BoJack Horseman (2014) - Season 1 Edit

A bunch of horse tranquilizers, ha ha.

A fire called Having a Good Idea.

A genre which thrives on

A gin and nutmeg just like you asked.

A great Rodney Dangerfield impression.

A Halloween store that's open year round.

A lot of further questions.

A lot of sensitive information here.

A lot.

A mosquito got into my tent. What do you want?

A naval officer on leave from Afghanistan.

A rare lapse in taste and judgment.

A sad day for the sport of horse racing.

A sick, sick joke, indeed,

A store where people can buy Halloween stuff.

A sweet cocaine booth/sex closet.

A truly immersive Halloween experience

A very lucrative business opportunity.

A western about a one horse town and you're the horse.

Aah!

About a seemingly mandated celebration of our military

About American bank routing numbers.

About breaking and entering, BoJack.

About his reality show.

About how he hates the troops.

About me being smart and talented and good?

About mix tapes.

About Sarah Lynn anymore?" After all, she is 30.

About stealing a meal from Neal McBeal, the Navy SEAL.

Actually, it kind of feels like you're the one

Adult... man.

After he exchanged blows with Sir Paul McCartney.

After one more quick anecdote.

After party at my restaurant!

After we made love, he covered himself in sheets like an Arab.

Again, I am not a crow

Ah, ah, phone is ringing. Phone is ringing.

Ah, no other director has enough weight

Ah, no, you're right, of course.

Ah!

Ah! I wasn't gonna pee.

Ah! Lemur on fire! Lemur on fire!

Ah! Lemur!

Ah! Sorry, sorry!

Ah.

Ahab's got a white whale to catch, baby!

Ahem.

Ahem. We give you Halloween in January,

Aiding ravaged communities and displaced people.

Al Gore, Zoe. George W. Bush, total Zelda.

All Andrew ever wanted to eat was stupid lasagna.

All Neal wanted when he got home...

All right, everyone.

All right, fine, fine, fine, but the reason I propose

All right, gang, when Virgil Van Cleef gets here, look alive.

All right, look, I mean, I stepped on a needle earlier.

All right, Todd. PB Livin' needs a new project.

All right. Now we just got to make sure we focus

All that exists is what's ahead.

All that work for nothing.

All they needed was some good, old fashioned love.

All this time, I never even...

All you have to do is smile and stay upright.

All you need to do is get off Diane

All your films are so human,

Along with newspaper clippings about gluten.

Already acknowledged.

Also, I am not deeply ambivalent

Also, I'm alone, so alone, so, so alone.

Also, I'm drunk.

Also, it wasn't here. It was at my office.

Also, my book was not a movie. You do know that, right?

Also, please don't put in my book

Also, there's less Halloween stores. Coincidence?

Also, you should bring this email with you

Although I did bet the network's gonna give your show

Always happy to be of service.

Am I crazy, or are you not into this?

Am I crazy?

Am I just grasping at straws?

Am I just hungover, or are you talking like a Muppet?

Am I saying that right?

America needs to know that I'm not that little girl anymore.

American made.

An All Hallows' Eve store in January?

An endorsement for a Slovakian yogurt.

And a list of fun facts about Legally Blonde.

And a People's Choice forTemple Grandin.

And a tape is something you listen to,

And abandon you for the next sexy thing?

And action.

And actually disrespects those we mean to honor

And actually follow through on this.

And again, it's bizarre

And another autograph,

And any goodness I started with just slowly

And as I once said to a young Ed Begley Sr.,

And as you can see, progress has been swift.

And be friends with each other.

And bite his finger off!

And BoJack used Margo Martindale as a plant

And by kid, I mean middle aged adult.

And by you, I mean me. And by "go" picture,

And Coolio.

And damn it, you're good.

And Diane's family is from Vietnam,

And did you know there are orphans in Sudan...

And don't waste time on foolish flights of fancy.

And drove over to tell you how I feel.

And especially since I'm doing so much for Eva Braun,

And eventually, he internalizes it.

And eventually, you'll be dead.

And everything they do.

And feel sorry for yourself? Oh, guess what, Bo J,

And finally, I don't...

And get on to something else.

And give me something real.

And he does seem to take up an awful lot of your time.

And he says... he says, "Why the long face?"

And he's loving, but you and me, we're Zoes.

And his first appearance at the Globe ceremony

And hold for Princess Carolyn, please.

And how about Sara Lynn as Sabrina? Isn't she wonderful?

And hup

And hup. Hup.

