Modern Family (2009) - Season 3 Edit

A A And it wasn't 'cause you weren't pretty naked or anything like that.

A And we A And we were going around a corner,

A box. Containing?

A bunch of guys at work had the flu, and we all drink orange juice out of the same carton.

A Butterball is a tur

A childhood without tumbling? Oh.

A definitive yes or no would be appreciated.

A farmer in New Zealand taught a pig to dance.

A few students are doing living versions of famous paintings.

A forbidden dance floor. Only makes me want it more.

A gay man who hates dancing lives in a sad and lonely little world.

A good salesman goes after Moby Dick in a rowboat ...

A guy at school's cousin's friend. He lives in Gardena.

A guy ran into our car and then just took off.

A house that sells itself and gives me the commission.

A humble servant to the greatest little town in the greatest darn

A job I kind of love.

A lifetime of accolades hidden away, just so I wouldn't feel bad.

A little help here.

A little oomph? A little oomph.

A little too free with the free verse for my taste.

A little? That sweatshirt embarrasses me a little.

A lot more fun than I expected.

A lot of fun. We can go to Target, okay?

A man died. You're You're smiling.

A man doesn't give another man a gift this small.

A monkey problem! Yeah, I heard him the first time.

A month after the most devastating twister to ever hit Cam's hometown,

A nice casual evening at home with you.

A notorious poacher in the world of high end residential real estate.

A parking pass to Yosemite.

A party that you shouldn't have been having!

A piece of yourselves you never knew was there.

A professional medal getter.

A real man would have just poisoned the soup.

A real petting zoo would have been cleaner.

A Realtor's Realtor.

A salesman's salesman.

A scene? A scene is perfect. That's great.

A simulated tornado.

A three year old and a second one on the way.

A tornado scooped up one of our calves, dropped it who knows where.

A toy badge and a little SpongeBob tie.

A triathlon bib. This is living.

A wah wah, by its very nature, is vicious and undercutting.

A y, I forgot. What is the combination to your safe?

A y, it sounds like so much fun. I love salsa dancing.

A y, it's so sad that you guys are not gonna be with your mom this Christmas.

A y, my poor sisters.

A y, no, not the attic!

A y, please. Just drive straighter.

A y, that's beautiful.

A y, that's why I say "Surprise!"

A y, what is that? Oh, nothing.

A y, yes. We put the gum at the bottom of your walking stick.

A year is actually 365.25 days.

Aaah!

Aah.

About all of the fun things that we could do together.

About the cold coffee.

About this mysterious sixth key. I didn't say anything

About three sentences ago.

Absolutely. Come on. Third floor. Meet us there, Alex. Let's go.

Absolutely. Look at what we do with movie stars.

According to"

Across a football field.

Action.

Actually Actually, Claire, we're trying not to use the word "no" so much.

Actually, I don't know how she took it 'cause I wasn't there.

Actually, I was gonna say I'm really gonna need your parking pass.

Actually, I'm *******.

Actually, I've go! both of them in here.

Actually, it's ifs the opposite of a first date.

Actually, it's pretty great. I can't wait to see you.

Actually, Manny and I have plans to play golf tomorrow.

Actually, Manny looks kind of upset.

Actually, not okay. Not okay.

Actually, she's kind of at her best at Christmas.

Actually, that was the song.

Actually, we're doing this new thing where we let her tell us when she wants to take a nap.

Actually, you were a little pitchy.

Adele has agreed to be my friend, and my own daughters haven't.

Adele.

Admit it. it's sad.

Adorable? I'm not a puppy.

Adult tricycles.

Adventure? We are throwing dog tags into an already polluted ocean ...

After a few beers, my buds and I would jump on these lunch trays ...

After graduation, I'm moving in with someone.

After he thought he got that hole in one, he took us out to dinner.

After I gave it to you.

After I told the principal that you could have never done something like that,

After Little Fizbo, we could do the ladder bit.

After one, throwing out all of our food, and two, blaming me,

After that, I decided to only tell my parents good news.

After this, we're gonna have some angry birds.

After today, you are going to be a Councilwoman,

Afterwards, the living will envy the dead.

Again, Dad? Aw, I'm sorry.

Again? What's happening?

Ah, ah, ah. You don't get to talk!

Ah, Bartles and Jaymes!

Ah, come on. His coat never looked better.

