almost ready.

Do boys have flowers?

Do not adjust the dosage, you nailed it.

Do not touch that phone.

Do we have to?

Do you actually pay for that haircut?

Do you agree with that?

Do you happen to recollect if I left a notebook

Do you have a bodyguard to keep spies away?

Do you have time? Leonard says you're very busy these days.

Do you know, I've corresponded with Peter Higgs.

Do you need anything else?

Do you need help getting out?

Do you see the way she's looking at him?

Do you think it's possible you might enjoy being on your own for a little while?

Do you think living with Amy has somehow stirred up Sheldon's sexual appetite?

Do you think she's as honest with you?

Do you want to play Jenga? Or Ticket to Ride?

Does his laundry or practices drums in my dining room.

Does it really need to say that?

Does not mean that Penny and I are afraid to be alone.

Does this mean you're okay with me going?

Does this place look familiar?

Doesn't automatically mean that I'm spoiled.

Doesn't like games, that's one.

Doesn't that say something troubling about us?

Doing all their dumb girly stuff together.

Doing amazing.

Doing it right now.

Don't be that way.

Don't beat yourself up. That's what I'm here for.

Don't do that in socks. I almost broke my neck.

Don't do that, we'll make up the couch for you,

Don't do that.

Don't google that unless you want to see pictures of people's genitals.

Don't listen to her, she's been in a box for like, 25 years.

Don't listen to them.

Don't look at me like that, I tried!

Don't make me cry, either.

Don't make me laugh.

Don't post that, be supportive.

Don't worry about Halley. Uncle Stuart's on the job.

Don't worry about it, it's fine.

Don't worry about it.

Don't worry, everything's fine.

Don't worry, I'm a grown man. I have a thick skin.

Don't worry, Jerry won't be fooled by that type of behaviour.

Don't worry, we won't be doing much sleeping, anyway.

Don't you even feel a little bad sponging off your friends?

Don't you have any friends he can date?

Don't you maniacs own a calendar?

Don't you think it'd be healthier if you had your own apartment, grown man?

Don't you wanna get dressed first?

Doubtfire, Poppins, follow me.

Down here.

Dr. Cooper, over here!

Drag out our mattress and put it over here.

Dude, come on.

Easy peasy, mac and... You get the idea.

Educational pedigree, scientific field, intellectual prowess and mamas.

Einstein replies, 'But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously.'

Even at the risk of being humiliated. And I, for one, think that's very brave.

Every hotel is booked.

Everybody warned me.

Everyone on their a game! Good energy!

Everyone, this is Rebecca.

Everyone's a better mom than me.

Ew.

Excellent. Excellent.

Except he's real so people can see him.

Excited, itchy? Give me the first letter.

Excuse me a moment.

Excuse me, I have a girlfriend. I'm already king of the train store.

Excuse me, may I have your attention, please.

Excuse me, they took out my spleen and gallbladder, not my feelings

Excuse me.

Falls off the wall and crushes us both.

Feel free to jump in. 'Hmm' is all I got.

Feynman says, 'It appears we're inside a joke

Feynman, Einstein and Schrodinger walk into a bar.

Finally get Halley down?

Find the biggest baby and knock 'em out

Fine with me.

Fine, hundreds.

Fine, I'll just give them the finger.

Fine, what should we do?

Fine, you invited your drug dealer brother to stay with us for God knows how long,

Fine.

Fine.

Fine. Candy bars.

Fine. Fine, you want me to blow my nose? Here, I'll blow it.

Fine. Lately, I kind of feel like you've been taking me for granted.

Fine. Look, I'll exercise right now.

Fine. Look, I'll exercise right now.

Fine. Two years ago...

Fire away.

First of all, that's not what she sounds like.

First thing tomorrow morning, we're back at it.

First thing you can do is put price tags on these.

First time you told me you loved me was in that room.

Five of whom are married and self sufficient,

Flags

For every action, you have a gigantic and annoying reaction.

For Howie's occupation, should I include that he was an astronaut?

For information and entertainment

For me, too.

For several minutes have shown elevated markers of a protein

For the last time, I am not having a tickle fight with you.

For the last time, no Hulk, no Batman, no life size statues.

For the last year and toss us aside?

For the tenth time, my mittens were slippery!

For two years and the FDA shut down your project?

Forgot the baby. Still new to this.

Four is more than one. Saving time already.

Four thousand dollars, worth every penny

From spending your money on foolish expenses.

Genius.

Gentlemen, I've got Amy up and running. Shall we get to work?

Gentlemen, the most interesting thing just happened with this spoon.

Gentlemen, we need to stop immediately.

Gentlemen, you may remember Dr. Nowitzki, she's back at Caltech for her postdoc.

Gentlemen.

Get him a space heater, maybe a hot plate.

Get in a little family time before you go back to work.

Get this, people are calling it, 'The longest one yet.'

Get your food.

Give us some good news.

Given that your hands prepared it, isn't that a little self serving?

Go ahead, have a tantrum, that'll prove me wrong.

Go ahead, make jokes.

Go ahead, throw my underwear out the window, same thing's gonna happen.

Go ahead. It's fine.

Go out to lunch instead of, you know, be lunch.

Go!

God, I love that little guy.

Going out with Raj

Going smaller would require weeks' worth of new computations.

Going smaller would require weeks' worth of new computations.

Good for you.

Good for you. On the cutting edge of new technology,

Good grief, she is such a stickler for citing sources, those were Amy's words.

Good job, Mommy.

Good Lord, I made you tea, just drink it.

Good Lord! Is that mistletoe?

Good luck. People have been saying that for 600 years.

Good night.

Good one.

Good question, let's see,

Good thinking.

Good to see you.

Good, good.

Good, nobody needs a mooch living in their house forever.

Got engaged, had a scary mole that turned out to be sharpie.

Got to get her hooked on TV, or someday she'll want me to play outside.

Gotta go. Morning.

GPS says we'll be at the railway in three hours.

Great news, the TV I want will fit in the gaming room,

Great news, the TV I want will fit in the gaming room,

Great, anybody's better than...

Great, go live there.

Great, now everybody's crying.

Great, so you want me to stay at a job I'm not happy at.

Great, tonight he wants to look at ladders at Home Depot.

Great.

Great.

Great.

Great. We found a cooling solution

Guess who's home from day care?

Guess who's home from the aquarium?

Guys, before this gets ugly, remember, the winner gets Sheldon.

Guys, focus. Should we do something about Nowitzki?

Guys, I'm not living in a garage.

Guys, it sounds like you're getting angry again.

Ha, I'm worth it.

Ha! I knew you weren't asleep.

Hadn't really thought about it.

Hailey's fine.

Halley, look at Mommy.

Hang on, Halley, we're busting you out of there!

Hang on.

Hang on.

Hang on. Hello?

Hang on. I can see every place you went.

Hang on. No offence to her father, but he's not an MIT trained engineer.

Hang up, we don't need help.

Happy kitty, sleepy kitty Purr, purr, purr

Has become water cooler gossip.

Has something changed?

Has to be four revolutions per second.

Have you decided what you're doing with his old room?

Have you ever tried to juggle?

Have you tried anything to fix it?

Have you tried letting go of the rope?

Have you? How am I feeling right now?

Having someone live with us is a sign of problems.

He also has a remarkable amount of credit card debt.

He asks about my day, takes an interest in my life.

He can, but it's still not changing my mind.

He didn't know it until he was cuffed, but yeah.

He does raise an interesting point.

He doesn't live at Walmart. But he still threw a tantrum

He doesn't really want Penny to go to Comic Con,

He doesn't, he just likes looking at them, bring a book.

He even took a picture with Pluto at Disneyland.

He even went with me to get a mammogram.

He got his feelings hurt, then he put underwear on his head...

He is an indoor cat.

He just made her laugh, something's wrong.

He pays for my car, my rent and my credit cards.

He pays for my car, my rent and my credit cards.

He really worked with the Drug Enforcement Agency?

He said the only way to really fix an old floor like that

He sounds like a sociopath.

He took the day off

He wasn't in a car, but okay.

He won't be mad at me.

He would get his own place.

He wouldn't stop following me around.

He'd be on the first train to New Jersey

He's always making an effort to do things with me he doesn't enjoy.

He's basically given up on me.

He's been in there a long time.

He's here to support me,

He's home studying the engineer's manual.

He's just doing it to make her happy

He's like my boyfriend in college

He's like the Swedish Chef Muppet.

He's losing his apartment, he's in debt, he's probably humiliated.

He's my brother, I didn't think I needed your permission.

He's no slouch at holding his breath.

He's not gonna make it!

He's not wrong.

He's really good with her.

He's right. And I'm sorry for the part I played in this.

He's still mad.

He's such a sweetie.

He's thin and sexy like a ******* greyhound.

He's upset with me. I should be the one who talks to him.

He's worried about looking foolish

Heads up. Both of you are named Emily,

Hearthstone? What would you be the happiest losing at?

Hello, Amy.

Hello, Amy. It's nice to see you.

Hello, Father, we need to talk.

Hello, Leonard.

Hello, Rajesh, how are things by you?

Hello, Sheldon, what a pleasant surprise. How are you?

Hello, you're on Fun with Flags.

Hello?

Hello? Anybody home?

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello. I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

Help, Cinnamon's loose in the building!

Her mind, her kindness, and especially her body.

Her name's Rebecca.

Here I am making an effort.

Here I was, waiting to be bored with biology,

Here you go.

Here, eat your toast.

Here. You're sad, so I made you tea.

Here's the hotel room we all share.

Hey

Hey

Hey

Hey

Hey, Bernadette, let's test this theory. What do you think I'm feeling right now?

Hey, buddy, you still looking for a place to live?

Hey, can I ask a favour? Would you mind taking Cinnamon for a walk?

Hey, can I ask you a question? You've been married for a while.

Hey, can you help me put some of the food out?

Hey, can you hold off redoing that room?

Hey, Comic Con tickets go on sale this Friday, you can't buy one.

Hey, did you eat yet?

Hey, do you remember when we went wine tasting in Santa Barbara

Hey, everybody, this is my friend, Dr. Nowitzki.

Hey, he got her to stop.

Hey, hey. I just found a farm where they let you chop down your own tree.

Hey, how's it going?

Hey, I came up with that and 'hmm.' You haven't pitched anything.

Hey, I didn't know you were at home. Where've you been?

Hey, I found superhero baby wipes.

Hey, I hope you don't mind, I used a little of your eye cream last night.

Hey, I was thinking maybe we take Halley to the zoo this weekend.

Hey, I was thinking, if you wanna do a couples costume,

Hey, I would never call Howard.

Hey, is that any way to talk to your future husband?

Hey, later, we'll check out the mini bar. I'll show you how Godzilla gets drunk.

Hey, Leonard, if you're happy and you know it,

Hey, Leonard, if you're not busy tomorrow,

Hey, look, I went to art college,

Hey, looks like I got stood up, so, I'm gonna head out.

Hey, now she's angry, too.

Hey, Olsen twins.

Hey, Raj, do you wanna go with me tomorrow?

Hey, Raj, I owe you an apology.

Hey, Sheldon, I found a great restaurant for date night.

Hey, Sheldon. Hey, Amy. It's Bert.

Hey, since when do you do laundry on a Thursday?

Hey, so, I've been thinking about it, and I wanna take the job.

Hey, sorry if last night was awkward.

Hey, that's no way to talk about your baby.

Hey, the circus arts are very physically and mentally demanding.

Hey, there's another dance club nearby.

Hey, uh, buddy, I got you a little present.

Hey, wait a second, wait.

Hey, we should all have dinner sometime.

Hey, we wrote the Kama Sutra.

Hey, what smells so good?

Hey, what's goin' on?

Hey, what's going on with you?

Hey, what's up?

Hey, where's your fiancee?

Hey, will you take a look at my brother's resume?

Hey, you brought your own lunch, good for you.

Hey, you guys let Stuart live with you, why not Raj, too?

Hey, you ready to g0?

Hey, you went out with him, I didn't.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! I shared my Honey Nut Cheerios with you.

Hey! Sheldon's back!

Hey! Wait up.

Hey. Can you hold on one sec? Hello?

Hey. Did you hear anything back from the Caltech preschool?

Hey. Howard, how's the Wi Fi in the garage?

Hey. I hate to break up the party,

Hey. I was being hypothetical, okay? I would never marry you.

Hey. Look at that. You got a Raj, we got a Stuart,

Hey. Pal, you wanna live here or not?

Hey. So, Howard, what's the bathroom situation gonna be?

Hey. What's it like sharing a bathroom with Penny?

Hey. You going somewhere?

Hey. You're home early.

Hi, Bernadette, remember me?

Hi! Welcome back! How was Texas?

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Penny, this circular is addressed to 'occupant,'

His mother warned me

Hmm? I did. It hasn't stopped.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Great. Then it'll be easier for you

Hmm. Guess it should be me.

Hmm. I'm not needed at both places at the same time.

Hmm. Let's see.

Hmm. What do you think the loss of your room represents?

Hmm. What do you think the loss of your room represents?

Hold on

Hold on, I'm trying to decide if I'm mad at you.

Hold on! Is it back pay or is it a gift?

Hold on.

Hold on.

Hold on. I see what's wrong here.

Home from work?

Honestly, I kind of thought by now we might have had some sort of...

Honestly, I'm surprised you two didn't wind up together.

Honestly, I've been better.

Honestly, I've been better.

Honestly, why are we saving for college?

Honestly? It's a little strange having dinner with your ex boyfriend,

Hop on the Ottoman.

Hopefully, he won't be too upset.

Hopefully, he won't be too upset.

How about after this we go see the exotic bird show?

How about I just give you one of these?

How about we all go out and do something together?

How about we compromise and go on the Small World ride at Disneyland?

How are things at home?

How are you settling in?

How bad is it?

How can she hate me? I make her food in my chest!

How can you think that?

How can you work on something for a year and they just take it?

How come he can say it and I can't?

How come Stuart can get her to stop crying, but I can't?

How could they turn it into a book store?

How could you lose that?

How dare you speak that way about my grammy and...

How did we get in the car?

How did you get from croissants to a unicycle?

How did you get him in the car?

How do you do it?

How do you feel about a mini fridge in my room?

How do you, uh... How do you turn that thing off?

How is she?

How is super ageing any different than like, doing crossword puzzles?

How is that a 'T'?

How long do you think he'll stay?

How should I know?

How thoughtful.

How was your girls' night?

How would we tell people? Like, print up announcements?

How would you feel if I contacted your mother behind your back?

How you doing?

How'd I get here?

How'd you even get that up the stairs?

How's Leonard? Is he still smart?

How's Sheldon doing with Amy gone?

How's the dog gonna go to the bathroom?

Howard Hughes saved his urine in milk bottles.

Howard is here to interpret for Emily and to take notes.

Howard said I could borrow it, Bernadette said forever.

Howard, flashback sounds.

Howard, get out.

Howard, I'm sorry if I'm being weird, but it has nothing to do with you.

Howard, I'm trying to make myself uncomfortable, not everyone else.

Howard, would you write that down?

Howard.

Howard.

Howard.

Howard's mother was around him all the time,

Howie, can you get that?

I already do.

I already set up Howard and Bernadette.

I also skipped a birthing class to see Zootopia, so back off.

I always knew I had trouble recognizing other people's emotions,

I am completely dependent on you.

I am fine.

I am her precious little boy,

I am so lucky to have you.

I am sorry you had to go through that.

I am!

I apologize for exceeding my allotted bathroom time.

I apologize it is so warm in here.

I appreciate it,

I appreciate the offer, but if things don't work out with you two,

I bet Jennifer gets a promotion out of this, which is so unfair,

I broke up with Rebecca.

I came to Los Angeles to be an actress and things didn't really work out.

I can actually feel the toxins being pulled out of my skin.

I can get us there in two.

I can hear your face talking, so we're even.

I can teach you anything you wanna know.

I can't believe I am about to say this. Um...

I can't believe Leonard would be so insecure.

I can't believe Penny is gonna get to go and I'm not.

I can't believe the Air Force would treat us like that.

I can't believe we have to ask Sheldon to come back and help us.

I can't believe what I'm hearing. This is deeply hurtful!

I can't believe you fit in the crib.

I can't believe you have to fill out a preschool application for an infant.

I can't believe you made fun of me all these years

I can't compete with that, bye.

I can't do it. They have a picture of me on file now.

I can't find it either. How can he not remember a day?

I can't Skype it to you.

I can't sleep.

I can't tell you that.

I can't tell you that.

I can't wait to meet her.

I can't wait to tell them.

I cannot believe Leonard mentioned the Toblerone,

I cannot thank you enough.

I could deduce by his facial expression and body language that he was sad.

I could explain the thermodynamics of why the cheese seems hotter than the crust

I could give Howard a vasectomy.

I could give you some free sessions.

