Curb Your Enthusiasm - Season 1 Edit

A '57 Chevy.

A blow job in the car.

A bow and a card?

A captain? Instead of a waiter?

A color wrap.

A good idea is just to keep driving around and around.

A good lunch, this is the place to go.

A guy that has these shoes.

A lie is a gesture, it's a courtesy. It's a little respect.

A little bit should be the operative word here.

A lot of things to do during the day.

A spider's touch

A weekend house or something. I don't know.

A world without pillows. A Twilight Zone episode, all the pillows, gone.

Aamco: Double A, M C O.

About everything that happened today.

About the possibility of me writing a pilot for her.

Actually I got a bill from you for $1,500.

Actually we're moving to Downey. I'm in Covina right now.

Actually, I was gonna apologize for sitting in your chair.

Actually, I'm in the middle of something right now, so...

Actually, let's go up and see the kids.

After Barneys the other day, we went out to lunch.

After we had intercourse, we got married very quickly.

All gone!

All right, best behavior, please.

All right, bye.

All right, bye.

All right, come on, Vinny.

All right, cool. So, you meeting your ex girlfriend for lunch?

All right, forget it, I'm all done here.

All right, here we go.

All right, I'll see you later, probably. I'm not sure if I'm going.

All right, I'll see you Saturday. You sure everything's all right?

All right, I'll talk to you soon. Bye bye, sorry to interrupt.

All right, if he shows up, call me.

All right, it's yours.

All right, look, set the alarm. Do you know how to set the alarm?

All right, okay, all right.

All right, okay.

All right, take care, goodbye. Say goodbye everyone.

All right, that's good. There's something else I've to tell you.

All right, very good.

All right, we'll think...

All right? I'm stuck with these shoes.

All right.

All right.

All right. See? Now, it's not so funny anymore.

All right. Yes! Go!

All up and down the beach, and hopefully get more people involved.

Allen and Pam from Philadelphia, her cousins, flew in.

Also, her mother was there, too. I forgot to mention that.

Also, I'm gonna need directions to get back to the freeway.

Also, I'm sorry about calling so late, but I thought the cut off time...

Although I don't think he'd bill it as that.

Ambrosia, you know, that fruit salad with the marshmallows...

And a card.

And a line right through the waiter captain.

And all that stuff, but I got a phone call the other day from Wendy Praeger.

And apologize to my parents. It's for me, they're here for another week.

And do something for you.

And get back to me about the invitation.

And go.

And guess what?

And he had to watch some Marx Brothers movies to actually resuscitate him, but...

And he just asked me if he could buy it for his girlfriend...

And he said that he's sorry.

And he thinks it's funny, is that what you're trying to say?

And he told me all about how you met at the Gamblers Anonymous meeting.

And he wants to have dinner with us on Thursday night.

And he was teasing me 'cause I was reading Dog Fancy magazine.

And he was with me today...

And he would make a "Z" on my tummy with a feather...

And her mother said to me, "That's my glass."

And here is a 30 percent tip, and he gets the whole thing.

And I actually just need a minute of your time...

And I ain't no fool for love songs

And I also had an altercation in the hall with one of your patients.

And I bombed, actually, and he got much worse...

And I came home...

And I don't know, she just mentioned she was going shopping...

And I expect to get paid. So I want the check today.

And I go:

And I guess I kinda told him "okay."

And I had no answer.

And I have these boxes in the middle of my living room...

And I just wanted you to come over here for one second.

And I keep waiting for the other girl to show up.

And I look over, and I see Maggie...

And I suggested you.

And I think, I really do want that bracelet.

And I thought, what the hell, I needed some stuff, so I met her there.

And I told her that you don't like people to stay in the guesthouse.

And I told you about my stepfather, and, what happened?

And I took a sip from a glass of water.

And I was thinking, maybe...

And I went... Like that.

And I will move, do you understand me?

And I'd be honored if I could do the play...

And I'm an incest survivor.

And I'm here!

And I'm not gonna say a word, cross my heart.