Ah, crap, I forgot the ladder.

Ah, geez.

Ah, geez.

Ah, he did not build a lake. Okay, from now on, just stop after you say the second thing.

Ah, I got 60 pounds on the kid.

Ah, look at her go.

Ah, so the fish weren't biting today. So what? That's life.

Ah, thank you.

Ah, there they are.

Ah, there we go.

Ah, who needs 'em? Right. As long as I have you, Maxine

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Can't trust a word out of this guy's mouth.

Ah! Score!

Ah! That must be Ethan.

Ah. All right.

Ah. And it feels great.

Ah. Where did those come from?

Ah. You see?

Ahh!

Ahh! Oh, wow.

Aiello.

Alecia, Bruce. Go Bullfrogs Dogs!

Alex Good save.

Alex can have him. Okay, I don't need your rejects.

Alex has been Skyping with her boyfriend since you left.

Alex is teaching herself Chinese so she'll be useful when they finish buying us.

Alex keeping everyone in line? Pure me.

Alex really needs to be picked up, sweetie. Why don't you go get her?

Alex was letting Haley copy her home Work.

Alex, be nice to your sister.

Alex, be nice to your sister. It's Dad's car, not yours.

Alex, open the door. We are going to get a picture.

Alex, you you could've tutored Haley.

Alex!

Alex!

Alice? Really?

All All All right. Thank you, Serena.

All a lawyer does is walk into a bar with a rabbi and a polar bear.

All good, Janet. Real good.

All I have to do is get 50 signatures, show up, make my case.

All I hear is a bunch of people telling me I'm great.

All I hear is she could use a break.

All I'm saying is, it seemed like you were pretty into Ethan until Dylan showed up.

All in all, it was a great vacation.

All in all, not a great day for the Dunphys.

All my stress completely disappeared.

All our family photos...

All over YouTube.

All right, before we take off, I'm gonna need to get everyone's weight.

All right, check this out. So three weeks ago, I'm down in South Beach.

All right, everybody, come on!

All right, everybody, let's go. Wait, wait. Real quick. Sorry.

All right, everybody, relax! We're fine! We're fine!

All right, fair enough.

All right, get outta here.

All right, girls, go home, roll up your hair, clap out the lights,

All right, give me these ?yers.

All right, guys. Come here.

All right, how about this?

All right, I didn't realize that. Yeah. Yeah, you didn't.

All right, I hate to admit it,

All right, it's no big deal.

All right, let's go vote.

All right, Lily. Hi, Lily.

All right, look. The welcome dinner starts in four hours.

All right, open, open, open, open.

All right, relax, Mitchell. it's an ornament.

All right, sweetheart. All right. Come here.

All right, there's, like, a thousand people waiting for wine.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right!

All right. Buckle up. Oh.

All right. Claire, Claire, Claire.

All right. Here's what's gonna happen.

All right. Hey, look, um

All right. I want everybody to eat a lot at home ...

All right. I'm going to the mall.

All right. Just give me the cake. I'm hungry.

All right. Look.

All right. Mmm. Cam and Jay.

All right. Okay.

All right. So before you get all judgey, I gave her that vase.

All right. Thank you very much.

All right. That's it.

All right. Very quietly, we're gonna go to Daddy's bedroom,

All right. Well, go get 'em.

All right. You and Manny go ahead. Luke can just stay here with us.

All right. You really want to know? I'll tell you.

All right. You're right. I can make more of an effort.

All the cool kids were totally laughing with us.

All the eyes are gonna be on her.

All the training, the hours of dedication.

All they care about is the flash.

All to help them start over in their new rental Which you found them.

All we have to do is keep it from Mom until she goes to the store.

All Week long, I've been telling my girls how to act...

All you can do is learn from your mistakes.

Allen wrenching a bookcase called a Njarnk because you couldn't afford the Sklurg.

Allow me, if you will, to paint an accurate picture ...

Almost a year. Seriously! Who do you have to

Almost like you wanted to say something, but you just couldn't.

Also medium and small.

Also Vietnam's not China.

Also, I was tracking her location with the G.P.S. on her phone.

Although most people like their Jay Pritchetts to go.

Although one of us had a bit of a dimpled chad situation.

Always keep the rhythm in your feet.

Always keeping it together for the both of us.

AM a spider!

Am I in this movie of yours? Yeah, you're the gay best friend.