And hup... No.

And I already have a billion other awards,

And I can't afford to waste one second, so let's get...

And I can't have a bunch of folks over making a lot of noise.

And I can't really think about our wedding

And I certainly did not bet on my own races.

And I could get him a feature by the end of today.

And I definitely want to keep having it,

And I don't believe saying that cheapens the word

And I don't need you...

And I don't need you...

And I don't want you to waste any time looking back.

And I emphasize, from Afghanistan...

And I got really excited about the ice skating,

And I got so swept up in my campaign for class president,

And I got you the lead in a romantic comedy.

And I happen to know this is

And I have a lot of thoughts in my head,

And I have sex, and I do sexy things.

And I hope you have enough decency

And I let myself get excited anyway.

And I like to go to school, but sometimes I get sad.

And I said, "If I can make just one person out there

And I said, "Well, I'm not one to call myself brave,

And I saw this empty store front, and I thought,

And I say, "Hey, buddy, I can't help it."

And I think I have enough to go write the book,

And I think I know what you need

And I think I'm on the right track.

And I think it's important that we stay friends.

And I think Todd swallowed a cyanide pill

And I thought about what I did.

And I want to be that person they think I am, but I'm not

And I wanted to get money for drugs.

And I wanted to show her that she was a top priority,

And I was boy crazy.

And I'll be fooled for the rest of my life.

And I'll bet he knows how to treat a lady.

And I'll bring you up to speed?

And I'll never get it back in me

And I'll probably get an appetizer.

And I'll thank you to respect

And I'm determined to get the jargon

And I'm especially not doing all those things at once!

And I'm going to bite her finger off.

And I'm gonna make you love me.

And I'm here to finally tell her how I feel.

And I'm in love with her.

And I'm meeting with her tomorrow.

And if it got out, it could destroy the whole wedding.

And initial here, here, here, and here.

And into your shitty lives.

And invitations..

And it hit me.

And it says here you do

And it terrifies me to say this,

And it's gonna be mostly synonyms from here on

And it's not like giving a jerk a gun and telling him

And it's not like giving a jerk a gun...

And it's really clear,

And it's the responsibility of big shots like me

And kablamsky!

And lover.

And make me 0% of my money.

And maybe I am a little jealous.

And might be dead.

And my dad resented her for it.

And nobody's confused about anything.

And now my morning is ruined.

And now we got to find a new lead.

And once you zero in on his Achilles' heel,

And plants need water.

And present to him a box of muffins as a symbol

And pretend you're a happy Zelda,

And pulling me out of that oh so predictably BoJack

And put our own feelings aside

And ruined my rock opera

And sabotage our friend's engagement.

And she has skybox seats at the Staples Center.

And she's gonna make me a lot of money.

And she's, like, an inspiration, but now, she is old,

And shriveled, and gross, and nobody want her no more, okay?

And since that goes in your tummy...

And since you're such an expert,

And sleep on the ground and poop in a bucket.

And some of the FMEERS are already moving in.

And some things take a leap of faith.

And spend some hard earned American money?

And take the car to the place.

And that is the last of the Toaster Strudels,

And that little boy never found his mother

And that was a last time I worked with David O. Russell.

And that way, everybody knows what I want.

And that's the most cowardly thing a person can do.

And the consumption hung low in the air.

And the Golden Globe for Best Comedy or Musical

And the great Lenny Turteltaub producing,

And the gripping psychodrama of a thriller

And the other bad news is BoJack's gone.

And the tall person rides at Disneyland. I want to have fun.

And the truth about me is, I... I...

And then a much, much larger dose

And then eating them all on the drive home.

And then got my ass here as quick as I could.

And then have it roll over me time and time again

And then he tore it down while I was at summer camp

And then just get right into the big, famous part.

And then once a week, you say, "Secretariat wouldn't do that."

And then said, "Uneventful."

And then she took a dump on a sofa

And then that led to a whole conversations about sticks.

And then we talked about his favorite Smash Mouth CDs.

And then you took the strippers ice skating?

And then... Did we ever get the new floor installed?

And these guys were just champing at the bit.

And they come back as stale hamburger buns,

And they learn their ship

And they said, "That's really brave."

And this is the thanks I get?

And told me to rush over here because of an "emergency,"

And traffic is jammed today coming into Louisville.

And Uganda and Chechnya.

And we can age you down in post, but I'm gonna tell you now,

And we want you to get in on the ground floor.

And we wouldn't be able to send out

And we're both adults, and we're both a little drunk.

