The Big Bang Theory - Season 10 Edit

A and and toss it out of your life.

A and now... I'm just balls out terrified to tell you, but...

A bit overboard, but you can't put a price on safety.

A bouquet at the end of those scarves?

A Captain Kirk karate chop.

A day longer than I thought.

A fine man,

A foot massage?

A functional MRI of my brain

A geology paper?

A good friend and a wonderful guest.

A great party.

A Gryffindor sleeping with a Hufflepuff?

A hungry donkey placed between two equidistant

A lawyer at UCLA

A lawyer, my sister's a lawyer.

A little at a time and you haven't noticed

A little geology joke.

A little more.

A little scared.

A lot of syllables in it terrifying.

A man named Jesus convinced you to build a church in Africa.

A mind boosting caffeine suppository.

A much better territory.

A new study came out, and it said that laughing

A parasitoid wasp known as Oobius depressus

A philosophical thesis stating that

A primitive neural network.

A proper congratulations.

A Tupperware party?

A two gallon tub of potato salad?

A two.

A very good place to start."

A West Coast party, 'cause according to

Aah!

About all the trouble I've caused.

About crap I don't understand.

About five weeks.

About me that would totally embarrass you

About my apartment.

About Oprah's favorite things.

About other people.

About our possessions.

About separating the two of us with a pillow wall

About the baby every five minutes.

About watching him just float there?

About your cleavage.

Access denied.

According to the world's worst cuckoo clock, it's 2:00.

Actually, I'm single now.

Actually, it's been ready for weeks.

Address?

Adhering to a strict bathroom schedule?

After a long day I always turn on smooth jazz

After a single exposure.

After all these years you finally get to visit me

After he was born, she doted on his every move.

After her apartment became water damaged.

After they dimmed the lights.

Afternoon tea? A formal tea? Hmm?

Agreed! Thank you!

Ah, then again, what are the odds of someone attacking me?

Ah!

Ah.

Al Ghazali

Al Ghazali was anti Aristotelian?

Alfred will know he got under your skin.

All chaps are assless.

All of a sudden, everybody was doing it.

All of the good things in your life.

All right

All right, all right.

All right, enough with the camera

All right, fine, don't tell us.

All right, fine.

All right, hang on.

All right, hold on.

All right, I tried.

All right, I'll just toss this out to the room.

All right, just warn me before you do it.

All right, let's do this...

All right, now that's soothing.

All right, pressure's off

All right, pressure's off

All right, Sheldon, this is over the line.

All right, so less or equally awkward, got it.

All right, that's enough jail talk.

All right, this is about me and him; you're not part of it

All right, we got a problem.

All right, we work at a giant pharmaceutical company.

All right, we're done. It's offensive.

All right, well, you two go have fun.

All right, you can open your eyes.

All right, you guys, uh, get settled in,

All right, you were on Jeopardy.

All right? As far as you're concerned,

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Well, let's just get them apart for a while

All the same emotions

All this artwork.

All we know is they shared a cab and had a nightcap.

All you need to worry about is,

Allow me to Alex Trebek this and put it in the form of a question:

Also like the comet, Bernadette said

Also, engineers aren't real scientists,

Also, I know they're pretty, but I'm scared of butterflies.

Also, I was on Star Trek.

Also, who is that?

Although if you are gonna do it again,

Although it was already under control.

Although now I'm kind of worried

Although right now ours is testing off the charts

Although that Sheldon is a bit peculiar.

Although to quote Marvin the Martian,

Although,

Although, Amy and I did just move in together,

Although, I am kind of curious how long she thinks

Although, now that you point it out, it is undeniable.

Although, on the other hand,

Although, we didn't need to have sex with Howard

Although, with that many Sheldons,

Although...

Am I allowed to exchange pleasantries

Am I allowed to inform him

Am I in trouble?

Among background noise.

Amy Farrah Fowler,

Amy wants me to have it.

Amy,

Amy, come back

Amy, get the Neosporin,

Amy, I just saw a magic train

Amy, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said anything.

Amy, you should know

Amy?

An emotionally needy third wheel

An immune system because it lives

And $9.95 for a color.

And a chocolate shake!

And a great idea.

And a joker.

And a plant is a lovely housewarming gift.

And a thing

And according to Beverly, his sexual prowess is subpar.

And all the other rooms in the hall.

And and the worst part is

And and they're academics and and intellectuals,

And asked me to please pass it along to Howard

And because of the quantum vortices,

And Bernadette are getting away.

And can recognize voices.

And cars,

And collect data on our compatibility?