Am I right, Lily? Aren't you excited to get a new baby brother?

Am I worried that they might write it all down and just do it themselves?

Am I? Get this.

Am not sorry.

Amazing. I was so proud of him.

Amber Rand lost all her clothes in a fire, but she gets to build herself a new wardrobe.

America was built with nails, Son.

An alpaca. I got the last one!

An apple on a fork.

And And they're so softy and so comfortable.

And ... one more pack of gum.

And a birthday party in Pasadena.

And a certificate Haley got for showing up somewhere on time ...

And a great dad to your grandkids.

And a hybrid, so there was virtually no stopping us.

And a little bit more about yourself and what you're gonna wear tomorrow night,

And after that, everybody thinks of her as the girl who steals cars.

And again, I really, really

And all I have to do is laugh at some other guy's story.

And all my shirts get ironed, and their seams should appear straight, just like their owner.

And all the rest of your friends have,

And although I collected the necessary signatures ...

And And I don't know, I l felt like the odd man out.

And and hook up all over him.

And and just disappointed.

And anyways, I'm going dancing with or without you.

And as a favor, I agreed to do a little work for Phil's agency.

And as a proud gay man, I know it shouldn't matter,

And as of market close yesterday,

And at least one modern architect.

And at the end, she finish dead last.

And baby, you know it. Look at me.

And believe me, I take no pleasure in seeing you suffer like this.

And bought a ticket with them, we couldn't lose.

And brings the tartar sauce with him.

And by "work," I meant the golf course.

And by that, I mean believable.

And by the way, I don't think you can say you rescued something if it dies.

And by the way, it's a little cliche to pick someone who looks exactly like your dad.

And consider yourself lucky you didn'tjust get, like, felt up by your mom.

And custom made ruby slippers for Cam.

And Dad, for all your support.

And dates a girl who works at Forever 21,

And definitely strong enough to be okay if you lose.

And did the paperwork, I found local government to be entirely unhelpful.

And didn't he, um, burn down a farm or something?

And didn't it make you stronger? Yeah, because I was a growing boy,

And do you have anyone to represent you in the sale of your current house?

And don't forget the importance of balance Whoa!

And don't forget, afterwards we're goin' to Lenny's for a bite to eat.

And don't get me started on the dad.

And don't purse your lips like that. It makes you look annoyed.

And don't touch your face. Yeah, no face touching. Seems nervous.

And don't worry about being back at 6:00 on the dot. There's a little breathing room.

And don't you ever forget it.

And Dunphy.

And each time I'd go out, I'd see this one sea lion.

And even better two days later out of a 24 ounce,

And ever since the coma,

And everyone said the wedding was beautiful.

And finally, after two years of complaining to Diego about this,

And for Lily's sake, I should probably work on that.

And for you, maybe ever.

And fortunately, they're friends with Wonder Woman over here.

And frankly, we'd rather throw some lights on a coat rack ...

And from the bottom of my heart, I am so...

And get back to the issues that the voters really care about.

And get ourselves a baby. Okay.

And Gloria's former husband and lover. Oh.

And Gloria's so good at it.

And graphic depictions of Shh, shh.

And Haley's out of town with Phil.

And have a traditional ******* Christmas.

And have an open conversation with me about what I was feeling?

And he called this morning.

And he goes to the Costa Rican well a little too much for my taste.

And he just fell asleep.

And he raced down here to confess to you,

And he tells me he is the winner. Tells you, huh?

And he walked into the wrong room.

And he went from zero to big crybaby.

And he's Latino!

And he's scared about paying for my sister's college next year.

And he's spectacular.

And he's still working out some psychodrama from 20 years ago.

And heimliched at least one, Bethenny.

And hello, Alex's hand me downs, 'cause you can't afford to shop.

And her son, Manny.

And here we have the dreamers, the artists, the visionaries.

And his "make good choices" speech

And his name is me.

And honestly, I I really am a better mother than this, I promise.

And how am I angry and unlikable?

And I admire you and Manny.

And I am going to be a first husband.

And I am going to defrost these birds. We'll cook 'em in shifts,

And I am never gonna see Dylan again!

And I brought a jacket.

And I can't spend it at a place that is a proud supporter of Wilson Elementary.

And I come from a family of tough ladies.

And I completely put it out of my mind.

