💬 Family Guy (1999)

A "refrigerator door" year.

A a what? A wha..

A Am I am I supposed to touch you?

A concussion?

A confused Jerome..

A couple guys mentioned that today on the field

A crock pot?

A few Celeste pizzas in that fridge

A fistful of baseball cards for us to sign

A flight from San Francisco to Quahog

A friendly massage?!

A guy on cocaine told me I'm the talent

A hundred and you're dead

A little something called American football

A long while back, just before we got married,

A lovely bouquet for a lovely..

A modern day gladiator

A tangled marionette.

A thousand apologies

A vegetable parking lot?

A weekend trip to Boston

A what? Let go of me!

Aah, I'm gonna go hide in my couch fort!

Aah, oh, my God,

Aah, son of a bitch!

Aah, that's not what I want!

Aah!

Aah! Aah! Aah! Too far! Too far!

Aah! Jimmy! Oh, my God!

Aah! My face! Aah!

Aah! San Francisco!

Aah! Son of a bitch! My eyes!

Aah! You're a psycho!

About throwing it straight into the trash six hours later

About what do to if someone flies a drone

About who's been doing your dirty work

About your competitors

Above and beyond, Swanson

Absolutely

Absolutely not, Chris. I will not allow this

Absolutely.

Across the street and watch the cops raid the place?

Across this thing I use to masturbate

Actually, 54

Actually, I already receive The New York Times,

Actually, I use both and do, like, an Indian burn

Actually, one of them is my dad,

Actually, you know what? Ricky Martin

Affected by Y2K

After all, you certainly can't be any worse

After all, you..

After another couple beers.

After you poop

Afternoon!

Again, any volunteers?

Against a million fourth graders, you'd lose

Ah ha! No drugs, huh?

Ah, Brian, you finally made it

Ah, cool!

Ah, crap, he's even in the cutaways!

Ah, crap.

Ah, damn it, what the hell?!

Ah, damn. I think I was too wordy

Ah, here's my bag.

Ah, it's a little like tennis

Ah, it's so nice getting out of the house

Ah, no harm done

Ah, no!

Ah, right there

Ah, San Francisco

Ah, screw it

Ah, son of a bitch, Joe!

Ah, that stupid, fat guido.

Ah, the bastards kicked me out 'cause I'm not good enough

Ah, the water park

Ah, well, sorry, kids

Ah!

Ah! Chris!

Ah! I got to go buy a house

Ah! Science, help!

Ah. That's actually not a bad idea

Ah. There's the tingle

All in the name of entertainment.

All right

All right, but listen up, Cleveland

All right, everybody bring your phones

All right, finally some peace and quiet,

All right, fine, I haven't

All right, fine, it was about the money

All right, fine, Meg

All right, Griffin, get in there!

All right, guys, let's go drink a bunch of free booze

All right, guys, nothing but the best for you two,

All right, here's 40, blown by the wind

All right, hitting the links

All right, I got a bowl of cereal

All right, I got to get to work by 7:40,

All right, I have time

All right, I'll do it

All right, I'll do it.

All right, I'll go tell the guys I'm not going

All right, I'll see you later

All right, I'm here

All right, if you promise

All right, ladies, I'm going to put this

All right, ladies, line up

All right, let's do it!

All right, let's give it a try

All right, let's let's get you out of here

All right, let's play ball

All right, let's see what's in the in flight magazine.

All right, listen up, maggots! Fun's over!

All right, now how long has your husband smelled like this?

All right, now, if you're going to sell honey

All right, Peter, I'm gonna go

All right, Peter, it's all cued up.

All right, Peter, show 'em what you got

All right, Phil, come stand by me, it's Ashley's turn

All right, plan "B."

All right, Quagmire, we got to talk

All right, Quagmire, you do upper, I'll do lower?

All right, since we sold out so fast,

All right, sounds good. Let's do this.

All right, take a gander

All right, tell you what I'd do, I'd back into a bathroom stall,

All right, that sounds fun. See you later.

All right, that's all the time we got.

All right, that's fine

All right, that's it, I'm not just gonna sit here

All right, the gay jokes are out of the way,

All right, then we should probably practice our piece

All right, there's only so many seats on the bus

All right, they're distracted,

All right, think

All right, this says if we don't get arrested

All right, time to greet the day

All right, time to Gronk a dump in my new house

All right, time to take flight,

All right, time to use the potty.

All right, we got to just throw that phone away

All right, we'll see you guys Sunday.

All right, we're just gonna step outside

All right, we're off to Mexico

All right, well, just in case, I'll be upstairs

All right, what if we..

All right, you guys, podcast time

All right, you know what? You guys were riding my coattails

All right. It's 'cause I don't like the way I look

All right. Remember to tell everyone who did this

All right. This time for the world record

All that's left now is living the pueblo lifestyle

All the worst roommates have ferrets

All you got to do is say "dyed black eyebrows"

All you have to do is move to Tallahassee!

ALL: Yay!

Already filled in crossword puzzle

Already made before observations,

Already the most challenging auction

Also use the Mona Lisa as a placemat. God

Also, I was wondering if there's any chance

Also, I'm insane!

Always have to work, or you're with your kids.

Am I getting them? Am I getting the robbers?

Am I running?

Amazing

America is gorging itself on processed food,

America needs to be punished

Americans are headed for a health catastrophe

An international crisis in ****stan,

And a cigar in his mouth

And a JD Power & Associates

And after that, you can hold the bunny!

And all it took was for us to hire

And all you can do is crap all over my job!

And America's most athletic Polish

And an undulating rat king that no one dares approach,

And and and none of it matters.

And arch my hips a little bit and breathe like a dying whale?

And awarding this condemned building to you..

And be a huge presence in the wedding photos.

And be a part of those kids' lives,

And be the base runner

And being the new CEO of Yahoo

And besides, I'm off to the spa down at the club

And besides, if you leave, the teams will be lopsided

And breaking Lois's other leg

And chanterelles or whatever's fresh

And check out the shower!

And didn't even know it?

And didn't want anything to do with us

And drinks where hot dogs is the straws

And eat the healthy dinner I prepared,

And end this once and for all

And Esther, I'm so sorry you ripped your perineum

And everyone who went to the University of Arizona

And fair warning some of the books are pop up,

And figure out a counter

And find out there's no fire.

And finished my remake of Inside Out

And for God's sake,

And for Jason O'Neil,

And get a hit at Fenway Park,

And go "joop joop" and see what he does?

And guess the weight of any baby that was tossed to me.

And he called you fat

And he'll want them out of here

And he's been out in the blazing sun for two days

And he's practically family

And heard my awesome jams and beats

And help me out of the tub

And here's today's "Tuesday Trivia" question:

And his face and earlobes are missing

And hope that future science will save us

And how about you, douche bag music producer Scott Storch?

And how long before I can take this out?

And how?

And I always enjoy finishing the crossword puzzle

And I banged all the goofy right out of me

And I bet it's completely traumatized

And I can't go back to my job as a magician's assistant

And I do like your mustache.

And I don't ever want her to be in charge of me

And I figured I'd bring it over,

And I got a little worried for you

And I hate being in the car with her

And I just let them walk all over me

And I just wanted to say..

And I know when I'm upset, it's nice to let someone else in.

And I may assign a chore or two, That's great, Meg.

And I need your help

And I saw this flyer on her mini fridge

And I should've told you.

And I sure hope you don't walk across them with muddy paws

And I think you're just

And I thought maybe we could grab some lunch together

And I was excited that for one weekend,

And I wasn't about to stand by and watch him kick your ass

And I'll bet there's more where that came from

And I'm Ballers.

And I'm concerned about your health

And I'm free.

And I'm gonna call you "Two."

And I'm gonna keep it

And I'm gonna prove it to you

And I'm Grover Cleveland

And I'm never going to be one

And I'm not going back in that house

And if you love the golden year of movies, 2003,

And if you move one muscle before then,

And if you see Miss Millikan, tell her I said,

And if you want to continue to date her

And if you work at it and get a little better,

And if your foot comes off the bag,

And invade their privacy

And is headed for Las Vegas

And isn't afraid to pop a zit on my back

And it got away with my friendship bracelet

And it's all gonna be disgusting

And it's not gonna ruin this

And just for being such a trooper,

And just sign by dragging your bare finger

And just start kickin'

And kill you if you try to do anything about it

And knock 'em out?

And let me tell you, Lieutenant Nibbles is quite a handful

And let's crack a Cadbury Egg over the whole thing

And listen to Lois tell me how fat and unhealthy I am

And look! Even that plane with all the missiles is impressed.

And making no less sense than it did when it was current

And my online handmade lip balm business is really taking off.

And never once have I broken a lamp

And next time I want to get back at your bullies,

And nobody likes bad news

And not that lady murderer that's been all over the news.

And not trying to dance like BeyoncÃ©

And now for the confusing commercial backstory

And now I can finally get into the cockpit

And now to discharge the plane's fire retardant

And now, The History Channel presents

And now, to pull the two sides apart

And now, two football players are going to do something

And on the car ride home, they put on a puppet show

And on top of that, Tinder makes you gross.

And one more thing

And our communications are jammed,

And out your butt, you little bastard!

And over here's a room that's just got a lit candle

And over there's where I threw a D cell battery at JosÃ© Canseco

And pays for your hobby

And Peter, you, too

And pour some of that Scotch of yours to celebrate

And practice with retired Red Sox players

And pretend to be the most important guy there

And pretend to eat a wooden hamburger patty

And probably don't even know I exist, but you're my father

And put on a shirt. You're 50

And Quagmire owes me a favor anyway, remember?

And read me the comics

And Ruth Cochammer. No laughing

And see what that psycho does next

And since Cleveland already owns a green suit and a top hat..

And sleep in our room

And started thinking about baby man Billy Corgan

And still get devoured by Gremlins

And stolen, you want the U.S. Postal Service

And suicides in former players!

And take it for ourselves

And take out all the parts where the cops go pee pee

And take you fellas on a free trip,

And Ted Williams' severed head

And thanks for talking us on that little detour to Dollywood

And that and, uh, I am super dizzy

And that way nobody gets their feelings hurt.

And that you've been letting your neighbor

And that's not all I also use it

And that's where we get the expression

And that's why I love you, muchacho

And the best honey you'll ever taste in your whole life.

And the girls wouldn't leave me alone.

And the pool is filled with my favorite food:

And the truth is,

And the winner is..

And their friends, Jeremy and Bridget

And then come out and react to the fact that we're flying

And then have their parents sign it

And then I got on my plane

And then I'm gonna fall asleep watching transvaginal mesh

And then I'm supposed to be quiet about it?

And then play in a real game, right on the field at Fenway

And then we could all play together

And then we'll have our own castle

And then we're gonna have to listen to..

And then when I saw everyone giving you all that attention,

And then you and Brady'll look at each other and..

And then, like, a saucy, smirking face,

And then, the next night, he invited the watching guy

And there might be a gas leak in this thing

And there's five of you here,

And there's nothing pretend about this

And they locked us out.

And they need someone to play at the ceremony

And they're showing blitz!

And this is all haunch, baby

And tidy up the bulletin board.

And to me and our kids, you will always be a winner

And to show I'm a fun principal,

And to them I'd like to issue a special welcome

And two days of being away

And two teachers that you need to do something about.

And wait till I say it's okay

And wave as it goes by so we're on the street view

And we came up with a list of 11 students

And we can still make our reservation

And we couldn't be anything more than friends

And we'd like you to be back in the group

And we'll give you $500 if you can sing Britney Spears'

And we'll go right there

And we're almost totally sold out.

And we're completely out of food and water. I know

And we're gonna take the kids to the park

And we're keeping an eye on The Knick

And we're only here for the fantasy weekend at Fenway Park.

And wearing a yin yang necklace.

And what better way to show you I'm serious

And what's this booth over here?

And when you do, we're all gonna be there

And while we're gone, Brian's in charge

And white folks you don't hear from anymore

And who is Larry?

And why are you holding them that way?

And wiggle your toes!

And will be up for auction tomorrow

And without my help

And writing quaint things like,

And you go nuts and break your wife's leg

And you have every reason to be ashamed of me

And you know what you don't see from up here?

And you know what? If that's true,

And you should be proud of yourself

And you should never ask that unless you're sure, by the way

And you think you should make small talk?

And you, Scott Caan?

And you, you're done

And you're gonna get that hit

And you're still putting the dog in charge?

And your employee spoke to me loudly and with profanity

And, honestly, once I knew that,

And, Javier, get their keys and take their SUV

And, Phil, we'll see you tomorrow

And, uh, and Meg went down to to put money in the meter

And, uh..

And, you know, there's four of us

And... Hello

ANNOUNCER: Hockey Cop, not a cop

ANNOUNCER: Jersey Mike's

ANNOUNCER: Subway please don't think of pedophilia

ANNOUNCER: Wow! Newcomer Meg Griffin

Another milkshake, please.

Another workout room,

Anyway,

Anyway, be good.

Anyway, I know this makes me sound awful, but I almost wish

Anyway, my brother Louie, he's a..

Anyway, sorry I'm late.

Anyway, they're not gonna let you play football, Stewie

Anyway, we didn't really get a chance

Anyway, we got to call Child Services.

Anyway, where's Larry?

Anyways, 'sup with you guys?

Apparently, people love the wretched

Apply every five minutes, and you're good for five minutes.

Archers..

Are all the same thickness

Are going to jail even Ted Williams.

Are here to have sex with prostitutes

Are monitoring the situation closely

Are people giving you a hard time?

Are you "Glenn within five miles"?

Are you afraid of me, little guy?

Are you cooking in your car?

Are you even listening to me?

Are you going to open this door,

Are you gonna let your wife play?

Are you guys trying to get rid of me?

Are you kidding? Screw that

Are you living in a truck?

Are you okay?

Are you ready to order?

Are you really gonna listen to a phone over me?

Are you serious? That'd be great!

Are you sure?

Are you talking about the sandwich house?

Are you talking to me?

Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea,

Are you, are you allowed to do that?

As a curtain, I'll be there

As a grown man beating up teenagers in a parking lot

As a napkin

As an extension of your arm

As far away from her as possible

As gently as I can,

As part of a crippling child custody battle

As quickly as possible

As read by Chelsea Handler

As soon as he comes out, we spray this right in his eyes.

As speculation grows that the plane has been hijacked

As you can see, I've taken off my blazer

Ashamed of you?

Ashley, go ahead, pick an answer, find a question,

At an airfield in Nevada

At Fifth and Maple

At our age, all I'm really looking for in a husband

At The Cheesecake Factory

At the clubs that made me go deaf

At the end of the game, but I can't play him. He's too little.

At the farmers' market, you need to practice

At the museum. Really?

At the push of a button

At this rate, this is what the future will look like

At Walt's Roast Beef

Attention, passengers, I know we're being hijacked,

Attention, passengers, the plane...

AUDIENCE: Why... and... how!

Audience?

Aw, damn it, Cleveland

Aw, damn it, Peter!

Aw, don't worry about Peter

Aw, great! I accidentally started Chris's birth video.

Aw, he was taking me with him

Aw, I don't care

Aw, my nightmare dog is dead

Aw, nuts

Aw, rats

Aw, sweet, board games!

Aw, this is your big moment and I'm ruining it

Aw, we'd love that

Aw, yeah, peanut butter cup Dorito sausage car panini

Aw, yeah, sure, no problem

Awesome!

Awesome! We haven't done anything as a group

Ay, Chris, I missed you, too

Ay, thank God.

Babe Ruth. Ha!

Babies' earring have chip

Baby Einstein, Muppet Babies

Back off! He may have a concussion

Barney Frank

Barry Bonds says that's too much steroids

Beautiful pass by Tom Brady

Because he thought it looked comfortable in cartoons

Because I'm telling you, he lied right to my face

Because it's actually more fun Sounds like you got it all worked out

Because my producer is telling me on Game of Thrones

Because of all the homeless masturbation.

Because of your idiot million guess.

Because there's no way I'm gonna change my answer

Because what you and your father have been doing is wrong.

Because you care about them,

Because you might get devoured by Gremlins?

Because you're paying for it on an iPad

Because, apparently, this sounds

Because. You're a pain in the ass to live with

Bees?

Before he opened his slut legs.

Behind the boorish facade?

Being sad at Disneyland.

Believe me, Meg, you want me in charge

Believes leprechauns are real

Bend down and touch your toes

Between housekeeping

Between my wife and the ADT alarm guy

Black folks you've never heard of

Black woman

Blaring music he's been playing in those nightclubs

Bo Peep!

Body water in my mouth.

BONNIE: "It's all been a pack of lies."

BONNIE: But he let a whole day pass?

BONNIE: I feel like maybe this story is bogus

BONNIE: Really? Why wouldn't he have just

BONNIE: That sounded really good

BONNIE: Wait, if he just watched,

BONNIE: What? Why?

Borders

Both yes and no.

Boy stuff. Hitting the shower

Boy, I can't believe there'd be corrupt cops in Mexico

Boy, I could really get used to this rich guy stuff

Boy, that was quite a trip, wasn't it?

Boy, that was rough.

Boy, what a trip.

Brian, bitches. Bitches, Brian

Brian, Brian, hold on

Brian, do you always listen to the Sirius XM preview station?

Brian, I never said you could have guests.

Brian, maybe you shouldn't sleep in our bedroom

Brian, Meg's lost her mind

Brian, please, I need help

Brian, please, I trust that this handsome young customer

Brian, please. If you do this for me,

Brian, that's a great idea

Brian, there's no nudity in that movie

Brian, what's up?

Brian, you're not kidding anyone

BRIAN: Meg, slow down. You're coming way too fast

BRIAN: They're cleats!

Brian! Brian!

Brian! Brian! Aah!

Brian! Get in here!

Brigitte Nielsen drunk in a Burbank park.

Bring me your housekeeper!

Bring your girlfriend with the fat ass in here.

Bringing prostitutes into our B and B,

Brother brand all in one fax scanner color copier

Busting heads and keeping us safe

But as a mom, I don't know if I can in good conscience

But don't worry, he'll be fine

But don't worry, I'll take care of it

But don't worry, I'm planning on

But Dr

But drinking that on your knees is..

But everything's going so well

But first you guys got to do one thing for me

But first, earlier today at city hall,

But first, grab that Gold Bond and powder my speed bag

But first, Quahog says good bye

But he had that crazy meltdown about his divorce

But he has a son.

But he isn't. But he should be

But he's happy, and she seems like she's into him

But how can I be a deejay?

But I am a bit of a shutterbug.

But I am not gonna take it from you

But I can't ask you to take care of my children.

But I can't get anything done. It's so damn loud around here

But I can't wait to see what you've done in the cellar

But I could never do without you

But I don't think you'd want to go out with me.

But I don't understand

But I got your squishy drugs right here

But I hate having to

But I I need a little more time to figure this out

But I know someday you will make an incredible father

But I learned a little bit of your language,

But I never thought I'd lose my life there

But I promise I'll make it up to you

But I think I realized my mom was right

But I thought you were gonna dress like a baseball player

But I used to daydream that by now

But I would be remiss if I didn't point out

But I'll take care of it. I promise

But I'm done with it

But I'm glad you did.

But I'm not a champ, I'm a fat loser

But I've been doing other violin stuff

But I've gone deaf

But if he's not your boyfriend, why'd you kiss him?

But if I were you, I'd stay off the field

But if they're alive, we'll get you over there

But if you do have a child out there,

But if you're upset about the guys

But it appears that someone's rectum

But it sounds like things are going pretty well down there

But it was nice to meet you, Chris.

But lean in and I'll tell you

But let's go blind that old bastard

But let's just agree on a rule

But more importantly, you're our pal,

But my dance card is full

But no one will know for sure because halfway through

But nobody noticed, 'cause the account manager from B of A

But not One Direction

But now I see that none of that matters if I don't..

But now we're all gonna die.

But now you're back in the real world

But of course I forgive you

But once he sees how big the other kids are, he'll back out

But only open on the middle part..

But over on Masters of Sex, Lizzy Caplan

But perhaps we can make other arrangements

But rather, an obligation

But right on time for a principal.

But Rob Kardashian's gonna be at this thing,

But seeing you like this, I realize you were right

But Stewie's just been so fussy lately

But sure, yeah, I could take you somewhere.

But that didn't ruin our honeymoon,

But that's baseball.

But that's not what this is.

But the people in them are too fat

But the podcast was a disaster

But the pretzel thing sounds up my alley

But the, uh, the sperm bank said it was okay to contact you.

But then last night, I get this call from a woman

But there will be a schedule, Uh huh.

But there's a couple of coyotes over there

But they can't send you away

But they make you sign, like, a two year..

But this is Peter's weekend.

But this is unrelated

But to call for a complete muscle failure

But wait, Isabella,

But we're four months behind on our mortgage.

But you could be arrested

But you could use it that way?

But you do

But you helped me find myself again

But you know, in ways besides the way,

But you'll get hurt

But you're not, so I don't want any part of this

But you're right, Lois. I'm gonna change

But you're the only one who's done no work

But, hey, now I got something even more fun

But, right now, we're getting word of breaking news

But, yeah, now Donna is forcing me to eat healthy.

