How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Season 2 Edit

A 67 year old penny.

A boom, an extra ticket to the Alanis Morissette concert. Who's in?

A bride right before her wedding?!

A bro choice rally.

A capitalist utopia, where consumers are rewarded for their persistence,

A certain standard of living? You didn't pay a single...

A combination of a stove, oven and sink and refrigerator.

A customer at Big Wave Luau.

A free hand grenade phone?

A girl and you just crushed him.

A hand stitched, cashmere, double breasted Dolce & Gabbana.

A judge is bound to come by eventually,

A legend in the architecture community.

A little Ellen DeGeneres but you pull it off.

A little.

A little.

A look of love.

A lot better than you ever did.

A lot can go wrong in 23 minutes.

A lot of things have changed about me, Lily,

A man whose absence from the Hall of Fame is a travesty

A nude Barney is a challenge.

A prime specimen.

A real looker.

A really nice one.

A savage, man eating jungle cat,

A ship captain can marry us.

A smooth area?! You gave me the Ken doll?!

A special bro casion.

A string quartet played at the ceremony,

A tiny souvenir that reminds us, "This is who I really am."

A twin isn't the same person.

A two person army that plays by its own rules.

A very, very bad word.

A what?

A year later, at James's wedding,

A yummy, pink drink with fruit in it...

A... Chinese guy?

A.C.?

Abandoned tire factory in Newark.

About a little thing I like to call mind over body.

About his flying problem.

About how do they fit a pumpkin into that little cup?

About surviving in the wild.

About the marriage laws of the state where I work in a wedding chapel?

About to come down the chimney?

About what you want out of life,

About when we're gonna get married and have kids.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. Tell people what?

Act all surprised when he gets here.

Act two is where I really hit my stride.

Actually funny thing,

Actually the beer helped a little.

Actually there may be something that you can do for me,

Actually, he had two accidents if you add the fact that he...

Actually, I think it kinda works.

Actually, it wasn't so small. I...

Actually, the meal was only $1.49.

Actually, we just got married.

Actually, we're cool.

Actually, we're, uh, we're thinking of skipping the strippers.

Actually, yeah, I get that.

Admit it, you're having fun.

Adventures had. Horrors faced.

After I spent all this money on a bridesmaid shirt?

After Super Bowl champions...

After that, we all went back inside for the second wedding.

After the monologue.

After what she did to Marshall, she should come back here devastated,

After you break up with someone, what do you do with the stuff?

After you left, we, uh, we unplugged it

Afterward, we stayed up till 10:00 at night,

Against the Red Sox? Boy, that's a big win.

Agreed. Totally agreed.

Ah, $549.99. A little greedy, don't you think?

Ah, A.C., always in decline,

Ah, Canada in June.

Ah, don't worry.

Ah, good to see you, too.

Ah, horrifying.

Ah, let me see what I can do.

Ah, naw, I blew that off.

Ah, public figure, confidentiality agreement.

Ah, she does have cute handwriting.

Ah, the 2005 landmark case of Lily v. The Joey Buttafuoco Pants.

Ah, the age old question:

Ah, what the hell.

Ah, yeah, but, you know...

Ah.

Ah. Yes.

Ah...! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

Aha.

Ahh... Three flights of stairs, not a drop spilled.

Alcatraz or Fisherman's Wharf?

All her friends are gonna be there, they're going to be drinking.

All I have to do is keep Marshall from ever seeing her again.

All I want to do is give you a great show because you're getting married!

All night rave,

All of these gifts are so thoughtful.

All right stop.

All right then, how will you feel when you can't sneak the occasional cigarette?

All right,

All right, all right, all right

All right, Barney.

All right, boys. Lie back, get comfortable, and enjoy the show.

All right, bro. What do you like?

All right, enough.

All right, fine, but... let's make it fast, all right.

All right, first of all, my parents live in Ohio.

All right, have fun in Scotland.