And I danced around it so much, she didn't know I had broken up with her.

And I do not have the energy...

And I don't have access to a computer.

And I don't think you're gonna like the way you look in photos.

And I don't want that to go away.

And I don't want to hear a word.

And I don't want to still be there when they get tired of candy.

And I dribbled it past Michael and got it to Tyler.

And I ended up taking them on my own.

And I even told my mom about him!

And I feel like I'm being forced into early retirement.

And I feel the need to save the cork from the bottle of wine you served.

And I felt a whole different kind of lost and scared.

And I find it a little insulting...

And I freaked. Tried to get it off with my paddle.

And I got a factory full of people depending on this.

And I got jealous, which is crazy, right?

And I got to wear a tube top, and I stuffed cash in a caged go go boy's Speedo.

And I guess he's nervous about some kind of party,

And I have a baby girl.

And I have an important question for you.

And I have found a way to cope with that stress.

And I have to say, sometimes you scare me a little bit.

And I hope no one else is helping either.

And I hope that you'll feel free to talk to me about this anytime.

And I just wanted to spend it with some fun gay people.

And I know how much they want to see you.

And I know I was giving you a hard time Hey.

And I know that you're strong enough to win...

And I know what's gonna happen, and it's very disturbing.

And I let 'em down.

And I look like the jerk who won't give his wife a jacket.

And I lost a mentor.

And I love to festoon things. We're her dream team.

And I loved them just the same, no matter what he tells you.

And I may be just a ranch hand,

And I need a bigger car for work. I made a mistake.

And I never saw him again.

And I never thought I would call you that in a negative way.

And I really appreciate it.

And I remember pointing that out to her,

And I remember thinking,

And I remember what that stupid hothead behavior gets you.

And I so don't wanna go to that thing alone.

And I still have an apron to sew, scenery to paint ...

And I swear she was pushing me into a fight with him.

And I think apologies are in order.

And I think I really cleared a hurdle today.

And I think I'm gonna text you the answer on that cell phone we pay for.

And I think it should be you.

And I think we've met our deductible for the year.

And I think, "There's no reason I can't stay tough like"

And I thought he was the one!

And I thought I was gonna lose her again to college.

And I thought I was the woman.

And I threaten him with the Colombian necktie!

And I understand that I can pick up a form here.

And I want you to have that experience.

And I was all big and clunky, like that scene from Beauty and the Beast

And I was not getting any satisfaction from city hall.

And I was screaming, and I swallowed a bug!

And I was so angry Wait, which which Luke? Shorty robe or dress blacks?

And I was there more as a friend and an observer ... than anything.

And I was working up the courage to get her new address so I can write her.

And I will give him a giant hug when I get there.

And I woke up in the morning, I kid you not, in a Mexican strip joint.

And I would actually like to get these loosened up, if I might.

And I would love to know that he's growing up in a musical household.

And I would not ignore opposing viewpoints.

And I would've scored if that kid didn't trip me.

And I'll make you sleep out in the yard.

And I'll sleep better knowin' he's got somethin' to fall back on.

And I'm I'm actually not really quite sure how to say this.

And I'm ... really late.

And I'm afraid that doggy suicide is all too real.

And I'm concerned that you're not processing it in a normal, healthy way.

And I'm going to community college,

And I'm gonna do it very quietly so I don't bother you.

And I'm gonna give you the right answer, because I have all of them.

And I'm hungry, but I'm feelin' pretty good.

And I'm nauseous from that smell, but I'm so hungry.

And I'm saying this as a boy.

And I'm so embarrassed.

And I'm tired too.

And I'm trying to get away with something, as usual.

And I'm very bad at disappointing people, Mitchell.

And I'm watching my pot pie rotate in the microwave.

And I've got one in a coma, one with a black eye and one running a crime ring.

And I've grown accustomed to a certain lifestyle.

And if I can get their number, you do the laundry for a month.

And if I was gonna make a complete ass of myself, I didn't wanna remember it.

And if she liked me back, it'll be a miracle.

And if they weren't up to code ay, ay, ay, the paperwork.

And if they're still smiling and serving drinks,

And if we lost you, you'd be very scared, and we'd be very sad, okay?

And if you really need to get somewhere, maybe I can help you out.

And if you think about it, he is kind of our little sister.

And in that faith,

And in that spirit, I would like to propose a toast to Manny.