But, you know, you know, anyone.

But..

But... (grunting)

But... he could be

Butt scratcher! Butt scratcher!

By a couch on a dolly with wheels,

By God, we're levitating

By sending a giant Fruit Bouquet?

By the way, Dwarf Peter died

By the way, I ate all the "L"s. They're delicious

Can I be honest with you, Dad?

Can I have a turn? I want a turn

Can I have your baby?

Can I help you?

Can I keep the little person Peter?

Can I kiss you?

Can I see your ID, please?

Can move back in and

Can you all stay for dinner?

Can you forgive me?

Can you guys argue elsewhere?

Can you help us get to the border?

Can you walk it off? No!

Can't be any worse than when I was on the Night's Watch

Can't be quieter in pornos?

Can't it be both?

Can't leave

Can't you see how important I am?

Cancel my husband's life insurance.

Captain

Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH

Carter and I became friends

Carter wants nothing to do with me

Carter was still blind so he'd still need me

Carter, it's me, Brian

Carter, what happened?

Chances are you'll be hit by a bus

Chapter one. Stuff I can fit in my lady place.

Check it out, Here comes a hawk

Check it out, my hot tub is filled with coffee

Check this out. You'll love this

Check! Check!

Check. Check him out

CHEERLEADERS (chanting): Check. Him out

Choice of wine, a couple of inspirational quotes,

Chris can't just be stuck with these babies

Chris is injured,

Chris, are you crazy?

Chris, are you sure this is Isabella's village?

Chris, I just wanted to say good bye

Chris, I'm having a really nice time with you

Chris, if I may?

Chris, meet Orville Redenbacher and his son. Watch

Chris, please

Chris, pretend to answer the phone.

Chris, put that down

Chris, stop

Chris, what are you doing with Isabella's babies?

Chris, what are you doing?

Chris, what the hell?

Chris, you saved my babies

Chris, you're living in a dreamland

CHRIS: "Memory card full"?

CHRIS: Oopsie poopsie!

Chris!

Clean out your locker!

Cleveland, just be happy with what you have

Cleveland, yes or no

Cleveland! Joe!

Cleveland?

Close the cockpit door!

Coach Herrera?

Coach, the bus is here.

COACH: Griffin, you're up

Come on in, gummy bears!

Come on, back it up over here.

Come on, don't get mad, bro

Come on, guys, it could be cool

Come on, I got to deliver this pizza.

Come on, I spent the whole day

Come on, I'm not getting any matches!

Come on, it'd be temporary,

Come on, Joe, let's put this 70's siren on your car and go.

Come on, Lois, I don't want to do that.

Come on, Lois, time to get to Fenway.

Come on, Meg, let's go home

Come on, Quagmire, this is a real girl

Come on, Stewie

Come on, Stewie, are you still hung up about

Come on, Stewie, give your dog something to post on Facebook!

Coming up after the break,

Coming up on the midday news, a couple in their 30s

Coming up, tonight's second story

Coming up, yesterday's brisket

Concussions are the number one problem in football today

Congrats, you win.

Consuela? ¿Tía?

Contrary to my appearance, I'm still not happy

Control tower, this is flight 364.

Coochie coochie coo Ah, he bit me

Copy that. Prepare to engage.

Could develop allergies to their pets

Could just order a drone online

Could you also use it just to drive

Covering your stuff with a fistful of $100 bills

Crap, Chris, he's worse off than I thought

Crap! Now we got to find Stewie and write a puppet show

Crap. Is it gone?

Crashing this plane into the ultimate symbol

Created by Levi Strauss in the year 1853

Creating an obesity epidemic

Dad, are they coming to take us away, too?

Dad, I don't want you to do this.

Dad, I dooked

Dad, I was really worried,

Dad, start up the party bus!

Dad, you're never gonna believe what..

Dad. Sex

Daddy

Damn it, I can't believe Joe's hogging all the credit

Damn it, I can't take anymore!

Damn it, Peter. That's too loud.

Damn it, this is awful

Damn it! I hate this house

Damn it! I've been stuck on that page for two days.

Damn it. I can't believe I missed it

Damn it. I can't fit through the door

Damn it. This is supposed to be my weekend.

Damn right

Damn, it, we lost!

Dan Cortese was the only thing in the entire world

Dance, you fat bitch

David Ortiz, will you pick him up like a baby?

Dead! Dead! Anyway, I guess I'm trying to say

Deeper than that, Lois

Deported? A And she just left her babies with you?

Describing my interests, some pet peeves,

Did Did you gals hear my pee thing?

Did she just think I was a girl?

Did that really happen?

Did we..

Did you also know about easy sex on the Internet? Yes

Did you get your hearing back?

Did you guys see?

Did you just think of that? Yeah, just now

Did you just wipe a booger on my roof?

Did you know about this, Scott Baio?

Did you say something? I don't think so

Did you see how Chris took care of those kids?

Did you..

Didn't even hear you coming

Didn't see the end of the '90s coming

Didn't we, guys? Yes, yes, we did, yeah

Didn't you hear him? I'm all healed

Die in hell, Eurotrash!

Different boat, Bonnie. Much different boat

Directly behind home plate at Fenway.

Discarded half eaten turkey legs,

Dispatch much?

DISPATCHER: All units,

DISPATCHER: Any available unit,

Do all kinds of cop stuff.

Do any of you know my wife Lois?

Do I hear a higher bid

Do I hear a much higher bid, followed by shocked murmuring?

Do I hear an opening bid for this majestic

Do I hear an opening bid? Anyone.

Do I hear more than the mystery bag?

Do I look like a Terminator dog?

Do I look like Mickey the Mouse?

Do it up.

Do it, Meg. Yeah, Meg. You should totally do it.

Do you give a hand signal to Brady,

Do you have a napkin?

Do you have a problem with me, Chris?

Do you have a wife?

Do you really want to know,

Do you see any differences between these two pictures?

Do you think it's possible

Do you think she's set for life?

Do you want to talk about it?

Does anyone know how to push down

Does it have to be during the week, because I..

Does this sound like yelling?

Doesn't have to

Doesn't mean it's not fresh

Doesn't mean we have anything in common

Doesn't that also make him a little guilty?

Doesn't that feel like a million years ago?

Doing the Hokey Pokey.

Don't do that!

Don't eat the shrimp. Ho ho

Don't envy people

Don't give up, Miniature Quagmire.

Don't hurt Max and Ken.

Don't let her in!

Don't listen to him. I'm all you need

Don't open it, Quagmire. It's not worth it

Don't say "potty." You're an adult

Don't take any crap from anyone

Don't worry, I'll signal to 'em

Don't worry, I'm gonna take good care of you

Don't you think maybe it's time to call it a night?

Don't you understand?

Don't you walk away!

Doo ooh..

Doo..

Doubly masculine

Dr. Hartman said you were done with that thing

Drive it towards a Jew, and flatten him

Drive safely.

Drone of Arcadia

Dude! What the hell?

Due to my 12:00 noon court appointment

Due to the presence of black mold,

During your next post game press conference?

Dyed black eyebrows.

Eat a butt, fatty!

Eat spaghetti in the alley, but they said no,

Eh, it'll be our little secret

Eh, maybe you're right

Eh, not erasing, sort of cutting them together

Eh, the airline's making us all attend a seminar

Eh, what else you got?

Eight pounds!

Either you play, or every one of these Red Sox

Electric Clam Festival?

Elton John

Enduring the pain.

Enjoy the boobs of your afternoon

Enjoy the boobs of your morning.

Especially after I'd been such a jerk to you

Especially kids like them

Especially since we're gonna do it to the wrong stock footage

Etienne will whip you up an egg dish with some shallots

Even more fun than when I had breakfast in bread

Even though he did say that thing about you

Even though she bought him dinner before

Ever have sex with each other?

Every kid in school had to write a list

Every night this week.

Every second I'm not having sex with a housekeeper,

Everybody be quiet!

Everybody dies

Everybody in your seats!

Everybody meet back here in six hours.

Everybody says, "We don't need a homeowners' association

Everybody, places! Start waving

Everyone does it

Everyone stopped to watch some fat kid

Everything you say, you say with pride

Ew, Brian, what happened?

Ew, Peter, those tails are soaking wet.

Eww

Eww. They're gross

Except for Babe Ruth

Except for Larry, the Self Loathing Idiot

Excuse me, Coach Herar Herar ra ra ra..

Excuse me, do you have any Tab soda I can bring back

Excuse me, do you think you can help me out?

Excuse me, girls

Excuse me, I have scoliosis

Excuse me, I think you've got mine

Excuse me, I'd just like to ask the mom behind me

Excuse me, I'm a candidate

Excuse me, ma'am, your little girl dropped her teddy bear

Excuse me?

Excuse me? I don't know

Excuse me. Scoliosis, coming through

Executing passengers

Fair ball! Run, Peter! Run it out!

Fantasy baseball game

Fat lady. Dad, Dad, a fat lady

Fat people are amusing to me

Feeding him and walking him and doing all the clean up

Feel better, sport

Feels like we should be moving these pieces backwards

Fell out on the stairs

Fenway Park?

Fiberglass castle facade,

Fifth and Maple? That's right near here

Fill the tub, fill the tub!

Filled with layered sand

Finally something's going my way

Find out where he's really going

Finding a date for the prom

Fine. I love this truck

Fire up my very loud "what" generator, and get cooking

First guy for human shield

First of all, believe it, baby

First president to die in office

Flight 427 to Philadelphia has been canceled

Flip for it!

Flip it over

Folding these fitted sheets

Following a failed drug test

Food Kills

Football game!

For 14 hours.

For a dirty liaison

For a doctorate in Classics at Wesleyan

For a few weeks while you recover

For a little while

For a while.

For an all new Madam Secretary

For another ride along

For chemicals, additives and refined sugars

For Deejay Peter and the Sound Slap!

For family and close friends

For God's sake, John Travolta's a pilot

For God's sakes, when push came to shove,

For his vehicular manslaughter

For its imperialistic sins

For me to deejay at the music festival?

For more, go to our website at

For my police work, so I want stuff from you.

For old time's sake

For once, Diego was going to do the exploring

For something to nibble on

For stepping in to help

For supporting the other side of my country's civil war

For the Boston Red Sox, Peter Griffin!

For the first time in my life

For the next six months,

For the next, like, two hours to see if I like it?

For the rest of his life.

For the watch

For the watch. (grunts)

For those of you playing at home, why?

For what? It's Sunday

For whoever's responsible for me ending up like this.

For without liberty...

For years, I have dreamed of one day traveling from Bavaria

Forget it, I will not allow you to drop out of school

Forget it, Peter.

Forget it, there's no time

Forget it. You told us to go to hell

Former star of The Incredible Hulk, Lou Ferrigno.

Frank Caliendo does a 5:00 show?

Frankly, it doesn't seem that hard.

Freeze, police!

Friggin' bird came out of nowhere!

From an extremely thin man with a giant Adam's apple

From now on, I'm making sure my sperm

From place to place and stuff?

From Stewie's X rays?

From that day forward, Peter and Lois never again..

From that James Bond villain over there?

From that painting

From you life sucking turds.

From, like, eight years ago!

Fruit Bouquet for Brian Griffin?

Fruit Bouquets: the rotting gift with flies on it!

Gary Ratowski: Hockey Cop

Gave it two thumbs in

Gawk at the Elephant Man. Let's get it all out.

Get a clue, mama

Get off my pl..

Get on your knees and lick that up!

Get out of here!

Get out of people's stuff!

Get out of Susie's room!

Get ready to say good bye to your precious Rita Rudner

Get some fresh air... oh, for God's sake

Get the hell out of here!

Get the hell out of my cockpit!

Get the hell out on that field!

Get the puck out of my neighborhood

Get them to make more honey

Get this off of me!

Get to class. Hey, you

Get to work!

Gets married without their dog being in the wedding

Getting back into the country as soon as I can

Getting embarrassed.

Getting into my boxers and black socks

Giggity

Giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity,

Giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity!

Giggity, giggity! Giggity, giggity!

Gin and whatever's in the bowl at the airport bar

Girls do like guys in a band

Give it to 'em

Give me homespun wisdom over the fence

Give me one second.

Give me that

Give our show away for free, and tell no one how to find it

Give up on your attempt to convince real Quagmire

Giving students awkward and uncoordinated high fives

GMOs are bad.

Go on, hero cop. You don't need me

Go puck yourself

Go suck up to your big dumb monster.

Go. Go. Go

God bless her, but genetically,

God, I don't know why I do this anymore

God, I hope he's got insurance

God, I'm so nervous.

God, look at all the honey the bees made!

God, they're still going?

God, this country

Going home to shower

Good afternoon

Good afternoon, and welcome to today's auction.

Good afternoon, folks,

Good afternoon, we had a budget meeting that ran long,

Good afternoon. I'm Tom Tucker.

Good bye, Chris.

Good bye, Isabella

Good day, sir

Good day, sir.

Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker

Good idea

Good idea, Joe

Good job, Joe! A hole in one!

Good morning, children

Good morning, ladies

Good news is bus get new wiper blades

Good, he's been reading the book

Got a birthday coming up for someone you absolutely hate?

Got to go

Government officials

Grab a donut, go to town!

G**** juice in a Ziploc bag?

Great

Great! Thanks for keeping us in the sky, boys.

Great. Give me one minute

Griffin, I just wanted to tell you..

Griffin, what are you, an idiot?

Gronk ain't going nowhere!

Gronk went to the University of Arizona,

Grovers, you made it!

Guess I could've been a little more serious about it

Guess you don't have a lot of babes out here

Guy talk, guy talk. Yeah, guy talk

Guys, guys

Guys, I've been to the doctor's

Guys, look, I know you all want to go,

Guys, look! Look! The Bing car is back

Guys, we got to get that leg set.

Guys, we should go to that auction tomorrow and buy it

Guys, who cares about your dumb radio?!

H He's just giving me a friendly massage

Ha ha, he spiked it

Ha ha!

Ha ha! Ha ha!

Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha!

Ha ha! I'm telling you,

Ha ha! Then it's a good one

Had an open casket at the funeral

Hang on, I got this.

Hang on, Peter!

Hang there, you fat bitch

Happy anniversary, Lois.

Happy birthday, buddy.

Happy New Year!

Has corrected the spine very nicely

Has he had any water?

Has just made it to Germany

Has lost contact with air traffic control

Has threatened to take my children: across the country

Have a good life

Have you any interest in a pot of gold?

Haven't you been practicing?

Having a helicopter's amazing!

He actually has an illegitimate child?

He bought a breast feeding book.

He cared about the shows after the game.

He climbed into my bed when I was 11

He could be your service dog

He could probably get his hands on a plane

He didn't want me working for him

He does know Zayn is gone, right?

He had a name

He is a good boy.

He is the worst neighbor ever

He just got mad and hung up.

He just keeps switching clubs

He just needs to wear this brace for a while

He just wants some privacy!

He keeps thinking the phone is ringing, Brian

He kissed me

He knows my name!

He looks just like Peter did when he was his age

He looks worse than I did after that day at the beach

He must be an important businessman.

He practically sleeps on top of you

He said he loved me

He stuffed all our pillows with hay

He thinks he's better than us

He thinks we're gonna crash into the Strip!

He wanted a pal

He was not my boyfriend, Peter

He what? Why?

He wouldn't kiss Ruth at the Sadie Hawkins dance,

He, he said it's something from before

He'll only eat real cheese, not processed

He's a little off to the side, you know?

He's a... he's a backwards mechanic.

He's actually a little boy, but thank you very much

He's actually been pretty open about it

He's actually made the school a lot better

He's awesome.

He's been at this location for 40 years

He's been in perfect health for 40 years

He's constantly crying for no reason

He's creative

He's gone I'm gonna be in so much trouble

He's here to shoot us down!

He's in the commercial

He's in the middle of a bad divorce

He's just overcompensating because he was called a girl

He's Millard Fillmore

He's not gonna be on any team.

He's right there buying an ice cream cone

He's right, you know

He's right. What you did up there was amazing

He's something

He's stealing me!

He's tall, get it?

He's William Henry Harrison

Hear what?

Hearing?

Heh heh heh heh heh heh

Hell, yeah.

Hello

Hello, Breakfast Club

Hello, Cleveland.

Hello, Doctor

Hello, I'd like to report a brothel

Hello, this is Brian Griffin

Hello?

Hello? Can you hear me?

Hello? Lamps That Look Like Soccer Balls

Hello. Don't say anything about the 1998 Oscars

Hello. Oh, hi, Mom

Help yourself

Helped the guy who was drowning?

HERBERT: It's not me. I'm in your closet

Here we go, baby

Here you go

Here, have a beer.

Here, look at the schedule

Here, time me

Here, wipe yourself off with this West Elm catalog

Here, you see this? You see what I'm doing?

Here. Take my card

Here's a bag of Alpha Bits

Here's my number

Hey

Hey stupid deaf guy!

Hey there, the Net,

Hey, after the game, keep it here

Hey, and and can we go slow up to a homeless guy

Hey, Bri

Hey, Brian, what's a "splat job"?

Hey, Brian.

Hey, buddy, looking good!

Hey, buddy, wake up

Hey, can I drive the car?

Hey, can I get a couple of extras of these plastic bags?

Hey, can you make us X Men?

Hey, Carter

Hey, Chris. Where are you off to?

Hey, come on, Quagmire, let's go for a walk, huh?

Hey, criminals

Hey, Dad, listen

Hey, did that big "boomba boomba" nurse come in here?

Hey, did you also not wash your ass before getting in?

Hey, do you think I could try to kick one?

Hey, does Cleveland have a bald spot?

Hey, don't bruise me, I'm going dancing later

Hey, don't touch that.

Hey, don't watch me when I'm doing stuff

Hey, George, how are you?

Hey, Gronk, you know, there's something

Hey, Grover, catch!

Hey, guys, guys

Hey, guys, guys, put him back up

Hey, guys, how about a little TV?

Hey, guys, I didn't know you were coming

Hey, guys, I don't know if you've heard,

Hey, guys, you all want to say the oath again?

Hey, guys. Oh, hey, Quagmire

Hey, here's an idea, Chris:

Hey, hope those eyes get better soon, Pop

Hey, hope you feel better soon

Hey, I got an idea

Hey, I know we just met, but can I sit on your lap

Hey, I'm Mike

Hey, I'm your new mailman

Hey, idiot,

Hey, if you want something, you've got to go for it

Hey, it's 4:30 time for dinner.

Hey, it's a commercial

Hey, it's not weird.

Hey, Joe, look at me

Hey, just a heads up, my dad's friend, Mr. Quagmire,

Hey, knock, knock.

Hey, listen, Quagmire,

Hey, Lois, look over there, it's Jessica Chastain

Hey, Lois, maybe I should do it

Hey, Lois, where's your purse?

Hey, Lois? Yeah?

Hey, look, that bee is trying to get our honey

Hey, look. Tom Tucker

Hey, maybe I could turn this into a business

Hey, Meg, how about one of these?

Hey, Meg, is anybody gonna eat this grilled cheese?

Hey, my dirty dog's jumping in the neighbor's pool.

Hey, my dog's chewing up that thing I need.

Hey, no problem.

Hey, pal. Polio

Hey, Peter

Hey, Peter! We're over here

Hey, Peter.

Hey, since we're in a cop car,

Hey, sorry again, you guys

Hey, Stella, can I ask you something?

Hey, Stewie, how's our little concussion guy?

Hey, Stewie, thanks for letting me stay in your room

Hey, stupid, what the hell are you doing?

Hey, that's terrific, Carter!

Hey, there you are

Hey, there, sluggers.

Hey, want to meet my family?

Hey, watch your fat arms!

Hey, we're gonna split the screens now

Hey, what are we gonna do tonight?

Hey, what are you girls doing standing around?!

Hey, what's this button? "Autopilot"?

Hey, what's this do?

Hey, what's this, a dickweed convention?

Hey, what's up with the menus at The Cheesecake Factory?

Hey, what's with your voice?

Hey, where's Chris?

Hey, where's Quagmire? Our tee time's in 20 minutes

Hey, who says I get anything done?

Hey, would you mind standing next to a star of today?

Hey, yeah, I'll have the, uh, Swedish Fish Tacos

Hey, you are good at this, Dad

Hey, you ever seen a nard explode?

Hey, you guys seem great

Hey, you know what, guys? This right here,

Hey, you know what? Maybe you guys can learn an instrument, too,

Hey, you know, we're here early

Hey, you must be Isabella

Hey, you think homeless people

Hey, your aunt is Consuela? Hi, Consuela

Hey!

Hey! Jessica Chastain!

Hey! Two of the passengers are missing!

Hey! We knocked out all the bad guys!

Hey! What are you two doing down here?

Hi y'all, this is Cleveland.

Hi, are you Courtney, from Tinder?

Hi, are you Mort?

Hi, baby. Hi, baby

Hi, Brian

Hi, Dad!

Hi, honey

Hi, I'm Matt Lauer's cousin, Stephen McCormick.

Hi, I'm that prostitute you guys hired to seduce your friend

Hi, is, uh, is Peter Griffin here?