And collect data on our compatibility?

And court appearances.

And dance in our underwear.

And dates only poor white women.

And do you know how hearing myself

And do yourself a favor, all right?

And don't even ask about the consistency

And don't say you do, because you don't!

And everyone's upset with me.

And experience with crazy ladies

And eye level with every guy's crotch,

And falling into a butt crack.

And forced me to stay up all night to work.

And get sad D list celebrities to appear. Why?

And get sideways glances from racist old ladies.

And godfather.

And have been avoiding for the past three hours.

And he can't wait to meet you, too.

And he deserves whatever accolades he receives.

And he ran to take a shower.

And he started to slowly wear me down.

And he thought I was dead.

And he was a cop, so I guess the theme was

And he's never been to Texas.

And headed for the storm cellar.

And here's your daddy.

And his brother's wife is weird.

And his story of a man

And hit my head on the water fountain.

And how about you keep

And how single are you right now?

And Howard and Bernadette

And Howard spent five minutes conceiving it.

And I broke it by saying, "Okay."

And I can't eat, I can't sleep

And I do like things better when famous people also like them.

And I do...

And I don't what's wrong with me?

And I don't know what the consequences

And I don't want them thinking we're white trash.

And I don't want to disappoint them.

And I don't want to get sent back to square one

And I feel great.

And I feel I dismissed it too quickly.

And I get nothing?

And I hate myself for that.

And I heard a sound coming from my parents' bedroom.

And I I think the most helpful thing we can tell you is

And I know that's true because laughing

And I think he'd like it.

And I think you're cute.

And I wanted to work out all the kinks.

And I was right!

And I'd like to know why you blabbed

And I'm a sweet little pregnant lady

And I'm being generous.

And I'm Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler.

And I'm every bit as awesome

And I'm more tired than ever

And I'm more upset than ever.

And I'm not even sure you think of me as a friend.

And I'm not just saying that

And I'm willing to make some concessions,

And I've got nothing.

And if anyone's a genius,

And if he doesn't like it, he can move back here.

And if I want to keep mooching off them, I need to be helpful.

And if it antagonizes you, that's just a bonus.

And if that happens,

And if they find out I'm pregnant

And if you don't like it, we can return it.

And it doesn't matter that your career's going great right now

And it is foolish to try and compare them.

And it still managed to reconstruct it.

And it's easier

And it's not just an MRI

And it's only temporary,

And just leave him here alone?

And likes to correct other people when they're wrong.

And look how irritable it's making you!

And loving tribute to a great man

And make a little extra money.

And maybe later on,

And meaning things you don't say.

And Mrs. Petrescu from downstairs.

And my cousin's a lawyer.

And my Netflix password.

And never questioned her again.

And no offense, but your bottom radiates enough heat,

And no one's lining up to be you.

And not pick up a few things about plumbing.

And now I have a cleaning lady...

And now it is time to complete

And now it's feeling forced,

And now she's a successful pharmaceutical rep.

And now you know as much about him as I do.

And now you know how it feels.

And now you're at an ice cream parlor trying to pick up women!

And on spring break from college.

And on the subject of subjects,

And one day you wake up and you're pregnant.

And put it back in her mouth.

And put it in here.

And question my life choices.

And reaching up into the machine uncomfortably intimate.

And reported somebody for cutting the line.

And right here.

And right now, I'm my own worst enemy.

And shaped like a Flintstone.

And she didn't want it to end early.

And she'll realize my brioche French toast

And some people are not baby people.

And spray deer musk on my inner thighs.

And start with a color?

And talking like this

And that is how a short asthmatic scientist

And that is not acceptable

And that men of his large stature

And that you and your husband never even got to go anywhere

And that your Indian friend gave you the message

And that's not me being creepy, that's for either of you.

And that's the first thing you come up with?

And that's why Budapest

And the bags of junk food I see

And the Death Star is from Star Wars, not Star Trek!

And the funding is substantial.

And the house key they never asked me to return.

And the lion sticking its tongue out means

And The Martian the movie, not Marvin the Martian.

And the mood continues to change.

And the People Who Don't Understand Them."

And then drop in and check on the progress.

And then I said, "Cool."

And then I'll get out of your way.

And then take away two stooges.

And then they said, "No, you really won."

And then watched me roll right into traffic?

And then, of course, one pair

And then... throw it in her face.

And therefore my surprise should be unsurprising.

And therefore not have been surprised.

And they thought they could get it done in four months.

And they're gonna be fixing it for a while.

And this is Mrs. Petrescu from downstairs.