I could have made her very happy.

I could take a bath in the sink.

I could use those fears to destroy them.

I dated lots of girls who weren't right for me.

I did do that. I can be insensitive to other people's boundaries.

I did have a cough drop,

I did this for free, let me get a little something.

I did. You know, I'm not even sure how accurate it was.

I didn't either, until I revamped my profile.

I didn't know what else to do. It worked.

I didn't know you could drink while you're breastfeeding.

I didn't think it would make me have all these feelings.

I didn't want to tell you,

I disagree. Penny is a strong, independent woman.

I do not need a break.

I do, ma'am. Thank you, ma'am.

I don't care if this thing's burning out my retinas,

I don't care if we're in a drought, it's worth it.

I don't even know if Sheldon thinks about marriage.

I don't even run there. I drive.

I don't hate you.

I don't have a loofah.

I don't have a problem with your driving.

I don't know a lot about women, but I know I upset them.

I don't know if you realize this,

I don't know the protocol.

I don't know what he's saying, but he's funny.

I don't know what it is, but one time I accidentally called her mom.

I don't know what they look like, but sure.

I don't know where we went wrong.

I don't know where your pants are,

I don't know who you talked to, but that wasn't my mother.

I don't know why I listened to you.

I don't know why you think you're going to Comic Con, you just had a baby.

I don't know, but if he yells, 'It's alive!' we run.

I don't know, I just think you're the kind of person

I don't know, maybe I shouldn't go.

I don't know, maybe?

I don't know, Sheldon's so vulnerable right now.

I don't know, this is all starting to feel like a sad attempt to recapture our youth.

I don't know, we shouldn't worry her if it's nothing.

I don't know, you pretty much covered it.

I don't know, yours looks like he has worms.

I don't know!

I don't know.

I don't know. Check your body for tattoos?

I don't know. She didn't even give me a reason.

I don't know. We came home from work and we found you.

I don't know. What difference does it make?

I don't know... Why are you asking all these questions?

I don't like it after sex, and I don't like it now.

I don't like trains, you like trains.

I don't like when you imitate me.

I don't need an emotion machine, I am one!

I don't need your help deciding when we need help.

I don't see the big deal if my brother comes and stays for a while.

I don't see why this has to be so complicated.

I don't see why your divorce should be any different.

I don't think I can go back to theory.

I don't think I could pick his knees out of a line up.

I don't think I'm the problem.

I don't think plain oatmeal was the point of that story.

I don't think she was impressed.

I don't think that's what she's saying.

I don't understand how that turns into the worst fight of your life.

I don't understand what's wrong with socks.

I don't wanna go home.

I don't wanna say because I don't know how much it is.

I don't wanna take my shirt off at Comic Con!

I don't wanna talk about it.

I don't want to be talking when the orchestra plays us off.

I don't want to say.

I don't want to sound like a jealous baby.

I don't want to wait two days for us to work this out.

I don't, but I can.

I doubt it, I met her on G Harmony.

I drive you to work every day, my brain must look like the Hulk.

I enjoy spending time with you.

I even said 'off the chain mail!' And she still wants to go.

I feel bad for Bert.

I feel so betrayed.

I feel terrible.

I feel the same way about you.

I felt the same way about the platypus.

I figured out a solution for our navigation system

I finally got Halley to sleep.

I forgot to give her the message.

I found a lot of someones.

I found it right next to these kisses.

I get it, I haven't even made it to my office yet.

I get that, okay?

I get to learn things like hand signals.

I get to take a test based on 125 page manual.

I get to write a contract?

I go like this, she thinks I'm gone. Then magically I'm back.

I got a call that Bernie's Great Aunt Trixie died.

I got a lot of menu jokes, but that's my favourite.

I got it.

I got my driver's license.

I got the blues. My baby done left me.

I got to wondering what cool hobbies you had as a kid.

I gotta admit,

I guess I just love love.

I guess I just need to face it, I'm no longer a wunderkind.

I guess we could wait till we have more information

I guess.

I guess.

I guess. And he'll have you and Leonard right across the hall the whole time.

I had a front row seat when they detected the Higgs boson.

I had no idea all our relationships were such a disaster.

I had some of my best ideas in that room, and I'm sure you will too.

I had to suffer through him to find Bernadette.

I hadn't thought about that.

I have

I have a brother and sister whose combined intellectual wattage

I have a card for emergencies that I pay for myself.

I have a girlfriend.

I have a little welcome to the building gift for Raj.

I have a PhD in astrophysics.

I have a plan to work on both projects simultaneously.

I have been called 'a genuine medical oddity.'

I have come to an important decision.

I have come to an important decision.

I have four months to find some new friends.

I have gotten much better at that.

I have Leonard and Howard and Raj,

I have multiple restraining orders that say otherwise.

I have no choice.

I have one.

I have recently been made aware

I have sales experience, and I've been a waitress,

I have Sheldon, that keeps most people away.

I have six children,

I have to do a little reception after work.

I haven't been here one day, I'm already causing problems.

I haven't seen my abs since they opened a Shake Shack on my drive home.

I heard you on the baby monitor

I help you with your shortcomings, and you help me with mine.

I honestly don't remember.

I honestly don't.

I hope his character doesn't make it into the movie, he's kind of a bummer.

I hope it kills us both.

I hurt myself juggling.

I just don't know what the right thing to do is.

I just don't want him to think that this isn't a safe place.

I just never want to be a burden on my friends.

I just think you have a good thing going where you are right now,

I just thought it would make you happy.

I just told you, your mom's.

I just want to point out to everyone here,

I just wanted to go some place where I wasn't causing problems.

I just... I can't believe you did all this.

I just... I thought about Raj's situation, and I had a change of heart.

I keep telling you, close the bathroom door.

I knew we should've never mentioned us living together in the first place.

I know if the roles were reversed, he would do it for me.

I know it's not ideal,

I know it's not your birthday, but if you're interested...

I know our apartment's small, but I think we can make room.

I know she's mad at me about something.

I know that now.

I know you are. That's why you just bought me a new iPad.

I know, and Amy says I can't have a train room.

I know, and I'm sorry.

I know!

I know.

I know. And I did it with a straight face.

I know. Blue shag. What were you thinking?

I know. I wish there was some way we could help him.

I like the first one.

I look great in Chanel.

I love both my girls.

I love that one.

I love when you're affectionate, but this is not coming from a good place.

I made a huge mistake.

I made a play for her, and she shot me down.

I made beef loaf

I made us have a baby.

I made you tea.

I made your favourite oatmeal, plain.

I make the ground rules.

I may be moving out soon. I think I found a place to live.

I may have just left my infant daughter with Patrick and SpongeBob.

I mean, after the first three minutes, it was pretty much all you.

I mean, an entire year wasted.

I mean, everything. I'm even gonna answer for you.

I mean, he's surrounded by his wife and one of his best friends

I mean, how it relates to our relationship,

I mean, I don't know how you feel about Latin music,

I mean, I'm glad they're getting along,

I mean, it is still a key part of their demographic.

I mean, it'll probably be over in, like, six minutes.

I mean, it's not just video games.

I mean, it's unfair. People just assume I'm going to be upset

I mean, maybe it happens to the aliens, too.

I mean, not me, I've got a wife and child,

I mean, she's looking at preschools, she has a minivan, she has a 401.

I mean, they didn't say anything,

I mean, they're highly trained educators with background checks.

I mean, what will we have really accomplished?

I mean, why would you say that?

I mean, you think they'll consider someone who was in prison for selling drugs?

I mean, you're the one who doesn't want my brother to come. So...

I meant I didn't wanna talk about it anymore.

I met my soul mate.

I might break up with Rebecca.

I miss that guy.

I miss you, too.

I miss you, too. Hey! This is good timing.

I miss you.

I missed you.

I must tell you, that seems a little inappropriate.

I only eat equilateral triangles.

I probably should've spit out my gum first.

I quoted your favourite NSYNC song.

I realize it's irrational,

I really can't thank you enough for taking me in.

I really don't know.

I really don't want to hear the religious lecture.

I really have become the cool one around here.

I really should wear a bell around my neck so you guys can hear me coming.

I remember signing our first Relationship Agreement.

I remember when you loved playing games with me.

I rented one of those carts, pushed him toward the open door

I said that to you in confidence.

I said to myself, 'I think I can, I think I can.'

I sat and I sat, but to no avail.

I say, let's get this party of the first part started.

I schlepped the baby over, I brought imported beer, why don't you like me?

I schlepped the baby over, I brought imported beer, why don't you like me?

I see a wall, the floor,

I see, you must be yelling at me out of wedded bliss.

I should probably erase this.

I signed us up for ballroom dance class.

I slept the whole way.

I slipped and fell on my soup sack.

I spoke with Leonard's mother, and she made me feel better.

I started doing some reading on cognitive vitality,

I stopped that, it was dumb.

I suggest you figure out a way to earn the money yourself.

I suppose it's conceivable

I suppose that's acceptable.

I take it back, I believe it.

I teach you some close up magic.

I think Dr. Nowitzki is a friendly colleague.

I think I live here now.

I think it loses its impact if we're chatting about it.

I think it shows a lot of character.

I think it's Bert.

I think it's nice that you're taking

I think you and Leonard need to see a marriage counsellor.

I think you made that very clear.

I thought I was getting better at it, but clearly I'm not.

I thought someone looked brighter and tighter.

I thought that too, but I've come to realize

I thought that was gonna break the other way.

I thought things were going well. What happened?

I thought we got rid of all those.

I thought we were getting breakfast before work.

I thought we were going in order.

I thought we were having a nice conversation,

I thought you were sweet on me!

I thought you were taking a break from women to focus on your career.

I threw my body at them!

I told her if day care's anything like prison,

I told him to take it down. He would not listen to me.

I told him to take it down. He would not listen to me.

I took cold medicine.

I took from Bernie's purse.

I took it to the train store. It said everyone was sad.

I took some cold medicine to...

I tried one of those electronic Japanese toilets.

I tried to make it as a graphic artist,

I tried, she's not answering my calls.

I tried.

I understand it, Sheldon.

I used the non linear dynamics...

I wanna say India, but it seems mean.

I wanna say, 'Aw,' but I'm gonna say, 'Ew.'

I want this.

I want this.

I want to, but I don't think I can.

I wanted to marry the gorilla from Good Night, Gorilla.

I warned you, a lot of people apply when they're still pregnant.

I was acting odd intentionally.

I was at a pretty low place in my life

I was at a pretty low place in my life...

I was blown away that the square of the hypotenuse was the sum of the squares

I was going chronologically.

I was going to say, 'Why does anyone think Sheldon's a genius?'

I was hiding from a bee, but it still counts.

I was in beauty pageants, and I needed a talent

I was in my room. I couldn't hear what they were saying.

I was literally just looking at my moving boxes,

I was missing you again.

I was offered a summer research fellowship at Princeton.

I was offered a summer research fellowship at Princeton.

I was proud of him.

I was scared,

I was talking about Leonard.

I was telling you both the story

I was thinking about your experiment on the neuroscience of decision making,

I was thinking maybe a library or a gaming room.

I was wrong, you can come back in.

I was, uh, asked to be a visiting researcher at Princeton.

I wasn't thinking that.

I went to see your mom.

I went to visit my grandmother.

I went to your office Christmas party?

I will bring them home so you can show me how Godzilla takes a shower.

I will err on the side of caution and defrost a fresh batch.

I will not be accepting your money anymore.

I will not be accepting your money anymore.

I will not spend another penny that you don't authorize.

I wish I never tried that device.

I wonder what kind of success we'd have

I would never let Howard work with an ex.

I would pull this car over and kick you out

I would.

I wouldn't trust her.

I... I thought your dad paid your cards.

I'd love a personal trainer.

I'd love to.

I'd say she's copying you again, but...

I'd say that's thinking outside the box, but... Come on.

I'd write that down, but I can't now, can I?

I'll be blowing the whistle.

I'll be forced to be some large man's tutor.

I'll call you when we get to the hotel.

I'll definitely live long enough. Vitamin C.

I'll do it.

I'll find a way to deal with it.

I'll get her, you grab her bag

I'll get that back.

I'll get to wake up every morning and see if he's still here.

I'll get you some sheets, and then we'll see

I'll give you 25 bucks, that's my best offer.

I'll go first.

I'll go with you.

I'll love you no matter what.

I'll make up for being gone by doing everything around here.

I'll miss Halley, but it'll be nice to get out of the house.

I'll miss you.

I'll say it again,

I'll take over from here.

I'll tell you that.

I'll tell you. We'd have the standard and the miniature poodle,

I'll win in five moves.

I'll win in one move.

I'm a big boy, and if I missed one, I'd throw a big boy tantrum.

I'm a father now. I'd rather spend time with my family.

I'm a man and I can take care of myself.

I'm actually winning.

I'm always honest with Amy.

I'm an engineer now.

I'm at a spa. Might as well do something relaxing.

I'm Claire

I'm confused. You're always saying that you want to spend more time with me.

I'm constantly worried, I'm always tired, and, in a few minutes,

I'm doing it. I'm doing it!

I'm doing some experiments to show that the signal to move a muscle

I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

I'm fine.

I'm getting tired of sitting in the hall.

I'm given to understand Raj will be moving into my old room.

I'm going back to work after only four months.

I'm going to admonish you.

I'm going to bed.

I'm going to milk myself in a book store parking lot.

I'm gonna be working on the rail road all the livelong day.

I'm gonna get another. You want food?

I'm gonna go as Dumbledore.

I'm gonna go check on dinner.

I'm gonna go learn how to walk on stilts.

I'm gonna hold out and see if I can find a hot young blonde who likes me for me.

I'm gonna need you two to get it downstairs before Amy comes home.

I'm happy about it, but it's not like I did much.

I'm in breach of my security clearance. I'm going to prison.

I'm just gonna stay where I'm at for now.

I'm just not really in the mood anymore.

I'm like the crankshaft of this team.

I'm looking at a picture of my grandma.

I'm looking to make extra money,

I'm Lucy and I broke up with Raj because I have severe social anxiety,

I'm mapping basic topics of conversation

I'm not a virgin, Sheldon.

I'm not being intimate with you in order to keep you from going.

I'm not crazy about you calling our baby dumb.

I'm not even engaged once.

I'm not going with you to Comic Con.

I'm not gonna get fat.

I'm not gonna get fat.

I'm not kidding, you can see my heart beating.

I'm not sad. I just wanted to get drunk and not wear sweatpants.

I'm not sad. I mean, hello.

I'm not saying that his feelings aren't crazy,

I'm not saying you have to ask my permission,

I'm not sleeping on the couch 'cause you don't know what's private and what's not.

I'm not sure I'm comfortable

I'm not sure. Maybe a few days. Unless he gets the job, then who knows?

I'm not wearing this visor to play women's golf.

I'm on the day care's website.

I'm playing sad harmonica

I'm pretty sure I saw smoke coming out of his ears.

I'm pretty sure that's a myth, let me check.

I'm proud of you.

I'm returning this stuff to Howard.

I'm saving so much time.

I'm sitting right here! You're talking about my feelings

I'm so glad y'all could make it. So, tell me what's going on back home.

I'm so sorry

I'm sorry I called you a quitter.

I'm sorry Leonard and Penny hurt your feelings.

I'm sorry to hear that.

I'm sorry to hear that.

I'm sorry you were embarrassed,

I'm sorry your mother made you feel bad, but...

I'm sorry, Bert, but aren't you worried she's only with you for your money?

I'm sorry, guys...

I'm sorry, I can't help it.

I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that. I'm just upset.

I'm sorry, I spaced. Are we still talking about the spoon?

I'm sorry, is he waiting for someone to disagree?

I'm sorry, Raj. We really just don't have the space.

I'm sorry, what did you want to say?

I'm sorry, what is this plan you have?

I'm spoiled? Your baby has a cape that costs $300!

I'm starting to think you didn't mean it when you said you wanted to

I'm sure I'm overreacting.

I'm sure it's fine, but if you're worried there's extra milk in the freezer.

I'm sure that'll be leaving me too.

I'm swooping in on her like a vulture.

I'm tall and I'm doing it!

I'm telling you, if you don't go, you'll end up regretting it.

I'm telling you, with the right YouTube video,

I'm the child she was worried about?

I'm the one who's made all the effort in this relationship since day one.

I'm trying to help him clean it up a little.

I'm trying to pay my own way and be responsible.

I'm trying to shoot!

I'm trying to take more of an interest in other people's lives.

I'm trying, but I'm judging.

I'm trying, but I'm judging.

I'm trying, but this is the best I can do.

I've been doing a little research on New Jersey,

I've been holding on to this for a few years,

I've been looking for a new head of sales at my company.

I've been plenty of times.

I've been seeing him for years. I'm still not convinced he's real.

I've been sending Bernie Christmas cards from Trixie.