Hi, Lois

Hi, Mrs. Griffin, Mr. Griffin

Hi, Patty. I like Patty

Hi, Peter.

Hi, we'd like a room, please

Hi, we're checking out

Hi. Cleveland Brown..

Hi. Hi, Patty

Highlights magazine in the waiting room

Hijack Jackpot

Him spilling juice all over the floor?

His cataracts are getting worse.

His daughter is a hot piece of ass

His name was Tyler

His son's gay, too. They're both gay

His what?

Historically low mortgage rates

Hitting that trash can with a spoon again

Hmm, how can I prove it?

Hmm.

Hmm. Still a trace of melody

Ho ho, ho ho.

Hobby?

Hold on, Peter

Hold on, Peter, we can't go in there

Holy crap, I won!

Holy crap, Joe. That was freaking amazing!

Holy crap, that was close

Holy crap!

Holy crap. This is the day we've been waiting for

Honestly, Mom, today was kind of weird

Honey rain!

Hope you guys are ready for a healthy dinner

Hopefully, choking on some lovely lady parts

How about a hard green wedge or a slime glazed melon ball?

How about a knuckle sandwich?

How about in your own apartment, like a grown up?

How about on Thanksgiving?

How about that?

How about we all do an expertly choreographed lip dub

How about we start with some warm ups?

How am I doing?

How am I supposed to get anything done?"

How are we gonna do that?

How are you gonna get El Chapo to help?

How are you gonna support two babies?

How are you, gentlemen?

How can I take them..

How could he not see that?

How could I have not noticed sooner?

How could I miss, right?

How did you find us?

How do we have a back? I simply came here

How do you get anything done

How do you know my arms are fat?

How does a guy like me stay fresh?

How embarrassing!

How exciting, Peter

How happy we are to meet you

How many fourth graders you think you could take at once?

How rude

How the banned substance got into his body

How was marching band practice?

How would you find out the name of the actual actress

How would you like to try out for the roller derby team? Really?

How'd you get this number? Don't you ever call here again!

How's fantasy camp going?

How's Stewie?

How's the temp? Good and hot?

However, I was informed earlier today

Huh

Huh, if I sell two sandwiches for $10 each,

Huh?

Huh. I guess I do have a gift

Huh. Name's a little deceiving

Huh. That would give me a reason to get dressed today

Huh. Well, I did not expect that

Hungry for a strangely warm strawberry?

I agree

I ain't nervous, Lois I'm just sweating

I also got some of it in my eyes.

I always get confused, is Donna the wife,

I always have trouble at the airport.

I always liked the violin,

I always wanted to ask you.

I am a heterosexual

I am saying going once, going twice,

I am so sick of this being used as a platform

I am your interim principal, Mr. Griffin

I am, Chris

I am.

I appreciate your modesty, but nice work

I ate a pot cookie

I ate that gross pasta you made.

I bet it'd be even more fun

I bet you a thousand bucks I have a drinking problem

I better tell Lois.

I bit my lip off

I broke Gandalf in half.

I buried my twin brother today

I came as soon as I heard about you.

I can hear you..

I can imagine it now

I can see fine.

I can take my glass eye out

I can.

I can't believe Gisele gets to sleep with him.

I can't believe I ever wanted you here in the first place

I can't believe I'm a Quahog Thug!

I can't believe it, you guys

I can't believe Randy Quaid gets to eat like this every day

I can't believe you would do that to me!

I can't believe you'd buy a food truck

I can't figure out what it is.

I can't have any of my own

I can't hear you, Joe

I can't help it!

I can't live like this.

I can't say no to Baby Boggs

I can't see anything now! This is terrible!

I can't sleep with that monster in here

I can't wait to get everyone else's

I can't wait to start getting laid

I carried you as long as I could,

I checked with my mom, and she said

I could erase all that and feel like a champ

I could get fired for this!

I could just take some time off school and get a job

I could sing, dance,

I deliberately left them out of all the photos

I did

I did not

I did play the oboe in high school,

I did this, and it's made me realize

I didn't believe in you

I didn't even think you liked baseball

I didn't have a sister.

I didn't hear you crying in the shower this morning

I didn't know what he ate, so I gave him nothing

I didn't realize how hilly it was gonna be

I didn't see their fingers press three buttons.

I didn't want to leave without saying good bye

I didn't want you to have to raise those babies yourself

I didn't, I'm raising bees

I do

I do believe we will

I do have a baby in my butt

I don't blame them for not wanting to help me

I don't care about that

I don't care that you have kids

I don't even have to get on a plane

I don't even know what you're talking about

I don't even know what's going on!

I don't have a housekeeper

I don't have any friends,

I don't I don't care, I just want to know

I don't know

I don't know the first thing about baseball

I don't know,

I don't know, "N Nomar" something

I don't know, a a million?

I don't know, but something's going on,

I don't know, he's just so sweet and fun loving,

I don't know, how many bees is a horse?

I don't know, I I guess I just figured you guys

I don't know, I've never seen the movie,

I don't know, I've seen her take care of them.

I don't know, it's just random garbage from my computer

I don't know, Lois

I don't know, man, can I have some of that sandwich?

I don't know, maybe she saw you try to throw that feather

I don't know, study hall, second floor?

I don't know. He sounded weird.

I don't like learning names

I don't need a service dog anymore

I don't need to play in some stupid

I don't think anyone's in there

I don't think he can hear it

I don't think so. I'm hurt pretty bad,

I don't think that was a Starburst

I don't think this is consensual!

I don't want it

I don't want to bring any of them.

I don't want to eat your garbage food

I don't..

I even held up my arm with my other hand.

I feel like an eighth grader who just had sex.

I feel you, Meg

I figured if I do have a kid out there,

I finally felt like I was good at something, I made friends..

I find your attitude cavalier

I forgot her name, honestly

I forgot, he's been in a time out for six hours

I found out that I'm going to be deported

I get 'em? Oh, yeah. You got them all, Joe.

I get pampered like the queen of England

I go inside, magically go back in time,

I go pop, pop, fizz, fizz, oh, how sweet it is

I go there for dinner, not to shop for appliances

I go through all the body cam footage

I got a good feeling about her. Maybe she's the one

I got a pretty good one going right now, Peter.

I got everything I need in here

I got fired from the club

I got ice cream all over my fingers.

I got the boiler up and running, Mr. Griffin

I got to admit, it does have a groove

I got to say, I've I've never felt better

I got to say, some days I wish

I got to sit

I got to take a leak. Daddy, you can't see.

I got to tell you, it's so strange,

I guess I could do without eating so much junk,

I guess I have no choice

I guess I see where some of your anger comes from

I guess I should ride in the ambulance

I guess I'm not the only person

I guess Larry just reminded me of a younger version of you,

I guess that's the point.

I guess the castle was a crazy idea anyway

I guess you are

I had always dreamed of.

I had cancer, Peter

I had no business running a school

I had to fly to Aruba, so I brought my mom along

I hate it

I hate life, and I'm never doing this again!

I hate that place

I hate the violin. I hate music.

I have a hunch Madea's not really a girl

I have been advised to move these proceedings along

I have ever been a part of

I have good news and ay, ay, ay news

I have just one question for you.

I have to get back to my high school... Oh

I have to get back to teaching violin lesson.

I have to have sex with her now!

I have to have sex with your housekeeper to save humanity.

I have to make my own Capri Suns

I have to start trusting myself more

I haven't seen much of him since he discovered Tinder

I hear it's good.

I heard it through a vent in the wall

I heard that

I hope you and your ferret are happy in here together

I I don't know. These questions are weird

I I don't, I don't know, Stewie

I I genuinely did not know you could do that

I I guess I kind of lost it

I I I don't know

I I noticed you're not starting Stewie

I I should probably check with the guys and see what they...

I I thought you were rehearsing with the guys

I I'm going for shopping,

I I'm here, too, Grandpa

I I'm sorry, I'm not familiar

I Is anybody gonna answer that telephone?

I Is Daddy still parking the car?

I Is it 'cause of how pink you turn when you run?

I Is that just 'cause of the danger?

I Is that really what you think?

I ju I just want to know if you and Brady have, like, a..

I just appreciate that you guys

I just don't understand it

I just don't understand why you went so crazy

I just feel like my penis shouldn't be alone tonight

I just listened to two hours of butt dialed sex

I just pushed a little bitch baby

I just thought it'd be good to take up a sport

I just thought of something

I just want to make sure you're not getting in over your head

I just wish we hadn't gone to a kosher restaurant

I knew I could count on you guys.

I knew it

I knew it the moment we kissed

I knew this would happen. You're too fat to get out.

I know

I know a number of our students have felt

I know for a fact they do.

I know he's a wide receiver, but if he's giving, I'm taking.

I know I can make a bed in there, I just don't know how

I know I crap on you a lot, but sometimes,

I know I, for one, am ready to put all this behind us.

I know that, Captain. I'm sorry that I..

I know you got Discmans in there

I know you're overweight

I know, but, wow,

I know, it seems pretty lame until you realize I'm 58

I know, it's going to be such a darling B and B

I know, now I wish I'd just stayed home

I know, we're raking it in

I know! Cleveland, you ruined the whole podcast

I left a list of hot commercial girls

I like it when people say your name out loud!

I like sandwiches and people my own age.

I like that about you

I liked that he was paying me a little attention,

I live in the house behind yours

I love Isabella and I love her kids

I love that show.

I love vaginas

I love you

I love you so much

I love you very much, and I'm so happy you're home

I love you, Mom

I love you, too, sweetheart.

I may have misunderstood what "yours truly" means

I mean the way you handled those guys

I mean we're going to Mexico

I mean, all it would take is one bad hit

I mean, as long as we're here,

I mean, can you imagine if we had our own

I mean, easy sex on the Internet?

I mean, he can come out for limp handshakes

I mean, i it's a tough decision.

I mean, I made pretty good money

I mean, I'm no expert at this sort of thing,

I mean, it's more obvious

I mean, look at him.

I mean, look at Mrs. Butterworth

I mean, nobody's ever been like, "Yeah, yeah, more guy noises."

I mean, once it became a friendship,

I mean, politics aside, we can all agree,

I mean, we don't keep secrets in this house

I mean, what the hell, Gronk?

I mean, what would our husbands do

I mean, you can eat sprouts and vegan crap your entire life

I meant, like... like, both of us

I might as well just tell you, Peter

I might've gotten up from the chair

I miss the money. Yes, I know

I must have jacked it up playing sports

I need my David Lee Roth bag

I need noise. You available?

I need to be there in 30 minutes.

I need to see you right now!

I never said it was my helicopter

I never should've pushed you into that game

I notice every wheel in a room as soon as I enter

I offended Carter by offering to work for him

I only wanted you to eat healthy because I love you,

I own a nightclub for cocaine people and Armenians

I passed

I picked you, Peter

I play the jester because society deems it necessary

I poop once a week for an hour and a half

I press my butt against the wall and dook on it?

I probably got a little carried away

I promise we're gonna have fun,

I put my business card in a fishbowl at an El Torito

I realize that, but you have just as much right

I really let 'em down

I recommend you and your wife have someone around

I remember the first time I saw me a pair of 'cro's

I said it right to you

I said, damn, what a wild couple of days

I said, wiggle your toes!

I saw all your Instagrams on his helicopter

I saw Lady and the Tramp, so I asked if we could

I saw you on TV, hogging all the credit for my police work

I say you let him try

I see it. I see the Bing car

I see you with Stewie.

I shall fashion a makeshift ladder

I should probably just invest this money

I so appreciated your last communication..

I spanked somebody else's kid.

I spend most of my day breaking up

I still don't understand why we couldn't take my last name

I sure was

I swipe "no" on golf

I take a step in it just for Spunky

I take abuse from everybody around here,

I think every dad's dream

I think he's getting ready for his deejay gig.

I think he's going through a tough time

I think he's telling us to follow our dreams

I think I just found it

I think I may have seen you put it in your shorts

I think I said, I said, "Giggity

I think it's broken

I think maybe giving those bees steroids

I think she did all right,

I think that may have just been acid

I think that means he's getting better

I think we will

I think we're gonna get along just fine

I think you should quit

I think you'd prefer to keep private

I thought Donna said we were going to the "church waffle

I thought maybe you could be

I thought we were all in this together

I thought you and him were girlfriend and boyfriend

I thought you were

I thought you were awesome

I told him it could never happen again and that..

I told you about this a month ago

I told you I'm done with you!

I totally get it. You're right to do this

I tried to tell you, watching Stewie wasn't easy

I understand

I use Fat Guys Deodorant

I used to have my own show

I want a minute in your house with this shopping cart,

I want a murdered jogger's Discman

I want the first four minutes of every shower

I want these: rechargeable heated mittens

I want to feel like a person for a second

I want to make sure they're not giving out my information.

I want to see Ghirardelli Square

I want to see Lombard Street

I want to see the Golden Gate Bridge

I want you around for as long as I'm around

I want you to put me in the booth

I wanted to bring over something to welcome Gronk

I wanted to tell you that you can come back

I was I'm just, uh, shopping

I was a complete jerk to them

I was a little short of cash

I was a Navy pilot, you jerks

I was always the fat, uncoordinated kid

I was holding my own there

I was hoping he would do that

I was in the hospital? You weren't there for it

I was just gonna tell 'em their stats

I was just in the back and I heard a commotion

I was just kidding

I was just nervous. That's okay.

I was just saying, I am upset about something

I was right about you guys.

I was thinkin' we could tuck our shirts into our pants,

I was trying to smell my own fart

I was wrong to say you couldn't handle the responsibility

I was?

I wasn't gonna have 'em sign 'em

I wasn't telling you to go,

I wasn't traumatized, actually

I watched you skate

I wear a headband and it's soaked when I'm all done

I went to Whole Foods today and got this recipe

I will

I will confess a mix up to you.

I will, Coach

I wish I could, but she works seven days a week,

I wish I hadn't!

I wish I was a supermodel

I won't

I won't go to heaven.

I wonder if he'll play Wii bowling with me

I wonder what they're gonna put here

I wonder what's going on in that little head of his

I would call my sister about this

I wrote several long paragraphs

I, I don't know, I... I hope it's funny

I, I got to murder somebody

I, um..

I... I think I'm gonna cry

I'd be happy to sell it to Russian hackers

I'd be just fine with that

I'd have my own place by a lake somewhere,

I'd like to thank our sponsor, the U.S. Postal Service

I'd rather be stuck on a Disney cruise

I'd stick to him like glue arrhea

I'd still like to go out with you.

I'd watch Family Feud

I'll be back as soon as I can.

I'll be here hooking the "G" to thoughts of Edelman

I'll be here to update you as this story progresses

I'll be home at 11:00

I'll be ready, unlike Lois getting dressed for a night out

I'll be the best husband ever

I'll be there

I'll be your new principal!

I'll do it the old fashioned way

I'll go find them.

I'll have another one, Jerome

I'll I'll..

I'll just add some power tools

I'll just bite it off with my teeth

I'll knock your teeth down your throat

I'll leave

I'll pass? (buzzer sound)

I'll probably just drown it in the tub

I'll say! The way you play,

I'll see you guys Wednesday at 2:00 a.m

I'll show you baseball, you sexually unsatisfied wife!

I'll smack you in your weird head

I'll take it

I'll take it all.

I'll take it wherever.

I'll take some lessons

I'll take this fat guy as a human shield

I'll tell you what I'm doing

I'll tell you why

I'm a big tub of lard,

I'm a commodity, a product.

I'm a good boy!

I'm a total Taurus, stubborn as they come

I'm Al Harrington, of Al Harrington's

I'm Anger

I'm being stolen!

I'm Chris

I'm Disgust.

I'm doing a great job

I'm doing a great job,

I'm doing it all!

I'm done being blackmailed by you

I'm done with my bath

I'm done with this gum now

I'm fine. I'm fine, it..

I'm getting rid of that bastard

I'm glad we hung out after you struck out with my mom.

I'm glad you finally agreed to have

I'm Glenn

I'm going downstairs to find something good to eat.

I'm going inside.

I'm going to San Francisco next week

I'm going with Bonnie and Donna

I'm gonna ask you to please leave now

I'm gonna be bad news for the other team

I'm gonna call you "Juan,"

I'm gonna do all the stuff for you that Larry was doing

I'm gonna do the Ice Bucket Challenge

I'm gonna dodge it

I'm gonna flush your retainer down the toilet

I'm gonna get 'em all, I'm gonna get 'em all,

I'm gonna get 'em all!

I'm gonna go take a shower

I'm gonna have to ask you to move along

I'm gonna have to go home and get my pillow.

I'm gonna have to go to the backup communication system

I'm gonna lay down these work blueprints on the floor

I'm gonna need some proof.

I'm gonna now shake this up

I'm gonna squat here and hold onto this bench.

I'm gonna stop handing you stuff.

I'm gonna take down all these punks,

I'm gonna work really hard just like my deodorant

I'm happier than a squash on Halloween.

I'm having a tea party. Sit down.

I'm here with Glenn Quagmire,

I'm in exactly the same boat

I'm in high school,

I'm in love with Lois

I'm in the best shape of my life

I'm in the shower

I'm in!

I'm in. Giggity

I'm Isabella.

I'm Joy.

I'm just a guy with a laptop and an inflated self image

I'm just a volunteer

I'm just dealing with some stuff at work

I'm just glad she's a prostitute

I'm just gonna nudge it with my knee

I'm just gonna old man drink this glass of water

I'm just like any other cop

I'm just pressing buttons!

I'm just saying, you used to have skills

I'm just so mad. Don't you mean sad?

I'm Katie.

I'm Larry

I'm learning violin. It's kind of like my new hobby

I'm looking for a Peter Ferrari.

I'm making a paella

I'm not gonna listen to that bozo

I'm not having my dad be the principal

I'm not opening it

I'm not quitting Tinder

I'm not sure what we're doing now

I'm not sure which.

I'm only gonna get bullied worse now

I'm Poo

I'm pretty sure I can. Count me in

I'm really hurt

I'm right here, Coach

I'm right here, Mom

I'm Sadness

I'm Sandra.

I'm saying I'm done with you

I'm saying the four of us should storm that castle

I'm saying you get stuff, I want stuff

I'm shocked. That's shocking. We're all shocked

I'm sick of all this healthy crap

I'm so sorry

I'm so thirsty, I'd be willing to drink anyone's pee

I'm sorry

I'm sorry I tricked you,

I'm sorry I was such a jerk

I'm sorry I wasn't the best roommate

I'm sorry if I hurt you, Peter.

I'm sorry, is there a problem here?

I'm sorry, Peter, but I already have a taxi waiting

I'm sorry, Peter, but I have to think about the whole plane

I'm sorry, you were right all along

I'm still an artist

I'm stuck in the truck!

I'm sure

I'm sure this is a step down for you, Bri,

I'm taking the cannon from your Monopoly!

I'm taking the kids and I'm staying at my parents'

I'm talking about you and me opening a B and B.

I'm the boring storyline

I'm the one who takes too long to get ready

I'm the roller derby coach

I'm the Terminator!

I'm the type of player who arrives at the stadium

I'm too busy thinking about my hot date tonight.

I'm too young to be taking on this much responsibility

I'm trying! I'm trying!

I'm up on Big Buck Hunter

I'm watching it now

I'm worried that you're seeing too much

I'm your daughter

I'm your secret clone

I've already forgotten about it

I've been a bad drone.

I've been in this location for 40 years,

I've been looking around this whole house

I've been looking for an excuse to go again.

I've been sent here from the future

I've been working my Dave Matthews Punching Bag

I've gone deaf

I've got a visual on the terrorists

I've got that murdered jogger's Discman you wanted last week

I've never felt proud of any of my children until now

I've seen that evidence locker.

If I could just step on that field

If I give you something, it's acid.

If I had to change one more diaper, I was gonna lose it

If I have time for that, muchacho

If I'm being honest, I've also got

If I'm still "the worst person on this plane."

If Isabella can't get here to take her kids back,

If Peter said that,

If she were able to answer the phone

If they had to change their own diapers?

If this is the fracking people, I have made it clear

If we can get to the galley,

If you can't get up in the morning, and..

If you don't sign for it, it has to go back

If you don't want something heavy,

If you kids are good, we'll bring you back

If you should be running a school

If you want to try something different

If you wanted something, you just took it.

If you're mixing prescription drugs with alcohol!

Ignore him, Miniature Quagmire

Improve our original content?

In a 401 Gay

In a suit

In a tub as he names dragons

In fact, their ex wives are having a banquet next door

In fact, this calls for a celebration

In for questioning

In lesser known presidents masks

In progress homeless sex. I bet it stink

In San Francisco, and I saw some things

In the bathroom sink

In the bathroom with a ladle?

In the first three months.

In the men's room trash

In the middle of this fancy party.

In the middle of this sentence

In the yard yesterday.

Including yours truly

Instead, why don't you just take my Minions Discover Card?

Into a funny montage we show on birthdays

Into a prize winning squash

Into his own food truck

Into the over the shoulder advice business

Into the wind, and he appears.

Into this empty pizza box... and it's stuck to my knee

Into your flight path.

Is $7.40.

Is another

Is closing its doors

Is considering shooting it down

Is CSI: Babies over yet?

