Dave (1993) Soundboard Edit

About the worst thing we ever did...

All right.

And he ought to be up and around again sometime soon

And it's not your mouth.

And that's a tragedy...

And the land we belong to is grand

And this is where you'll be sleeping

And turn around

And when we say

Bob.

Bob.

But I realize that's not possible now.

But it's 10:30 at night.

But not very happy about it.

But you're fired.

Calm yourselves.

Can I borrow your...? Thanks.

Certainly

Do you know how many different kinds of laws we've broken?

Do you think they could, rustle up some fresh bratwurst and some hot mustard?

Do you want to go play some ball?

Do you want to tell him that?

Drew.

Excuse me

Fellow Americans.

Freddie Barnes?

Good.

Got you!

He has no...

He's a very good man.

Here we go. First off, we're gonna talk to Ted..

Hey

Hey.

Hold it

Hot lunches.

How's that feel?

I can't believe you would do something like this

I can't do two things at once, you know? I got NSC at 2:30

I don't understand.

I don't want to lose you

I forgot that I had 250 million people...

I have here written proof...

I just dumped it on him instead

I never see him anymore.

I thought maybe it was in the shower.

I understand you find people jobs?

I want to look at Mitchell's proposal.

I was saddened to discover at least 15 separate acts of intervention..

I wish I could be here today under different circumstances.

I wonder if the Communists got him.

I, have a couple of ideas I wanted to share with the country.

I....

I'll see you tomorrow.

I'm Duane Stevenson with the United States Secret Service.

I'm so glad that you're feeling better.

I'm the president, and as they say, the buck stops here.

Is that really true?

It went up in the air

It's designed to bolster individual, confidence..

It's got homeless shelters...

It's not your ear.

Just put them in the really busy places.

Ladies and gentlemen, here he is...

Let me give it a try.

Let's keep moving, folks. We're walking.

Look at that

Makin' lazy circles in the sky

Morning

Mr. Kovic?

Mr. President, I don't know any other way to put it. This dog just won't hunt

Mr. President, Mr. Nance is waiting for you inside.

Mr. President?

Mr. Speaker.

My wife.

No

No, it's a last minute change, Bob.

Of course not. Well, then, that's another 47 million.

Okay, fine

Okay, let's get right to the guts of it.

Okay?

Okay.

Okay. Okay

Oklahoma

President continued his convalescence..

Senators are elected to six year terms and congressmen are elected to two

Shake hands with the president

Share?

She's.... She's Polynesian

Shit.

Sick time is done. Let's call the..

So I take full responsibility for every one of my illegal actions.

So, what do you do the rest of the time?

Thank you.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks. I wrote it

Thanks. That's very funny.

That shelter was in this bill

That's finally over.

The budget is a very complicated thing. Even I don't understand it sometimes

The country is sick

The president and the first lady are going to Club Med, for their vacation....

The president has complete use of his faculties..

The vice president?

The White House classifies the president's condition..

The worst part is that we....

These are the private quarters

They say LBJ used it all the time.

Think a sweater vest would look good on me?

This guy has had a rebirth. This is a different fella in the White House

This is great

Those rumors have been circulating on Capitol Hill now for several weeks.

Tough little moment with the dog

Vice President.

Want to Indian wrestle?

We vetoed that?

We're with the federal government.

We've got so many problems, that we don't even want to look at them anymore.

Well done.

Well, you may not be aware...

Well...

Well....

What about the vice president?

What an honor, really, for all of you. We're walking.

What are you doing over here, David?

What can run all day without ever getting tired?

What would you do if you were still in there?

What?

What's your name?

When did you, first know?

When the wind comes right behind the...

When you hurt someone intentionally, that is not a mistake

While technically a stroke...

Why don't you just go do it?"

Wild?

Yes

Yes, Mr

You bet

You don't call a press conference.

You don't really know how much you can do until you...

You have a lot of secrets.

You know very well that was not a Works Bill you vetoed

You will.

You're a very handsome man.

You're leaving?

You're nobody.

You've got Mr. Crenshaw at 11:30.

Your government needs your help.

Your nose. Exactly

6:30?

Bob. I can kill 100 ordinary people.

But we went there. Dave

Bye, Lola, Kate, Adriana, Pam. Bye, Dave.

He's doing well. Thanks

He's still out to lunch, but looking good. The answer is eight.

Hi, Judy. Hi.

How are you? How you doing?

How did it go? Yeah? I killed them. It was great.

I can't believe he'd do this. I know.

Not gonna give a ticket. Right.

Perfect. Great. I'll see you then.

Probably. We think so

Really? My wife was my campaign manager.

Really? Yes

Right. Morning

We have flyers here. Thanks. All right.

What could it be? The ex vice president

What'd you do? I don't know.

Your boss looks better since the stroke. Thanks, Mr. Speaker.

...against the vice president and president..

...and for all the decent people of this land! God bless you!

...but I saw the crowd and I got excited...

...but there is a posted "No left turn" sign just down the block here.

...by President Mitchell himself.

...concerning First Liberty Savings and Loan...

...convened without so much of an idea of what the president plans to say.

...his former chief of staff.

...I'd like to apologize to the American people.

...interfering with an ongoing Justice Department investigation...

...is a good and decent public servant...

...it kind of reminded me...

...just as the president was concluding his remarks to a joint session of Congress.

...keep the project

...knowing that President Mitchell is fully in control

...making it the most frequently toured home in the country.

...maybe I don't belong here in the first...

...most with the full knowledge of the president, and all of them illegal.

...of the family kitchen..

...on my lunch break.

...on the, new Land Management Legislation.

...proving that Bob Alexander was also involved...

...rate the rehabilitation of our president

...struggling pilgrims...

...the President of the United States.

...the reason we invited you here tonight is because...

...these are a gift from the King of Togo

...thought it out that far.

...to start making some tough choices.

...was hoist somebody's underwear up a flagpole

...was laid to rest at Arlington National Cemetery early this morning.

...who were paying me to make their lives a little bit better.