All right, he took it from me.

All right, here's what really happened.

All right, I have to see what's going on.

All right, I promise.

All right, I really don't think this is going to help.

All right, I unpronounce you man and wife.

All right, I'll give it back if you show him your plans.

All right, I'll see you guys later.

All right, I'm going to head out, hit the bars.

All right, I'm sorry. I will make it up to you.

All right, it's getting to be that time. I'll talk to you tomorrow?

All right, ladies and gentlemen, if you're all gather around,

All right, let's do it I just got to call Robin real quick.

All right, let's get these two back to their table.

All right, let's run some interference.

All right, let's talk bachelor party.

All right, let's talk bachelor party.

All right, that's it I want The Beatles Anthology.

All right, that's it, I'm out of here.

All right, there's only two reasons she'd laugh at that.

All right, well, call me if you change your mind.

All right, well, it's getting late.

All right, well, let's hear the arguments. Ted, you go first.

All right, what was that look?

All right, who's up for a little blackjack before we check in.

All right, you know what, Carl, you just lost yourself a regular customer.

All right, you know what? You two are just threatened

All right!

All right!

All right? All right?

All right.

All right.

All right. I'll be right there.

All right. Listen very carefully.

All right. Tonight, we're going to go to the bar...

All that crap was right.

All that crap you said to me about,

All that stuff was from old girlfriends?

All that work I put in training for the marathon was a total waste.

All the other kids at school know who their dad is.

All the way here to Atlantic City.

All those long nights when your grandfather was in Korea.

All was right with the world...

All you'd have to do is pretend to be my wife,

All your friends know you miss Barney,

All, right, well, thanks for trying.

ALL: * Holy night... *

ALL: Hey!

ALL: No.

Almighty TiVo,

Almost brunette.

Almost done.

Almost there...

Aloha, island visitors.

Already?

Also wanted kids.

Also, so Lily's never heard that story before.

Although he went by a number of aliases in his years as an identity thief.

Although that would explain a lot.

Although, you might want to bring out the big Hawaiian drum

Amen.

America one; every other country zero.

America!

American daddy.

Amy, do you like... magic?

An And Marshall and Lily don't know?

An Easy Bake Oven!

An egg beater! Aw, thank you, Aunt Sylvia!

An engagement ring?

An hour and a half delivery. We can't wait that long.

An hour.

An identical twin.

An identical twin.

An older woman, usually in her 40s or 50s,

And a battery powered, adult recreational...

And a bouquet. I need a veil and a bouquet.

And a cigar.

And a little bit of a jerk.

And a milkshake.

And a number four with no onions.

And about to hit Cinco de Mayo 1998 Lilly

And after nine years in captivity,

And after the Super Bowl,

And again I will say higher or lower.

And all you can see are my ex girlfriends?

And all you guys, just...

And all your colorful sweaters in this box marked "Bill Cosby."

And all your single, desperate girlfriends from college?

And although it might turn you on,

And an acoustic guitar.

And and cracking runaway bride jokes all night long.

And and finish your date.

And and I didn't want to do all that work, but...

And and it actually felt okay.

And and watch the rest of your show?

And as a woman, you are an illegal immigrant here.

And as hard as it was at the time,

And as it turned out, three months later,

And as long as we send flowers,

And as the car's final gift to us all,

And as your best man, I have to throw you a bachelor party.

And audience, please, do not try to help us.

And away from his dream of saving the environment,

And B T dub, you totally did not oversell the eggs Benny.

And Barney always returned the favor.

And Barney had a cool new name.

And Barney, I'm giving you nothing to do

And Barney, what do you bid on that?

And be done with her.

And because we are friends...

And believe it or not, alcohol did not play a role.

And besides, that's not even what I liked about her. It was her...

And braking.

And bring Marshall's bachelor party to an early end.

And by now you've

And complicated...

And Consumerism.

And decided to spend Christmas 2006

And did I mention she had 12 sides?

