💬 South Park - Season 10

A cartoon is about to air on American television with...

A cartoon.

A glorious event that finally made all religion obsolete.

A grizzly bear!

A harebrained theory that says I'm a monkey.

A life that kept getting up whenever it was down...

A lot of people in town just aren't ready to drive hybrid cars.

A lot of us don't agree with the choices Chef has made

A Million Little Fibres is the true story

A minge needs attention! At least a scratch once in a while.

A mountain lion!

A perfect Family Guy joke!

A primitive gaming device used in his time.

A smuggy day

A ticket? "Failure to care about the environment."

A tie?

A towel? A talking towel? That doesn't make any sense.

A woman?

A... authority?

Abandoned long ago.

Abort system initiated.

About Ike staying after school all the time Potcan.

About the incongruity of some scientific statements.

About their characters getting killed.

About your school cafeteria chef.

According to your background check, when you were in kindergarten

Actually, it's Alain.

Acura?

Acuras are really nice.

Adventuring around the world is gonna answer?

After blowing up the Pentagon with a Cruise missile.

After everything we've been through together,

After having tuh, to wake up early, you know.

After I made it my Book of the Month selection.

After the flight so I don't get grounded?

Ah, goddamnit!

Ah, Ike. Could you help me out, please?

Ah, the Crank Prank Time Phone. Sure.

Ah, yes! Splendid! Good afternoon, lads!

Aha! Do you see? Where did you hear that?

Ahead of the curve on social matters.

Air it.

Alcohol is a crush, wich we use to medicate ourselfs.

Alienated.

All across the Midwest, people are picking up the pieces.

All better now!

All I had to do was have explosives planted in the base of the towers.

All in all I'd say that treasure is worth about $14.

All it takes to kill a show forever is get one episode pulled.

All over the Middle East, Muslims are burning American flags

All right

All right, all right, I was not responsible for 9/11!

All right, all right, I'll do it!

All right, all right, put it back in!

All right, all you dreamers and creamers out there in South Park,

All right, boys, I know it's Halloween,

All right, but it's going to take more than one good player

All right, Butters, I'll be tethered to you through this cord.

All right, check it out.

All right, Clyde. Hit him with your crossbow!

All right, come on, kids.

All right, come on.

All right, dude, what the hell has gotten into you?

All right, Eric, are you all set to go?

All right, Eric, you can go next.

All right, Eric. You can count on us.

All right, everyone back! Get back, I said!

All right, everyone get in and get a seal on that door!

All right, everyone ready?

All right, everyone, if you'll step this way,

All right, fine, Kyle.

All right, fine. Go ahead.

All right, Gary, squeeze the walkie button.

All right, Gary, this isn't working. Let's switch. I'll listen, and you talk.

All right, gotta be strong. There's still a lot more treasure to go.

All right, guys, be sure to tip your waitresses.

All right, guys, how we feeling out there?

All right, guys, listen. I saw Nelson in the hospital.

All right, guys, tonight is our big game against Adams County.

All right, guys. Over here. Come over here.

All right, how about fresh underwear for one hostage?

All right, I'll just use my special getting high powers one more time.

All right, I'll stay with Kenny.

All right, I'll take him back.

All right, I'm back.

All right, I'm gonna get a little high.

All right, I've dealt with this before.

All right, I've got one chance here.

All right, is John Travolta available to be a guest the week after that?

All right, just let me just use my tools.

All right, just what the hell is going on here?

All right, kids, I need you to keep an eye out for ManBearPig droppings

All right, kids, it is now my job to teach you the theory of evolution.

All right, let's get this over with.

All right, let's go win!

All right, let's go! Move out!

All right, let's split up and look for a passageway.

All right, listen, you know how in space movies they put astronauts

All right, listen, you mugs. It's now 11:30.

All right, look, all you need to know is that I am definitely not Oprah's asshole.

All right, look, I've been doing a lot of research on the Web

All right, Major Stone Shield potions should be...

All right, Miss Stevenson, you got nowhere to go!

All right, now get your head in the hole.

All right, now here's the plan.

All right, now we have to switch over to Interbus 65.

All right, Oprah!

All right, people, we've got to work faster.

All right, seriously, you're starting to piss me off now.

All right, Sharon, now do me.

All right, that does it. Come on, Kyle.

All right, that's fine.

All right, that's it.

All right, that's it. Get out of here, you're fired!

All right, the gig is up. Just put down the gun.

All right, this is the place. Now remember, you numbskulls,

All right, Time Child, we filled our side of the bargain.

All right, we'll work on it. Don't do anything foolish.

All right, you got the spot figured out?

All right, you guys, this is it.

All right, you guys. The moment of truth is here.

All right, you guys. This is it!

All right!

All right. All right, I'll go.

All right. All right, now get it into the masher. Hurry up.

All right. All right. Shut up. We're going to practise.

All right. Kenny, drink your Elixir of the Mongoose.

All right. Log in tonight from your computers at precisely 7:30.

All right. Maybe there is hope for me.

All right. Sorry, guys.

All she does is work, never gives her old minge a nice rub now and again.

All that treasure.

All the girls go out in the hall please?

All the...

All those hybrid cars on the road have caused heavy smug to develop

All you ever do since you got this car is drive around and show it off.

All you have to do is get an episode pulled.

Allright, cool, Rob. Go with Christ.

Allright! We're getting the hell out of here!

Almost all the evidence points one way.

Always the mom's maid, never the mom.

Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour"

An emergency?

And a secret that explains the mysteries of life.

And according to every movie ever made,

And ahead of the curve here in San Francisco.

And all the while your uterus slowly shrivelling away,

And as soon as the image of Mohammed appeared,

And be a part of destroying the Earth any more.

And be seen by everyone there,

And being read the Super Adventure Club manual.

And call upon the spirits of Hell's most evil souls!

And come up with real solutions to my problems!

And deliver it to the W Hotel.

And developing smug in Los Angeles.

And die hard modern hippies, young and old.

And eat KFC in front of me! Now hand it over!

And enjoy your favourite hobby.

And everyone gets a piece.

And everyone here will see.

And Family Guy posters.

And finally, of course, the Two Sisters.

And first used as a hideout for smugglers of the Old West.

And for dessert, how would you children

And form a part of the new script.

And full of messages that you've forgotten how to be funny.

And fusing with the San Francisco smug.

And get a blue wristband.

And getting XP with my party using TeamSpeak.

And give him his Luckiest Boy of America medal right away.

And grown up than the Midwest.

And hand out awareness citations to SUV cars in the parking lot.

And has a constant temperature of 57 degrees...

And he asked me one thing.

And he grows stronger every day.

And he had one of those.

And he lived for eternity,

And he most certainly exists. I'm cereal.

And he said that ManBearPig probably isn't in Colorado.

And he seems to be accepting it.

And he wants us to win this game really bad,

And his only way out is to coach a Pee Wee hockey team.

And how do I go about that?

And how Kid Two was always there when I needed him.

And I can't fight this feelin' anymore

And I can't... And I can't...

And I don't know how to tell him!

And I found an organization who says they can prove you weren't involved in 9/11.

And I have come up with a shocking discovery

And I need to report a crime. Anonimously.

And I need you to pick up Satan's Ferrari cake

And I think that people all over America...

And I walked up to Kelly Nelson and I said, "Do you smell lemon grrass?"

And I will get down on my knees and I will suck your balls.

And I will personally kill the Time Child and eat his entrails on my tummy!

And I won't take much of your time.

And I'll be rooting louder than anybody, saying, "That's my son!"

And I'm afraid that you kids have been double crossed.

And I'm calling it "Hell On Earth 2006"!

And I'm saying it and I'm totally cereal, but everyone just keeps digging!

And I've decided I have to kill my mom.

And if a plane hit it, where is the rest of the plane?

And if I don't get to play it real soon, I'm going to bust a nut!

And if I have to crawl upon the floor

And if I'm a monkey, then I might as well act like a monkey, huh?

And if we aren't willing to risk what we have,

And if you all don't want to work tomorrow,

And if you ask me, your show has become so preachy

And in the end, I know that somewhere out there,

And is going around killing innocent players.

And it had butt sex with a squirrel or something

And it isn't going to stop unless we move fast.

And it will be less painful for everybody! M'kay?!

And it's headed straight for the super cell.

And it's just not super cool, and you gotta leave.

And John Wayne Gacy.

And join the online sensation before we all murder you.

And just remember, Stan, win or lose,

And laid a turd right on top of Mr. Venezuela's head!

And learns the shocking secret behind the Family Guy writing staff.

And leave the house, leaving the back door unlocked.

And let's make sure nobody gets a stupid hybrid, right?

And made this, retard frog squirrel,

And make that anyone in the hall during class has an hall pass, m'okay.

And may be the end to the human race as we know it.

And maybe, maybe you think it's a victimless crime.

And molest several Tibetan children on the east summit.

And Muslim terrorists continue to make threats.

And Nanny Stella is selected to set him straight.

And no matter what happens, Butters, you are not to unfreeze me

And nobody knows who's responsible?

And not be smug about it.

And not have his head in the sand.

And now back to the Dog Whisperer.

And now he's about to find out that to coach, you've got to grow.

And now he's about to find out that tying isn't the same as winning.

And now I'm calling you from the future.

And now know this!

And now please put your hands together

And now the worst appears to be over

And now, every day time is slowing down.

And now, Part 2 of "Life without Chef"

And now, the thrilling conclusion of "Cartoon Wars"

And of course Kid Four.

And one and two with 911 and you get 914! Drop the 4 and it's 91!

And one dog is always dominant, the pack leader.

And only you have to die. Everyone is going to die.

And our daughter, Mindy McDonahugh Beaumont McCallahan.

And over here we have

And part two is going to air next week with Mohammed uncensored.

And pinch one off in the urinal and leave it layin' there for everyone to have to look at!

And pretend to care about safety and sensitivity

And put Clyde Frog in the closet so nothing would happen to him, right?

And sex with Eskimo children requires some special skill...

And she smelled my finger and puked! Oh, guys, you should have been there.

And show the terrorists and the extremists

And so he remains frozen for 500 years.

And so on, and so on, until Family Guy is no more!

And so then, I put my finger up my butthole, right?

And so this shape with four sides, is what class?

And so we are here to honour Stan Marsh for making South Park

And so we'll need to have a...

And so, class, that is when Joe Lee countered back to Aniston and said things like

And so, Steven, I'm making your book

And some jokester took a poop in it! Okay?

And someday when the world is rid of ManBearPig,

And squeeze out a chocolate hot dog... m'kay?

And stay in the forest, killing boars.

And stops playing altogether.

And swim it over to the joke combine on the other side of the tank.

And take 2 1 + 9/11 and you get 12

And taken several people hostage.

And tell everyone in the past for us

And tell him he's not going to live?

And terrorist leader Al Zawahri has issued a threat!

And that monkey had a mutant retard baby

And that the only way he could get to the antidote in time

And that, too. Stop talking with your eyes closed.

And that's the end of the game. The result is a tie.

And that's the end of the second period, the score tied two all.

And that's when Frank got his biggest clue.

And that's why I've talked it over with your mother

And thats what I got principal brah.

And the first explorer to bugger all the underage mountain folk of Nepal!

And the government was more than willing to take the blame

And the manatees stop working.

And the next thing I know, I'm in some kid's bathroom!

And the retard baby was different, so it got to live.

And then all four of you go upstairs to kill my mom.

And then dump the sand along South Park Avenue.

And then layin' out a big fudge dragon for all the world to see.

And then make plenty of money to pay rent.

And then one day a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean

And then one day, a couple of fish had a retard baby.

And then people with disabilities can demand another show get pulled,

And then some cartoon comes along from a country

And then that had a retard baby, which was a monkey fish frog.

And then the main dance floor area can be this whole area right here.

And then this monkey fish frog had butt sex with that monkey,

And then told him I had poisoned his lunch milk

And then unfreeze yourself three weeks later?

And then we wheel in a Ferrari.

And then we'll go to Target and I'll buy you a Mega Ranger.

And there are nine members on Silverstein's board of directors.

And they can get whatever they want.

And they convinced him having sex with kids

And they're mature enough to handle anything.

And this fake moustache?

And this gets me a Nintendo Wii how?

And to show my gratitude,

And warn Kyle's family to get out before the storm hits.

And we don't unfreeze them, but you are special.

And we will all miss you, Chef.

And we will never forget the names of the brave, young kids

And we will rent out the entire W Hotel

And we're about out of time here

And we've decided to move!

And what about my Ferrari cake? Where's the Ferrari cake?

And what do we know about the places Muslims live?

And what exactly is this First Amendment, Mr. President?

And what exactly keeps me on the stool?

And what was that purpose again?

And when an adult has sex with a child, the Marlocs implode,

And when he gets older, he'll be able to be your friend, too.

And where you first heard about ManBearPig?

And while their ships are away,

And why do people seek adventure?

And why we can never show an image of Mohammed.

And with a tie, he's in a kind of cancer limbo.

And with one fell swoop, you try to destroy everything we did!

And you know what that leads to?

And you must be Eric

And you were right, Kyle, it backfired and I was frozen for 500 years

And you'll discover the truth.

And you're feeling like I have no right to come in and tell you how to live.

And you're studying before school?

And you've just spent two weeks supporting a lying, racist towel.

And young Eric Cartman cannot wait for the new Nintendo Wii to come out.

And, like, apply its lessons to their own lives.

And, so help me, I will kill you where you stand.

And, well, we feel that your new car is changing you.

And...

Anti matter fusion cone, and thirty Blaine HF watt triggers.

Anybody wanna dance?

Anybody? Jack off.

Anyway I'm sure you'll find it much better here.

Anyway, I can't believe I invited my old sweetheart to dinner.

Anyway, the President of the network

Anyway, what were we talking about?

Apparently it could cause 120 damage per second

Apparently, Clyde could not have been the one who crapped in the urinal.

Are going to die and there's nothing we can do to save them?

Are in love.

Are people really going to be that mad?

Are starting to take offence at your actions.

Are they strong enough to defeat the evil one?

Are we going to get cancer if we play with Nelson, Coach?

Are you cereal?

Are you feeling angry at me because you think I'm here to change your life?

Are you going to do nothing?! All right all right, we'll make a report.

Are you guys dumb?

Are you ready, my love? Here we go!

Are you saying that one fourth of Americans are retards?

Are you spying on me?

Are you sure?

Are you telling me all those people's characters

Are you trying to tell us the smug from our hybrids

Aren't you spec'd to reduce cast time?

As a way to scare the network into pulling tonight's show.

As an entire nation buries its head in sand.

As long as I get to the party in time to party, everything will be all right.

As long as I get what I want, you have nothing to worry about.

As soon as everyone goes on their lunch break, I can sneak back in.

As the first man to have sex with the aborigine children at Uluru,

As the jolly old guy who always broke into song.

Ask you to leave.

Assholes need stimulation, too, you bastard.

At 9:45 tonight, I will sneak out of my room

At Cartman's house.

At least here in our own town.

At least I got to see Paris before I...

At least it doesn't get all preachy and up its own ass

At least we're smart enough to know better.

At midnight, all the lights go down. The music stops.

At that moment I will use Intimidating Shout.

Atheism? No.

Attack!

Attention students.

Audience, if you look under your seats you'll find your very own torches!

Author of the acclaimed book A Million Little Fibres.

Aw geez. Come on in, kids.

Aw Jesus...

Aw, aw, awww!

Aw, come on

Awaiting confirmation.

Babbling about people's lives and carrying on.

Baby, I cant fight this feelin' anymore

Bark, bark, I'm sorry, Eric. Bark, bark.

Bark, bark! That phone is for crank calling only.

Bark, bark.

Bark, bark. Hello, Kyle. Bark, bark.

Bark! Bark! Hello, Eric! I have missed you.

Based on what is relevant and has a point.

Based on where the boys were seen last,

Bathroom!

Be safe.

Be seen in full view.

Be sure to bury their heads in the sand before you bury your own.

Be wary.

Beauutiful money, hahahaha!

Because anybody who thinks 9/11 was a conspiracy is a retard!

Because Clyde had a colostomy at age 5. 'Kay?

Because everything he does gets a response from you.

Because Family Guy doesn't care who they insult.

Because I don't understand why you became a nanny.

Because it does.

Because it was me.

Because it's your turn to be the school hallway monitor.

Because that is what the pack leader does.

Because that would be, of course, your responsibility.

Because their lives have become dull and empty!

Because then you wouldn't learn anything.

Because they made fun of Muslims, and that's wrong.

Because they've wrongly grouped us together.

Because to some degree, Ike and miss Stevensen are having a

Because you don't have any friends

Because you took my Xbox.

Before it was having sex with children?

Before we get started, I do understand

Begin episode jettison sequence 0 2 900.

Behind the 9/11 attacks!

Behold the Sword of a Thousand Truths.

Being a delivery boy for the South Park Gazette

Being smug is a good thing.

Being tormented by him?

Believe in ourselves, and we win in the end.

Beth found out they have a room at the Airport Hilton. We need to search it.

Beth, you come with me!

Beth! Bear mace that guy!

Beth! Bear mace that guy! And that guy!

Better tell the guys upstairs.

Between Park County and Adams County.

Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls.

Biggie Smalls.

Bill Clinton.

Bin Laden went on to say that if Family Guy shows the image

Bitch, I'll twist your nuts off.

Boars?

Bombs have already gone off in six cities!

Boy, this is neato, huh?

Boy, was that ever weird!

Boys, I don't want you hanging out

Boys, there's no such thing as a ManBearPig.

Boys, we have a very serious problem!

Boys, you don't understand. People need to think we are all powerful.

Brainwashed?

Bring everyone you can to my ManBearPig meeting

Bring up your inventory screen. Ctrl I!

Broflovski! Did you put this crap on my windshield?

But a freak avalanche makes Eric impossible to find.

But did you know jet fuel doesn't burn at a high enough temperature to melt steel?

But every time he got somewhere, he realised

But every time we log in some other player comes in and kills us.

But everyone does it. I mean, it's not like everyone else gets to live

But everyone thinks Zazul's schoolgirl costume is hotter.

But Family Guy is going to show Mohammed on an episode

But first, maybe I'll get a little high.

But hang in there, all right?

But have no fear, because I am here to save you.

But he doesn't have the puck.

But how come we can't just take the bus on in to the city?

But hybrid cars are the leading cause of smug, m'kay.

But I am.

But I bet you're gonna find that without Kyle around to rip on,

But I do believe this steer I'm riding has the farts.

But I don't need lectures.

But I feel kind of bad for him, Dad. I don't think he has any friends.

But I got it fixed, so there won't be a problem any more.

But I hate you.

But I have some pretty exciting news for you.

But I just did what he told me!

But I need to be clear.

But I ran away from home.

But I think it's pretty amazing. And I think it's real.

But I thought you said...

But I want you to know I admire your passion.

But I wanted a Ferrari!

But I'll get by somehow.

But I'm like Charlie Sheen and Gloria Estefan.

But I've been out living on the streets for almost four hours.

But I've been told I have to teach it anyway.

But if we all log in together, we might have a chance.

But if we were super high level too...

But if you censor out Mohammed,

But if you give in to that, Doug, you're allowing terrorism to work.

But in here,

But in the blink of an eye, what seemed important before

But in the hands of irrational people, Isms always lead to violence.

But it goes for a long, long way and it's pretty steep.

But it is the year 2546.

But it isn't supposed to end like this.

But it was foretold that one day

But it wasn't until he met his beautiful wife

But it won't make your dried up ovaries any more fertile.

But it works equally well on the child.

But it's me, Satan. Steve Irwin. I am the Crocodile Hunter.

But just censor out the image of Mohammed again?

But maybe these new players are the ones the prophecy foretold of!

But nobody better show up as The Crow.

But nobody took any idea balls out of the tank, did they?

But not act like we're better than everyone else because of it?

But now heed my words!

But now I just sit here in the dark. Not even so much as a pinkie.

But now I see why you don't have any friends!

But now it appears that Satan will literally be among us.

But now look at this photo of the Pentagon. The hole is not nearly big enough.

But now that you're back here,

But now the moment has come to send you back to your time.

But now the most wonderful part.

But now, he's about to find out that getting his bike back isn't so easy.

But now, they're going to play in the big leagues.

But one fourth of the population is retarded.

But Oprah's always busy.

But people who drive hybrid cars are the leading cause of smug.

But probably the most damning of all is the evidence seen in this photo of Tower 2!

But some of the most intelligent otters I've ever known,

But someday your gonna realize it was for the best.

But that doesn't mean it has to go off the air!

But that inside he's still the same angry, spoiled child.

But the conspiracy site was run by the government?

But the ideas I come up with when I'm high keep getting me in trouble.

But the rest of us don't.

But the sword was considered to be too powerful for anyone to possess,

But there is help out there for people like you.

But there is to be no more throwing of faeces. Understood?

But there must have been some motive.

But there's no child too tough for Super Nanny.

But they won't leave, it's really frustrating?

But they'll make up a scapegoat, send him to detention, and make us all believe it.

But those are civilian otters.

But those times are going to come. And one of those times is right now.

But we can't let the events of the last week

But we don't defend it.

But we don't have years!

But we gotta get going to school now.

But we know you must do what your heart tells you.

But we're just going to try to get the Mohammed episode pulled.

But we're probably gonna want security at the dimensional vortex gate.

But what about me? I want to talk.

But what can I do?

But what if he does run away?

But when I drink, the alcohol makes me say and do things I normally wouldn't do.

But where there is loss, there is hope, for ManBearPig is no more.

But where will we find enough sand for everyone?

But who would benefit from crapping in the urinal?

But why do you need Chef?

But why me, Coach? Why?

But without her trying to run my life.

But you can't summon dead rappers in the mirror.

But you don't know what it's like...

But you have to think of something fast, and getting high makes you smart.

But you just had to keep digging!

But you ruined the whole show!

But you would, right?

But you're going to have to stay firm and confident.

But you're here right now!

But you're his coach. You're like a father to him.

But you're still dead.

But you're telling me not to go with you.

But, Dad, he's gonna bust a cap in my ass!

But, Eric, meow, meow,

But, everyone thinks I was responsible for 9/11.

But, frankly, we believe his behavioural problems start at home.

But, honey, it's only September.

But, in the end, could not.

But, Mr. President, this is a matter of national security.

But, Peter, I don't want to cook dinner for your ex girlfriend.

But, to win,

But, unfortunately, you live

But...

But... she's a woman.

But... she's hot.

Butters, come on, we've got to go!

Butters, do you think 9/11 was just a plot by some angry terrorists

Butters, get your coat. We gotta go.

Butters, go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer

Butters, I'll crash with you

Butters, if anybody else comes across my frozen body,

Butters, what the hell are you doing?

Butters, you don't really believe that, do you?

Butters, you haven't seen Eric Cartman in the past few days, have you?

Butters, you said you're on your computer all the time.

Butters! We told you to be in bed! What are you doing?

Butters?

Butters? Butters, you black asshole!

Butters? Butters!

Butters. Butters, I think I'm here.

By myself?

By the greatest explorer of all time, William P. Finneus!

By the possibility of violence.

By trying to have a party like those spoiled, rich teenage girls on MTV,

By using approximately 18 dozen shovels,

Call security and make you leave!

Called Smugglers Den.

Called the Sword of a Thousand Truths into the game inventory.

Can all be put in perspective.

Can anything bad happen if you completely freeze yourself

Can I go now? You guys are blind!

Can I help you? You seen this woman, brah?

Can I just get you to sign the awareness sheet?

Can it. You otters may have evolved to the point you can talk,

Can we get going now, please?!

Can we just place our order, please?

Can we speak to the head guy or something?

Can you and your friends make it

Can you believe all these imbeciles in Texas?

Can you believe it, Stan? The Pepsi Centre.

Can you believe some people still don't drive hybrids?

Can you believe this? An SUV with a V8 engine.

Can you explain to the audience why you said you weren't a towel before?

Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?

Can you hear me?

Can you imagine a world with no religion?

Can you understand me?

Can't I just stay and look at the sign a little longer?

Can't somebody else operate this?

Can't take it any more. All she ever does is work, work, work.

Careful, darling. The school board doesn't like it when we...

Careful, son. Just because their Science leads them

Carpal tunnel! Carpal tunnel!

Cartman reaches the Family Guy studio

Cartman, seriously, you need to see a doctor.

Cartman, stop hogging the goddamn ball.

Cartman, you okay?

Cartman!

Cartman?

Cartman? You see anything?

Cartman.

Casting.

Causing a sound you can hear.

Cesar. I'm so happy you're back.

Chapters four through eight, however,

Character name... All right, I'm in!

Charmed to meet you, Ms...

Check out this sweet move.

Chef has been and still is a paedophile.

Chef said he's been bored,

Chef, are you okay?

Chef, come on!

Chef, the police are asking questions about you!

Chef, we love you.

