Modern Family (2009) - Season 5 Edit

A band called the Dad Beats is gonna surprise Claire with a power love ballad.

A beautiful space just became available.

A beautiful woman approaches.

A beer? Are you crazy?

A bigger boat! Have a meat pie.

A car registered to you has accumulated 18 unpaid parking violations...

A certain adorable dog...

A chance to fight your family's stupid battles.

A D. P.

A fellow wedding facilitator has informed me...

A few days ago, we almost let a girl come between us.

A few months ago, Luke joined a club soccer team, and at first we were thrilled.

A few of your dad's.

A fiber optic tree.

A fund raiser, a dance...

A gay wedding is hardly the place to stop someone from being who they want to be.

A gentleman. Could you at least open the car door for me?

A great bird came from the sky and snatched him with his claws and took him far, far away.

A guy with a show dog?

A happy kid is like an antidepressant, but a natural one...

A little compassion when you thought I was pregnant would have been nice!

A little down.

A little exhausting.

A little pressure, the thing will snap where we put the blade in. Done.

A little, but those drops are really hanging on.

A lot can happen before the big day.

A lot of cold, lonely nights in that apartment by myself while my mom was driving a taxi...

A lot of fresh bar mitzvah money down there.

A lot of times, it's only after we get rid of something

A majestic, peaceful people who lived off the land and cried when they saw litter.

A message from my wife, not the black guy from Police Academy

A movie studio is trying to steal our idea.

A myriad of apologies, sir. If there's nothing else

A new guy walks in to an irregular shaped space, and he's just like...

A palace of ceaseless wonder.

A parking violation is second only to a moving violation...

A professional real estate tool.

A real man would be more considerate of your time.

A responsibility to win all the time, to always be the best?

A senior tour bus just pulled up.

A small occlusion, but very good color. This is Claire's.

A Spider Man vs. Dr. Octopus comic book.

A thousand therapists couldn't do what Gloria did for me.

A train I'd never make 00.

A typical day in a coffee shop, right?

A wise man once told me, "I don't get it...

A young lady planning a sweet 16 just booked your date.

A. P. history.

Aah!

Aah! Something bit me!

About some people needing a little more time before they come around.

About you maybe wanting to go to the game without us today.

Above the ankle, below the knee, what do you see?

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. It's foolproof.

Academic teachers at the top, gym teachers at the bottom.

Acting like we're drinking buddies, judging me...

Actually Mmm. it's pretty good.

Actually we left Xander's, and now we're at Sammy's.

Actually, Dad, we could use a moment.

Actually, Dad, what happened was Cam was practicing this trick...

Actually, Grams, she's, uh, from Vietnam.

Actually, I really need to wake up.

Actually, I thought you and I would take a little walk.

Actually, I want to read you one of my favorite books.

Actually, I was buying Stella a decorative show collar.

Actually, I'm gonna need that one back. Sorry.

Actually, it was a long flight.

Actually, it's being planned for me.

Actually, it's not a bunch of crows. It's called a murder.

Actually, ma'am, she's my kin.

Actually, Manny? My phone is in my pocket.

Actually, there's one thing even worse than that.

Actually, there's something we have to tell you. How's this?

Actually, we have the final walk through today...

Actually, we let Manny stay home all the time.

Actually, we're short a couple of extras.

Admit it. Doesn't it feel good to break a few rules, take a walk on the wild side?

After a 20 year vacation...

After a while, the pile just got so big...

After all, I've only put on hundreds of magnificent weddings.

After all, she's my mother.

After all, what's better than magic to symbolize the wonder of marriage?

After dealing with those kids sometimes during.

After doing God knows what in Sri Lanka.

After Joe went down...

After my mom passed away, he dated this woman named Annie...

After that, we don't have another opening for... two months.

After the initial shock, Grams softened a bit.

After the tragic news last week from the Andys.

After today, I'm convinced our landfills are 10% hair.

After today, there'll be no more clothes thrown everywhere...

After years of disappointment, I have learned not to expect a pat on the head from my dad.

Again, I am so sorry.

Again, we're very sorry about the projector.

Again? What happened?

Ah, a little down.

Ah, a little down.

Ah, ah, ah, ah. Remember our rules?

Ah, ah, ah! One robe.

Ah, get yourself out of some hot water by getting her into some.

