Drive Angry 3D (2011) Edit

A daughter who hated you.

A lot of daddies love their daughters.

A nationwide Amber Alert is now in full effect.

About fucking time.

Ah, that's better.

Ah!

Aim for their heads. Are we clear?

Aim for their tires.

All I know about you is

All right, then bring me a black coffee with sugar.

All right, then.

ALL: Yes, sir!

Although, our own Nathan Brown has recently learned...

And because I have something I gotta do.

And despite what you've heard, I prefer short hair.

And I saw what that night cost you.

And I went with him.

And if you don't tell me what I want to know.

And King was preaching quiet revolution.

And make sure you peel off before the fireworks.

And offer the sacrifice

And say, Thank you.

And somehow entitled to do what you gotta do.

And soon, the hounds of perdition will howl at our command!

And then I'm going to defile your corpse.

And then my daughter.

And then, we went and got mixed up in the wrong crowd.

And they will continue to suffer until change comes.

And vanished into the darkness.

And we are the rain.

And when we find him, you will shoot to kill.

Angry with attitude.

Anyone tries to hurt her, I'll kill them.

At their tires.

Beat him, slow him, shoot him, even stop him.

Because of what we did. Because of who we took.

Because you think you're better than everyone else,

Because you're a straight up, certifiable, cop killing murderer,

Between now and then,

Black, with sugar.

Bleeds its corrupt soul at our feet.

Bring that baby over here now.

But he was a good father.

But I am armored with a power that you will never know.

But I can get you where you need to be.

But I didn't know.

But I don't think so, Piper. You...

But it don't explain shattering reality.

But no more!

But no one ever reaches the end and says, I wish I hadn't fucked so much.

But sacrificing her under the full moon is okay?

But since Cain fled the murder of his brother,

But you are not fat, Piper.

But you can't kill a dead man.

But you know that, don't you?

Call Jonah King.

Can you explain this, please?

CANDY: Come on.

CANDY: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God!

CANDY: This license isn't just expired, it's antique.

CAP: I want roadblocks, Sarge. All over the state. You know the drill.

Captain, sorry about that.

Captain, you know what this badge means, right?

Change is gonna come.

Christ on a cracker. My apologies.

Cold beer?

Come on, come on!

Come on.

Crushed her so completely, she told everyone you were dead.

Damn it, Milton, shoot him.

Depends on how well you do those nails.

Devils and demons.

Does it matter? Milton. Why is he important to you?

Don't hurt her.

Drop it. Or we will gut her.

Dude,

End of the line, folks.

Even in hell there is compassion.

Everybody, stand down right now, God damn it!

Evil men have fled the walls of punishment.

Federal Bureau of get the fuck out of my way.

Fine. When I'm done, nobody's gonna wanna be with you, ever.

Florida? Hell, no. Texas? Maybe.

Forever?

Forget about it. Who cares?

Frank, sweetie.

FRANK: You made me cheat on you. This is your fault.

Freeze!

Fuck him, motherfucker! Fuck him. Who's a punk ass motherfucker?

Fuck should I know? I woke up and all three were gone.

Fuck you, Piper. We're in...

Fuck you!

Fucking devil worshippers. They freak me the fuck out.

Funny, he's never mentioned you.

Geez, Milton, how long has it been?

Gentlemen, these two have killed two of our own.

Get down!

Get me a blanket and get a medic in here, too.

Get out! Don't.

Get the fuck back to work.

Get you a drink, friend?

Give me one good reason I shouldn't shoot you in the face.

Give me that thing!

Give me the child.

Give me the keys.

Give me the shells.

Go forth and pour your anger upon him.

Go to him.

God damn it.

Google Maps says it's an eight hour drive.

Greetings, folks. Welcome to the Bull By The Balls.

Guess it's been a while since you did that visiting.

Guess she doesn't know you can

Hang on.

Has it ever happened to you?

He broke her leg in three places with a tire iron.

He can't stomp around the crime scene.

He definitely took the bait.

He has killed. He will kill again. He must be taken down on sight.

He in number 12.

He is the blight,

He killed him while we was fucking!

He loved his daughter.

He was a bad, bad husband.

He was here. Earlier.

He was recruiting for his own personal Armageddon.

He's driving a '69 Charger.

He's not coming?

He's someone else.

He's still coming.

He's traveling with her.

Hell already is walking the earth.

Here we go.

Here you go, big boy.

Here's some muffins and warm milk.

Hey, dickless.

Hey, fuck tard, that's mine.

Hey.

Hi, guys. I'm Piper. Can I get you something to drink?