And I'm not into it.

And if a man answers, hand it back to me, okay?

And if we could, right now, put our hands together...

And if you could just make a phone call, make that happen, that would be so great.

And it butts up against a railroad track.

And it has been bugging me so much, I can't even tell you.

And it just kind of radiates?

And it looks great, by the way.

And it was platinum, it had little diamonds in it.

And it was the last two minutes.

And it's about a 35 , 40 minute drive between the two.

And knew who you were, and liked your work.

And my attention was diverted and...

And my fee, in advance.

And my Uncle Ned on my mother's side...

And my Uncle Pete on my father's side...

And next to them, Brian. You know Brian from the club, right?

And positions and technique, and, you know, undermining each other...

And really beautiful...

And ruined all my chances.

And said that she wanted me to write a pilot for her...

And say this with me:

And she leaned against the back of my hand...

And she said she was going to Barneys...

And she said, "Don't you tell me what to do!"

And she's bringing The Vagina Monologues out here, okay?

And so fun.

And so, I can't even...

And so, I didn't want to just turn...

And teach me how to make it.

And tell him I've got a time thing.

And tell me about... He dates those young girls...

And that crazy woman screamed at you, and it got you some pity points.

And that's Nancy.

And that's what he wanted to be, he was a choirboy.

And the coconut and the cherries.

And the day that we got the call, I was gonna break up...

And the expressions sometimes, on the characters' faces...

And the next thing I knew, I said, "All right, I'll go."

And the table was good? It was great, wasn't it?

And the thing is, she's gonna ask me again.

And then I used a deodorizer spray.

And then later, with his sword.

And then they don't call you?

And then they'll say, "Well, we don't want to go with you."

And then, here's the coup de grâce, you look at her breasts!

And there's something called an incest survivor group.

And they have some very colorful characters.

And they were about to announce the best actress category...

And they were even bickering while they were having sex with me...

And this evening was the only time they could all get together.

And this is our number one rule here:

And this sort of establishes a circle of sharing.

And those are my notes, and these are my bills and stuff.

And those seats are like this.

And we managed to get a Paul Simon concert out of it.

And we spent time with her...

And we would play "Zorro and Consuelo"...

And what a great time she had, and I told her we had a great time.

And who knows, you know what? Maybe I'll be able to need a lawyer someday.

And you can see the new wallpaper. Come on.

And you could get the personal hygiene questions, okay?

And you just drew a line through my waiter captain tip.

And you know what? I passed by that jewelry store on 23rd...

And you said, no, I wasn't available, without consulting me.

And you wanted to already be free.

And you weren't?

And you'll have to kill me before I call her to do that.

And you're ready.

And you're the first people that have actually stopped.

And, became overly avuncular...

And, did not breathe a word of it to anyone.

And, John Debellis called.

And, Larry, by the way...

And, they just deny my existence, you know?

Anna?

Anna?

Any ideas?

Any time you want to go shopping, you let me know.

Anyone who comes in ahead of you gets your spot.

Anything goes wrong... She's not a big porn person.

Anything in that area, that family, okay?

Anyway, I hate to impose on you.

Anyway, I have the unlimited mileage.

Anyway, thanks a lot.

Anyway, what's going on?

Anywhere you want.

Apologize if you have to. Just say you're sorry.

Approached me and told me that they could help me with the recipe...

Are there always barns on farms?

Are you comfortable with that?

Are you even reading those directions?

Are you going to beat me up?

Are you joking me?

Are you joking?

Are you kicking me out?

Are you looking at my breasts?

Are you okay?

Are you out of your mind now? Get Julia back over there?

Are you sure that you qualify with your stepfather? Is that considered incest?

Are you sure? Because I couldn't tell when I put it on.

Are you working, what's going on in your life?

Arguing about who was gonna stand guard...

As soon as we get home, you can go right back to an 8.

Asteroid, hurricane, same thing.

At least an 8.7.

At least lie to us.

At least, please.

At the party, my wife told somebody that I didn't want anybody staying at our house...