Ah, Gloria, he's just a little baby.

Ah, Luke. Sweet as custard and just as smart.

Ah, Mr. Dunphy! How are...

Ah, now you're glad we're here, huh?

Ah, please. Let me tell them the truth.

Ah, thank you.

Ah, this used to be Glorita's favorite.

Ah, well, desperate times call for desperate

Ah, yes. I believe he called it "painting with scissors."

Ah, yes. I know one Indian...

Ah, you know how touchy he can be, Dede.

Ah!

Ah! Sweet newlyweds!

Ah. Probably should've prepped her.

Ah. That's when I'd already been doing the job 20 years.

Ah. There we are.

AIl those names and dates? It's all so dry.

Alex and I are having a blast.

Alex can never know how much I hate driving with her.

Alex likes Drew. She's just playing it safe.

Alex might be a little bit fragile after last night...

Alex would never do that.

Alex, I am so sorry. Haley, I trusted you.

Alex, I want you to go through her stuff and find out about this thing tonight.

Alex, the real reason Mom doesn't want to teach you to drive...

Alex! Hey.

Alex. Hey, girlita.

Alex's hair smells like cheese!

All I get to buy is tuxedos, and they all look the same.

All I said is I don't care about wedding dresses.

All kids do that. Why do you think your whole building is made out of Nerf?

All my cousins are going to see this.

All of which you wouldn't have thought of because, well, I've already said.

All on Campus Drive.

All over the place.

All part of the Excelsior Plus experience, sir.

All right, but this buys your time and your silence.

All right, everybody, let's dodgeball.

All right, grab the other end.

All right, I got to admit something right here.

All right, I think that everyone is here.

All right, I want you to make so many friends and have so much fun

All right, I'll be two minutes.

All right, I'll see you in 90 minutes.

All right, knock it off.

All right, let's do this. No. No, no, no.

All right, let's see. You have been charged with unlawful sexiness...

All right, next up, we have a very special guest joining us.

All right, the match is starting.

All right, then. Great.

All right, yeah.

All right, you get started, and then I'll jump in when it starts to heat up.

All right, young lady.

All right!

All right! That's enough.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Anyway, thank you for the opportunity.

All right. Be back in a few.

All right. Come on, Luke.

All right. Come on, sweetie.

All right. Come on. Let's do this.

All right. Do something different, guys.

All right. Everybody just be normal.

All right. Here we go.

All right. Lily, can you come in here, please?

All right. No more talking.

All right. No. Just stay calm.

All right. See you at 5:00.

All right. See you guys later.

All right. That's enough for now.

All right. Well, my husband, Phil, is a Realtor.

All right. Well, soon.

All right. You two in the back?

All that's left... is to reattach the lander to the command module.

All the machines are taken. We're gonna have to wait.

All the mothers are so young and perky.

All the time, forever and ever.

All the time.

All the way up to Samuel L. Jackson there.

All this time I've been waiting for a guy to see the true me...

All we've got is this stupid silver one.

All work is done at the bar.

Almost there.

Also, I'd like to revise what I said to you in the car about biting.

Also, is it a little Willy Wonka?

Also, should I get a job this summer...

Also, the astronauts on the actual Apollo 13 didn't give up...

Although my girlfriend is a troop, so in my case, it's a little confusing.

Although we should stay in one place so he can find us.

Always shave with the grain.

Always trying to make me feel like less of a man.

Am I being replaced?

Am I just going to nitpick everyone until they leave me?

Am I really that much of a mess?

Amazing!

Amazing.

Amazing. You guys are actually hanging out by the water cooler.

Ambitious.

Amy Martin left it here last night after my party.

And a breakout session on shoe storage.

And a hundred percent chance of us freaking her out.

And admit that you don't trust me, your fiancé and co father of your daughter.

And Alex is doing Habitat for Humanity and Luke has camp.

And also kind of his son.

And an hour and a half for, um, advanced lit and

And And so interesting. Isn't that interesting, Haley?

And as long as we're sharing, I have some news

And attention to personal hygiene.

And back then the print on the instructions was tiny, but he persevered.

And besides, I don't know that I can keep Phil safe anymore.

And besides, this hair at a pool party?

And besides, we're late for Jay's party.

And by that, I mean straight people

And by the time this guy gets old enough, who knows how much I'll remember?

