Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! Let's take a chill pill, bro! The temperature is rising faster than my heart rate at an all you can eat buffet. We gotta cool it down before we all turn into human torches. I'm sweating buckets over here, and not in a good way. It's like the sun decided to take a vacation in our backyard. I can feel the heatwave from here to the moon and back. Somebody call the fire department because we're burning up faster than a marshmallow in a bonfire. This is no...