Chef, we're leaving.

Chef, what kind of questions do you think

Chef!

Chef! Chef!

Chef! I can't believe you're back!

Chef?

Children, run!

Children, what have I done?

Children!

Chris, the people at table three need their cheque.

Christ, he's here.

Christ.

Cities like Denver and Salt Lake are heavily damaged but still all right.

Close the door! I'm trying to freeze!

Clyde, you asshole!

Clyde! Clyde!

Clyde? Clyde!

Coach, does God hate me?

Coach, I have to go potty.

Coach, please don't let us lose to Adams County.

Coach, what the hell were you thinking?

Coach, what's it like when you die?

Coach, why do people get cancer?

Coach? Hey, Coach!

Coach.

Code 234.

Come back here!

Come crashin' through your door

Come dressed like The Crow 'cause they wanna look hot and hook up.

Come here, sugar.

Come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine

Come on in, Bob.

Come on in, Eric.

Come on in, K 10!

Come on in, Mr. President.

Come on in, please. I'm just trying to get your son to explain why

Come on, boys, get in the car.

Come on, Butters, it's going to get dark!

Come on, Butters, we're going.

Come on, Butters, you stupid Jew.

Come on, Chef!

Come on, Chef! You can do it!

Come on, children. Let's all go home and make love.

Come on, children. Let's go home.

Come on, children. You're my sexual fantasy.

Come on, darling!

Come on, everybody, be people now

Come on, everybody, let's go buy wasteful gas guzzlers.

Come on, everyone. Let's sing!

Come on, guys, we might as well go.

Come on, Helen. Let's just go back to Hell.

Come on, let's take your son for a walk.

Come on, Mohammed, let's get some tea.

Come on, Ms. Cartman, you must become pack leader.

Come on, people

Come on, people Come on, people, now

Come on, people, let's be people now

Come on, people, now

Come on, people, now, people, now

Come on, Professor Chaos, let's destroy this anthill.

Come on, pull.

Come on, we've got to get to a computer that works!

Come on, you don't have a choice.

Come on, you guys. Al Gore doesn't have any friends.

Come on, you. You're gonna have to sit in the dunce chair!

Come on!

Come on! Come on!

Come on! Let's do this!

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Let's go.

Come on. This is where ManBearPig is. I'm cereal.

Coming back to you now.

Coming up next, it's Super Nanny.

Coming, Mohammed!

Command zero.

Compare me to Family Guy again,

Congratulations, Miss Stevenson.

Cool people leave before they've overstayed their welcome.

Cool, man.

Could affect the present and end your existence.

Could be disproven scientifically.

Could I just get an empty glass?

Could I perhaps have

Could I speak with Al Coholic, please?

Could we get back to the issue, please?!

Could we talk to you, please?

Couldn't evolution be the answer to how and not the answer to why?

Couldn't you throw them in prison?

Cowabunga, mother...

Craig, dude. I ran away from home.

Crank Prank Time Phone comes with divilibrator,

Crank Prank Time Phone is not intended for use by otters.

Crank Prank, Crank Prank Time Phone!

Crank Prank! Crank Prank Time Phone!

Dad, can we go home, please?

Dad, can we go home?

Dad, Dad! Jesus Christ!

Dad, get off our TeamSpeak line!

Dad, I don't want to bury my head in the sand.

Dad, I think Ike is starving to death.

Dad, I'm working on my game plan right now.

Dad, Ike and I have been talking

Dad, no!

Dad, this is stupid.

Dad!

Dad! How did you get that?

Dad?

Dad? Dad?

Dad? Not now!

Dad.

Dad. Dad, what the hell is going on?

Dahmer! Stop having sex with them intestines!

Damn it, what didn't Diddy do?

Damn it!

Damn it! Just listen to me!

Damn it! Mine's in the shop!

Damn you, ManBearPig. They're just children!

Damn, brah. Your little brother is pretty cool.

Damn!

Damn! Every Halloween I gots to deal with this...

Damn. For a minute there I thought we'd found him.

Damnit, where were all these sexed up teachers when I was a kid?!

Dance!

Dangit I missed again! For Christ's sake, Cheney!

Danny, the Family Guy writing staff.

Dawkins knew that logic and reason were the way of the future.

Deep in sand before the Mohammed episode airs,

Deep situational and emotional jokes

Defeated the Blood Fish at Gerard's Landing...

Demanding that Family Guy not air tonight's episode.

Demonius! Demonius, we have a problem!

Deva! Fetch my Blackberry!

Dickhead.

Did Chef ever touch any of you here?

Did Chef ever try one of these on for size?

Did Chef seem a little trippy to you?

Did Diddy do it?

Did he ever do this?

Did it not foresee a problem like this might happen?

Did it work? Did you scare the network into pulling the episode?

Did they find out who crapped in the urinal yet? Not yet.

Did your son say anything before he disappeared, Mrs. Stotch?

Diddy did do it.

Digging to them is going to take days.

Do me a favour.

Do not do it!

Do not do what I tell you.

Do not throw this party at the cost of alienating your friends.

Do the right thing, here.

Do the right thing, Mr. President.

Do the right thing.

Do the right thing. Show Mohammed.

Do we still press charges? Who are we gonna convict, Johnny Walker?

Do you believe in a flying spaghetti monster, too, bubble head?

Do you care at all about people's feelings?

Do you gentlemen need a hand?

Do you have any idea what it's like?

Do you hear me?

Do you just believe everything you're tolk, Kyle? Excuse me!

Do you know how many we would have to kill to get up 30 levels?

Do you know which way the network president's office is?

Do you mind keepin' it down? Keep your mouth shut, brah!

Do you mind telling me why CIA guys are coming to my house and questioning me about you?

Do you mind telling me why my daughter now thinks

Do you mind telling us what the hell is going on?

Do you realise how retarded that sounds?

Do you see a fountain to your left?

Do you think people even know we're here?

Do you think we can win, Coach?

Do you want me to get the ex Vice President out of here?

Doctor, do you have children?

Does anybody know who these kids are?

Does he have large hooves where his feet should be?

Does it matter?

Does that mean you're not in the Super Adventure Club any more?

Does this mean we don't have school all week?

Doesn't hurt the child, just let him know I am dominant.

Doesn't mean we have the right to kill them all.

Dogs show their dominance by nipping each other on the neck.

Doing things for my own selfish reasons.

Dominate.

Don't be stupid, Gary. I've killed a policeman.

Don't believe what he says, boys. We caused 9/11.

Don't belittle my people, you...fat ass.

Don't bother.

Don't call me shoeless! You're shoeless!

Don't do it!

Don't forget all your training, Chef.

Don't give away your name! We don't want him knowing who we are.

Don't kill me! I, I just do what they say!

Don't leave me here to die.

Don't let the Time Child out of your sight.

Don't look at him. Just look straight ahead.

Don't look at the child, just keep looking at me.

Don't nurture it.

Don't reason with it, don't argue with it, just dominate it.

Don't stop believing

Don't tell me you all quit playing World of Warcraft, too.

Don't they know they are putting the country in danger?

Don't wait for me to ask you, "What did he say?"

Don't worry, I have that covered.

Don't worry, it's not really ManBearPig.

Don't worry, my son.

Don't worry, when you correct the behaviour,

Don't you ever, ever compare me to Family Guy.

Don't you get it?

Don't you have better things to do than going online, killing people?

Don't you know anything about manatees?

Don't you remember why you left South Park in the first place?

Don't you see how awesome it is without him?

Don't you see? If I get one of those phones,

Don't you think I'm hurting enough, Kyle?

Draw two cards, fat ass.

Dropped a dookie in the school urinal and there's still no explanation for that!

Droppin' your pants then... turnin' around...

Drying up, becoming totally worthless.

Dude, a going away party is supposed to be

Dude, Boars are only worth two experience points apiece!

Dude, can I go before you?

Dude, don't kill your mom, that's not cool.

Dude, get away from me.

Dude, he's really sick.

Dude, how are we going to go on? Chef was our friend.

Dude, I can come back later. Is this a bad time for you?

Dude, I really don't see a problem.

Dude, I told you, I can't do that.

Dude, I'm almost dead.

Dude, I'm so glad you're not dead.

Dude, I'm totally tripping balls.

Dude, it's bad enough we have to sit here

Dude, my brother's in Milan. There's nothing I can do.

Dude, seriously, that was in the balls!

Dude, we aren't going to kill you.

Dude, we can't go anywhere,

Dude, we gotta get him out of here or he's gonna die.

Dude, we have to try.

Dude, we're done. We're sick of getting killed all the time.

Dude, we're not killing your mom.

Dude, we've been waiting forever!

Dude, what are you doing?

Dude, what are you saying?

Dude, what is taking so long? I want to play!

Dude, what's the matter?

Dude, where do you keep going, Cartman?

Dude, why are we going to hang out with this guy?

Dude, why would the government attack its own buildings?

Dude!

Dude! What the hell is going on?!

Dude.

Dude. Did Cartman just crap treasure?

Dude. What are you doing?

Dude. You're alive?

Due mostly to the fact, that the teacher... is pretty hot, Tom.

During class they sneak out and kiss in the hallways.

Each idea ball has a verb, noun or pop culture reference written on it.

Eat my shorts.

Eh xcuse me, there's been a misunderstanding.

Either everything's okay to write about or nothing is.

Either it's all okay or none of it is.

Enter a date and year on the divilibrator, and...

Eric Cartman, report to the principals office immediately.

Eric decides to freeze himself for three weeks.

Eric, are you playing a joke on me again?

Eric, are you sure this is a good idea?

Eric, can I just talk to you for a quick second?

Eric, how would you like to go with me to see Madam Butterfly Friday night?

Eric, hurry. Something's going on out here.

Eric, I have good news for you. We may have found you a Nintendo Wii.

Eric, I have to take you to the principal's office.

Eric, I really think you should stop calling the past.

Eric, I want you to go upstairs and brush your teeth.

Eric, naughty.

Eric, no. This is not acceptable.

Eric, the reason why we called you in here is

Eric, why would you do such a thing?

Eric, you have to come home.

Eric, you have to stay in time out.

Eric, you need to listen to me.

Eric, you need to understand why you are being punished, all right?

Eric, you're coming home right now!

Eric, you're just going to have to be patient.

Eric! Eric!

Escargot, my cargo, one eighteen Sipping on booze at the House of Blues

Especially me.

Especially one who doesn't trust me.

Especially you, you money grubbing snake in the grass.

Even if they don't know it

Even though I found it, you'd love to think it's somehow yours, too.

Even though, I do admire you.

Eventually you will see a change in the personality.

Ever since those cartoons in Denmark, the rules have changed.

Ever since you got a hybrid car you've gotten so smug

Every costume party, there's like 14 guys

Every time I get high I come up with ideas that get me in more trouble.

Everybody, I'm sorry. This party is for you.

Everyone else is just ignorant, m'kay?

Everyone else wait for Craig to cast his intellect buff.

Everyone equip healing potions to the hot bar if you haven't already.

Everyone get a good look at our fugitive! I want her taken down fast and clean!

Everyone get your hybrid and meet at Dawson's.

Everyone hold!

Everyone is going to try to get into this party,

Everyone is super stoked on me.

Everyone quiet! Here he is, the man of the night, Satan!

Everyone take a different direction.

Everyone target the scorpions.

Everyone will say, "Thank you, Al Gore, you're super awesome."

Everyone, log in!

Everyone! Everyone, listen!

Everything all right?

Everything okay here?

Everywhere I go, "Hey, Cartman, you must like Family Guy, right?

Ex... excuse me.

Exactly the score Kyle got on his spelling test twelve days after 9/11!

Excelsior!

Excuse me, I need to get to Los Angeles!

Excuse me, ma'am, can I borrow that?

Excuse me, sir, these boys wanted to speak with you.

Excuse me!

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Excuse me. I'm here to pickup Ike.

Explain? How could I be so stupid?

Fail, and you will know his greatest wrath.

Fake treasure?

Family Guy goes on air as planned. Uncensored.

Family Guy is going off the air

Family Guy is our biggest show!

Family Guy is so funny.

Family Guy is written by manatees?

Family Guy! I damn you to hell!

Family Guy.

Fans will start dropping off by the millions.

Feeding the adult's receptor cavity with energy that causes immortality,

Feel the way they do

Fellow atheists,

Fellow board members, we have a problem.

Finally we could invade Iraq and get the oil which made us all richer than before.

Find yourself another nanny

Fine, except this towel has been mixing Chang sauce for 15 minutes.

Fine, Kyle. I guess it was inevitable.

Fine! I'll do it by myself.

Fine! Then you do it, you're so tough.

Finneus climbed the highest peaks!

Finneus quickly went down in history books

Finneus realised that molesting all those kids

Finneus travelled the world, loving many children,

Finneus was depressed, until he realised

Fired? You got a plan, Mingey?

First of all, in the Muslim religion, you're not allowed to have what?

First of all, no video games until chores are done.

First one terrorist suicide bombed us, then dozens more.

First rule of survival is stay put and wait to be rescued.

Five seconds, Mr. President!

Fo x network censored the image of Mohammed at the last minute!

Fo x studios claims that the Family Guy writing staff

Follow me, Little Danny.

For a government to have power, they must appear to have complete control.

For an awesome party and invite a bunch of celebrities.

For an emergency announcement!

For instance, this one here we named the Hanging Mushroom.

For my Super Sweet 16 Halloween party!

For Show and Tell today I have brought...

For the love of Christ, start reeling me in with all your strength.

For the past few decades, we haven't had to risk anything to defend it.

For the person who is going away.

For three minutes of exhibition play

For tomorrow is Halloween

For what Family Guy is going to do

For when the United Atheist League attacks the United Atheist Alliance,

Forever.

Forget it. They can't hear us.

Forget the Muslim faith for a minute. People can get hurt.

Forgive me, Mr. President, but this First Amendment

Freedom of speech is at stake here, don't you all see?

Freeze, bitch! Freeze!

Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation

From Eric. I rest my case.

From George Clooney's acceptance speech at the Academy Awards.

From hell. It's from hell!

From Mohammed while wearing a toga?

From some of our state's finest Pee Wee hockey players.

From there, we will kayak to the fruitful banks of the Mili river in Africa,

Gacy, you numbskull, what did you kill him for?

Gacy!

Gacy?

Garrison residence. Can you call back later, please?

Garrison? But he's an asshole!

Gary who? What is your last name?

Gary? Gary, say something.

Gave us both a clue.

Gavin Throttle, coach of the Adams County team.

General Disarray, can I ask you a scientific question?

Gentlemen,

Gentlemen, we are dealing with someone here who

Get a hybrid Be good, people, now

Get all your citizens riled up and waving American flags.

Get down! We can do this the easy way, or we can do it Dawg style!

Get everyone inside.

Get him in the ICU suit. Hurry!

Get me out of here. Get me out of here, you guys!

Get near the puck.

Get out of here, asshole!

Get out of here, you asshole! You're gonna ruin everything!

Get out of here. Be quiet. You idiots.

Get out of the way, Hitler! You're ruining my entrance.

Get outside!

Get that guy out of here and give me a piece of chicken.

Get up! Get your shoes on. Got to get out of here. Move!

Get used to it. You aren't delivering the papers on time.

Get your things together! We don't have much time.

Getting out of here, Gary, one way or another!

Give me chicken! Give me chicken! Give me chicken!

Give me some goddamn chicken!

Give me the chicken. Give me the chicken.

Give me the sword.

Give me. Give me the chicken. Give me some chicken.

Give the cloak to Kenny. He needs the agility boost for bow attacks.

Give the order to pull the episode, Mr. President.

Given themselves over to the whole God thing?

Giving ourselves three hours a night to sleep.

Global laming.

Go ahead and start the ceremony!

Go ahead, Mr. President. Continue what you were doing.

Go now and prepare!

Go, go. Move out!

Go. Right. Where am I going?

God damn it, Chef isn't like that! Something funny is going on here!

God damn it, he's so heavy.

God damn it, I am not a dog!

God damn it, stop ignoring me!

God damn it, stop it, Kyle.

God damn it, this is...

God damn it, you can't stand here

God damn it!

God damn it! Now you've made me miss my ride!

God damn it.

God damn it. Dude, I don't know.

God damn it. We lost Clyde!

God damn!

God damnit!

God darn you!

God help us.

God is a spaghetti monster. Oh, thank you! Jeez! My eyes are open!

God must really want those kids dead.

God, I hate future TV. There's too many commercials!

God, I hate that guy!

God, I hate you guys.

God...damn it!

Goddamn Family Guy. Now they're just provoking people.

Godspeed.

Going away? For how long?

Going down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind

Gonna lay you down by the fire

Good bye, boys.

Good for people driving, people, now

Good for them! They shouldn't!

Good for you.

Good luck, Coach. You're going to need it.

Good night, my little angel.

Good, just keep your confidence, shoulders back, eyes straight ahead.

Good, Kyle!

Good, Ms. Cartman, sounds like you're treating your son

Good, Ms. Cartman. Very good.

Good, now you can reward the behaviour with praise and attention.

Good, this is really good. Now try a command.

Good. Sand.

Goodbye, Chef!

Goodbye, Eric, I will miss you! Squawk! Squawk!

Goodbye, everybody.

Goodbye, Kyle

Goodbye, Mother.

Goodbye! So long!

Goodbye.

Goodluck, ma'am! You can beat your alcoholism!

Got to drive hybrids, people, now

Got to sign in...

Great news. Our hockey team has just been invited

Great shot, William! Hit him with another!

Great speech.

Gretchen and Flubber are from the Gulf of Mexico.

Guys, can I talk to you? Sure, dude.

Guys, listen up.

Guys, when things look bad you can't just give up on the World Of Warcraft.

Guys?

Ha! I don't think so, Coach.

Had made him immortal!

Hail Science! Hail Science! Hail Science!

Hall infraction!

Hallo?

Halloween has always been a time of evil and darkness.

Halloween is a night for evil.

Halloween is about me. And I deserve a party.

Hallpass! Show me your hallpass!

Hands up! Hands up! Don't move! Don't move!

Hands! Let me see those hands!

Hang on a second. Making out in the hallway is strictly against school policy.

Hang on, guys. My dad wants something.

Hang on, I'm chaining my fire spells for max range.

Hang on, I'm gonna do something super killer.

Has absolutely no life.

Has already crossed into Arizona.

Has an appointment to try and get Family Guy off the air altogether.

Has been dead for over 500 years.

Has come up with a solution.

Has demanded the Mohammed character

Has she performed oral sex on him? I think so.

Have a fun time mocking God in hell, you queer!

Have a great time with the Super Adventure Club!

Have fun. Then ruin it by having a serious relationship.

Have to spend days hung up on a rack.

Have y'all been sodomizing your children, too?

Have you ever heard of a show called Nanny 911?

Have you forgotten what happened all those years ago?

Have you noticed high deposits of sulphur

Have you seen those rich, spoiled teenage girls

Haven't you guys ever seen these movies?

Having a holiday here at the Lazy "J" Ranch?

Having butt sex with a fish squirrel. Congratulations.

Having given me enough time to get down to Perkins

Having these stupid pictures of me all over.

He cast Summon again.

He could be the first to have sex with the native children

He could try to run.

He did it, Gary! Geraldo got the proof!

He didn't call you a stupid twit, I did!

He didn't even want any part in this! This is all your fault, you stupid cow!

He didn't want us for sex, fat ass!

He died like a pig. Some pigs never learn.

He discovered that children have things called Marlocs in their bodies.

He doesn't come and get you, right?

He doesn't mean to take it out on you, Coach.

He even took credit for the civil rights movement.

He got an A on his last spelling test and a B+ in history.

He is actually able to kill our admins

He is bringing Hell here to Los Angeles, and from what we understand,

He is here today to talk to you students about some very serious issues.

He isn't a bloke at all, he's a towel.

He just never listens!

He just said something about summoning Biggie Smalls.

He killed my character right in the middle of a quest!

He loves me and only me. And I know I'm a godness to him.

He makes me feel like nobody else does.

He only wants you to pull it because he knows

He said he wanted us to win this game for him.

He said he's hungry, what should I do?

He says he has inside information for you that may discredit Oprah Winfrey.

He seems to have put all his hope into you winning that game,

He spit in my mouth!

He still fights me every step of the way.

He talked about how people in Hollywood are

He tied.

He told me to!

He took his computer somewhere to play that stupid online game.

He wants to know what information we have.

He wants to know who he's speaking with.

He was just trying to warn us about ManBearPig.

He was right. You did cause 9/11.

He would drop a dook in the urinal!

He wrote that gay little song and got us to drive those damn hybrids.

He'll run out of energy soon.

He's a frog not a toad because toads don't ribbit. I think frogs are good pets.

He's a goddamn butt hole!

He's a little young, don't you think?

He's a lying, deceitful monster who only wants Family Guy off the air!

He's a way higher level than us! It isn't fair!

He's all right, Dad.

He's back!

He's been going there in the afternoons for private turdering

He's clueless.

He's dead. And if they know you had a hand in it, you'll go to jail!

He's doing things for himself now

He's fasting in the deprivation room

He's fat and he has all this pent up energy...

He's getting back into hockey to prove something to himself.

He's going to have to pull out all the stops in Stanley's Cup.

He's going to show up and shoot you in the face.

He's got a great family. A promising paper route.

He's got no job, no bicycle,

He's got three kids at home, he's got a car that barely works.

He's gotta clean up puke with sawdust, m'kay.

He's just finished killing every single player in the Arathi Highlands.

He's losing weight and he's doing what I tell him.

He's never done this before.

He's not a person at all. He's a towel.

He's pretty brainwashed, all right. Worst case I've ever seen.

He's remembering!

He's right! The turd could have been put there to cover up 9/11!

He's right.

He's safe.

He's saying some really weird stuff!

He's taken a turn for the worse, I'm afraid.

He's targeted us.

He's the "Can you hear me now?" guy!

He's the person... who has to clean up...

He's what? Where?

Heading on up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind

Hear me, demons!

Heed my words.

Hello bubbe, how was school today? Terrible.

Hello there, children

Hello there, children!

Hello there, I'm Paul McDonahugh,

Hello there, I'm Ranger McFriendly.

Hello, everyone. Welcome to Cave of the Winds

Hello, gentlemen, ladies, my name is Little Danny Pocket,

Hello, Geraldo. I've got some information for you

Hello, I am the President Bush, I will crap on both of you.

Hello, I'm Doctor Neeland. What can I do for you today?

Hello, I'm Lieutenant Nelson. What are your demands?

Hello, I'm with the cubic waste department.

Hello, is your refrigerator running? Well, then, you'd better go catch it!

Hello, manatees.

Hello, Mitchell.

Hello, Mohammed. We've read all about you in the Koran.

Hello!

Hello?

Hello? Hello?

Hello? Larry, are you receiving me?

Hello.

Hello. I'm Nanny Stella.

Help! Please, I need your help!

Helping my dad give people fake tickets.

Here in San Francisco.

Here we are in the main chamber of the cave.

Here you go, Flight 72 to Los Angeles, boarding in ten minutes.

Here you go. I don't think that's really necessary.

Here, each of you kids take a pamphlet and a bumper sticker.

Here, I'll show you. Keith?

Here, look! Read the labels on these! Go on, read them!

Here, why don't you try it now? Take your son.

Here!

Here.

Here's the hotel! Beth, tell Leeroy to pull up here!

Hey kid, you need to get off the roof now.

Hey there, Richard.

Hey there. Alan, right?

Hey Token.

Hey, Brian, this is like the time I got a job as a carrot cake.

Hey, children, everybody, I'm back!

Hey, Eric. Where's Kyle?

Hey, everybody, there's more pop in the refrigerator.

Hey, everybody! Chef's back!

Hey, everybody. Check out Hitler!

Hey, everyone, I'm an atheist!

Hey, fellas!

Hey, guys, how's it going?

Hey, guys. I've got some pretty big news.

Hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, wait a minute! Of course! That's it!

Hey, hi. Listen, dude, you know, the whole Crocodile Hunter thing,

Hey, hold on a second.

Hey, I don't need to take any lip from a fricking girl!

Hey, I know! Let's crank call people in the past!

Hey, is that a hybrid?

Hey, it's the least I could do.

Hey, Jimbo, you got a hybrid, too?

Hey, Jimmy. You're not gonna believe this,

Hey, kid, get outta there.

Hey, kid, somebody's on the phone for you.

Hey, leave him alone!

Hey, Stan! Can I play with you guys?

Hey, Stan. You should come on over.

Hey, that is the teacher we just got the report about.

Hey, that wasn't bad at all.

Hey, that's right. We need a ringer.

Hey, there mr weener what ya know. Do you need to tinkle tinkle?

Hey, wait a minute.

Hey, where are you guys?

Hey, why don't you come in with me?

Hey, yeah!

Hey, yeah.

Hey, you guys, you know what they call a ******* woman's boobs?