Is everything okay?

Is fat

Is feel your jacket

Is following you around?

Is gonna say a lot of stuff to you,

Is hard work

Is he up on that balcony? Yes.

Is hooked up to electrodes and getting it from a guy

Is I lost my friends

Is is your plan just to kill Rita Rudner?

Is it also acid?

Is it day or night?

Is it gonna be a long trip, Dad?

Is it new tennis ball great?

Is it, is it noticeable?

Is just boxes going back and forth.

Is lighting up the track with some amazing moves

Is somebody making a Cuban sandwich?

Is someone who wants to watch TV with me on a Saturday night

Is taking his son's sloppy seconds

Is that a bee?!

Is that a Michael Sam jersey?

Is that right?

Is that something on the Internet?

Is that true?!

Is that why that sad Shel Silverstein blob

Is there a Neiman Marcus in Boston?

Is there a skeleton with a wig that can drive me home?

Is this a superfood?

Is this about the raffle for the free lunch?

Is this because of Food Kills?

Is this the longest time out of all time?

Is this what running is?

Is time to go

Is very big right now in the dangerous idiot community.

Is yet another one

Is your mom here, too?

Isabella

Isabella no can come back.

Isabella, being with you has been really great.

Isabella, I missed you so much.

Isabella, I want to do this

Isabella, listen, I'm not great at this,

Isn't a complete bitch.

Isn't it only fair to let him or her meet you?

It bit my nose! He's latching on!

It burns my Tinder!

It can no longer support your head

It certainly is

It feels good doing something nice for others

It has nothing to do with that, Brian

It is now safe to take off your wigs and be gay

It is?!

It it's a Jew Flattening Machine

It just seemed like you were upset about something,

It looks like I'm the only woman here

It looks like you haven't left this room in weeks.

It means your ankles, calves, and thighs

It represents years of specialized training.

It says this is enough for a horse, so,

It says, "Remember to attend your meetings."

It sounds like you're just making up stories

It sure didn't work for Droopy Dog when he got that facelift

It takes a real man to take a hit like that

It talks! Lois, it talks!

It was cool with her if we wanted to sleep here tonight

It was planned

It was the fistfuls of Oxycontin

It'll be like tagging a barn

It'll flatten any Jew

It's 'cause I don't have any nice clothes

It's "Coke a mer"!

It's a company promise!

It's a documentary about the food industry called,

It's a ferret. Look at it, Brian

It's a great morning, no matter how you slice it.

It's a police matter, Bonnie!

It's a solitary creature

It's a violin, Peter

It's almost 3:00. I got to get out of here

It's always the fat one.

It's an app for your phone

It's apparently veered off its flight plan

It's been, like, 500 years

It's Dumbledore!

It's easy

It's exactly the stuff I'm trying to get you not to eat

It's exhausting

It's feathered crown is designed to scare away mates

It's funny, 'cause my name's Cleveland

It's gettin' kind of late.

It's Golden State Warriors star Steph Curry

It's gonna be a nice day

It's got to be from wearing that damn brace all the time

It's hard to believe you did that all by yourself.

It's Herrera

It's just my allergies. They've been awful.

It's just that at Carter's house,

It's just the cat that ate his face and ears off.

It's kind of cold, but we can do sweaters on, pants off

It's known to swell its face

It's like a long rat

It's like bubble wrap

It's locked

It's locked from the outside!

It's me, Peter. Shipoopi.

It's me. It's me

It's mine! It's not for the whole house!

It's mostly small, colorful pictures

It's my back in time box!

It's nice to meet you, Larry

It's not a choice, Grover

It's not like it's that tasty piece of ass, Julian Edelman.

It's not like we're short on dough

It's not loud until you can feel your head bones

It's not my fault, I'm all hopped up

It's not what it's designed for

It's on you to pick it up

It's over, Patty.

It's putting a hat on a hat.

It's quinoa

It's straight from the hive

It's supposed to be a fun day out here,

It's the best thing that's ever happened to me

It's the first thing I'm really good at

It's the middle of the night.

It's the same shirt!

It's the yellow headed puffin face

It's three blocks down and it's coming this way

It's three new tennis balls great

It's time for a healthy, veggie dinner!

It's too dangerous. So I'm going to quit

It's true!

It's very nutritious, and it even helps keep you regular.

It's weird, but you remember

It's your weekend

It's your wife, you big dummy!

It's... it's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.

J... N None of that.

James Woods High will be hosting a cross country meet,

Jeez, I hope I don't end up stuck in here

Jeez, Joe, what the hell happened?

Jeff Banfield, I'd like you to please come down here,

Jerome, switch over to the RedZone

Joe, golf shorts may not be the right look for you

Joe, how'd you know that lever would open the landing gear?

Joe, is something wrong?

Joe, no offense, but I'd prefer to hear it from someone else

JOE: 'Cause he was busy writing the song!

JOE: Car trouble?

JOE: Hang on, let me check Snopes

JOE: Hey, Bonnie! BONNIE: What?

JOE: I don't know, I think he was on a bridge or something

JOE: Just do it! Just say, "It's all been a pack of lies

JOE: Listen to this. Say, "It's all been a pack of lies

JOE: Look, I'm not saying we wouldn't bring Phil Collins

JOE: Thanks, babe. Hey, you know what that song's about?

JOE: Yeah, that's, uh,

Joke's on him. I farted just before he kicked us out

Just 'cause they're my kids and they all look like me

Just a big article about how to tailgate a speeding fire truck

Just a little of the three "R"s

Just charge my card

Just da da da da da da da da da!

Just daring myself to turn it on?

Just do the best you can

Just doing all that desk work?

Just eat this Starburst.

Just fish out the one that's yours

Just give me a drink.

Just go, Jeff, or he'll start

Just leave the babies with Consuela?

Just like Dan Cortese

Just like I did in my 1980s crime series,

Just like I helped kick the British

Just like the fat man did when he changed his name.

Just like you care about Isabella.

Just pick her up and take her home

Just push this button.

Just say, "oopsie poopsie," like a simpleton

Just send her an eggplant and the erupting volcano

Just so you know,

Just tag Peter on any part of his body

Just the Bryan Adams video

Just to keep everything running smoothly. Sure, got to have boundaries

Just two horny people with phones

Just until he realizes I'm a great hang

Just... just go to commercial

Keep comin'! Dead! Give 'em a narrow entry point,

Keep it up

Keira Knightley to orgasm?

Kick ass? This is not kick ass

Kicked out? I'm totally screwed

Kicking you out of the group, you can't really blame them

Kids, time for dinner. Where's your father?

Kids? Peter?

Kill me! Hey, what's that song you're playing?

Killing Rita Rudner will just be the custard on the dumpling

Kind of

Kind of like those years when it was just Marley and me

Kissed?!

Knows what he's talking about

L Look, calm down. We're just friends

Ladies and gentlemen,

Ladies, this is my associate

Larry, are you turned on or starving?

Larry, I'm afraid you only have three months to live

Larry, it's only 2:00 in the afternoon

Larry?

Las Vegas

Laser tag orientation

Last chance

Last time he went out of town, I sat on his eggs for him

Last time we went to that, we lost a lot of subscribers,

Lawsuit commercials

Leave me alone, you guys

Leave this family here

Lemon Pledge, no, no.

Let me help you to the bathroom

Let me help you with those

Let me just test this out quickly.

Let me just watch Jennifer's Body

Let's call to order this emergency meeting

Let's crank call them

Let's do a podcast from right here in the booth

Let's do it in the garage

Let's flash some leather, huh, guys?

Let's get her out of here

Let's get lesbian haircuts and see 'em all.

Let's go check out the hot tub

Let's go make a large faced boy

Let's go!

Let's go! Let's go!

Let's go. Keep it moving

Let's honor Officer Joe Swanson,

Let's just get Lois up to bat

Let's make a clam ory

Let's pick out a cute shirt for you

Let's say a hundred. That sounds reasonable. Oh, no way

Let's see if it looks bigger when I throw a Sprite at it

Let's talk about our hunches and how something doesn't add up

Let's, uh, let's get a little light in here, huh, buddy?

Let's, uh, let's just go.

Lieutenant

Like a lady in your office.

Like a living tail. Look at its feet

Like George Michael? Shut up!

Like hell we are!

Like I bought this jacket like what Bugs Bunny wears

Like it was your helicopter

Like like a beekeeper?

Like like, how come you Eastern European guys

Like Orson Welles

Like Supermarket Sweep

Like the designated Shriver

Like the sign says.

Like those poor guys who had to come up

Like what to do with that big watermelon I bought

Like when he was an NFL announcer and had to pretend

Like when I was a mentor for Kid Rock

Like when I was a pro football kicker

Like when I worked at that all night diner

Like when we used to rob banks

Like when you give a young athlete too much money

Like Winnie the Pooh

Like, a secret hand signal or something.

Like, he could see it, but he couldn't get there in time

Like, maybe she's got some city miles

Like, what's the legitimate number of fourth graders

Like, what's this red one?

Likes to play in the dirt

Listen, my aunt is waiting for me,

Listen, Peter, we know you've been working hard on the violin,

Loads of people fought for that thing,

Local news anchor too professional

LOIS Hello, is this Peter Griffin?

LOIS Ow! O O O O O Ow! Ow!

Lois said so, and I'm not leaving

Lois, answer the bloody phone!

Lois, are you okay? Ugh. Yeah

Lois, I already told you

Lois, I have a system:

Lois, I'm done with my gum

Lois, if you do that, Chris will resent you

Lois, is a president stronger than a king?

Lois, Lois

Lois, see that wall there?

Lois, stay here and play with us

Lois, that's actually a great idea.

Lois, why don't you take second?

LOIS: Chris, time for dinner.

LOIS: Peter, it's time for lunch

LOIS: We're having sloppy joes

LOIS: We're having sloppy joes.

Lois!

Lois! Uh, uh..

Lois?!

Look at that fresco

Look at that pervert squirrel just watching

Look at that, Brian

Look at that, no password

Look at this food. It's gross and unhealthy

Look at this mess!

Look at this, Lois, the Fenway Park locker room

Look how peaceful he is

Look how winded he is from doing that one spin

Look, Chris, I owe you an apology

Look, Eddie's at the wrong house

Look, he left his phone

Look, I can even do the Pete Rose haircut

Look, I can see why you're concerned

Look, I even brought Tom Sizemore's Game of Life

Look, I feel awful about it, but I told Larry that was it,

Look, I made a promise to Isabella,

Look, I need him out of here

Look, I told you, I need you to be a silent partner on this

Look, I'm happy for the business,

Look, I'm really sorry I let you get hurt, Stewie.

Look, Isabella, you shouldn't be separated from your children,

Look, it's not even about the stuff

Look, just because it's already been written

Look, Stewie, I don't have time to sip air

Look, Stewie, I I..

Look, there she is!

Look, your spot's already paid for

Look! Dad's planking,

Look! Those people are even dancing to it.

Looking after babies is a nightmare

Looks like anyone in a nursing home?

Looks like we're gonna go to Jersey Mike's

Looks like we've learned a lot, and my face is better

Looks like you'll make that business meeting after all

Loose Cobb salad in a lunchbox

Lousy no good rotten frassum rassum..

Lying down or sitting, Fat Guys keeps ya dry

Ma'am, please step back

Ma'am, this is a crime scene

Madam Secretary, tonight on CBS

Make 'em come in single file

Make her go

Make her go!

Make some noise

Making people laugh,

Making the house smell like farts

Mama, Louie's not gay, he's...

Mama!

MAN (over P.A

MAN 2: No, fight louder! Call her a bitch!

MAN 3: Party! MAN 4: I'm the dad!

MAN Hold still

Man, coming on this trip was a terrible idea

Man, I don't envy you.

Man, I still can't get over how perfect this place is

Man, my wife won't let me eat any of that stuff

Man, they was dandy

Man, those losers don't deserve that castle

Man, what happened to our game?

Man, you guys think Joe's as happy as he says he is,

MAN: Excuse me,

MAN: Hold it right there!

MANAGER: Aw, God bless you.

Mark Cuban?

Marley and me.

Marley!

Marone! Peter!

Masking what was once a Midas Muffler shop?

May I speak to your manager?

May I?

Maybe Chris getting a job's not the worst idea

Maybe he can help us

Maybe he wants to go to the movie

Maybe he's on vacation or something.

Maybe I can help

Maybe I have been taking you for granted,

Maybe I'll just live here.

Maybe it's Brian.

Maybe she likes you. Send something back

Maybe they're wrapping it up

Maybe we should improve our business model

Maybe with Father O'Leary's briefs

Maybe you could find a teacher who could help you learn,

Maybe you could pants him during an assembly.

Maybe you should put short stack in a tutu

Maybe you should sign a consent form

Maybe you should start with Mark Rutledge

Maybe you'd want to..

Maybe you're right

Maybe you're right. I guess..

Me and some of my kids are going to the movies

Me first

Me? I like to squeeze the can so hard

Me? Meg Griffin

Me? What did I do?

Medieval castle?

Medieval Castle? I love that place.

Meg is so stupid

Meg, where are you?

MEG: I'm gaining on you, Brian.

MEG: Knock it off! Give me back my lunch

Meg!

Meg's awful!

Meg's talking to a boy!

Miss Millikan's just a friend

Missiles? That's a military fighter jet!

Mm hmm

Mm, page 100. Mm

Mm, you're still here

Mm!

Mm.

Mm. Mm

Mmm

Mmm, I got to say, you're good at it

Mmm, it's like eating a MasterCard

Mmm, new meat

Mom and Dad said it, too.

Mom says it's distinctive

Mom, but we promised Stewie

Mom, can I go barehand raisins from the bulk aisle?

Mom, Dad, thanks for trying to help.

Mom, it's for you!

Mom, we can't just leave them here

Mom, why was this Listerine in the garbage?

Mom, you're really going to Boston?

Monsanto equals murder!

Monsanto equals murder! That's enough

More like a ristorante to me

MORGAN FREEMAN: Inspired by his love for Lois,

MORGAN FREEMAN: With the spirit in her heart renewed,

Morning, honey! Go to hell!

Mort just called. It went by his house

Most of what America is now

Mr. Butterworth.

Mr. Griffin, you are hereby relieved of your duties

Mr. Griffin's up here, sweetheart

Mr. Gronkowski.

Mr. Pewterschmidt, you have a visitor

Mr. Pewterschmidt, your service dog has arrived.

Mrs. Griffin, you would take the risk

Muscular old guy.

Muy caliente

My already irritated eyes!

My body's rejecting it!

My bullets are in my shaving kit.

My business line is ringing

My dumb wife won't let me have a room like that

My entire life

My ex wife raised them,

My eyes!

My friend, I'm an adult who works at a water park

My God

My God, she put eye shadow on you, too

My God, this app is amazing!

My little lonesome, says I

My manager said if I don't,

My name is Peter. Check

My name's Shelly

My only medical training is to say "Walk it off

My shirt is blue, but the collar is white

My sister almost got a job there once

My top came off on the slide

My Tyler would kill him out there

My wife puts on my pants one leg at a time

My word, Chris, that girl was totally into you

N No, no! W we don't need Lois

N Now, don't be nervous

N Now, hold on, hold on

Nah, I just lip synced "Born to Run."

Nah, you you wouldn't want to help me

Nailed it, Peter!

Name? Uh, Peter Griffin

NARRATOR Audible dot com presents,

Netflix Streaming: buffer for 20 minutes,

Never mind

Next to piles of horse dung

Next up, our fantasy weekend for two at Fenway Park

Nice going, now you've ruined Christmas

Nice move, Griffin.

Nice try, scumbag,

Nightmare over Vegas.

No can do, I got to go to the station

No can do, Joe

No GMOs whatsoever

No going down headfirst,

No I'm just in town for the John Singer Sargent exhibit

No more "ee pa pa pa pa pa

No more of your long stories, all right?

No need to leave. They all come here.

No one's biting on those guitar lessons

No problem

No way, he's just putting lipstick on a pig.

No wonder nobody ever picked me

No work? I stared in a mirror for hours

No, absolutely not

No, but let me help you clean it off

No, don't eat that. That's Stewie's lunch

No, he isn't

No, I am a machine

No, I I love roller derby

No, I know, I was just thinking about Snooki

No, I mean, it might sound silly,

No, I wanted to pay for dial up modem impression classes

No, I won't

No, I'm Mexican

No, it's 4,000

No, It's a serious problem.

No, just now

No, look, I I'm just saying, you were right

No, Meg

No, my babies!

No, my name is Rebecca

No, my wife watched that food documentary

No, no

No, no take babies

No, no, Chris. This is very serious.

No, no, I meant I was holding my own nuts

No, no, no, no. None of that

No, no, no. Give me that

No, no, no. He knows I'm his friend

No, no, stay here. Stay here

No, no, we took a vote

No, no.

No, not too bad.

No, Peter, I don't need any of that

No, Peter, not that one!

No, Peter, that's not...

No, Peter, that's the wrong racial slur

No, Peter, we're being hijacked.

No, please, no!

No, please! I got to get better

No, son, we're fine

No, stop, stop! God, stop, stop

No, this time it's not a bit

No, we said no

No, we're people, sir

No, you did a good job being my dad.

No, you just swipe someone's picture,

No, you know what, Stewie?

No, you're fired.

No! I'm confiding in a friend

No! What?

No! Zoloft Blob, don't!

No.

No. He told his wife there's juices in the hot dogs

No. That's a common myth

No. They're too much work

No. Yeah, I do

No. You're all time goalie

Nobody look. This is a private, gross matter

Nobody wants to die in their sleep

Nobody..

None of the cereals are advertised on TV

Nonetheless, he was immortalized on Bing Maps

Nope

Nope, I don't eat foods that sound like karate words

Normally I'd just go to Hudson News

Not a chance. Mr. Washy Washy took all the joy out of this

Not anymore. I want you out of my room

Not at all

Not bad. I see you got a Hooters calendar in here

Not even looking. I'm swiping "yes

Not for us, if you wear those

Not in the boys' room it isn't

Not Not yours, Chris or Peter.

Not once you've seen 'em

Not so much fun anymore, is it?

Not to mention a couple of blowouts

Not you! Okay!

Nothing

Nothing is happening on Homeland,

Nothing. I was just trying to play hard, like Pete Rose

Nothing. What you said is not anything.

Now can you go inside and get me some Pop Rocks?

Now get back to that rink and help your team

Now go

Now here's an over the top news graphic.

Now it's nothing

Now let me put this baby bonnet on his head

Now let's get down to business

Now let's see what's going on at the old high school

Now married to David Cross

Now reach for it

Now shut up and get ready to die.

Now sit here until I say you can get up.

Now that he's a high school principal

Now that I'm deaf, I can't do it without you guys

Now that seems like nothing

Now there's a Patriot you can get excited about.

Now we got to kill 'em all

Now we just need a plan.

Now, before I go,

Now, come on, Lois, we've got you sitting

Now, does he have any school pictures coming up?

Now, get out of here. I got to practice

Now, how many bees do you think are in here?

Now, if I could just find someone

Now, if you'll excuse me,

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go lick the foot

Now, if you'll just select a gratuity.

Now, Mr

Now, remember to tell customers

Now, scream!

Now, to take an old man pee

Now, whose is it? Be honest

Now, you little punks get to class

Nowadays any moron

Obviously, that's me

Of a fleshy, pale woman for Real Sex 34

Of American materialism,

Of children playing nearby

Of course he's got insurance

Of course I do

Of course I do. I just take a short break sometimes.

Of course I would

Of course I'm still wearing it

Of five reasons Principal Shepherd is cool

Of only being a head

Of people treating me like an errand boy,

Of smuggling me and my children across the border?

Of specialized training? Crossing your eyes

Of sperm donation thing

Of taking care of two kids.

Of the fat guy that's watching that girl

Of the girl whose case was the one I couldn't solve

Of the New England Patriots

Of the other athletes, if you don't mind

Of the school board regarding Principal Shepherd's meltdown

Of two babies

Of two torn hamstrings and a ruptured groin,

Of your PT Cruiser

Off of 15 bags of Doritos

Off the steering wheel.

Officer Swanson, as thanks from a grateful city,

Officer Swanson, as you requested,

Oh, airline employees can get discounted tickets

Oh, alphabet soup is my favorite, too

Oh, also, please rub the "H" and the "C" off all the knobs,

Oh, Amber Tamblyn.

Oh, and the idiot took my suitcase

Oh, and they also taught me

Oh, and your eyes are fine

Oh, anything goes. Whatever you can fit under a tarp

Oh, boy, I haven't been this excited

Oh, boy!

Oh, boy. Well, deal's off, he's dead

Oh, Brian, just in time for dinner

Oh, Brian, Larry and I sort of crossed a line yesterday

Oh, Brian, please it's our room now

Oh, Brian, there you are

Oh, but you have to be able to walk

Oh, Chris, I'm glad you're here

Oh, Chris, I'm so sorry you got hurt like this

Oh, Chris, that's sweet,

Oh, come on, Mom, really?

Oh, come on! Doesn't anybody pay attention to the sign?!

Oh, cool, we're fighting?