And by this time tomorrow...

And change the scenery in a high school play.

And Claire.

And climb the Sydney Harbour Bridge.

And come on. I don't have that many outfits.

And Crispin said he wouldn't tell anyone.

And cue Sal. Start after your limerick.

And cutoff shorts and ice cream trucks?

And Dad thinks I should take ceramics 'cause lots of girls do.

And didn't want to get outdone, as usual.

And don't be so modest.

And don't tell her I sent you.

And don't you want to stick it to Earl?

And easy.

And ever since they cut down that stupid prune tree...

And every year, I have let you down.

And everybody was running around, laughing.

And expressed himself with his body in a way he never could with words.

And for the record, Bo has twice the land we do.

And for the record, I just wanted to introduce my friend.

And for what it's worth, you got nothing to be nervous about.

And get a price on that divine lamp.

And get all the glass out of the pool.

And getting me all my money. That was awesome.

And Haley was one of them.

And Haley's doing something for money in the basement.

And he looked like a Mumford & Son, so I think he'd know.

And he said, "Son, this will keep the bad guys away."

And he thought my baby brother did it.

And he wanted to be dropped off a block away from school.

And he was also a contemporary of Picasso.

And he wore the most ridiculous sleep mask thing.

And he's flying out to win her back.

And he's just pretending to be brave for you.

And he's made up a crazy mnemonic device to remember the location...

And hearing teachers say, "You're Alex Dunphy's brother? Really?"

And helping him out this way.

And her name is Claire.

And her name is Sienna.

And her name's Lily.

And his team's losing...

And how can you think that I have bad taste?

And how is he fitting in now? Better? Anyway

And how is that being who you are?

And I added the "A Ding."

And I always thought, "Yeah. Wouldn't mind a piece of that."

And I am having a hard time letting go.

And I can't say a word?

And I chose a bold pocket square to bring out the stripe in the shirt...

And I could video the whole thing on my phone.

And I did. Wink, wink.

And I didn't bail. I know a lot of people here.

And I don't even know why, since it's basically impossible.

And I don't have all day to try on dresses.

And I don't think it set a very good example for

And I don't want something at the wedding that makes you uncomfortable.

And I don't want to do it on your machine.

And I don't want you to feel left out.

And I don't want you to grow up to be the kind of kid...

And I gotta say that brings up a lot of stuff with me.

And I guess, well, we just lost track of time.

And I have a son that doesn't even look Colombian.

And I have to find a dozen perfect presents...

And I have to go bail him out, just as soon as I can get my hands...

And I have to say, so far I'm partial to Floral and Hardy...

And I I just wanted to give you another shot.

And I just bought us seven kid free days.

And I just realized it must have fallen in the box of clothes I gave to Lily.

And I know it wasn't about me...

And I know that because it's how I have felt every year.

And I lied about that being Luke's shirt.

And I loved every minute of it.

And I need you to go into my office and stand up the ladder that fell.

And I never told anyone.

And I put one of her favorite things in each of the pockets of her coat.

And I realized I was just scared, and I love you...

And I really need my weekends back to catch up on errands.

And I really wanted to win.

And I say to them, "One of you had better be able to drive an 18 wheeler...

And I shouldn't be so angry.

And I stood there at the kitchen window...

And I think that that was intentional, a comment on the perpetual motion of life.

And I think that was always his plan.

And I thought I'd give it a whirl.

And I thought zucchini bread was your favorite, or why why am I buying zucchini?

And I want to make sure we're absolutely certain about this place.

And I wanted to flirt my way out of the ticket by pretending I was single...

And I was an idiot with Mitchell...

And I was gonna fold it for you to make us even...

And I was thinking how lucky I am.

And I will be as socially magnetic as I always am.

And I would've told you, but Cam thought that maybe

And I'll do it at sunset, which I've recently discovered is my ideal lighting.

And I'll keep it."

And I'll superimpose Beth's face over yours on the computer.

And I'm afraid it'll happen again...

And I'm dead.

And I'm getting so sick of cleaning up your messes.

And I'm impossibly tall, and even if I could find somebody to love me...

And I'm like some sissy man with pinkish cheeks and a turned out heel.

And I'm looking for something a little more contemporary and sophisticated.

And I'm not attracted to you.