Hey!

Hey! Ogh!

Hey! He's totally under age! She's taking advantage of him!

Hey! Help! Stop!

Hey! I don't tell you how to run your class. Don't tell me how to run my hallway.

Hey! You can't leave your car there! It's okay! I'm a hallway monitor!

Hey! You think this is funny, you son of a bitch?

Hey.

Hey. Can they do that?

Hey. Hey, Stan.

Hey. Hey, you can't do this.

Hey. Hey. What are you doing?

Hey. That looks like the fake treasure from our Smugglers Den photo room.

Hey. Where do you think you are going?

Hi, I'm a Pepper, and I'm wondering if you'd like to be a Pepper, too.

Hi, kids, I'm Detective Jarvis.

Hi, kids. Come on in.

Hi, Mr. Gore.

Hi, our friend has been brainwashed by some fruity little club.

Hi, we were hoping you can help us. My friend is being blamed for 9/11.

Hi! It's the year 1973, right?

Hi. My name is Stan Marsh.

Hi. Welcome to P. F. Chang's.

His book helped people. Why does it matter that he made some stuff up?

His cancer's real bad.

His family is totally poor. I'm not staying with poor people.

His newspaper showed an image of Mohammed and two days later

His party must be stopped.

His shield and armour spells are down!

His ways are not going to be tolerated any more.

Hit him now, Clyde!

Hold on to that feeling

Hold on, boys, we still have to go to the hardware store.

Hold on, Julie. What are you talking about, kid?

Hold on, Mrs. Cartman.

Hold on, please. You don't understand.

Holy crap!

Honestly, why do you let him watch

Hopefully they've followed the first rule of survival and stayed put.

How about a doughnut machine?

How about a robot? How much for the robot?

How about I allow the episode to air

How about this?

How are the smug levels?

How are you feeling?

How big a party are we talking?

How can this be happening right now?

How can we be sure?

How can we been having these feelings for eachother?

How come I have to die now?

How come you couldn't just go home, dude? That's all we had to do!

How could Family Guy do that?

How dare you lie to me and make me look foolish!

How dare you?

How did I do that?

How did we not see it before?

How do I look a five year old child in the eye

How do we know Butters isn't with Biggie right now?

How do you hand something from one player to another?

How do you kill that which has no life?

How do you know that? I had Beth check out their Travelocity account.

How logical is that?

How long before Family Guy is supposed to air?

How long do we have until the smug clouds collide?

How long until Nintendo Wii comes out now?

How many people's characters were in there?

How reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?

How spicy would you like me to make your Chang sauce?

How spicy would you like your Chang Sauce?

How the hell did you get out?

How was that, Butters?

How would you feel, Kyle,

How would you feel... if somebody came into your home, m'kay.

How would you like some Salisbury steak?

How would you like to join the Super Adventure Club?

How you been, man? Good?

How, dude? We don't even know if that passage I found goes anywhere.

How, punk? We don't use money in Hell, ******!

However, San Francisco is once again the smuggiest city in the country.

However, San Francisco, I'm afraid, has disappeared completely

Huh?

Huh? You need a smoke, brah?

Hurry darling! We have to get out of here!

Hurry, Kyle. The water's rising.

Hurry, you guys. You got to get me out of here...

Hurry. The smug from Clooney's speech is about to hit the other smug system.

Hybrid cars are a good thing.

Hybrid cars don't cause smugness. People do.

Hybrid cars make better for emission levels,

Hybrid people driving people now

Hybrids are for people now People, now

I agreed to show Mohammed uncensored!

I already got my wristband, see? You've got to get me to Los Angeles.

I am an perfectly good person.

I am deeply sorry to announce that the allegations against me are true.

I am Falcorn, defender of the Alliance.

I am God.

I am here to educate you about the single biggest threat to our planet.

I am not being aggressive, I am being dominant.

I am not going to acknowledge

I am not teaching evolution in my class!

I am nothing like Family Guy.

I am now going to use Mocking Blow...

I am so...sick of the future!

I am socialising, rtard!

I am super, duper cereal.

I am the Dawg, the big bad Dawg

I am the Dawg, the big bad Dawg!

I am the dawg. The big bad.

I am the Dog Whisperer.

I am the mightiest dwarf in all of Azeroth!

I am your son and you will listen to me.

I believe that Professor Thomas, from the university,

I bet people can't wait to read my memoirs.

I can call myself in the past and tell me not to freeze myself!

I can chat with all these other people.

I can even wave to this guy. See?

I can get you all excused from school.

I can outlast her.

I can see it now!

I can smell them, Mingey.

I can't base my logic on proof.

I can't be responsible for people getting hurt.

I can't believe he got the entire W Hotel!

I can't believe I let you scare me into taking your side.

I can't believe I'm actually gonna walk through San Francisco.

I can't believe it's all over.

I can't believe that everyone here is just buying into what they're told by the media!

I can't connect it to your float screen.

I can't keep carrying him, dude. I've got no strength.

I can't kick. You just have to save me.

I can't make the money. See?

I can't sit there in that same crowd and watch you destroy yourself again.

I can't take it any more!

I can't wait! This is going to be so awesome!

I can't. Just leave me behind.

I cannot believe a human being has led this kind of life, Mr...

I care about my students, and I will not fill their heads with lies.

I care! Where's the closest toy store?

I cleared up the table, Mom.

I could do it, I just got...

I could do that!

I could have never come out and had a nice lunch on a Saturday afternoon

I crapped them. Mommy, I crapped them.

I demand that the Mohammed episode be pulled before it airs tonight.

I did it.

I did shoot him in the face. Twice!

I did what you asked. What do you want from me?

I didn't come to stop you. I think you're right, Cartman.

I didn't say "stop wasting my time," Geraldo did!

I didn't think it would turn into such a big deal!

I do

I don't believe it. She's using the Mel Gibson defense!

I don't care! Is there a Nintendo Wii?

I don't feel very good.

I don't have a choice.

I don't have a World of Warcraft account. Do you?

I don't have anywhere to sleep. I'm out on the streets.

I don't know what to do with you.

I don't know what to say to him, Coach. Neither of us do.

I don't know, dude. It's like everyone's putting pieces together that aren't there.

I don't know.

I don't like Mason.

I don't need Kyle to rip on, I've got Butters.

I don't need you to get the episode pulled.

I don't play World of Warcraft.

I don't trust for one second

I don't understand it. What's wrong with them?

I don't want cancer.

I don't want to have cancer!

I don't want you hanging around with these ignorant idiots!

I dont need an hallpass, I'm a teacher.

I doubt it!

I drive a hybrid. It's much better for the environment.

I feel like he's doing what I tell him,

I feel pretty good, except for the cancer.

I feel terrible. It's so easy to put terrorism out of mind

I found this in the hallway. Apparently your student Ike has an crush on you.

I got 'em Dawg, fifth floor

I got a job. But without my bike to do my paper route,

I got a new job.

I got a note saying they're going to Milan!

I got Bacardi and Ketel One to sponsor the alcohol.

I got it out of the cave. It belongs to me.

I got it!

I got some badass guys to help me.

I got some sound advice from an old friend.

I got such a raging clue that I almost shot clue goo all over Joe.

I got World of Warcraft like you said.

I got you, you snake in the grass! I found you out!

I got your loveletter and I wrote you one back.

I gotta hurry!

I gotta pay rent and I just wasted three weeks writing my memoirs.

I guess I could edit those chapters down some

I guess not, meow, meow.

I guess now we see just how supportive friends can be.

I guess you hebes can't even play video football.

I had my fingers crossed.

I hate Family Guy.

I hate you, Coach. I hate you.

I hate you. I'm running away.

I have a solution, you guys.

I have beaten ManBearPig,

I have braved the Fargo Deep Mine,

I have come to understand

I have exhausted every possible solution.

I have no idea!

I have some evidence he could be in this area.

I have to get out of here!

I have to get people to stop driving SUVs.

I have to kill my mom, it's my only way out.

I hear you.

I hope now you boys see that this is totally cereal.

I hope you succeed, kid.

I hope you're making the right choice.

I hope you've learned, kids, that if you don't go with Christ

I hope, for your sake, that's true.

I just can't blindly accept their version.

I just couldn't sit back

I just dial a random number on the keypad,

I just doing my job. I just dadededeh.

I just don't want to see people here at your studio getting hurt.

I just er fuddy bad man.

I just got the Crank Prank Time Phone!

I just have one small question first. You're not a towel, are you?

I just need to get home and rest.

I just need to get to a toilet.

I just need to keep taking a crap.

I just started getting a clue. Really?

I just think, you know, you can't disprove God.

I just took a huge dump.

I just use two fingers, nip at the child's neck.

I just wanna do something right, you know?

I just want somebody in the world to take me cereal just for once.

I just was seeing if it works!

I just wouldn't go over there if I were you guys.

I just...

I knew it! You didn't plan 9/11 and you really didn't shoot that guy!

I knew it.

I knew you'd take me in off the streets.

I know a way out of this.

I know I'm special. This isn't news to me.

I know it seems crazy, but 9/11 was pulled off by our own government

I know it's not a real ticket!

I know my actions were wrong, but I cannot be fully to blame.

I know somebody who's missed you very much.

I know this company would be honoured to publish this book.

I know what you're thinking. Do not do it!

I know you do, Dad.

I know, but just like you, I feel like I have to try.

I know, but just wait till midnight.

I know. I know he's out of control.

I know. I'm swamped! I've got no help here!

I know. It's like,

I learned that I shouldn't get high to come up with ideas.

I like baba better.

I like Hello Kitty Island Adventure a lot more than this stuff...

I like the sand idea.

I love that show!

I love TV. Yaaay!

I love you very much, poopsiekins. You're Mommy's sunshine.

I love you, Son.

I love you, sweetie.

I made them leave!

I mean it! The hostages are gonna start dying if you don't listen!

I mean, he never listens to me and he pretty much runs my life.

I mean, how come I don't get to grow up?

I mean, I know it's just joke after joke, but I like that.

I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he was awesome,

I mean, it seems like it would be pretty hard to escape from the White House

I mean, she spends most of her time sobbing and eating her own excrement.

I must say you're starting to become quite a thorn in my balls.

I need to ask you all some difficult questions

I need to check your Lortran for Inhubitors.

I need to focus and come up with what I'm going to say.

I need to know what really happened On 9/11 leven leven leven leven.

I need to make a complaint to the fire marshal.

I need to shape up and find a new job quick.

I need to speak with Mr. Garrison right now.

I need to speak with the boys of this class, m'kay?

I need you to keep quiet about this, right?

I never covered it up.

I noticed it on the computer this morning. Look here.

I only had to pay them fifteen bucks.

I put a whole crew together, brah.

I ran away from home.

I really don't want to see Family Guy go off the air.

I really need the support of my best friend right now.

I really need your help this time.

I rehabilitate dogs, I train people.

I remember going to Shakey's afterwards.

I remember how Kid One used to laugh and play.

I right missed!

I run this network, not you guys!

I said: Your dead to me.

I see.

I shall smash your skull, like a clam on my tummy!

I should come up with ideas and then get high to reward myself.

I should write a book. It'd be much more depressing than his.

I shouldn't even be in the office still! It's supposed to be half day Fridays.

I specialises in your asshole, Kyle!

I stole the head off a statue once.

I summoned Biggie Smalls, the hip hop rapper!

I swear it.

I swore I would never set foot in San Francisco. God help me.

I think he wants to have sex with me!

I think I can wait three weeks for Nintendo Wii to come out.

I think I'm getting a clue. Really?

I think I've figured out how to do it.

I think Kyle has sweet titties.

I think so.

I think the change in personality happened.

I think the first thing we need to work on is getting the child some exercise.

I think we should go to Milan. Like we always talked about.

I think we'd better call in the Hardly Boys. Oh no, not the Goddamend

I think you should allow the network to pull your episode with Mohammed.

I think you should know

I think you should know.

I think you should leave before I call the police!

I think, right about now, I'm in my mom's freezer.

I thought that club was for hiking and kayaking.

I thought you were my friends, but I guess I was wrong!

I TiVo every episode.

I told him he was on a slippery slope to becoming a monster like you.

I told you this would happen, didn't I?

I told you. We need to fill the cave with hot, molten lead

I totally know how it felt to be a Jew in the Holocaust now.

I truly love to brush my teeth

I want a chopper and a jet waiting at the airport to take us to France.

I want a chopper! You got that? And a jet waiting at the airport!

I want all the servers dressed in skimpy outfits serving all the hors d'oeuvres.

I want attention. I'm bloody bored!

I want the chicken. Chicken! Give me chicken.

I want the name and address of anybody

I want this Nintendo hooked up to my float screen now!

I want three.

I want to assure the American people that as President

I want to help you get the Family Guy episode pulled.

I want to stick my balls inside your rectum, Kyle.

I want to travel. I want to see Paris. I thought life was going to get better,

I warn you, Principal Victoria,

I was getting a clue like every two minutes.

I was in the lobby when it happened.

I was nice to you because I felt sorry for you

I was really just trying to make it so my friend could move back here

I was told to come down here and try to...

I wasn't talking about spaghetti.

I will. I will get everyone to drive hybrid cars.

I will. I will suck your balls, Kyle.

I will. You're really great for going to warn Kyle, Eric.

I wish that was good enough.

I won't let you dominate my life any more.

I wonder what this is going to be.

I wouldn't count on it.

I... I don't know who to listen to!

I'd almost forgotten how artistic I was.

I'd better get a little high. Maybe I shouldn't.

I'd just like to make love up your butt.

I'll be all right.

I'll bet half of these people are Koreans.

I'll bet that right now somebody is on their way

I'll bet this is where he's hiding.

I'll certainly do my best.

I'll die waiting for the Wii to come out.

I'll do everything I can.

I'll get it, darling. Hello?

I'll get it.

I'll just do everything while you guys sit here and play video games.

I'll just go sleep on the street somewhere.

I'll miss you too, COCKA 3.

I'll suck them dry, Kyle.

I'll take you to the principal 'cause I'm the Dawg

I'll tell you what's wrong.

I'm a child and I am entitled to attention!

I'm a hall monitor.

I'm a hunter, level 2.

I'm a minge! Minges need stimulation!

I'm a noob, but I can log on and get the sword to Stan online.

I'm a pretty bad kid.

I'm about a quarter mile in, can you give me an EL?

I'm about to come over to your house and ask you to help me freeze myself.

I'm afraid Super Nanny is in a deep state of mental psychosis.

I'm afraid that information is classified.

I'm afraid we're going to have to

I'm afraid you have a much bigger problem than a cave in

I'm afraid you're too late.

I'm always trapped in these stuffy pantsuits.

I'm American!

I'm at the policestation. They say they found some evidence.

I'm back. Wow, I'm back!

I'm burning! Oh, Jesus, I'm burning!

I'm coming to see you, Gary! I'm coming to see you!

I'm coming. I'm coming, Nintendo.

I'm dead to you?

I'm either puking up mounds of chocolate cake

I'm finally going to be able to pay off all the money I owe.

I'm getting down to eye level with Eric so that I can talk to him on his level.

I'm going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time

I'm going going, back back, to Cali Cali!

I'm going to be there for you,

I'm going to be watching,

I'm going to die in the future without ever playing Nintendo Wii?

I'm going to Los Angeles, and I'm gonna do whatever I can

I'm going to use fear to get them to do what I want.

I'm gonna blow the lid off this whole 9/11 conspiracy once and for all!

I'm gonna catch this sonofabitch if it's the last thing I do! M'kay?!

I'm gonna do whatever I can

I'm gonna get that hallway defilng slut no matter what it takes! Are you in?!

I'm gonna go find out the truth.

I'm gonna go try and warn Kyle to get out of San Francisco.

I'm gonna go upstairs and make my bed now.

I'm gonna make love to the children.

I'm gonna make love to you, woman

I'm gonna make love to your asshole, children!

I'm gonna miss him. I'm gonna miss Chef.

I'm gonna play a song by a local artist

I'm gonna remember Chef

I'm gonna remember Chef as the guy who gave us advice to live by.

I'm gonna stay here. Wait it out.

I'm gonna... I'm gonna...

I'm hanging up now.

I'm Head Adventurer William P. Connelly, esquire.

I'm here to investigate a murder.

I'm in Hell, minding my own business,

I'm in.

I'm just a little boy from the past who wants to play Nintendo Wii.

I'm just going to get down as soon as you move.

I'm just gonna stop playing.

I'm just letting the child know I'm not interested in him.

I'm just... I'm just scared that I can't do anything to stop him.

I'm logged on to an MMORPG

I'm looking for this teacher! Is she in your room, brah?!

I'm not a monkey! I'm a woman!

I'm not a rtard.

I'm not alienating my friends! I know they come first!

I'm not doing it for Kyle.

I'm not getting high this time!

I'm not going to help you freeze yourself, Cartman.

I'm not playing games with you, mate! Gary's drowning in his own sick!

I'm not playing, I'm coaching.

I'm now going to tell you the secret of the Super Adventure Club.

I'm only five and I'm dying.

I'm out of mana! I told you.

I'm pregnant with a baby, but I'm not married.

I'm proud of you, boy.

I'm pulling the Mohammed episode, you got that?

I'm rich.

I'm seeing my life flash before me eyes.

I'm serious!

I'm serious.

I'm so hungry.

I'm so scared.

I'm so sick of this! Wait. I'm at the party!

I'm sorry I handcuffed Billy Turner's ankle

I'm sorry to tell you this, sir, but nobody is ever going to publish your memoirs.

I'm sorry your gay little song killed your friend.

I'm sorry, boys.

I'm sorry, but Mr. Garrison has passed away.

I'm sorry, children.

I'm sorry, I'm high.

I'm sorry, I'm sure you have a husband, but I...

I'm sorry, it's just that he seems to get worse every day.

I'm sorry, Mr. Jarvis, it's just that I have to get up at 4:00 a.m.

I'm sorry, Mr. Mackey, but there just isn't really any evidence to go on.

I'm sorry, principal Victoria. I didn't mean to do it, how could I been so foolish.

I'm sorry, Stan.

I'm sorry, there's no Mr. Wall here.

I'm sorry.

I'm spreading ManBearPig awareness.

I'm standing in the business district of central Chicago,

I'm starting to get a clue too. My clue is kind of pointing this way.

I'm suddenly not so hungry for Acura cake.

I'm super cereal!

I'm super cereal.

I'm sure

I'm sure Chef would like a little time to get moved back in!

I'm talking, of course, about ManBearPig.

I'm telling you guys, it's wrong.

I'm the one who took a dump in the urinal.

I'm the person who watches over the delicate ecosystem of South Park.

I'm thinking over here we bring out a huge chocolate fondue fountain!

I'm tired. I'm going to bed.

I'm totally tripping balls.

I'm trying to do you a favour, dumbass!

I'm trying to warn everybody and nobody takes me cereal.

I'm very proud of you.

I'm waiting for the new Nintendo Wii to come out.

I'm working with the Pee Wee hockey league.

I'm writing a song about the importance of hybrid cars

I'm you in the future!

I'm... I'm not ready.

I've become like one of them.

I've been doing the wrong things for a long time.

I've been instructed to bring you to the principals office.

I've been waiting 500 years to play the Nintendo Wii,

I've been waiting for this thing to come out for months.

I've come back, but there's going to be some changes around here.

I've forgotten what I started fightin' for

I've got a date! I've got a date!

I've got a little plan going to get the treasure out of here

I've got better things to do.

I've got diarrhoea. Really bad.

I've got some idea balls to remove from a manatee tank.

I've got to get back to Los Angeles.

I've got to get home.

I've got to heal.

I've got to shape up, focus,

I've got two tickets for you and me to see

I've got you now, you son of a bitch

I've just come from the men's restroom and somebody went number 2 in the urinal!

I've just never seen a woman with such balls.

I've killed MBP and now I must save the world from something else.

I've learnt how to make the Family Guy writing staff stop working.

I've looked your case over and I think maybe we can cut a little deal here.

I've lost a best friend, but I've gained a son.

I've lost almost 10 pounds now. You see what I mean?

I've never been able to say this before, but...

I've never been this terrible before.

I've never felt like such a woman before.

I've never met a woman with so much fire.

I've saved the Earth from certain destruction.

I've shown my fans that...

I've still got a raging clue.

I've thought about it a lot,

I've waited so long for this!

Ice cream! I want chocolate!

If 10 people die because Family Guy just had to have their little joke,

If anybody tries to talk to you, you don't need to say anything.

If anyone doesn't, you have the authority to bring them to me.

If anything, we should all make cartoons of Mohammed

If Chef keeps this up, he's gonna go to jail forever!

If everyone has their head buried by the person standing to their left,

If evidence gets out that Oprah's champion author is a towel,

If he can scare them like he has us,

If he's not gone in two minutes, I will call social services on you.

If I don't realise that,

If I freeze myself, then in three weeks, when Nintendo Wii comes out,

If I just write a book about my life, I can get it published

If I miss dinner, I'm gonna be so pissed off

If it gets hit by George Clooney's acceptance speech,

If only the rest of the country was as insightful as we are.

If only you were an atheist.

If that chopper isn't here in two minutes, I'm killing a hostage!

If the accusations are true, then...

If the smug clouds remain the way they are, yes.

If there was a cartoon on television that made fun of **** all the time?

If these kids have been through a lot of emotional changes,

If they insist we don't censor their work, then we can't!

If they know we weren't in charge of 9/11 then we appear to control nothing.

If they wanna believe we control everything with intricate plans, why not let them?

If we all bury our heads in sand, we can avoid being any part of this!

If we all work together to reduce smugness,

If we can manage to get every person's head buried deep,

If we convince the network to pull this episode for the sake of Muslims,

If we could get to a computer, we could sign on to the World of Warcraft,

If we keep our stops to a minimum,

If we lose, are we going to get cancer?

If we mount an all out attack, we can wipe out their food supply.

If we start wandering off, we're gonna get lost or killed.

If we're still alive in the morning, then we'll know we're not dead.

If you choose not to leave,

If you come dressed as The Crow you're not getting in to the party!

If you didn't eat so much, you wouldn't have diarrhoea all the time, fat ass.

If you don't show Mohammed, then you've made a distinction between

If you freeze yourself, you are going to die!

If you had a chance right now to go back in time and stop Hitler,

If you have children,

If you look in the mirror and say Biggie Smalls' name three times,

If you miss my party, you are a loser!

If you stop hearing my voice,

If your story touches their hearts like it has ours,

Ike Browlofski. You littering my hallway brah?

Ike has a crush on teacher. Ike has a crush on teacher.

Ike is very mature for his age and you know it.

Ike, are you okay?

Ike, could you stay just a few minutes please?

Ike, I didn't tell on you. You got busted by the hallway monitor.

Ike, i'm very flattered by all of your love notes.

Ike, is that all you're gonna do is watch TV?

Ike, look out!

Ike, made an nanoo.

Ike, please. I know your first love seems like the only love, but trust me, it's not.

Ike, run!

Ike, this is crazy. I'm your teacher.

Ike, this way!

Ike, we have to get out of here. They never let us be together.

Ike, you need to have a life.

Ike!

Ike! Miss Stevensen.

Ike! Ike! Ike!

Ike! You can't possible want this? We have to tell mom!

Ike?

Imagine if there was one game,

Immortal?

Impounded bicycle, $83 owed to the county.

In a small minded town filled with ignorant boobs.

In between periods of the Colorado Avalanche?

In certain areas of the cave the wind actually blows through,

In just three days' time, you're going to see a new Eric Cartman.

In my native country of Denmark.

In order to get into the party you have to RS VP

In San Francisco Town

In suspender animation so that their trip seems really short, right?

In the beginning we were all fish, okay? Swimming around in the water.

In the name of Christ, just let us in!

In the outside world, I'm a simple geologist.

In the past few days.

In the storyline.

In Warcraft that die with just one blow.

In yet another scoreless Pee Wee hockey game.

Intimidated? Is that what you think this is about, Kyle?

Into all the complex life we see around us.

Irreparable damage to the ozone.

Is a government conspiracy.

Is a noble privilege.

Is actually going to kill us all?

Is because he's been brainwashed by this fruity little club!

Is going to show the image of Mohammed uncensored!

Is if Oprah's doesn't work any more.

Is it any more retarded than Buddha sitting beneath a tree for 20 years?

Is it any more retarded than the idea

Is it so hard to believe that true love exists?

Is it wrong to seek the truth?

Is protected by something called the First Amendment.

Is pulling the episode. Family Guy is as good as dead.

Is set to air tonight on Family Guy!

Is that a computer game?

Is that your bike out there?

Is the only one based on good Science.

Is this about more than your video game?

Is this audience ready for a good old fashioned lynching?

Is trying to trick the network into getting Family Guy off the air.

Isn't going to make the Wii come any faster.

Isn't that like terrorism?