Back support. I got a thing with my back.

Bad finger

Bad finger.

Basically.

Beautiful, first down, excellent. That's the call!

Because all the blood just goes.

Because any idiot could tell that was just material.

Because he was in the Beth Shalom choir.

Because I can't find my bracelet. You know the bracelet that you like?

Because I got them back at the bowling alley.

Because I have a lot of things going on in my life, too.

Because I took so long in your husband's office that day...

Because it is a few miles...

Because Maggie and Mike are going to Martha's Vineyard.

Because now I'm busy, and I can't talk to you anymore.

Because of one stupid little joke I made in the car?

Because of the tent in the pants, and she looked down.

Because penises don't look as attractive, and that's why...

Because that guy gave them to you by mistake the other day.

Because the entrées are cheaper à la carte, Mom.

Because you had an erection.

Because you're wearing your fucking shoes in my house!

Becky really wants to get married.

Before I would try and make a breast move, you know?

Before the movie started.

Berating each other while they were doing it.

Big fat guy, and a woman, a real jazzy number.

Bill and Hillary flew in this morning...

Bob Shaw called. He just wanted to say hi.

Bobby, what are you doing? It's so late. Go on upstairs...

Bobby? Great!

Both of them obviously drunk out of their minds.

Boy, this is very complicated.

Bring in the goddamn TV and be done with it!

Bring it by your house.

Bring your glasses, but leave your plates. Please do not touch your plates.

Brown shoes, they had tan laces.

But as long you're taken care of, I guess that's all that really matters.

But he asked lots of questions about my personal hygiene, too.

But I can make it out.

But I could stay hard the longest.

But I don't understand the "thought" part.

But I gave you the money, so give it back to me.

But I hope you enjoy your dinner nevertheless.

But I think your friend, Nancy...

But I try to be a nice human being. Forget about it.

But I was in the other room and I heard it.

But I was just wondering if they consider that incest or not.

But I'm hungry and we'll come back.

But I'm not really crazy about those camcorders.

But if you bring it with you, if you have it there...

But it doesn't work in here! It just doesn't fit!

But it was, nevertheless, a meeting.

But it's always been a dream of mine...

But just every week, I end up writing her an apology letter.

But now they think I don't want them staying in the guesthouse.

But really personal.

But Saturday night at dinner, could we maybe try to have an apology for this?

But she really has an inner beauty, didn't you think?

But she's gonna be laid up for a while, I'm afraid.

But thank you.

But there are only gonna be two of us.

But they don't have the tape and scissor.

But this is a young... This would be Keri Russell style, you know, Felicity.

But this pad is really important.

But we can't give preferential treatment here.

But we could have a very decent ride home with a 7.

But we didn't watch it when it was on, and now it's on the reruns.

But we have to continue.

But we were a little upset that there was no obituary.

But we're in the last two minutes of the game.

But what happened was, I got in a fight with Richard Lewis...

But you can never do that because...

But you couldn't be polite, reach down and pick up the ball?

But you don't have to learn any lines. You can use the script on stage.

But you gotta go someplace else for the paper.

But, anytime I want to have it, I can't.

But, I kind of feel like what happened...

But, you called him "Todd."

But, you can bring your ex girlfriends...

By five minutes.

By our genitalia...

By sundown? And is a posse gonna come get me?

By sundown? What are you, Gary Cooper?

By the way, I've got some more news, too...

Bye bye.

Bye, Cheryl. Nice meeting you.

Bye.

Bye.

Call me anyhow. I'm nuts! 'Bye.

Can I ask you a question?

Can I get you anything to drink, some coffee, water, juice?

Can I give you, like, 10 free passes? Do you guys bowl a lot?

Can I just say something here? Okay.

Can I see that watch there? Where'd you get that?

Can I see that? That is really sweet.

Can I tell a porn story?

Can we please go back to Colgate?

Can you believe that? Did you hear that?

Can you do me a favor? This afternoon, come by the house...

Can you figure this out?

Can't get close to a woman. It's a terrible thing.

