Bojack Horseman Soundboard Edit

All about you #bojack horseman #all about me #you #self centered #lesson learned #will arnett

All I know for sure is that he's the father of a girl named Jameson who's super annoying.

Am I dying? #bojack horseman #burning toast #am i dying #will arnett #dead #dying #i cant breathe

Are you drunk? #drunk #beer #bojack horseman #are you drunk #will arnett

Avoid the real me #bojack horseman #real me #nobody will like that #will arnett #be careful #self esteem

Before rehab friend #bojack horseman #rehab #friend #alcohol #will arnett

Best of luck.

Bojack Horseman.

Bojacks Road Trip

Boji.

Boxer Vs Raptor

Breaking and entering #bojack horseman #breaking and entering #twelve point plan #illegal #uncomfortable #will arnett #cyanide #plan

But is that really what you want?

Bye.

Can you patch me through to Todd?

Chicago.

Chika Oh no.

Child labor #bojack horseman #child labor #mining #offensive #letters #workforce #news #will arnett

Cookies for breakfast #cookie #breakfast #stop #dont do that #self control #bojack horseman #oreo #biscuit

Could have gone worse #bojack horseman #could have gone worse #bad move #hooray #unsure #will arnett

Died of a broken heart #bojack horseman #gone forever #appreciate me #dead #died #broken heart

Dipshit.

Doctor Champ.

Don't cut the string that connects you to the kite that is you.

Enough of being a great mom #bojack horseman #season 2 #mom #parenting #will arnett

Fine be that way. Todd will help me.

Fine. Be that way.

First Day in Prison #going to prison #jail #criminal #wont survive #stabbed #shank

Get me a beer #bojack horseman #beer #lazy #tricked #will arnett #dakota fanning

God damn it.

Goodbye, stinky Susan.

Goodbye.

Great.

Grownups are talking #bojack horseman #grownups are talking #todd #love you guys #will arnett #shut up

Hello.

Hitting a stick with your car #bojack horseman #vehicular manslaughter #hitting a person with your car #will arnett #hit and run

Holy sheet.

Home, I guess.

Horsing Around Ring

How can I offend Alaskans #bojack horseman #alaska #eskimo #offensive #will arnett

How do I ignore? #bojack horseman #ignore #left on read #dont talk #not listening #will arnett #ghosted

I called 911 right away, but it was too late.

I Did a Business #bojack horseman #adultman #adulting #no idea what I'm doing #children stacked on top #fake #pretend #fit in

I didn't think of that #bojack horseman #why didnt you leave #annoying you #club #bar #relationships #talking #will arnett

I do.

I don't care #bojack horseman #relationship #girlfriend #go smoothly #disaster #will arnett

I don't know. I was just trying to come up with one of those dumb rehab sayings.

I don't remember things #bojack horseman #moulan rouge #remember anything #bad memory #will arnett

I drove to the planetarium and I found her passed out.

I feel good.

I gotta make some changes in my life.

I Hate Honeydew #bojack horseman #honeydew #cantaloupe #fruits #angry #plus one #food

I have no idea.

I need you to find the address of some rich guy.

I need you to like me #bojack horseman #need you to like me #parent issues #admiration #driving #will arnett #self worth

I parked in a handicap spot #bojack horseman #jerk #talk show #funny #parked #handicap #disabled

I said no.

I specifically didn't ask #bojack horseman #i dont care #didnt ask #will arnett #personal questions

I'll drop it #bojack horseman #drop it #im fine #talking #unstable #handle it

I'll listen #bojack horseman #i can listen #gotta take this #phone call #friendship #will arnett

I'm an asshole.

I'm Bojack.

I'm famous #bojack horseman #famous #elijah wood #dont remember you #meet so many people #fame

I'm here because I made choices.

I'm not a good person #bojack horseman #life is hard #not a good person #accidentally kind #gesture #will arnett

I'm not in the mood. I look awful.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sober now.

If you don't want to be here, the gate code is 123456.

Is that what you really want?