I've been smacking that ketchup bottle for a long time.

I've been thinking about our recent humiliation.

I've been told the sound of my voice puts people to sleep.

I've downloaded the new OS for my phone,

I've worked up a bit of a sweat.

If all goes according to plan, this is my retirement home.

If he could find a girl with a job, all his problems would be over.

If he really needs a place to stay, I guess we should offer it to him.

If I can beat my high score on the blood pressure machine.

If I don't go, I'm giving up everything I've worked for.

If I go back to work, I'm abandoning Halley.

If I may speak for Comic Con, 'We don't want that, either.'

If I miss one, it's fine. I'm a big boy.

If I need a break, I'll ask for a break!

If I saw her on the street, I'd say, 'Damn, that girl's fine.'

If I spotted them the potato.

If it involves butts, there's a word for it.

If it makes you feel better, you still dress like a child.

If real dogs gave me buttons, I'd like them too.

If she hadn't worn that bathing suit that highlighted her bosom.

If that's sarcasm, please save it for our enemies.

If the judge couldn't explain it to me, I don't see how you will.

If this is supposed to be our family fun day,

If we defined 'measurement' as the first moment

If you and I were in a gay relationship,

If you didn't want me to eat it, Why'd you put it out?

If you do that, I'll win in eight moves.

If you don't know how to make lasagna, Google does.

If you don't like it, you should just talk to her.

If you don't mind a few splinters, we can have us a menage a trois.

If you ever wanna change things up, you're always welcome here.

If you find this draft acceptable, then I believe your new

If you find yourself 3,000 miles away and craving a hit of this...

If you get divorced, do I get two Christmases?

If you get him a job, he's gonna live here forever.

If you knocked I couldn't hear you. I'm welding this locomotive engine.

If you like meatloaf, I'm sure you'll like its cousin, bowl of meat

If you meant what you just said,

If you miss me X plus one, I'll miss you

If you must know, Penny won a spa weekend from work and she's taking me.

If you think that's more fun than talking to Zachary Quinto

If you wanna drive, just drive!

If you wanna march in a fishnet crop top you better lay off that dip.

If you wanted someone weak and spineless you could walk all over,

If you were this upset, why didn't you say so when I first told you?

If you'd like, I could whip up a quick Relationship Agreement.

If you'd like, we can help you out.

If you're implying

If you're looking for spare change, I already cleaned it out.

If you're not answering because you're not speaking to me,

If you're not happy there,

If you're still looking to make money, I will pay you to burn that jacket.

If you're that upset, go get her back.

Ignore him. How did you get the baby to stop crying?

In an apartment as empty as my heart.

In fact, I wouldn't have even noticed she's a woman

In fact, that's when I started to really miss you.

In my bathtub.

In proving that our consciousness creates reality.

In the Copenhagen interpretation.

In the micro fluidic channel.

In the same equation.

In the same way that Leonard and Penny are in their relationship.

In these here parts?

In which order I would eat all my friends in the event of an apocalypse?

Incredible. Sheldon, I didn't expect that you could work on both projects,

India.

Infoseek, Webcrawler, oh, Hotbot.

Interesting.

Interesting.

Interesting.

Interesting.

Interesting.

Is because I'm spoiled.

Is because I'm spoiled.

Is doing a joint concert with the San Gabriel Renaissance Choir.

Is everything good?

Is going to stop spending all my money,

Is it about the failing state of my relationship with Penny?

Is it normal for the husband to kind of completely stop giving a crap?

Is it okay if I get some sleep?

Is it really that high?

Is it safe to assume you're not speaking to me again?

Is it weird if we just stand here and watch her all day?

Is it, 'I'm going to die alone?'

Is it?

Is nerd prom.

Is that a good idea?

Is that any different than me using my intelligence to attract Amy?

Is that Bert?

Is that bothering you?

Is that Emily your ex girlfriend?

Is that it?

Is that nice?

Is that the baby? I'll go check.

Is the baby a jerk or is Bernadette a bad mother?

Is there any scenario where we're not in full body paint?

Is there anything we can do?

Is there hair everywhere? Does she use your loofah?

Is there something that you're not telling me?

Is this about Leonard and Amy? I don't like it either.

Is this part of your super ageing?

Is to tear it up and replace the whole thing.

Isn't she the grad student that used to follow him around?

Isn't that right, Halley?

Isosceles... isosceles...

It can't be four revolutions. It's gotta be seven.

It could also help me identify my enemies, discover their fears and then...

It could be the most inspired combination since I mixed red Icee into my blue Icee.

It could help me be a more considerate friend.

It didn't work for Randy, it didn't work for Tina,

It doesn't matter, I'm not keeping this.

It has been hard to sleep with all the crying.

It interprets emotions using a wireless signal

It is naughty to put an adverb between the word 'to' and the verb stem.

It is neck and neck right now.

It is our pleasure.

It is warm in here.

It is. He stopped trying to find Indian girls for me to marry.

It is. I went to check it out, and they are very cautious about

It makes me feel important.

It makes me feel special.

It might be a good time to tell her that we're living together.

It might be a little high this month.

It might be good for her.

It might've been the worst one we ever had.

It never works for me.

It really doesn't matter as long as it's challenging.

It said right there on the invitation, 'Buckle up for fun!'

It says here that 'up to 80% of new mothers experience baby blues, '

It says if I come to his house again, I get to meet his dogs.

It says Tuesday.

It seems they're avoiding some harsh realities themselves.

It seems we have a choice to make.

It sounds like you're gonna need a cheaper place to live.

It still counts!

It sure as hell isn't gonna work for Jennifer.

It took me two hours to get her down.

It turns out he doesn't care if I'm married, or if I'm single.

It turns out, he's the other kind.

It used to be me, now it's Raj and his attack tribble.

It was a tutorial.

It was at the Summer Olympics of 1936,

It was fine.

It was fine. And other than the weird tasting juice Amy gave me,

It was for the girls. They broke up with me, I don't care if they get fat.

It was like drinking two sevenths of the rainbow.

It was nice seeing everybody. Thank you for dinner.

It was not a great trip.

It was so tangible and so satisfying,

It was your crackpot idea that he deserves love

It was?

It wasn't a timeout. Let's get some food.

It wasn't until college that I learned you can put a thermometer in your mouth.

It will make him crazy and he'll have to fix it.

It would be nice to raise Halley to be a little more independent than you were.

It'll be cooled immediately before it reacts with the conduction...

It'll be fine, let's just go.

It's a blank notebook.

It's a list of this year's panellists.

It's a manifold.

It's a physics toy that demonstrates

It's a really elegant solution and most importantly, it works.

It's a really elegant solution and most importantly, it works.

It's a secure lab in a classified facility,

It's a tradition of my people

It's about respect and having things in common and...

It's back pay for all the babysitting and taking care of Halley you've done.

It's been wonderful, Sheldon. Thanks for asking.

It's Bert.

It's bigger than mine.

It's called fitting in. By the way, good luck.

It's classified. If we tell anyone we'd get in trouble.

It's cute that you think that.

It's fine, it's just Raj.

It's fine.

It's fine. You needed a suitcase, I wasn't home, you borrowed a suitcase.

It's five and a half.

It's flaky, it's buttery.

It's full of classified information about the Air Force project.

It's fun with flags, behind the flags A retrospective

It's getting clearer.

It's getting harder to pretend.

It's Halley! Unless somebody else put an 'X' on the bottom of their kid's foot.

It's hard to say.

It's in our agreement, I have to laugh.

It's intimate waxing. Quit looking at that!

It's just a theory. It's not even worked out.

It's just a theory. It's not even worked out.

It's just, Leonard and I have been married for two years

It's just, since we got married,

It's like an all night party.

It's like being possessed,

It's like hating a frozen yogurt machine.

It's like I needed to go through that experience

It's like I was excited for a present and got socks.

It's like I'm married to an old piece of fruit.

It's like she's stealing him and they're just having the best time

It's like since we got married, he doesn't really try anymore.

It's like the peanut butter cup of the mind.

It's like there's no right choice.

It's like when I first encountered the Pythagorean theorem.

It's long, isn't it?

It's me. It's just me.

It's more than that. It's me.

It's my fault, I asked Penny to do yoga with me.

It's nice of you to acknowledge us, but this is your accomplishment.

It's nice to see you taking an interest in Amy's work.

It's nice to think that you grew up in this room

It's not a good influence.

It's not a good time for Randall to visit.

It's not complicated! Amy's driving, that's it!

It's not even a complete thought.

It's not important.

It's not just the sloth.

It's not like you two are very physical.

It's not my fault you didn't listen.

It's not that I want to go, I just think it'll make Leonard happy.

It's not that I'd stopped trying. It's just how relationships progress.

It's nothing a little cold medicine and tea can't fix.

It's nothing like that.

It's okay, everything's here.

It's okay, Howie never has on pants.

It's okay, I stopped being upset about that.

It's okay, I'm fine.

It's okay, I'm just being emotional about this.

It's okay, I'm still in pharmaceutical sales.

It's okay, it's good to get out of the house.

It's okay. I'm sure we'll find it.

It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay. Now, I don't need butter.

It's over his garage.

It's peaceful and deep.

It's possible it was tracking everywhere you went.

It's right here.

It's slowing down!

It's so hard to say no to you.

It's so peaceful without him here. Can I ask you how much that cost?

It's so strange, earlier today, I ended a sentence with a preposition,

It's squeaking, mark it.

It's Stuart.

It's supposed to be accurate, like, 85% of the time.

It's the least I can do for helping me carry my stuff up.

It's the least we can do.

It's there on purpose. It's refreshing.

It's this Dr. Ramona chick.

It's this red frowny guy on my phone.

It's too bad I enjoy doing them so much.

It's too late for me, save yourself.

It's too much work.

It's totally different.

It's unbelievable.

It's where all the vendors and exhibits are.

It's your turn to ruin some poor girl's life.

Jennifer still trying to sleep her way to the top?

Jet down to San Diego for five days and leave her alone?

Joe may be sloppy but Sheldon's not.

Just because he helps me out,

Just because I'm easily bothered by light, heat, sound, smell

Just being the un socialized eccentric my mother always thought I was.

Just do your laundry!

Just doing my taxes.

Just help us out.

Just ignore him.

Just keep thinking.

Just keep walking.

Just keep walking.

Just know you might have to marry one of them.

Just let me have the money for this, and I won't ask for anything else.

Just not in our bedroom, you dumb ass.

Just one second.

Just remember, I'm proud of you and I support you in all that you do.

Just say you wanna drive.

Just send a survey card to all your ex girlfriends

Just so you know, that guy in the parking lot hit me.

Just to be on the safe side, am I in any danger of getting juggler's elbow?

Just to keep our options open.

Just wanted to be included.

Just wanted to see how the guidance system's coming along.

Just when I thought you couldn't get any hotter.

Keep an eye on him! How hard is that?

Keep filling this one with babies, she's good.

Keep it, consider it a gift.

Keep your nose out of other people's business

Kids are always better at video games.

Kind of busy right now.

Kinda busy!

Kinda.

Knowing Sheldon, nothing.

Kripke, Professor Woo, Professor Klein,

Lady and the Tramping some spaghetti?

Learning anything?

Left little holes in the floor. That's why I bought the rug.

Leonard Hofstadter. Access granted.

Leonard says it's really mainstream now.

Leonard stood on me once, too.

Leonard used to do all these things, like bring me flowers and wear pants.

Leonard, I've been meaning to ask you. What size shoe do you wear?

Leonard, if you're mad about this, just tell me.

Leonard, in the world of theoretical physics, you never finish.

Leonard, please. I know an angry face when I see it.

Leonard, she might be drunk. All she had was chips.

Leonard! Your wife is sitting right here, what are you doing?

Let me finish, and one card had $5 in it

Let me finish.

Let me just say goodbye.

Let's forget the toy thing, okay? Uh, maybe...

Let's hope he thinks so too.

Let's just go over your expenses

Let's just split up the baby chores.

Let's not wait so long for another bizarre, awkward night.

Let's say you spend your life doing solid scientific research

Let's see, the magic store, the Doctor Who convention,

Let's see. You're better than us, a little bit sorry for us,

Let's sit somewhere else.

Letting strange men with no kids peek in the windows.

Like a business manager?

Like all my underwear, that notebook says, 'Property of Sheldon Cooper.'

Like going outside.

Like I said, you ladies have fun.

Like me, I can't see without my glasses.

Like the pirate who helps the other pirates connect to the Internet.

Like this one?

Like what?

Like you talked to me about your gaming room?

Like your mother's urge to be promiscuous with sailors.

Like, all the time you spend shaping your eyebrows...

Like, really, a million?

Like, what if you swung on a rope from the ceiling?

Listen, we realized that

Little before, actually.

Little late, Leonard!

Little parenting tip, sleeping babies hate flash photography.

Look at him. What reason he got to feel good?

Look at me. Look at your mother!

Look at you, going to Comic Con, talking about Ewoks.

Look, Bert, when I had money,

Look, can we not play this game?

Look, I don't know what the best decision is either,

Look, I get me working with Zack is weird, and I don't want you to be uncomfortable.

Look, I have grease smudge on my hand and I'm okay with it.

Look, if you're not ready to go back to work,

Look, it's gotta be around here somewhere.

Look, just because we took our friend in

Look, Raj just gets along with women.

Look, sweetie, relationships aren't about money, okay?

Look, that may be true, but Dr. Nowitzki's just a friend.

Look, we can have a reasonable conversation, and I won't get mad.

Look, we could keep fighting and let it ruin our night,

Look, we got really angry at each other

Looks like a map from Dungeons & Dragons.

Love you more.

Love you too, bye.

Ls there any chance it's upside down?

Lying around after New Year's.

Make this

Make this.

Many of them on purpose.

Many years ago, back when she was a grad student.

Material Girl needs to be retired. That is your karaoke song.

May I borrow your water?

May I join you?

Maybe I could even get them all together, sort of like a..

Maybe I could use it to understand why women keep dumping me.

Maybe I was onto something.

Maybe I won't settle down. Maybe I'll just play the field.

Maybe I'll sit out this year, too.

Maybe I'll take Amy with me to the spa this weekend instead.

Maybe in looser pants.

Maybe it won't be that bad.

Maybe it's wherever your pants are.

Maybe moving in was a bad idea.

Maybe Penny isn't the only relationship you're phoning in.

Maybe put a cot out there,

Maybe she's playing possum until he goes away.

Maybe the fact that you went and had a baby.

Maybe there won't be one.

Maybe we can find another theoretical physicist to help us.

Maybe we can get Sheldon a prototype.

Maybe we should just call it a night.

Maybe we should take 'em both to the park, let 'em run around together.

Maybe we should throw this little lady in the wood chipper.

Maybe you and I can do something fun that weekend.

Maybe you and I should try to get a place together.

Maybe you need to challenge your motor skills.

Maybe you should be supportive of my hilarious jokes.

Maybe you should consider spending a little less time

Maybe you should find someone to help you get your finances under control.

Maybe you shouldn't be pushing yourself so hard.

Maybe your dad's right.

Maybe your dad's right.

Maybe.

Me too.

Me, either, don't wanna be a burden.

Me, either. I'm in a bedroom and you're on a couch,

Me, I get, but that sloth is pretty cute.

Me, too.

Means it can spin for a long time

Might as well keep on relying on my father.

Might be the New Jersey talking,

MIT's motto is 'Mind and Hand.' Which, just so happens,

Mmm hmm.

Mmm, at least he took an interest.

Mmm, if I take a LACTAID a half hour before and some Pepto right after.

Mmm, yeah, you're right.

Mmm, you seem to be forgetting the 'no nostalgia' clause.

Mmm! She's sexy, she can cook. Such a lucky guy.

Mmm. I hope she has the same amount of sex in it I did.

Mmm...

Mmm... Except the creature in the crib is a level nine poop monster.

More reasons for you to stay.

More.

Morning.

MSN Search,

Much better.

My apologies to all of you trying to call in with legitimate flag comments.

My apologies. Didn't mean to offend you, Don Corleone.

My aunt's funeral?

My boobs are empty. Do you want lasagna?

My boobs are empty. Do you want lasagna?

My brain and I are best friends, it should tell me everything.

My brother about his girlfriend.

My brother's comin' out here in a few weeks.

My dad asked if I can get him a job interview at my work.

My father about his girlfriend.

My father thinks the reason I can't make a relationship work

My father thinks the reason I can't make a relationship work

My favourite movie is Princess Bride.

My goodness, that form of stimulation is highly efficient.

My money's on fungal.

My mother made me take it out...

My office is two minutes away, there's nothing to worry about.

My pants are missing, I don't remember anything.

Nah, G Harmony recommends after two hours, it's time to cut bait.

Name calling, that is perfect!

Neurobiology is nothing more than the science of Gray squishy stuff.