Can't go on.

Can't we talk about stocks?

Can't win, really.

Changed policies?

Cheryl actually was just...

Cheryl and I were...

Cheryl bought the same bracelet that you...

Cheryl called. She wanted me to remind you to come home early tonight, okay?

Cheryl, come here for a second.

Cheryl, Larry, join us, we got the corner table.

Cheryl's home.

Cheryl's not talking to me, that's all.

Chicken I'orange, seafood salad, soufflé.

Cinnamon, his wife.

Come on in here. Hey, everybody!

Come on in, though. I'll show you around later.

Come on in.

Come on, "ruined it." If I did, I did you a favor, by the way.

Come on, give me five minutes.

Come on, it's the last two minutes. I'll be right up, okay?

Come on, sit down, Larry. Everybody, just dig right in.

Come on.

Come with me, please.

Congratulations on this. And your marriage and all this wonderful stuff.

Congratulations, she emerges.

Could you do me a big favor? I owe her money, okay?

Could you go with me?

Could you please do me a favor? I think you're blocking my car.

Could you please tell me what time that woman's appointment was for?

Crazy, Jesus.

Crushed. A '57 Chevy.

Cut my finger this morning trying to put that...

Dean, look, it's Julia Louis Dreyfus. Remember? This is Dean!

Dean, your lawyer friend, I don't think he's competent.

Decaf doesn't work that well. That'll keep me up till 2:00.

Did anybody tell you you could do that?

Did he say anything to you?

Did he tell you this was a dinner party, Larry?

Did she have an attitude, or is it my imagination?

Did she say anything?

Did Ted Danson or Mary Steenburgen call?

Did Ted or Mary say anything about me?

Did we do something to offend them?

Did we not see a show on that boat?

Did you ever hear the word "decaf"?

Did you find a little brown pad, it has a little black trimming on the side?

Did you fly in from Florida?

Did you hear any of that?

Did you hear that?

Did you know that she stole my leftovers?

Did you park in an employee reserved space?

Did you say something? You didn't say anything to her?

Did you see my bracelet?

Did you tell Craig to break up with Becky?

Did you tell the caterer to take things home?

Directions for what?

Do me a favor, turn the air conditioner on, make it a little cool in there.

Do me a favor, will you?

Do me a favor. Call me back and leave me the number of your neighbor, the caterer.

Do me a favor. Let me take care of the sunglasses.

Do me a favor. When I die, let someone else handle the obit, okay?

Do the cast members ever come over to the house?

Do they come here and just hang out with you by the pool and...

Do they ever serve anything like chicken I'orange or tuna tapénade?

Do you care about the finger?

Do you get paid every time they show that?

Do you have any change on you? I need money. No?

Do you have any change on you? Just a quarter?

Do you have my watch, by any chance?

Do you have time, Larry? Come on, I'm serious.

Do you have to have this dinner party? Why do this?

Do you know how awkward that is?

Do you know how much longer he's gonna be?

Do you know...

Do you need a couple of minutes?

Do you see it?

Do you think I can call New York right now? I'm gonna call Seinfeld.

Do you think it would bother you throughout the day?

Do you think she would take it upon herself to...

Do you think that would affect you adversely?

Do you think that would affect you adversely?

Do you think that's a coincidence?

Do you think this is funny, Larry?

Do you think you would notice it?

Do you understand that? I'm pissed, Jeffrey!

Do you wanna bet?

Do you wanna know what this little shit took?

Do you want me to spell it out? Can you go with me?

Do you want somebody just mauling you all the time?

Doctor will be right in to see you.

Doctor will be with you in a few minutes, thank you.

Does he have the apple turnovers, or do you have them?

Does she ask you to go over the Neil Simon scripts at night?

Does she give you a script and go over the lines with you on the sides?

Does that look familiar at all to you?

Does that mean she's not wonderful or...

Doesn't matter what it is, it's a nice gesture.

Doesn't sound like it's fine.

Don't ask him how his day was. You know, let him examine you, you go out.