Oh, crap, it's busted.

Oh, crap.

Oh, Daddy, that's Bryce Dallas Howard

Oh, damn it, they jammed the transmission

Oh, damn it, you hit the seam!

Oh, dear God

Oh, don't worry

Oh, for God's sake, is my husband deaf?

Oh, God, do you think that's one of our steroid bees?

Oh, God, it just ate the other bee!

Oh, God, please don't let that be our new neighbors

Oh, God, this is embarrassing

Oh, God, this is it!

Oh, God. I can't hear Garfield

Oh, good, he's movin' away

Oh, great

Oh, great. Thanks

Oh, h..

Oh, he definitely knows

Oh, he's great. Not lost or anything

Oh, hello, Consuela.

Oh, hello, Isabella

Oh, here comes the UPS guy

Oh, hey, by the way, uh, thanks, all my kids,

Oh, hey, Lois. I guess you must be happy

Oh, hey, Quagmire. Hey, Peter

Oh, hi, Larry

Oh, hi, you guys

Oh, hi, you two

Oh, I bet he's delivering those marmalade jars we ordered

Oh, I can't put him in

Oh, I don't care about that, Mom

Oh, I don't know if I deserve to sit at the head table

Oh, I don't mean that

Oh, I get that because this comedy

Oh, I I thought that was kind of like, "I'm open for business

Oh, I love that movie.

Oh, I see

Oh, I thought you asked me

Oh, I won't

Oh, I would love a Trader Joe's!

Oh, I... I'm sorry. I thought I told you

Oh, I'm gonna squish him!

Oh, I'm not going for baseball,

Oh, I'm sorry

Oh, I'm sorry, bro

Oh, Isabella's coming by,

Oh, it stink all right

Oh, it's an honor to meet you, sir.

Oh, it's just tap water from Flint, Michigan

Oh, it's my back. It's killing me

Oh, it's not your fault

Oh, just some stuff I got out of my storage unit

Oh, like a B and B? That could be fun

Oh, like Coyote Ugly with Piper Perabo

Oh, like that car you drive over there?

Oh, look at that

Oh, look what came,

Oh, look, there's one guy who slept through this whole thing.

Oh, man, it feels like we're in one of those hijacking movies

Oh, man, this is it!

Oh, man, we got to help Peter!

Oh, my God

Oh, my God, are you okay?

Oh, my God, Bing! Bing! Over here! Bing!

Oh, my God, he's dead!

Oh, my God, he's lost it

Oh, my God, he's not really doing that, is he?

Oh, my God, I can't believe I'm here

Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed

Oh, my God, Peter, we did nothing.

Oh, my God, Principal Shepherd, what's wrong?

Oh, my God, Steph, I'm such a big fan

Oh, my God, Stewie

Oh, my God, that was Rob Gronkowski.

Oh, my God, that's always been a dream of mine!

Oh, my God, that's your father's flight

Oh, my God, those guys in first class have guns.

Oh, my God, you guys did it!

Oh, my God, you guys, having Gronk here is gonna be the best

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! No! I have a family!

Oh, my God! Now I want Dad to die!

Oh, my God. Can you..

Oh, my God. Chris, are you okay?

Oh, my, and I thought only bees pour on the honey

Oh, nice

Oh, nice shot there

Oh, no

Oh, no way!

Oh, no, am I gonna be a big shoe, small shoe guy?

Oh, no, I left my baby in there

Oh, no, no, that's my wife, she's just dropping me off

Oh, no, of course, you mean mad about the money

Oh, no, we're not!

Oh, no. This is bad.

Oh, nothing

Oh, nothing that can't be fixed

Oh, now I'm excited about this, Brian.

Oh, nummers.

Oh, oh, I just got chills

Oh, oh, I think I feel something

Oh, our hands just touched.

Oh, Peter

Oh, Peter, this is awful

Oh, Peter.

Oh, Quagmire, you are so predictable

Oh, really?

Oh, really? Oh, wow, that's so kind

Oh, someone's shipping live lobsters

Oh, son of a bitch. Look at your phone.

Oh, sorry. Wrong house

Oh, Stewie, I'm really sorry I left you in that time out

Oh, such a good song.

Oh, thank God

Oh, thank God you're home!

Oh, thank God,

Oh, thanks

Oh, thanks for coming, Peter

Oh, that allows the plane to fly itself when I need a break

Oh, that's a good idea.

Oh, that's a relief

Oh, that's a voice filter, so the passengers always think

Oh, that's because I'm depressed

Oh, that's it!

Oh, that's my back in time box

Oh, that's okay

Oh, the pie has a wedge removed

Oh, then a baker's dozen

Oh, there we go.

Oh, there's a Bone Zone alert for Girls,

Oh, there's no "L"s

Oh, they're all dead

Oh, they're having fun

Oh, this is all so awful!

Oh, this is awful.

Oh, uh, hello?

Oh, uh, sure

Oh, uh, well, as you know, I'm here

Oh, we'll see about that.

Oh, we're getting all the wrong eyebrow guys

Oh, well, thank goodness

Oh, well, that's not good

Oh, well, this is great

Oh, what do I want?

Oh, wow, this'll be great

Oh, wow. And a couple of cuties

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah, a little infield.

Oh, yeah, fine

Oh, yeah, he's that guy, too

Oh, yeah, I've been working on that

Oh, yeah, in case we didn't say, this was Spirit Airlines

Oh, yeah, right there. That's good

Oh, yeah, that's the stuff

Oh, yeah, that's what Hemingway used to complain about

Oh, yeah, the winner and a friend get to hang out

Oh, yeah, you can just refuse delivery

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah? Over my dead tooth!

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Little guy's got scoliosis.

Oh, you already in United States

Oh, you are looking fine tonight

Oh, you bet I will! Oh, thanks!

Oh, you can perform it for all of us up here in Boston

Oh, you have no idea

Oh, you must be Peter's wife, Lois

Oh, you saw that movie too, huh?

Oh, you spilled something. You want a napkin?

Oh, you're a deejay! That's perfect!

Oh, you're ear crippled?

Oh, you're just nervous about the big game tomorrow

Oh, you're right, Chris.

Oh, your father says he doesn't need it anymore

Oh!

Oh! And most of them have cameras

Oh! He talked on the whole bus ride!

Oh! Ooh!

Oh! The king

Oh! You're the safe friend.

Oh. (school bell rings)

Oh. I've been doing all your arm exercises.

Oh. It appears they've finally removed the roof

Oh. My

Oh. There's no regulation

Oh..

Oh...

Oh... Aw, man, this is terrible

Okay

Okay, all right, the doctor is in

Okay, Brian, Carter's in the shower.

Okay, but hang on

Okay, but hold on. I got four quarters on Golden Tee

Okay, but if you get caught,

Okay, but let's keep this friendly

Okay, bye.

Okay, common question that everybody thinks about

Okay, everybody, we're gonna do some double play drills

Okay, fine, I'll be honest with you

Okay, for the first of our 65 performances tonight..

Okay, give us the ay, ay, ay news first

Okay, go.

Okay, great, but how we gonna do it?

Okay, great.

Okay, Griffin, you go out there

Okay, guys, this is the original Levi Jeans factory,

Okay, hang on, hang on, hang on

Okay, I finish for the day

Okay, I guess that's not my part.

Okay, I guess we'll see who's got the toughest kid here

Okay, I think I'm starting to crack your code

Okay, I took a leak into this can of Busch Light

Okay, I'm gonna go fake use the phone in the dugout

Okay, I'm heading out for ladies' night

Okay, I'm off to Hilton Head with the girls

Okay, I'm pretty sure you're manipulating me,

Okay, it says "Hey," and then a kissy face,

Okay, kids, let's start practice

Okay, let's get me set up on this Tinder thing

Okay, let's make some noise

Okay, let's see how those eyes are doing

Okay, let's see what Meg got me

Okay, Lois, catch the ball,

Okay, maybe we could try it out and see how it goes

Okay, Mr

Okay, my turn! My turn!

Okay, nobody move!

Okay, now you heard Mom say I'm in charge,

Okay, now, last year we were tricked

Okay, okay, someone else

Okay, once again,

Okay, red flags flying

Okay, show's over. Everybody back to work

Okay, so a few of them had a bad reaction to...

Okay, so I think Lee Blanding gets detention

Okay, Stewie, enough is enough.

Okay, Stewie, time for you to get dressed

Okay, sure

Okay, that's that's all okay

Okay, this is yes or no

Okay, up next, here's Evelyn Fong,

Okay, we'll pick this up on Monday

Okay, well that's a lot of Rs, but listen,

Okay, well, believe me, there's

Okay, well, here's my shorts

Okay, while the dressing does its magic,

Okay, yeah

Okay, yeah, yeah. This is great

Okay, you guys watch the main cabin.

Okay, you win

Okay, you're on

Okay.

Okay. "Dearest Theresa, I hope this finds you well

Okay. Here we go.

Okay. I get it. I get it.

Okay. The Wizard of Id is addressing his subjects

Okay. Yes, one second

On a bale of hay.

On any other day that would be so exciting

On hard baseball card gum.

On her voo voo

On our sign up list,

On SportsCenter tonight

On the floor, punks

On the hijacking crisis

On the inside of the skull

On the Mass Pike, totaling the car

On the refrigerator

One of them things, yeah?

One of you will have to sit next to me

One time, I saw him pee in a urinal

One, two, thr... Aw, crap.

One, two... Come on.

One..

Only a few more minutes until your country pays

Only once, but I had just seen Uma Thurman in Beautiful Girls,

Only sex people from the phone

Only the star tight end

Only the vinyl, man

Only what's available in the schoolyard.

Ooh, I like that

Ooh, I need to use the bathroom

Ooh, maybe we should watch that movie about Freud

Ooh, my favorite!

Ooh, nope, sorry, there's still another scene left.

Ooh, this is food for different routes I'm not on

Ooh, what do we have here?

Ooh! I know, right?

Ooh! My shoes have 12 little heels

Ooh..

Oopsie poopsie!

Open the door, or I'll start

Open the door, or your copilot gets it.

Operating on Route 6, near Round Hill Road

Options are 60%, 90%, and 200%.

Or "she." What?!

Or am I going to start killing people?

Or anywhere you want to feel peaceful

Or are you just asking because

Or better yet, why aren't we drinking?

Or girls dancing to songs from Frozen

Or have another couple beers and then just go for it?

Or is it just eye contact?

Or is Roberta the wife?

Or just arcing it over the wall?

Or rub it on his balls

Or spend any money? Of course not

Or this idiot gets it

Or we could write something fresh

Or, how about this?

Or, uh, some sort of political statement?

Or: The True Story of Henry Ford

Order now and make someone feel guilty

Oreo middles.

Orville Redenbacher is gay

Otherwise it's weird.

Our 11 year old high school junior

Our day has just begun, and there's a line out the door.

Our flight has been...

Our in flight entertainment today

Our moms are sisters

Our new neighbor is Gronk

Our second podcast

Our top story tonight:

Out of a food truck in a horse harness

Out of America.

Outside a Spooner Street home,

Over here

Over the P.A. this morning, that was me

Ow!

Ow! (grunting)

Ow! Bitch!

Ow! Kill me!

Ow! Ow, ow! Stop stop it!

Ow. Damn it

Ow. Ow

Ow. Ow.

Owning a drone is gonna be a blast

P.A

Part of the games we play

PATIENT: I can hear you

Patriots calling their third and final timeout

PATTY: Hi, Mrs

Pay the bills by renting out the rooms

Peh i is that it?

Peh Peh ree Peh ree bow?

Peh Pera Pera Pera boo?

People are gonna hate this. Peter, do something else, quick

People at farmers' markets would go nuts for this

People lose their minds

People need a concert to go to after the water park

Per Per a bow

Pera boo? Say it with me

Perfect!

Perhaps you should push with your shoulder and not your fist?

Peter asked me to do this

Peter Gallagher?

Peter Griffin, you tell me what's going on right now

Peter Griffin!

Peter Griffin's here to surrender

PETER Guys, look

PETER Oh, come on. I'm James K. Polk

PETER Shut up, Meg.

PETER Yay! I win!

Peter, are you ordering a drone right now?

Peter, back me up here

Peter, before you answer him,

Peter, do something. I can't

Peter, don't you get it?

Peter, forget that

Peter, how many times were you a sperm donor?

Peter, I don't know if you noticed,

Peter, I don't know what you're so excited about

Peter, I was plowing this college chick last night,

Peter, I'm not falling for your trick,

Peter, it's me, and you're an adult man drinking in a bar

Peter, kids, dinner!

Peter, knock it off

Peter, knock it off. You're a middle aged man.

Peter, Peter, calm down, it it's okay,

Peter, Peter, it's happening

Peter, Peter, Peter...

Peter, shh.

Peter, since when are you a deejay?

Peter, slow down!

Peter, that was amazing!

Peter, that was Home Improvement

Peter, that was me. I was prank calling you

Peter, that's the wrong track!

Peter, there's a lot you don't understand about police work

Peter, these guys have been sexually harassing me

Peter, this is exactly what I told you would happen!

Peter, this isn't over!

Peter, trust me,

Peter, wake up

Peter, we got to stop this

Peter, we're about to die!

Peter, what are you doing here?

Peter, what exactly are you doing down at that school?

Peter, what note are you playing?

Peter, what the hell are you doing?

Peter, what the hell did you do to the house?

Peter, what the hell got into you?

Peter, what the hell is this?

Peter, where are you? You will wash your hands

Peter, you expect me to let you ransack my house?

Peter, you got to figure something out.

Peter, you just made $20 from two sandwiches

Peter, you know I can't do that

Peter, you know this is a pilot's uniform

Peter, you should try it

Peter, you're out of the group

Peter, you've been knocking a while

PETER: Hey, how come Kevin's room is locked?

PETER: I ran like a champion that day, pushing through the pain

PETER: Streaking. Unrelated

PETER: Well, hello, Officer Swanson

Peter!

Peter! Get up! Get up and run!

Peter! Grab on to something!

Peter? Is that you?

Peter? What are you doing?

Peter's Brain

Peter's still sleeping off last night's party

Phil Collins watching some guy watch another guy drown

Phone's still ringing

Playing air violin to the song "Bittersweet Symphony

Please accept this Certificate of Merit

Please forgive me, Lois. I'm so stupid

Please give me my mail and go.

Please say you got the onion bun..

Please spell out what you're saying

Please study my brain so that others don't suffer as I have

Please, please don't do that

Plus, I love making other women bleed

Plus, she's... she's hot

PolicÃa!

POLICE CAPTAIN: Swanson!

Poor Mr. Seigel

Poor thing

Poor, poor thing

Prepare to die

Prepare to fire.

Present day Arnold Schwarzenegger

Principal Shepherd on indefinite paid leave.

PRINCIPAL SHEPHERD: Good morning, students

Probably the gray haired one

Probably. But I don't want to think about it

Psst

Puck you!

Pull!

Punishing my body,

Put on huge helmets, and ride Segways

Put your hands up!

Quagmire, all the Scotts know about it

Quagmire, come on. It's time for golf

Quagmire, land this plane!

QUAGMIRE: Tinder?

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Quick, Brian, I need your car

Quick, he's distracted

Quick! We just have to get rid of the queen!

Quiet going on, noisy coming off

Quinoa

Quite the contrary, Brian

RABBIT: Don't worry about it.

Reading, writing and wrecking this guy's sack

Ready for the fund raiser, Dad?

Ready?

Real tea, real milk,

Really, really appreciate that.

Really?

Really? A podcast? Don't you have to be

Really? But what if she says no?

Really? I didn't see that in the newsletter this month

Really? I felt like I kind of lost my cool there

Really? I will. Thanks, Chris

Really? On pretzel day?

Really? That sounds like a lot of work

Really? Well, how's that gonna happen?

Really? Well, I love you, too, Lois

Really? What if I'm not good enough?

Really? You think it's that good?

Recent brain scan studies have shown..

Relax. We're taking the day off from bullying

Remember that happened?

Reports of a drug deal in progress at Fifth and Maple

Right between Pedro Martinez

Right in front of you

Right, fellas?

Right?

Roadhouse. Roadhouse

Rob Gronkowski has been suspended from the Patriots

Rob Gronkowski is probably the worst neighbor we could ask for

Rob Gronkowski's party bus!

Robots are killing people in the future

Roller derby was the best thing that ever happened to me

Roomies? Dude!

Run like a man, you get a suit.

Run, Peter! Come on, Dad!

Run!

Rupert, what do you think of this fan fiction I wrote?

S So, wait, so we walked right across the border

San Francisco?

Santa Terrible

Say anything to anything,

Say good bye, Chris.

Say the thing

SCHOOL SECRETARY (over P.A

Scoring touchdowns,

Screw that, I say we put on the BoneZone

Screw you guys

Second, uh, mostly hamburgers where the buns is jelly donuts

See if you can tell me where Waldo is

See you at the way too early 10:40 lunch

See you at tryouts.

See you later. Wait, wait, wait

See, this is the Joe I remember

See, this is why no one ever wants to you

See, this right here,

See? I told you, Stewie

See? That's how you do "muchacho

See? We don't need your help!

Seems like it's time to go home

Sentences?

Several of whom are in our Commander's Club,

Sh Sh Shut up, Meg.

Shattered

She couldn't handle the glory of God's love

She did that. She's gross

She did? What am I looking at here?

She does this a lot!

She doesn't care about baseball,

She gave me a time out and she made me sit in this chair

She got deported this morning.

She said they already sold the house behind us

She says, "Uh, uh, oh, God, harder

She's already very angry at me.

She's in the hive!

She's talking about her kids, Chris.

Shh, shh.

Shh, we'll discuss this later.

Shh. Let's just let him sleep this off

Short break? It looks like you had time

Shot him right in the face

Shots fired

Should we do it with careful planning,

Shut down that truck and get inside.

Shut up

Shut up, Meg

Si. Let me handle this, Peter

Simon says, "Leave the band

Simply climb behind the wheel,

Since he got caught using that fake ID

Since our trip to Philadelphia.

Since some guy came in the Clam

Since the last M. Night Shyamalan movie

Since the second I got here

Since we went birdwatching

Sir, I can't park this.

Sir, is everything all right?

Sir, you're not allowed to be on the carousel.

So congratulations

So don't be alarmed. Aah! Son of a bitch!

So don't bother flashing a wad of money,

So good luck with all that.

So he can conduct more business

So he could sing it right to him and they could arrest the guy!

So he wouldn't kick them

So I can be as good as my friends.

So I can blow my nose into my hands

So I can buckle down and get some writing done

So I don't have to make small talk with you

So I got to be at my best

So I got you all organic, non GMO, no hormone food

So I just want to lay a few ground rules. Yeah

So I pulled a record of your credit card purchases

So I sc****d all the cool ranch

So I was just baking a coffee cake,

So I won't let her sleep in the bedroom till they're off

So I'd just use the whole thing.

So I'm giving you wall poo

So I'm gonna eat my lunch

So I'm wearing all this over long pajamas

So if any of you is a couch on a dolly with wheels,

So if she's gone, they'll follow her!

So if you're in line there, you better run

So it was kind of a ka blamo

So juicy! (thud)

So listen, I want all you guys

So many confusing feelings!

So maybe you should, uh, you know, do the test

So nobody try to get smart

So people can spy on whoever they want

So people won't know what the hell's going on.

So should I be aiming for an open window,

So that gold miners could wear a comfortable yet durable fabric

So the aliens have come to Earth

So this is my weekends.

So to answer the question, I'm gonna have to say

So tonight, we say to the yellow billed marsh finch:

So we can give these kids back to their mother

So we can text each other during the movie

So we can't even tell them everything's okay!

So we have no corporate identity?

So we talking group stuff or just one on one?

So we've brought them to you

So what are we gonna do first?

So what do you say? Well, I don't know.

So what, you're just dropping us?

So you be the salesman, and I'll be the customer

So you feel powerful?

So you hit 'em on the head with your phone

So you're just erasing cop wieners all day?

So you're saying you shouldn't take care of yourself

So, are you from around here?

So, are you taking your boys back with you?

So, as your coach, I insist you stay and play with us.

So, Brian, this is my hive.

So, due to his erratic behavior, we have placed

So, how's it going with the back brace?

So, I have the most money in the world, right?

So, I was thinking this could be your area

So, I've got Stewie's results here

So, if I sign this, the war is over,

So, in other words, this could have waited

So, like, what's..

So, uh, you ever been to Vegas before?

So, um, anything interesting happen tonight?

So, um, yeah

So, what are we drinking?

So, what are you doing tonight?

So, what do you say?

So, what do you say? You think you're up to it?

So, what'd you get him, Cleveland?

So, who are you taking to Fenway? What?

So, yeah, I think these are ours

So, you go all the way?

So, you're still gonna see him?

Solve your problems, Lois

Some of the other kids don't like it.

Some skank I used to bang is getting married,

Some sort of whiz kid to do those?

Somebody's got a neck massage coming

Someone gave me a pill, and now all I want to do

Someone may want to pop in on him

Someone needs a big pair of glasses.

Something bad is going to happen

Something to post on Facebook, let's go

Sometimes friends put wine out for each other

Sometimes they bring burgers and cheese

Son of a...