Never gets Old.

Never mind.

Never should've had all these kids so close together.

Next thing you know, you're in a church with a guitar.

Next?

Next?

Nice to see you, too.

Nice try, blockheads.

Nice try, I'm not going.

Nice, 174 diapers. That ought to get us to Wednesday.

Nice, I'm meeting someone, too.

Nicely done, Howard.

No amount of external validation can ever make you feel safe.

No bendy straw, some party

No idea. All I know is

No need to clap your hands because I have an emotion detector.

No occasion, I just wanted to do something nice for you.

No offence, Stuart, but the woman's a doctor.

No one else called in the rest of the night.

No problem.

No wonder they beat us, they're jocks.

No wonder women don't like you.

No, but I did mention it to my therapist

No, but it's honest,

No, but that list was sounding a little thin.

No, but you are, so I got you this as a present.

No, come on, it's Sheldon, nothing is going to happen.

No, don't worry about it. Hey, after this,

No, he can't afford his apartment,

No, he doesn't think it's stupid.

No, he wanted to get one with me, like some kind of weird couple's massage.

No, I can still hear it.

No, I can't, it'll break his heart.

No, I decided that my mother views me as a child

No, I got it.

No, I haven't played the race card yet.

No, I know you'll try,

No, I picked it up without thinking about it,

No, I really give up.

No, I told her she was being 'not smart.'

No, I want you to go.

No, I was going to, but she called in sick.

No, I was just excited to list him as a friend.

No, I'll be fine.

No, I'm happy, I don't have to go!

No, I'm waiting until he's in a good mood.

No, it doesn't.

No, it is. Leonard pointed out to me

No, it's always him.

No, it's fine. I know you don't like the way I drive.

No, it's my brother's. I'm tryin' to help him get a job out here.

No, it's not just the pants.

No, it's, 'if you want to have fun, start with one.'

No, my work doesn't leave me a lot of time for relationships.

No, no, no! You're unhappy there,

No, no, no. Let's talk about it.

No, no, Penny, don't dismiss his feelings.

No, no, you don't, you really don't. I actually can't say 'don't' enough

No, no! I'm not jealous.

No, nothing.

No, now, hold on.

No, of course not. I just...

No, of course not. I mean, he's your brother.

No, on getting engaged. Good for you!

No, Raj, that's a terrible idea.

No, Sheldon told me all about it. He told everybody.

No, Sheldon!

No, thank you.

No, thanks, I'm busy trying to fix this fuel pump.

No, thanks. I already live in a place all the nerds come to.

No, then you'll get all sexed up, and I'm not in the mood

No, they're private.

No, to wake up every morning

No, we are! That's why I'm sad my best friend's gonna be homeless.

No, which will make me miserable, which is usually Sheldon's job.

No, you didn't do anything, it's Sheldon.

No, you didn't, okay?

No, you didn't.

No, you're not gonna tell them anything. You're gonna stay out of it.

No!

No! And the little lady has a name.

No! I just walked in here,

No! No, I only told Leonard, Howard, Raj,

No! That is preposterous.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. I miss her.

No. Just for the middle part.

No. She's gonna leave you for someone, might as well get it over with.

No. What is wrong with you?

No. What's stupid is a physicist who doesn't understand

No... That is true,

None. Next square.

Nope, all good.

Nope, just a little bump on my forehead.

Nope, not a word.

Nope. Pants in the microwave. No notebook.

Not 'The wonderful thing about Tiggers' button!

Not a chance.

Not a good idea, my hair is a coveted nesting material.

Not always. Sometimes, we'd leave.

Not at all. Amy?

Not at all. No, I've had outings with Leonard and Raj in the evening,

Not Bible verses, like my mother used to give me.

Not entirely. The fight over who's going to drive is still going...

Not every member of a species finds a mate.

Not exactly the welcome wagon, but I'll take it.

Not for what you've accomplished but for who you are as a man.

Not for you, box of towels.

Not funny.

Not gettin' any younger.

Not if I guessed for 100 years.

Not if I wanna be doing this later.

Not necessarily.

Not on my watch!

Not only did they eat together, Leonard said he made her laugh!

Not other things you're feeling, like, 'What have I done with my life?'

Not really.

Not really. Apparently grief can make one less regular.

Not that goofy kind you are.

Not the bromance between you and your brain.

Not the intimate details of other people's lives.

Not till you tell me about your latest paper on quantum loop theory.

Not to the pre frontal cortex.

Not yet, but we're gonna apply to a bunch of others

Not your whole life. I mean, science, you got that.

Nothing says fun like being scolded.

Nothing to worry about.

Nothing, I just wanted everyone to know I have a girlfriend.

Nothing, these are happy tears.

Nothing.

Now ask me how I'm doing with Amy gone.

Now do you enjoy a fun size? I know you do.

Now he'll get you to compare him to a dead virgin,

Now I wonder what kind of infection you'll come home with.

Now I'm gonna look at some pictures to prompt an emotional response

Now Mandarin.

Now Navajo.

Now put your glasses back on, you look weird.

Now that Sheldon's across the hall,

Now the only one doing that is me

Now we're going as Hulk and She Hulk!

Now we're seeing if Raj can hold his breath longer than it.

Now when the robots rise up,

Now you can come with us!

Now you hate me, too!

Now you're taking her side?

Now, have they decided to raise it ******* or regular?

Now, I call these circles 'Zones of Privacy.'

Now, I don't know how I ever got by without you.

Now, I recognize there will be a time lag

Now, I'm sure many of you are wondering how Fun with Flags began.

Now, if you want a ticket to Comic Con,

Now, in German.

Now, in matters of neuroscience, you have the final say.

Now, it... If it helps, I'm not the sharpest dresser.

Now, of course my 9:00 a.m. is your noon,

Now, on a related point, you're going down, punk.

Now, Raj is in a difficult financial situation,

Now, take a sip, swirl it around your mouth,

Now, the problem with the caboose is there's no bathroom.

Now, we're scientists.

Now, we're talking about real treats, right?

Now, what is that supposed to mean?

Now, when I get to this equation here, really let me have it.

Now, while you scold us, I'm going to get a knife and a fork.

Now...

Nowitzki. I googled her, she's pretty cute.

Number one, we're on the same team, we're not in competition.

Number three, fair topics for insult include

Number three, to avoid getting frustrated, we take built in breaks

Number two, disagreements can happen politely,

Nuts to that! I'm going to Comic Con!

Obviously I would prefer if you weren't living out of wedlock,

Occurs before you know you even decided to move it.

Of course not. I'm too busy to be sick.

Of course you're fine.

Of course, I don't want you to be unhappy,

Of course, I get to be a part of the first team

Of course, the first time I say it right, he's not even here.

Of course, why?

Of course.

Of course. Here, let me.

Of course. I missed you, and the baby,

Of the opposite sides. Yeah, but now I'm just like... Eh!

Of the United States military is people's feelings.

Of working with my hands on a train engine,

Oh, absolutely not.

Oh, Amy, you naughty vixen.

Oh, an Euler's Disk, fun.

Oh, and if I volunteer to do track maintenance and paperwork,

Oh, and just to be clear,

Oh, and one last thing, if you find yourself working with a male scientist

Oh, and one last thing, if you find yourself working with a male scientist

Oh, bad news.

Oh, Big Daddy, I don't think so.

Oh, boo hoo. I spent four grand on a gift that only got rid of him for an afternoon.

Oh, boy, we do say that a lot.

Oh, boy. I think it's about to get bad.

Oh, come on, he's a grown man, he can take care of himself.

Oh, come on, looks don't matter to Sheldon.

Oh, come on, we just need to be more creative.

Oh, come on!

Oh, come on. Look, if the roles were reversed,

Oh, cool

Oh, cool. I'll be like a pointy eared Paul Bunyan.

Oh, Daddy, you're so rich and funny.

Oh, damn. Wait, maybe you shouldn't go.

Oh, dear God, you're cheating on me with Raj.

Oh, dear! I have to tinkle again.

Oh, did you see that?

Oh, don't take it so personally. Maybe your baby's just a jerk.

Oh, don't worry. He made us pinky swear we'd keep it a secret.

Oh, double stuffed Oreos, I remember when I could afford you.

Oh, excuse me.

Oh, fun, like a play date.

Oh, get this.

Oh, God, you went through with that? What is wrong with you?

Oh, good for you, guys.

Oh, good, you're here. Are you still fighting?

Oh, good. What are they?

Oh, great.

Oh, grow up!

Oh, he looks sad again.

Oh, here. Number two, when we publish, my name goes first.

Oh, hey, come on. Just tell me.

Oh, hey, guys, what brings you here?

Oh, hey, here. Heisenberg is pulled over by a police officer.

Oh, hey.

Oh, I believe I've made some progress on our ground rules.

Oh, I can't take all the credit.

Oh, I don't know, I mean, let's say we succeed

Oh, I gave up on that a long time ago

Oh, I had an accident at work.

Oh, I just say that because he prattles.

Oh, I just say that because he prattles.

Oh, I just talked to her.

Oh, I know what he's saying, and he's not. He's not funny.

Oh, I know what I want my treat to be!

Oh, I made your favourite. Pizza bagels.

Oh, I put the rug down. Didn't help.

Oh, I suppose I could redact the classified parts.

Oh, I won't, I have a trick.

Oh, I'm gonna throw you so hard, I might actually win a stuffed animal.

Oh, I'm outraged.

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

Oh, immature.

Oh, is that offer for everybody?

Oh, it's Bernadette. She says they're running late.

Oh, it's just nice to be with people who are happy to have me around.

Oh, it's my pleasure.

Oh, it's such a cute story.

Oh, let me guess, you guys are drafting your fantasy accounting firms.

Oh, let's take advantage of his absence

Oh, look at you watching sports.

Oh, look, it's Bert at the bar. We should go say hi.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Oh, maybe I could sell my blood and sperm!

Oh, my God, how long does this thing spin for?

Oh, my God, stop talking!

Oh, my God, that's so generous!

Oh, my God, you really are spoiled.

Oh, my God. It's light,

Oh, my God. What happened?

Oh, no, Dr. Nowitzki is a woman.

Oh, no, it's not just me.

Oh, no, no. They're from many famous people.

Oh, no, now we have two.

Oh, no, what happened?

Oh, no! Good game

Oh, no.

Oh, no. Are you sure you don't wanna give her a few more minutes?

Oh, no. When?

Oh, nothing. Just some math we don't need.

Oh, nothing. Just some math we don't need.

Oh, of course we can. Uh, you girls have a good time.

Oh, oh! Okay, stop. Stop!

Oh, oh. And guess where we get to sleep.

Oh, okay, false alarm.

Oh, Penny. I'm trying to take an interest in other people.

Oh, perhaps I am a little under the weather.

Oh, please, look in the mirror,

Oh, really, anybody we know?

Oh, really? When did you meet her?

Oh, right, sorry.

Oh, scalene...

Oh, she's so excited. I can't do that to her.

Oh, sorry. 'The end.'

Oh, sorry... Carrot chunk.

Oh, stop it. He'll be fine.

Oh, subsequently, if we win any awards, I speak first.

Oh, sure. Wait, Nancy?

Oh, thank God! Welcome to Fun with Flags.

Oh, thanks again for letting me use your laptop last night.

Oh, thanks. Dr. Nowitzki is going to tell me about the work she did at CERN

Oh, thanks. How about you?

Oh, that is so thoughtful.

Oh, that would be great.

Oh, that's beautiful. What does it mean?

Oh, that's right. Maternity leave's almost over.

Oh, that's wonderful!

Oh, the project is classified, I can't tell you.

Oh, the video game! Yeah, that was bad.

Oh, this is good.

Oh, tons of stuff.

Oh, under the careful supervision of her godfather.

Oh, very well. What have you been working on?

Oh, wait, that's me. Never mind, it's fine.

Oh, we would love that.

Oh, we're having date night.

Oh, we're smarter than that.

Oh, well, Bernadette made me promise if you didn't want it,

Oh, well, now I'm sorry I asked.

Oh, well, that is interesting.

Oh, well. Great, then. Here.

Oh, what can we do to cheer you up?

Oh, what choice do I have? You need me.

Oh, why does he need a ladder?

Oh, why, do you... You not wanna go?

Oh, yeah, back before he hit puberty and grew man parts

Oh, you excited?

Oh, you have to say that, you're sweet on me.

Oh, you know, the Lone Star State. That should be its Yelp rating.

Oh, you met him at the office Christmas party, he's married to Nancy.

Oh, you really sleep on the side walk, huh?

Oh, Zack, hey!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! And get this, I saw an articulating ladder with dual leg levelling,

Oh! Because there's only one of me, I'm more valuable.

Oh! I would, but we need to make a push on the Air Force project.

Oh! It's 70 degrees. You didn't need mittens.

Oh! So all we need to do is get Sheldon knocked up.

Oh! You always know what not to say.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. All this week, the Early Music Society of Pasadena

Oh. And FYI, if you cry while they're fighting,

Oh. Don't you think it'd be healthier if you told him what's going on with you?

Oh. Gosh, how much time do you have?

Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. Correction.

Oh. Perhaps we should establish some ground rules.

Oh. So our love is not real?

Oh. So there's no job?

Oh. So you can tell what that feels like. Interesting.

Oh. Sweetie, you might not live that long.

Oh. That is much better.

Oh. That was my sixth trip to the bathroom.

Oh. Then maybe you shouldn't talk to her.

Oh. Uh, hi, Penny. Yes, please.

Oh. Well, her loss.

Oh. Yeah, yeah, we brought life into the world.

Oh. You must be one of those dessert before dinner people.

Oh...

Oh... Someone drew a penis in it.

Ohh!

Okay now, Leonard, you tell a joke

Okay, and tree pose.

Okay, are you seriously jealous of me working with Zack?

Okay, are you sure about this?

Okay, but that's just a theory.

Okay, but this is the last time.

Okay, correct me if I'm wrong,

Okay, Emily, that sounds great. See you then.

Okay, fine, let's say you never win a Nobel Prize.

Okay, first off I want to thank you all so much for coming.

Okay, good.

Okay, here we go. Six years ago,

Okay, hold on, so if you don't want to go,

Okay, how is that?

Okay, I can give you 20 bucks for the whole box.

Okay, I don't get it. You said make an effort,

Okay, I know you don't have a lot of experience with women,

Okay, I think we're close.

Okay, I want in. Ten bucks says I'll lose interest before that thing stops spinning.

Okay, I'll tell you but please don't judge me.

Okay, I'll tell you but please don't judge me.

Okay, I'll tell you what, I'll make you a deal.

Okay, I'm good now.

Okay, I'm just gonna turn this off.

Okay, I'm looking at the first picture.

Okay, I'm zeroing out the electro osmotic flow rate

Okay, instead of arguing all night,

Okay, it's just a notebook. What's the big deal?

Okay, it's not like I wanted to be a ventriloquist.

Okay, just come here.

Okay, let's get things started.

Okay, listen to me.

Okay, literally any other topic.

Okay, look, Sheldon, the Colonel wants us to make the guidance system smaller

Okay, new rule, everybody only gets one.

Okay, now you're just showing off.

Okay, now, this is us camping out in line for the Avengers panel.

Okay, one second.

Okay, only if you're sure.

Okay, Sheldon.

Okay, so, this is the main Comic Con floor.

Okay, sweetie, Mommy's going to go to work now, so you have fun today.

Okay, thank you. You're the best.

Okay, thanks anyway. Bye.

Okay, thanks.

Okay, that's cool

Okay, that's the one to beat.

Okay, the car is waiting. Do you wanna walk me downstairs?

Okay, the simplest explanation is usually the right one.

Okay, then what happened?

Okay, there is something I want, but it's not a big deal.

Okay, they told Mary they were living together, there was a fight.

Okay, this grid represents the room.

Okay, this is an Euler's Disk.

Okay, this is everything he had on the board.

Okay, um, let's try this,

Okay, we're just gonna circle back to when he's moving out...

Okay, well, how about...

Okay, well, if I move in, you can't use mine. Hold on a second.

Okay, well, maybe I'm just feeling like something's bothering you.

Okay, well, maybe I'm the one who's sad.

Okay, what if you rig up a pulley system

Okay, where were we?

Okay, yes.

Okay, you check for squeaks, and I will mark them down.

Okay, you know what?

Okay, you won. Can I finish what I'm doing?

Okay, you're right, I got myself into this.

Okay? Hailey's my god daughter, I don't take care of her for money.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. A simple 'yes' will do.

Okay. And what did you do when they took you off the anti fungal team?

Okay. Can you guys handle this or not?

Okay. How about if I eat like this?

Okay. Leonard, I really appreciate that but I need a little time to myself.

Okay. Listen to me, your relationship can handle being long distance for a while.

Okay. Maybe we should just end this.

