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Jason Segel Jason Segel clips and quotes.

Jason Segel Soundboard

Jason Segel sound clips and quotes.

Check out my new weapon piranha gun! oh yes! fires live piranhas

Ever seen one before no you haven't I invented it

First give me the moon then we'll talk

I am not victor anymore victor was my nerd name now I am vector!

I'd like to see somebody else order that many cookies not likely name one person who ordered more cookies than me

Now maybe you'll think twice before you freeze someone's head!

Oh poop

Oh yeah! unpredictable!

Oh! what the those girls sold me cookies!

Vector! that's me 'cause i'm committing crimes with both direction and magnitude oh yeah!

What he punched my shark!

Why are you wearing pajamas these aren't pajamas! this is a warm up suit

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