Isn't that Mohammed, the holy prophet of the Muslim religion?

It also meant that the Mohammed ball had to come out of the idea tank.

It appears you leave us no choice.

It could make Oprah Winfrey look quite foolish.

It doesn't matter. Your guests are having fun! They don't care!

It doesn't seem to work as well when I do it.

It doesn't surprise me. More and more people are being blamed for 9/11 every day.

It has become obvious to me

It is a creature which roams the Earth alone.

It is half man, half bear and half pig.

It is important for us to understand why the Muslims

It is important to understand that dogs run in packs.

It is important you take the job seriously and that you don't abuse the power.

It is now midnight! Time for Satan's special surprise!

It is obvious our children are still completely confused about 9/11!

It is time for me to take what is mine.

It is time for our final battle.

It is working? It is working?

It is wrong for me to ask questions?

It is yet unconfirmed but believed that Oprah's asshole

It is, in fact, bound to happen.

It just didn't happen.

It looks like we have a smug alert here in South Park.

It looks like we're completely sealed in.

It looks like you've run into a little snag in your plan, as well.

It made the manatees very upset.

It may be the future for you, but I can't hook up anything to a float screen

It sure is, Phillip.

It was all planned out! You knew this whole time?

It was already in place.

It was changes in hereditary traits

It was discovered in 1892

It was huuuge.

It was only the world's most intricate and flawlessly executed ever, ever.

It was the breeding ground of the hippie movement in the 60s.

It was thought up by Charles Darwin, and it goes something like this:

It will be a disaster of epic proportions,

It will be the end of Family Guy forever.

It won't make a difference. This is the dawning of the sea otter.

It won't take long, sir.

It would leave our city exposed.

It'll be 9/11 all over again.

It's a cake.

It's a costume party, so you have to wear a costume,

It's a long trip, dude. You're gonna need help.

It's a room near the end of the tour

It's a stupid idea.

It's a tie game here in Colorado as we get set to start the final period.

It's all different! Nothing's in the same place!

It's all mine.

It's all over, Ike.

It's all right here in these secret documents, but you'll never get them.

It's all right! There's been a misunderstanding!

It's all right. He can't kill us unless we agree to duel.

It's all very Zen.

It's almost as if his cancer were tied.

It's almost bedtime. If you sleep, then time will go by faster!

It's almost like you're one of the guys!

It's almost passed time, I need you to start clear the hallways!

It's an emergency! It's an emergency!

It's Anthrax. Anthrax?!

It's been real easy for us to stand up for free speech lately.

It's been three days since four unidentified children

It's called the False Flag policy. Make it look like the enemy attacked you.

It's exactly what happened to Laverne & Shirley.

It's Family Guy! Quick, Gerald, do something!

It's for all of you who make my life so special.

It's Friday night, but you can't have sex and you can't jack off.

It's getting bigger and gaining strength.

It's getting late, boys, why don't you get in the car

It's gonna be tough living on my own.

It's heartbreaking passages like this one,

It's incendiary, it's offensive to Muslims and people can get hurt.

It's just a little soon, you know? I mean, he just died a few weeks ago

It's just for one game. He won't get hurt, I promise.

It's just...

It's lame.

It's like an hallpass doesnt even matter to her.

It's like they want a holy war.

It's like waiting for Christmas times a thousand.

It's like you had a guardian angel, m'kay.

It's me, Al Gore.

It's me!

It's mine. It's mine, you hear me?

It's more important I live the way I want.

It's my only lifeline so make sure it stays taut.

It's my Super Sweet 16 Halloween party! Take it off, Zazul.

It's not about them! It's all about me!

It's not cool! Ike isnt old enough to understand.

It's not him, it's you, Eric.

It's not Kyle! It's you!

It's not the car I wanted! The whole party's ruined!

It's obvious that before we go any further

It's obvious that you all need Muslim sensitivity training!

It's okay, Chef. Go on, remember!

It's okay, Mr. Gore. I believe you.

It's okay!

It's okay. Don't cry.

It's okay. It's dead.

It's okay. Mom!

It's on the impound list. You owe the county for tickets.

It's really offending some of the other guests.

It's really weird, what he said. I don't know, it kind of confused me.

It's regarding Family Guy.

It's rumoured that one is at the Museum of Technology in New New Hampshire.

It's simple television economics, Kyle.

It's the beginning of a new life for us, Gar!

It's the best way, Stanley. Did you eat your Fruit Roll Up?

It's the freaking future!

It's the kindergarten teacher, miss Stevensen. The blonde?

It's the only thing that allows us to deal with our parents all walking around

It's the only way I can get around these days.

It's the time out stool,

It's time for me to stop being so irresponsible.

It's time for Nanny Stella to show Eric Cartman

It's time I stop letting these primadonna manatees tell me what to do!

It's time to call Nanny 911.

It's very important, Butters. He's missing.

It's what happened to Laverne and Shirley.

It's wrong!

It's wrong. It's wrong.

It's...

Its emissions are actually cleaner.

Jeffrey Dahmer!

Jesus Christ!

Jesus Christ.

Jesus is Lord.

Jesus Mary!

Jesus, Minge! You killed him! You shot him dead!

Jesus.

Jesus. What's happening to me?

Jesus...

Jim...

Jimbo, your truck probably gets less than 10 miles to the gallon.

Joining us live from Afghanistan, here is Geraldo Rivera.

Joobs.

Just be aware of this, Coach. If you lose the big game,

Just because he's the one threatening you with violence.

Just because it feels really, really, really, really good?

Just come on the show and explain in a very level headed way

Just don't forget,

Just evolution, and God's a spaghetti monster.

Just hold it a while, okay?

Just leave it to me.

Just like 9/11. Oh God, here we go again!

Just like the toilet yesterday where womebody went number two instead of number one!

Just listen to me for one minute!

Just listen to me!

Just listen.

Just look into the author of A Million Little Fibres

Just one more... leak... to fix.

Just one thing, Mr. President: How the devil did you know we were all here?

Just pass the phone to whatever Garrison wants to call himself

Just put down the gun, Mingey. Maybe they'll go easy on us.

Just send a maintenance guy to my room!

Just stop me from freezing myself

Just take a shot or pass the ball, asshole. It's getting late.

Just tell me what he says, Gary,

Just this one time.

Just you wait.

Just your name and phone number

K 10, can you access the store's sales records?

Keenan, we've gotten rid of half the hybrid cars.

Keenan, we've smashed the last hybrid.

Keep separation! Leeroy, check out our twenty!

Keep your greedy hands away.

Keeps logging on to Warcraft and killing all our characters.

Kenny, get ready to turn on Trueshot Aura.

Kenny, how would you like to sodomize my black ass?

Kenny! Spin blossom nut squash!

Kenny. Here. Take my hand.

Kenny's down. Kenny is down.

Kid One. Kid Two. Kid Three.

Kids completely out of control.

Kids. I saved you.

Kids. Kids over here.

Kill the table eaters in the name of almighty Science!

Kill them!

Kill your mom?

Killer, I'm gonna be on TV now.

Know this, Time Child!

Knowing that the years are ticking away. Your friends all getting married.

Kyle puts a pillow over my mom's head, and Stan shoots her in the face.

Kyle, cast Arcane Missiles!

Kyle, dude, that was in the balls.

Kyle, go ahead and cast Arcane Brilliance to raise our intelligence.

Kyle, I need you to go get your brother over at his teachers house.

Kyle, knock it off.

Kyle, let go.

Kyle, quit it! Stop it, Kyle!

Kyle, stop it!

Kyle, stop it.

Kyle, what the hell is going on this time?

Kyle, you are the smartest guy I know,

Kyle, you have to keep playing.

Kyle, you're not being very sensitive.

Kyle!

Kyle! Aaaah!

Kyle! Dude, what's wrong?

Kyle! Fire spell!

Kyle! Kyle, wake up! We have to go!

Kyle! Kyle! What are you watching?

Kyle! No!

Kyle! Run!

Kyle?

Kyle? Kyle!

Kyle. Dude, what is going on?

Kyle. Kyle.

Kyle...

Kyle's moving away.

Kyle's not here, Cartman didn't invite him.

Ladies and gentlemen, a fully edible Acura cake!

Larry, this brave reporter has spent days investigating and researching,

Last night's smug storm has left thousands homeless.

Last time we played Denver, they scored seven times.

Launch all defensive ships to Sector J 7!

Laundry, date, winning, Mexico, Gary Coleman.

Learn he's suppose to follow you, not lead you.

Leave them alone, you goddamn ManBearPig.

Let him go. He'll be back.

Let him know we are having a conversation.

Let me assure you, there is nothing funny... about going up to a nice, clean.

Let me outta here, kid! Why are you doing this?

Let me up, Kyle.

Let them play!

Let this be our final battle.

Let us bravely charge the fields of Azeroth!

Let us not forget the great Richard Dawkins,

Let's all look at why Muslims are upset.

Let's all make sweet love.

Let's check out the rooms! Leeroy and Kyle go that way!

Let's crap.

Let's face it, the only way we're ever going to get any attention

Let's feed it.

Let's get him!

Let's get what you want, Time Child, and get out of here.

Let's go caving.

Let's go enjoy a nice, quiet cup of tea.

Let's go get him!

Let's go, Park. Come on.

Let's just forget about it, okay, guys?

Let's just hope to Christ they don't start the battle before we can reach them...

Let's just say I work very closely with Oprah.

Let's just see you get the ball this time, Jew boy.

Let's just try to sleep. Maybe help will come tomorrow.

Let's just wait here and hope help comes soon.

Let's make this the best going away party ever!

Let's move, people!

Let's put down the video game and go to the kitchen.

Let's see what your mom and dad have to say about your little poopscapade!

Let's take a test sample: There's four of us, you're a retard, that's one fourth.

Life ain't worth living any more. What's the use?

Like a son and not like a friend.

Like changing us to the point that we walk upright.

Like it's laughin' at you!

Like to suck on my chocolate salty balls?

Like what?

Like you.

Listen to me carefully! You need to be patient!

Listen to this!

Listen, I want you to know. It's okay.

Listen.

Little Billy Turner is now being treated at the hospital.

Little boy, will you talk to the Family Guy writing staff?

Little Stan Marsh actually has a shot at the goal.

Log out, create a new character and log back in!

Long ago, when the World of Warcraft was created,

Look at me, I'm Jesus.

Look brah, I had to bring you in. But I don't have any hard feelings against you, allright?

Look into the evidence of 9/11 and you'll see there are a lot of holes in their story.

Look out! They have bear mace!

Look what I did, Eric. I learned how to make sumi e paintings

Look, Allied Atheist Allegiance! We have the Time Child!

Look, asshole, this is a real emergency.

Look, Cartman, I don't know what's gotten into you,

Look, guys, I believe in you. Nelson believes in you.

Look, he's coming around again.

Look, hybrid cars are important. They may even save our planet one day.

Look, I know you think we are at war,

Look, I really need my bike.

Look, I'm just trying to make

Look, I'm not going to risk the lives of the people at this network.

Look, I'm skating. I'm skating.

Look, I'm sorry, but we're all kind of busy.

Look, if you want to go around the world molesting kids, that's totally fine,

Look, it just doesn't matter, because it's not true.

Look, just let us get back in. Get down on the floor!

Look, kid, for the 40th time, pacing in front of the store

Look, kid, if you hate a TV show,

Look, Mexican, if you really think that you can... Knock it off!

Look, my fat bastard friend

Look, people,

Look, the cavern is completely flooded. Nothing could have survived.

Look, the fact of the matter is the Family Guy writing staff

Look, the point is,

Look, there's a jeep over there. Go write them a ticket, Kyle.

Look, there's a kid on my team who's got cancer,

Look, they're being led out by security!

Look, what ever you believe

Look, why don't you just give up?

Look, you boys have a chance to help me find and kill ManBearPig

Look! There he is!

Look. I have to have one of those phones.

Looks like that guy just killed you.

Looks like the defendant and her lawyer are about to give a statement, Tom.

Looks like you got a ticket.

Looks like you're about to get pwned.

Looks like your time is up, Towelie! I've led my adoring fans right to you!

Lord Satan hath demanded a Ferrari cake!

Lots of people froze themselves in cryogenic labs,

Loving the smell of their own farts all the time.

M'kay

M'kay, students, we have a very special guest speaker today.

Ma'am, I need to speak with the president of this network right away.

Madam Butterfly this Friday night.

Make me something to eat.

Makes me sick.

Making anything other than crank calls to the past

Man with Helmet and Two Bowling Balls.

Man, I can't believe all this time Chef just wanted us for sex!

Manatees are very ethical writers.

Manatees don't talk.

ManBearPig doesn't care who you are or what you've done,

ManBearPig is a loser.

ManBearPig is in there and we have to kill him

ManBearPig is very real

ManBearPig screen active.

ManBearPig simply wants to get you.

ManBearPig?

Marsh.

May be an accomplice in this as well.

May Science give us the courage to do what we must.

Maybe all these changes are good for me.

Maybe he doesn't remember. He was only four.

Maybe he hit his head, or got stuck in some quantum time vortex.

Maybe he's still okay. No, really!

Maybe I don't have the right to kill my mom.

Maybe I should get a little high.

Maybe I'll make a movie. A movie starring me.

Maybe it's time you showed them who's in charge.

Maybe just believing in God makes God exist.

Maybe some otters do need to believe in something.

Maybe the world doesn't revolve around me?

Maybe there's another way out of here.

Maybe they know what happened to him.

Maybe we can pull the Mohammed episode after all.

Maybe we should head out first.

Maybe you can get everyone to drive hybrid cars.

Maybe you can make a difference, Stan.

Maybe you didn't hear me. I ran away.

Maybe you should get a job.

Maybe...

Maybe... maybe pullin' your buttcheeks apart with your hands, m'kay.

McTowelie. Steven McTowelie.

Me who?

Me you!

Me?

Milan, the house in Tuscany. They'll never let us be together!

Milan...

Mine, too!

Mine's pointing to the left.

Minge, does this mean I have to wait to see Paris?

Minges know a towel when they hear one.

Mingey...

Minions of Hell!

Miss Stevensen, I will need to inform the police.

Miss Stevensen! Your having an relationship with your student?

Miss Stevensen? Yes, she's very nice.

Mohammed just stood there and then drank some tea.

Mom will break soon.

Mom, are you deaf?

Mom, dad, have you ever met Ike's kindergarten teacher?

Mom, don't you love me? Can't you see I'm unhappy right now?

Mom, give me some chicken. I want some chicken, Mom!

Mom, I need another energy drink!

Mom, I think you should talk to Ike about love and sex.

Mom, I want this guy out of here, you got it?

Mom, I'm serious, this has gone on long enough.

Mom, it was nothing!

Mom, seriously, people are seeing me!

Mom, there might be something that you should look into

Mom, this is degrading!

Mom!

Mom! Mom!

Mom. Knock it off. I am not going to stand for...

Mom. Ma. Ma?

Mommy, I love you, I love you.

Mommy, loves you to sweetie.

More important?!

Moving away? Kyle can't move away.

Mr Broflovski.

Mr Broflovski. There's a smug storm. We have to go.

Mr President, can't you force the Family Guy writing staff

Mr President, there's something about the Family Guy writing staff

Mr. Broflovski, please. Kyle's my best friend.

Mr. Chef, is it?

Mr. Garrison, that is ignorant and racist!

Mr. Garrison? Mr. Garrison?

Mr. Gore asked me to make sure you all knew he was here.

Mr. Gore, I think we should stay with the tour group.

Mr. Gore, please. We need you to calm down.

Mr. Mackey, Clyde's parents are here. M'kay, that's good!

Mr. Mackey, I think you might want to entertain that this is some kind of conspiracy.

Mr. Mackey, there are more important things going on here!

Mr. Mackey.

Mr. President, 30 seconds to airtime. What do you want us to do?

Mr. President, can't the writers of the show be reasoned with?

Mr. President, my hands are tied.

Mr. President, the terrorists are retaliating!

Mr. President, we need a decision now.

Mr. President, we need final authorisation.

Mr. President, we need your final approval code.

Mr. President, we're awaiting your orders!

Mr. President, when your administration came up with this First Amendment,

Mr. President!

Mr. Venezuela makes six bucks an hour at best! Okay?

Mrs. Cartman, I know this is extremely difficult,

Mrs. Cartman, we have had it with your son's behaviour, m'kay?

Mrs. Garrison is the only person here, and she's rather tied up at the moment.

Mrs. Garrison, evolution is in the school curriculum.

Mrs. Garrison, I am pulling you out of the classroom.

Ms. Garrison, I believe that's a gross oversimplification.

Ms. Garrison, I'm not so sure what you did in class today was right.

Ms. Garrison, this isn't theory, it is scientific fact.

Ms. Garrison! Ms. Garrison, could I have a word with you, please?

Muslim terrorist Al Zawahri made this statement.

Muslim terrorists and extremists are threatening us

Muslims are mad because of Family Guy,

Muslims continue to riot in the Middle East,

Must be hard on you.

My bike had a busted pedal.

My boys were researching who went number two in the urinal at your school

My client has agreed to check herself into rehab immediately.

My clue's pointing over there now! Oh, let's follow that clue!

My dad says he can't live here any more.

My daddy will beat me again.

My doctor says I'm not supposed to.

My first real date with a real man since my sex change operation!

My friend, this is going to be a bit of a shock,

My friends, as you all know, some giant butt hole

My friends, the time has come.

My friends...

My God.

My guest tonight is Steven McTowelie,

My kids are playing World of Warcraft right now!

My little brother and his teacher Brah's.

My mom is number one in my heart It's true

My mom must die so I can still have a place to live,

My mommy says I'm as big as the sky.

My Monvert's never looked so clean!

My name is Stan, and I'm your new coach.

My name is... Brad.

My official Book of the Month selection!

My shocking Powerpoint report on the truth...

My Uncle Bud did that to me once!

My whole day is screwed up because of you!

Nah, I think you ought to.

Nah, I'm just his father.

Nelson has leukaemia. It's already spread to his bone marrow.

Nelson!

Nelson? Nelson, I need to come over and use your computer!

Nervous! Like when I had to sell pancakes to the school soccer captain?

Network control, this is the president. I want you to pull the episode.

Never pays attention to the old minge.

New from Zasbro! It's Crank Prank Time Phone!

Next time I'm in a recessed bio cave, don't send me a Level 2 homing call.

Next week, on South Park, the race continues.

Next week, we will be heading to the outer banks of the Amazon,

Nice.

Nice. Nice...

Nice...

Niceee...

Nine eleven was not a conspiracy, fatass! Oh really?!

Nintendo Wii.

Nintendo.

No big deal.

No biggie.

No dog is too much for me to handle.

No gay speeches, Kyle.

No hitting... No hitting in the balls.

No hope. No hope.

No Mohammed.

No Muslims killing ****. No Christians bombing abortion clinics.

No problem, man.

No problem. It just so happens I went to an Italian cooking school.

No time! Just take it!

No use in not having your hall pass

No, but my uncle used to ask me and my twin sister to kiss and he'd take pictures.

No, Cartman!

No, Chef has always been super cool.

No, Chef, they've filled your head with lies.

No, Chef, we don't want to make love to you!

No, Clinton's vice president.

No, don't. Don't leave me here, you assholes.

No, dude, he's half man, half bear and half pig.

No, dude, I need my bike to do my job.

No, he has cancer.

No, he's not.

No, I am you, you stupid asshole!

No, I feel kind of bad for him. I don't think he has any friends.

No, I hate Family Guy!

No, I have a life.

No, I know. You're right, Mom. I need to learn to be patient.

No, I need to play World of Warcraft!

No, I totally get it now! Evolution explains everything!

No, I'm an Arcane Fire Mage.

No, I'm not saying they're related! How do we know they're not?

No, in the movies,

No, it's not a good idea. It's an awesome idea.

No, kill her! No, she's making you suffer!

No, Kyle, listen. Please!

No, Muslims can't show an image of Mohammed.

No, my parents won't let me bring homeless people home any more.

No, no, don't apologise, you asshole.

No, no, I have me. All right, all right, listen!

No, no, I'm asking if there's a listing for Broflovski in San Francisco.

No, no, that's the Adventure Club.

No, no, wait! Let him go!

No, no. Do not tow my bike.

No, no. I want to go.

No, no. I'm fine.

No, nobody seems to know them, only that they were in the tour group.

No, not really. You're just a client.

No, nothing here.

No, nothing...

No, really, Kyle. I'm seriously... Here, talk to my robot dog.

No, really! I shot both of them, they werent even doing nothing!

No, rtard, it's an MMORPG.

No, see, I know it's a stupid idea, because I actually did freeze myself,

No, sir. None of us did.

No, stupid, it's ManBearPig.

No, thanks, I'd rather not.

No, thanks, we're trying to un brainwash our friend.

No, that's okay. Besides I told Stan and Kyle

No, that's the Adventure Club.

No, that's too convenient of an excuse.

No, there are no Walls here.

No, they haven't left yet. Their flight is tomorrow morning.

No, think about the people who can get hurt.

No, this is not a joke!

No, we're from the future!

No, what I mean is, nobody really knows. See?

No, you are asking him a favour. Don't ask a favour.

No, you don't understand it. You sure they had sex?

No, you don't! Shut up!

No, you don't.

No, you suck my balls!

No!

No! Allied Atheist Alliance! That way it has three A's!

No! Don't listen to me! Tell me to go screw myself!

No! Don't!

No! Hey!

No! I don't want to have to start over at the graveyard! No!

No! Ike, don't do it!

No! Leave me alone!

No! No, I'm not gonna get high!

No! No, my husband is gone... Dead!

No! No, no!

No! No!

No! Our answer to the great question is the only logical one.

No! Wait a minute! I'm not gonna get high this time.

No! You can't do this!

No! You don't understand, they've got our friend in a deprivation room!

No! You have to show Mohammed, Mr. President!

No?

No.

No. Hello, how are you?

No. I am not letting you go to that television studio

No. I don't mean to take it out on you, Coach.

No. I mean my balls.

No. If I was a towel, why would I be wearing this hat

No. It isn't like terrorism. It is terrorism.

No. It's Cartman. Something's really wrong with him.

No. No!

No. No. Wait a minute, that's ridiculous.

No. Nobody wins.

No. Not again. No!

No. Please. Pleeease!

No. She's my mom. I can do whatever I want with her.

No. There is something I can do

No. They won't. Because they're people, and you're a towel.

No. Wait, you can't listen to him!

No...

No... way.

Nobody believes me!

Nobody can look hotter than me!

Nobody can show the image of Mohammed any more. It's dangerous.

Nobody is ever going to find his body!

Nobody knows what it's like to be Oprah's minge.

Nobody shows an image of Mohammed any more.

Nobody will listen to me, but I'm cereal!

Nobody would just dook in the urinal for no reason.

None of us are invited.

Not any more! I've been fixed!

Not as sorry as you're gonna be if I completely miss the party!

Not at all like Family Guy.

Not because they can't jack off. Right, Wendy?

Not interested in me?

Not just one random, interchangeable joke after another!

Not like this, Mingey. Not like this.

Not long.

Not many people get to meet our writing staff.

Not me. My mystery solving sons. Come on in, boys.

Not much.

Not nicely.

Not now, Cartmann. I have really serious problems!

Not now, Nelson. I just joined a big party

Not to write anything about Mohammed?

Not with those hostages so close. It's too risky!

Not yet.

Not yet. But I've come up with a new plan.

Nothing left alive. I did it. I killed ManBearPig

Nothing this way.

Now Eric, being the school hallway monitor is a big responsibility, m'okay.

Now get over here.

Now get those to the trash can. Stop eating that!

Now hold on, don't do anything foolish! We can talk about this!

Now I want whoever did it to come forward right now

Now I will take charge of Halloween,

Now it turns out that your name isn't really Steven, it's Towelie, correct?

Now just tell him this...

Now let me see your hallpass. It's right here.

Now put yourself in the shoes of a Muslim.

Now take a look at this.

Now the cave itself is millions of years old,

Now the entire world is atheist.

Now they know all they have to do is refuse to work

Now they think they can walk all over you.

Now we can finally play the game.

Now we just need to kind of organise a little bit and practise our...

Now we're trapped in a cave.

Now what am I gonna do?

Now who made dookie in the urinal?!

Now who's gonna help us load the Ferrari cake onto the flatbed?

Now you can give him a snack.

Now you eat the chicken.

Now you might all think I've given up finding out who crapped in the urinal. M'kay?

Now you see, foolish sea otters, that we are the atheists in control.

Now, as you can see, the cave is filled

Now, before you go read your son a story,

Now, Eric, this has gone far enough. You need to learn to be patient.

Now, first thing we're going to do is make your bed.

Now, I am required by the state to make sure

Now, I for one, think that evolution is bunch of bullcrap.

Now, if you'll excuse me, Kyle,

Now, once we enter the cave we do ask you that you follow two rules.