And I'm not comfortable with that, but I did it.

And I'm not going to let you screw it up now.

And I'm not switching places with you...

And I'm pleased as punch to be the one

And I'm so, so sorry.

And I'm sorry about lying before.

And I'm sorry my dad didn't have a better reaction.

And I'm sorry your Beyoncé loving wife went to Luke's game without you.

And I'm sure word got out about, you know me.

And I'm taking advice about girls...

And I've been e mailing with my tentmate.

And if I step over the line every now and again when I'm doing that, tough.

And if it's this girl, great. If not, great.

And if Joe won't go to bed, just put on Gladys Knight and bounce him around a little bit.

And if not

And if she did, she'd probably, like I don't know

And if there's one person in the world I trust, it is you.

And if things go well this weekend, I am even.

And if you cleaned it up

And immediately you cannot handle it.

And in the future, if there's anything

And in the meantime, Mom, Grandpa wants you to take over the business...

And introduce for the first time ever on our fourth try

And is that a great new sweater?

And isn't that what Christmas is all about?

And it doesn't add up.

And it hurts me that the man I love just thinks it's some big joke.

And it it worked for... a while.

And it never would have happened if Gloria hadn't got us kicked out of that snooty restaurant.

And it probably put too much pressure on it to be special...

And it sounds like you and your lady really need to talk this out.

And it was not easy for me to trust a man after the husband that I'd had.

And it was suggested that I was out of my league when I landed Claire.

And it worked, and I I kind of liked it.

And it wouldn't exactly fit my image if people found out I was considering entering...

And it's annoying when you say things like people are supposed to know!

And it's making him a a little tense.

And it's most certainly not going to burn down your wedding.

And it's not nonchalant.

And it's possible I come on a little too strong.

And just as the two of you are sitting down to enjoy it...

And just built off that one idea.

And just me dancing with all of them.

And just throw a doll in her face.

And let's just say it didn't.

And look at you, smiling ear to ear.

And Luke to move his camp session...

And Manny gives him the ring.

And maybe I got a little crazy, but I'm gonna think about that later.

And maybe I needed to give him a little push.

And maybe you should start thinking about what you're going to do.

And Merle and I just started sniping at each other.

And my dad was mad...

And my friends. A And my parents.

And my job is to give you the snowflake...

And my mom washed my mouth out with the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

And my office, which is where I am calling you from.

And my old man was so proud of me...

And nailed her in the cheap seats.

And negotiations and arguments and sometimes even boredom...

And no one should have to suffer this kind of abuse on a daily basis.

And not in a cool black way.

And not in the cool MythBusters marathon way.

And now I am very pleased to raise a glass...

And now I don't have to do it by myself.

And now I have airplane in my hair!

And now I'm raisin' her, all by my lonesome.

And now I'm scared he will.

And now she's pregnant with twins.

And now somebody else is eating breakfast in our nook.

And now the mom's just staring at me.

And of course he played the game of his life.

And on my first day, you asked me to bathe Rex.

And only honks to support the troops!

And only one thing kept me company.

And our feature presentation, The Great Escape.

And people always say that they like the way that I dress...

And Pepper was, by far, the least snarky about this one.

And pinch my wrists.

And plus, also, I needed to stay sharp...

And presto.

And remember, if you get into a jam, just do the impression I taught you.

And right now, I would be on my 100 acre ranch in Aspen...

And risk hurting Pepper?

And say we're with the wrong people.

And say, "Happy Tuesday, huh?"

And shallow. Just because we're guys doesn't mean we don't have feelings.

And she broke up with him, and then he seemed kind of down, so I invited him out.

And she can actually talk to you.

And she fell out of a warrior pose and broke her hip.

And she hasn't thought about it since.

And she wants to go back there.

And she'd been married eight times before.

And she'd spend her summers their winters visiting him.

And she's been on the edge for a long time.

And she's downstairs right now.

And she's so new to our school, she doesn't even realize...

And she's still not ready.

And she's still single, so when she finds out...

And shouldn't we help our daughter process this loss?

And since I'm teaching you something here...

And since you guys have the open house, I will be taking the bus.

And sits next to a much younger, much handsomer looking man.

And snarking about me on your cell phone.

And so then they're not tempted by other cats in the city.

And so what if Joe's a little boisterous?