Hold on tight. It has quite the kick.

Honey, Stillwater is a prison.

How are you still alive?

How come he ain't dead?

How did you get out with the God killer?

How is this possible?

How long were you in prison?

How many times you walk towards the straight and narrow

I actually look forward to that.

I always feel a little randy with a full moon.

I am going to get her back.

I appreciate the ride.

I can fix that if you'd like.

I carried his coffin.

I could take your life.

I could use a drink.

I did.

I didn't find out about any of this until...

I didn't have my thumb out.

I didn't have to do it a long time ago, did I?

I don't know, my man's out of work and we just got engaged.

I don't know.

I don't pick up hitchhikers.

I don't...

I guess.

I happen to know,

I just walked in and took it.

I keep it with me wherever I go.

I know it.

I know where you can find him.

I know you want to make them pay.

I know.

I lifted it for protection.

I mean, why didn't you help her before?

I need to reload. You drive.

I need to see some IDs, too.

I need you boys to stand down.

I need you. But I won't lie to you.

I really did.

I said bring the fucking baby to me!

I said, We're in...

I saw the whole thing.

I told you, you fat fuck son of a bitch, never touch me like that again.

I tried to get her back.

I used to know a guy who lived out this way. You have one of those

I want him to witness this.

I watched her curse me.

I watched her join that cult.

I watched the murders.

I won't see you again until you're 73.

I would have jacked his sorry ass ages ago and put this shit hole in rear view.

I'd enjoy a visit with his sister.

I'd say it's unfortunate, but I'd be lying.

I'll be right back with the flapjacks.

I'll fucking kill you!

I'll get you that coffee.

I'm Candy.

I'm curious,

I'm curious, and I never get curious.

I'm going to kill you.

I'm gonna beat you to death with all that's left of your daughter.

I'm gonna cut your nuts off.

I'm gonna die, ain't I?

I'm gonna go to jail! Do you understand that? Fuck!

I'm gonna tell everybody what I caught you doing with my pink dildo.

I'm in pursuit of a traveler. John, John Milton.

I'm Milton.

I'm not going alone.

I'm not of this earth.

I'm only going as far as Blackfoot Falls. The truck stop there.

I'm sorry, man.

I'm sorry.

I'm The Accountant.

I'm The Accountant.

I'm with you until the end.

I've changed my mind about you, Piper.

I've had a lot on my mind.

If forever to you is the next five seconds, then you would be right.

If I kill you, you can't take him.

If they're not gonna pay for them, somebody's gonna have to pay the price.

If you stole my ride,

In another life, I used to drive a truck through these parts.

In connection with the murders of a young married couple in Loveland, Colorado.

In other news tonight,

In there.

Is he a good man?

Is it hers?

It burns through me. Now to you.

It don't matter. He's gonna be.

It seems you're serving two masters.

It will if I add you to the books.

It's just a graze.

It's never happened to me before, you know?

It's still in there.

It's the video feed.

Jesus, what have I done?

Jesus.

John, I can't fix that car.

Just keep driving.

Just so you know,

Just so you know, I don't plan on staying.

KING: Back off!

KING: My children,

KING: You're so willful.

Last hanging was in '38. They left the tree to taunt the inmates.

Let me know if I hurt you, Milton.

Let's get a shrink in here, too.

Let's go for a ride.

Look around you. World is on fire.

Lou, one Brickhouse!

Love her for me, Piper.

Love her, and make her yours.

Lucifer,

MAN: But you shot him in the face.

MAN: It's a nice place you got.

MAN: That's him.

MAN: We don't play, boy.

MAN: What the fuck?

May as well give the boys a clear shot

Messing with powers they ought not to. Turns my shit white.

Milton, isn't it?

Milton, that's his van.

Milton, you owe me some answers.

Milton, you wouldn't be here without me, you ungrateful shit.

Milton, your daughter was in a cult for two years,

Milton.

Milton.

MONA: What the hell do you think you're doing? Psycho bitch.

Move it. You can move that cock.

Muffins are on me. I quit.

My daughter was 16 when I got shot.

My tree hugging, sandal wearing son in law first, and then...

Need some help there?

New details are emerging in the case of a missing Colorado infant.

NEWSREADER: ...March 1 5th, in a dumpster behind a local strip club.

Next time, I'll shoot you in your fucking mouth.

No more.

No, Milton.

No, no, no. You're not taking my car.

No, toots.

No!

No! Please, don't take my baby.

No.

No. You went alone last time.

None of it's real.

Not unless I'm drinking it from Jonah King's skull.