And threw a rock into my foot!

And to prove how serious I am about us,

And to show you that there are no hard feelings,

And try to replicate our results.

And turned their phones off.

And two bags came out.

And we don't like it?

And we live with Sheldon,

And we need it to be... this big.

And we never, ever spoke of it.

And we will live here?

And we'll see how it goes.

And we're interested in funding your research.

And weird other husband who came with the apartment.

And weird other husband who came with the apartment.

And welcome to the first "on location" episode of

And what happened to you?

And what?

And whatever you do, don't sign anything.

And when Amy started using a solution of chromic acid

And white vinegar to clean all her lab equipment,

And who got him to put things other than gloves

And who got him to try a turkey dog?

And why isn't he helping me?"

And why wouldn't we?

And with the baby coming,

And would starve to death.

And you actually having a baby.

And you are my grandma.

And you are?

And you can take it for a test drive.

And you don't even get that joke,

And you just let him?

And you know what happened?

And you realize what the next step is?

And you refuse to do that.

And you ruined it!

And you talked?

And you telling me not to be angry

And you thought this wasn't gonna be

And you were worried about the romance

And you wonder why this one turned out the way he did.

And you.

And you.

And you'd still be my fifth guess.

And you're afraid you're gonna do something like your dad did?

And your award is well deserved.

And your nose was whistling ever so slightly.

And your own eyes over me?

And, of course, Mom.

And, uh, could you be

And, with the baby coming,

And..

Answer the question! What are you doing here?!

Any more awkward than they already are.

Anybody else coming to this thing? Uh...

Anybody else want to try?

Anybody have anything snarky to say about that?

Anyone can just walk in off the street and lift our toilet lids!

Anyone else want to try?

Anything unspeakable was finished by 9:30.

Anything you'd like to pet?

Anyway, come on in, dinner's ready.

Anyway, how about dinner?

Anyway, I suppose an ice cream parlor will be a good place

Anyway, I'll leave you be.

Anyway, let's just get in and see if the GPS

Anyway, like I said in the e mail,

Anyway, now we're committed to completing this project

Anyway, this is Leonard and Sheldon.

Anyway, we're here, slugger.

Apparently he tricked some hot girl into marrying him.

Apparently, figure this out on my own

Apparently, they still make them.

Apple slices?

Are chasing you makes you a lunatic, then... yeah, okay.

Are five minutes apart for an hour.

Are laughable

Are more significant than we thought.

Are more susceptible to a wide array

Are special in their own way

Are susceptible to pinholes and corrosion

Are there any insights you can share?

Are they brain cells yet?

Are they gonna let you run it?

Are we bad friends?

Are we being silly not finding out the sex?

Are we even in a good school...?

Are we hugging or having a baby? Let's go!

Are we there yet?! Soon.

Are you actually comparing my human baby

Are you calling to ask for money?

Are you calling to ask for things

Are you crazy?

Are you excited to see your son walk down the aisle?

Are you going to confront Penny?

Are you just gonna name all the colors?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding?

Are you okay?

Are you planning to stay exactly?

Are you saying that

Are you saying that my dad's not good enough for your mom?

Are you saying that my dad's not good enough for your mom?

Are you saying you'd like to live with me?

Are you still upset about people finding out you're pregnant?

Are you suggesting Al Ghazali was Aristotelian?

Are you sure?

Are you sure?

Are you sure? I'd really like to.

Are you trying to soothe me

Aren't we supposed to get here an hour and a half early?

Aren't you glad you participated in this?

Aren't you overreacting a little?

As a kindness, I should probably take all the games.

As a manure covered wheat field.

As a scientist, my job is to figure out why things happen.

As long as I've known you,

As more of a nanny.

As soon as I get home.

As the pasty faced owner of a comic book store!

As when we speak about the subject of a king?

As you may notice, just one of the changes around here

As you.

At a nice restaurant.

At Comic Con?

At least mine was educational.

At least my nose is naturally brown.

At least she's yelling at someone else for a change.

At night, they look like snakes.

Aw,

Aw, man.

Aw, nuts.

Aw, thank you.

Aw! Aw!

Ay, Rajesh,

Ay, Rajesh,

B But it's a picture of you.

Babies laugh a lot, and they're dumb.

Bales of hay would be paralyzed by indecision

Bam.

Based on the candy wrappers

Be grateful I'm still in the room.

Be polite.

Be sure to show him how funny he looks

Because he's an OBGYN

Because I love Howard and Bernadette

Because I told them they're having a girl!

Because I was thinking of you.