And when I get back, I want everyone out of my house

And when I get there, I'm gonna find

And when it does, I want you to call me.

And when you throw in the murder of Tupac Shakur...

And wouldn't have to be alone with yourself.

And you are a horrible person,

And you are a horse, and I am a horse.

And you can bury it deep in burritos as big as your head,

And you don't mess with crazy.

And you give those people what they want.

And you got your heart broken

And you keep running forward, no matter what.

And you know I am really excited about getting married,

And you not understanding that you're a horrible person

And you sat here in silence for five minutes

And you shut yours, Van Cleef, or I will buck it shut.

And you'll forgive me if I chortle no longer,

And you're not even really in love with her.

And you've never asked him anything about himself?

And... Oh, oh.

Andrew Garfield hates Mondays and loves lasagna?

Andrew, this is BoJack, my TV dad.

Andrew...

Andrew's my boyfriend. We're a celebrity power couple.

Andrew's the one who flies off the handle

Another one? What happened to your Halloween store?

Any comment on BoJack's controversial remarks this week?

Any favors by refusing to set boundaries.

Any one of them would make a wonderful movie.

Anyway, could this show be ready to debut in six weeks?

Anyway, I need a little favor.

Anyway, I'm off to Malibu to see Herb Kazzaz.

Anyway, now we're all about smoodies

Anyway, our launch party's tonight,

Anyway, the former television actor

Anyway, the response to this book has been incredible.

Appealing as that sounds,

Are not jokes, so, you know, look out.

Are the best friends you'll ever have.

Are we going to gelato?

Are we talking about me again?

Are you at all worried that audiences will grow bored

Are you gonna head out soon?

Are you here to interview to be my driver?

Are you kidding? I'm Sarah freaking Lynn.

Are you seriously trying to make me jealous

Are you still searching for happiness?

Are you... Are you breaking up with me?

Aren't stale hamburger buns just as good?

As a character consultant.

As a Chavez. Look, I got to go.

As a class E felony.

As a vassal state to the Craterman kingdom!

As a venue for your wedding.

As fast as I run, I can't get way from that.

As I once said to a young Lionel Barrymore,

As I said to Ed Porter

As Oliver North would say, "I do not recall."

As soon as I finish this toast,

As the omelets your secretary makes,

As we are often wont to do.

As we often do.

Asshole!

At LACMA today. You know I love Diane Arbus.

At least we got to bond a little on the drive to Malibu.

At the bank and the convenience store,

At the Comedy Central roast of Gloria Stein...

At the end of the day.

At the premiere of The Great Train Robbery,

At this very moment,

Attagirl.

Aw, crap. I left him in Malibu.

Aw, dude.

Aw, fish.

Aw, he just wanted to come over and brag

Aww.

Aww...

Aww...

Ayako, hey, I need you to get me three tickets to Kyoto.

Back it up, horsey.

Back to Joey Bishop.

Back to one, everybody.

Bad news, P.C.

Bad news... I lost my driver's license.

Basically, it's Tommy by way of Cirque du Soleil

Beautiful day for a drive, though, huh?

Because a lot of things you might think are jokes

Because he didn't even really have dibs.

Because I can constantly just surround myself

Because I can't do anything wrong

Because I didn't think of that, and now I feel stupid.

Because I found this bag of stale hamburger buns.

Because I got you a job. Aren't you excited?

Because I have friends like George Bailey.

Because I have no self control and I hate myself.

Because I might not remember it because I just took

Because I was babysitting Todd, who's too drunk to work,

Because I'm famous and so well adjusted.

Because in their own way,

Because instead of hearty, Christian nails,

Because it just says the letter "B" 27 times.

Because it's the only place they don't have insurance to film.

Because Mr. Peanutbutter kept scratching up the hardwood,

Because somebody got a DUI.

Because that's all we're gonna do today.

Because there are three of him.

Because we got distracted by something else,

Because we only make... Which one do we make?

Because we're all just products of our environment,

Because while you were talking, I just got an amazing idea.

Because you know I'll bleed for you.

Because you switched out the prop bourbon

Because you were at a strip club "eating stripper" for lunch,

Because you were on some dumb kids show a million years ago?

Because you're talented, you're smart,

Because, Diane, this is deadly serious.

Beep bop boop blurp bleep.

Before I go, I got you a little sexy something

Being a teenager in the '80s and buying zoos"?

Beloved character actress Margo Martindale

Best of luck.

Better question: How long does it take to write a BuzzFeed article?