And in the background, you heard all these lions roarin' and

And instead, what are you?

And isn't that what we're supposed to do for the people We love ?

And it is perfect.

And it kills the spark that made them special.

And it looks good too.

And it smells like mothballs, just like Nana. Luke.

And it turns out, uh, well

And it wasn't about some meaningless hole in one. It was about us.

And it wasn't your first beer anyway.

And it's half the price of a new car.

And it's like, "Help! I fell in the peaches!"

And it's me. Why would you toss it? Because my hands were full?

And it's my little secret, and I'm not proud of it.

And it's not Christmas.

And it's this, and it's this.

And Juanita is mad at the nurse because the nurse told her grandmother about the baby.

And Julia Roberts were single, they'd be dating.

And jumped to the "I dare you to ring her doorbell" stage.

And just have a look for a little while.

And just when you couldn't stand it anymore,

And keep them from burning the house down?

And Lacy Fair, that lingerie company.

And let me transport you to a land I call Relaxistan.

And lie.

And Lily was running a fever, so

And listed herself as a Big Sister.

And look at me now. I am a jumble of insecurities.

And look at the shelves over here.

And luckily I had sunscreen in my purse.

And make her laugh.

And making me feel like one of the family.

And Manny and Gloria, thank you for making all those phone calls.

And maybe don't tell me. Oh.

And moron number three is a Hollywood stunt car driver...

And Mr. Dunphy was out of the picture,

And my beautiful children,

And my husband.

And next day, of course, I gotta put up that "sold" banner. Yeah.

And no apologizing. Yes. Shut up and get in there.

And not drive to it.

And not humiliated you in public.

And not ignore those of the opposition,

And not spending another afternoon with his mommy.

And now he's telling me he's gay?

And now suddenly, Manny doesn't want to listen to me either.

And now the Weekly Saver says that some voters find Claire,

And now this looks like the lady she used to be ...

And now we upload your picture.

And now you can't even stay up past Luke's bedtime?

And now you're just wasting time at the mall.

And now you're looking at me, and I feel the need to keep going.

And obviously work at The Gap.

And occasionally Luke would have an accident and, um, Alex would scream.

And opened his little mouth.

And our car had found its way home?

And plus also, I'm going to the mall because I have a job interview.

And polite dude I don't know.

And pull him close and tell him that I danced with 20 men.

And put all three of them together on the same shelf.

And race down this same hill.

And raise Luke, Alex and Haley as my own.

And right now, she's probably sitting by the phone, waiting for me to call.

And room service will save me a bread pudding.

And said, "Why are you not eating the hooves? They're the best part."

And say, "Your dad's one lucky man," he was wrong.

And saying nothing is not lying, okay?

And scared, but I'm not. Mm hmm.

And second of all, he's my partner's father, okay? You're coming.

And she actually reminded Mr. Waters to assign homework.

And she cancels for no reason.

And she hasn't heard anything, and she's just beside herself.

And she promised not to tell dad until I left for college,

And she put it that way because she also knew you couldn't S P E L L.

And she's like, "You've been unconscious for two days."

And shred her confidence and mangle her self esteem.

And since we're talking,

And skip, two, three, four.

And so did my keys.

And so easy to reach.

And some jackass almost clipped her.

And some we're not. I'm so embarrassed I did that.

And something else.

And stage by stage, it's a slow descent into madness.

And start ... making your dreams come true.

And Tad is great,

And talk your way out of a P.U.I.

And tell Dede it was over

And tell us about some of the other issues facing our town.

And thank you, Uncle Manny.

And thanks to you, I had them move the ceremony to right under the flag.

And that ain't cool.

And that appears to be an ice cream cake.

And that guy just threw his paper on the sidewalk.

And that is the whole house. Again.

And that was how they apologized to me.

And that went down the drain.

And that you should pick one of his best friends to sleep with while he's gone.

And that's a problem, because a lot of times people will lie to you to protect your feelings,

And that's my grandpa and his wife, Gloria,

And that's not doin' you any favors.

And that's the best that you can shoot. Oh!

And that's with pretty nails.

And that's your idea of the best you got?

And the answer is, "Their personalities,"

And the good news is, it's you.

And the little jokes, and she knows everything about his life.

And the month before. And the month before.

And the more he becomes the little man I know today,

And the more I do, the more they want me.