Now, Randy, calm down. It's not a real ticket.

Now, the upper rim of Kilimanjaro should be quite a trek

Now, this would be fine, except that in the Muslim religion you also can't...

Now, we need some testimony in order to arrest Chef.

Now, what exactly do you suggest we do?

Now, when you reach her room, Butters will keep a lookout

Now, whoever did this unspeakable act is still at large.

Now!

Of a man who was born in a laboratory.

Of all the places, why did it have to be the Pepsi Centre?

Of course there's war!

Of course, it all makes sense, now.

Of course, we're always looking for kids

Of course. It's so obvious.

Of every day for the past year and a half.

Of God sending his son to die for our sins?

Of Mohammed as planned,

Of Night Elves and we're going to explore

Of one of the most elaborate cavern systems in Colorado.

Of the religion of an entire group of people!

Off the air?

Oh ah, we were just heading back in.

Oh Christ.

Oh crap!

Oh Frank, seriously, I have such a raging clue right now, I think we'd better follow it.

Oh God, i'm sorry. I didn't mean to, I was looking for my brother.

Oh God!

Oh God! It isn't safe here, boys. Follow me!

Oh hello Mr. Mackey.

Oh man, now everyone's gonna know.

Oh no, oh brother, oh God.

Oh no, oh God, that's so retarded.

Oh no!

Oh no! What?

Oh no! Ike! They're on to us!

Oh no! Oh no!

Oh no...

Oh really?

Oh yeah, that's real funny!

Oh you think that's funny, huh?!

Oh you think that's funny, huh?! Yeah, that's real funny!

Oh, all right then.

Oh, all right, then I have to have 6000 credits.

Oh, all right, then...

Oh, all right.

Oh, and it appears the goalie has pooped his pants.

Oh, and look at this.

Oh, boy, a Halloween party up on earth!

Oh, boy, oh, boy! I can't wait to have Chef's lunch food again!

Oh, boy, Park Avenue.

Oh, boy, what'll I wear? Hey, everybody!

Oh, boy!

Oh, boy.

Oh, but she's ugly, right? No, not really.

Oh, but then, dude, no costume. Sorry, you gotta go.

Oh, but we really need some help.

Oh, Cesar, I'm so happy to have you in my life.

Oh, come on, guys. Give me a break.

Oh, come on, people!

Oh, come on, school isn't all that bad.

Oh, crap! It's that guy again!

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear. I don't know what else to do about my son's behavioural problems.

Oh, dude, I just took the biggest crap!

Oh, Eric.

Oh, Eric. I'm so happy you're home.

Oh, excuse me, Steven, I understand that we have a special report coming in.

Oh, finally!

Oh, for the love of God, how much longer?

Oh, Gary, that smells awful. Now I'm gonna throw up.

Oh, Gerald, it's beautiful.

Oh, God damn it, did you do this, Gerald?

Oh, God damn it, you gave him one of your gay little speeches, didn't you?

Oh, God, I'm gonna have diarrhoea again.

Oh, God, I'm really in trouble now.

Oh, God, no.

Oh, God, there she goes again.

Oh, God, what's happened to me?

Oh, God!

Oh, God.

Oh, hamburgers!

Oh, he remembers. I'm sure it eats at him every single day.

Oh, he was intelligent,

Oh, he's been amazing, Cesar.

Oh, hello there, you must be the new neighbours.

Oh, hey, Gerald. New car?

Oh, hey, Kyle

Oh, hey, Paul, come on in and meet the Broflovskis.

Oh, hey, Sinatra!

Oh, hi, Miss Travis.

Oh, I can't do it! I'm too freaked out!

Oh, I just never had kids.

Oh, I see. Is this the Johnson boys from down the street?

Oh, I'm not... I'm not totally into the whole God thing.

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't think it was high and mighty to care about the Earth.

Oh, I'm sorry, it's just that I'm not ******* and...

Oh, Ike. I just had to have an second alone with you.

Oh, is Mrs. Wall there?

Oh, it's like a dimensional vortex gate thingy.

Oh, jeez!

Oh, jeez.

Oh, Jesus on ice skates, we've got to get down there right away.

Oh, Jesus, he summoned scorpions!

Oh, Jesus, here we go again.

Oh, Jesus, here we go.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, Jesus. Can we just practise?

Oh, Jesus. He's got it bad!

Oh, just let me see those beautiful breasts again.

Oh, just one kiss to hold me over for the rest of the class.

Oh, look who's coming!

Oh, man, I have no idea what's going on.

Oh, man, I really screwed up this time.

Oh, man, look at that.

Oh, man.

Oh, man. That's not cool. Seriously, that is not cool.

Oh, Ms. Garrison, you are the most outspoken woman I have ever met.

Oh, my Christ.

Oh, my God, he killed Kenny.

Oh, my God, I crapped my pants.

Oh, my God, m'kay?

Oh, my God, Stephen, we've left Butters!

Oh, my God, they killed Chef.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! What are we gonna do?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Bite size Snickers?

Oh, my goodness. I can't believe it.

Oh, my Science.

Oh, never mind.

Oh, nice car, but we're gonna have to get you into the BT series,

Oh, no, now he's lying.

Oh, no, thanks, we don't do that stuff.

Oh, no, you summoned my spirit,

Oh, no, you're not.

Oh, no!

Oh, no! It's the United Atheists Alliance!

Oh, no.

Oh, no. Adams County.

Oh, of course, we're a little more progressive

Oh, Randy, hold me.

Oh, really?

Oh, Science, help us!

Oh, Sharon, it was horrible. It was like I was living it all over again.

Oh, son of a bitch.

Oh, Stan,

Oh, stop your complaining. I'm trying to sleep back here!

Oh, suck my balls you ginger Jew rat hall monitor!

Oh, suck my balls, Kyle.

Oh, sure.

Oh, thank you so much for coming. Please come in.

Oh, thanks, dude.

Oh, thanks.

Oh, that's a big boy, isn't he?

Oh, that's giving me a clue. Yeah, ye yeah, I've got a raging clue right now.

Oh, that's okay. This whole thing was my fault.

Oh, that's right, yeah.

Oh, that's the end of the game. How disappointing.

Oh, that's very interesting.

Oh, the clever cow!

Oh, we love to crap!

Oh, well, how about I just do everything? How does that sound?

Oh, what do you care? You're just an asshole.

Oh, what's the use Ike... were caught.

Oh, wise guy, eh? How's that?

Oh, yeah, my pink slip.

Oh, yeah! Yeah, I'm a monkey!

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes, it's just about finished.

Oh, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, you've got one, too, I see.

Oh, you think it's funny, huh?! Mr. Mackey!

Oh, you think it's funny, huh?! M'kay! M'kay!

Oh! So, have you decided you can still belong to

Oh? That shouldn't happen.

Oh? You mean, like a chocolate candy?

Oh.

Oh. But I thought we were becoming friends.

Oh. Doctors say this could be it. How am I supposed to do it, Coach?

Oh. Hey, Nelson.

Oh. Hi, Coach.

Oh. I get it.

Oh. My cancer hurts.

Oh. Oh, my gosh.

Oh. Okay, I guess.

Oh... We've all got problems, pussy.

Okay okay, you think it's funny, but nobody else does!

Okay, anybody else have anything for Show and Tell?

Okay, but if you've got a problem with Family Guy, you'll have to wait in line.

Okay, did he touch you here?

Okay, everyone open your F list and auto locate to Stan.

Okay, fine, Butters, you cover my mom's head

Okay, great. Look, I got to get to the stadium.

Okay, he sees us.

Okay, hit him with Pyroblast, Kyle.

Okay, I'll make it easy for you. Pull the Mohammed episode, now.

Okay, I'm back.

Okay, I'm fine. I'm cool now.

Okay, I'm sorry I handcuffed Billy Turner's ankle

Okay, just contineu with your macroni pictures. The teacher has to step out for a second.

Okay, let me show you how to express the dominant energy.

Okay, let's discuss the fall line up.

Okay, let's follow your raging clue.

Okay, let's get this meeting started.

Okay, Mom, you're embarrassing me. Geez.

Okay, okay, come on. Time out! Kyle, time out, time out.

Okay, okay, I did have something to do with it...

Okay, right behind Stan.

Okay, thank you, Leroy, thanks for sharing your dumb little frog with the class.

Okay, thank you, Mr. Gore.

Okay, that might work better since it's sweeps week...

Okay, there's another one.

Okay, time out! Kyle, time out! Time out!

Okay, we'll see you tomorrow everybody.

Okay, you guys, check it out.

Okay, you have one minute.

Okay, you know how, like, when you want people to leave,

Okay!

Okay! Stop it. Okay! Okay, okay, you win.

Okay? Jacking it is strictly forbidden in the Muslim religion.

Okay.

Okay. Everyone out of the cave.

Okay. I'll listen to you. Julie...

Okay. Kenny, add Eyes of the Beast to your hot bar.

Oldest reason in the world. Money.

On Halloween we shall open the gates of Hell

On screen!

On the national map, we can see smug over parts of Denver

On the phone right now. We're in business, sir.

Once again, a cartoon depicting the Muslim Prophet Mohammed

Once again, bitter riots have started in the Middle East!

Once again, we have just learnt

Once and for all. I'm totally cereal.

Once in a while I come across a book

One chance to make everything right.

One of the programmers put a sword

One of the teachers is having sex with a student.

One way or another, we're crashing this party!

One, two, three, aaaahhh!

Only it isn't a Ferrari.

Only one kind.

Only problem is, his bike's been impounded.

Open the doors! Let everyone in, wristband or no!

Open up! I'm with the Dawg!

Oprah hasn't paid any attention to me in years.

Oprah, we need to figure out what we're going to do!

Oprah's going to be okay

Oprah's got egg all over her face! She'll have to retire!

Oprah's sure to travel the world, enjoy the finer things in life.

Oprah's vagina, this is your last warning.

Or a salmon like odour coming from the caves lately?

Or are you just trying to make up for it?

Or do you think there was some kind of coverup?

Or else you wake up in the future and have to deal with a bunch of sea otters!

Or so help me, I'll blow your brains out!

Or teaspoons of wheat grass.

Or the safety of people in America. You just want Family Guy off the air.

Or will Comedy Central puss out?

Or you can see the light, brah.

Or you can sit at your computer and do something that matters.

Osama Bin Laden had this to say.

Oscar winner, George Clooney...

Otters! The time has come!

Our best estimate still puts us

Our club has a message

Our club offers hope.

Our coach isn't going to let us lose.

Our demo was set up right over by the...

Our friend joined your club a while back and now he wants to molest kids.

Our only hope is to make the Muslim extremists know

Our own Keenan Williams has the details. Keen?

Our plan has worked perfectly!

Our Science is great.

Our Science, our answer to the great question shall prevail!

Our situation just got a lot worse.

Our students want to learn, Mrs

Our tour is going to take us through two chambers

Out in the cold.

Over 5000.

Over billions of years, life has evolved from simple one celled organisms

Over for dinner!

Over here!

Over most of Park and Jefferson counties.

Over the past several weeks, I have been having physical relations with one of my students.

Over your buttcheeks over the urinal...

Parents of America, help is on the way.

PARK COUNTY DRUG & ALCOHOL REHABILITATION CENTER

Part two of the Family Guy episode airs in six days!

Pass it to me, Cartman.

People can really get hurt. And a joke just isn't worth that.

People driving hybrid people now

People might get the wrong idea.

People, now, come on, people, now

People, now, people, now, hybrid, now

People, now, people, now, people, now

People! People, quiet, please!

Perhaps he wants to make our mother nervous.

Perhaps I should ask you again.

Perhaps one day we can learn to drive hybrids

Perhaps they'll back down from demanding we air the episode.

Peter, I can't believe you invited your old high school sweetheart

Peter, you didn't do the laundry today.

Peter, you got a pink slip at work?

Pity. He would have made an excellent child molester

Play the Red Wings?

Players who could wield the sword might reveal themselves.

Please come in.

Please excuse my tiny crutch.

Please welcome Al Gore.

Please welcome author Steven McTowelie!

Please, Coach, he's counting on you.

Please, Coach, he's... He's counting on you.

Please, it's an emergency!

Please! I'll stop. I'll take down the Web site. I'll sto

Plus 15 agility.

Plus we need some fresh knickers right away.

Poor woman, she's an victim. Yeah, she's an hot victim.

Praise Christ! Let's go!

Praise Science! This is your chance, young Shvek,

Prepare all the troops.

Presidential approval code zero, zero, destruct...

Pretty soon the show is compromised, and it goes off the air.

Primitive? It has motion control controllers, asswipe.

Principal Victoria, I can teach my own class!

Principal Victoria, I really don't think that's necessary.

Principal Victoria, I was simply trying to make a point to Mr. Dawkins

Principal Victoria, it is wrong. It is wrong, and I simply will not do it.

Principal Victoria, we are a devout Catholic family.

Probably get mugged and gang ****d by some minorities.

Proceed to the school gymnasium immediately

Professor, we all just thought of something.

Propped up against the back of the urinal like a brown rag doll!

Pull just one idea ball out of the idea tank,

Pulled down their pants and laid a big mud monkey right on your mom's face?

Pulling an episode because somebody is offended starts a chain reaction.

Punkass stoolie, who the fuck do you think you are?!

Put down the gun!

Put me through to the Allied Atheist Allegiance!

Put your hands together for Spantaneus Bootay.

Quick, General Disarray! Kill those superheroes!

Quick! We need Bengay!

Quiet, students! Quiet!

Quiet, Thomas. We aren't to even speak of that sword!

Quit it, Mom!

R eally?

Randy, you working on that sediment analysis?

Randy.

Rated R.

Really good, really good.

Really?

Really? Come on.

Really? Is the whole government in on this?

Really? Why?!

Really? Oh, that's wonderful!

Really? That's odd. More people calling in

Really? What's the worst thing you've ever done?

Really? What's there not to understand?

Relax, it's being picked up from the bakery.

Relax. If we lose, we're not going to be murderers.

Remember that there are in fact two towers.

Remember the time I got a salmon helmet

Remember the time I won a date to Mexico with Gary Coleman?

Remember when I auditioned to be David Hasselhoff's car?

Retaliation?

Retarded fish frogs.

Reverse to you, Jew.

Richard Dawkins is a world renowned evolutionary scientist.

Richard, come back, please!

Richard, hold on. I can explain!

Right before you left for Butters' house, you drank a bunch of Ovaltine

Right click on me to follow.

Right click!

Right this way.

Right, but if you love children so much, how come you're not a mommy?

Right, Chef?

Right, I'm sorry.

Right, right. Would you like red or white wine?

Right, see ya.

Right, then I'm going to have to take it.

Right.

Right. Okay, good.

Rise up to the earth,

Run!

Safe where, butthole?

Saltzman. He's in accounting.

Same place where you missed that shot all those years ago.

Satan, don't be so hard on yourself. You're not as bad as they are.

Satan, I must speak with thee.

Satan, I warn thee,

Satan, really, the logistics of getting a cake

Satan, Zazul worked really hard on his costume.

Satan's entire Halloween depends on this Ferrari cake.

Say something.

Say, Terrance, isn't it wonderful

Science damn it! Wait.

Science damn you, Time Child!

Science damn you, Unified Atheist League!

Science damn you, United Atheist Alliance!

Science H. Logic. What a jerk!

Science, reason, is that really all there is?

Screw that, then. I don't want a fondue fountain if P. Diddy had one.

Scroll over him with your mouse cursors...

Security!

See how I'm not looking at the child, I'm not acknowledging the child,

See if we can find a way out and then come back for him.

See there's been alot of female teachers on the news lately.

See this?

See ya.

See you later!

See you tomorrow, Coach.

See you, guys, I...

See, I'm not validating his bad behaviour

See, I'm the victim of a terrorist attack, and terrorists might come after you if...

See, once again I am the one going for a walk.

See, the child thinks your world revolves around him.

See? This is the behaviour we've been looking for.

See? You can still make it for the end of the party!

See? You're scared because you know if you say it a third time

Seem to all be about Doritos brand corn chips.

Seriously, Mom, this is...

Sex change operation?

Sex? Oh bubi, Ike is much to young.

Sex. Good.

Sharon! His character is going to die if we don't get to him!

She came up with Gary Coleman!

She didn't even try to stop me.

She doesn't let me wear whatever I want any more.

She gawt a scarf awn her heyed, huh?

She hasn't paid any attention to me in years.

She isn't an object I can own, she's a human being.

She isn't an object you can own, she's a human being.

She ran away, now she got to deal with the Dawg, huh?

She thinks it's dangerous.

She'd pet me for hours using every finger.

She'll be working more than ever now!

She'll look right foolish.

She'll spend hours just playing with her old minge.

She's a retarded fish frog?

She's a workaholic.

She's coming up with an idea!

She's getting everyone back on her side!

She's Hitler.

She's like Hitler with all the demands she makes.

She's staying here!

Sheila, did you meet Gail and Brian yet?

Shelly, go get my gun!

Should that really matter at a time like this?

Shoulders back, head high.

Shouldn't you go out and socialise with your friends?

Show me your hallpass, brah. It's, it's... I just had it.

Shut up, faggot!

Shut up, it's Halloween! This is my night.

Shut up, Kyle!

Shut up!

Shut up! Shut up, you miserable old cow,

Shut up! You shut your...face, man!

Shut up. I hate you. I hate you!

Silence, otters!

Similar to pig droppings but more ManBear like.

Since he gave it.

Since the sex change operation!

Since when do you care about being sensitive to people's religion, Cartman?

Sir, if we pull the episode, the Family Guy writing staff

Sir, if you don't wish your daughter to learn about evolution,

Sir, just think about what you're doing to free speech.

Sir, Mr. Gore, is there a problem?

Sir, Mr. Television Executive! Stop!

Sir, sir, if you don't mind my saying, I think you asked for this.

Sir, the sea otters are advancing. They've broken through the east portal!

Sir, there's still one little boy out here

Sir, we don't have time!

Sir, you are in charge of this network, not them.

Sir, you better have a look at this. Four of our subscribers.

Sir! The United Atheist Alliance has sent out all their ships.

Sixty five million, three hundred and forty thousand,

Skinless chicken, boiled vegetables and salad?

Slap her titties around some and stick it inside her and pee.

Slowly, mate. Slowly. Now back off!

Smog?

Smug?

Smugglers Den?

So be it! We cannot agree! Prepare to die!

So could you just give us kind of a break?

So could you make it so I don't have cancer?

So did we kill Nelson or not?

So he can forget what happened in that Pee Wee skirmish.

So he's joining a group called the "Super Adventure Club".

So how do we do that?

So I ground his parents up into chilli and fed it to him.

So I guess there's nothing left to do now but rebuild.

So I moved out.

So I think maybe you are the only person who can understand this.

So I told my gynaecologist,

So I want the DJ to set up over here.

So I'm going to use this doll to ask you kids a few questions.

So I'm not too late! Come on, let's go!

So if you don't get your wristband in advance,

So it was removed from the game, and stored on a one gig flash drive.

So let's not let him down. Are you with me?

So long as it made them look responsible for 9/11!

So long as these greedy assholes don't find out about it.

So long, Eric.

So long, Kyle!

So mature for your age.

So maybe people will change their ways.

So much better here with intellectuals, isn't it, boys?

So much boldness in a woman. So beautiful.

So now, the inevitable question: if terrorists didn't cause 9/11, who did?

So pick another one! I'm the dwarf, you stupid asshole.

So retard fish goes on to make more retard babies,

So sayeth the ruler of Bethos.

So that's about the long and short of it, Hardly Boys.

So that's it, people.

So the child needs to learn

So then we win?

So then, who was responsible for 9/11?

So there is no war now in the future?

So there you go.

So they could gain support for attacking the Middle East.

So wait, wait: Stan took a dump in the urinal and he contacted the conspiracy Web site?

So wait, what's the crime?

So what happens now?

So what made you change your mind?

So what's the plan?

So what's your plan?

So when you crapped in that urinal, m'kay.

So you are saying that we're all related to monkeys.

So you blamed the government?!

So you don't like Family Guy either, huh?

So, evolution doesn't even happen by chance.

So, how is your son doing, Ms. Cartman?

So, how would you all like to join the Super Adventure Club?

So, if we lose, we're going to kill Nelson?

So, if you don't mind, I'm gonna go try to get a hold of him now.

So, it begins.

So, tell me what are the problems you're having with the child.

So, that's it, Hardly Boys, we've got no leads and nobody admitting to the crime.

So, what do you do for fun?

So, you see, we shouldn't be mad at Chef for leaving us.

Some cool new power tools. What are you doing?

Some of us feel hurt and confused that he seemed to turn his back on us.

Some people say that ManBearPig isn't real.

Some youg boy is having sex with miss Stevensen? Yes.

Somebody get us. We're trapped down here!

Somebody has to get into San Francisco

Somebody has to speak for the Muslim people.

Somebody has to speak for what's right.

Somebody in the World of Warcraft is ignoring the world's rules

Somebody showed up in a Crocodile Hunter costume.

Somebody's at the door.

Someday we'll use it as evidence against them.

Something about the Family Guy writing staff.

Something is making him say those things!

Something is spooking the ostriches.

Something must have happened to Chef while he was gone.

Son of a bitch.

Soon they will send their ships out to destroy our decoy clam fields.

Sorry we had to do this, but the lady principal instisted.

Sorry, boys, you aren't playing tonight.

Sorry, dude, but this fruity little club isn't taking our friend!

Sorry, kid, you're just going to have to crank call people in the present.

Sounds divine.

Sounds like a lot of bureaucratic jibbery joo.

Sounds to me like we don't have a choice.

South Park is now the second smuggiest city in America.

South Park still has a chance to make it through the storm.

Speak with the Family Guy writing staff.

Spider Man!

Squattin' over that urinal, 'kay.

Stan Marsh coaches a Pee Wee hockey team.

Stan Marsh has always lived a carefree life.

Stan Marsh is a bright, young man.

Stan Marsh is a washed up fourth grader.

Stan Marsh is being given that chance.

Stan Marsh is bumming on cancer.

Stan Marsh is going professional.

Stan Marsh was supposed to win it all.

Stan Marsh. Stan Marsh.

Stan, check your Fury talents to boost your shouts.

Stan, I told you. My mom doesn't want Ike playing hockey.

Stan, I've been sent here to bring you this...

Stan, we can't be seen with this nutjob!

Stan, what enchantment does your Cloak of the Tiger have?

Stan, what the hell are you doing?

Stan, you can't put your family through this again,

Stan!

Stan! Shoot it.

Stan! What the fuck?!

Stan?

Stan? Stan!

Stan.

Stan. Stan, wake up.

Stanley, Mohammed is sacred to the Muslim people!

Stanley, there's no time for your immaturity! Do it!

Stanley, where have you been? It's almost bedtime.

Start getting your things packed, boys.

Starting to become alienated from some of your friends.

Stay at Kenny's house?

Stay away from us, asshole!

Stay on the path and do not touch anything.

Stay on them!

Stay with us and your life will be grand and eternal!

Steven McTowelie, author of A Million Little Fibres, is a towel!

Steven, it's Oprah. Can you come on my show again tomorrow?

Steven, when I read your book I thought to myself,

Stick it inside her and pee?

Stick our heads in the holes, and then have the person to our left bury them.

Stop it, Jack!

Stop it. Kyle, that's too hard.

Stop them!

Stop trying to bogart my Xbox, you fat bitch.

Stop, asshole.

Stop!

Stop! Stop this!

Students of South Park Elementary,

Stupid?

Such an important part of our lives.

Suck my balls, fat ass.

Suck my balls, K 10. I'm not in the mood.

Suck my balls, Kyle!

Suck my balls!

Suffice it to say that they will not be persuaded

Suicide bombers running in the building and blowing up, one after another.

Sure you do. You're a great mom.

Sure, this is Monarch land now. Probably Jarvis probes everywhere.

T.C., wait!

T.C., what's wrong?

Take a picture of the sound, Steven.

Take away the memories of how much Chef made us smile.

Take cover in the community centre, again!

Take offence.

Take out the otters' clam fields!

Take the shot! Take the shot!

Take these boys to the door.

Take this noble child over to the Family Guy offices.

Take this rope. Be ready to tie him up.

Take this. We've got to bring all the water we can.

Take your next right, you've got to start heading west.

Tally ho, lads!

Tamed the mightiest rivers!

Ted Bundy!

Television show.

Tell him he'd be surprised the things that can talk.

Tell his teacher i'm sorry, but I forgot he has an doctors appointment today.

Tell me about it.

Tell me what you see, Mingey.

Tell me, what was Chef's favourite thing to do

Terrific!

Terrorist leader Al Zawahri announced the retaliation!

Terrorists suicide bombed his building.

Than Steve Irwin in a tank full of stingrays.

Thank you for listening.

Thank you so much.

Thank you, class.