Between an animated GIF of a cat falling asleep

Bi Monthly Curated Box of Snacks has been an enormous success,

Biding your time till we're ready to strike.

Blech. Word to the wise, Laura...

BoJack hired Margo Martindale

BoJack Horseman makes me sick.

BoJack Horseman thinks that because he was on TV,

BoJack Horseman, from the '90s sitcom Horsin' Around,

BoJack Horseman?

BoJack Horseman. Take the mic.

BoJack is not my client anymore.

BoJack writes, "Dear Secretariat,

BoJack, are you watching MSNBSea right now?

BoJack, be nice.

BoJack, can you drive me to the mall today?

BoJack, I need to thank you

BoJack, I think I speak for everyone when I say...

BoJack, I'm an agent. I believe everything I say.

BoJack, I'm in a very important breakfast right now.

BoJack, is there anything you'd like to give Neal McBeal?

BoJack, isn't this exciting? Smoodies, right?

BoJack, it's your favorite agent.

BoJack, she knows how you feel.

BoJack, these people feed off controversy.

BoJack, we are going to get you back on your feet.

BoJack, we notice you've been pretty down in the dumps lately,

BoJack, what you did today

BoJack, when I was your age, I got sad.

BoJack, when you get sad, you run straight ahead

BoJack, where did you go to college?

BoJack, you know Kelsey Jannings, our director.

BoJack! This is not a TV show, okay?

BoJack.

Book, book, book 'em, dildo.

Bother.

Bouncing around like marbles

Bourbon is the name of a county.

Boxer versus raptor.

Boxer versus raptor.

Boxer versus raptor.

Boxer versus raptor.

Boxes is what cereal comes in.

Braff used your merger as an opportunity to jump ship

Breakfast.

Brilliant.

Bucket!

Bucket! Bucket!

Bucket! Bucket! Bucket! Bucket!

Business, business, business. Is that all you ever think about?

But all the while, you'll be studying him,

But do you buy it in a store? What're the physical attributes?

But do you let him stay here because you're kind

But don't forget about the registry.

But don't worry, I still saved the day

But don't you want to know what my Rosebud is?

But even I know that the only reason

But first, pizza for breakfast?

But how come your never see a Halloween store in January?

But I actually decided to take a job on the Secretariat movie

But I also have this other non movie related idea.

But I ate the muffins.

But I can't even commit to my favorite type of stick.

But I can't worry about that right now.

But I didn't know what the protocol was around here,

But I don't need rehab. Look, good as new, huh?

But I got into this game to make movies,

But I guess you had to leave work early.

But I just keep thinking about the muffins thing,

But I keep having this dream where she's gone.

But I know you, and this isn't you.

But I made a lot of bad decisions.

But I see you went to Northwestern.

But I think that you more than anyone

But I thought maybe for one night,

But I thought you might want more than that.

But I thought you were always gonna be there for me

But I want satisfaction now.

But I want you to know that your actions

But I was more asking,

But I... I know there's nothing there.

But I'm about to tell you something very important,

But I'm actually a raven,

But I'm actually young at heart.

But if you don't swallow your pride,

But if you just listen..

But if you think we're not ready, I mean, I'll listen to you.

But if you want to make a movie, and you're ready to work...

But in all, it's spellbinding.

But in the dream I feel... relief.

But in the meantime, help yourself to an intern,

But it's definitely him.

But it's my engagement ring.

But just because I don't like the idea that I can't.

But let's not take it out on the great title

But my bank card got declined for some reason.

But my friends call me Jelly.

But now because of you and your friends,

But now, we're on my turf.

But one day, I started running, and that seemed to make sense,

But remember, I'm coming for you,

But right now I'm working,

But Secretariat was dead at 27, so who we kidding here?

But she gained a friend.

But since you said it, yeah, I am."

But someday soon, that darkness is gonna come out,

But sometimes the biggest thing a man can do is tell the truth.

But tape is also a sticky thing

But teach a man to fool me,

But tell me more about this falafel idea.

But thanks.

But that doesn't matter. Not everything's about me.

But that doesn't mean we should love them any less,

But that's not usually the kind of thing I write about.

But the current was too strong.

But the important thing is we've gone public,

But the malaria will give you death,

But the part ended up going to Robert Downey.

But then I realized it's okay to not know everything.

But then I took a timeout,

But then instead of ice skating, you left me at home

But then you also made him drink with you.

But then you kind of fall into one thing and then another...

But then you're not married to your secretary, are you?