Because I was wondering how you'd feel

Because I'm pregnant.

Because if it did have to do with trains, and you were

Because it touched your genitals.

Because of her.

Because of my mom.

Because of you.

Because the savings... Okay, are you done?

Because the things are unspeakable?

Because there's a bumblebee in my office.

Because they saw it in the folder.

Because we we were talking about secrets and...

Because what I want is for you to make this decision,

Because when drywall gets wet, it's really more...

Because you were being selfish.

Because you were driving like a lunatic.

Because you weren't quite ready to come out yet.

Been 15 minutes. Just sayin'.

Been hearing that a lot today.

Before the baby comes.

Before the baby comes.

Before the baby gets here.

Before you came along.

Before your real friends come over?

Behind door number two.

Behind every great invention is an MIT mind.

Behind my back, so me and all my friends,

Being hit on by Rat Pack Pee wee Herman.

Being with Amy has awoken the sexual creature within.

Believe me, we know what you're going through.

Bernadette got her doctorate

Bernadette had her baby,

Bernadette told me your apartment's ready.

Bernadette, come on, look,

Bernadette, I hope you have a daughter.

Bernadette's having her baby!

Bernadette's mad at me, too.

Bert did quality research.

Bert is studying the way microbes in rocks

Bert?

Bert?

Bert. Bert. Bert!

Bert's a geologist.

Bert's work is remarkable.

Better stimulus for a developing baby.

Better. I'm an engineer.

Between your toes?!

Beverly, I know that we don't bring out

Beverly, I'm sorry if I upset you.

Bloberta.

Bloody homicide photos.

Boats

Boop.

Both of you.

Boy, you think you know a guy.

Brunch? Dinner?

Buda and Pest united to form Budapest.

Buddy, buddy, listen,

Buddy?

Bueno, um, I'm just going

Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh.

Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh.

Buildings that have a combination

But “three, two and we're done” is incomplete.

But after a while it starts

But after today, who knows.

But also how incredibly happy you make me.

But anyway...

But as it is, I didn't know,

But compromise is key.

But had I done something under the line,

But he's wearing a change maker.

But home births are very popular these days.

But how delightful was it when I pulled out

But how did you get her to go out with you?

But I am closer to the window

But I am ready to be helpful.

But I designed it.

But I did find what claims to be

But I did let him spit it out in my hand.

But I don't like his face.

But I don't think I'll ever understand

But I don't think that's happening.

But I feel like something is happening between us.

But I find that topic irresistible, so,

But I guess if we had to pick a main brain, it would be me.

But I guess it did.

But I have always considered you my family.

But I have been envious of your recent success.

But I kind of feel like I'm already doing that.

But I never thought your scientific rigor would be one of them.

But I promise you, it does get easier.

But I still need to get all my pants hemmed.

But I thought I'd be more excited.

But I was wondering how you feel about other forms of intimacy,

But I would not leave cash lying around.

But I... Oh.

But I'm all out of taffy.

But I'm going to say

But I'm guessing still angry?

But I'm mad at him, too, so lemon bars it is.

But I'm not going to ruin her birthday.

But I'm not really sure.

But I'm still seeing

But if my mom asks, we have bunk beds.

But if you ever want to feel like you have superpowers,

But is is there a wedding ring

But is Sheldon really believing all this crap?

But it'll be a miracle if one person asks for my autograph.

But it's fine.

But it's not happening.

But it's our last chance to take a vacation

But it's still limited in what it can do

But it's the safest crib you can buy.

But just know, every time I come in here,

But just know, every time I come in here,

But let me appeal to the scientist in you.

But let's say you do.

But more importantly,

But not a whole party.

But not this smooth criminal.

But now that I'm rich and successful,

But now you're injuring yourself.

But otherwise,

But plenty of things are addictive

But she never looked up.

But she's been telling Sheldon they're behind schedule.

But something wonderful did come from our relationship:

But that doesn't guarantee anything.

But that wasn't until next month.

But that's my room.

But that's my room.

But the truth is, Amy is just as challenging.

But the woman at the wall store

But then I got my first waffle maker

But then you just said it's not,

But there's a lot of things

But these things mean more to you than they do to me,

But they thought it was a raccoon.

But this a bad time; we're about to have a baby

But to be fair, I've spent nine months

But to employ the most passionate,

But touching Scotch tape gives me the heebie jeebies.

But two and three are for people to get their pants on.

But unfortunately I cannot attend.

But we can ask if she wants any of it back

But we're not building a pillow wall

But we're not supposed to say that 'cause

But what if we can't?