And some chef handpicks each cut, dry ages it 35 days...

And someone didn't get it...

And sometimes he makes cupcakes, which I could use one right about now. Or a potato.

And sparing her all that worry?

And stand in front of the tree, and we'll pop a shot off.

And sure, he was warm and funny and loving

And talk about all the presents you were gonna get.

And talking about fresh, I brought you some empanadas.

And teamwork and heart.

And tell him that we need the black card?

And tell Joe his old man died as he lived

And that "Jay" word, that's harder to say than "Dada."

And that can be scary.

And that chunk of glass that should have made her finger fall off weeks ago?

And that I have to get new index cards before Monday.

And that I talk "different like" when I'm not here?

And that I'm about to get married?

And that I've never been happier in my entire life...

And that I've never been happier in my entire life...

And that is my mistake, and I own that.

And that is not the first time that someone has called me cold.

And that makes you feel

And that makes you the biggest man in this whole car.

And that Merit Scholarship application everyone's so stressed about.

And that Paco Rabanne will scare away any mosquitoes.

And that there was a magazine called Modern Gay Grooms.

And that was only part time to pay for my cheer gear.

And that was six months in.

And that's a clock.

And that's a nice little gesture.

And that's actually 205 with the bar.

And that's how I always felt.

And that's what we're going to get you.

And that's why you're wearing sweatpants. Okay, I was

And the fuchsia gown didn't tip you off?

And the guys love my banana bread.

And the irony is, he would really love that skeleton gag.

And the lady wins again.

And the lead singer You might wanna sit down

And the mosquitoes are really going after my jellyfish bites.

And the only reason Dad lied to you is

And the whole time, you're changing the fake dog into a hot maid?

And then

And then all of a sudden the dog has it?

And then another hour and a half for A. P. history.

And then gently ease her into a friendly conversation about her future.

And then he tried to recreate it for their 25th wedding anniversary...

And then hit. And then stay.

And then I felt so guilty about liking it that I just wanted to erase the whole thing.

And then I met this Cam.

And then I realized. I don't want to work for Charlie anymore.

And then I tried on one of Gloria's old dresses, which made me feel like a 10 year old boy.

And then I will cancel the charge before we leave.

And then I'm gonna debut them Memorial Day at Laguna Beach.

And then she grabs the chair...

And then she'd pull us in because everything she does always works.

And then the universe rewarded you.

And then there's a couple of other factors

And then told me I looked like Heidi Klum, which is such an obvious come on.

And then we leave him home alone at night.

And then you get right into summer stock, so

And then you're gonna look for number 913.

And then, when you see it go by, you press the red button to stop it, okay?

And there it is. Hi. How are Oh!

And there it was in icing.

And there she is!

And there's a piano there. I sit down behind it.

And there's no oar?

And there's one in particular I hope comes true."

And there's Shorty.

And they deserve someone who knows the material and can inspire them, so

And they do, you know.

And they have a whole 'nother family on the bad side of town.

And they have an hour for A. P. bio...

And they poke into my thigh when I'm in my helicopter.

And they say

And they were desperate for a hero to slay their dragon.

And they won't take a credit card?

And they're already acting like they have empty nest syndrome.

And things that seem worthless...

And this baby ends up in the garage first thing in the morning.

And this guy is the only two time host

And this responsibility Where does it come from?

And those condos are gonna be fantastic...

And told me that it gave him time to make a plan.

And trays down.

And try to pay attention.

And vowed to walk the equivalent of our house to Canada in one year.

And we also asked Claire to go because we thought her sensible style...

And we are trying to get to our daughter the daughter my friend and I have together.

And we chatted for, like, 10 minutes.

And we felt sorry for him.

And we just bought three days away from that.

And we want to make sure that you've got a plan...

And we're back in time for dinner.

And we're getting married in an hour.

And we're gonna play like a bunch of

And we're just killing time before an appointment.

And what about Las Vegas, when you couldn't quite commit to the show?

And what did I do with my wallet?

And what did I say that was so terrible?

And what happened anyway? You've been looking forward to this day for months.

And what if I told you the love of my life...

And what is up with Hillary? Is she going to run or not?

And what the two of you need is a little guilty pleasure.

And what's his name th th the flouncy one. L'David.

And whatever wedding he thinks he's planning.

And when he finally brought her down...