But then, when I got to the restaurant,

But there is an open bar...

But there was something else happening the whole time.

But this, it's a new drama from the Coen Brothers.

But wait, doesn't Diane want to marry Mr. Peanutbutter?

But we have something that we think is going to cheer you up.

But we'd have to cancel the doves,

But we've got some big news on the BoJack Horseman front.

But when you deny the dibs called by our men and women

But who would play the lead?

But you can't outrun the truth.

But you don't let them

But you gotta stop asking people if they get things.

But you had a permit, right?

But you know what? He's a good friend.

But you know who the real winner is?

But you're also mean.

But you're not gonna find what you're looking for

But you're worse off in the long run, because you're

But your fans, you be good to them, and they'll be good to you.

But, Mr. Peanutbutter, didn't you hear?

But...

BuzzFeed is a website. There is no cover.

BuzzFeed? What'll they think of next?

By a nation that claims to value peace

By flirting with what is very obviously

By recreating someone else's,

By simply paying me and my partner here $150.

By the end of the day, great, do that.

By the power vested in me by one of those dumb websites,

By turning real people into political pawns.

Bye

Bye.

Bye.

Cameron Crow, you skinny bitch.

Can catch up some more when she gets out of rehab.

Can catch up some more when she gets out of rehab.

Can I ask you a question?

Can I at least get my blanket...

Can I get you to say that in a tuxedo?

Can we talk about dibs?

Can you be there in an hour?

Can you believe this weather we're having?

Can you get me another job?

Can you hand me that Ronnie Milsap cassingle

Can you make it out to Blake?

Can you remember exactly how many muffins were in the box?

Can you... drive me everywhere I need to go

Can your friends at least take the artwork off the wall first?

Can't you do all that in L.A.?

Careful. Careful. Careful.

Cate Blanchett's favorite book.

Cate, listen to me, you're making a big mistake.

Cate!

Cate? Hello?

Celebrates her 30th birthday this month,

Charlie was the editor of The Harvard Lampoon.

Charlie, get me Cate Blanchett.

Charlie, I hear NBC picked up your running tie show.

Cheer up, dummy. Your book is a huge success.

Chopping the complexities of our era

Clean up your shit! Oh!

Clearly we're in love with each other.

Clearly, muffins aren't supposed to be in the produce section.

Close your eyes. Come on.

Come back to my place, maybe get a little more naked,

Come here, you goofball.

Come on, come on, come on. Hurry up.

Come on, Decapathon, come on.

Come on, just me, you, and a bottle of Pinot.

Come on, Vincent, let's get away from the rat race.

Come on.

Congratulations.

Congress is going to vote on the new Education Bill...

Congress is voting on a major education bill

Consumption of refined sugar at a time when obesity rates are sky high.

Cool. Bye.

Cop that pulled me over after Adam Levine's Halloween party?

Could finally be Sarah Lynn, but I guess...

Could I have another soda?

Could Vanessa Gecko get you that?

Could you guys keep it down, okay?

Could you speak up, please?

Couldn't get that guy a job.

Cut, let's take ten.

Cut. That was great.

Damn it, Todd, the investor showcase is in half an hour.

Damn you, Tuesday BoJack.

Darling, please, I wanted to do this in a public place

Diane and I wanna thank you all

Diane deserves the best.

Diane getting engaged was the best thing

Diane got engaged to Mr

Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane!

Diane, if you can make people care about BoJack Horseman,

Diane, it's Princess Carolyn, BoJack's agent.

Diane's writing a book about you,

Did Cate drop out of your little Holocaust movie

Did I hurt your feelings last night?

Did I mention he got a new bandana?

Did I miss it? Is it too late?

Did Randy come up with that?

Did somebody hurt my precious baby?

Did Vincent seem extra weird to you last night?

Did you bring them into the store with you?

Did you ever stop that wedding?

Did you get rid of your old TV Guide award?

Did you get there?

Did you get there?

Did you just say you think the troops are jerks?

Did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?

Did you say Sarah Lynn doesn't have an agent?

Didn't break the pact they made in act one

Didn't need boundaries.

Do I have to go on MSNBSea?

Do I remember that? Yeah, vaguely.

Do not pitch a Nazi romance to Steven Spielberg.

Do the damn commercial.

Do things the easy way or the right way.

Do we need letter openers

Do we really need to be filming this?

Do you even know what a smoodie is?

Do you get it? Do you get my joke about the track?"

Do you guys actually watch the movies you give awards to?

Do you like seeing me suffer?