But what if we move

But why should you get to go and leave me here

But you can't stay here.

But you commissioned it.

But you didn't listen, and presto change o,

But you don't even like flags.

But you don't even understand

But you don't have to spend your day off with me.

But you have left me no choice

But you have to be open to compromise.

But you just said you wanted to know.

But you like it so much.

But you made me order it because you were "too well known"

But you won't be living here!

But you won't be living here.

But you won't be living here.

But you won't be living here. But that's my room

But you... you know I'm working.

But you've got all those things,

But your clay was lies.

But your face looks angry.

But your words are completely false

But, I'm not going to tell you

But, uh, my advice is:

But, you know, I waited till the moment

Buys my groceries and cuts my hair.

By going into the bathroom at the bus station.

By singing the Star Trek theme as a lullaby?

Bye.

C Come dinnertime, do you enjoy eating food?

Call me crazy, but I found it moving.

Call you back.

Call your landlord and complain.

Calling me names is helpful?

Calm down, okay? Try not to think about it.

Calm down, try not to think about it.

Caltech is exactly like my high school.

Caltech is fine.

Caltech is fine.

Can already recognize

Can I get anyone a drink?

Can I live here?

Can I look yet?

Can I use text to speech software?

Can it be more of an internal struggle?

Can survive in extreme environmental conditions.

Can take us to the nearest emergency room.

Can we just focus on the decision I'm facing?

Can we take a moment to discuss

Can you just try and let it go?

Can you please pull it together?

Can you please stop making money come out of me for two minutes?

Can't have your head shoved in a toilet as much as I did

Can't I just get ready in the morning

Can't make fun of something that's a null set.

Caught between food and drink.

Caught between two dates.

Caused by the mobility of ions in the water.

Cedric the Entertainer's actually entertaining.

Check the water level on the avocado pit.

Cheers. Filmed before a live studio audience.

Childbirth, looming coitus?

Chocolate milk's delicious watery cousin.

Cigar so I could join in without looking foolish.

Clearly the combination of our DNA is exceptional.

Cohabitation with my girlfriend?

Cohabitation with my girlfriend?

Come along, Amy.

Come back when the contractions

Come in.

Come on

Come on, Bernie, breathe.

Come on, guys.

Come on, Sheldon.

Come on, we're going to the hospital!

Come on! Everyone to the hospital!

Come on! We'll have fun.

Come on. What do you say?

Comfy?

Coming together as one.

Cool. 'Cause she says you're doing a great job as

Cops, cops, be cool!

Could be helpful regarding intellectual property.

Could I interest you in a nightcap?

Could make this a rough night.

Could name her after your mom.

Could you not say anything about this

Could you two really have some sort of

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

Cruises, skiing,

Dad, this is Sheldon's mother, Mary.

Damn, I need my inhaler.

Damn, so did I.

Damn, the MacArthur Genius Grant.

Damn!

Daniel.

Debbie?

Decorate it any way that makes you happy.

Deep breaths, slow breaths.

Despite recent events,

Did it work?

Did she have a middle name?

Did that conversation include the phrase

Did they?

Did we really

Did you come here to bring me dinner or to gloat?

Did you even look at my bottom?

Did you get that? Granite?

Did you know that the flag

Did you tell anyone?

Did you upgrade his software last night?

Did you... A plaque?

Didn't think so.

Didn't your baby room have a theme?

Dividing our belongings is difficult.

Do I say "Stop what?" or just throw in the towel?

Do it.

Do little things, like bring her a cup of coffee in bed.

Do not tell Wolowitz. Way ahead of you.

Do people know about her?

Do something, Batman.

Do the world a favor, and don't wake up tomorrow morning.

Do they know about your brother?

Do they know why the pipe burst?

Do we know the father, or is this some Mamma Mia nonsense?

Do we know what we're having?

Do we really have to sit for hours

Do we?

Do you have any advice for us?

Do you have any advice?

Do you know 2001: A Space Odyssey?

Do you know that when I get out of the shower,

Do you know what else I love about you?

Do you know what you need to do now?

Do you know what?

Do you know where I can find him?

Do you like living with her?

Do you love Amy?

Do you really mean that?

Do you really need to record this?

Do you think

Do you think I'm running?

Do you think this is in poor taste?

Do you think this respectful

Do you think your father's doing unspeakable things

Do you want him back?

Do you want me to get the nurse?

Do you want to go to our place and make out?

Do you?

Do, uh, Howard and Bernadette know?

Do, uh, Howard and Bernadette know?