Don't bust my balls on this.

Don't ever put me on a speakerphone in your car...

Don't get so impatient, please.

Don't worry about it, okay? I'll be right down.

Don't worry, it's over now.

Don't worry, Jeff set up another meeting.

Don't worry. I would never betray you.

Don't you always keep extra rooms for people?

Don't you understand?

Don't, Larry!

Easily add two. Come on, join us.

Easily, I'd give you 15 minutes.

Easy, 99 88.

Either forgiveness or the sex.

Either just say, "Call me back," or tell me why you're feeling weird.

Elizabeth Taylor wears glasses. She has the exact same glasses!

Elizabeth Taylor wears the exact same glasses.

Elizabeth Taylor wears these sunglasses.

Elizabeth Taylor? You're kidding!

Enjoy the dinner, thank you.

Enjoying the chicken?

Enough with the "sick person," he's not a sick person.

Even before the movie, Larry said, "Look at these pants."

Even when I was dating, I would wait four months...

Ever eat over at that mission on Fourth Street?

Every day's a great day for me.

Every single time they get in this position.

Everybody stay here, okay?

Everyone sit down. There's glass on the floor. No one move.

Everything's gone!

Everything's heaven with him.

Exactly how much time, hopefully, everyone's gonna be saving...

Excuse me for a second.

Excuse me one second.

Excuse me one second.

Excuse me, are you guests at the hotel this evening?

Excuse me, could you help me out here? I'm trying to get to Jake's Way.

Excuse me, one at a time.

Excuse me, please!

Excuse me, sir, could you do me a favor?

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. No, sir, no, I'm sorry. We will not be accepting that from you.

Familiar ways...

Fat man!

Finally, they got him out of the car...

Fine, you can go back to your Vagina Monologues. Thank you.

Fine.

First come, first served, it's unbelievable.

First of all, because he's fixing Jeff's car. I didn't want to start up with him.

First of all, I'm getting... I have that irregular heart thing.

First of all, they're not breasts, they're just big chemical balls, okay?

Firstly, there's no way I can have dinner with you on Saturday night. That's out.

Five have signed on. One couple won't sign it, they wanna meet us first.

For an aunt? For an aunt who doesn't even live where you live...

For an idiot like me to ever break up with a woman.

For calling me a fat idiot, listen.

For five hours, explaining to him why I hung up, and I don't want that.

For my guests!

For parking we take the money, but not from...

For somebody to wait till they...

For this policy, you don't need appointments.

For transmissions that I fixed six years ago.

For what you did for me? That was a wonderful dinner.

For years, I know her.

Forget about that tonight. You wanna play golf this weekend?

Forget it, I'm not gonna say that.

Forget it, these are extenuating circumstances.

From now on, you know what we'll have in this office?

Fuck him!

Fuck!

Fun, fun stuff.

Gentlemen, I cannot have the two of you standing in the lobby of the hotel...

Get out of here, you fucking piece of shit! Get out, you filthy animal!

Get the coats!

Get the kid to burn my house, so I don't have to worry about the wire.

Get the TV from the bedroom?

Gil Thilander.

Give me a few minutes, I'll be back, and we'll fix it.

Give me another 10 minutes with this lunatic.

Give me some bread, all right.

Give me your prescription and we'll make them prescription glasses.

Give me your prescription and we'll make them prescription glasses.

Give you a case, I'll throw in some lens cleaner.

Gives him pleasure to use the rental car anyway.

Gladys, I'll be right back. I'm just gonna get a birthday present.

Gladys, you're here, okay, Barbara? George, right here.

Go ahead.

Go back an hour and pretend this never happened, okay?

Go back an hour?

Go on in.

Go on.

Go up to my bedroom.

God, Larry!

God.

Going shopping at Barneys.

Good evening, how are you this evening?

Good for you, Wendy, do you need help?

Good morning!

Good morning.

Good night, nurse!

Good point.

Good to be home.

Good to meet you.

Good to see you.

Good to see you. And you.

Good, 'cause you're the only person I ever told about that.