Sorry I drew so many Nazi symbols on the place mat

Sorry I was late

Sorry it didn't work out for you

Sorry to keep you, I was reading this

Sorry to see you go.

Sorry, amigo, not interested

Sorry, guys

Sorry, I forgot my jacket.

Sorry, just send them back

Sorry, Lois, can't leave the eggs till Quagmire gets back

Sorry, Peter, that's baseball

Sorry, sir, we're full

Sorry. Come on, man!

Sounds good

Soup thermos... Yup.

Soup with little shapes in it.

Speaking of which, Flannigan's got the big "four oh" coming up

Special delivery from the U.S. of A.!

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Spin the table, and remember, the clock is ticking backwards.

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Sprint? He got winded walking to the plate

Spunky would step in a pile of dog poo.

Steroids, Brian

Stewie can be a bit of a handful

Stewie could be anywhere

Stewie doesn't have to wear the brace anymore

Stewie, come on.

Stewie, I have a bad feeling abo...

Stewie, Lois put Meg in charge,

Stewie, this is ridiculous

Stewie, we have a problem

Stewie, what the hell is all this?

STEWIE: Ah! Everywhere's a nightmare!

STEWIE: Ah! Son of a bitch!

STEWIE: Brian!

STEWIE: I wore that brace for the next five years of my life.

STEWIE: She means periods

Stewie!

Stewie?

Stewie? Oh, no, where is he?

Still bloody

Stop moving. I almost got him

Stop talking, Quagmire. Just smile

Stop that right now

Stop that!

Stuck in Mexico.

Students, faculty and staff of James Woods High,

Students, this is a chair without a seat

Supposed to be the hills of Elba?

Sure

Sure was

Sure, I don't see why not

Sure, Joe

Sure, just let me do an awkward, extremely

Sure. It'll be fun

Suspect possibly armed

Sweet!

Swing that lamp at me

Swipe "yes" on Andrea. Swipe "yes" on all the lady faces

Swipe "yes" on Betsy. Swipe "yes" on Jennifer.

Swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe.

Swipe. Swipe. Swipe

Take me to the hospital!

Take the groceries out, we got start over

Take your pants off and sit

Tell her I'm on the bats and to come get me

Tell them the truth!

Tell you what, I'll give you ten bucks for that thing

Than an Italian guy describing someone's sexuality

Than going to an Italian restaurant

Than the last roommate I had

Than the treaty signing at Appomattox

Than to smash a desk with a baseball bat?

Than when George Takei was in the closet

Than when I delivered pizza in New Orleans

Than when I went to White Castle

Thank you

Thank you so much.

Thank you very much for using me today.

Thank you, but those won't work on your fat arms.

Thank you, Captain

Thank you, cell phone Jesus

Thank you, Korean sweatshop animator

Thank you, Penelope

Thank you, Peter. No, thank you

Thank you, please make sure

Thank you, sir

Thank you, son

Thank you. Gracias

Thanks

Thanks again for coming and supporting me, Chris

Thanks again for taking us, Quagmire

Thanks for coming to my birthday party, you guys

Thanks for giving me a ride, Joe

Thanks for the ride, Consuela

Thanks to this thing, I was offered seats

Thanks, Chris

Thanks, guys, that means a lot

Thanks, Lois

Thanks, Peter

Thanks.

Thanks. It's nice to meet you

That $200 dirty prostitute

That ain't no lie. Check

That app's turned Quagmire into some kind of sex ghoul

That bastard's just getting famous by tricking people

That big one doesn't blink a lot, does he?

That can't be good for you

That Chris' girlfriend has kids,

That city from And the Band Played On and Milk?

That didn't sound like a real invitation

That doesn't sound like the whole family

That dog is very easily persuaded

That equals..

That I am 100% on board

That I was blinded by luxury and comfort,

That if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer,

That if your rectum falls out on the stairs,

That is a problem

That is the most noticeable way

That isn't loud. This is.

That jerk is finally getting what he deserves.

That made me laugh so hard I crashed into a tollbooth

That makes sense.

That may be, Stewie.

That means now, Mr

That means you're great

That no one else had, that took you years to hone

That nobody wanted on their team.

That only makes sense to the rest of the football team

That other team's not just gonna go away, though

That rip! Spunky's mama thought he was an intruder

That she was found dead in her car

That showed evidence of steroids in his system

That shows you like sex, and you got mon ay!

That sounds like a great idea

That that was quick

That thing just lifted a whole jar of honey!

That this honey is farm to table

That turned Barry Bonds' head

That was Bonnie.

That was great

That was some quick thinking, Glenn.

That we're presently passing over Yosemite National Park

That were picking on me

That will go bad within an hour of arrival!

That woman at the grocery store thinking you were a girl?

That you could successfully take on?

That you never just go with something I say.

That you still haven't practiced at all

That you won't let me eat

That you're not the hero everyone thinks you are

That. That

That. That. That. See, listen. Right there.

That'll be $16

That'll be $68

That'll be $500.

That's "www" dot,

That's exactly why.

That's fair

That's funny 'cause she's hot

That's half the job

That's his third sub

That's how you know I got mon ay

That's interesting. I wonder what beach that is

That's it,

That's it. We found it

That's just a box full of costumes

That's M&M's and Dr

That's my daughter!

That's nasty. That's nasty.

That's not a van, Lois, that's a party bus.

That's not how we talk to people

That's not true

That's okay

That's okay, I got free curly fries

That's pretty boss

That's real good

That's ridiculous

That's right, Peter. Thank you for planning a wonderful day.

That's right, Tom

That's right.

That's stupid, Quagmire

That's terrible

That's the house!

That's the idea. I want you out.

That's the Tinder.

That's the yeast of my concerns

That's us! He called us butt munchers!

That's weird phrasing, but I'll tell you this, Swanson,

That's weird, that's the fifth couple

That's what they got you doing down there?

That's what you think.

That's what you've got to do more of

That's why I wanted to talk to you before the show

That's why I'm so good at leading Simon Says.

That's why Spunky made the change

That's why you sometimes hear this nonsense about,

That's wonderful

The answer is "yes

The arson and mayhem charges will be dropped

The babies, they stay here

The backseat of a Highlander?

The bees instinctively stay with the queen,

The casts kind of smell,

The cataract surgery, Daddy

The chili flies into my mouth like Popeye

The doctor should be in any minute

The driver nodded at me

The farmers' market is wonderful

The first in line for snack today

The four of us got together last night,

The free DVD from my PBS pledge

The game's in two hours

The government, fearing the worst,

The hell we do! (gun clicks)

The hit was amazing, but what made it even better

The hotel spa,

The implication was that it was a regular part of your life

The kids stopped cheering the second day.

The magic ratio.

The mayor honored a hero cop

The other day, and wondered if you'd want to join me

The other two will be mad at you.

The pantry down at the station needed new shelf paper

The pilot is a 60 year old Midwestern white man.

The Quahog Thugs versus the Medford Dump Cakes.

The reason I didn't bring my friends is

The restaurant has gone into foreclosure,

The right choice for you?

The school board received a very serious complaint

The search for a missing airliner continues,

The second thing

The show is about to start.

The star athlete claims he has no idea

The trick, Chris, is thinking of the wand

The truth is I could get in a lot of trouble.

The violin takes discipline and dedication

The way he's crouching, there's a teste peeking out

The way you used to

The what?

The wheelchair doesn't define me!

The whole reason I left Mexico

The word "com," dot com

The word "dot," "PBS,"

The word "dot" again,

The word "double u" three times,

Then ate like crap for the rest of his life

Then frozen pixels, then HD again,

Then I thought we can go to the park

Then it was just, "Get off the swing, you Christmas turd

Then she'll drive me to the doctor,

Then watch 35 minutes of a movie with Jason Statham

Then we might have some of what you're looking for.

Then what do you suggest we do?

Then why..

Then, reminder, showering at home

There is a room where you can go in and just get free people

There it is, guys

There was a miscommunication when we registered our website

There you go, Mr. Glenn. Thanks

There you go!

There you go.

There'll be no more grocery runs for you

There's a bunch of these

There's a casserole in the refrigerator.

There's a drug deal going down!

There's a major hot spot behind the Dumpster

There's a special place in hell

There's a ton of them!

There's another update!

There's diarrhea all over the front seat

There's gonna be some changes around here,

There's got to be something we can do.

There's more to him than you think

There's no drugs here, pig

There's no way Chris is gonna be able to take care

There's nothing

There's only $9,000 in the mystery bag

There's our brave guy

There's over 150 passengers back there,

There's plenty of space

Therefore, the board is seeking a parent volunteer

These are my brothers

These two need to eat.

They all taste the same. What?

They ask us to do that to cover up the sound

They call that "the Green Monster

They call this a trattoria?

They can't see you, Peter

They can't solve this crime, they're just frightened babies

They come over, and you plow 'em

They don't even know it's a crime,

They don't have a mom

They go bananas!

They have sex parties in the Hollywood Hills

They haven't stopped partying the whole night

They just know their parents aren't there.

They kicked me out of the war for kissing a guy

They let me out of the scoreboard

They may have been in the toilet

They must think the hijackers still control the plane!

They probably thought you were just wasting their time

They show every sex scene on TV

They were on the feet of Spunky Tesik

They were soaking.

They'd just show me up and ruin it for me

They'll go even better after The Purge

They'll see you care about them

They're a product of me blammin' onto a side of beef

They're doing a lot of pointing dancing

They're going to start at McDonald's

They're my favorite ones. What are you talking about?

They're not supposed to; I signed a form

They're scared, now I'm scared. Turn this off!

They're sending me back to Mexico in the morning.

They're still working on it

They're trying to flush their stash!

They've already said the workers are safe

They've got a hostage in a blue shirt with a white collar

Things about to get crazy!

Things I've learned from my cats...

Think of what you're doing to your body, Peter

This could be a podcast

This could be about that

This guy gets it first

This here is the same stuff

This is a cold case.

This is a hell of a lot easier

This is a hospital, I'm not a lawyer

This is all grass to bottle

This is amazing

This is an away game?

This is boring

This is called "Crimson Sky

This is Captain Dale Clark up here in the flight deck

This is exactly why you got

This is exciting for the whole Bay Area,

This is Flight 364

This is gonna be a blast

This is gonna make people's sneakers sticky,

This is horrible

This is just a disguise!

This is just a list of Sexaholic Anonymous meetings.

This is Michelle Obama

This is my Easter clothes

This is my Jew Flattening Machine

This is no place for Isabella to raise a family

This is not a drill!

This is Officer Swanson, I need backup at..

This is so exciting

This is the biggest surprise

This is the number one fear

This is the one night of the year

This is the one percenter crap I can't stand

This is what happens when you lick your spilled latte

This is your last chance

This isn't annoying enough

This must be because of all that loud,

This paper bag, which could be full of money or my socks

This place is awesome!

This plane now belongs to us.

This program is brought to you by Fruit Bouquets

This rambling, boring conversation containing

This roller derby's really toughened me up

This room belongs to me and the ferret now

This season we're brought to you by Barry's Note Cards

This sport's even more dangerous than skeet shooting.

This tyranny shall not stand!

This was in perfect tune when they handed it to me

This was!

This whole thing's out of control, Quagmire

This, Brian, is called diversification

This, Lois, is my new food truck,

This'll be so ill!

Those are emojis. Read 'em

Those are flying cars,

Those are the kids I bought beer for

Those aren't free!

Those crazy European guys are gonna kill him!

Those guys are all way better than me at baseball

Those scales sound terrible!

Those steroids were a great idea, Stewie

Three balloons, and a locomotive

Three pounds? Someone couldn't wait to be here

Three years too late,

Three..

Till the morning?

Time for bed, Barry

Time for clean getaway.

To a decent life for your children as anyone else.

To a popular song

To an old friend

To assert dominance when threatened.

To attack genetically modified foods

To bang your head on that low hanging thing.

To be confusion and anger

To be doing a podcast

To be in the front row of his concert

To be just four games away from the championship..

To being a little pampered over at Carter's

To buy a case of Coors Light

To check out after only an hour

To cheer you on

To correct it. Oh, dear.

To destroy all mankind

To do permanent damage

To Donna's sister's time share.

To drive me to school tomorrow in his car

To drive up to Boston this afternoon

To enquire about honey

To even get on that stage

To finish our conversation yesterday,

To get places faster.

To help you during this time

To laugh at penis poked through hole in cue card

To leg out the hit at Fenway Park

To let me have lazy Tony Soprano sex?

To meet the old fashioned way

To not use Tinder, and to instead have sex

To pass drug test

To play the accordion for my birth family

To pretend to be a nice lady in a bar

To put together the 10,000 piece Lego Hogwarts

To raise your hand

To see your father play in the big game

To send someone 14 pounds of unwanted decorative produce

To serve as interim principal

To show the severity of the situation.

To sign up for porn sites

To some people like yelling.

To the church raffle

To the neighborhood.

To The Old Man and the Sea.

To the sex dungeon where I've been held captive for decades?

To throw boxes of frogs down on that church.

To wear this hero hat

Today at 3:30,

Told you.

Tom, I'm standing here

Tonight I'm getting lucky

Tonight, Madam Secretary faces

Too late

Too late, Joe. I already identify with my captors.

Top of the morning to you,

Total superfood. Full of GMOs

Totally! And did you see Tom Sizemore

Touchdown, Patriots!

Trader Joe's?

TRAVOLTA This is your captain speaking

Tricia?

Trust me, one day of watching those kids,

Trust me, you're perfect

Try harder! Play better!

Trying to field my crappy little nubber

Tubeman Warehouse and Emporium

Turn it down.

Turn on the wipers!

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Two bits

Two bits and a cardboard box,

Two bits. That's 25 cents in the Old West.

Two spaghettis and a chicken fingers

Two tickets for the M. Night Shyamalan movie

Two..

Typically, Vice Principal McGuire would step in

Ugh

Ugh, but look at me.

Ugh, she just put her tampons on top of the bread

Ugh. Fine

Ugh. Oh, God!

Ugh. This is gonna suck

Uh oh

Uh oh, here come the real cops.

Uh oh.

Uh oh. I grabbed my own belt.

Uh oh. Somebody's coming

Uh, 'cause I..

Uh, apparently, he's trying to sprint

Uh, are you sure you want to date a girl

Uh, Dad, you're reading the paper upside down

Uh, damn it. Being deaf sucks.

Uh, definitely not. Anyone with a computer can make one

Uh, did you see that, Peter?

Uh, excuse me, excuse me, I'm not yours

Uh, foofy. Uh, up to the knuckle

Uh, he's just saying he wants to use his key

Uh, honey

Uh, I don't know

Uh, I guess 60%

Uh, listen, Gronk, um,

Uh, listen, I want all of you to know

Uh, no

Uh, okay, thank you

Uh, okay.

Uh, only the most manly thing ever

Uh, Rabbit?

Uh, sir, that lady who came in and ate all the pies is back

Uh, that wasn't me, that was Mrs. Griffin

Uh, waiting for you

Uh, what's CSI: Babies?

Uh, where's the slide?

Uh, wow, we'd love to..

Uh, yeah

Uh, yeah, it's the world.

Uh, yeah. Cool.

Uh, you got any cool DVDs?

Uh, you guys, don't panic,

Uh, your father broke my leg out of jealousy,

Ultra Sunrise Monster Energy Drink

Um, he said you couldn't cut it as a member of One Direction

Um, it appears the back brace

Um, Mr. Gronk? I'm Peter Griffin

Um, the Electric Clam Festival's coming up,

Um, um... I'll, I'll take that

Um..

Unattractive pool walk over to you

Unfortunately, there's not

Until a permanent replacement can be found

Up first, Eiffel Tower Lego sculpture...

Up till now, the only thing he could take care of

Us? What about you?!

Use Barry's Note Cards

Velcro shoes. Hmm, Velcro shoes

Very funny

Very good. We are less than 20 minutes from Las Vegas.

Vigorously nodding approval to Judge Judy

W What do you mean, "a break"?

W Why are you saying it like that?

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing

Wait

Wait a minute,

Wait a minute! Of course!

Wait a second, are we being arrested?

Wait till they get to the golf course

Wait, hang on, hang on, I'll find something

Wait, he's back?

Wait, hold on, hold on. Peter, uh, that's terrible

Wait, I don't get it

Wait, I'm sorry, weren't you just here a moment ago

Wait, is David Blaine Mexican?

Wait, Marley, don't shake your wet fur

Wait, wait

Wait, what do you mean?

Wait, what's going on?

Wait. How come everyone's leaving?

Wait..

Wake up, people, Monsanto is poisoning the world

Want to see me dance?

Was a bad idea.

Was I right, or was I right?

Was my traffic tickets.

Was that my family was there to share the moment with me

Was that weird? Was I just weird?

Was to give them a better life

Watch me jump this line.

Way to go, Meg!

We all know you don't care about Carter

We all want to sit next to you

We already had sex. Wait.

We are?

We can take the elevator down to the cargo hold

We can watch a baby thing together

We can't afford that.

We can't find Stewie anywhere

We could be a string quartet

We could repurpose my one act farce

We decided we'd rather be lousy with you than great without you

We didn't even keep the Pop Secret's secret

We didn't even put quarters in the game. He don't know

We don't want to bring you dead boobs,

We finally have our neighborhood back.

We go live to Tricia Takanawa with details

We got a malnourished Albino plowing a girl

We got any teeth coming in?

We got our first gig! Wow, a wedding that's awesome!

We got the equipment and the perfect business plan:

We got to go!

We got to leave on two!

We got to wait for backup

We hate to see you like this

We have 25 cents

We have a hijacking in progress.

We have a report of an armed robbery in progress

We have an intriguing mystery bag

We have been Orphan Black ed and you soon will be dead

We have fun down here

We have Pinkberry."

We have reached our cruising altitude.

We have to do something

We have to wash him with a hose

We heard you, Peter

We interrupt this program with a special report.

We just got to win this auction,

We just realized we can keep all the money, take your house,

We kicked their asses and we have their guns!

We love you! Copley Place

We might as well provide the women, too

We need this after losing both our children

We said we're gonna stand in our front yards

We secondary e mail people use

We should get her to the hospital

We surrender, and we still get to be dicks forever?

We understand the plane has been found by satellite.

We used to finish each other's, um..

We wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood

We watched Tyler Perry's Food Kills,

We were very close

We wish you all the best.

We'd perform a puppet show for him later today.

We'll always be good friends

We'll give you the employee discount

We'll have highlights of the playoff game between...

We'll have more gigs than we can handle.

We'll just have to bring them to her

We'll just have to smuggle her and her babies back in.

We'll shoot flaming arrows, like in Robin Hood

We'll talk about this at home

We'll talk later, Chris

We'll we'll do whatever you want.

We're a quartet.

We're about to start roller derby in a minute.

We're all about to die

We're all proud of you, Peter

We're all your children. We came from your semen

We're being hijacked

We're butt munchers!

We're calling from WQHG,

We're eating healthy around here

We're going to a fund raiser, and we share a bedroom

We're going to Mexico.

We're going too fast!

We're gonna be late for church

We're gonna be on a plane for a while

We're gonna be on the Internet.

We're gonna crash into that lake!

We're gonna die!

We're gonna feel better and we're gonna look better

We're gonna make it.

We're having sloppy joes

We're having sloppy Joes

We're having sloppy joes

We're having sloppy joes.

We're his parents and we did nothing.

We're in trouble. I'm in trouble

We're in! Great!

We're moving!

We're not a restaurant, that doesn't make any sense

We're not arresting you.

We're not from here! We're not from here!

We're saved!

We're selling the lamp store and going to travel

We're sorry for saying your job was easy

We're stealing Lois' cab.

We're surrounded!

We're taking your plane

We're ten minutes away from landing

We're way up in the air

We've abandoned natural foods

We've always had each other's backs,

We've been hit!

We've been saving a spot at the head table for you

We've done nothing wrong

We've got a recurring flea problem

We've got to make these bees more productive,

We've got to stay focused, keep doing what we've been doing.

We've never had a lady come out for this before.

We've only been here an hour

We've reached our cruising altitude of 37,000 feet

We've reinstated Principal Shepherd

Weird hands full pinky shake?

Weird you turned that into a compliment about yourself

Welcome once again to Thanks for the Clamories

Welcome to Red Sox Fantasy Weekend

Welcome to the first bout of the season,

Welcome to the first episode of Thanks for the Clamories

Welcome, members of our school community

Well, according to Food Kills, quinoa is a superfood

Well, at least he's talking again

Well, at least somebody's having fun here tonight

Well, bad news

Well, come on in, Grover

Well, ever since I was little,

Well, fine

Well, fine, but remember,

Well, first you got to set up your profile

Well, guess what

Well, he kissed me and I kind of let him

Well, he's got the lingo down

Well, here's almost $40 cash

Well, I could take them until you get back

Well, I didn't want them to get hurt.

Well, I do have tiny blue weights in my garage

Well, I don't know

Well, I don't see how that's got anything to do..

Well, I guess I haven't seen that mongoose in a while

Well, I guess you two have fun.