Okay. So,

Okay. Somebody's ignoring their tiny needle teeth, but all right.

Okay. Space A3. Here we go.

Okay. Stop that! No more preschool talk. Tonight is about having fun.

Okay. Thanks, Daddy.

Okay. Uh, number one, in matters of physics, I have the final say.

Okay. Um...

Okay. Um...

Okay. Well, I get that. It was hard for me when I went back.

Okay. Well, whenever you and I were in bed..

Okay. You ladies have fun tonight.

On an episode we're calling...

On his wife's genitals and he gets time off.

On our first date, I bought her an 80 inch flat screen.

On our quantum perception project.

On purpose. Not the way it used to happen in high school

On that charming note, dinner is served.

On the first day, I get to drive a steam engine.

On the second day, a diesel engine.

On, I love those!

On!

On.

On.

Once again, you got me.

One second.

One top secret quantum guidance system.

One.

Only if the answer is 'Shopping for baby shoes.'

Only the US Government and us.

Ooh, and that makes Leonard angry.

Ooh, that sounds fun.

Ooh! How about white water rafting?

Ooh! Yes, fun!

Open a window, it's about to get smug in here.

Open paren X plus one, close paren...

Or a working caboose!

Or as we say in the menu business, I can't do this without 'me 'n' you.'

Or give up collaborating for the sake of our relationship.

Or Leonard using his power of grovelling to get Penny?

Or the second train if there were teenagers on the first one.

Or we can stop and try to salvage the evening.

Or we could do something we'll all enjoy, like play a board game.

Or we could paint ourselves blue and go as Nightcrawler and Mystique.

Or we could take her to the aquarium

Or... What if We fold them?

Organizing your sock drawer, you're the king.

Other than burp you or give you a bottle, I don't know what to do right now.

Other than you two only having sex once a year,

Our choice of a turn of the century railway bunkhouse

Our first date was at a coffee shop.

Our gaming room! I was gonna put a scented candle in it.

Our minds should be focused on the advancement of human knowledge,

Over here, honey.

Panels.

Pardon, I just need to... Yeah.

Penny laid into me, too.

Penny says they're ready to go.

Penny would be the entree.

Penny, is it weird that we're having girls' night here

Penny, look, I appreciate your concern, but I don't think that's what's happening

Penny, this is your youth, what do I do?

Penny, what's up?

Penny?

People like to collect.

People were so upset about it,

Perfect timing. Food's ready.

Perhaps I've been harder on them than they deserve.

Perhaps we could come up with a signal!

Perhaps you should fly inside it.

Phase two, we test it, perfect it, and hope to live long enough

Pink wine and pizza bagels! It's like eighth grade all over again!

Please tell me what more I could do.

Please tell me you didn't use Amy's magic juice.

Please?

Please? I went to your boring thing last month.

Please. When you see the ring I pick out, you're gonna melt.

Plus, I think I'm setting a good example for Halley,

Polar bears nurse their cubs for almost eight months.

Practically shot myself across the room.

Precisely where and when an event of awareness takes place.

Pregnancy causes physiological changes in the brain

Pressure!

Pretty well. Princeton has a beautiful campus.

Princeton, a fine institution.

Princeton, a fine institution.

Probably.

Prove it. Make love to me right now on the kitchen floor.

Put artificial grass in my backyard,

Question.

Quick, sit.

Raj is looking for a cheap place to live, and I wrote 'India.'

Raj is moving out.

Raj is teaching me to make croissants.

Raj made the funniest joke, he said,

Raj, I let my emotions get the best of me, and I unfairly took it out on you.

Raj, if you need a place to stay, of course you are welcome here.

Raj, what's going on?

Raj, you don't have to serve us

Really?

Really?

Really?

Really? All I got from Leonard was, 'The Toblerone bar had nuts.'

Really? He doesn't put raisins or banana slices or anything in it?

Really? I have no trouble believing that at all.

Really? So you can control it?

Really? That's the importance you put on us having a baby?

Really? You kept sending me apartment listings.

Really? You're never going to touch their baby?

Relationship Agreement is ready to be signed.

Relax, we're happy to have you.

Relax, we're the same blood type. He knew he could harvest an organ.

Relax. I know when you go for a run, you stop for a donut.

Remember that when the new TV

Remember, it can only detect happy, sad, angry and excited.

Remove our clothes, fold them neatly...

Renaissance choir's looking pretty good right now, huh?

Revised ground rule number one,

Revised ground rule number two,

Right, 'cause it spells 'menu.'

Right, I wasn't getting any responses.

Right, right. Got it

Right, we can go.

Right.

Ruin it for me and I'll break this glass over your head!

Sara, pull up my calendar.

Saw how beautiful you are, and had to tell you.

Say goodbye to Mommy.

Say your name and why you broke up with me.

See where I'm going with this?

See, 'in the near future' is four, 'soon' is just one,

See, I could've said 'in the near future,'

See, it was fine, I didn't need a timeout.

See, now it says you're mad. Make up your mind.

See, right there.

See, that wasn't so bad. He even picked up the check.

See, this is the right thing for her. Let's all just go to work.

See?

See? I listen to you.

See? Miserable.

See? Nothing to worry about

See? Oh, like this one. This is from Patrick Stewart.

Seriously, let's plan a night, you know, give you a break. We could go dancing.

Seriously, where were you?

Seven? Look at the board. It's four.

Shame on you.

Sharing details about our relationship in front of Howard.

She already likes soap bubbles more than us.

She basically supports him.

She better be.

She can actually make a side effect like

She couldn't make it. She had an emergency.

She didn't say much of anything.

She does look happy

She doesn't hate you. Stop saying that.

She gave it to my sister about her boyfriend.

She had a harp lesson on Saturday but it got cancelled.

She just touched his hand and he didn't swat it away.

She keeps asking how long Amy's going to be gone.

She may have heard about my cool Dumbledore costume.

She might disappear, but she's definitely not cleaning anything.

She said defensively.

She said I was in charge.

She said it was a stupid idea and threw a shoe at me.

She said she didn't want to see me anymore and I found that insulting.

She say anything to you?

She still believes in Noah and his amazing zoo boat.

She was also interested in walking around my house in her underwear.

She was blowing a spit bubble. It was adorable!

She was part of the American team at CERN.

She was sleeping just fine until you took a selfie with her.

She's a close friend, not the lady in the cafeteria

She's always been a huge fan of my work, and now she's doing research at Caltech.

She's clearly having a working lunch and preferred to eat alone.

She's extremely intelligent, just like you.

She's from South Carolina.

She's gonna hate how often we say the word 'panels.'

She's gonna hate the panels.

She's gonna hate waiting in line for the panels.

She's in Bakersfield.

She's just been crying for a little while,

She's not gonna see us all day and she doesn't even care!

She's not that kind of doctor

She's right here!

She's so perfect, sometimes I think she isn't real.

She's still not happy about taking a bottle though.

She's tired. That was funny.

She's what?

She's younger and far more attractive than he is.

Sheldon has lunch with another woman, and somehow my wife yells at me.

Sheldon mentioned you tried to get your brother to live with you as well.

Sheldon talks about her all the time.

Sheldon walked on my back two weeks ago

Sheldon was upset, Leonard and Penny were fighting,

Sheldon, are you okay?

Sheldon, dinner's ready.

Sheldon, don't overreact.

Sheldon, get over here and help!

Sheldon, I just heard from the guys at MIT about that emotion reader.

Sheldon, I knew your mother was fine with us living together

Sheldon, I'm so sorry.

Sheldon, if we're gonna have ground rules, I'll tell you the first ground rule.

Sheldon, if you're trying to prove me wrong,

Sheldon, is it possible that when things get really difficult, you just give up?

Sheldon, it's humiliating!

Sheldon, she's fine.

Sheldon, that isn't necessary.

Sheldon, that was so sweet of you.

Sheldon, that was so sweet of you.

Sheldon, there's a difference between greeting a friend

Sheldon, there's a difference between greeting a friend

Sheldon, this is really interesting.

Sheldon, this is silly.

Sheldon, we don't need to make this smaller.

Sheldon, what are you doing?

Sheldon, what did Amy have that attracted you?

Sheldon, what did you do?

Sheldon, when I said I was fine,

Sheldon, why are you jumping up and down?

Sheldon, why don't we give them some privacy?

Sheldon, women can wear make up, it's not lying!

Sheldon, you can still go on the trip in a few weeks.

Sheldon, you're being silly.

Sheldon, you're being silly.

Sheldon, you're sick. Go back to bed.

Sheldon!

Sheldon!

Sheldon?

Shelly, how do I put this?

Shh.

Should I go talk to him?

Should I worry?

Should we call Amy?

Should we get lunch or you wanna eat at the zoo?

Should we give them their privacy?

Should we go bring him back?

Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin, look at the contributions he made.

Sir, I'm sorry, but I just don't get it,

Sir, if I may,

Sir, if I may,

So anything you have to say, you can say in front of him.

So clearly I know my way around tiny things.

So get the kid with the two shirts to do it.

So get the kid with the two shirts to do it.

So here's some quality luggage.

So Howard back Monday?

So I checked the date that you wrote on the bottle and it says 'Flerbsday.'

So I got out ahead of it and I managed the situation for you.

So I have restaurant experience.

So I paid two men who promised not to come rob us later.

So I thought maybe this year I'd tag along.

So I wanted you to come home to something nice.

So I'll say 'maybe.'

So I've learned I hate myself, I hate sloths,

So it's not like you're gonna want to stay.

So let's avoid the whole 'good morning, good afternoon' minefield,

So let's hear from some people who were there at the very start.

So many things.

So many warnings.

So much is unprovable.

So nice to meet you.

So now you think you're better than Isaac Newton?

So Sheldon says you have a new girlfriend.

So tell us in your own words about that magical moment

So the only lie you'll be telling is we print on recycled paper.

So we just throw this away?

So we thought it would be useful...

So we'll call you 'Red headed Emily,'

So we're agreed, it's complete garbage.

So welcome to tonight's episode...

So what do you say?

So when I get to the train yard, I won't look foolish.

So why not?

So you can stay there whenever you want.

So you think it's fine if she works for Zack?

So you think it's okay?

So you wanted to learn something physical and you came to Howard Wolowitz?

So you're gonna throw me under the bus?

So you're keeping busy, you're not lonely?

So you're not going to Comic Con?

So, are you excited to have your own place again?

So, Bernadette, if I express interest in your baby,

So, Bert, you were telling us how you updated your profile

So, did you confront Jennifer?

So, did you tell him about Princeton yet?

So, did you wind up sending that machine back?

So, do you wanna come?

So, hang out with me and we'll have boys' night.

So, he's my ex boyfriend, who cares?

So, hey, um, are you sure the guys are okay with me coming?

So, how does the story end?

So, I have to bring Penny,

So, I was just warming up some milk for Halley,

So, is this your first time dating a scientist?

So, Leonard tells me you've had a busy day.

So, my mother thought I was incapable of finding a mate,

So, normal?

So, Penny, what's going on with you, how's the job?

So, Rebecca, how did you become a personal trainer?

So, Sheldon, have you talked to Amy?

So, tell me about your scalar dark energy experiment.

So, tell me, do you have any plans for the weekend?

So, tell me, how did Sheldon look with an earring?

So, the key is

So, the only time I'll see him is when he pulls his car in,

So, the part where he got stood up didn't clue you in?

So, they're both trying to make each other happy,

So, things started to turn around?

So, trick her.

So, what did you and Leonard do?

So, what do you guys think that's about?

So, what happened in Texas that was so bad?

So, what happens next?

So, what we did was map out the entire room

So, when I got up at 4:00 a.m. to drive you across the desert

So, while we're at your mother's house,

So, you know, if the conversation lags, we can talk about their wedding.

So, you told her she was being dumb?

So, you were telling us how Raj was terrible in bed.

So, you're gonna be room mates with Bert?

So?

So?

So?

So? Doctors like me.

Soft kitty, warm kitty Little ball of fur

Solids and liquids handled by one utensil? That'll never work.

Some Asian baby.

Some wine.

Someone's been shopping at Gucci.

Something on your mind?

Something's going on with Bernadette.

Sometimes it makes them want a guy even more.

Sometimes people say things they don't mean.

Sometimes, Howard wears a striped shirt so we can play 'Where's Wolowitz?'

Son of a bitch, it's five and a half.

Soon.

Sorry again for barging in.

Sorry, guys. This club was so great.

Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

Sorry, I don't have a list of defunct search engines that I miss.

Sorry, I need to work on this engine,

Sorry, is that Gary with one 'R' or two?

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry. Howie's back at work and there's just so much going on.

Sorry. Oh, no, my grown son

Sorry. Thank you.

Sorry. You're not a dork.

Sorry. You're still gonna go, right?

Sounds great.

Sounds like a big night.

Sounds like a lot of work.

Sounds like everyone's staying home. What do you say?

Sounds like you get it.

Sounds serious. Have I been a bad boy?

Speaking of occupants,

Speaking of which, for day care, it'll be easy for me to drop her off

Speaking of which, I have some news about your Aunt Trixie.

Spoiler, way.

Spoiler, works.

Spruce up the place.

Start the little ones at $50.

Stay out of this.

Step.

Step.

Still like to know who Jerry is.

Stop crying. I'm begging you. I don't know what else to do.

Stop crying. I'm begging you. I don't know what else to do.

Stop enjoying their fight.

Stop, you're gonna make me cry.

Stretch...

Stuart, don't you drink my milk!

Stuart, Penny, Leonard's mom, Bernadette, Wil Wheaton...

Stuart. You didn't have to make dinner.

Stupid idea.

Such as using a minimal amount of words to convey my point.

Sure, happy to.

Sure, she won't know where I went or if I'm ever coming back.

Sure, sorry.

Sure.

Sure. Open up a college fund, shop for life insurance

Sure. You're living here for free, I guess I owe you.

Surprised I didn't wake her up walking out of the room.

Surrounded by friends and loved ones who appreciate you,

Taking handouts won't help that.

Talk to me, tell me what's going on?

Talking about the trailer for Deadpool 2.

Tammy Jo Saint Cloud.

Tammy Jo, don't say that. You'll make him feel bad.

Tasteless.

Television teaches us that the man is supposed to sleep on the couch.

Terrific. Do you wanna hear our new set of ground rules?

Thank you for asking.

Thank you for cooking, it looks delicious.

Thank you for making me tea.

Thank you for presenting it so articulately.

Thank you for presenting it so articulately.

Thank you, Bert. You're a good man.

Thank you, but how do I know you're not saying that just to be nice?

Thank you, but if I'm gonna just take advantage of my friends,

Thank you, but it doesn't look like I'm going to Comic Con this year.

Thank you, God, for the food that we are about to receive

Thank you, Howard.

Thank you, Internet.

Thank you, Sheldon.

Thank you, Sheldon. I'm feeling better now.

Thank you, that means a lot.

Thank you, that means a lot.

Thank you, you are a good citizen.

Thank you!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Can we just talk about something else?

Thank you. I appreciate that.

Thank you. Okay, I'm gonna try and get some work done.

Thanks for pointing it out, you're such a jerk.

Thanks to you, my colleagues are gossiping about our sex life.

Thanks, babe.

Thanks, but the thing is I'll be gone for a few months

Thanks, I'll go grab a chair.

Thanks, ladies, this was fun!

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks. You, too.

That a bunch of awkward scientists with no social skills

That allowed us to get the size of the prototype down to the target specs.

That an action potential is seen by the visual cortex.

That can signal brain damage.

That chews its way in on cold nights, go there.

That didn't happen.

That doesn't make any sense, she knows I have a girlfriend.

That doesn't paint me in the best light.

That doesn't seem to be where I shine.

That Howard offers him a place to live first?

That I would do to her.

That I'd have some problem with him moving into my room, you're wrong.

That I'm not always a loving and supportive boyfriend,

That is a daring and insightful solution.

That is a foolish expense, and I forbid it.

That is a valid point.

That is ridiculous.

That is the figurative 'you,' not the literal 'you.'

That is the word on the street, dear.

That is true, I have said that.

That is true.

That lady has a name.

That list is strong.

That makes sense. 'Cause she's gone and you miss her.

That must've been expensive.

That my personal relationship with Amy Farrah Fowler

That one had some un Christian words in it.

That one I can tell you. Yes.

That result in increased empathy.

That something just clicked.

That sounds awful.

That sounds expensive.

That sounds really nice.

That the brain itself is in two different quantum states,

That the hormones associated with our fight or flight response

That was a waste of time. I'm such an idiot.

That was fun, like Mario Kart.

That was six years ago. I'm talking about tonight.

That was so fast.

That woman not only had vigorous coitus with Bert

That woman who stood you up and humiliated you last night really missed out.

That works!

That would be amazing!

That would be great, thank you.

That would make a nice needlepoint pillow.

That would mean that this delay parameter should be increased 250 milliseconds.

