Drive Angry 3D (2011) Soundboard Edit

A cell phone? You mean a cell phone, Milton?

Ah, Milton, so many have tried.

Ah! Yes, the traveler

All right, then.

All the more reason to keep Ms. Piper in close proximity.

ALL: Reborn!

And change the world, did you?

And how did these gentlemen come to be

And I hope you like butter on your popcorn.

And I will so enjoy breaking you the same way.

And now, it means something.

And once you are in, there ain't no getting out.

And she made you pay for it.

And there's nothing you can do to shut it off.

And they're scared of you.

And you didn't even know about it?

Anubis?

Anyone not trying to kill you?

Are you gonna keep stroking that .357, or you gonna yank it?

Are you gonna take that little girl over me?

Are you hungry?

Are you sure about this?

As long as he can

Aw! Now, now, now. For you, handsome,

Because you're obnoxious, first,

Because, you see, badass motherfuckers are never fast enough.

Burning is nothing

But be gone by dawn.

But he did get down on one knee and ask me to be his bride.

But I broke her.

But I have got to know,

But it ain't in Texas.

But only 'cause he paid a little visit to some fellows

But this time it's different 'cause...

CANDY: Come on, baby. Don't be shy.

CANDY: Come on. Come on, move it.

CANDY: Oh, fuck yeah!

CANDY: Oh, yeah.

Cap, he's green, that's all.

Come on, let's get him!

Compared to watching your child's head being torn off.

Dickless made you swear not to tell anyone.

Did she say something funny?

Do as he says, Trooper. You heard the agent.

Don't tell nobody.

Drive Angry (2011)

Everybody, clear the road!

Fire isn't the worst part.

First full moon, she's dead, man.

Fools do not know how blessed they are to

For now, with a single thrust of this dagger,

FRANK: Mom, Mom, look, it's over

From its death, we shall all be reborn.

Fuck you! Die, you..

Fuck you! Fuck you! Get off me!

Fuck!

Full moon's two days off

Get down.

Get out of here!

Get the other gun ready.

Getting you here makes my job easier. You get what you want,

Give me the child.

Goodbye, sweet Piper.

Have issued an all points bulletin for Jonah King's immediate detention

Have you ever heard of a Stillwater Marsh or a Deacon's Tree? In Texas, maybe?

He ain't one of them that killed your daughter, was he?

He isn't! He's the one chasing us!

He knows! He's gonna make us pay!

He stole it to slow me down. He's getting what he wanted.

He was here earlier. Traveling light.

He went alone, you see. I would've gone,

He will try and keep us from what we are rightfully owed.

He's coming around!

He's coming right at us!

He's with the girl in this photo.

Hello, beautiful. Coffee?

Her world was in a tailspin,

Here, take it. No matter what, that child dies tonight.

Hey

Hey, Sarge. Tag these.

Hi.

Honey!

Humanity has endeavored to restrain evil men in prisons.

I ain't never telling you where they've taken her. Never.

I am finished now.

I am going to kill you,

I am one with the darkness.

I am one with the darkness. I am one with the darkness.

I called a cop.

I called you fat fuck. And we had better leave it at that.

I can tell that you are.

I cannot, in good faith, hand over this child to you.

I did, but if he puts me back in that hole, I'll still get out.

I didn't quite hear what you said!

I don't know, I think maybe I can bend the rules a bit.

I don't know, man

I don't see him.

I just want you to know that your daughter's death will pale

I know I don't have a right to ask for your promise

I know.

I never disrobe before a gunfight.

I promise. Milton, I promise.

I said, give me the child.

I said, holster and thank you.

I saw who you are when no one's looking.

I shoot you with this, you know what it means.

I tell you to, and you cut its throat.

I told you I wanted sugar.

I was gonna have to hunt you down

I watched her weep.

I would. Thank you.

I would've gone.

I'd be much obliged.

I'm driving.

I'm going to take a shower, lie in a warm bed,

I'm gonna fuck you up.

I'm gonna take this stick from Kentucky and beat your ass with it

I'm looking for someone. 6'1, not from around here.

I'm looking for someone. Maybe 40 or so, 6'1,

I'm saying he's gotta marry me. I cut him off.

If I see that big old dick anywhere near my face again,

If they take you down, I win.

If we three could apprehend him...

If you give me a lift.

If you win, I win.

In a basement, cutting the heads off of chickens.

In full detail.

In the end, they will all be accounted for.

Investigators refuse to comment

Investigators, in cooperation with the Colorado state police,

Isn't that right, Leather Jacket?

It burns through me

It was four months before she realized quiet meant hiding

It's a full moon tonight.

It's a symbol of our pact with Lord Satan.

It's about the suffering of those you love because

It's not about your suffering,

It's over, Milton. Stop the car.

It's sure to be a grand show.

