Leela from Futurama Soundboard Edit

Amy!

Are you crazy?

Are you jacking on in there?

Bender?

Bender?

Can't we just forget about that?

Crying 2.

Crying.

Cut it out.

December 31st, 2999.

Do you have idiots on your planet?

Do you mind?

Do you think you could be just a little less evil than that?

Excuse me?

Forget it.

Fry.

Fry.

Futurama Leela Crying 2

Futurama Leela Good 2

Good afternoon, Sir.

Great idea.

Hello, I'm Leah.

Hey, hold on.

Hey, what's going on?

How's business?

I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

I can't believe it. I've dreamed of this moment all my life.

I can't.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't need help.

I guess so.

I have a fiance now.

I just have one last question for you.

I never loved you.

I think you're overreacting.

I'm a Cyclops. I'm a spaceship captain. I'm the only one of my species and I'm interested in meeting a man.

I'm a woman, if that's what you mean.

I'm getting along just fine, thank you.

I'm gonna teach you to fight like a girl.

I'm Leila.

I'm Leila.

I'm not deaf.

I'm not really in the mood.

I'm sharing Valentine's Day with a very special man.

I'm sure this must be very upsetting for you.

I've dreamed of this moment all my life.

If we could speak seriously for a moment.

It's December 21st, 2999

Let me ask you something.

Let me tell you a story from my childhood.

Lots of people don't like their jobs, but we do them anyway.

My God.

Nah

Never mind the words.

NO。

Oh crud, I knew there was something I meant to do today.

Oh please.

Oh, great. Captain Moron has a plan.

Oh, I get it.

Oh, I give up.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh.

OK.

OK.

Out of a cannon into the sun.

Ow!

Professor Hubert Farnsworth.

Professor Hubert Farnsworth.

Robots from the Sunset Squad take you to a mysterious planet and you never return.

Shut up.

Stop goofing off.

Sure, OK.

Swallow your food, then talk.

Take it off or I'll break it off.

That's a stupid question.

That's it. I'll take you on right now.

That's kind of pathetic.

That's not true.

That's ridiculous.

This doesn't make any sense.

This is Professor Hubert Farnsworth.

This is your own fault for being such an idiot.

Ugh.

Uh-huh.

Uh.

Uh.

Um.

Umm. Well uh.

We can't, you bastard.

Well, that's tough.

What are you doing?

What do you do for a living?

What do you mean?

What do you people want?

What happened to you?

What happened?

What the hell are you doing?

What the hell happened?

What the hell were you doing?

What?

What's going on here?

When I was growing up at the Orphanarium, I got picked on a lot.

Where were you at 10:00 PM last night?

Who are you?

Why are you spending so much time in the bathroom?

Why would anyone come to you for romantic help?

YES。

You big fat liar.

You don't know anyone.

You don't know how to do any of those things.

You got to do what you got to do.

You guys were totally out of control.

You have no sympathy for anyone else's feelings.

You haven't been to work in three days.

You shut up.

You won't last two weeks.

You're 3 hours late.

You're blackmailing me.

You're vegetarians. Who cares what you do?

You're wasting your life sitting in front of that TV. You need to get out and see the real world.

You've been assigned the job your best at just like everyone else.

Zao Brannigan.

ZAP Brannigan.

5 minutes.

15 minutes.

25 minutes.

200,000.

2999.