That you're a loving and supportive boyfriend.

That you're fundamentally unlovable and therefore going to be alone forever.

That'll do it.

That'll just make the 10 minutes between

That's a great idea.

That's a heaping helping of irony right there.

That's a paradox.

That's a penguin I sponsor.

That's a personal best.

That's a real thing?

That's a ridiculous rule.

That's a risk I'm willing to take

That's a turbo.

That's a weak spot for you.

That's a website for geologists to find love.

That's actually funny.

That's actually not a bad idea.

That's different!

That's enough. Put her away.

That's equally effective

That's exactly what she was saying.

That's for your parade of room mates to do.

That's good

That's great, but the Air Force approved the specs. We're good to go.

That's great, how so?

That's great, I'm happy for you.

That's great. Good for you.

That's hilarious.

That's it. We're dead

That's just great.

That's nice.

That's nice. I haven't had much success meeting people online.

That's nice. I wear a size eight and a half.

That's not a problem, we can figure this out.

That's not it, because you're clearly upset.

That's not true!

That's nothing, Howie said she touched his hand.

That's okay, I'm fine.

That's probably my fault.

That's reserved for thoughts I don't share with anyone.

That's ridiculous.

That's ridiculous. You're a brilliant man.

That's right, we figured it out all by ourselves.

That's right.

That's small.

That's smart, because Sheldon one, Amy zero.

That's so sweet of you.

That's sweet, but you did just fine on your own.

That's terrible.

That's terrific, I'll call you right back.

That's the one.

That's the only kind of admonishing I do.

That's understandable.

That's very kind of you, Stuart.

That's what my dermatologist said.

That's what you said to me when I started dating him.

That's where you go.

That's why I keep refilling his water when he's not looking.

That's why they're doing it!

That's wonderful!

That's wonderful!

The Air Force did it again! They're erasing our lives.

The baby's asleep. Can we put her in your room?

The best years of your life are still ahead of you.

The bigger question is, what are you gonna eat with that spoon?

The coefficient isn't lambda. It's lambda sub one.

The day care's great. It's on campus.

The display is synced to your phone.

The Domino's guy brings the pizza like this now.

The elevator shaft always had a tree in it.

The end.

The food here is supposed to be great. Don't fill up on chips.

The housekeeper does the shopping.

The jet ski worked, I got her back.

The kid with the two shirts screwed us again.

The last time a big project ended for Howie,

The light's green.

The math is so inelegant, I'm not even sure it makes sense.

The moment one ball is at the top of its arc, you toss the next one.

The more you try to control her, the more she'll push back.

The National Belt Buckle Collectors meet and greet.

The neurofibers will become thicker and the glial cells more lustrous.

The notebook isn't in the bathroom.

The orangutan mother builds her baby a new home every night,

The other day, she said she was self conscious

The perfect way to clean up crime, and tushies.

The place looks great. Did you guys get a maid?

The place where Albert Einstein taught

The place where Albert Einstein taught

The point is, this could be nothing and we are all overreacting.

The railway is four hours from the nearest airport,

The rate of spinning for the central axis centrifuge

The salesman said it could survive a plane crash, so...

The servants would just take him far away so we couldn't hear it.

The summer conference on algebraic topology at Caltech

The terrible part is ever since then

The terrifying reality of being trapped in a relationship with Amy forever.

The theory is that if you really tax your brain,

The tighty whities on your head ain't changing my mind.

The top secret military information I'm about to tell you.

The top secret military information I'm about to tell you.

The world's most boring liquid and the world's most boring vegetable,

Then go across the hall, get their mattress and put it over here.

Then I got scared again 'cause there are all these strangers

Then it clacked.

Then it clicked, then it clacked, click clack,

Then it's settled.

Then Leonard's basically a cheese course.

Then simply sit, spin, stand.

Then step, grab, tiny pivot, pull and you're there.

Then that means you may not have meant what you just said.

Then this is probably too many clothes.

Then use the shoot button,

Then why didn't you say that?

Then you were somewhere on Colorado Boulevard.

Then your grandparents mumble and have bad posture.

There are a lot of memories wrapped up in that room.

There are definitely stupid questions

There are dozens of rail road crossings you have to blow the whistle for.

There have definitely been days when I was sad and you could tell.

There is no reason to leave here.

There she is.

There's a chance she might be okay with it.

There's a cucumber in my water.

There's a tree on you.

There's always one.

There's an old saying in juggling...

There's gotta be other ways you can make a quick buck.

There's more than enough in there to cover Comic Con.

There's my pretty girlfriend.

There's no need to call an idea stupid.

There's no shame in asking for a break.

There's no way a woman that attractive is trying to seduce Sheldon Cooper.

There's only one clear choice.

There's really not much left to tell.

There's something on the wind shield.

There's trivia contests and Dungeons & Dragons.

These are crunches, by the way.

These are hydration backpacks. They're for efficiency.

They can't, there's an important Little League game tomorrow.

They complete my ensemble. What do you want?

They haven't said.

They start with infatuation, but over time mellow into something more comfortable.

They wouldn't say.

They'll know that I've been rooting for them the whole time.

They'll let me stay as long as I want.

They'll take you to McDonald's.

They're both shocking.

They're copying you two.

They're even required to be current on all vaccinations.

They're losing their homes to global warming,

They're sending a prototype for you to beta test.

They're still having girls' night across the hall.

They've found a need to take yet another room mate.

Things are about to get nuts

Things going well with you and Sheldon living together?

Things have been going really well with the infinite persistence gyroscope.

Think of yourself as one of those limited edition toys

Think this all looks good.

Thinking and building is what you do.

Third floor, wrong apartment.

Thirty years from now, if you're still single

This article says the peak age for making a Nobel Prize winning discovery is 40.

This circle contains only me and you.

This conversation is over.

This could have all been avoided if you had only listened to me.

This doesn't happen very often, but here comes a hug.

This is a different approach.

This is a different approach.

This is a man who is going to great lengths to better himself.

This is about Rajesh moving in with Leonard and Penny.

This is all very upsetting.

This is an interesting way to stay out of it.

This is exactly why I didn't want to talk about it.

This is for you.

This is for you.

This is great. Everyone's nice, it's comfortable.

This is just something you usually do together,

This is new.

This is our first fight as a couple who live together.

This is so generous of you. I don't know what to say.

This is very disconcerting.

This isn't about me and Sheldon,

This isn't fair.

This means a lot.

This one says that every time I go out.

This sandwich has six dollars' worth of ham in it.

This thing works like gang busters.

This thing's pretty cool.

This train thing worked out better than I thought.

This was a potential issue,

Those are just the things I say out loud.

Those do look fun.

Through a stall door, you're crazy.

Through the cryocooler or through the vacuum filter.

Tina?

To an antique train museum, I didn't have to?

To analyse subtle changes in breathing and heart rate.

To be fair, we may have been on edge because of the Christmas tree.

To bless these Sloppy Joes.

To call in and share your favourite Fun with Flags moments.

To distract from your marital problems.

To do what, shake a can of nickels at them?

To get the swim fins off, and then we went out.

To help you make small talk.

To identify every squeak.

To indicate that you're accepting Leonard in 'as is' condition

To know what exactly I don't want in a man.

To look up at the stars without a roof over your head.

To see the movie based on our lives starring more attractive versions of us.

To show her that women can be mothers and still have satisfying careers.

To struggle with recognizing emotional cues.

To success without Raj.

To the reduction of scale problem.

To the train store and to a Walgreens in Arcadia,

To this day, I've never touched Stuart.

To use radon markers to map the structures that...

To which Schrodinger says, 'if someone is looking in the window, I'm leaving.'

To work for someone you used to date?

Told you we should've gone to LEGOLAND.

Told you!

Told you.

Too late. Stuart called dibs.

Took me a week to stop accidentally texting kissy faces to everyone.

Trying to catch up on office emails before I go back.

Trying to pick one to live in.

Two signals meet up in the corpus callosum, and T equals zero.

Two.

Ugh!

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

Uh oh, it's Raj. Everything okay?

Uh oh, what's going on?

Uh oh. Someone's got two dates to the nerd prom.

Uh, before we do,

Uh, chips.

Uh, could I talk to you in the hall for a sec?

Uh, it's more complicated than that.

Uh, let me put it this way, do you own a barrel and suspenders?

Uh, listen, I just wanted to let you know

Uh, no, it's pretty private actually.

Uh, Penny, I don't know how to say this,

Uh, rule number one, no using sexuality to get your way.

Uh, she'll be in her crate, it's not a big deal.

Uh, so, Ramona, tell us about yourself, do you have a boyfriend?

Uh, so, we've been talking, and if you need a place to stay,

Uh, soon as I have the place set up, I'm gonna have you guys over.

Uh, that's not even a math symbol, that's just Charlie Brown's hair.

Uh, the one at Caltech has a crazy wait list.

Uh, well, I was dating a woman at the university but we broke up

Uh, well, she's single, so if somebody else asks her out,

Uh, what's new?

Uh, yeah, sure, I'll check with Leonard.

Uh, yeah, why do you ask?

Uh, you could charge people money to punch you.

Uh, you don't remember?

Uh, you were in the building, you were at the university,

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Um, I also take care of Halley.

Um, well... Yeah, you got me.

Um. Yes, howdy, partner.

Uni, bi, tri, menstrual, all cycles are dumb.

Unless I disagree.

Unless it was singing Be Our Guest, I doubt it.

Unless Leonard's apartment also has a raccoon

Unless you wanna do it.

Unlike you, she's tall, blonde and used to be an Olympic swimmer.

Using a higher temperature Bose Einstein condensate,

Usually my brother and sister go...

Very mature. Keep eating like that, you're gonna have a heart attack.

Very well, but if you don't mind, I'd still like to pause for effect.

Very well, prepare for a long night of deceit.

Very well.

Very well.

Very well. And you got married spur of the moment.

Vigorously?

Wait a minute. Hey, let me see your phone.

Wait now. Shouldn't we just eat?

Wait, are you saying if we combine my experiment with your calculations,

Wait, how everyone else found out is a mystery to me.

Wait, I need help getting down.

Wait, I remember.

Wait, is it rose gold?

Wait, Leonard, he's hurting, let him feel how he feels.

Wait, so you're just going to take all the work we've done

Wait, so, did all of you go on to better relationships after me?

Wait, wait, not shopping for clothes, right? Because look.

Wait, wait, wait, what's Leonard lying about?

Wait, wait, who's gonna break it to the penguin?

Wait, wait. She's settling down.

Wait, wait. Where's my bag? My phone and my wallet are in my bag.

Wait, well why are we talking about our place

Wait, what happened to 8:00, and 7:00, and all the other o'clocks?

Wait, you don't want me to go?

Wait, you took my room,

Wait. What did she say?

Wanna kick it off?

Was a friendly uncle who brought you presents.

Was also my motto as a lonely teenager.

Was one of the best things that ever happened to me.

Wash it or burn it. Your choice.

Watch. It's easy once you get the hang of it.

We are family now.

We are going find out.

We are not getting a life size Spider Man statue.

We are on the same team, but it is a competition.

We both think so.

We can determine the precise moment in time

We can get this.

We can just lock the door, you don't have to kill him.

We can undo it.

We can't, he was already fixed when I found him at the shelter.

We could paint ourselves green and be Hulk and She Hulk.

We covered this. I'm dumb

We did the propagation only to the occipital lobe,

We didn't think you'd be able to do two things at once.

We didn't want you to worry.

We do have Sheldon's old room.

We do seem to keep finding room mates.

We don't have marital problems.

We don't know anything about them.

We don't know, his mother never had him tested.

We don't literally mean these flags, that's just where we have dinner.

We don't.

We have a chance to disprove the role of consciousness

We just went swimming.

We love you, too.

We love you, too.

We met on a dating website.

We need to have our stories straight.

We need to talk.

We now know why MasterCard sent me a fraud alert.

We really need to skedaddle.

We really weren't fighting about you.

We should call Guinness, that might be a record.

We should go.

We thought you meant not letting him run out into traffic.

We thought you might like to see how it all came together.

We were discussing Raj's recent breakup and apparently I was insensitive to him.

We will. Got my dancing shoes, got my breast pump. Let's party.

We'd be happy to fix up the garage for you.

We'd be in good shape.

We'd give it to a homeless clown.

We'll all go!

We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

We'll figure something out.

We're all having dinner tonight, why don't the two of you join us?

We're being ridiculous.

We're betting to see if Koothrappali

We're colleagues, I'm currently in a...

We're facing some new challenges as a married couple.

We're finally making progress. I wish we could do it without fighting.

We're helping Raj figure out his finances.

We're ignoring the fins. Okay.

We're not getting divorced.

We're pinned down! We can't get through!

We're smart, I'm sure we can think of something.

We're so sorry if we made you feel uncomfortable,

We're talking about the same Leonard, right?

We're the only couple of our social group

We've had this planned for a week.

We've known about evolution since 1859.

We've put a lot of thought and effort into this current prototype.

We've put a lot of thought and effort into this current prototype.

Welcome to Texas.

Well, a bunch of fake snakes better not spring out of it,

Well, a lot, it's very annoying.

Well, after that Sheldon and I got out of the house for a while.

Well, and his fiancee will be there.

Well, are you worried he's like another man in her life?

Well, be careful. These are hot.

Well, clearly mental tasks are not enough.

Well, Comic Con tickets go on sale this Friday,

Well, congratulations!

Well, don't get me wrong,

Well, don't give up, maybe we can fix it.

Well, everybody has things that they need help with.

Well, excuse me, but what did you do when you worked on that allergy drug

Well, first of all,

Well, first we buttered my feet

Well, good for you. I actually have a little news myself.

Well, hang on, I'll come with you.

Well, hang on.

Well, have a lovely evening.

Well, have you talked to them about it?

Well, he didn't throw up on the baby. That's a win.

Well, he is much more attractive than Leonard.

Well, he mentioned it in his mother's eulogy,

Well, he reconfirmed with me this morning.

Well, his fiancee thought the idea of us working together was stupid.

Well, his rent and car lease are exceedingly high.

Well, how much do you spend on food?

Well, Howard and Bernadette had their baby.

Well, I didn't.

Well, I do appreciate you working on this.

Well, I don't know. You seem a little upset.

Well, I don't like it.

Well, I don't love it, but if you really want to take this job,

Well, I don't take it black.

Well, I don't want your germs around me.

Well, I felt bad about upsetting you this morning.

Well, I guess it's fixed.

Well, I haven't accepted it yet, I wanted to talk to you first.

Well, I hope not. I just hate when people play those kinds of games.

Well, I just don't think you're gonna have a good time.

Well, I know how you feel.

Well, I know this is a difficult time for you.

Well, I like being chauffeured around.

Well, I really envy your relationship.

Well, I remember waking up in the morning.

Well, I sell pharmaceuticals.

Well, I should hope so.

Well, I texted you, but you didn't respond,

Well, I think it's very nice that you're helping out our friend.

Well, I wanna make sure we get invited to all the parades.

Well, I want information in order to improve myself.

Well, I would love to help you, but since I discovered the satisfaction

Well, I would prefer if people told me exactly what is on their mind.

Well, I...

Well, I'm a lot less likely to see an Eastern Goldfinch or be murdered,

Well, I'm not going, but I do think it's nice you want to.

Well, I'm not looking forward to it,

Well, I'm not sure of the protocol.

Well, I'm really happy for you.

Well, I'm sure he'll appreciate

Well, I'm very happy for you.

Well, if that's the case,

Well, if we run the xenon stream through the cryocooler,

Well, if X equals the amount that you'll miss me, then I'll miss you X plus one.

Well, if you haven't noticed, I've been between them for the last 10 years

Well, if you honestly...

Well, if you're really worried about your career,

Well, if your idea of fun is riding in a minivan to Target for diapers,

Well, instead of dwelling on the negative, think about this.

Well, is she a geologist?

Well, it certainly would be easier.

Well, it is! If I wanted to hold three things at once, I'd wear cargo pants.

Well, it sounded like you were having a rough day,

Well, it was really no problem.

Well, it's a bar, so pretty good.

Well, it's hard to say. I've never really lived by myself.

Well, it's like that science thing.

Well, it's no different than

Well, it's not just doing simple cognitive tasks.

Well, last night Amy was angry with me

Well, Leonard wants me to do more stuff like that with him,

Well, let's try to not let it ruin the rest of our trip.

Well, like you gals,

Well, maybe this'll cheer you up.

Well, maybe what's in my pants will change your mind.

Well, maybe, I mean, it seems kind of perfect.

Well, my father pays for it! Do you know how much your rent is?

Well, my wife is four foot ten and sexually satisfied,

Well, no offence, but I didn't go to art school.

Well, no, I'm just warning you, you know,

Well, now that you point it out...