Thank you, Dad.

Thank you, Jimbo.

Thank you, Mayor. Now, look, everyone.

Thank you, Mr. Mackey.

Thank you, Richard.

Thank you?

Thanks a lot for the ride!

Thanks to your gay little song,

Thanks, Coach.

Thanks, kid.

Thanks, Tom, a smug alert is in effect through at least tomorrow morning.

Thanks.

That airs tonight.

That all the 9/11 conspiracy websites are run by the government.

That allowed the first mammals to breathe in the air.

That are completely unmoved by terrorist threats.

That big.

That bloke on the show today, the one Oprah supported.

That boosted stamina plus 80.

That changing some facts shouldn't matter if the book helps people.

That clue led them to a 9/11 conspiracy group party, where they got a lot more clues.

That darned Black Entertainment Channel?

That does it! I am not waiting three weeks!

That even though the episode aired,

That every person has a right to say what they want.

That Ferrari cake must get here by midnight!

That gay little song, should you have?

That guy can kill us so easily because he's a super high level, right?

That guy killed our characters 14 times!

That he has reached a level we thought unreachable.

That he learned using logic and reason isn't enough.

That he's not the most important person in the house.

That if he couldn't be the first to discover places,

That inhabited those areas!

That is going to rock the balls and ass of the literary world.

That is so honest and so moving that it changes my life.

That is the logical choice!

That isn't smog. It's smug.

That it's a lot like it was before you were born?

That kid and I had a long talk.

That little boy is going to die faster

That little boy over there

That means we only have 20 minutes to bake a new Ferrari cake.

That more people besides me hate Family Guy.

That Nintendo Wii doesn't come out for two months.

That no good, backstabbing Jew rat is finally leaving.

That no one single answer is ever the answer.

That nobody finds out we're doing it.

That other explorers had beat him to it.

That people aren't interested in autobiographies of towels.

That people in Hell can't get wristbands.

That player and ban him from the network.

That really made me think about my impact on the Earth.

That screwed another monkey and that made you.

That son of a bitch!

That sure is a mystery. Yeah, it sounds super hard.

That teacher, Miss Stevenson, she, she left town with my son!

That the Family Guy episode featuring Mohammed

That the Pee Wee hockey team this year needs a coach.

That there are boundaries, m'kay.

That they spew tons of self satisfied garbage into the air.

That was a great one!

That was pretty good.

That was such ¸ber pwnage.

That was unbelievable.

That we are all united in the belief

That we are dealing with very large numbers here.

That we control the world.

That we had no part in the Mohammed episode.

That you don't know enough about evolution to teach it.

That you love the smell of your own farts.

That you might find interesting.

That you thought it necessary to heighten certain things

That your sudden concern for the Muslim people is real

That's ¸ber cool.

That's a cartoon. Millions of people watch it.

That's a great idea you had to sneak the hostages inside the bank.

That's all I needed.

That's better.

That's cool, I'm done making my video anyways.

That's cool. I just...

That's different! I'm just a little boy!

That's done it! Good! Raise him up!

That's emotional character development based on what's happening

That's enough class.

That's gay.

That's good anger you're showing there! You see that?

That's good.

That's great!

That's great.

That's how you want it, bitch? Fine.

That's it, Brian. Kill him!

That's it, pull everyone out. There's nothing more we can do.

That's it! I'm not doing this.

That's it! Now I'm pissed!

That's it? That's all they did?

That's it.

That's it. I'm calling Child Protective Services.

That's it. I'm dead.

That's it. Screw this game.

That's like this one time, when I didn't like a kid,

That's much healthier for him.

That's my man.

That's my son's character's name in Warcraft.

That's nine one one. Nine eleven.

That's Number 7, Stan Marsh, skating towards the goal, sort of.

That's okay, this is all part of the dominance struggle.

That's our biggest game ever.

That's quite enough, Hardly!

That's retarded.

That's right and I...

That's right kids. And so, you see, there is no God.

That's right, Butters. Goddamnit!

That's right!

That's right. Did you know that there were explosions seen at the base of the towers?

That's right. Thank you.

That's super interesting.

That's very naughty, Eric.

That's what smug people do.

That's what Steve Irwin said about those stingrays.

That's what the Super Adventure Club does!

That's why I love to brush my teeth I love them clean and white

That's why we have to be super duper sure

That's why we need to just log in,

The 9/11 conspiracy...

The acid...

The admins tell us, they are four players from a small town in Colorado.

The Allied Atheist Alliance!

The battle is sure to be long so make sure

The best part is I'm not letting him boss me around any more.

The big game, a dying boy's hope. Only problem is,

The boys' bathroom is closed until further notice

The Broflovski family is moving to San Francisco!

The cake!

The cartoon that's always pushing buttons

The case is shocking.

The Case of the World Trade Center Conspiracy.

The cave in was massive and has cut off all access in or out.

The child can pick up on that confidence,

The child's attempt at aggressive, dominant behaviour.

The children are believed to be trapped somewhere in this area.

The city with the highest percentage of hybrid owners in the country.

The crime is, she isn't doing it with me.

The criminals are on the run

The Detroit Red Wings will be playing the Park County Pee Wee hockey team.

The digging continues, but progress is fatally slow.

The end of Family Guy?

The end.

The ex Vice President, Mr. Al Gore.

The fact of the matter is somebody...

The Family Guy writers aren't gonna back down!

The Family Guy writers insist I don't censor Mohammed.

The fat cow got everyone on her side again!

The fire marshal is at the party! Satan invited him!

The game is about finishing quests.

The game tonight.

The gathering is going to be completely off the hook.

The government and the corporations headed by the **** that tear down 9/11

The greatest investigative reporter of our time.

The hall monitor, me? You need to watch for bad behaviour.

The Hallway Monitor!

The hallways are my juristriction. If there is an hallway infraction going on...

The Hardly Boys in:

The Hardly Boys in: "The Mystery of the Urinal Turd".

The Hardly Boys. Two young whippersnappers with a knack for solving mysteries.

The head of Fo x had this to say.

The idea balls drop into the joke combine

The idea has now spread all over America.

The idea has swept the nation,

The Jarvanian shopping complex. But it is not open yet.

The kindergarten teacher is having sex with my brother.

The kindergarten teacher is suspected with having sex with a student.

The little boy who convinced you to pull the episode is a bastard child.

The Louvre right over there, behind you. And fresh baguettes all around.

The manatees choose an idea ball

The media, the corporations, they have the power to do anything they want.

The moment is here. We've been through a lot together,

The network president's office is in there.

The new waiter is useless. And I think he's high.

The news has already sparked a shockwave of protests

The next time, it could be the real ManBearPig.

The Nintendo Wii.

The other Pee Wee hockey team didn't show up.

The past four nights we've tried to play he shows up and kills us!

The people of South Park aware of a very serious problem.

The perfect storm of self satisfaction.

The popular cartoon, Family Guy,

The President has asked that Little Danny Pocket, here,

The problem, Gerald, is that

The prophet of the Muslim faith?

The reason Chef has been saying those terrible things about us

The rent's due at the end of the month, and I don't have any money.

The San Francisco and South Park smug,

The shot is blocked. What a great save.

The size of a Ferrari made in time...

The smug from George Clooney's Academy Award acceptance speech

The smug from his acceptance speech has been slowly drifting north

The smug is getting so massive that it's moving west

The smug?

The South Park and San Francisco smug is already at critical mass.

The stalls were full and I didn't wanna miss recess!

The stupid French Chinese think they have a right to Hawaii!

The Super Adventure Club but live here in South Park again?

The Super Adventure Club has sex with children.

The technology is just too much for us.

The terrorist retaliation will be immediate.

The terrorists are attacking!

The Time Child has returned with information on our sworn enemies,

The time has come for us to rise

The Tower of Azora together.

The towers fell and the American sheeple all waved their flags.

The truth is nobody ever wanted to have babies with you, isn't that it?

The Unified Atheist League!

The United Atheist Alliance has taken the bait!

The United Atheist Alliance is about to send out all its defence ships

The United Atheist League intends to attack them.

The United Atheist League is bombing the city!

The Vice President is just desperate for attention.

The wait for Nintendo Wii is literally killing me.

The wait will seem instantaneous to me.

The world doesn't revolve around me?

The world would be a wonderful place without God.

The writer of the book on Oprah's Book of the Month Club is a phoney.

The writers are standing up and saying they aren't going to be intimidated

The year is 2006!

The...

Their answer to the great question is different from ours.

Their capital is now unprotected.

Them than to convince them they are capable of the most elaborate plan on earth?

Then accept our answer to the great question and we will withdraw!

Then at midnight, for dessert,

Then begin the attack. Science be praised.

Then do it, if you're not yellow!

Then flew two military jets into the World Trade Center filled with more explosives

Then give the boys the sword online.

Then he walks into the boys' room and sees a big meaty chud starin' 'him in the face!

Then how come they say "Knott's Berry Farm"?

Then how does your roof stay up?

Then I can go back to my time and play Nintendo Wii.

Then I'll be up to read you a story before bed.

Then I'm afraid we're just going to have to

Then I'm no better than a rich American teenage girl.

Then it's off to the mighty Himalayas, where we will climb K2,

Then let's move out!

Then on 9/11 we pretended like four planes were being hijacked.

Then people will take me super cereal.

Then shot down all the witnesses of Flight 93 with an F 15

Then soon you'll have to censor out more.

Then that's it.

Then the Catholics can demand a show they don't like get pulled.

Then we can pull her out of class.

Then we just believe in free speech,

Then we'll ride our Big Wheels!

Then we'll tell everyone what we saw. It just... doesn't seem right.

Then who's gonna bury the last person's head?

Then why are they refusing to write?

Then why don't you just go brush your teeth and go to bed?

Then you decide you're gonna be a comedian, m'kay.

Then you pull it out and pee on her leg.

Then you're free to invade any country you want.

There are going to be some rule changes around here, Eric.

There are over seven million people who log on to World of Warcraft!

There are soo many people who know the truth, Kyle. Uh Butters!

There are theories, but, nobody's certain.

There goes Gretchen!

There has to be a way around this!

There has to be some way we can help them.

There used to be a time when Oprah would play with me night and day.

There was just one thing you didn't count on.

There were two towers that stood right here and they're gone.

There you are, Eric. What are you doing here?

There you are. What are you doing? You giving up, brah?!

There, like that. Stop that.

There.

There. Look.

There's a little boy in the hospital who's really counting on us.

There's a lot of holes in the Theory of Evolution too, it doesn't mean it's wrong.

There's a small passageway about 200 yards over there.

There's an eight second cast time.

There's fear and darkness all around you

There's got to be some way to hook it up!

There's hardcore liberals, lesbian activists

There's just one problem.

There's just one thing I need to know before we go: you weren't responsible for 9/11, right?

There's lots of computer generated boars

There's millions of them.

There's more.

There's never been smog over South Park before.

There's no great mystery to life,

There's no sex until marriage in the Muslim world.

There's no such thing as a Nintendo Wii.

There's no, no coffee in the teachers' lounge, and then you

There's nobody for you to play. Thanks for making the trip, though.

There's not going to be any Paris, don't you get it, Gary?

There's not gonna be a San Francisco.

There's nothing left alive down there.

There's only one way to reduce smugness.

There's sand in your eyes and probably in the crack of your ass,

There's somebody on the phone to speak with you.

There's something we need from you first.

There's something you should know...

There's still time to tell the network president you're full of crap.

There's strong evidence that what we were told isn't the truth.

There's the good part of Chef that's still alive in us all.

These are real people I'm playing with. See?

These manatees demanded that Mohammed be shown? How?

These old houses are so neat.

These rocks often make interesting shapes, which we like to name.

These two smug clouds are combining, fuelling each other

These two were in the hallways, making out. She had those loveletters on her person.

They always go out and find a kid who's really good to join the team.

They are gonna have to deal with the dawg.

They are not a logical race, wise one!

They are the only mammals

They are?

They aren't going to find out who did it.

They bought your book thinking it was true!

They censored the image of Mohammed? How?

They crap in their hands and throw it at people!

They did it! They killed him!

They go around chopping down trees for tables

They got attacked by ManBearPig and ManBearPig leaves nobody alive.

They gotta walk in that bathroom and see your rancid dook

They have a 90 percent mortality probability.

They have started digging for clams in Sector J 7.

They just kept coming.

They just put another prisoner to death.

They just showed Mohammed standing there, looking normal!

They just started playing!

They live in...

They look pretty strong, Coach. I think Nelson's going to die for sure.

They must be reasoned with

They must have no lives at all.

They only care about their precious money!

They pass notes to eachother in class, they have sex in her house over lunchbreak.

They really are brilliant creatures.

They saw us on the tour.

They say the last thing you do before you die is crap your...

They sneak out during class and make out in the hallways.

They sound like really interesting people!

They went that way.

They were like Mexican jumping beans.

They what?

They will shudder and know my greatness.

They won't have cars.

They'd be walking into a slaughter.

They'll say our love is wrong, but we can't let anybody know,they'll never understand.

They'll try to unfreeze me right away. I have to be hidden.

They're all like... It's like...

They're already dead. Didn't you listen to me?

They're dropping slowly, but we're running out of time.

They're every parent's worst nightmare.

They're having a going away party for Kyle.

They're not going to kill us.

They're somewhere near this area.

They're working on a new episode right now.

They've gone up 50 levels in three weeks!

They've got small bodies, but big hearts.

They've shut down the airports and the busses.

Things have really gotten out of hand.

Think about it, Richard.

Think you can get away with not having a hall pass? Think again!

This can't be right...

This cave in was no accident

This child's behaviour is totally unacceptable.

This could end the war!

This could very well lead to the end of the World Of Warcraft.

This doesn't make any sense.

This eight year old son of a single parent just won't behave.

This explains everything!

This Ferrari cake is really important for Satan's party, so don't louse it up.

This fight could last more than 12 hours. What if we run out of food?

This fugitive is trying to avoid a hallway infraction by skipping off to Milan.

This is a good opportunity for you to relax

This is a great first step.

This is a pretty advanced piece of equipment. It's expensive.

This is a really extravagant party, Satan.

This is a really good idea.

This is a relaxed, submissive state.

This is a South Park News weather bulletin.

This is a total Kobe Bryant I'm about to do.

This is a two for one. Put your hands together.

This is about me, the child is lucky enough to come along.

This is all Stan's fault.

This is bull crap!

This is dumb, you guys. Let's do something else.

This is Geraldo.

This is getting really expensive.

This is going to be the best Halloween ever!

This is it, Time Child. The old Museum of Technology,

This is it. New New Hampshire.

This is just like Auschwitz.

This is Larry King Live.

This is manipulation at its highest level. You should let me handle this.

This is Moniqua.

This is more aggressive, dominant behaviour.

This is my frog he doesn't have a name.

This is my wife, Holly Beaumont McCallahan,

This is my wife, Nancy Jarvis, and our son, Brian Thompson Jarvis.

This is not the path we should be taking.

This is nuts.

This is Oprah's minge.

This is serious!

This is some ancient, Super VHS output or something.

This is Stan Marsh with Hey, People, You Gotta Drive Hybrids Already.

This is terrible!

This is terrible. 500 years in the future.

This is the end of you, ManBearPig.

This is the guy that kept killing us last night after you went to bed!

This is the smug over South Park.

This is their house and they don't want you here.

This is unbelievable. I know

This is very important stuff!

This is very important.

This is VIP. Don't just let anybody into my VIP area, okay?

This is your fault, homie.

This isn't what I signed up for! I like Family Guy!

This isn't working.

This looks like ManBearPig Central. Come on.

This looks pretty bad, Oprah.

This party has to be the bomb! Don't you get it?

This shall be a day for all to remember!

This shall be my Super Sweet 16!

This sword can completely drain his mana!

This Terrance and Phillip television special.

This time even more massive!

This video game is going right here on the counter

This way, otters!

This way's a dead end.

This woman is very opinionated, but she does care about her students.

This, is Mr. Venezuela, the school janitor. Okay?

Those are your two options.

Those clues pointed out that all the 9/11 conspiracy theories

Those students are not prepared to hear this stuff.

Though we all agree this is Stan's fault, there is still something we can do.

Three days away from reaching the area of the cave

Three days without food and time is certainly running out.

Throughout the Muslim world.

Throwing people out, making a big entrance,

Ticket for driving a gas guzzler.

Time in.

Time is running out. Stan Marsh with the chance to win.

Time out?

Timmy!

Tinker, Pete and Lucy are from the Caribbean Sea

To a different answer to the great question

To a duel before they can kill each other.

To a flagpole and then gave him a hacksaw

To an emergency ManBearPig meeting tomorrow morning?

To avenge your father's death.

To beat the champions, Stan.

To deliver your paper and then I go to school all day.

To Fo x network to demand that that episode be pulled!

To get a show you don't like off the air!

To get attention for yourself because you're a loser!

To get that episode pulled before this gets out of hand.

To have sex with on the plane rides over to these places.

To help families in crisis.

To instil the teachings of Jesus Christ into our daughter,

To make the book more relevant to people.

To play against Denver County during a Colorado Avalanche game.

To pull down your pants... m'kay

To reverse the process.

To take down the Allied Atheist Alliance's clam fields!

To the school flagpole.

To victory!

To, to cover up emotional bagage from our past.

Today, my guest is once again Steven McTowelie,

Tom, an elementary school teacher is under arrest for an elegently having affair

Tomorrow at 8:00 a.m. sharp.

Tomorrow night, after all of Satan's guests have arrived,

Tonight at 7:00.

Tonight...

Too late.

Tossing a ball around,

Treasure.

Try my Mister T tea.

Try that again.

Try to leave and I'll shoot you, too!

Tune in to see part two of Family Guy, next week on South Park.

Turning right at o two four niner.

Twelve contains the numbers one and two

Twenty five minutes.

Two hundred and eighty five,

Two Mega Rangers?

Two minus one is one, one one.

Two minus one is one; one one 11.

Uh oh, retard alert! Retard alert, class!

Uh the government does some pretty spooky things.

Uh this is too big a mystery for me. I think we'd better call in the Hardly Boys.

Uh, hallo. Is Ike here?

Uh, Mr. President, my name is SSHHUUDDUUPP!

Unable to cope with the wait any longer,

Unfortunately, Mohammed will appear uncensored on Family Guy

Unified Atheist League is the most logical name!

United Atheist Alliance makes more sense!

Unless they have this sword, your son's character is going to die.

Unsuspectin' urinal, 'kay.

Until he was hit by a train in 1892.

Until one of its victims is staring you in the face.

Until that day,

Until the day Nintendo Wii comes out. You got it?

Until the show goes off the air completely.

Until we've done some chores.

Until you buy another house.

Up its own asshole.

Using it in the way you described is illegal.

Very funny, Kyle!

Very funny!

Very well.

Virad missiles launched sir!

Voulez vous coucher avec moi, Clyde?

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Wait, here it comes. A good idea is coming.

Wait, I think I see him. Yeah, he's here in Goldshire.

Wait! I thought we were friends!

Wait! Wait!

Wait.

Wait. I know.

Wait. Isn't everybody at war over atheism?

Wait. What are you doing?

Wanted you to speak with the manatees?

Warning: Crank Prank Time Phone is for entertainment purposes only.

Was it that you thought embellishing the story was okay if it helped people?

Was just what you needed, Chef.

Was okay with a little thing that goes...

Was only part one of a two parter!

Was the person who first started our wonderful group,

Was there ever an history of sexual abuse in your family?

Water drips from the...

We are all knowing and all powerful.

We are gathered here to say goodbye to four kids whom we all tried to help

We are going to rise up against you!

We are looking for a great knight, by the name of Lovestospooge.

We are told to believe that the fire from the jet fuel melted the steel framing of the towers

We believe that somebody you knew in your time

We bury our heads in sand.

We can go to my house and see what they did

We can really stick it to that ass munch.

We can try and get the episode pulled, together.

We can't beat Denver County.

We can't beat him, even with all of us. It's a waste of time.

We can't do this without you! Now, come on!

We can't get to a higher level because that dude doesn't let us finish quests!

We can't go back out there, Linda! It's too late for him!

We can't lose another member! Shoot it!

We can't trust the Sword of a Thousand Truths to a noob!

We can't wait here any longer.

We can't.

We cannot tolerate the otters! Their Science is flawed!

We caught the person that did it.

We could avoid looking like we're responsible for any part of this at all.

We could each dig a hole in the sand,

We could work on our science project then.

We demand you rerun "Mystery at the Lazy 'J' Ranch"

We designed the game so that players have to agree

We did it, you guys. We're totally heroes.

We did it. We did it!

We did the best we could. There was a problem.

We didn't watch it, we didn't hear it, and we didn't talk about it.

We do that too. And most people believe the truth.

We don't have a choice, dude.

We don't have any time. This is the most unstable vagina I've ever talked to.

We don't know, Mr. President, they just stopped working.

We don't need him! He needs us!

We don't play video games in our time.

We don't want to hear it.

We drink and take drugs.

We explained that to you already.

We feel like you're starting to become...

We got a lot of work to do and not much time to do it in.

We got him. Huh?

We got our feature dancer coming up next.

We gotta get rid of this body before anyone sees it!

We have a deal, Blavius.

We have a pulse.

We have a special guest in our group today,

We have all got to be people now

We have risked much bringing you here, Time Child.

We have some information that all this time

We have the majority of them kept in blissful ignorance.

We have to do something!

We have to finish the quest in Stonehaven.

We have to get out of here now.

We have to get to the war room! It's the only safe place!

We have to go and try to get that episode pulled.

We have to go to the Fo x network in LA.

We have to go with the backup plan.

We have to talk to the network.

We have tried at this school to make Eric understand

We just can't get rid of you, can we, you sneaky Jew rat?

We just heard from our admins that your son's party is already in battle!

We just need to use psychology on him.

We just thought we'd come check out the ice for the game tomorrow.

We just woke up on a bus heading here.

We know everything about each other.

We know.

We like to crap on each other!

We made it dude. We should be home in less than eighteen hours.

We made it!

We might be able to lessen the effects of the storm,

We must get this sword to the ones who have proven they have no life.

We must not panic.

We need a Canadian.

We need him to become relaxed and submissive.

We need police here, right away!

We need to be brave enough to ask questions!

We need to discuss this Family Guy episode, Mr. President.

We need to find out who was behind 9/11 once and for all!

We need to get our friend to a hospital right away.

We need to tell the audience why you changed some of the facts in your book.

We need to track this student down and...

We noticed your hybrid out front, that's a V series, right?

We ran the numbers. Even with their amazing rise in levels,

We should be able to get the episode pulled just in time.

We should be mad at that fruity little club for scrambling his brains.

We should leave evolution out of the classrooms.

We stay here through the night, wait it out to see if they do anything.

We still have all day to practise.

We take 20 to 25 dump trucks, fill them with sand from Monarch Lake

We think they came from a governmentn office. What is it?

We thought for sure you had died in the Thobart Plant!

We told you, we're sending you home.

We travel the world and have sex with children.

We try to keep all the historic houses instead of knocking them down.

We unfroze you for a purpose, and now that purpose is fulfilled.

We were all passed out and next thing we know

We were ment to be, I know it. How else can sex be that incredible?

We were told the Pentagon was hit by a hijacked plane as well

We will charge in and kill them all!

We will level the United Atheist Alliance to the ground!

We will meet here on the plains of the Elwynn Forest near Westfall.

We won't reward him until he's in a calm, submissive behaviour.

We'd better get your friend to the Peppermint Hippo right away!

We'l go out the back so they don't see you.

We'll call in a complaint about how many people are there.

We'll give you a five second head start. One, two!

We'll just make an appearance at his little meeting and then we'll go.

We'll see how long Satan's party lasts after the fire marshal shows up.

We're alive? We're alive!

We're all here today because Chef has been

We're at war with them!

We're defenceless!

We're going back inside.

We're going to beat you into the ground, cancer or no.

We're going to win this game.

We're going to witness a storm the likes of which we've never seen.

We're gonna get it now.

We're gonna get out of here, mate. Just leave it to me.

We're gonna need eight dozen shovels and 16 tons of sand!

We're here, Geraldo. You're live on the show.

We're in big trouble here.

We're just a little bit more protective of our environment

We're just going to have to be with our own kind.

We're just supposed to rally together,

We're not going anywhere without Chef!

We're not leaving without Chef.

We're over here! By the cart!

We're really sorry, Mr. Smalls.

We're sorry we tried to burn you and murder you before.

We're the Browns. Nelson's parents.

We're the Super Adventure Club.

We're thinking that a lot of people in town are starting to...

We're too late. Without the sword, the players will fail.

We've all worked very hard to keep our involvement in 9/11 a secret!

We've been through all this stupid, emotional crap.

We've been through every nanny reality show on television.

We've gathered a team of world class nannies

We've got six days to make it to Los Angeles.

We've got the TV working!

