The Accountant (2016) Soundboard Edit

A Barney Fife type squares off with our boy, gets rattled, pulls his gun.

Agent Medina.

All those cases you put together..

And cheaper hotels have scratchy towels.

And he

And I don't know if I'm ever gonna get out of this fucking place.

And now you want to kill her.

And pull in 50 grand a year? I mean, that's a living.

And then gives almost all of it away?

And we'd be on a plane by now.

Are you a good one?

Attack front entry!

Blackjack.

Bob.

Bobby, you hear me?

BRAX: Rock and roll.

BRAX: Shit, man.

Buried on Sunday (PANTING)

But he didn't.

But I guarantee you,

But I hope our paths never cross again.

But I restore lives, not Dana! Me!

But I went to the library, and I checked out all these books on strategy.

But maybe you enjoy waiting on a schoolyard sucker punch.

Can he visit with you for a while, Justine?

Can our son lead a normal life?

Check skylights, check windows.

CHRIS: Born on a Monday

CHRIS: Over the last two years,

CHRIS: Yeah, I'll meet

CHRIS' FATHER: I'm just asking you to stay.

Christian Wolff, Carl Gauss, Lou Lewis Carroll.

Come on! Drive! Drive now!

Crazy Eddie and the Panama Pump.

Crazy Eddie Antar and the Panama Pump. Have you ever heard of...

Department of Defense classified accounts

Depreciation schedules on hundreds of different items

DETENTION GUARD: Stand clear of the gate.

Died on a Saturday Buried on Sunday

Died on Saturday

Died on Saturday Buried on Sunday

Do you think that's true?

Doc, she could backdoor the Pentagon with that rig. (CHUCKLES)

DOLORES: Dolores.

Ed was a diabetic for 30 years

Enough

Every one.

Finally. All right. Let's do another one.

Four with incomes over a million.

Free of charge, working with me in a sensory friendly environment?

Give me something

God damn it!

Good night, son.

Grown?

He can't clean that kind of money through an accounting firm.

He cooked for three days, but lived.

He deposited money in Tel Aviv,

He doesn't understand how to tell us.

He had Francis in a couple hours.

He owned a string of electronic stores in New York City in the '80s.

He roomed with Francis.

He told my brother, Lamar, that you were nothing short of supernatural

He took the company public at $8 a share.

He was concerned that I might be taken advantage of somehow,

He was processed out, and he lost the only protection he had.

He's a fucking killer.

He's clean.

He's got a network of 'em.

He's lost, and he needs our help.

He's using the names of famous mathematicians as a cover.

Headshot, headshot, headshot

Hello?

High tech security cameras back here,

His late wife's former husband.

How about now?

How does he cover this?

I bring my own lunch, too

I cross referenced them by year, and alphabetically, so...

I didn't make small talk. What's it matter what he sounded...

I don't eat donuts

I gave you a PhD in black money, but you gotta learn this.

I got nothing.

I haven't finished yet.

I just wanted to walk into the gym and have everybody say Wow!

I knew where you were.

I missed you.

I need to finish! I need to finish!

I started looking forward to the day again.

I used the extra cash to pay for a limo.

I want to.

I'll handle this accountant myself

I'll never forget that voice.

I'm Lamar Blackburn's oldest friend.

I'm not a fan of labels, ma'am.

I'm sorry, Braxton.

I'm the person who first noticed the missing..

I've also got an audio file here

If that were true, you'd be covered in blood and snot, not them.

Ike?

In front of the TV, at the kitchen table.

Infrared, weatherproof.

IRS AGENT: In the US, 104 men,

Is that a nine millimeter?

It's, uh, approximately 200, uh...

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.

Justine's one of our few full time residents.

Kill you both, burn the place to the ground

Let me introduce you to the person leading the investigation...

Living Robotics.

Lou Carroll.

Man down!

MAN: Move it!

MARYBETH: Okay, get me that recording ASAP

MARYBETH: Were you a good dad, Ray King?

Maybe I could see you in a week?

MOBSTER 4: Hey!

Mom! Mom! Mom!

Money to be used for neuroprosthetics, nanotechnology.

Move it to the left side

Mrs. Rice, you may have what the IRS calls a home based business.

My practice focuses on education.

NEUROLOGIST: Oh, why is that?

Nice to see you.

No investment income. He'll concentrate on cash

No other Treasury personnel involved.

No, I'm sure it must've been difficult, but..

No.

No. Hey.

Now, the cartels count their money

Oh, this is bullshit.

Okay, so..

Okay, why take it out and put it back?

Okay..

On a trashy dress that I was gonna wear one time

One accidental death is just that, but two, no.

Or on a security camera, or some nosy neighbor's iPhone

Or we update your photo.