Jesus, Milton, has anything you told me been true?

Jesus, Milton. How?

Jesus.

Jonah King's into voodoo?

Keep her safe.

KING: And only through..

KING: Don't you see?

Knock her ass out!

Let her go and give me the child.

Let's go!

Look at that handsome devil.

Look upon the messiah of the next age

Look what you made me do! Come on. I'll get you some ice

Look, Hugo Boss,

Look, Troopers, I need your help with my pursuit of this fugitive.

Man, I wouldn't do that if I were you.

MAN: Go! Go! Down!

MAN: Yo, John

Milton,

Milton, if memory serves,

Milton, it's real. Jonah's gonna do it.

Milton, please, don't go.

Milton, those cops shot at us with no warning.

Milton, you got what you wanted.

MILTON: My daughter got mixed up with King straight out of college.

MILTON: No.

Milton!

Milton! Fuck!

Milton.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm mmm.

My business is in Louisiana. Can you get me that far?

My child, it'd be pretty easy for me to shoot you in the throat,

My daddy did some time there before it closed.

My whole life has been nothing but waiting.

No ever loving way in God's good heaven are you an FBI agent.

No goddamn way.

No heaven, no hell.

No tits, no ass, and I told him,

No, Milton. UFOs and Bigfoot and ghosts, that's bullshit.

No, no, no. The old one. The big one in the case, have it ready.

No, you go get the fucking shovels.

No! Milton! Milton!

No! No! Fucking get off me, you motherfucker!

No.

No.

Not even close.

Now, unbuckle the belt.

Now!

Oh, hell.

Oh, Piper.

Oh, shit. Sorry.

Oh, two days. But that's like a decade in horny fucker years

Oh! (CLICKS TONGUE)

Oh! God damn it.

Okay, Deacon's Tree, man. Stillwater Marsh!

On the house? On the fucking house?

On the wrong end of a disagreement?

Once you open those doors, you just can't close them.

Or I could bestow my blessings upon you

Piper, stop!

PIPER: All right, here are them waters.

PIPER: No! No!

PIPER: Yeah, sure did.

PIPER: You know what I mean!

Piper?

Please,

Pretty sure.

Question.

Relax. We gonna throw them muffins out, anyway.

Right here, please.

Sarge, you'd better get this guy out of here right now.

Shall we proceed?

Shall we?

She's here.

Shit.

Shotgun. It's already loaded

Show me your hands, asshole.

SIDE PASSENGER: He knows. He knows what we did to her.

So much spirit.

So, what now?

So, you gonna ask me what time my shift ends?

Son of a bitch shot me!

Son of a bitch! Came out of nowhere

Sorry about that.

Sorry. Shut the fuck up in there! Come on! Shut the fuck up!

Standing on evidence is what he's doing.

Stillwater Marsh Penitentiary shut down ages ago.

Stop you? (SCOFFS)

Take out your phone and call him.

Tap?

Tell him Milton is dead.

That baby is as good as dead.

That depends.

That's against protocol.

That's it. Just the pancakes, if that's okay

THE ACCOUNTANT: I'll be right here.

The Dark Lord, Satan, Beelzebub,

The daughter who you let die!

The doors are still closed

The guest in this room, John Milton, I take it he's not among the departed?

The idea of sacrificing children in his honor annoys him greatly.

They figured out how to bring hell to earth!

They killed my daughter. They took her baby.

They took her baby.

They took her little girl

They were trying to kill you.

They're both with Milton.

This child is unbelievably blessed.

This child will open the door to a new

This does.

This is gonna be fun!

Thought you were dead

TROOPER: It's him.

Two sumbitches in one day? You leave me no choice

Uh, he was...

Understandably, my daughter wanted out.

Unless you'd prefer I call you dead fat fuck.

Wait for me here.

Wait, wait, wait. Get me off this wall. Please. No!

Waiting on tables, waiting on fools, waiting for it just to mean something.

We don't have time for this. They're getting away.

We have been cast out and hunted.

We shall all be set free!

We should hurry. There are probably more.

We was fucking

We will walk through the valley of the shadow of death.

Webster,

WEBSTER: You're dead

Well, look at this.

Were you in prison at all?

What kind of fucking gun is that?

What makes you think you have a choice?

What the hell is that?

What?

What's that supposed to mean?

When she told him she was leaving,

Where are you going? Milton?

Where you going? Please, get me off the wall.

Whoa! Those are fucked. Here, have some water.

Whose blood are you gonna end up covered in this time?

Why do we have two dead Colorado troopers

Why? You wanna join me?

Willful!

WOMAN: No!

Would you have let him do it?

Yeah

Yeah. I mean, I quit my job. Again.

Yeah. This man is highly dangerous

You abandoned your daughter.

You are weary, Milton. You might miss again.

You cease to exist.

You don't wanna be with me?