It's societies fault #bojack horseman #societies fault #take no blame #will arnett #individual

Jesus.

Joan Tripplehorn.

Joey Pogo.

Jokes have to be funny #bojack horseman #jokes #funny #comedy #will arnett #relationship

Katie.

Kites are sky trash #bojack horseman #kites #flying #playing #will arnett #sky trash

Leave me the hell alone.

Leave more quietly #bojack horseman #leave more quietly #one night stand #forget you exist #will arnett

Love you #bojack horseman #love you #no i dont #affection #define the relationship #surprise #shock #love

Mr Peanut Butter

Mr Peanutbutter

My addiction didn't pull a knife on me and say, hey Bob, drink this alcohol or I'm going to strangle you after I put down this knife, which now seems unnecessary.

My parents gave me an internalized self hatred of horses, so my horse body is a prison that I can never escape. This manifests in run behavior because I subconsciously believe I deserve to be punis...

Need more flasks #bojack horseman #alcohol #classy #flasks #suit #drinking #party #will arnett

New couch #bojack horseman #new couch #metaphor #new attitude

No, see, that's actually the joke

No.

No.

Nobody made me drink.

Now, if you'll kindly direct me to my room, I would like to begin the process of healing so I can finally stop hurting the people around me. Dipshit.

Officer Fuzzyface

Ohh, you would love that, wouldn't you?

Once you go, see your own shadow, so you can get six more weeks of Leave Me the Hell Alone.

PCs Ringtone

Put my phone on airplane mode #bojack horseman #airplane mode #drunk texting #drinking #bad decision #will arnett

Regrettable Life Choices #bojack horseman #bad life choices #regrets #oops #will arnett

Say when #bojack horseman #say when #pouring a drink #whiskey #alcohol #bar #depressed #will arnett

See, usually the point of sayings is they illustrate complicated concepts via straightforward allegory. I really admire that your sayings don't do that.

Shut the hell up #shut the hell up #stfu #stop talking #im done #i spy #shut up #bojack horseman #will arnett

Shut up.

Sir Lynn.

Skip ad button #bojack horseman #chickens #ads #skip ad button #commercial

So every room come with a free bag full of $90,000.

So the only way I can progress is to return to my life as a sober man and finally hold myself accountable for my actions, past and future. Oh my God, is this what therapy is?

Socially awkward #try alcohol #bojack horseman #awkward at parties #drinking #social #talking

Starting now.

Stole muffins from a Navy Seal #bojack horseman #navy seal #stealing #muffins #will arnett #theft

Stop pissing off orphans! #bojack horseman #serial killers #will arnett #orphans #pissing off

Sure.

Thank you.

That's not true, I can express feelings #bojack horseman #i can feel #feelings #expressions #emotions #will arnett #open up #not true

The system works #bojack horseman #system works #bad friends #back stabbing #low self esteem #will arnett #internalizing

True dat #true dat #true #dat #bojack #horseman

Trying to make me vomit #bojack horseman #poison #make me vomit #sick #will arnett

We are gonna bond #bonding #road trip #007 #james bond #friendship #will arnett #bojack horseman

We should see other people #bojack horseman #we should see other people #break up #relationship issues #will arnett

What are you doing?

What is this, a crossover episode? #is this a crossover episode #crossover episode #mr peanut butter

Whos That Dog

Why are you still here? #why are you here #one night stand #will arnett #booty call #bojack horseman #get out #sleep

Why bother doing anything? #bojack horseman #everything is garbage #lazy #dont do anything #true story #did you go to work

Why bother talking #bojack horseman #why bother talking #language changes #speech #will arnett #confused #existential crisis

Yeah.

You are my house guest #bojack horseman #horsing around #will arnett #houseguest #roommate #burden

You get sneak out the upstairs window after midnight bed check by tying your sheets into a rope and nobody would notice you're gone till wake up. But is that what you really want?

You're a horrible person #bojack horseman #horrible person #yelling #angry #understand

You're the best #bojack horseman #youre the best #no matter what they say #motivation #kind #app

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