Well, I guess your mom was right all along

Well, I have kids.

Well, I love it.

Well, I say, that was a pleasant surprise

Well, I think you're gonna..

Well, I was that's how I got revved up to perform

Well, I was just thinking, you have that extra ticket,

Well, I won't have it

Well, I'd be careful with your uptown ways

Well, I'd love to help you, Daddy,

Well, I'm guessing you look exactly the same, too

Well, I'm kind of ticked about condoms in porn,

Well, I'm off to San Francisco with the guys

Well, I'm on cocaine

Well, I'm proud of you

Well, I'm ready. Let's go

Well, I'm sorry, I got no choice

Well, I'm sure someone's already been in there

Well, I've gotten the results back. He's deaf

Well, if we're talking about new hobbies..

Well, if you like movies in HD,

Well, it may not sound exciting, but I play an important role

Well, it's good to have you back to normal, Peter.

Well, it's not too late

Well, it's not your room anymore, it's our room

Well, just until she can come back

Well, let's head home

Well, let's make that decision

Well, look at your fine ass

Well, looking better doesn't always

Well, looks like I won't need that audio tour

Well, looks like Quagmire's back

Well, maybe he should have thought of that

Well, maybe you have it again

Well, my last name helps keep a roof over our head

Well, my silence is gonna cost you

Well, never mind

Well, no one's better at smuggling than El Chapo

Well, no, I ask because sometimes

Well, now now hold on, Lois, hold on,

Well, now that you're moving out,

Well, now you can go to hell

Well, on TV if somebody gets hit on the head,

Well, Peter, turns out your initial instinct was right

Well, shots fired, so definitely armed, duh

Well, sir, I..

Well, tha that's why the whole family came to support you

Well, thank you. That's so sweet

Well, thanks for trusting me to figure it out for myself

Well, that and tuning a guitar in front of a live audience

Well, that seems a bit crude

Well, that seems a little hurtful

Well, that stinks about your deejay job

Well, that, and I'm also in charge of the office gerbil

Well, that's all the time we have.

Well, that's it we're "anyone

Well, that's it, from now on,

Well, that's not my car, but I don't care,

Well, that's obviously not true.

Well, that's odd

Well, that's the thing

Well, then maybe you shouldn't have named it such a fun word

Well, then where am I supposed to sleep?

Well, then why are they all signing the guest book

Well, then you plan the vacation!

Well, then, this will not be

Well, there's only one way to find out definitively

Well, these kids are not staying here

Well, this is why a homeowners' association

Well, this one's wearing a hoodie as a shirt

Well, uh, maybe you and I could do one last bust

Well, unless you'd rather I spill the beans to the chief

Well, we can't both go on a trip at the same time.

Well, we don't have a boiler,

Well, we have all these gross things

Well, we need five for a team

Well, we were all pretty excited to meet you

Well, well, if it isn't Meg Griffin.

Well, what do you call this?

Well, who's this?

Well, yeah, but I I thought you said I couldn't do that

Well, yeah, you kept saying how overweight I am

Well, yeah. That's the thing

Well, you already look better

Well, you better do something soon

Well, you can. Anything you order

Well, you can't fit a horse in this box,

Well, you know I have that fridge in the garage

Well, you know what? You guys are wrong

Well, you know, in castle times,

Well, you were right,

Well... all right

Were the paramedics able to resuscitate Lamar Odom?

Were there for me and tried to help me out

Wh What's up? What do you need?

Wha What do you mean?

What a surprise

What about my loaf of cinnamon raisin bread?!

What about Quagmire?

What are those?!

What are we gonna do?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing in the women's department?

What are you doing?

What are you even selling?

What are you gonna do,

What are you guys doing here?

What are you saying?

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about? I'm a natural leader

What are you talking about? I'm fine

What are you..

What are your plans?

What did I just say? Shut up!

What did I let money do to me?

What did you just do?

What did you just say?

What do I think about sharing fantasy baseball camp

What do we got here?

What do you mean "we"?

What do you mean?

What do you think, Peter?

What do you think?

What does it eat, Peter?

What does the chef recommend?

What even is this? I I don't know

What in the Mind of Mencia are you doing here?

What is going on here?

What is it? Some kind of crazy van

What is that?

What is this "refrigerator" you keep mentioning?

What is this?

What is this? It's a Mason jar

What is this? What's happening to me?

What language is that?

What makes you think you can take care of two babies?

What one woman says in a grocery store define who you are

What region you guys are from

What the deuce?

What the hell are we supposed to do?

What the hell are you doing?

What the hell do you think you're doing?

What the hell do you want?

What the hell is all this?

What the hell is he doing?

What the hell is that?

What the hell was that?

What the hell was that? Mort's getting laid?

What the hell was that? We're supposed

What the hell, Quagmire? So so, basically,

What the hell?

What the hell?!

What the hell's going on?

What the...? Please don't cry

What time you going to bed, fancy boy?

What was going on with my sister

What was I thinking? He... he's your grandfather

What was that?

What was the joke?!

What what am I... what am I doing here?

What what's going on here?

What will our lives be like if our husbands don't make it?

What, like hookers? Nope

What, so it's rated "R" for curses?

What, to buy our rings?

What, what?

What?

What? "Single handedly"?

What? A Are you serious?

What? How do you know that?

What? How how come you've never done that for us?

What? I can?

What? I mean, obviously, if you had to fight

What? No

What? No way

What? No! Damn it, Chris!

What? No! I can't give this thing up

What? Nonsense

What? Nothing

What? Stewie, we're not gonna become pimps

What? That gross dating thing?

What? That seems crazy

What? That's impossible.

What? The Bing Maps car.

What? Wha Wha Wha What?

What? What are you talking about?

What? What are you talking about? (grunting)

What? What did he say about me?

What? What do you mean?

What? Where are you going?

What? Who said that?

What? Why?

What? Yes. Okay, yeah, yeah, we'll say yes

What? You're not playing in the game

What?!

What?! But they have an opening!

What?! Shut the front door

What..

What'd you do that for?

What'd you put in there again?

What's "friends and family"?

What's "Tinder"?

What's a "albaphet"?

What's going on here?

What's going on, man, are you pregnant?

What's going on?

What's going on? Can he fix it in time

What's going on? Who's this supermodel?

What's happening?

What's it gonna be?

What's that gonna do?

What's that, now? Hmm?

What's that?

What's that? Oh, it's awesome

What's the good news?

What's this stuff that looks like sand?

What's to understand? I watch TV

What's up, bitches?

What's up, butt munchers?

What's up, dudes?

What's wrong with you?

Whatever it is, we're not watching it

Whatever you're going to say next, I bet it's wrong

Whatever you've got in there smells incredible

Wheels are my expertise, Peter

When Borat was making announcements

When do we start skating?

When everyone pitches in. Hey, by the way..

When he pulled the sword from the stone

When he's with that opera guy

When I hosted that confusing game show.

When I was never here?

When I wear this brace,

When I'm driving, I think about stuff you say and I laugh

When pressed for further comment,

When you know you have single coverage,

When you want something expensive thrown on your porch

When you went deaf, did your other senses get better?

When's the last time you did anything nice for me?

Where a local business owner has apparently eaten himself

Where are the drugs?

Where are you going?

Where do you even put all those magnets, Joe?

Where I can let my dandruff go wild

Where is Brian?

Where is the housekeeper?

Where Michael Fassbender repeatedly spanks

Where might I find this Jeremy and Bridget?

Where our poop stinks, and we all eat garbage

Where should I... Not you. Lois

Where the hell have you been?

Where the hell is everybody?

Where two strangers can hook up

Where'd you buy the honey?

Where're you coming from, Quagmire?

Where's Lois?

Wherever a father weighs less than his daughter,

Wherever someone has a banner for a football team

Wherever there's a fight in a Waffle House,

Whether you're sitting, leaning,

Whew, just reading it...

Whew!

Which also happens to be where Lorraine

Which country?

Which has been a staple of family entertainment and dining,

Which is less than an hour away. So just let him go,

Which is the same movie except it stars

Which may or may not contain a mystery bag

Which means they're all divorced

Which team is Stewie gonna be on?

Which we'll ignore,

Which, converted to American currency,

Whichever one of them you bring to Fenway,

While her teenage daughter faces her own crisis

While I hold this press conference

While untrained theater students fight

While we're away, you can be in charge

Who are you? I'll tell you who

Who did this? Who are you?

Who did this? Who turned him in?

Who else? Uh, Stewie and Brian

Who has foiled a string of recent crimes

Who is this? Is this a Jerky Boy?!

Who plays the AT&T chick?

Who really wants to reach his destination

Who says she's my daughter

Who single handedly cut crime in Quahog by 75%

Who sounds American, but probably isn't

Who told me to stop watching Game of Thrones on my laptop

Who took 'em out of the sink?

Who wants chowder? Who wants chowder?

Who wants to play second?

Who was causing my allergies

Who was killing it on Dance Dance Revolution

Who was playing third base had a massive coronary

Who would announce him?

Who would ever me?

Who, Meg? Yes, yes, Meg

Who's in? Let's do it! Yeah, sure

Who's offered to help in any way

Who's that?

Who's this turd? Oh, this is Georgie

Who's..

Whoa, a leprechaun!

Whoa, four standing dogs?

Whoa, sweet bod

Whoa, that is top secret,

Whoa, that was close

Whoa, what's all this?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, cop, cop, cop

Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down there, Lois

Whoa, whoa! N Not the workers, though

Whoa! What what are you doing?

Whoa! With cataracts like those,

Whoops, I stopped thinking about math

Whoops. I stopped thinking about the truck

Whose leg do you have to hump

Why are we talking about killing kids?

Why are you doing this?

Why are you engaging in cartoon profanity?

Why can't he help you? What? That's stupid

Why did you come here today?

Why didn't he call the cops?

Why didn't you just hang up?

Why do you keep saying what things are sponsored by?

Why don't you bring Lois?

Why don't you just text it to him?

Why don't you mind your own business?

Why don't you sleep in Stewie's room?

Why is he taking his suitcase to tell the guys?

Why not tell them to go screw themselves

Why not?

Why not? I could totally be a deejay

Why not? It's just that,

Why they got to be so big?

Why would I know where Larry is?

Why would she think that?

Why would the principal make all the students do that?

Why you being such a dick about this?

Why you got to act like such an idiot all the time?

Why you got to be like this?

Why, Mom?

Why, yes, I am.

Why?

Why? What'd he do?

Why's he being such a jerk?

Wide open in the end zone

Will be Under the Tuscan Sun

Will I see you again, Peter?

Will you come and play the wedding with us?

Win the championship it deserves

With a different man oh, crap.

With a dog on drugs!

With a new ad campaign for Subway

With a reference from last century

With a string of chili pepper Christmas lights

With a tie knot as big as an apple

With a useless husband

With all the Hall of Famers

With bags of blood in my blood type?

With frankenfoods, and we're letting it happen

With his hands on his hips

With his schedule for tomorrow

With just a few clicks, you'll be able

With my "friends and family" discount

With my Diaper Genie entrails, shimmy down to the yard,

With my horrific ex wife,

With my wife?

With phone attachment..

With real swords could be drowning in lawsuits

With someone who's been to Italy

With the number 87 on the side.

With the whiskey face sunburn?

With their money

With this woman who's right in front of him.

With those rocking knockers staring at you?

With your left hand or your right hand?

Without all the boring dialogue and plot

Without drastic changes in our diet,

Without spilling

WOMAN: Oh, my God, a baby!

WOMAN'S VOICE: Harold?

Wonder how much I could make

Wonderful. Why don't you come on up and introduce yourself

Woo whee, this is a tough one.

Workout room, kegerator cellar,

Would you like to come home with me?

Would you like to ride the Skittles rainbow now?

Would you mind standing up?

Wow

Wow, 1980s All Star Wade Boggs!

Wow, Dad, that was really something

Wow, Dad, you look awesome.

Wow, good for you! Congratulations!

Wow, he seemed pretty angry

Wow, I can't believe I'm pretend bowling

Wow, I guess, I guess I just didn't expect this so soon

Wow, it's nice they put on a banquet for you

Wow, Larry, that was unexpected

Wow, lemons, oranges, cherries

Wow, Lois, you know, this is actually pretty good

Wow, look at us. Running a B and B

Wow, Peter. That's good

Wow, Quagmire, thanks for saving all of our lives

Wow, she's like the Mexican David Blaine.

Wow, so you can just bypass all that gridlock?

Wow, so... so you think I did a good job being principal?

Wow, thanks

Wow, that looks sharp.

Wow, that patient next door

Wow, that's pretty good. I..

Wow, that's really sweet, Chris.

Wow, this is good

Wow, this is great,

Wow, this place is cool

Wow, you look exactly like me

Wow, you must be excited, Peter

Wow, you two are spending a lot of time together.

Wow, you want to tell me what that was?

Wow, you're getting better at that

Wow, you're right

Wow! I gotta try this

Wow! That is truly awe inspiring!

Wow! This is awesome!

Wow. So that was San Francisco

Wow. So these are the wife beaters of tomorrow

Wow. Thanks, guys

Wow. Then, I guess I'm moving out

Wow. This is a lot more physical than I thought.

Write it down

Wrong again, idiot.

Y You have a butler? Then why am I here?

Y You risked your life for those babies

Y You were in the service?

Y'all get ready to watch Big Momma's House

Yay, we're jar people!

Yay! I'm learning bad lessons

Yay! Now I can fist bump with black guys.

Yay! Oh...

Yay! Two fingers and side of the palm contact

Yeah

Yeah, a closed door means "come in," I guess

Yeah, about that. We got to talk

Yeah, absolutely

Yeah, an idiot who's gonna show up

Yeah, and the best part is,

Yeah, and we were looking for something to do as a foursome

Yeah, and what do you care?

Yeah, and why does their menu have ads?

Yeah, back in my day you had to be a triple threat

Yeah, be right there, buddy

Yeah, bees!

Yeah, Brady!

Yeah, but he's not.

Yeah, but people like this food. It makes them happy

Yeah, but..

Yeah, Chinese Peter very hungry

Yeah, come on, let her play

Yeah, Donald Trump was right:

Yeah, he actually does

Yeah, he he thinks you could be in O Town,

Yeah, how could you just ditch us?

Yeah, I don't know

Yeah, I don't know what this is Peter,

Yeah, I got it, Stewie, but I'm telling you, Meg,

Yeah, I guess I can let you drive

Yeah, I guess I got used

Yeah, I guess we will.

Yeah, I have to, he outranks me

Yeah, I haven't seen him this upset

Yeah, I hear that kind of obnoxious behavior

Yeah, I heard you.

Yeah, I heard.

Yeah, I hope you don't mind the drop in,

Yeah, I I see her, Peter.

Yeah, I I'm fine, I just hurt my neck this morning

Yeah, I know all about Etienne

Yeah, I mean, are you really happy in here?

Yeah, I thought he could eat it by the fistful

Yeah, I thought I should wake you up

Yeah, I wanted to check in on this tough little guy

Yeah, I'd I'd almost forgotten about it,

Yeah, I'd like that

Yeah, I'll I'll take a large sperm, please

Yeah, I'll pass on that

Yeah, I'm fine

Yeah, I'm kind of quiet on grass

Yeah, I'm not falling for that hot oil massage bit again

Yeah, I'm thinking about pulling the trigger,

Yeah, I've been practicing how to sit down in it

Yeah, if I wanted to hear a black guy ramble like a lunatic,

Yeah, it's every girl's dream to have her husband hoisted

Yeah, it's gonna be awesome

Yeah, just send them here, care of..

Yeah, let's go, let's go

Yeah, look at all this mail.

Yeah, me, too

Yeah, Meg, now that your dad's the principal,

Yeah, never said it wasn't

Yeah, no hard feelings, fellas

Yeah, no kidding. Quagmire's in bad shape

Yeah, no offense, muchacho, but I don't know

Yeah, no offense, Peter, but I don't know

Yeah, no, I'm fine, I'm fine

Yeah, none of that happened

Yeah, now maybe Wilson

Yeah, people aren't used to boring podcasts

Yeah, plus it's local

Yeah, pretty good stuff, huh?

Yeah, right. "Hot date

Yeah, right. That's what Woody thought about Buzz Lightyear

Yeah, she hates it when she drops that

Yeah, she is

Yeah, something doesn't add up about that

Yeah, sure, that'd be sweet.

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, take off your pants and sit on the coffee table.

Yeah, thanks to Tinder, he's had a different girl

Yeah, thanks, Quagmire

Yeah, that boy got lie arrhea.

Yeah, that party bus is awesome.

Yeah, that sign

Yeah, that works. Okay, now you go

Yeah, that'd be amazing.

Yeah, that'd be great

Yeah, that's probably them

Yeah, there's plenty of nice women out in the real world

Yeah, they're ex athletes,

Yeah, this is it

Yeah, this was your idea in the first place,

Yeah, uh, this is the Muscle Department

Yeah, we don't need those anymore

Yeah, we're tryin' to get rid of you!

Yeah, well, you know what else takes years

Yeah, yeah, no problem

Yeah, yeah, you cou..

Yeah, you probably should get him out of there,

Yeah, you should give that back.

Yeah, you texted me, like, 80 times

Yeah, you're doing "muchacho" wrong

Yeah, you're nice, but I'm not staying

Yeah, you're the best damn pilot in the world.

Yeah, your bra strap is getting in the way here

Yeah! Football!

Yeah! MAN 2: Gronk!

Yeah! Now, that's a big league slide, huh, coach?

Yeah! We going to the club tonight?

Yeah?

Yeah? Tell me why you don't have time.

Yeah? Well, maybe I accidentally reveal

Yeah? What are you gonna do about it?

Yeah. In fact, if you're gonna lead this school,

Yep, did it all by myself, I did, I did

Yep, guess I can cross this one off my bucket list

Yep, he's scumming it up in the real world again

Yep, her leg is fractured

Yep, totally worth the extra two days

Yep, we wrapped this up quicker

Yep. Two boy names

Yes

Yes or no. French toast

Yes, but then I went on a sex trip to Thailand,

Yes, good. I like that

Yes, hard to believe a place where you eat with your hands

Yes, I didn't see that coming

Yes, I guess I am

Yes, I will have eight Dasanis

Yes, I'm not actually part

Yes, is it possible to get Showtime for free

Yes, it is

Yes, it's just... you look just like..

Yes, Joe, I got you a magnet

Yes, of course; he's a nice young man

Yes, Peter, but I..

Yes, Peter. You play away.

Yes, please

Yes, sir

Yes, so far, all the guests seem very happy.

Yes, taking care of kids is a 24 hour job

Yes, there's a soiled pair of Ferrari underwear

Yes, this Texas.

Yes, yes

Yes, yes, yes. Casting a wide net

Yes, you heard me right

Yes, you heard me right, cancel my insurance.

Yes, Your Majesty

Yes! All right, let's do it. Let's go be heroes

Yes?

Yes. Everything takes him longer these days.

Yes. French fries

Yes. French kissing

Yes. I received all your letters,

Yes. I was in reserve in case the plan went awry

Yo zah! All right, Quagmire, what do you got for us?

You

You all would've lost your minds laughing

You almost dipped one of your yabbos in the marinara.

You already are.

You already got a hit. And she sent a message

You always do, Lois

You always say that, and I'm the one who ends up

You are a boy

You are violating all kinds of procedures!

You are? Listen, this is probably lame,

You ask about the whys and the wherefores

You bet I am

You bet I would

You bet they are

You bet your ass I am

You brought down one of the biggest drug rings in Quahog

You buy special cheese for a gerbil?

You came to see Stewie?

You can all relax now, everybody!

You can choke me for just a second

You can cook a pork tenderloin under your bed

You can do whatever you want

You can just do that?

You can play the music louder but you can't silence the truth!

You can put it in your bathroom

You can wash a shoe, but you can't really wash a lace

You can't be a deejay.

You can't hear that on a CD.

You can't kick him out. He's my friend, and I live here, too

You can't silence the truth!

You could be allergic to him

You could be our headliner

You could finally have power over the bullies

You could really mess up some kids with a chain from a swing

You did a little

You do have a housekeeper!

You do look like you've put on a few

You do me an honor, Lieutenant,

You don't have to fly the plane?

You don't have to play football to prove you're a boy

You don't have to touch it, Joe, you can just say you noticed it.

You don't know. I was fine.

You don't need me anymore

You don't need your phone.

You ever seen those videos where they put Mentos in Diet Coke?

You fat and lazy! You leave now!

You fingers no bleeding

You first!

You found Brown

You found your calling and I believe in you

You get to have sex with every now and then

You get to have sex with every now and then.

You got it

You got to get off Tinder.

You got to stop this.

You got to take them.

You got to throw something at him

You got to wait till the guy says go

You got your mixed race kids riding a pony,

You guys are bad fighters.

You guys can just forget it

You guys mind if I eat while I beat you up?

You guys want a little tour of the plane?

You guys won't regret this, and don't you worry

You guys, come on, we got to go now. Let's go, move it.

You guys, I got great news!

You guys, I've been bit!

You guys, look

You had no business participating in that raid

You have bees here?