And when I was leaving, I I stopped and I said hello to her...

And when it comes to us, I'm even more hesitatey than

And when my grandfather gave it to me, God rest his soul, he said...

And when we got home, she was fine

And who knows?

And whose fault is that?

And why do you leave your things all over?

And why do you want to get a dog to take care of so soon after the kids leave?

And yeah, I said "set." But that's how we talk here.

And you are an incredible woman...

And you are smart in an original way...

And you can't give me two days? We're saving an old lady some unnecessary upset.

And you do look super duper handsome in that.

And you got in that soap battle...

And you keep your mouth shut about this.

And you know how humid it is down there?

And you know what the sad thing is?

And you say, "I saw a doctor. He found a small dark mass."

And you should be ashamed of yourself!

And you should know that, uh...

And you start to wonder, "Am I everything I wanted to be?"

And you wanted to give that to me?

And you were changing your major every three minutes, according to Grandpa...

And you'll lose your best friend forever.

And you're a role model. You're a hero.

And you're gonna get the black card.

And you're her blood type, so you

And you're so "Eh, eh, eh," I I was afraid to say anything.

And your dad's friends drink like soldiers...

And your fingers are covered in cheese dust.

And your food should be out in just a few minutes.

And your son is growing up in a wonderful home.

And, besides, it's obviously not sleeping.

And, Dad, are you just gonna keep selling houses?

And, honey, there's a "U" in "pound."

And, uh, honestly, when I first found out what they were doing, I thought it was kind of weird...

And, uh, Karen, you might want to eat some chapati with that.

And, well, I have to go pick up Lily.

And, yes, Brandon, if you'll still have me, yes, I will marry you!

And, yes, people are allowed their private thoughts...

And?

And...

And... go!

And... none of them are mine.

And... our antenna is...

Andy, are you sure about getting on that plane?

Andy, I don't think it's a good idea for you to get on that plane.

Andy, pick her up.

Andy, um...

Andy, wait.

Andy!

Andy's flight is delayed again.

Angela, this is fresh from Anuradhapura.

Angus?

Another hot chocolate?

Another one? Since when does a wedding singer send us requests?

Anthony Lamarque. Botox Tony.

Any chance of getting the eggs before they turn into chickens?"

Any chance the photographer could fire off a couple solo shots?

Any chance you could help?

Any of this is part of God's plan.

Anything's gotta be better than this.

Anyway, I'm just calling to see how you're doing.

Anyway, through no fault of my own

Anyway, um

Apparently they were double booked. This is the best Pepper could do.

Apparently, he's a big deal. He won a Golden Globe.

Apparently, I have the one gay intern in the world with absolutely no fashion sense.

Apparently, I'm the Cam of two families, so

Apparently, I'm tougher than I look.

Appetizers on the bar, Scrabble on the coffee table...

Approaching target. There they are.

Are Are you serious?

Are missing such a beautiful day...

Are ridiculous!

Are there more than five people in the class?

Are these really our top two choices for color palette? Why are they both white?

Are those for sure the best earrings?

Are we really doing this again?

Are y'all comin'?

Are you all clients of Phil's?

Are you breaking into my store?

Are you crazy?

Are you crazy?

Are you decent?

Are you gonna do that every time? You found glass, not the lost city of Atlanta.

Are you gonna spend all day on that thing?

Are you guys getting in the bath?

Are you happy?

Are you here to sell your beavers?

Are you kidding me? I was racing to my life.

Are you mad because I embarrassed you?

Are you nervous because of your first day in high school?

Are you not listening to me?

Are you okay?

Are you ready?

Are you really throwing a gay anthem in our face right now?

Are you saying I didn't serve my country?

Are you sure, Grandpa?

Are you sure, guys? 'Cause Claire's always right about everything...

Are you sure?

Are you sure? 'Cause I don't think it drank itself.

Are you sure? 'Cause I have another blouse in here.

Are you sure? He gets very, uh, excited, and he might give it away.

Are you trappers from the Canadian provinces?

Are you? What about that dirt on your face?

Aren't you gonna be late for work?

Aren't you the doubter?

Around 4:00, she gets fussy for her bottle.

As a flourish I was gonna use one

As a lawyer, I should've told you...

As a matter of fact, that's probably the Cuban I ordered for you.

As a parent, I feel I should ask about this.