We've got to delete him from the servers.

We've got to destroy every hybrid car in town.

We've got to tell the townspeople.

We've got to undo the damage you've done.

We've learned that the four of us can't fight him alone.

We've learned to get rid of all isms in our time.

Weirdo.

Welcome to Muslim Sensitivity Training.

Welcome to San Francisco, I'm Peter Thompson,

Welcome to the Super Adventure Club!

Welcome, parents, to this Pee Wee hockey match

Well did you know that over one fourth of people in America think that 9/11 was a conspiracy?

Well dude, maybe we're just superbadass. Have you thought of that?

Well I attend at South Park Elementary. And... and...

Well there doing it. Well, yeah now it's personal.

Well why did you have to involve me? It's not my fault.

Well why don't you just tell people the truth?!

Well, a lot of people like Family Guy, too!

Well, anyway, good for you.

Well, because I love children.

Well, can't you just take a plane?

Well, Chef, you're welcome to stay here with me

Well, come on, everybody,

Well, damn, ******, there's got to be some way!

Well, doesn't work on everybody.

Well, from now on I'm only going to associate

Well, go ahead and leave, you atheist faggot!

Well, good for you.

Well, good luck to you. Gotta go.

Well, he called me chubby.

Well, he isn't worse, but he isn't getting better.

Well, he's just out of control.

Well, here goes.

Well, here we are.

Well, how about I meet you boys after work and we make love?

Well, how come we gotta come all the way out here?

Well, I can't kill her, I'm too obvious a suspect.

Well, I do bring down the woman's wrath now and again.

Well, I don't know. That's your job, Stan.

Well, I don't notice anything different KIT 9, do you?

Well, I don't really see how that has anything to do with...

Well, I guess I'm just an extra special... Person.

Well, I guess we'll see you in school tomorrow, Chef.

Well, I guess you won't be helping me now.

Well, I have to invite celebrities or else my party won't be cool.

Well, I heard that 9/11 was caused by President Bush.

Well, I mean...

Well, I suppose we could have a little steak or something.

Well, I told you.

Well, I totally agree, Kyle.

Well, I'm afraid I can't give it to you.

Well, I'm feeling confused.

Well, I'm gonna poo poo my pants.

Well, I'm here to tell you now,

Well, I'm not sure. I would think

Well, I'm sorry. I had to take a dump.

Well, I've got news for you, Kyle.

Well, if I have any chance of getting Kyle back,

Well, it isn?t a guy teacher, its an woman.

Well, it looks like this mystery is solved. It's time for the culprit to finally pay!

Well, it looks like we've dodged a bullet.

Well, it seems like the Super Adventure Club

Well, it's true!

Well, just the small trivial fact

Well, l uh, I mean, uu, you never know.

Well, Larry, I was really just writing down my memoirs as a...

Well, let's all go home and make love.

Well, let's give it some more time, kids.

Well, listen, maybe we can get her in as a guest on the 19th.

Well, look, he said he's happier now. Maybe he just needs to rest up a little.

Well, look, he spent the last three months with that adventurers' club.

Well, looks like once again, the Dawg has prevailed.

Well, looks like you're back for good, huh, Kyle?

Well, maybe I'll take just half a hit of acid

Well, maybe just a little high.

Well, maybe they'll change.

Well, maybe we can just have tea.

Well, my work here is done.

Well, nice going, asshole, you made my mom cry.

Well, no, my work is done.

Well, now that you know our club's secrets,

Well, okay fine. Unless you don't wanna get her pregnant.

Well, Oprah, I was all like...

Well, perhaps the great Dawkins wasn't so wise.

Well, see, the problem is that if we fill the caves

Well, Steven, if it's all right with you, I'm going to get our agents and lawyers

Well, Steven, your book hasn't sold a lot of copies yet,

Well, sure we can.

Well, that explains it.

Well, that's quite a fascinating story,

Well, then will you just win for me?

Well, then, I'll just have to stand right here.

Well, then, Kyle, I guess... Oh, my God. Is that Tim McGraw?

Well, there goes the new, high and mighty Gerald Broflovski.

Well, there is one more show you could still try.

Well, there's just...

Well, there's nothing you can do, so you just have to be patient.

Well, there's only like four races to choose from!

Well, there's the Eiffel Tower right in front of us.

Well, this was a great meeting, wasn't it, guys?

Well, we didn't come up with the First Amendment.

Well, we thought you went exploring and, like, hunting and stuff.

Well, we'll certainly keep a lookout for

Well, we're all glad you're back.

Well, well, well, if it isn't the Park County losers.

Well, well, well...

Well, what about the new waiter?

Well, what are we going to do, Mayor?

Well, what do you guys expect me to do?

Well, what do you think, huh?

Well, what does that mean?

Well, what if I told you there was a flying spaghetti monster?

Well, what if I took you to Kentucky Fried Chicken afterward?

Well, what if the children aren't dead?

Well, what really happened?

Well, what the heck? I'm gonna get grounded anyway, might as well.

Well, yeah, but maybe people will read my memoirs

Well, yeah.

Well, yeah. If you freeze your body, it means you die.

Well, yes, of course!

Well, you know what I think, Towelie? I think you're a lying sack of...

Well, you know what? I'd be pretty pissed off, too!

Well, you know, I'm open to stuff.

Well, you told me I had to review my homework before class started.

Well, you want to get shot or you want to be grounded?

Well, you're a faggot. Continue.

Well, you've got nobody to play. There's nothing we can do.

Well.

Well...

Were completely lacking in common sense.

Were trapped in a cave in.

Were you wearing an information crystal?

What about the fact that by believing this crap, you're gonna go to hell?

What about the Sword of a Thousand Truths?

What about valets? How will people be arriving from Hell?

What an asshole!

What are we going to do?

What are you doing?

What are you doing? I want chicken.

What are you otters doing? This is our attack!

What are you talking about?

What better way to make people fear

What can we do?

What cartoon would be so insensitive as to have Mohammed as a character?

What did he say?

What did you do that for?

What did you kill him for? Sit down!

What do I have to learn? This isn't fair.

What do I look like to you, a Thurilian miner?

What do ManBearPig droppings look like?

What do we do now?

What do we do? It's midnight! The Ferrari cake never arrived!

What do you intend to do about this First Amendment, Mr. President?

What do you kids think we should do to stop ManBearPig?

What do you mean?

What do you mean? The cave in is over.

What do you plan, Lord Satan?

What do you say to somebody who's dying, huh?

What do you say, guys?

What do you want?

What does passing mean?

What does your dad look like?

What else are you feeling, Eric?

What exactly did you learn about the Family Guy writing staff, Mr. President?

What good are intestines if you can't have sex with them?

What have we got? What have we got?! Who called 911?!

What I have done is I have brought over some Kentucky Fried Chicken.

What if 100 people die, will it be funny then, Kyle?

What in Science's name was that?

What information do you have?

What is going on here?

What is going on?

What is he still doing here?

What is it regarding?

What is it?

What is okay to poke fun at and what isn't.

What is that, a Pig Bear Man?

What is this area of Colorado? It's a cave of some kind.

What kind of monster would...

What kind of output does this have?

What kind of person would do this?

What kind of truck are we loading it onto?

What manatees?

What proof do you have of this accusation?

What really happened On 9/11?

What the fuck is this?

What the hell are you guys doing?

What the hell do you think you're doing?

What the hell is going on?

What the hell is that?

What the hell is this?

What the hell's going on now?

What the...

What the... Impossible!

What the... You missed me, you stupid buggers!

What the...is this?

What we need to do is just the opposite.

What who said? I have an family. Please don't kill me!

What would that do to you emotionally?

What you all need to do is just learn to drive hybrids

What you talking about, Willis?

What?

What? But, Dick,

What? Have they come for us?

What? Mr. President, are you sure?

What? No no no. know it's hard to believe.

What? No. No!

What? Really? Yes! Yes!

What? Three way funchat on screen!

What? What thing? I don't see anything.

What? What's that?

What? Who the hell is this?

What? With the... Whoa, whoa. Wait, Stan.

What?!

What?! I didn't do it. Kelly Nelson is a lair!

What?! People see the truth?!

What...

What's a pedal file?

What's an urinal? A wall toilet for peeing in.

What's going on?

What's he doing at his teachers house?

What's my last name?

What's that?

What's the auto locate macro?

What's the big deal?

What's the crime?

What's the matter with you? Take this.

What's the meaning of life? Why are we here?

What's to understand? You get a boner

Whatever I say to you, Butters, no matter how hard I try,

Whatever your reasons are.

Whatever, dude.

Whatever.

Whattaya mean? A bunch of pissed off Muslims.

Whatwhatwhaaat?!

When everyone sees the Ferrari cake,

When Fo x censored the image of Mohammed last week,

When good dogs go bad, there's one man who's their best friend.

When Hitler rose to power there were a lot of people

When I make jokes, they are inherent to a story.

When I zoomed in I saw what first appeared to be a blur, but when I computer enhanced it.

When people drive hybrid cars they get so full of themselves

When really we just rerouted them to Pennsylvania.

When some trickster... drops a dook in the wrong toilet!

When somebody is brainwashed, it can take months, even years,

When the attack begins, all warriors click on defensive stance.

When the chips are down, you won't even lend a hand.

When the smug from George Clooney's speech hits

When they discovered something odd, which gave them a clue.

When they have perfectly good tummies to eat on!

When we make love he can give it to me hard or soft and gentle

When you dook in the urinal, it's bad, m'kay!

When you return to your time, you will merge with your other self.

When you shoot the puck to another player.

When you wake up three weeks later, you can be unfrozen,

Whenever you are naughty, Eric,

Where am I supposed to get a gun?

Where do you come off ticketing people?

Where everyone is motivated and progressive like us.

Where Oprah's vagina has killed a police officer

Where other nannies fail, Nanny Jo comes through.

Where people are getting laid and mocks your prophet.

Where the secret and mysterious Hanini people have children

Where we will make camp and have sex with children of the Yuganni tribe.

Where you can get your picture taken with fake treasure. Here, see?

Where... Where are we, Mingey? Are we in Paris?

Where's Chef? What have you done with him?

Which cartoon is it?

Which leads us all to the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks.

Which led to their collapse.

Which should take us seven weeks, five days, 13 hours and 20 minutes,

While Kenny opens the bedroom door,

While we all have the chance. I'm cereal!

Who am I speaking with?

Who are those people?

Who are you to decide it shouldn't be on the air!

Who are you?

Who are you? I am the Dawg, the big bad Dawg!

Who are you? I'm a detective.

Who can tell me the name of our country's last vice president?

Who do you think?

Who does she think she is telling me to go brush my teeth?

Who dropped the deuce in the urinal?! Kyle!

Who else could it have been? This is too big a mystery for me.

Who finally freed the world of religion long ago.

Who foretold this prophecy?

Who has bought a time phone from this guy in the past week.

Who has the most to gain from 9/11?! Kyle!

Who have been having relationships with young male students and...

Who have massive sweet 16 parties?

Who have never seen a white man's erect penis.

Who is that guy?

Who is this?

Who just stopped playing.

Who knows?

Who lost their lives.

Who the fuck are you?! There's no time! come on!

Who the hell put this faggy fake ticket on my truck?

Who the...is this?

Who wants to know?

Who wants to speak with you about pulling the Family Guy episode.

Who was nowhere to be found the morning the towers fell?! Kyle!

Who would benefit most from two buildings disappearing?

Who would take a ddump in a urinal? It's such a s senseless crime.

Who, me?

Who?

Who's Beth? Beth is my bitch.

Who's got the greatest mom in the world?

Who's not the least bit interested in your stony memoirs.

Who's your best friend?

Whoa, steady!

Whoa, whoa, wait a minute!

Whoa, whoa. Hold on.

Whoever did it must have been angry with the school.

Whoever he is, he is one tough bad ass.

Whoever this person is, he has played World of Warcraft nearly every hour

Whoever this player is, he's played World of Warcraft so much

Whoopee, J&R Railroad!

Whose memoirs many of you purchased

Why are you doing this?

Why are you so angry?

Why couldn't you just leave us alone? All we wanted was to love.

Why did the stupid Hardly Boys have to be so good at solving mysteries?

Why didn't anyone tell me there was a time phone?

Why didn't I think of it before?

Why do we have to get it off the air forever?

Why do you want Kyle back?

Why does it matter? Bark, bark.

Why has someone as outspoken as you

Why is everyone in my past so stupid that they think I'm crank calling them?

Why kill innocent players?

Why not?

Why won't anybody listen to me?

Why would Family Guy so blatantly insult Muslims?

Why would the government want people to believe they caused 9/11?

Why, Clyde? Why did you do it?

Why, Eric.

Why, yes, I have two young boys.

Why, you got asthma or something?

Why, you...

Why?

Why? Why?

Will more bloodshed end anything?

Will not be seen tonight so that we can bring you

Will refuse to work again.

Will you do me just one favour, Coach?

Will you shut up about 9/11! Kyle, why are you so afraid of the truth?!

Will you shut up already?

Will you still think it's funny?

Will you talk to him, Coach? He looks up to you.

Win or lose.

Win! Win! Win! Win!

Wise one, our answer to the great question

Wish I could say the same for her vagina and asshole.

With a friend before.

With a pillow and Kyle can shoot her in the face.

With a student?

With all your old friends whom you care for deeply.

With an instant mana burn and an enchantment

With either a negative or a positive response.

With everyone chasing you and we just kind of... ran out.

With hot, molten lead, it will kill those boys, too.

With its mutant fish hands

With me by your side, there's no stopping you.

With messages, you know?

With Mohammed uncensored!

With new friends but that you can also live here in South Park

With new Glade Monvert Cleaner,

With one of her young students.

With other hybrid car drivers.

With people from all over the world

With stalagmites and stalactites.

With that ex vice president any more, okay?

With the Crank and Wank Time Machine.

With the Muslim prophet Mohammed as a character.

With their careless toilet humour.

With your intellect and my balls, we can change the future of the world.

Without at least a Laser 7 output.

Without being smug about it. But for now

Without her career to worry about,

Without you ever knowing.

Without you taking a crap every 10 minutes.

Working and working, dieting and not dieting.

Working, bark, bark. Accessed.

Working. Bark, Bark.

Working. Bark, bark.

World doesn't revolve around me.

World of Warcraft support line.

World of Warcraft! I need to play!

Would be to saw through his leg.

Would you believe it, simply because it can't be disproven?

Would you excuse us for a second.

Would you have killed Hitler if you had the chance?

Would you like a dance?

Would you like me to crap on you, Mr. Bush?

Would you like to head over to my place for dessert?

Would you then consider having dinner with me tonight?

Wouldn't you do it?

Wow, Eric, you sure are a great guy for doing this.

Wow, I have a lot to learn.

Wow, I think I owe you one, Cartman.

Wow, it seems like you had a great time with the Super Adventure Club, Chef!

Wow, look at all these people playing right now!

Wow, so, everyone here drives a hybrid, huh?

Wow, that's pretty hardcore. Geez.

Wow, what a jerk.

Wow!

Wow! A salmon helmet! Thanks!

Wow! I'm gonna get super rich now!

Wow! Someone from the past is on the line!

Wow. At the Pepsi Centre?

Wow. He's good.

Y es?

Y es.

Yaaaay!

Yay!

Yeah, almost.

Yeah, at least one fourth.

Yeah, boys going to Milan with a beautiful older woman. Quick! Call the FBI!

Yeah, but I'm playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure.

Yeah, but, Dad, why would you invite an ex girlfriend to dinner?

Yeah, come on, let's go.

Yeah, ever since he got that new hybrid, he thinks he's better than everyone else.

Yeah, except maybe it's not perfectly great.

Yeah, first off, we're all gonna need new cars.

Yeah, good going, stupid.

Yeah, he is so.

Yeah, he joined the Super Adventure Club

Yeah, he likes having sex with dead bodies.

Yeah, he wanted adventure, not a bunch of ridiculous bullcrap.

Yeah, I do understand, Kyle

Yeah, I don't get it.

Yeah, I got bigger things to deal with.

Yeah, I guess it's up to us to show everyone the way.

Yeah, I guess so.

Yeah, I hate you, but I'm not going to help kill you.

Yeah, I just wanted to try to set an example, you know.

Yeah, I know.

Yeah, I like to be a part of the solution and not part of the problem.

Yeah, I'm just gonna be pissed if I miss... What the... No! No!

Yeah, I'm just trying to make people more aware. You know...

Yeah, I'm playing from the office.

Yeah, I'm sure whatever that Super Adventure Club does is pretty tiring.

Yeah, I'm totally getting a clue.

Yeah, it a way of keeping people from seeing the real evidence.

Yeah, it sure was.

Yeah, it was nice talking with you, Kyle. See you around.

Yeah, it's a pretty bad time for me, Coach.

Yeah, it's best to avoid his level.

Yeah, it's bull crap.

Yeah, it's like San Francisco is more of a European city,

Yeah, it's okay.

Yeah, it's way, way more retarded.

Yeah, Kyle. Maybe you think this is funny,

Yeah, lucky for me, the otters believed I was on their side.

Yeah, me, too.

Yeah, Mom, it's okay, it's g****fruit and lean ham.

Yeah, now I've got a total clue.

Yeah, our eyes are finally open, dude. It's like waking up for the first time.

Yeah, right, the man who single handedly killed

Yeah, she's having sex with a boy.

Yeah, that's Cave of the Winds. It's a tourist attraction.

Yeah, that's why you should only get a little high.

Yeah, the sand thing sounds a lot simpler.

Yeah, this is totally giving me a clue right now.

Yeah, we bought your game, and play it online.

Yeah, we put it there for kids to take their picture with.

Yeah, we sure are.

Yeah, well were is his hallpass?

Yeah, well, I don't need a partner on this.

Yeah, well, I don't see why...

Yeah, well, my job is to tow this bike. You want it back, you talk to the county.

Yeah, well, this guy does it anyways!

Yeah, well, you know, my son is just a little bit more clever than some.

Yeah, whatever. I'm just glad he's back for good.

Yeah, yeah, I'm only going to crank call people.

Yeah, you know, Mr. Gore, my dad's a geologist

Yeah, you rip on people's religion all the time!

Yeah, you see? I knew that would happen.

Yeah!

Yeah! Get him!

Yeah! I hope he makes his Salisbury steak with buttered noodles!

Yeah! Let's go, Adams.

Yeah! Pound my monkey hole, Richard! Yeah, I'm a monkey, all right!

Yeah! They're all right pissed off. This is great!

Yeah! We want our money back, you dumb towel!

Yeah! Yeah, that's it.

Yeah?

Yeah? Well, you can go...yourself.

Yeah.

Yeah. Hey, yeah! I should become a writer!

Yeah. I guess it is.

Yeah. I'm a dumb Jew.

Yeah. I'm sure ManBearPig needs to be stopped.

Yeah. It's a hybrid.

Yeah. Let them play the Red Wings.

Yeah. My mom just doesn't care about me any more,

Yeah. My mom says I have to be in bed at 9:30.

Yeah. Now, this is a house.

Yeah. P. Diddy had his birthday party here a couple years back

Yeah. That's right.

Yeah. What are you, retarded?

Yeah. Yeah, I think it's best we just do it right away.

Yeah. Yeah, we'll beat them.

Yeah. Yeah, we're in Paris, mate.

Yeah. You're right.

Yeah... but doesn't it seem like we got out of the White House pretty easily?

Yep. We're all done with the video, let's move out!

Yes, and in just a few weeks from now, Family Guy will be off the air forever!

Yes, and then Family Guy is as good as dead.

Yes, but sending out all our ships at the same time,

Yes, come in.

Yes, darling, you can have whatever you want.

Yes, during classtime, without an hallpass.

Yes, go on.

Yes, hello, Kyle, it's Eric. How's it going?

Yes, hello? Is this the fire department?

Yes, hello. I'm calling for Mr. Wall.

Yes, here! It's here!

Yes, I do think so.

Yes, I know.

Yes, I think it's the nanny, poopsiekins.

Yes, I'm a pretty much a towel, Oprah.

Yes, I'm afraid its true.

Yes, I'm afraid one person is going to have to be last

Yes, I'm totally excited.

Yes, Ike. You like Spider Man, don't you?

Yes, it certainly is.

Yes, it matters! I don't want to do it if Diddy did it.

Yes, long ago we realised isms are great for those who are rational.

Yes, that's right. We're the Broflovskis.

Yes, we cannot let evil take over our city, even for a night.

Yes, we need to go over it again in the class room so they understand what really happened.

Yes, well she likes Ike a whole lot. That's great.

Yes, well, hopefully you've learned your lesson.

Yes, well, unlike most cities, in San Francisco

Yes, what else would we do?

Yes, you do.

Yes, you'll find that San Francisco is pretty much more open minded

Yes! And we are attacking both of you!

Yes! The great Dawkins said we cannot tolerate those who don't use reason!

Yes! We've got a pulse!

Yes! Yes!

Yes?

Yes.

Yes. And it won't be long before everyone gets really, really frustrated

Yes. But to be so bold about it...

Yes. Come in, Mr. Marsh. I've been told all about your case.

Yes. Come on. Freeze. Freeze.

Yes. Here it comes!

Yes. I'm saying one fourth of Americans are retards.

Yes. It's just beyond yet another wine and cheese store.

Yes. It's perfect.

Yes. Let the anger come. Strike me down while you can.

Yes. Looks like our "fruity little club" is safe after all.

Yes. Now the world shall feel the wrath of Professor Chaos!

Yes. People can get hurt. That's how terrorism works.

Yes. Quite simple to pull off, really.

Yes. So my plan is to use this whole Mohammed thing

Yes. Yes, I see.

Yes. Yes, Satan.

Yo, dawg, can't I just go right back home

Yo, dawg, keep it down!

You all don't seem to understand how serious this is!

You all have your special abilities macroed to your keyboards.

You almost got away with it, you sneaky butthole.

You are dead to me.

You are going to sit on this stool for five minutes.

You are not killing Family Guy.

You are so smart and gifted.

You are to sit in class and help Mr. Dawkins with whatever he needs.

You are, Jimmy. We've always been best friends.

You aren't the one, who had to walk into the boys' bathroom, okay.

You bastard!

You bastards!

You being engineered as a towel with a computer chip that determines dryness.

You believe in a supernatural being!

You bet. Goodbye.

You better come with me to the news station.

You better have a really good game plan.

You boys don't understand anything!

You boys know you're not supposed to watch that careless show!

You came so close to stopping me, didn't you, Kyle?

You can just find other jobs!

You can just hang outside in the sun all day,

You can make your Monvert sparkle like never before.

You can one direction in life or you just walk around in hallways without hallpass.

You can stop talking behind my back, I'm right here, fruitcake.

You can tell from his stance he's still aggressive dominant.

You can't accept our love? So then we can only be together in eternity.

You can't be the dwarf character, Butters. I'm the dwarf.

You can't beat us. You really want to embarrass your players?

You can't do that to me!

You can't freeze, too, or else we're both screwed.

You can't get down until the time is up.

You can't go to the bathroom. You're stacking Sunder Armor.

You can't just push me up against the

You can't just wait here for that game to come out.

You can't stay here.

You censored out the image of Mohammed in our television special!

You come to try and stop me? It isn't gonna work.

You could change the present.

You could end up just like that splattered bitch down on the pavement.

You couldn't just love me as a son.

You did the right thing telling the police, Brad. Now, who is the teacher? What's his name?

You do?

You don't believe me, either.

You don't know San Francisco, Butters.

You don't owe me anything. My hallways are clean.

You don't realise who you're dealing with here!

You don't understand! The government controls everything.

You f figured this thing all out?

You fat son of a bitch.

You feel better now?

You fools! This will be the end of us all!

You forced me to do this.

You freeze right there!

You gave in to the manatees last week.

You gave up playing hockey a long time ago.

You get enough smug in the atmosphere

You got a whole school here, Clyde! M'kay?

You got an crush on your teacher, brah? Keep it out of my hallway. Go with Christ.

You got an hallpass, brah?

You got it, man. You got it.

You got it, Stan.

You got over three hundred people that need to use the boys' room.

You got to get me to that party in LA or I'm gonna smoke your ass!

You got us into this, towel! Think of something!

You gotta give yourself over to Christ, brah. I do?

You guys can unfreeze me.

You guys come into the house at 10:30 p.m. sharp,

You guys don't understand! His wacko teacher is like a schoolgirl.

You guys know the rules.

You guys think that's okay?

You guys will be sorry when I turn up dead.

You guys with me?

You guys won't even help me freeze myself!

You guys, I crapped my pants! You guys! You guys, check it out!

You guys, they just made fun

You guys, this is serious.

You guys, we've got no time. You gotta get me out!

You guys! You guys!

You guys! You guys! Chef is going away.

You guys! You guys! You guys, you gotta help me.

You had a nightmare. Turn around and get back in your room right now!