Well, our friend Raj moved into my old room,

Well, people who are abducted by aliens lose time.

Well, perfect. I made us sandwiches.

Well, run down the pros and cons of each for me.

Well, she gets it from me.

Well, she likes me.

Well, she's done.

Well, Sheldon always has his pants on.

Well, Sheldon said that he was gonna work with me

Well, Sheldon, turns out we didn't need you after all.

Well, Sheldon's getting a little better with dogs.

Well, since you enjoyed getting rid of all my stuff,

Well, since you find my magic tricks so embarrassing,

Well, sloth babies cling to their mothers' bodies for almost a year.

Well, so he's using his money to attract a mate.

Well, so I was right.

Well, sometimes women don't care.

Well, sometimes you can get free food and Wi Fi from the neighbours.

Well, sure you do.

Well, sweetie, that's crazy.

Well, thank you for letting me know. And I, for one, am thrilled.

Well, thank you, Penny.

Well, thanks. And I don't want you to be stuck at a job you don't like.

Well, that was just because my mother got in my head.

Well, that would make me feel better.

Well, that would raise a number of problems.

Well, that's a nice offer.

Well, that's been my room since before I met Leonard,

Well, that's hard to hear, but I'll still take you back.

Well, that's sweet. I bet you'll have fun.

Well, that's wonderful, congratulations.

Well, the bra under here ain't beige.

Well, the last three nights, I've had to take him to get a haircut,

Well, the more details, the more sorry.

Well, then at least hold her still, so I can pretend she's stuffed.

Well, then you get it.

Well, then, I want you to step away from the situation and call me immediately.

Well, then, I want you to step away from the situation and call me immediately.

Well, there is our quantum cognition experiment.

Well, there's a sink out there, that takes care of half your problems.

Well, this is a moisturising mask.

Well, this is highly insulting.

Well, this is rare, I don't know which one of you I want to stop talking first.

Well, this isn't an easy time for him.

Well, to be honest, Leonard's on the other line,

Well, to be truthful, lately...

Well, unless it's Raj, in which case we'll probably get a person of colour.

Well, wait,

Well, we can make some space in the garage,

Well, we had started binge watching Luke Cage together,

Well, we were on our way to my mother's house...

Well, we've loved having you around. Right, sweetie?

Well, what do you know?

Well, what do you want me to do?

Well, what have you done that would upset her?

Well, what if she's correct?

Well, what if you make it sound so bad, she won't wanna go?

Well, what is there to gossip about? We barely have one!

Well, what is there to talk about? You have to take it, it's important.

Well, what's wrong with that?

Well, whatever it is, it looks heavy.

Well, when you get the machine you can find out.

Well, why wouldn't this be a safe place?

Well, with as much debt as you have, probably not next year, either.

Well, with as much debt as you have, probably not next year, either.

Well, you and I would get our own room, right?

Well, you don't need a machine for that.

Well, you know, it's easy to take each other for granted

Well, you said tickets don't go on sale till Friday, right?

Well, you see, I'm doing this so I can stop being spoiled

Well, you sound like one now.

Well, you're a grown man with a steady job,

Well, you're excited about this opportunity, right?

Well, you're pretty delicate.

Well, you're the one worried

Well?

Well... Didn't think this is where my life would be.

Were you aware of this?

What about his dog?

What about the woman who just buttered your big flat feet?

What am I supposed to say? 'Stop having fun without me'?

What are the odds of running into you here?

What are the reasons women reject Raj?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing? I...

What are you going to do about it?

What are you looking at?

What are you making?

What are you reading?

What are you sad about?

What are you saying, that you're giving up on me?

What are you talking about? We're fine.

What are you wearing, O Friend Who We Pretend Is Normal?

What are you working on?

What brought that on?

What did you do, delete your photo?

What do I have to be happy about? My life's a wreck.

What do we do?

What do you say?

What do you think?

What do you wanna know?

What do you want to learn?

What do you want us to do?

What does it look like?

What does it say I'm feeling?

What does it say?

What else are you gonna do with it, put it in your coffee?

What else did you want me to do?

What emergency happened at the LA Zoo?

What feelings?

What happened to learning the unicycle?

What happened to me? I used to excel at these things.

What happened to our love?

What happened with the tree?

What have we done?

What have we done?

What I need, is to get to work.

What if he lives in your garage?

What if I become strange and eccentric?

What if I were?

What if she likes the people who work there more than us?

What if the fighting is the reason we're making progress?

What if there's someone who just likes controlling other people

What if we don't fold our clothes at all?

What if you didn't step on the floor at all?

What if you got a giant slingshot and flung yourself into the wall?

What if you stop helping?

What is 'Pink Cheeks'?

What is happening?

What is it?

What is Leonard doing calling you at this hour?

What is that?

What is this?

What just happened?

What kind of father gives up on his son?

What should we have done differently?

What smells so good?

What, are you crazy? I'm on a unicycle!

What, so you think Bernadette's just gonna let you

What, you wouldn't trust him?

What?

What?

What?

What? Are you really upset about Randall coming?

What? Did he Purell?

What? He said he was fine.

What? Is it another video of him and his dog

What? ls there another twist coming? Is the baby not theirs at all?

What? Say something.

What? So... You thought I was going to be alone for the rest of my life?

What? What do I make you do?

What? Where is this coming from?

What? Why didn't you say anything?

What? Why?

What? Why?

What? You are. Aren't you sweet?

What... He loves you, okay?

What... Hello, Bert, and what is your flag related comment or query?

What... So you're attempting to pinpoint where consciousness resides in the brain?

What... Stop looking at that.

What'd she say?

What's all this?

What's going on with that woman you're dating?

What's going on with you?

What's going on?

What's going on?

What's going on?

What's so funny?

What's so important on your phone?

What's that little dot in the middle?

What's that supposed to mean?

What's that? Are you workin' on your resume?

What's the difference?

What's the matter?

What's the matter?

What's the occasion?

What's this?

What's this?

What's this?

What's this?

What's weird is that Penny almost got a science fact right.

What's with the gloves?

What's wrong?

Whatcha working on?

Whatever medication Amy's clearly giving you.

Whatever you want. So, shall we get to work?

Whatever.

When did I decide to pick it up?

When does that start?

When Fun with Flags was born.

When he saw Marshmallow Peeps after Easter.

When I get home and her bedtime even more special.

When I go back to work we're gonna leave her with these people.

When my fiancee found out that I was offering a job to my ex girlfriend,

When she called me an insensitive jerk, I'd like to think she meant it.

When Sheldon used to climb in bed with us during a thunderstorm.

When Sheldon's old room is sitting there perfectly empty?

When the IRS questions us in separate rooms,

When the wave function collapses?

When was the last time you got a massage?

When you end them with 'wockawocka' or 'ha cha cha.'

When you get my credit card bill,

When you moved here you didn't have a lot of money, how'd you get by?

When you swing an axe, you don't let go.

Whenever I see mine, he calls in a bunch of other doctors to have a look.

Whenever I'm thirsty, I have access to water.

Where did I fail as a father?

Where did you get it?

Where did you move it?

Where each squeak is and we can find a quiet path to the crib.

Where they still have the 'good ibuprofen.'

Where we will take a look back at the history of Fun with Flags

Where would he stay? We already have Stuart.

Where would we be if poodle breeders had that attitude?

Where's Howard?

Where's my notebook? My notebook's gone. Oh, no.

Where's the fire and brimstone?

Where's the judgement?

Where's the part where you tell us we're going to hell,

Which delivers stability and adaptability to uneven terrain.

Which gives you an opportunity to show her

Which he only did once.

Which is just a really hard to spell word for drugs.

Which is?

Which raises a neuroscientific question.

Which really hurts because I bought her that phone.

Which was dumb.

Which, by the way, is not an officially recognized breed,

Which, unlike my body, is an okay place to tickle.

While I was pre soaking lentils out of my pants.

While I'm gone, you can think about how mean you were to me.

While their relationship is strained.

While we worked on our Air Force project

While you were a closeted ventriloquist.

Who cuts the crust off your sandwiches.

Who doesn't need to fill the holes in their relationship with a third party.

Who don't talk about work like it's some kind of soap opera.

Who else has access to this room?

Who forgot to crack the window?

Who knows what he has down there.

Who likes a contingency plan.

Who's as smart as me, as tall as me, and has hair like Thor,

Who's as smart as me, as tall as me, and has hair like Thor,

Who's he?

Who's interested in more than just your money.

Who's Paul?

Who's ready to laugh?

Whoa, just trying to help.

Whoa, there's forward, reverse, set the brakes.

Whoo whoo!

Whoo!

Why am I naked from the waist down?

Why are you doing this?

Why are you saying we have marital problems?

Why aren't you talking to me?

Why did you even go to dinner with the guy?

Why didn't you tell me?

Why do you bounce with your hands in the air like that?

Why don't we go around the room,

Why don't you ask me what I'm working on?

Why don't you just start with the worst thing?

Why don't you just tell her not to come?

Why don't you just tell him you don't wanna go?

Why don't you think she's fine? She sounds fine. She looks fine.

Why they broke up with me and how I can be a better boyfriend.

Why would I be upset?

Why would you do that, Raj?

Why would you do that?

Why would you do that?

Why would you even put those words together?

Why would you say you wanted to go if you didn't?

Why wouldn't you spend all your father's money.

Why, are they naughty?

Why, do you not want me to go?

Why, I really appreciate it. Can you hold on one second?

Why?

Why?

Why?

Why?

Why?

Why?

Will you go with me?

Will you marry me?

Will you promise not to make me touch it?

With pay, sucker!

With video games and comic books.

With your sales record, you have nothing to worry about.

Without me.

Without me.

Women don't want that.

Wonderful.

Wondering how it all began?

Would invent a machine to do it for them?

Would you like to know the state bird or the murder rate?

Would you like to play a driving game I invented?

Would you like to see some of his letters?

Would you please help us make a Relationship Agreement?

Would you stop writing?

Wouldn't that be a life well lived?

Wouldn't that be nice.

Wouldn't you feel better about yourself if you were more independent?

Wow, I find that hard to believe.

Wow, that's a big step.

Wow, working on a top secret government project,

Wow! That is a lot of people jammed in there.

Wow.

Wow. Don't let him get away.

Wow. He finally used it? What'd you do?

Wow. Look at that.

Wow. That's so cool.

Wow. Wonder what they're redacting.

Write down 'loving son.'

Wrong, we were standing outside my room in the hallway.

Yeah, and do you remember what you said?

Yeah, and there are a few things that we need to stay on top of

Yeah, and this one won't stain my teeth purple.

Yeah, back when his haircut was fashionable.

Yeah, breastfeeding burns like 5,000 calories a day.

Yeah, but before you do any of that, scratch my nose.

Yeah, but he doesn't live here anymore.

Yeah, but one of those scientists is a tall, blonde Olympic swimmer!

Yeah, but she also used to sleep with Zack.

Yeah, but that's shooting fish in a barrel.

Yeah, but you're going to be back in three months.

Yeah, eventually I figured out how to get the baby to sleep.

Yeah, eventually.

Yeah, everyone at the university does.

Yeah, for a little while.

Yeah, go ahead.

Yeah, great. Um, I'll put food in her top half,

Yeah, he has a gift.

Yeah, here, I'll catch you up.

Yeah, hold on, we don't know anything about this woman.

Yeah, I guess they don't have Sanskrit for 'butts up and heads down.'

Yeah, I guess.

Yeah, I guess. I am making decent money.

Yeah, I just didn't want you to feel bad about it.

Yeah, I know, but he was my friend first.

Yeah, I mean,

Yeah, I mean, there's you and my parents.

Yeah, I remember us driving up there, going to the winery and that's it.

Yeah, I saw something for Halley and I couldn't resist.

Yeah, I want this.

Yeah, I was joking.

Yeah, I wish I had that with Howard.

Yeah, I'm making a bunch of changes. This morning I fired my dog walker.

Yeah, I'm putting you in charge of my finances.

Yeah, if you want us to look like losers.

Yeah, it doesn't need to be smaller.

Yeah, it was, but it's my father's money and I'm mad at him.

Yeah, it's a crushed velvet baby cape.

Yeah, it's weird.

Yeah, it's yours.

Yeah, its weight and smoothness,

Yeah, let me finish packing this stuff up.

Yeah, lying isn't my favourite part of the job.

Yeah, maybe your dad's right.

Yeah, me too. I love you.

Yeah, me, too.

Yeah, of course. Why?

Yeah, okay, sure. What's going on with your brother?

Yeah, on our first date, Leonard used a coupon to buy me a pretzel.

Yeah, only when your brother eats this, no one has to call Poison Control.

Yeah, right? It's funny.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, see, now I feel terrible, like I'm being selfish and holding you back.

Yeah, see, what's happening here signals brain damage.

Yeah, she's definitely going after Sheldon.

Yeah, so what else is going on with your life?

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, that is pretty annoying.

Yeah, that is the sexiest dog.

Yeah, that used to drive me nuts. He's kind of a mama's boy.

Yeah, that's funny.

Yeah, that's right, keep asking yourself that!

Yeah, that's rude.

Yeah, the field was just here. The field said no.

Yeah, their slogan is,

Yeah, there's a million reasons a woman would shoot Raj down.

Yeah, there's room in the bed by Sheldon's feet.

Yeah, they say the yeast in beer helps with milk production.

Yeah, this is a special circumstance.

Yeah, um...

Yeah, until someone left him in the drug store parking lot and he freaked out.

Yeah, wait. Before we eat,

Yeah, we barely use it, so, it'll be like it's yours.

Yeah, we're all dressed up, why go home?

Yeah, we're killing it.

Yeah, well, a circumstance can happen twice and still be special.

Yeah, well, get this! Neither does Penny, that's why she doesn't want to go.

Yeah, well, we worked at the same place as you

Yeah, well, you should be.

Yeah, what's going on with you guys?

Yeah, which he rudely announced on my flag show.

Yeah, why?

Yeah, women do like a man that can support himself.

Yeah, women do like a man that can support himself.

Yeah, yeah, bye, Leonard.

Yeah, you guys did this all on your own.

Yeah, you'd think.

Yeah, you're a grown man who's highly educated.

Yeah, you're right. You know,

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah? And you thought Spock ears were only good for Comic Con.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Although when he was trying to figure out the tip,

Yeah. I'm getting all my exes together in order to discuss

Yeah. It can get chilly,

Yeah. Like Bernadette used to look at me.

Yeah. Shoes, I'm a seven and a half, boots I'm an eight.

Yeah. Well,

Yeah. With gasoline and a match, sure.

Yeah. You know, the last couple of weeks have been pretty rough,

Yep, all in the bag.

Yep, that's working out great for me.

Yes, 'probably,'

Yes, but that's gonna be true of a lot of guys she works for.

Yes, he is!

Yes, I'll take you back.

Yes, I'm juggling my love for you and my embarrassment of you right now.

Yes, it is delicious.

Yes, Sheldon?

Yes, starting now.

Yes, that is wonderful,

Yes, that is wonderful,

Yes, this is remarkable.

Yes, we skyped this morning,

Yes, yes. You bruise, you peel...

Yes, you are.

Yes, you're fine as long as you have a buffer living with you

Yes.

Yes. 'Please find someone who cares.'

Yes. I don't care for unconscious thoughts.

Yes. I may have lost my guidance system and my girlfriend,

Yes. I think you'd like her.

Yes. I'm trying to figure out, to the nanometre and the attosecond,

Yes. Too loud.

Yes. Yeah, it seemed daunting at first,

Yes. Yes, he's working for the government on an infinite persistence gyroscope.

You actually expect me to do this while holding a baby in the dark?

You actually got in a pool?

You actually think Penny will have fun at Comic Con?

You also got a nosebleed watching Up.

You also never had sex in that room, that's something else to look forward to.

You and I are in a relationship.

You and I can give it a go.

You and I could spend more time on that.

You and Leonard don't have anything in common, maybe you should break up.

You and your stupid machine started this fight.

You are lucky that this feelings machine doesn't have feelings.

You are... Happy?

You both look 10 years older than I do.

You both make excellent points

You both make excellent points.

You called on him

You came into our lab in the middle of the night

You can always watch the panels online.

You can get by on your salary.

You can help us build your smaller guidance system.

You can hit him with the bat, but it's fine.

You can just feel the time being saved.

You can't afford it, Howard's gonna get in trouble,

You can't afford to hire someone who will forbid you

You can't expect us to do quality work with you popping in and out like this.

You can't find Marshmallow Peeps after Easter.

You can't kill him, he'll just respawn at the last save point.

You can't use relativistic and non relativistic vectors

You could make it a train room.

You could talk about the infinite perspective... I swear I know it.

You could try saying that without smiling.

You couple that with his penchant for dining out and shopping...

You deal with whatever comes out the bottom.

You did not just quote an NSYNC song.