Good, Cheryl and I are going on Saturday night.

Good.

Good.

Good. Good catch. Get out of bounds!

Good. On that note, if you'd like to share.

Good. Thank you so very much.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Got change for a $20?

Got her some roses. Boy, it's amazing how these roses work.

Grab a bagel from the kitchen and get out.

Great place, my wife jokingly refers to it as the house that cum built.

Great, '57 Chevy. I love those cars.

Great, Diane's been waiting, come on in.

Great, see? She never even saw the show, good going.

Great, we're all made up. Everything's great.

Great.

Griffin is my nephew.

Guess I'll go to a hotel.

Guess so.

Guess what I'm getting?

Had he been a kleptomaniac or another kind of maniac...

Had to taste a chocolate bar. "I'm in heaven."

Half of the waiter's? Half of my 20 percent allotment to the waiter?

Happy birthday.

Have a seat, read a magazine.

Have you heard of this new restaurant called Mama's Boy?

He broke up with her last night and...

He burned down the canteen, and the cabin, but they were both accidents.

He called, he said, "I'll be home in 20 or 25 minutes.

He can do that kind of thing.

He can't see, and you have intimacy problems.

He comes an hour late, and he wears shoes in my house?

He comes on The Tonight Show once in a while.

He could've invited me to go along with him. What's the big deal?

He didn't tell us the truth about what we had to move.

He does?

He gave them to me. What was he thinking?

He got an erection, it wasn't a big deal.

He got kicked out of the camp, he wants to stay at my house.

He has ransacked our entire house! Do you know what he took, Jeffrey?

He invited us to this party on Saturday night at his house.

He is an honest person. He's very honest.

He just kept repeating something about not being happy.

He just said no without telling me. So, that's what he said he was sorry about.

He keeps telling me every day, "Drop him as a client!"

He kept me waiting for 45 minutes because of his ridiculous...

He knows what he's doing.

He lived in Great Neck.

He looked like Tyrone Power.

He pushed me away because you said, "Sit anywhere you want."

He rammed us from behind and sped away.

He runs over to the craft service table, he comes back, his finger is red.

He said it's okay to start the salad, everybody.

He said not to worry, he said he's got good news.

He said party. I wouldn't go to a dinner party.

He seemed okay...

He set fire to the canteen and his cabin.

He should've said what it was. Now I have to think about this all day?

He started yelling back. The guy got so pissed off...

He talked about Aunt Louise and the minibar.

He talked to me, but I told him to wait till he got back to Tallahassee!

He took our wedding video, okay?

He used to be a porno actor like 15 years ago.

He wanted to play on the stairs, and my sister's like, "No, it's too dangerous."

He was a deceptive blind man.

He was a doctor, an osteopath.

He was so funny, by the way.

He would come into my room wearing a mask...

He'll be over in a little while. Thanks.

He's a eunuch. Yes.

He's a little off, I think.

He's a little strange.

He's a very happy guy. He enjoys things.

He's authorized to be there till 11:00 a.m. Tomorrow, check out time.

He's going to the same movie at the same time.

He's here because I'm paying for him.

He's just not gonna let me out. I'm just out of money.

He's moving to Covina.

He's not...

He's paying you money, though.

He's playing three nights, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

He's playing with my balls.

He's really good at impersonations.

He's right over there.

He's sorry?

He's teasing you all the time.

He's teasing, you know. Let's head outside. Let me show you the problem.

He's the man

He's very good. You told him about the Aamco thing?

Heaven, it was heaven.

Heaven, just heaven.

Hello, Cynthia.

Hello, Gwendolyn.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Yeah.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello. Hi.

Help yourself. Some M&Ms, Toblerone.

Her manager called you. Jeff Greene?

Her money up front, my money now, then we look at the finger.

Her relatives, her parents, friends, they came after me like a pack of...

Here it is. Thank you so very much.

Here she is. Hi, Lucy.

Here you go, Cheryl. Honey, you okay?

Here you go. These are good.