As far as I'm concerned, he's Dad of the Year, the DOY.

As if mysteriously floating all the way half the way to me.

As long as it covered your mouth.

As opposed to the approach that we've taken in the past.

As she tries to fall asleep even years later.

As the lowly caterpillar becomes the majestic butterfly...

As the tiny acorn becomes the mighty oak...

As we all know, Phil had a little accident tonight...

As we develop the mind, so we must the body.

As you are about my lying to you.

Ask your parents before using the internet.

Assuming, of course, you get the right closets and blinds.

At a Celine Dion concert, you do not tell him grow a pair!

At least I got to see presents.

At least it's warm, unlike you!

At least Javier was on top of a dolphin.

At least they deserve their own party.

At least this way, nothing bad happened to anyone's pretty hair.

At least, I think that's what she said with that American accent.

At Pepper's party that night you wore those pants that don't fit you anymore.

At some point, we have to talk to somebody.

At the company and scored a big one.

At the end of the ceremony, I kiss a man...

At the end of the day, you have to ask yourself, can you imagine your life without this person?

At the judges' table in 60 seconds.

Attaboy.

Attagirl! Here she comes this way.

Attention! Attention, please.

Attention! Attention, please. The fire has jumped the freeway.

Australia's rejected me.

Automatic doors, and that TV in the back?

Aw, don't beat yourself up. That'd require you to notice something that isn't about you.

Aw, it's so pretty. Hey, Manny, nice top.

Aw, man. Really?

Aw, no, it it kind of is.

Aw, that's so sweet.

Aw!

Aw.

Aw.

Aww.

Ay, no. No, wait! Manny

Ay.

Ay.

Ay. but he does that too...

Ay. but then there's that dip in the road.

Ay. Claire. But you're beautiful too, in your own way.

Ay. Darlene, you're learning Spanish?

Ay. Father, I am so sorry.

Ay. I cannot believe that my little baby's going to the high school.

Ay. I cannot believe that my little baby's leaving me.

Ay. I don't eat anything unless I know what's in it.

Ay. I miss my little old Manny.

Ay. I miss you girls.

Ay. I wish I also had a romantic story.

Ay. I wish she had more pockets!

Ay. I'm going to miss you guys.

Ay. I'm so sorry. I forgot to tell you.

Ay. is that why you never wear high heels?

Ay. Joe, my baby, are you okay?

Ay. look how much they all love you.

Ay. Manny, how terrible. All your hard work.

Ay. Manny, please. Call me as soon as you land.

Ay. Manny, why are you so quiet?

Ay. Mrs. Rivera's still alive.

Ay. no.

Ay. Okay, there.

Ay. other mothers are going to the field trip too.

Ay. Phil, please. You cannot tell the difference...

Ay. Phil.

Ay. Phil. I heard about jail. How are you doing?

Ay. Rita, no. Phil is a friend of mine...

Ay. Sí.

Ay. sí. Porque escogió un colorbonito en el salón de belleza será. ¿Por qué más?

Ay. thank you for coming, padre.

Ay. that's sweet, but I know I look terrible.

Ay. that's why I called you, Father.

Ay. there's no way we're gonna make it through that crowd.

Ay. yes, in the occasion closet.

Ay. yes. I forgot how exhausting this is.

Ay. your body's beautiful.

Baby steps, Mitchell. Baby steps.

Baby, I'm a Realtor. I have a license for that.

Back in a jiff.

Back in college, I caught mono from my roommate Ling.

Back in high school, I was in the A.V. club.

Back in the day, we knew this guy from Australia.

Back in Vietnam, I had hepatitis.

Bad idea.

Ball.

Bang.

Bathing suits are optional.

Be a hero. Bring her home.

Be back in time for me to do your tie.

Be cool! We don't want to look like idiots!

Be happy, little guy. This world belongs to you.

Beats me. I think I'll go freshen up.

Beautiful day, huh? I was told.

Because "hes" don't look at me like that.

Because Cam is too much of a snob to use our hand me downs.

Because college and knowing you, a great college

Because for some reason, those help me study better.

Because he doesn't want to hurt his feelings.

Because he loves me and he thinks I say funny things when I'm buzzed.

Because he responds so well to criticism.

Because he told me what he's going to do when Amy comes here, and it's beautiful.