Paul's Laundromat? Are you fucking kidding me?

PENCAK SILAT MASTER: Again!

Please. I worry about you.

Prosthetics division showed tremendous growth over the last 10 years

RAY: Already enhanced.

RAY: Move it!

RAY: Our man had come for revenge.

Ray.

REPORTER: Could you answer the whistleblower question?

Resolution of this case,

Serial number's gone.

She tells me she works for the accountant.

Sick on Thursday

Smoke.

So far outside your legal purview.

So right now, I'm the only thing standing between you and significant prison time.

So, he's laundering it through cash businesses.

So, who is he?

So...

Son of a bitch

Son of a bitch!

Sorry, but how in the world would I know that you have...

Sorry, he said I should..

Spring of 2003, at a funeral home in Kankakee, Illinois.

Stop picking on you, calling you freak.

Stop that. Why are you doing that? Stop that

Techmod fitting, stable joints..

Tell me that's not an original Pollock

Tell me they're all registered as partnerships.

Thank you.

Thanks

That said, money has never been a motivation

That's all you got? I mean, Leavenworth, he'll have military records...

That's difficult to confirm with a rhyme.

That's rough.

That's what would be weird?

The oldest is choosing to be a victim.

They gave me a new handler today.

Those records were sealed.

To leak proof your books.

To money laundering efforts of terrorists

Tomorrow is another day. They have done their best.

TONY: Come on.

TONY: Please.

Uh, yeah

Well, Cancun. Not my proudest moment

Well, initially he was just stealing in garden variety tax evasion,

Well, make it 300 square feet.

Well, maybe not smart enough.

Well, you indicated on your submission

What are you doing in here?

What your pediatrician and all the other NTs have said about your son...

Which means I have an extremely narrow focus

Why he let me live, I didn't know.

Why is Mom leaving?

Why you gonna let me hit you in the same exact spot?

With a degree in criminal justice

Wolff Accounting. 121 South Street, Scottsdale, Arizona.

WOMAN: Done. In the DOT database now

WOMAN: Hello, dreamboat. CHRIS: Dana's in danger

Yeah, must be what...

Yeah? What you think?

Yeah. Exceptionally.

Yes, I do.

You notice anything?

You okay with that?

You somehow

You were recommended by Mansoor Haqqani

You'll have a report for me?

You're a man in your own way

You're my brother.

You're spreading false rumors regarding the health of the company

You're very good, Mr. Wolff.

YOUNG CHRIS: No! Mom! Mom!

YOUNG CHRIS: Worse on Friday Died on Saturday

Your life is unique

Your son is a remarkable young man.

ZZZ?

15 years

(BOTH CHUCKLE) Yes

(CHRIS' FATHER SHUSHING) YOUNG CHRIS: Mom!

(GROANS) (GLASS SHATTERING)

(GUNSHOT) (SCREAMS)

(GUNSHOTS) (CAR ALARM BLARING)

(GUNSHOTS) (MAN GROANING)

(GUNSHOTS) (SHOUTS)

(MAN GROANS) Go, go!

I just got home. You're always...

I wasn't even..

I wasn't even... (GROANS) (THUD)

Medina

on certain patterns. Patterns, yeah

Sorry, I'll come back. No, no, come in, dear

That was the end of Solomon Grundy That was the end of Solomon Grundy

This is crucial. You're frustrated.

Who are you? You can't..

Who authorized it? Ed

.357 Colt Python.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(BOYS CHATTERING)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)

(CHRIS GRUNTS)

(CLEARS THROAT)

(CLEARS THROAT)

(CLICKS TONGUE) Well, you're a liar, Medina.

(CONTINUES GRUNTING)

(CONTINUES GRUNTING)

(CONTINUES SOBBING)

(DANA SCREAMS)

(DOLORES SCREAMING)

(DOOR OPENING)

(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

(GASPS AND COUGHS)

(GASPS)

(GROANING)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GUNSHOT)

(GUNSHOTS CONTINUE)

(GUNSHOTS OVER CELL PHONE)

(INHALES SHARPLY)

(MEN GROANING)

(MOBSTER 3 GRUNTS)

(PANTING)

(REPORTERS CLAMORING)

(SCOFFS)

(SCOFFS)

(SCREAMING)

(SHUSHING)

(SIG HS) Okay.

(SIGHS AND MUMBLES)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS) Department of Labor statistics indicate

(SIRENS WAILING AT A DISTANCE)

(WHIMPERING)

(WHIMPERS)

(YELLS)

(YOUNG BRAX AND YOUNG CHRIS GRUNTING)

(YOUNG CHRIS GRUNTS)

(YOUNG CHRIS SOBBING)