Not voodoo, satanic magic.

Nothing of this earth can kill me.

Nothing yet.

Now we drive.

Now, before it's too late.

Now, get the fucking shovels out of the truck.

Now, lower your weapon.

Now, that's a hell of a ride out there. Is that yours?

Now, that's not so bad.

Now, we are going to hunt this Milton.

Oh, baby. Why don't you fuck naked?

Oh, baby. You don't think I can find a guy better than you in Florida?

Oh, God, no. If Frank had money for a diamond,

Oh, Milton, I will kill that pretty little woman in the backseat to get to you.

Oh, my God. How long has it been?

Oh, yeah? You think you can stop all this?

Oh, yeah.

Oh! Motherfuck!

Oh.

Okay, coming right up.

Oklahoma?

On foot.

Only his mother will miss him.

Only three bullets to begin.

Only to get covered up in someone else's blood?

Or I'll blow all your heads off.

Pact, huh? Ooh!

Piper,

Piper, he didn't steal that to stop me.

Piper, Piper, I can explain. She was just showing me something.

Piper, wait!

PIPER: Bleeding's almost stopped.

PIPER: Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fucking let me go!

PIPER: Milton.

PIPER: Oh, my God.

PIPER: She knew him? She knew Jonah King?

Piper!

Piper's gone. I just want my car back.

Portable phones?

Probably looked out of place.

Promotion and pay raise. Promotion and pay raise.

Pull over.

Put some honey butter on them muffins. They'll taste an awful lot better that way.

Remarkable.

Reverend Jonah King, the self proclaimed prophet...

Roll it down.

Roy.

See you soon.

See, you gotta be careful. You're gonna have to redo that one.

Shall we?

She got Jonah alone and stabbed him in his face

She knew him, yes, yes, she did.

She learned her lesson,

She told everyone you were dead.

She's a Brickhouse breakfast. Ten monster flapjacks for $4.99.

She's dead and hell's gonna walk the motherfucking earth.

She's the last connection to my daughter.

Shit! Shit!

Shithead, shithead, that's...

Shoot to kill.

Simply the warden of a very large prison. Quiet man, actually.

Sir?

Sit on it, baby.

Small town?

So, he bought you a diamond?

So, I tell him, I says, Frank, that's it. No more free milk.

So, I want you to holster that iron God killer,

So, it doesn't matter if you're a badass motherfucker on the run,

So, to protect her, he vanished while she was still in high school.

Someone else will come. Someone else always comes.

Start you off with some drinks?

Stay here.

Step out of the vehicle with your hands raised.

Stillwater is in Louisiana.

Stillwater Marsh, yeah, I've heard of it,

Stillwater! Hey! Hey!

Success will mean promotion, pay raise. I guaran fucking tee it.

Sumbitch kicked me in the... Who are you?

Sure. But if you're looking for a ride...

Teach you, like I taught Milton's daughter.

TEEN: Hey, what does that mean?

Texas, I think.

Thank you, Webster. I don't believe I'll be having that beer just now.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks for that.

Thanks to your lineage.

That baby girl is all I got.

That belonged to your daughter.

That fire making you homesick?

That little roadblock back there, that would have stopped you.

That supposed to mean something to me?

That will set us all free.

That's all you see

That's him!

That's the time it takes him to end your life.

That's what I thought.

That's why I chose you.

THE ACCOUNTANT: Since the birth of time,

The bullet. I can... I can feel it.

The case is set to go to trial in February of 2011.

The Charger? I wish.

The charlatan murders my daughter and then feeds me his philosophy.

The girl is in 11. And Milton,

The kind you use on guys like that.

The little girl on the news?

The rest of you, stand down.

The sumbitch,

The time it takes you to follow your protocols,

The victory is still mine, friend.

Their infant girl is believed to have been abducted by this religious sect.

Then you know why I'm back.

There'll be even more ahead.

Therefore, when I tell you to aim for their tires,

They lie! We are not meek! We are chosen!

They say the meek will inherit.

They say the meek will inherit.

They weren't trying to arrest us, they were trying to kill us.

This is going to be rough.

This Milton is no friend to us.

Thought you were dead.

Thoughtful and he's well read.

To this place where the dying earth

To what is about to befall this child.

TROOPER 1: You call about a stolen car? TROOPER 2: Frank Raimi?

TROOPER: Look, there's Jonah King.

Troopers, fall in!

Troopers, remember why we're here.

Uh huh. Right. Suit yourself then.

Until after I got locked up.

Very well then.

Wait. How did you...