Here, I'll show you how it went. Here's how it went.

Here.

Here's a piece of gum.

Here's to the vagina.

Here's what to do. Here, hold on. Write down your name and number.

Here's what'll happen with that, pal of mine.

Hey, hold the door!

Hey, I remember your face!

Hey, listen...

Hey, Nancy.

Hey, you're gonna get miles.

Hi, Brad.

Hi, come on in.

Hi, Debbie, it's Cheryl David from last night.

Hi, Diane, I'm sorry I'm late.

Hi, Diane.

Hi, how are you?

Hi, I'm in here! Where're you going?

Hi, I'm the salesman from Barneys, Danny.

Hi, Julia.

Hi, Julia. Talk.

Hi, Kim, I'm Diane's assistant.

Hi, may I speak to...

Hi, reservation for 8:00, for David.

Hi, we're not in right now, so just leave a message.

Hi!

Hi! Oh, my God.

Hi! Please come in. Good to see you.

Hi.

Hi.

His testicles were cut off when he was about 13...

Hold the elevator, please?

Hold the elevator!

Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel, how can I help you?

Holy cow, so you flew out here...

Holy shit!

Hopefully, but not me, of course, but I wish everybody good luck.

How about that?

How about that?

How about:

How are you doing?

How are you doing? Nice to meet you.

How are you, Gil? You sounded like my friend John.

How can you not help a blind man?

How come there are only three cars in the driveway?

How come?

How could I call them up and go, "We're waiting for your call."

How could you say "blind man," in front of a blind man?

How dare you?

How do I know now that you pay her money?

How do you do?

How do you feel about that? 'Cause that's the game we're playing now.

How else would we have resolved it so fast?

How long did you date before...

How many frequent flier miles do I need?

How much is he costing us? Larry, should I be upset about this?

How much is the commission? I'll pay it.

How was your meeting with Diane Keaton?

How was your NRDC meeting?

How weird to run into you at Barneys again.

How would one go about getting this gift wrapped?

How would one go about getting this gift wrapped?

How would you go about getting something like this gift wrapped?

How you doing?

How you guys doing?

How'd it go?

How'd that work out for you?

How's everything?

How's it going? It's football again.

How's Jeff?

How's my trooper?

How's your cousin, Griffin?

How's your mother and everything?

How've you been? What's been going on?

However, there is one tradition...

I agree with you there.

I already gave the attendant upstairs $10 for you.

I already...

I am getting a lot of hostility from you.

I am in pretty bad shape, if that's the case.

I am not interested in your creative input about anything.

I am pissed, because my whole life is now in shambles!

I am so blown away by how amazing were you today at Barneys.

I am so impressed that you would come shopping.

I am so sorry about last night.

I am sorry.

I apologized, it's not about that! It's not about that.

I bet in school, you didn't put the little penny in the UNICEF slots?

I bet you're talking about Campers.

I better write that down.

I bought them last night and somebody took them!

I broke up with her. That's great.

I can barely move. I'm just shocked.

I can degrade and defile her.

I can finish my own thought...

I can name sources! Sophia Loren was once a source!

I can see that.

I can't believe he did this. I'm very sorry, that's all I can tell you. 'Bye.

I can't believe it.

I can't believe that she's talking to you about this!

I can't believe they get paid every time it comes on.

I can't believe this woman stole our leftovers!

I can't believe we're actually meeting. This is great.

I can't believe you have to write it down.

I can't believe you stopped. I've been standing here for over an hour...

I can't believe you're even acting like you don't know why we're not invited.

I can't call her now. Won't she know you've told me this?

I can't deal with this. I am sorry.

I can't do anything, Larry, until you pay my wife's fee...

I can't do it because there's something wrong with my stomach.

I can't do it. Larry David, for Dr. Lynch.

I can't do that, Larry.

I can't even lift my sandwich.

I can't guarantee.

I can't impose more on that friendship. She's already done this favor for me.

I can't kick him out, we've got business to do.

I can't live with that wire any longer.

I can't see through them, but I can get an idea.