You drink it. I'll see you at dawn.

You heard about my daughter?

You just keep driving them to us. We'll do the rest.

You know these people?

You rent that out for parties here?

You think there's anybody in there?

You think you're Baron Samedi?

You want me to roll up the window?

You, fat fuck. Come here.

You're a goddamned walking contradiction, you know that?

You're embarrassing yourself.

You're insane, woman.

You've got nowhere else to go, and you know it.

Your car, what kind is it?

Your car? Who's been making the payments,

Your fiancé? No.

Your money's good as any, I expect.

440 or the Hemi?

440.

(BABY CRYING) (SHUSHING)

6'1

All three? The bitch, the sumbitch

and my car! What kind of car?

and the moon is full. Give me the keys.

Didn't she say he was dead? You see him?

Drive the fucking car! I'm driving the goddamn car!

Feisty bitch! Feisty bitch! MAN: We're going for a ride, girl.

FEMALE OPERATOR: 9 1 1. Hi

Hanging tree. Yeah.

I can't do that! Really?

I don't know, man

I won't allow that. Again,

It's... (STATIC BUZZING)

Jesus... Carpenter.

Keep watching! Well, fucking he ain't!

Likely on foot. Who are you?

Milton's work, I take it. Yeah.

No way! Oh! Yes, way!

No, Milton

No, sir. TROOPER: Cap, we got a live one.

No! You sorry mother...

Oh! Fuck, yeah! Um, are we gonna do it?

People are suffering. (LAUGHING)

Shit! Shit! Shit! I think we lost him.

TROOPER 1: Excuse me? Keep your hands where I can see them.

What kind of car, Frank? What?

What's your emergency? About that fella

Why are you really helping me? We all have a job to do.

Why? Because...

You sure? Howdy.

You. Hey, hey, hey! Captain!

.45s

(ALL CHEERING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

(BABY CRYING)

(BABY GURGLING)

(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

(CANDY CONTINUES HYPERVENTILATING)

(CAR APPROACHING)

(CHILD SHOUTING)

(CONTINUES HUMMING)

(CRASHING)

(EXHALES)

(FRANK GROANS)

(FUCK THE PAIN AWAY PLAYING)

(GASPS)

(GASPS) Drop it!

(GROANING)

(GROANING)

(GROANING)

(GROANING)

(GROANING)

(GROANS)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTS)

(HORNS HONKING)

(HUMMING)

(KING SHUSHING)

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHS) Well, then you should've done it a long time ago.

(MILTON GROANING)

(PANTING)

(PEOPLE SINGING ALL THINGS BRIGHT AND BEAUTIFUL)

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

(SANDMAN PLAYING)

(SCREAMING IN RAGE)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(SIGHS)

(SNIFFS)

(SOBBING)

(SOBBING)

(TASER CONTINUES BUZZING)

(THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT PLAYING ON RADIO)

(THE ACCOUNTANT CLEARS THROAT)

(TIRES SQUEAL)

(WHISTLING)

(WOMAN MOANING)

♪ (SINGING) ♪ ♪ Ride with the devil ♪

♪ (SINGING) Here we are ♪ ♪ Burning up in our cars ♪

♪ (SINGING) Sucking on my titties like ♪ ♪ you wanted me, calling me all the time ♪

♪ A heart not meant to last ♪

♪ Ain't got nothing but, ♪ ♪ the stone that's in my hand ♪

♪ All the love that's in my heart ♪ ♪ And the stone that's in my hand ♪

♪ And in our hearts ♪

♪ As long as I got blood ♪ ♪ rush trough my veins ♪

♪ Fuck the pain away ♪

♪ Fuck the pain away ♪ ♪ Fuck the pain away ♪

♪ Fuck the pain away ♪ ♪ Fuck the pain away ♪

♪ Gimme candy I've never had ♪

♪ I know that you want the candy ♪

♪ I'm still alive ♪

♪ Like an eagle in the eye ♪ ♪ of a hurricane that's abandoned ♪

♪ Raise a little hell ♪ ♪ Raise a little hell ♪

♪ Sugar done break my heart ♪

♪ Tastes so sweet, ♪ ♪ makes good love bad ♪

♪ Tastes so sweet, ♪ ♪ makes good love bad ♪

♪ That goes by the ♪ ♪ name of the sandman ♪

♪ What else is in the ♪ ♪ teaches of Peaches, huh? ♪

♪ (SINGING) ♪ ♪ I know that you want the candy ♪

♪ A grievous time to pass ♪

♪ Fallen out with my love ♪

♪ Fuck the pain away ♪

♪ Gimme candy I've never had ♪

♪ I know that you want the candy ♪

♪ In spite of saddened days..

♪ Raise a little hell ♪ ♪ Raise a little hell ♪

♪ Stone in my hand ♪ ♪ Stone in my hand ♪