Was a good little follower for 18 months, then one night,

Watch you gurgle, while I eat my morning g****fruit.

We are going to find the Charger that he's driving

We got a fight coming. A glorious battle.

We have come so far

We have to hide the car. I'll push, you steer.

We shall no longer be shunned.

We stand at a crossroads.

We sure do. You planning a party?

We...

We'll bury them out back.

We'll see about that.

We'll take this.

We're gonna kill your friend and the baby. And we're gonna live forever.

Webster will look out for you both,

Well, color me curious, what did you do? And who did you take?

Well, Milton, if you try and kill me and dump me in the woods,

Well, that one loved his little girl enough to make her hate him.

Well, this has all gone to shit.

Well, this is unexpected.

Well...

What do we do?

What have you fucking got me in to? Milton, I shot a cop!

What I mean is

What makes you think you have a choice?

What the hell is this?

What was that all about?

What, are you a murderer? You escape from prison or something?

What? No, Norma Jean. Buy the cow. Marry me.

What'd you call me? What did you just call me?

What's he gonna do? Not let me back in?

Where did he go?

Where is she?

Where you going?

Who are you?

Who killed all them people at the Bull By The Balls last night.

Who killed all them people at the Bull By The Balls last night.

Who the hell do you think you are?

Who wanted to kill us when the job was done.

Why aren't they following us?

Why does everyone keep hurting me?

Why you here?

With a pentagram pendant,

With this sacrifice,

With this sacrifice,

Within our great state of Oklahoma?

WOMAN: Fuck!

WOMAN: I'm going to kill you, you little bitch!

World order.

Would you calm down?

Wouldn't want to be you when he finds out.

Y'all didn't think we could just kick up our heels,

Yeah, go ahead and laugh, boy.

Yeah, he is. I mean, I guess you can just tell these things.

Yeah, I got a cell phone. It's in my purse.

Yeah, this license isn't just expired, it's antique.

Yeah, we've been getting that a lot lately.

Yeah. I'm planning on having one of them tonight.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, we are.

You ain't no cop, me ain't no talking.

You all right?

You almost fucking killed me, man.

You are too willful to be taught.

You be ready now.

You boys have blundered into an ongoing Federal case.

You can use my jacket if you're cold.

You can't stop me.

You cut him off?

You didn't kill him, did you?

You forced my daughter on her knees,

You gonna have to buy the cow, you son of a bitch.

You gonna tap that or what?

You got a problem with that?

You had something to say?

You hoped I was dead. Not the same.

You interest me.

You may recall we broke the story first that the young mother...

You mentioned Florida.

You out of work, skanky, Mona fucking piece of shit?

You planning on staying?

You remind me of her, you know?

You see this here femur bone?

You should. You killed two cops.

You sure about that, sweetie?

You tell him I'm coming. Tell him I'm coming to get her back.

You think I pay you bitches to stand around and yap?

You think you're Loki, huh?

You think you're Wotan?

You took my leg, you fuck!

You wanna guess what Deacon's Tree was?

You want a drink? You gotta be a member. Dry county.

You want to save her, Milton? Then you go, and you do it.

You want us to shoot out his tires, Captain?

You were always partial to the Chevelle, yes?

You were there.

You, I'll see in three months.

You. You! You can't be here.

You're a Fed?

You're gonna be okay now.

You're not gonna reload?

You're not taking my car, bitch!

You're not the first to get out, and I doubt you'll be the last,

You're Piper, right?

You're still here? Milton, the clock's ticking. Midnight approaches,

You're too late. You gotta know that, right?

You're too late. You gotta know that, right?

You're...

Young Ms. Piper, let you in on a little secret.

Your burning.

Your choice, sugar. But either way, we win.

Your daughter's death was an accident.

(LAUGHS) Not just yes, but hell, yes! (LAUGHING)

(SCREAMS) Answer. The.

454? Yeah.

And he took offense? Yes.

And three waters. All right, and what can I get for...

and you and I could... No.

Bag them and tag them. Yes, sir.

Beer. Same.

But the guy in the room, he's... Dead. Yes.

But we didn't order... It's on the house.

But you got out. Yeah, I did.

do my nails. What about your beer?

Get away from her. I think not.

Give me the baby. WOMAN: No!

Go on, what is it? Both.

Go to hell. (SCOFFS) Ha!

How was that? I've seen better.

I called you guys like... There was a traveler.

I get what I want. Then help me now.

I love you, too. ...in the brutal murder of the young parents.

I need you to stay here. What?

I think we lost him. I swear she said he was dead.