You have been frozen in ice for over 500 years.

You have been through so much,

You have no right to...

You have so much life ahead of you.

You have so much spunk! So much life!

You have that kind of power?

You have to be a dick to everyone who doesn't think like you.

You have to be patient and wait for the Nintendo Wii to come out,

You have to take the time to talk to your children about their feelings.

You have to understand why I can't go.

You have to understand why I didn't believe you before.

You have to understand, I'm all she has.

You haven't seen or heard from him?

You hear me, Kyle?

You hear me?

You hear that, Gary? Nobody's applauding!

You hostages aren't going anywhere until we get what we want!

You in here, Peter?

You just dealt with the dog, bitch!

You just had to go and be nice to Al Gore.

You just had to humiliate and degrade me with your rules.

You just had to push it, didn't you?

You just left him here? Without a jacket or anything?

You just look in the mirror and say the name three times.

You just need to be patient, and wait the two months!

You just use ManBearPig as a way

You just want Family Guy off the air.

You killed him, you bastards!

You killed my father.

You knew the wife of the smartest man in all of history.

You know how earlier today I asked you to help me freeze myself?

You know that's not the point.

You know this is for prank calling the past only, right?

You know what this is? This is the mace they use on bears, faggot!

You know who those people were? The French.

You know, Butters, you make for a lousy Jew.

You know, Cartman, you may be stoked now,

You know, just hanging out.

You know, right to free speech.

You know, the emissions from a vehicle like yours causes

You know, we might not even make it into the studio.

You lied to all these people, and for what? To make money!

You lied to me, Towelie, and therefore you have lied to America.

You like bear mace, icehead? Bear mace?

You listen and you really care about what I have to say.

You little bastard!

You lived in the time when a great event happened,

You made us pull you to safety because you ate treasure?

You made your own breakfast.

You make me feel things, I never... felt before.

You mean like the time you had tea with Mohammed,

You mean sheeple.

You mean, drive in hybrids,

You mean, the manatees aren't trying to run the network?

You might as well have just drropped your pants

You must assert yourself as pack leader with dominant energy.

You must be excited.

You must be feeling very happy that you found a club to belong to,

You must be nearing Union Square.

You must be the little boy who wrote that song.

You must understand, children,

You need to come up with ideas of what to say on Oprah.

You need to get out of here before you get arrested, all right?

You need to see a psychiatrist, Chef. It's for your own good.

You never cared about the Muslim religion

You never gave your old Gary the time of day, and now he's gone.

You one of them?

You petulant fools!

You played on the Park County Pee Wee hockey team.

You project the dominant energy and he will pick up on it, I promise.

You punk ass fool! Why did you summon me?

You realise by not burying your head in sand,

You realise evolution has been pretty much proven.

You really think anybody's gonna be that pissed off about a cartoon?

You run along, now, and you get your head in the sand.

You said it.

You said you always wanted to see Paris.

You say he's never been like this before?

You see anything, Kenny?

You see that, Gary? They can't even aim!

You see what happens when you spread this stupid crap, fatass?!

You see, after having sex with all those children,

You see, children, life has the amazing ability to change, to adapt.

You see, my father worked for a newspaper

You see, my young friend, you were unfrozen for a reason.

You see, the right side of the tank is filled with idea balls.

You see, the Super Adventure Club was founded

You see, there is something out there which threatens our very existence

You see, you were calm, assertive and in control.

You see... I am an alcoholic.

You sent me back too far! Do it over!

You shall rise once again to walk the earth!

You should come downstairs. Stan's mom made pizza.

You should kill yourself. You should kill yourself!

You should like that show. Your sense of humour is just like Family Guy.

You son of a bitch!

You son of a bitch! I won't let you win!

You son of a bitch. Do you have any idea what you've done?

You sure your not lying, Foley?

You talk in your book how you would sometimes

You tell me, Coach. You tell me how!

You think that's bad?

You think we don't know your name?! We know everything! We control everything!

You think we go around the world molesting children

You think writing is a joke, you stupid towel?

You think you got away with not having a hall pass?

You TiVo every episode of Family Guy?

You told me that the world would be a better place without religion.

You two guys play defence, and you play goalie.

You unbelievable son of a bitch.

You used fear to make me stop believing in free speech.

You walk into the bathroom just to find a big dook laying there in the urinal!

You want some acid?

You who don't believe in true love don't understand.

You why you are a hallway monitor? Because you don't have any friends.

You will not get away with this.

You will. There's a reason most San Francisco kids take a lot of drugs.

You win. I give up.

You won't get away from me 'cause I'm the Dawg!

You won't get away with it! People know! People?

You would all just love to get your hands on my treasure, wouldn't you?

You you gonna watch the game tonight, Butters.

You...fat ass.

You'd be surprised the things that can talk.

You'd like to see her discredited, wouldn't you?

You'll appear to be a part of the Family Guy audience.

You'll be led out by security, and it will be super embarrassing

You'll have to pull more and more episodes

You'll see how the cave gets its name.

You're a man?

You're a towel.

You're all not gonna believe what's coming for dessert!

You're getting me all the way to the party.

You're going back to the place where it all happened.

You're going to time out.

You're gonna ask the president of the network nicely to take it off the air?

You're gonna help us get rid of them.

You're gonna think it's real funny when the police get here!

You're kidding! No, it's true!

You're never going to get my treasure.

You're not getting in!

You're not gonna believe it. You gotta come see.

You're not gonna lose where I am, right?

You're not staying at my house either.

You're not wearing your wristband at the door,

You're right, we're sorry. This is serious.

You're right.

You're right. It's so simple.

You're so welcome!

You're sterile, is that it?

You're the best, Cesar.

You're the first person I came to.

You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys

You're the smartest man on earth, Dick.

You're too late, Kyle. The president of the network

You've been a thorn in our side for too long, I'm afraid.

You've been on your computer all weekend.

You've done a great thing, T.C. How can we repay you?

You've got some nerve, you know that?

You've got to be...me! Science damn it!

You've got to never say anything about this, you understand?

You've got to swim. Kick with your legs.

You've invited so many celebrities on earth to your party

You've just been too soft on religious people in the past.

You've never thrown a party of this magnitude before, Satan.

You've spoiled them by caving in.

Young man, will you please pay attention?

Young man, you don't seem to understand.

Your answer to the great question is illogical!

Your attention, please!

Your attention, please. For this third and final period,

Your book got me to give up alcohol, but I thought you were a person!

Your book has helped a lot of people beat addiction. What made you write it?

Your brother and I...

Your dead to me, Kyle!

Your family, your friends, everyone you knew

Your fans look to you to be all knowing and all seeing,

Your gay little song got us to drive hybrids,

Your going with Christ!

Your Halloween costume turned out perfect.

Your kids' characters are already dead.

Your life is empty and hollow.

Your mother's been worried sick, and I've been watching TV.

Your Pee Wee hockey game. The Pepsi Centre?

Your so full of crap, Foley! What?

Your so mysterious.

Your teacher, the one called Garrison.

Yuh.

Yummy, yummy crap.

Yup, and it's all true!

Yup, just like you said he would.

Zazul, switch costumes with me.

2419 Castillo?

...Smalls! Oh, God damn it!

...Smalls. No way! Mother... God damn it!

A Ferrari cake? Diddy didn't do it.

A full ice cream bar! Diddy did it.

A hope? A chance.

Adams team? Right! Follow!

All right, are we ready? Yeah.

All right, that will be 6000 credits. Six thousand credits?

All right, what's the recipe call for first? Ten thousand eggs.

All right! Chef!

All right! Yeah!

All right. This is abuse.

All right. Yeah.

All right. Give them hell, boys. Yeah!

Am I there? Who is this?

And her Gary, too? Sure, and her Gary. We did it, mate!

And I'll drive you all home. Okay, Mr. Marsh.

Are you French, Clyde? No.

Are you the network president? Yes, Mr. President.

Better than your mom Better than your mom

Biggie Smalls? You know.

Biggie... Hey, fellas!

Burn him! Burn the towel! Burn that which lies to Oprah!

But are you back for good? That's right.

But he has a gun. You can't do what he wants

But, Dad, I want... Now, Kyle!

Bye bye! See you, Chef!

Can I help you? We're here to pick up the Ferrari cake.

Can't you see that? Get the hell outta here, children!

Cartman! Hello, Kyle.

Cartman? Dude, can you hear me? I'm fine. Just a little...

Cesar. How's the painting going?

Chef, come on! You sought adventure!

Children! Get out of here!

Coach, can I talk to you for a second? Come to surrender, Coach?

Coach, Morgan spit on my foot. I did not.

Colonel? I am going to eat first

Come on, bitch, dance. Up yours, fatty.

Come on, Chef! I can't break these locks!

Come on, we have to leave! Oh, jumping Jesus.

Cool, man. Cartman! Let me out of this stupid net!

Dad, are you sure this time? This isn't a joke, Kyle.

Dad! Dad! What?

Damn it! Who the hell is calling? I'll tell them to call you back.

Damn your evil heart, Satan! What?

Dick Cheney? No, the last one.

Dillon, please, you can't! Somebody has to do it, Sarah!

Do I have to think of everything here? I'm not shooting anybody.

Do what? Freeze myself.

Do you take walks with your son? Well, no, I don't.

Doesn't that bother you a little? Actually, no. Because I'm an atheist.

Doesn't that count for anything? No, 'cause they're going to kill us.

Don't you see? This is my only chance! Dude, no way.

Dude, have you lost more weight? Yes.

Dude, it's a good show. Yeah, lots of people like Family Guy.

Dude, my mouse clicking finger hurts. Keep clicking, Kyle. You can do it.

Dude, you don't look so good, Cartman. I can't take it any more, you guys.

Dude! I know, but it gets even better!

Dude. D D Dude

Dude. What happened? We don't know.

Eric, get out of there! No! No, it's too soon!

Eric! Eric! Butters! Butters! Butters! Butters!

Eric? Is that you? Butters! Butters, listen to me!

Everything okay in here, Kyle? Yeah, fine, Dad.

Ferrari! What's the matter with you? It's ruined!

From which... Hey, fellas!

Gacy, go get 10,000 eggs. You get them.

Gary, what's wrong? They got me, Mingey.

George Clooney's acceptance speech? Did you hear it?

Get out of my way! You gained the otters' trust?

Get them. Yeah, tell them.

Give this monkey what she wants! Oh, Ms. Garrison!

Go ahead, Kyle, do it. I'm doing it!

Go where? You're gonna help me freeze myself.

Going away party? What do you mean? Well, don't you know?

Having sex with women. Then, that's it.

He can't do it. He can't do it. All right, be quiet!

He's dead, for sure! Wait.

He's right. It's just a spooky story. Then how come you couldn't do it?

He's targeting us! Prepare to charge!

Hello there, children! Hey, Chef.

Hello, I am American! I'm American, too!

Hello? Hello, this is Al Gore.

Hello? Hello? Hello?

Hello? Hello? Kyle?

Hello? Help!

Hello? We're trapped in here. Help!

Help! Help!

Here it is! We have arrived. Hold!

Here. Science be praised!

Hey, Satan, you got a little problem. What?

Hey, there, Knight Rider! After those bad guys, K.I.T.T.

Hey! Stupid assholes! I got your time phone!

Hostages are clear! All right, that's it. Take it out.

How are you tonight, Steven? Well, Larry, I'm a little high.

How do we get proof? We get somebody else to do it.

How do you know? I'm a geologist!

How do you know? I'm a minge.

How is the child doing? Oh, he's amazing.

How's it going? Good.

Hurry, dude! I'm going as fast as I can.

I ain't missing the party! What party?

I apologise, Mr. Smalls! You don't understand, fool!

I can't kick. Yes, you can.

I can't let you do that. Get out of my way, or I'll kick your ass.

I can't play goalie. Why not?

I can't really reach. Well, then you shouldn't have written

I did it for Dahmer! For Dahmer?

I didn't mean to! Give me that!

I don't think I can do it, either. It's simply asking too much.

I don't think so, dude. Yeah, we've got school anyway.

I got it! I got the Wii! Time Child! You've returned!

I got it. Big tree, oval rock. All right, now get out of here.

I knew it! Knew what?

I need your help. No, you just have to save me.

I was the Vice President. I know.

I'll do it. Dillon, no!

I'll just weigh you guys down. Cartman's right.

I'm a victim of circumstance. Who you hittin'?

I'm having you replaced! Mr. Dawkins! Replaced?

I'm here, Eric. I've started to enter the smug.

I'm not fat. ...that we need to let him burn off.

I'm so bored! There's nothing to do!

I'm warning you! Put it down, I said!

I've done it lots of times. Prove it!

Ike! Ike!

Indeed! Hi.

Is it as wonderful as I hoped? It's beautiful. We finally made it.

It does work! Holy crap!

It is not an option! What is this sword?

It's getting dark, Minge. Oh, Gar, what have I gotten you into?

It's simple science, Kyle. You'll die, retard!

It's still three weeks. Oh, God! Okay, how long now?

It's the kids. They're alive!

It's the wise one. The wise one speaks.

It's time for school. No, Mom, you don't understand!

Jolly o! Cheers!

Keep your head, Gary. I can't, I'm gonna puke.

Kill the wise one! Kill the wise one!

Kyle, you can't block like that. Just play the game, fat ass.

Kyle. Hey, Stan.

Kyle. The person leaving. Kyle? Why would I invite Kyle?

Later, Chef! Great to have you back!

Leave him alone! Cut it! Come here, you.

Let them play! Let them play!

Let's do this! All right, let's roll!

Let's go, man. ...you.

Let's sing it together in harmony Let's sing it together in harmony

Let's win for Nelson! Let's win for Nelson!

like Paris or Milan. Butters, are you there?

Like what? I think...

Like, you die. Die?

Look. What?

ManBearPig? He's half man and half BearPig.

May I have some chicken, please? Oh, very good, sweetie.

May I help you? Hi.

Maybe we should go for it. You guys go on ahead.

Me, too. Okay.

Mingey, have you lost your mind? Come on, Gary.

Mingey? I'm here, Gar!

Mom, I want a Twinkie. Oh, all right, dear.

Mom, this guy doesn't... Quit it. What is that you're doing?

Mom? Yes, hon?

More Hot Pockets. Right away, hon.

Mr. President! Mr. President!

Mr. Triscotti, I wasn't aware... We have worked years

My mom's the best mom My mom's the best mom

No more time outs, fat ass! Time out. Time out, Kyle.

No problem. We can handle it!

No turning back now, Gary. Oh, my God, I think I'm gonna be sick.

No, don't do it! What's the big deal, Kyle?

No, it's okay, you guys go on ahead. No, we'll stay here, too.

No, ma'am. Okay.

No, no, it's not that. Yes, it is.

No! It was a trick!

No! Wait a minute!

No. Oh, no! Oh, they got me bad.

Nobody moves, nobody gets hurt. Mingey, what are you doing?

None? Satan mocks us.

Now return with us to Otter Bay. Sorry, Blavius, I've got other plans.

O'Reilly, you got a shot? I got it.

Oh, crap, Ranger McFriendly. Who?

Oh, God damn it. Oh, look, it came back.

Oh, good. Thank God.

Oh, hello, Coach. Oh, hi, Doc. How's he doing?

Oh, hey, Kyle. Oh, hey, dude.

Oh, Jesus, no! I don't want to be a murderer.

Oh, my God! Kid Four was filled with hope...

Oh, no! Oh, no!

Oh, poor kid, poor kid. Poor kid.

Oh, the blood. Try to hang on, Gar!

Oh, well, that's good. What kind of job?

Oh, yeah, baby. Oh, yeah!

Oh, you stupid twit! Don't call me a twit, Geraldo!

Oh. Our little Nelson,

Oh. Yeah.

Oi, who's that? Is that you, Gary? Yes, it's me. You think you got it bad?

Okay! Got it!

Okay? Okay.

Okay. Hold on,

Okay. Well...

Our plan is ruined! No!

Pancakes for you, Captain? I'll be the Captain and you be Tenille!

Please don't ice me, homie. You better have a good reason, sucka!

Please, be careful. You are frail. Is the Wii out? Where is the Wii?

Quit it. Quit it, Kyle.

Randy? What's wrong? Oh.

Ready. Ready.

Red Wings! Red Wings! Red Wings! Red Wings! Red Wings! Red Wings!

Right? That's right.

Satan's trickery knows no bounds! That's it.

Sharon! Where's Stan? I don't know.

So how do you like the neighbourhood? Oh, it's gorgeous.

So what can we do? I'm afraid there's no simple answer.

So what? "So what"?

So where to now? See where I am? It's this way.

So? So?

Sound the nafferty! The nafferty!

Stan! What?

Stan! What? What?

Stan? Oh, hey, Dad.

Stay back, mate! Drop the gun and step away.

Stop it. Quit it, Kyle. Quit it.

Stop wasting my time. Don't get snooty with me, Gary.

Store is now open, welcome. Finally!

Suck my asshole, taco bender. See?

Sure, homie. I got your back, yo. And it's not too late!

Sure! Let's go. Come on.

T.C.! We're under attack! By who?

Thanks, Oprah, you're a real friend. See you tomorrow.

That doesn't make any sense. He could be half bear and half ManPig.

That isn't gonna work on them. Why not?

That's it. That's the last one. Keenan.

That's pretty cool. Hey, Sharon! Cool this, sucka!

Then they have to play. Yeah.

There you are, Eric! Mom! Mom, they did it!

These aren't the right wristbands. Yes, they are.

They did it! Our world is saved!

They did it! They killed him.

They just moved there. Take that, Jew boy.

They'll fry me and lock you up for life. Oh, Mingey, I'm so scared.

This is terrible. It's okay! It's okay! I found a backup!

This your bike? Yes.

To Los Angeles? If that's what it takes, yes.

Totally! Come on!

We don't get to play? We don't get to play?

We got that flatbed. Okay, we're just going to need to...

We got the walkie talkie you asked for. Put it underneath me.

We have to do something! Like what?

We have to get out of here. What?

We have to teach it. Evolution is a theory.

Welcome to Zeebod's toys! I want one of those time phone things!

Well, he is. Where is the going away party?

Well, Kyle, we better get going. Yeah!

Well, so long, then. Just what the hell is that thing?

Well, thanks, Officer Dickhole! Dad, let's just go.

Well, that will never happen. Not unless she gets fired.

Well, there could still be a God. What?

Well, who are they going to play? They can take our place.

Well, yes, basically, we are. You seen monkeys at the zoo?

Well, you're a beaner towel! What did you say?

What about San Francisco? Kid, thanks to your gay little song,

What are they? They're manatees.

What are we going to do, Sharon? What?

What are you doing here? Helping my dad pick out

What are you talking about? You don't understand!

What do you do? Eric, if you don't want to eat,

What happened? Shut up.

What is it? The Ferrari cake! It isn't here!

What is that? It's the smug

What is the great question? What atheists should call themselves.

What on earth are you doing? Don't ask me! I'm a...monkey!

What the hell was that? Cartman?

What the... Thanks.

What was what? I said thank you.

What, hon? Bathroom!

What? Come with me.

What? I gotta... I gotta go.

What? It's a miracle.

What? Something's wrong with Chef.

What? We need to be

What? Why would they...

What? You guys, this is our party.

What? Don't even tell me that! It was never delivered to the hotel.

What? What's the big deal? What's the big deal?

What's going on, Dad? Just get the gun!

What's this? Oh, sorry, Randy,

What's this? What is she doing? I don't understand, Mingey!

When does it come out? Three weeks.

Where am I? My name is Shvek. You are safe.

Where is he? Who are you?

Where? I don't know.

Where's Ike? He was just here!

Where's your car? We took a cab here.

Who are they? The Alliance Atheists!

Who are you talking to, muffin? I can't wait two months! I can't!

Who are you? Listen to me.

Who is this? This is Gary.

Who? How come your head ain't in the sand?

Who's lousing? Come here. Shut up.

Why? I just...

Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win!

Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win! Win!

Yeah, why did you quit? There weren't enough Italians to eat.

Yeah, why? Because it's being towed.

Yeah! All right, come on, guys!

Yeah! All right!

Yeah! Not him! You!

Yeah! That's right!

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah? Well, you're a towel. You're a towel!

Yeah. And you are a towel?

Yeah. Attention, students.

Yeah. Fine. That's the way you want it.

Yeah. Like what?

Yeah. Make sure your snorkel is working.

Yeah. That's right.

Yeah. Well, it just so happens

Yeah. Yeah, that's right.

Yes, I'm cereal. Don't worry, we can stop him.

Yes. No.

Yes. Yeah!

You are the pack leader now. I am the pack leader.

You better get us out of here, asshole. Me?

You do? Yes.

You get him, Oprah! Yeah!

You most certainly will! But, Dad, I want to learn everything.

You need help? I'm fine.

You nincompoop! That was the baker! He startled me!

You said it. No!

You set? I'm set!

You? I have a Warcraft character.

You're a towel! No, you're a towel.

You're a towel. No. I'm a big book publisher

You're afraid to do it, too! I am not!

You're calling off the rescue? We didn't plan on a freak river flood.

...gave Hattie McDaniel an Oscar in 1939 when blacks were still sitting...

...ones who talked about AIDS when it was just being...

...Oscar winner, George Clooney. Sexiest Man Alive.

...out of touch in Hollywood

...proud to be part of this community...

...rights when it wasn't really popular...

...starting in a small town in central Colorado.

...talked about AIDS when it was just being whispered...

...thing about winning an Academy Award...

...you know, we are a little bit out of touch in Hollywood...

...you, asshole. You can go...yourself.

'cause it's the only way to make sure ManBearPig never comes out!

'cause one of you thought it would be a good idea...

"But the Bubble Gum Prince wasn't afraid.

"Earth to America, hello? This is simple stuff here..."

"He knew that the Land of Chocolate was safe for ever and ever."

"Hey, your sense of humour reminds me of Family Guy, Cartman."

"How can a human being go through all this and still turn out okay?"

"I am a person who often gets hung out to dry by all those around me

"Ike, I long to feel your arms around me?"

"You put so many things in my vagina, maybe I should charge you."

South Park - Season 10
South Park - Season 10: A Satirical Masterpiece South Park - Season 10 is a television show that aired in the year 2006. This season of the iconic animated series, created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, continued to push boundaries and deliver biting social commentary in its own unique and irreverent style. As the show's tenth season, it showcased the continued growth and evolution of both the characters and their creators. The cast of South Park - Season 10 includes: 1. Stan Marsh - Voiced by Trey Parker, Stan is the level-headed and moral center of the group. He often finds himself leading the charge against the bizarre happenings in their small Colorado town. 2. Kyle Broflovski - Also voiced by Trey Parker, Kyle is Stan's best friend and often serves as the voice of reason. He frequently finds himself at odds with the town's residents due to his strong moral compass. 3. Eric Cartman - Voiced by Matt Stone, Cartman is one of the most iconic characters in the series. He is known for his selfishness, manipulative nature, and bigoted views. He adds a hefty dose of chaos and controversy to every episode. 4. Kenny McCormick - Kenny, voiced by Matt Stone, is the poor and unfortunate friend who frequently meets untimely and comedic deaths. Despite his constant demise, he always comes back in the following episode as if nothing happened. During South Park - Season 10, viewers were treated to a plethora of unforgettable episodes that tackled a wide range of topics. From controversial current events to pop culture parodies, this season left no stone unturned. One standout episode from Season 10 is "Make Love, Not Warcraft." In this unforgettable installment, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny become obsessed with the popular online game World of Warcraft. As they spend endless hours on the game, they do battle with a high-level player known as "The Sword of a Thousand Truths." This episode brilliantly satirizes the addictive nature of video games and the dedication players have to their virtual lives. It remains one of the most beloved episodes of the entire series. Another notable episode is "A Million Little Fibers." This episode parodies the controversy surrounding James Frey's memoir, "A Million Little Pieces," which was later revealed to contain fabricated details. In the South Park version, Towelie, a talking towel, pens a memoir that is later also revealed to be a fabrication. The episode hilariously satirizes the media's obsession with scandal and the questionable credibility of memoirs. South Park - Season 10 also features several memorable musical numbers. One notable song is "I'm Super," performed by Big Gay Al. In this catchy tune, Big Gay Al proudly declares his superpowers as a gay man. It's a humorous and empowering musical number that showcases the show's inclusivity and acceptance of diverse characters. If you're a fan of South Park - Season 10 and want to relive these unforgettable moments, you can play and download the sounds here. Whether it's the iconic theme song, character catchphrases, or hilarious musical numbers, these sounds will bring back all the nostalgia and laughter from this satirical masterpiece. In conclusion, South Park - Season 10 remains a standout season in the long-running series. With its sharp social commentary, outrageous humor, and memorable characters, it continues to entertain and challenge viewers. If you haven't watched it yet, dive into the twisted world of South Park and prepare for a wild ride.
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