And the office gossip is flying.

And the puffy shirts and and the poems.

And the realists would find the realists,

And the realists?

And the seminar isn't for two hours

And the spotlight shifts. Mom.

And the steak and the chicken and the shrimp.

And the universe rewarded me.

And the whole thing makes me so sad, and I'm not even sure why,

And then And then, when it all falls apart, I

And then You know what else? Lily succumbed to her injuries.

And then Bodie kicked it to me,

And then Cam, you're the father, right?

And then every spring, when

And then I remember a videocassette flying at my head.

And then I went out on a walk,

And then it shows 'em what their baby would look like.

And then Julian here is going to take us to a club across town.

And then meanwhile,

And then one day, somebody gives you a fake cop outfit,

And then out and then out.

And then there would be this baby over there that's my baby, but it's not my baby

And then we go and get a little ice cream, okay?

And then we just, like, mix it and put it in a like, a surrogate lady thing,

And then you could play it for those people so they'd realize what a jerk she is.

And then you tattled on me to her.

And then, bang, we have a baby.

And there are my college friends, but they're scattered all over the country.

And there hasn't been a day when I wasn't a loyal husband to your daughter ...

And there have been 10 of those in my lifetime,

And there she is!

And there she is.

And there was absolutely no chemistry.

And there was this angry animatronic wench with a rolling pin ...

And they believed in me,

And they need an answer by the end of the day.

And they were chock full of protein.

And think they can get away with anything they want.

And this is pretty much a matter of life and death, so

And this one just says "pancakes."

And this spoon is modern day, so if we use it,

And this thing is a horn of ugly.

And this whole fight with Dede was really eating at me.

And those eyes.

And those poor boys are not gonna have anything to compete with you.

And throw a boring party in our house...

And to think she didn't like you.

And told me she had a boyfriend in a newsletter, so ... join the team.

And turn, two, three, four.

And turning our house into an Oz themed extravaganza.

And unconventional.

And was actually herself quite the racist.

And watch the sun set over the water.

And we can't get parts for at least a day.

And we did have a choice.

And we didn't really get a good shot,

And we just got a shipment that might be perfect for you.

And we say he's gay because we want him to be gay.

And we should do it together, so we're on the same team.

And we'd say, um, "It's okay, honey. He's just making it lukewarm."

And we'll just push dinner back by a bit.

And we'll tell everyone we're running errands.

And we're at my boss's house.

And we're back together. Yay.

And we're back.

And we're going to tie it onto our car ourselves.

And we're offering $25 to get her back.

And we're scared! And we're tilted at a 30 degree angle!

And we're trying to get him to donate for preservation.

And welcome back to A Matter Of Record. I'm Cecil Van Gundy.

And were home by 8:30 with no boat.

And what about this grudge you're holding against Claire?

And what are we supposed to tell the baby? "Say hi to your Aunt Mommy."

And when I did, I'd never have to hear them snicker again.

And when I woke up, I met this woman named Jake, who's strong like a man.

And when it's all done, you might just encounter ...

And when you say "all the time"

And who's Cody, who you're close enough to chunk with,

And who's this cactus ?ower?

And why is her name all over your notebook?

And why is his hand on your

And won by 10 boxes.

And yet I'm the one on the no fly list.

And yet, I see no kids emerging from the vehicle.

And you are not allowed to say it ever.

And you asked him to bring over 900 pounds of litter.

And you didn't want to get 40.

And you don't want to make us angry today.

And you got a hole in one? Yeah?

And YOU guys... go wash my car?

And you have lots of friends.

And you have to respect that.

And you haven't even noticed that pretty girl in the blue elephant ...

And you jumped in to save her.

And you kept me in the dark about it for three whole months?

And you know how I know?

And you know what he did to get it back? Not a damn thing.

And you know what? You made me this way.

And you left one out. And that, my dear, Claire, is a Real Head Scratcher, T.M.

And you let me suffer all day?

And you need a nap.

And you put it off, knowing that I would do it. Yes! Are you happy?

And you should be. Well, I I'm not anymore.

And you should never say that word.

And you thought maybe having somebody make me feel good would wreck it?

And you thought they were too flashy?

And you'll find a dozen or so Malbec producers ...

And you're both bad big sisters to me.

And you're each gonna do your own projects. Mm hmm.

And you're easy on the eyes when you put a little effort into it.