You have the sweetest job in the world,

You hit them a second time and that gets them back to normal

You just earned a time out

You just shattered her world

You keep up this kind of work,

You kicked their ass!

You kids get in the house

You know he's gonna be partying day and night

You know how many times I had you kids in the oven,

You know how you like $40 cash?

You know the one you've been yelling at me about?

You know what I'm getting sick of saying?

You know what you did, Jeff!

You know what, just enjoy the month

You know what?

You know what? Enough of this nonsense

You know what? That's a great idea!

You know, a surprising number of them live near the airport

You know, about the friendship?

You know, ballet is great exercise

You know, even if we were bad roommates,

You know, he's really doing a great job

You know, I could've used some help

You know, I did read that people

You know, I have a good feeling about this, Brian

You know, I have a gun in the bag I checked

You know, I just wanted to do the right thing,

You know, I just,

You know, I was just thinking about how much fun we had

You know, I've lost a ton in Vegas,

You know, like boys do

You know, like when a woman in a Porsche Cayenne

You know, maybe Brian could help you.

You know, maybe I should just go ahead and do your whole back

You know, maybe I wasn't such a great guy, either

You know, maybe you had it in you all along

You know, selling sandwiches from a car

You know, that's a good idea.

You know, the worst part of all of this

You know, they normally bleed

You know, this is exciting.

You know, we never quite nailed down

You know, where where I just lie there

You know, you are seriously funny, man

You know, you could probably charge, like, $20, $30 a jar

You know, you could probably sell this stuff

You know, you were a real pain in the butt as a partner,

You know? I guess..

You leave them alone!

You lied to me!

You lift, bro?

You listen to me, you little monster,

You look like you could use some help.

You look so much like Peter when I first met him

You love this truck so much, stay in it,

You may kiss the bride.

You met Nomar?!

You might not know this about me,

You mind if I call you all Grover?

You move, you're dead

You must be Glenn. I got you these

You must be here for the twins

You must be very proud

You never even practiced

You never should've let any of your children contact you

You no try hard enough!

You of all people could really learn something from this

You only care about his money

You run like a girl

You said it

You said it, babe

You salute that flag when you walk by, kid

You saw that movie? I saw that scene

You see, I've been groomed for this

You see, if our guests insist on

You see, what a concussion is is the impact of brain matter

You should ask her out

You should've been FDR

You son of a bitch!

You sounded like you were strangling a cat.

You stood toe to toe with a much younger man and fought for me.

You stood up for all the kids who get picked on

You stood up for me

You sure this is gonna work, Peter?

You sure you guys want me to play with you?

You sure you haven't had too many?

You take the chance

You think I'll be back in time for the game?

You think I'm overweight

You think their Wi Fi is "Vag Town"?

You told us you were a big shot deejay

You two know each other? Oh, yeah

You used to be this badass cop out there on the street,

You want a naked bathroom selfie

You want me press iron on your back again?

You want the can of chili dumped on top or on the side?

You want to come in and eat pizza standing up?

You want to eat mangled raisin bread

You want to hand me some cash in front of the other men

You want to keep wearing the brace?

You want to pet it? It bites

You were a triple threat?

You were an artist

You were getting beat up.

You were kidding?!

You were like a real principal there

You what? Peter,

You what? What?

You what?!

You won't believe what he did yesterday.

You would really look after my kids for me?

You wouldn't do that, would you?

You, fat guy

You, too

You'd maybe want to go out with me sometime.

You'll be a hero just like King Arthur

You'll be back on the street full time.

You'll hurt them

You're a big, tough boy

You're a jerk, Gronk!

You're a millionaire,

You're a wonderful man, Chris Griffin.

You're being covered by a little guy,

You're blind as a bat

You're bragging to nobody?

You're bringing him a bowl of powder?

You're eating a pie on the toilet, aren't you, Cleveland?

You're extinct

You're facing away from the street.

You're gay, too

You're going down, Griffin, like my stepfather's pants!

You're gonna have a baby in your butt, man

You're gonna play in that game,

You're in such great shape

You're Korean, are you not?

You're making it tough to finish in here

You're messing with my schedule,

You're messy, you're loud, and thanks to you,

You're my little brother

You're not gonna believe their story

You're not on the insurance, and I don't think that..

You're not supposed to be here

You're nothing without your muscle

You're one of the hijackers, too?!

You're our friend, all right?

You're playing two songs at once.

You're raising bees?

You're ready

You're right, I guess I did

You're right, it does

You're right, Peter. I'm a pretty good cop

You're still wearing that back brace?

You're the first person who looks anything like my husband

You're the only one here who doesn't have

You're too little

You're up

You're weak, Cleveland!

You're welcome, Joe

You're welcome, person who's probably already dead

You're what?

You're worthless and weak!

You've been getting all those commendations

You've been playing the exact same song

You've earned your nickel this week

You've got mail

You've got some mad deejay skills.

You've got ten seconds to..

You've got to know that kids need discipline.

You've got to stop coming home so late

You've got to take me to the hospital

You've got to talk to her

You've got your yoga pants moms,

You've never done that?

You've never met me before

Your '70s sweater and feathered hair let people know

Your elbows are starting to pucker

Your father and I have nothing in common.

Your job is just goofin' off.

Your neck must have atrophied so much

Your new roommate!

Your stuff sucks. I didn't need the full minute

Your what?

Your wife is on the line

Yum

Yup

Yup, Mom missed soccer registration,

Yup. I finally peed that chunk of poo off the side of the bowl

Zayn is gone!

9:00, Chris

12 nine! A big one!

50 kroner.

80% of these acts are either air guitar

87?

800 fourth graders

Hey, buddy. Oh oh oh oh oh oh..

Hey, Peter. Sweet

P P P Peter, what the hell? But Dad!

What the hell? Shut up, Meg

Whoa. P P P Peter

You got to be kidding! Son of a bitch!

...and Joe Swanson.

...as a janitor... Oh.

...money

...out of popsicle sticks. Oh.

...that brain injuries are directly linked to dementia

...that I'm building..

...that's a great outfit

...that's the thing about Velcro shoes

...to pay for medical school... Oh

...to this day, every time I see a pile of dog doo,

...where I work... Oh

'cause he's just a little shrimp

'cause I didn't want 'em hogging the spotlight

'cause I don't want you or your food in the house

'cause I Vicks Vapo'd my sack

'cause I was too embarrassed to get nude in the locker room,

'Cause I watched how rough it was out there the other day,

'cause it kind of has curves like a lady

'cause it's Gabby Hoffmann Donald Ducking it.

'Cause of that audiobook fiasco

'Cause of the... you know.

'cause sometimes I get on a roll

'Cause that call last night gave me a scare

'cause that's when high school starts for some reason.

'Cause they're idiots

'Cause you don't let me eat what I want to eat

'cause you like coffee cake

'cause you'd get in trouble

'Cause you're a pain in the ass to live next to!

'cause you're not getting control of this plane

"Actually"?

"Afraid"? I love doing that

"Always bet on black

"Amazing"? Damn right, amazing

"Diego pressed Dora against the wall,

"Double trouble!" "Double trouble!"

"double u double u double u dot PBS dot com

"Ee pa pa pa pa pa

"gay as a bag of popcorn."

"Get off my plane

"Grover, go long

"Heather within five miles" is coming

"her bosom heaving,

"her hot Latina breath on his face

"Hey, what's up?"

"I am a registered sex offender

"I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman

"Important: see other side

"Lemon Pledge," "No, no." All that stuff.

"Little girl"?

"Little"?

"Meg, come outside

"Miss audition

"My husband did this to me, but it's not what you think

"Oh, let's just give them better helmets

"Railed Crystal good." Oh..

"Real man

"Scoop someone's urine from Starbucks toilet

"Sell rights to Saving Private Ryan residuals

"Semen."

"Semen." "Semen." "Semen

"Steal your son's wallet while he's in the shower

"This Spanish Civil War is just too loud

"Tough little guy"?

"When you need to remind yourself of the sponsor,

("Every Morning" playing) BOTH: ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

("Fun" by Pitbull featuring Chris Brown playing)

("Uptown Funk" by Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars playing)

(alarm beeping)

(alarm blaring)

(all gasping)

(all shouting)

(all yell in agreement)

(applause)

(babies crying) STEWIE: What's this?

(baby crying)

(band music playing)

(band playing lively music)

(birds singing)

(brace squeaking)

(breathing heavily): Your mother's right, Chris

(camera shutter clicking rapidly)

(can hisses)

(car door opens)

(cheering)

(chewing noises)

(chewing noisily)

(chicken clucks)

(Chris grunts, coyote whimpers)

(chuckles) All right

(chuckles) As a principal, I like to start each morning

(chuckles) Guy talk. This is how guys talk

(chuckles) Totally

(chuckles): Brian

(chuckles): Hey, Bri... Yup, I heard you.

(clap twice)

(clattering)

(computer beeping, phone rings)

(coughs) Damn it, Peter!

(crashing)

(crickets chirping)

(cries out)

(crowd cheering)

(cymbal crash, audience gasps)

(dance music in the background) Name?

(door opens, crashing)

(drum breakdown from "In the Air Tonight" plays)

(drums playing offbeat)

(engine stalling)

(excited whimpers)

(exhales): Hey, what's up?

(gagging)

(gasping)

(gasps) I think I found him.

(gasps) Mongeese!

(gasps) Mongoose!

(gasps) My babies!

(gasps) Oh, my God, Stewie!

(gasps) Stewie!

(gasps): A promotion?

(goat bleats) This place looks pretty rough

(groaning)

(groaning): Damn it!

(groans)

(grunting)

(grunts)

(guests chattering)

(guitar riff playing)

(guitar tuning)

(gunshots)

(handcuffs click)

(hawk screeches)

(imitating Borat): Taco Tuesday is nice

(indistinct chatter)

(indistinct conversations)

(kids laughing and cheering)

(knock on door)

(knocking)

(knocks on door)

(laughing)

(laughs)

(laughs) Oh, you think that's funny,

(laughs) See?

(laughter)

(man coughs)

(Meg grunting)

(mocking voice): "traumatized" by the events of this week,

(muffled speech): I don't know

(mumbling to the speed of punching bag)

(music gets louder) Yet the league...

(music stops)

(normal voice): and we take those concerns very seriously

(organ plays "Charge" riff weakly)

(panting)

(Peter's laugh to melody of "Dixie")

(Peter's laugh to melody of "La Cucaracha")

(phone chimes) Heh, look at this

(phone chimes) Oh, she's cute

(phone rings)

(players cheer)

(players laugh)

(quietly): And if you see that Tyler, take his knee out.

(rousing orchestral music playing)

(rousing orchestral music resumes)

(sad trumpet melody)

(scoffs): Please don't

(screams) The yellow face!

(shivering breaths)

(shouts)

(sighs) All right, fine.

(sighs) Let's just go. They won

(sighs) Well, I'm trying to work on a sequel

(siren chirps) Oh, crap! Cops!

(siren wailing, tires screeching)

(siren wailing)

(sirens blaring)

(sirens wailing)

(sirens wailing) Peter, hand me my gun and get out of here!

(sizzling) Just gonna use my spare glove compartment underwear

(slurping)

(slurping) Mm

(snarling)

(snarls, growls)

(sniffs) Smells kind of gamey in here.

(snoring)

(sobbing)

(sobbing): Oh, my God!

(soft, idiotic giggle)

(somber music plays)

(speaking Korean)

(squeaking) Sir?

(strums discordant notes)

(tapping on window)

(thump on window)

(thump) (sighs)

(thump) Go away, Mr

(thunder crashes)

(tires screech)

(tires screeching)

(toilet flushes)

(various animal noises, siren chirps)

(vehicle approaches)

(voice breaking): Because I miss the sound of her voice

(voice breaking): Hi, Juanita

(voice breaking): Who are you?

(whispering): That's her. That's her

(whistle blowing, children clamoring)

(whistle blows)

(woman vocalizing)

(women screaming, gunshots)

(yelling)

* A friend..

* A real live nephew of my Uncle Sam *

* All I need is time..

* All the things that make us *

* And a Civil War cannon

* And it sticks to them *

* And that's how the penis song goes

* As I remember, what a night *

* Ask the poor man *

* Ask the rich man *

* Born on the Fourth of July *

* But he'd rather be miserable with than without *

* But where are those good old fashioned values *

* Come to my window *

* Crawl inside *

* Every gambler knows *

* Funny, funny, funny what money can do *

* Funny, funny, funny what money can do..

* Get more of it *

* Happiness *

* He don't doubt *

* He'll confess *

* He's... a... Fam... ily..

* He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! *

* I'll be home soon *

* I'll be home, I'll be home *

* I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy *

* I'm coming home... *

* I'm not a girl, not yet a woman *

* If you save it *

* If you spend it *

* Is violence in movies and sex on TV *

* It seems today that all you see *

* Late December back in '63 *

* Laugh and cry *

* Less they need it *

* Like glue *

* Loud noise, noise *

* Lucky there's a family guy *

* Lucky there's a man who positively can do *

* Meg Meggy Meg and Dr. Ruth is at the door... *

* Money can't buy *

* Noise *

* Noise! *

* Oh *

* Oh, what a night *

* Oh, what a night... *

* On which we used to rely? *

* One, two, three and to the four *

* Please be wiser *

* Thank you for being *

* Thank you for being a friend *

* That the secret to survivin'... *

* The more they love it *

* Them that have it *

* Travel down the road and back again *

* Turn down for what *

* Wait by the light of the moon *

* What a very special time for me *

* Yankee Doodle do or die *

* You don't want it *

* You're a miser *

* You're a pal and a confidant *

* You're cuckoo *

* You've got to know when to hold 'em..

* Your heart is true *

♪ 'Cause Tinder makes you ♪

♪ 'Cause Tinder makes you so gross ♪

♪ 'Cause Tootsie Rolls are all I see ♪

♪ 'Cause we're not allowed to have an orgy ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Ah... ♪

♪ All the things that make us ♪

♪ And for kids it's kind of tragic ♪

♪ And no one else can find ♪

♪ Another drive all night ♪

♪ Another girl, Another fight ♪

♪ Another plane, another train ♪

♪ Banging every Tom and Dick and Jack and Jill and Joan ♪

♪ But where are those good old fashioned values ♪

♪ Girls on the jock ♪

♪ Gonorrhea ♪

♪ H.P.V. ah ♪

♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪

♪ In the shadows ♪

♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪

♪ It seems today that all you see ♪

♪ Itchy trigger finger ♪

♪ Laugh and cry ♪

♪ Leather gimps who do nothing but moan ♪

♪ Let's get those kids back to their mama. ♪

♪ Loosen up your body till you come undone ♪

♪ Loosen up your body, baby, come undone ♪

♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪

♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪

♪ Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold ♪

♪ Never stop blocking the street. ♪

♪ Of blisters and itching and genital warts ♪

♪ Oh, my, my ♪

♪ On which we used to rely? ♪

♪ One of us dropped a contact lens ♪

♪ Our manager's crazy ♪

♪ So gross. ♪

♪ The moon is up ♪

♪ The night is hazy ♪

♪ These are the weirdos you find on your phone ♪

♪ Through our phone ♪

♪ We're all just blocking the street... ♪

♪ We're going back to block the street... ♪

♪ We're trashing hotels like it's going out of style... ♪

♪ Whatever it is I think I see ♪

♪ When you were horny and feeling erective ♪

♪ While you're at the job working 9:00 to 5:00 ♪

♪ With plenty of holes and prescriptions to fill ♪

♪ You're not even close ♪

$10,000! (all gasp)

$16? That's expensive

âª 300 pounders infested with scabies âª

âª A filthy degenerate seeking a thrill âª

âª A lot of sad, lonely gals who want babies âª

âª âª

âª Ain't no faking, your money I'm taking âª

âª All from a sex app you use on your phone âª

âª All the things that make us âª

âª All your married friends despise you âª

âª And this also might surprise you âª

âª Another bottle in the brain âª

âª Barely human âª

âª Beastie Boys always on vacation âª

âª Because I'm willing and able âª

âª Becomes a Tootsie Roll to me! âª

âª But a stable turntable âª

âª But where are those good old fashioned values âª

âª City to city, I'm running my rhymes âª

âª Don't be shy, I just wanna live tonight âª

âª Don't disguise âª

âª Engine running hotter than a boiling kettle âª

âª Foot on the pedal âª

âª Going coast to coast to watch all the girlies shaking âª

âª He always smokes dust âª

âª He's got his own room at the back of the bus âª

âª Hook you with a brand new high âª

âª Hot damn âª

âª I do what I do best âª

âª Is violence in movies and sex on TV âª

âª It seems today that all you see âª

âª Let's got lost âª

âª Live a little âª âª F.U.N

âª Lucky there's a family guy âª

âª Lucky there's a man who positively can do âª

âª Mad world..

âª My job ain't a job, it's a damn good time âª

âª Never ever false metal âª

âª Now one swipe and there's thousands to bone âª

âª Oh, feeling crazy âª

âª Oh, my, my, looking like a good, good time âª

âª On location âª

âª Sex for them has lost its magic âª

âª Somewhere we can go âª

âª The way you wanna love tonight âª

âª The world looks mighty good to me âª

âª There was a time when you'd be more selective âª

âª This one for them hood girls âª

âª Tour around the world âª

âª Touring around the nation âª

âª You rock around the clock, plane to hotel âª

âª You will catch a dose âª

âª You're perverted âª

âª Your spirits and genitals run through the mill âª

🎵 All the things that make us 🎵

🎵 And you want some of this dirty 🎵

🎵 Baby, I got your money, don't you worry

🎵 Five trumpets do the job of one 🎵

🎵 He's... a... Fam... ily..

🎵 Is violence in movies and sex on TV 🎵

🎵 It seems today that all you see 🎵

🎵 Laugh and cry 🎵

🎵 Lucky there's a family guy 🎵

🎵 Lucky there's a man who positively can do 🎵

🎵 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 🎵 🎵 Oh, oh, oh 🎵

🎵 On which we used to rely? 🎵

🎵 Shut the door, baby, don't say a word 🎵

🎵 We won't stop blocking the street 🎵

🎵 We're all just blocking the street 🎵

🎵 We're all just blocking the street..

🎵 🎵

Family Guy (1999) - Season 15
Family Guy is an animated television show that was created by Seth MacFarlane and it first premiered on January 31, 1999. The show follows the adventures of the Griffin family, a dysfunctional yet lovable group living in the fictional town of Quahog, Rhode Island. Season 15 of Family Guy aired in 2016 and consisted of 20 episodes filled with humorous and sometimes controversial content. The cast of characters includes the Griffin family members, Peter (voiced by Seth MacFarlane), Lois (voiced by Alex Borstein), their children Meg (voiced by Mila Kunis), Chris (voiced by Seth Green), and Stewie (voiced by Seth MacFarlane), as well as the talking family dog, Brian (voiced by Seth MacFarlane). The show also features a wide array of recurring characters and guest stars voiced by notable actors and celebrities. Some prominent characters include Glenn Quagmire (voiced by Seth MacFarlane), a neighbor and pilot known for his womanizing ways, Cleveland Brown (voiced by Mike Henry), Peter's best friend who later gets his own spin-off show, and the diabolical baby genius Stewie, who is always plotting to take over the world. Season 15 of Family Guy is packed with hilarious episodes that tackle a variety of topics. From political satire to pop culture references, the show leaves no stone unturned. Some standout episodes from this season include "The Boys in the Band" where Stewie becomes obsessed with an irritating children's show, "Cop and a Halfwit" where Peter becomes a police officer, and "A House Full of Peters" where numerous clones of Peter wreak havoc throughout town. Additionally, this season features memorable musical moments. Family Guy has become known for its elaborate musical numbers, and Season 15 does not disappoint. In the episode "Once Bitten," the Griffin family discovers that Peter has been unfaithful through a catchy musical number titled "You Have AIDS." It's a darkly humorous moment that showcases the show's ability to tackle sensitive subjects in a satirical way. Fans of the show will also appreciate the inclusion of the talented voice cast's musical abilities. Seth MacFarlane, in particular, has showcased his vocal talents on numerous occasions, and in Season 15, he sings a beautiful rendition of "Christmas Time Is Killing Us" in the holiday episode "How The Griffin Stole Christmas." For those who want to relive the hilarious moments and musical highlights of Family Guy Season 15, the sounds of the show can be played and downloaded here. Each episode is filled with funny dialogue, catchy songs, and memorable sound effects that have become signature elements of the show. Whether it's Stewie's diabolical laugh or Peter's hilarious catchphrases, these sounds are sure to bring back fond memories for fans. Family Guy has had a tremendous impact on popular culture since its debut in 1999. It has become known for its clever writing, irreverent humor, and memorable characters. The show continues to push boundaries and tackle controversial subjects while delivering laughs along the way. Season 15 is just one example of the show's ability to entertain and amuse audiences with its unique blend of humor and satire. So, gather the family, prepare some snacks, and get ready to dive into the hilarious world of Family Guy Season 15. With its witty writing, talented voice cast, and memorable musical moments, it's a show that continues to entertain audiences even after over two decades on the air. And remember, you can play and download these sounds here to relive the laughter whenever you want.
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