You did seem a little loopy when you showed up at the lab.

You did?

You didn't get any food.

You didn't see that.

You didn't... Don't fall for it.

You do make a cute elf.

You doing okay?

You don't get it.

You don't have a problem with this, do you?

You don't have to go, you're welcome to hang with us.

You don't have to stop, just slow down, I'll jump out.

You don't know how much your rent is?

You don't know what goes on behind closed doors.

You don't need to do that! It's okay.

You don't need to have sex with him, just eat one of these.

You don't need your dad's money.

You done trying to make yourself feel better?

You feeling okay?

You first.

You gave me a bill at the end of every month.

You getting sick?

You gonna buy another round for the house?

You got fingers and a mouth, you call her.

You guys are nice, but I'm just gonna buy Rebecca a jet ski

You guys completed phase one, we'll take it from here.

You guys got this? Do you need me to come home?

You have everything she needs for day care?

You have no idea what it's like

You hold my hand, you kiss my mouth, but you draw the line at 102 fever?

You just don't wanna go alone with Sheldon.

You kept walking, I think you did.

You knew you hurt my feelings.

You know about that?

You know exactly what I need.

You know how easily I blister.

You know how Sheldon is if he sees Christmas stuff

You know she's at my parents' house, right?

You know we could've come to you guys, you didn't have to bring the baby here.

You know what happens to people like me in prison.

You know what, I'm proud of us.

You know what, I'm with Leonard, this isn't cool.

You know what? I feel uncomfortable engaging in a public display of affection

You know what? I'm not gonna go, either.

You know what? I've gone 12 times.

You know who's a super ager? Jennifer Lopez. Like, what is her secret?

You know you just split an infinitive.

You know, a loaf of bread's still three bucks.

You know, at the end of the day she was wrong, because you're not alone.

You know, bird and mammal in the same creature? No way.

You know, deep sea divers holding their breath

You know, downward facing dog

You know, how is this any different from you making me live with Sheldon?

You know, how is this any different from you making me live with Sheldon?

You know, I felt the same way about the spork

You know, I had a feeling you were using the wrong computational model,

You know, I just read a study that suggests new mothers are better

You know, I just read that a team at MIT

You know, I like harp lessons,

You know, I mean, God did take time out of his busy schedule

You know, I... I do have a way to get him out of our hair.

You know, I've a good mind to stop paying my taxes.

You know, I've learned some fun facts about New Jersey,

You know, if it's at MIT, I can make some calls.

You know, if you pump at the bar, I promise we'll get free drinks.

You know, if you wanna make extra money, I could throw some work your way.

You know, if you want, I can get ready in five minutes.

You know, in India, when my baby brother cried like that,

You know, it's nice to spend time with people

You know, it's no big deal. I can put up with anything for three days.

You know, Penny went to this spa to be away from you

You know, right now you're just a...

You know, the same thing happened to me.

You know, there was a time I would say, 'God bless you,'

You know, there was a time I would say, 'What's a soup sack?'

You know, we have the extra bedroom, and if you need it, it's yours.

You know, we'd make a great team.

You know, we're both down on our luck,

You know, we've never collaborated professionally before.

You know, what you need to do is put this Air Force project behind you

You know, when I was six,

You know, where you can just kind of relax and...

You know, with Penny and Leonard taking in Raj,

You know, you need to start raising your hand before you speak.

You know, you're exhausting! I knew working together was a bad idea.

You leave her with me, and I'm not any of those things.

You left something at home.

You make more than I do.

You managed the situation?

You marry Ms. Bernie, you marry me.

You may not have a house yet, but your apartment's great.

You might be forgetting another accomplishment of the past year.

You might want to pack enough clothes for the rest of our lives.

You need a break?

You need sleep.

You need to push your brain out of its comfort zone and reach mental exhaustion.

You need to stop hanging out with your brain so much,

You Okay?

You okay? You kind of look like Zack trying to figure out that tip.

You poor things, you must be exhausted.

You put me in charge of your finances.

You realize they called when you took her.

You really believe that?

You really believe that?

You really care about that last one?

You really figured it out?

You really have secrets you don't tell me?

You really think that's funny?

You really think there's reason to worry?

You really want to challenge yourself, you could learn to speak Hindi.

You really wouldn't mind?

You relax. I'll take this shift.

You remember that Dr. Nowitzki I told you about?

You said juggling was dumb too.

You said you're gonna do all this stuff for me, right?

You seem to think you don't have to try anymore.

You set 'em up, I knock 'em down. Good job.

You should be happy someone wants to do the stuff with Penny you don't want to.

You should have asked Leonard.

You should send that to Jimmy Fallon.

You sign here, date here, and Penny, if you could initial here

You start changing the words to the prayers,

You startin' to see why I didn't go in there?

You sure you don't fit in? You sound like a catty bitch to me.

You sure? They're open till dos.

You think that stuff is fun? Being a parent is terrifying.

You think you should call Amy?

You turned my friends against me, I hope you're happy.

You understood the math?

You wanna bet? You never exercise.

You wanna bet? You never exercise.

You wanna decorate it tonight?

You wanna go shopping?

You wanna hear my Stuart?

You wanna let him live here?

You wanna talk?

You want a real challenge, try keeping me from eating more of these.

You want me to look at him and listen to him?

You want me to put on some Neil Diamond? That always makes you feel better.

You want something stupid or you did something stupid?

You were right, I was wrong.

You will no longer be able to accuse me of being spoiled.

You will no longer be able to accuse me of being spoiled.

You won't believe it, the military confiscated our project.

You work with Sheldon, you tell me.

You... What?

You'd be the king of the train store.

You'll need a good attention span

You'll never believe it. Leonard gave me the most incredible gift.

You'll text me when you arrive at the airport?

You're a clown.

You're a good friend.

You're actually going to Comic Con?

You're also too sensitive, women don't want that, either.

You're an adult who can't get by without an allowance from his parents.

You're an even better husband.

You're entitled to feel how you feel.

You're freaking me out.

You're gonna have to be more specific.

You're his little girl, he can't stay mad at you.

You're his little girl, he can't stay mad at you.

You're just gonna get criticism that hurts your feelings.

You're just using food to mask the fear

You're just waiting to exhale!

You're kidding.

You're kidding.

You're kind of a sad sack.

You're losing your apartment, you're in debt,

You're not a burden,

You're not being very nice.

You're not going to prison.

You're not gonna get information,

You're not really considering working for him, are you?

You're really sensitive about this kind of stuff.

You're right between Koothrappali's father and Omar, the one eyed Sparkletts guy.

You're right, I am humiliated.

You're right.

You're so cute.

You're so kind.

You're such a child!

You're talking about me. Very funny.

You're the one who seems upset.

You're the perfect couple.

You're upset I had a baby?

You're wasting perfectly good milk.

You're welcome. How is it?

You're working on the gyroscope tomorrow?

You've discussed aspects of our physical relationship with Penny.

You've got a great job now.

You've got feet and legs, you do it.

You've recently moved in with Dr. Fowler, yes?

Your defensiveness may indicate similar insecurities

Your father may have spoiled you, but I won't.

Your first date? What... Did you even measure her walls?

Your girlfriend was given an amazing opportunity,

Your love, it's like a river.

Your secret is safe with me.

Your socks were still in it. I had to throw it away.

Your soul is... It's like a secret that I never could keep.

Your work is done. Go home.

Yours we think, but we do not say.

Yummy.

9100?

about this girl. Yeah.

Absolutely. I'll get them.

All right, we're heading out. Mmm hmm

Am I gonna get a spanking... Just listen!

And every morning. Got it.

Are you going to? Oh, heck, no.

Are you listening? I'm sorry, go ahead.

at sensing emotions for up to two years. It's true.

Be right back. No, no. I will take care of it.

Be there bright and early. Not me, paternity leave.

Because he's scared of you? Terrified.

Bernie? Shh. She's asleep.

Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye.

Can I see that? Of course.

Champagne, champagne. Thank you.

Come here, let's talk. Ooh.

Come on, Raj! You can do this!

Come on, Sheldon. Let's go. Gladly.

Comic Con's five days. Are you kidding me?

Did that do anything? Yeah

Did you go to a cowboy bar? I...

Do they know it's there? Should I tell somebody?

Do you know how much your car costs? Not really.

Don't forget to Skype me when you arrive. I won't.

Don't you agree? I do.

Dr. Nowitzki, good to see you. Good to see you, too.

Earl Grey? Yes.

Fine, go for a little walk. Then what?

Fine, you drink it. It's just milk.

Fine. Good.

Fine. Thank you.

Give it a try. All right.

Go. Fine.

Has he ever had his own place? Yes!

Have fun. Thanks. Are you ready?

He's not gonna make it! Yes, he is!

Hello, Sheldon. Oh, hello, Amy.

Hello? Hey.

Hello. Hey.

Hello. Hi.

Hello. Hi.

Hello. Hi.

Hello. Hi. Oh, let me bring a chair for you.

Hello. Why did you tell Leonard

Here you go. Oh! Thank goodness.

Here, let me help you. Thank you.

Hey babe, you wanna drive? Sure. Or you can.

Hey, are you okay? Not really.

Hey, Bert. Yeah. Join us.

Hey, guys, come in. Thanks.

Hey, guys. Oh, hello.

Hey, that's amazing. Congratulations.

Hey, what's for dinner? Meatloaf.

Hey. Hello.

Hey. Hey, boys. How's it goin'?

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hi.

Hey. Hi.

Hey. What are you doing here?

Hey. You wanna join us?

Hi, Bert. Hello.

Hi. Hey, guys.

Hi. Hi. Hello.

Hi. There's the little family.

Hm? Okay, I think I got that.

Honey? Unsweetened... Yes.

Hot dogs. Yay.

How are you doing with... Shut up.

How did we get in the car? Stop.

How's it working out? Surprisingly well.

How's my favourite girl? Okay.

How's she doing? She's great. Here, look.

Howie? Sure.

I already cleared the browser history. You're a good woman

I am, but I'll miss you guys. I know, we'll miss you too.

I am. Okay.

I appreciate it. That's fine. She and I can cry together.

I broke up with her. Why?

I could've played that on my harp. Just roll the clip.

I don't understand what you want. I'm trying to figure it out.

I don't wanna speak for Leonard. Thank you. I...

I don't want to play a game, Sheldon. Wow!

I give up. You!

I mean, I like a little brown sugar... Guys.

I said no. It's like you're twins.

I swear... I swear...

I will. Uh huh. When you're at the gate?

I'll miss you, too. I'll miss you more.

I'm a good listener. Yeah.

I'm so proud of you. Dad, I'm trying to tell you off

I'm so proud of you. Dad, I'm trying to tell you off

I'm sure it's extremely frustrating. Thank you.

I'm sure we can figure the rest out. All right.

Ignore him. Yeah, sorry about the breakup.

Is everything okay? Yeah.

Is it? Yes. Yeah.

Is that supposed to be funny? Hold on.

It doesn't? No.

It's amazing a machine can do that. Yes

Jerry? Wait

Just look at the board. That's wrong.

Kind of? Okay, that's enough.

Leonard, would you be a lamb... She's kidding.

Leonard? Yeah, when did he leave?

Leonard? Yeah?

Leonard? Yeah.

Like J Lo's hair. Yeah...

Love you. Love you, too.

Nice try. Thanks, I was scrambling.

No, I'm fine. You sure?

No! Yes.

No. Oh, great, see you at 7:00.

No. She's busy, you call Howard. Uh, got it.

Not to tell anyone... Not to tell anyone...

Oh, good. No, they're not, you bozo!

Oh, my God, It's seven. Seven. Four

Oh, sir. Colonel Williams.

Oh, we already have our first call

Oh, yeah. Without question.

Oh, you're a genius. Yeah, I know.

Oh. A little clingy.

Oh. Oh... Well, good for you.

Oh. Cool. Stuart made it.

Okay, problem solved. Yeah. Okay.

Okay, shall we? Mm hmm.

Okay. Let's go.

Our pleasure. See you guys at work.

Paul? Paul.

Phew. Yeah.

Phones can do that? Yeah. Depends on the privacy settings.

Really? Yeah, yeah. Go ahead, open it.

Really? Yeah.

Really? I'll do anything. Great, you're hired.

Right. This is on you.

Sad. Yes,

Science it is. No, you bonehead!

She was going to find out eventually. Disagree.

She's gonna be fine. Well, of course she is.

Sheldon. Do I...

Sheldon... I know, I know!

So are you. Thank you, but I'll be fine.

So how did you two meet? Yeah.

So, cheers! Cheers!

So, how were your holidays? Oh.

So, how were your holidays? Oh.

So? So I'm running out of time.

So? What... So?

Sorry we're late. Oh, it's no problem.

Sure. Hey, how's life with your baby?

Sure. Pleasure.

Thank you. Bye. See you.

Thank you. Come on,

Thank you. No big deal,

Thank you. I just feel like... Hang on.

That better? Not really.

that is so cool. Oh.

That was fun. Thank you. Yeah, thanks.

That's because we are. Yes!

There's no way. What is happening?

This wine is why. Oh!

To denial! Whoo!

Try another one. Okay.

Ugh, there she goes. Wait, stay, I'll get her.

Wait, is anything gonna jump out of that? No, I already asked.

Walk me to my car? Of course.

Wasn't even that hard. No.

Well, here's your key back. Thank you.

Well, I guess I'm ready to go. Have a great first day back.

Well, it's not across the hall. That's it.

Well, we have had some fun, haven't we? Oh, yeah.

Well, you're home now. Yeah, it is good to be home.

What did we miss? I couldn't explain it if I tried.

What the hell? Where is everything?

What time is it? It's 9:00.

What you doing? Making lasagna.

What? Well,

What? You're kidding, why would they do that?

What's going on with your dad? And, if you really wanna hurt him,

What's it for? Uh, roofing.

What's that? A house warming gift for Raj.

What's wrong? I'm looking at the math,

Where are you moving? And when? But also, where?

Where? Wait, hang on.

Where's your bathroom? Just down there.

Which is? That ain't Sheldon.

Why? Because it's between them

Yeah, bye, sweetie. Bye.

Yeah, go ahead. Do you need help?

Yeah, sorry. Yeah.

Yeah! I knew you could do it!

Yeah! Well then, double it,

Yeah. Yes.

Yes, we're fine. Penny's gonna call her dad and tell him

Yes? We owe you an apology.

Yes. I'm looking at puppies. Aw.

You have to go. I know, but what if Sheldon...

You ready to go? All set.

You really can't remember anything? I'm trying.

You're so stupid. Hey!

?Ma??

'10% chance of liver failure' sound like a 90% chance of liver success.

'A Retrospective Retrospective.'

'and 'I said it's nothing, don't worry about it.''

'Article 10, subsection C.

'Article eight, subsection B.

'at The Nevada Northern Railway.

'but if you feel like messing with Sheldon,'

'Cause at the end, I assumed there'd be nurses.

'Cause I'm thinking of starting a support group.

'cause that was a lousy anniversary present.

'Congratulations. The bearer of this certificate

'Downward facing dog.'

'Fun with Flags, Behind the Behind the Flags.'

'Fun with Flags, Behind the Flags, A Retrospective.'

'Gas up the Ford, Martha, we're going for a drive!'

'Good grief' was originally said by Charlie Brown, geez.

'how about Thor?'

'How do you know I didn't mean Thor?'

'Huge fan' you say?

'I thought you were great, but, oh, my God,'

'I went to stay at Howard's.

'If questioned, Penny may not say that everything is fine if it isn't.

'In' one, 'the' two, 'near' three, 'future' four.

'is entitled to the ultimate train experience

'It's been a while since I've gone on a date.'

'Just throw it out.'

'Leonard and Penny, I'm sorry for all the trouble I've caused.

'Leonard will restrict video gaming in underpants to hours Penny is not home.

'Oh, Howie, I don't need food as long as I can look at my phone.'

'Oh. hey, Amy. 'I gave you one job!'

'or anything else that calls attention to his pasty little thighs.'

'Other unacceptable responses include 'It's nothing, ' 'Don't worry about it, '

'P.S., Cinnamon's with me,

'Schmuck.' Got it.

'Tammy Jo Saint Cloud.'

'tell him she's loose in the building.'

'that they're doing a good job.'

'The baby threw up on Howard and then Howard threw up on Howard.'

'These here parts?'

'This includes boxers, briefs, thongs, G strings'

'We're all about dating, and not the Carbon 14 kind.'

'What's the big deal?'

'When there's hair growing out of it, that's a mole.'

'Which is the best ladder to use to hang myself?'

'Who knows?' That's exciting.

'Yes, Howie, you can go.'

'You are at the throttle. You are the engineer.'

'You are running the locomotive.'

'You didn't do anything, it's Sheldon,'

'You mind if we watch the monkeys doing it?'

'you were so dominated by your parents.'