Do you mean his sitcom that coincidentally

Do you really believe all that stuff you said to me earlier

Do you remember the last time I saw you?

Do you think it's possible that you inviting Sarah Lynn

Does it taste like magenta in here?"

Doesn't make you less of a horrible person.

Doing that night in the desert.

Doing the thing from The Little Rascals.

Don't be sad

Don't ever call this number.

Don't forget I'm your agent, too! I want 10%.

Don't get me wrong. I love Diane so much.

Don't label me. You don't know who I am

Don't make this about me. I've seen what happens

Don't play the ageism card with me, kid.

Don't put things in my butt if you want them back.

Don't tell me we left those dreams in the sweat lodge.

Don't worry, I've got a plan.

Don't worry. I won't let it get to my head or anything.

Don't you robot voice me.

Don't you stop running and don't you ever look behind you.

Done being famous, and nobody cares if they live or die.

Dude.

Dude. I'm done with this. No. No.

During my formative years.

Each

Edge of my seat over here.

Eh, "tomato," "tomato."

Either you know what you want, and you don't get what you want,

Empty calorie celebrity tell some,

Enjoy yourselves and each other.

Enjoying each other's company,

Enough about me. BoJack, you are on fire.

Enter the study.

Erica did have to lose the foot,

Erica, I don't have time

Erica, is that you? Who let you out of the burn ward?

Especially Blues music and its unruly nephew, Rock and Roll.

Ethan, didn't you already eat your pancakes?

Eva Braun is not a romantic comedy.

Eva Braun is your dream, remember?

Eva Braun was Vanessa's project.

Even if it empties you out until there's nothing left to empty.

Even if they're not funny, but also, be careful,

Even though I was definitely right.

Even though we did not actually have time

Every four years like the Olympics.

Every time I take a sip, pure happiness.

Every time something bad happens,

Everybody loves you. You just won a Golden Globe.

Everyone is just out to get me

Everyone's running from something, sugar.

Everything is because of society!

Everything is society's fault, and we as individuals

Everything's coming together.

Everything's gonna be just fine

Except for you and you and...

Excuse me, I just wanted you to know

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

Excuse me. I just have to tell you how much I love your book.

Falafel or fawaffle?

Famed billionaire philanthropist/adventurer.

Fantastic.

Fascinating.

Featured a pair of twins, Zoe and Zelda.

Feel a little less alone, then it's all worth it."

Felt like that flew over your heads. Did you get that?

Fiddle dee dee."

Finally, a Halloween store for the rest of... Aah!

Fish. Of course!

Fish. Okay, you are Todd goddamn...

Five years ago, he found his way into

FME. A bunch of people got laid off,

Fool me chicken soup with rice.

Fool me once, fool me twice,

For a celebrity reality show.

For a few months and document my daring exploits

For a Halloween costume.

For a little bit.

For a second, I actually convinced myself

For another nine months.

For coming to our impromptu rehearsal dinner,

For coming up with plans and your ability

For example, Nixon was a Zoe and Kennedy, a Zelda.

For her role in a failed bank robbery

For his book One Trick Pony.

For my reality show,

For our 12 hour anniversary?

For staging a bank robbery, BoJack

For the big BuzzFeed cover story.

For the high flying world of rock opera

For the last two weeks, ever since you found out Diane

For the next three months?

For the rest of us.

For the rest of your life.

For tomorrow's investor showcase,

For what it's worth,

For women over 50.

For you, actually, struck a chord with our producers.

For your first day with Diane tomorrow.

For, to me, there is nothing the least bit funny

Forget we were ever here.

Former assistants with restraining orders.

Fortunately, that can easily be avoided

From Horsin' Around, but on her new dance pop album,

From now on, you are a robot.

Fun fact: Wayne is also my ex boyfriend.

Furthermore, I do not find it unbelievably appropriate

Gain his trust, chauffer him around

Garfield!

Gentlemen, dazzle me.

Get it?

Get it? Track, because horses run on tracks,

Get over here now.

Get over here, you.

Get some gelato, and maybe drive out to the ocean

Get this, I am starring in a pilot presentation

Get your crew to BoJack Horseman's house.

Getting caught with that pound of cocaine

Getting gelato?

Give it to her, Diane.

Give me something I can use

Give the kid a chance, Van Cleef.

Give us a taste.

Gloria Steinem, one of the leading lights of modern feminism.

Go ahead. Kiss, you lovesick dummies.

Go to work, be awesome at it,

Go, fighting Westerns.