I'm gonna bite it in half. (LAUGHS) You said that?

I'm The Accountant. The. ..

Let go of my balls. Shut up.

Look, I gotta go. Cops are here. ...are wanted for questioning...

Milton, what are you doing? I'm going after him.

Milton. MAN: What?

No, no, no. Fuck! Baby, I'm fucking you all right.

No. There are 40 of them down there,

Rookie! Sarge, this old joke,

Scorcher today, huh? Help me.

Stay down. He's alive.

That was in my pocket. Don't look at me like I'm some sort of thief.

That's cute. You haven't told her? Told her what?

The little baby everyone's looking for? Yes.

This is your lucky day. What's the matter. ..

This time it's different. Is it?

We should be... Webster,

What business? I'm looking for someone.

What do you people want with Milton? You're the who?

What's wrong? Nothing.

Where did he go? That way.

Who did? No, you don't understand.

Who's still coming? Milton.

Why are you helping me? It's 'cause of those crazy fucks.

Why you making such a fuss? You know why I'm here.

Would you... Hey!

Yeah. No fucking...

You are ambitious. I guess.

You just gonna ignore me? I'm gonna try.

...forge our bond together.

(ALIVE PLAYING)

(BABY CRYING)

(BABY CRYING)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

(CABLES SPARKING)

(CAMERA CLICKS)

(CANDY CONTINUES MOANING)

(CANDY HYPERVENTILATES)

(CELEBRATIONS CONTINUE)

(CHOKING)

(CHUCKLING)

(CONTINUES GROANING)

(COUGHING)

(DRUM BEATING)

(ENGINE RATTLING)

(ENGINE STALLS)

(EXCLAIMS IN PAIN)

(EXHALES IN FRUSTRATION)

(GROANING)

(GROANING)

(GROANING)

(GROANS)

(GROANS) '69 Charger, you fuck.

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTS)

(HUMMING)

(INAUDIBLE)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING) Amateurs.

(LOUD CRASH)

(MEN WHOOPING)

(MOANING)

(PHONE RINGING)

(PHONE RINGING)

(POLICE SIREN WAILING)

(POLICE SIREN WAILING)

(RAISE A LITTLE HELL PLAYING)

(RIFLES FIRING)

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

(SCREAMING)

(SIDE PASSENGER GROANING)

(SIGHS)

(SNIFFING)

(SNIFFLING)

(SOBBING)

(SOBBING)

(SOBBING) No, Milton.

(STONE IN MY HAND PLAYING)

(THE ANSWER PLAYING)

(TIRES SQUEALING)

(TRUCK APPROACHING)

(TRUCK HONKING)

(WOMAN MOANING)

(YELLING)

♪ (SINGING) ♪ ♪ I'm still alive ♪

♪ (SINGING) All the planes ♪ ♪ have been grounded ♪

♪ All creatures great and small ♪

♪ All things bright and beautiful ♪

♪ All things bright and beautiful ♪ ♪ All creatures great and small ♪

♪ All things wise and wonderful ♪ ♪ The Lord God made them all ♪

♪ ALL: (SINGING) Each little flower that ♪ ♪ opens Each little bird that sings ♪

♪ Fuck the pain away ♪ ♪ Fuck the pain away ♪

♪ Hide with the lord ♪

♪ I got away with it all ♪ ♪ and I'm still alive ♪

♪ I got no army ♪ ♪ Ain't got no land ♪

♪ I got no pistol ♪ ♪ Ain't got no sword ♪

♪ I know that you want the candy ♪

♪ I know that you want the candy ♪

♪ I know that you want the candy ♪

♪ I'll be the last man ♪ ♪ standing on the ground ♪

♪ I'm a runaway train ♪ ♪ on broken track ♪

♪ I'm a ticker on a bomb that ♪ ♪ you can't turn back this time ♪

♪ If you make one wrong move ♪ ♪ with the gun to your head ♪

♪ It's a fact of life ♪

♪ It's been a hell of ride ♪ ♪ Destination still unknown ♪

♪ Let the end of the world ♪ ♪ come tumbling down ♪

♪ Like Blondie, check out my Chrissy ♪ ♪ behind It's fine all of the time ♪

♪ Must have been a miracle ♪

♪ Raise a little hell ♪

♪ Raise a little hell ♪

♪ That's right ♪

♪ The blind are leading the blind ♪

♪ What? ♪

♪ With your tea Lucky ♪ ♪ states as the day breaks ♪

♪ You better walk the line ♪ ♪ or you'll be left for dead ♪