And you're honestly tellin' me you don't cast Mitch in the more ladylike role?

And you're not even tempted to clean it up now?

And you're the one who needs to back off.

And yours was given to you on a pier.

And, Alex, your books are everywhere.

And, honey, if you think this kind of stress ...

And, or, because Cam wears her like a fanny pack.

And, uh, come home.

And, uh, I also want to wish a happy anniversary to my in laws, Jay and Dede Pritchett.

And, uh, I am a fan of hip hop.

And, uh, they certainly didn't expect me to end up with somebody like you.

And, urn, after that, the night's just bits and pieces.

And! decided to surprise him by having them on the mantel when he got home.

And... l I marred it.

Andre, it turns out, is an orthopedic surgeon,

Andre. Hey, Claire.

Anne?

Annie was amazing.

Annie, this is Alex that other sister I was telling you about.

Another good sign! it's not a good sign.

Another pitcher, my good woman.

Answer the phone.

Answer the question, Jay.

Answer the question. Yes.

Antonio hired a hooker to murder his father ...

Any coupons for swim lessons? 'Cause Stella needs some.

Any news, Haley?

Any news? Not yet, not yet.

Any sport where you can wear this, I'm in.

Anyhoo.

Anyone want more water? Oh, Dad, I'll take one.

Anything that seemed awesome, really.

Anything you want to say now, Manny?

Anything's better than watching Lily chew.

Anyway, I came out with a couple of beers.

Anyway, I disbanded the group shortly after I met Mitchell.

Anyway, I've spent the last four years...

Anyway, if I thought there was a fight worth fighting, I'd fight it.

Anyway, she didn't. Ruined the car.

Anyway, um, Lewis hasn't spoken to me since.

Anyway, you know what? There is a student mixer going on tonight.

Anyways, he's, like, the best dad ever,

Appalachian.

Apparently Mitchell started planning my birthday party two hours ago.

Apparently she was nuts about me.

Ardilla? Yeah, you know.

Are Are you Are you all right? Oh, yeah.

Are Are you saying what I think you're saying?

Are going to stay and watch Gone with the Wind in my new screening room.

Are there any questions?

Are these not the best wings you've ever had in your life? Oh, my God!

Are those canvas?

Are those shoes?

Are we done here?

Are we gonna have any more trouble?

Are we saying that this is the last time we're all going to be together as a family ...

Are we?

Are you asking me? Uh, yes. I do take them with food.

Are you aware this zone has a time limit?

Are you covering her ears? Let's have a little compassion.

Are you crazy?

Are you done with your boring jacket story?

Are you firing him or proposing to him?

Are you going to honestly tell me...

Are you gonna be a career criminal?

Are you gonna keep doing that? I might.

Are you happy?

Are you joking?

Are you just getting home? Yeah, things got a little out of hand.

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me? it's fantastic.

Are you kidding me? it's fantastic.

Are you kidding me? These aren't just words.

Are you kidding? it's fantastic! How is it fantastic?

Are you kidding? It's in great shape.

Are you kidding? Seriously?

Are you okay, mami?

Are you okay, papi?

Are you okay? Oh!

Are you okay? What is wrong?

Are you okay? Yeah. I'm great.

Are you really comfortable with what you just said?

Are you really okay with another man fertilizing your wife's egg?

Are you sad your dads aren't here?

Are you sad? Angry?

Are you sayin' Cam is the wife in this deal?

Are you saying that Stella is stupid?

Are you saying what I think you're saying?

Are you serious right now?

Are you serious?

Are you serious?

Are you serious?

Are you serious? She cuts your steak.

Are you seriously gonna stay in here all day?

Are you sure that there are ... no more questions?

Are you sure this is a good idea? Are you kidding me?

Are you sure this is going to work?

Are you sure you want to ding a chatterbox?

Are you sure you're gay? No.

Are you sure?

Are you sure? Go. I can handle it.

Are you sure? They're so good.

Are you trying to hide something?

Are you trying to ruin college for me before I even get here?

Are you upset at me because I honked at that old lady?

Are you, Dad? Are you?

Are you?

Are you? You've been throwing yourself at me all night.

Aren't we all just fragile eggs hiding behind bubble wrap and bravado?

Aren't we already gathered?

Arms down here says, "I'm white and I'm sorry,"

Around 5:00? Perfect.