And do not clean the bowl.

And doesn't show up again until the end.

And dragged me on stage to dance with you Courtney Cox style.

And drops his pants after three dirty martinis.

And ending with your baby photos side by side.

And even then, there's no guarantee.

And even then, there's no guarantee.

And even though I just barely had sex, it counts.

And even though it's terrible and excruciatingly long,

And even though we didn't see any whales,

And even you couldn't keep a secret.

And experience sexy?

And finish drawing the plans for a building

And for our anniversary you gave me a sweatshirt that says,

And for saying it again today.

And for thinking it a lot on the subway ride over.

And frankly, a guy like you doesn't have a shot in hell with a girl like Lily.

And get this, she changed her number.

And get us 12 cups of coffee.

And go live with the guys on the beach in Zihautanejo.

And go the next 18 hours without finding out who won.

And good conversation without being bothered?

And had our own mini marathon behind a Nathan's.

And hang out with your awesome friend Barney."

And have a private toy show whew.

And have a private toy show whew.

And he cannot go through it again.

And he enjoyed it.

And he had a limp and a big hump on his back

And he hasn't had sex

And he kind of doesn't approve of the whole gun thing.

And he may shuffle off at any minute."

And he was happy.

And he was screaming at me

And he'll never know.

And he's a little bit double jointed...

And he's just Ted.

And helped me realize that our days on this planet are too few to squander.

And her art?

And here I am giving a toast.

And here's the funny part,

And hey, how's Marshall?

And hey, how's Marshall?

And his favorite animal is the Loch Ness monster.

And how did that work out for you?

And I almost got trampled by a horse and...

And I am about to show it to you right now.

And I am learning Lithuanian from my neighbors.

And I appreciate your interest in my body.

And I came here to win you back.

And I cannot keep stealing chicks from him forever.

And I cannot wait for you to meet my good friend...

And I didn't know any better.

And I don't even know if she's coming back.

And I don't fall down and bite my tongue at the airport.

And I don't want to get it all over everyone's waffles,

And I don't want to have kids in Argentina.

And I don't want to know. I want my life to be an adventure.

And I don't want to look weird when I'm up there, you know.

And I don't want to take an exit, but...

And I don't want to tick off the Big Guy, so let's stick with "Cousin" for now.

And I had an apple brie panini with potato salad...

And I had this little speech in my head

And I had to get some of it out.

And I have provided!

And I hope it does.

And I its master.

And I know they need to make their decision today.

And I need you to get out of my face.

And I never saw her again.

And I probably want to be in Argentina.

And I promise, I will never ever call you a... you know, again.

And I really needed a lamp.

And I really want to do all that work.

And I reserved a private room for us at Connelly's,

And I rode that elevator to the top,

And I saw that view, and I basked in the awesomeness.

And I say we revisit columns.

And I see the face of America.

And I think me and the girl are really clicking.

And I think that's funny.

And I think we're going to go out again.

And I thought we were,

And I want you to be my best man.

And I will be going to Quinn's to pick up the world's greatest food,

And I will be...

And I will punch you in the face.

And I will sit wherever I damn well...

And I would be a fan of your work if you could get us

And I would compliment you on it afterwards.

And I wouldn't have needed a nap at your apartment the next day.

And I... I haven't been to a mall since.

And I... well, I met your mom.

And I'll be gone before you wake up.

And I'll call my bridge and tunnel girl tonight.

And I'm about to cry. Do something.

And I'm gonna say something nice about it afterwards

And I'm much more down to earth.

And I'm not cleaning that up again.

And I'm not trying to sleep with you.

And I'm not wearing my wedding underwear.

And I'm shaking my head, "no."

And I'm so glad you agreed to play tennis with me.

And I've been sleeping here until she cools off.

And I've been to a lot of casinos since,

And I've been working out lately.

And I've grown accustomed to a certain standard of living.

And if I die first, you just leave my body alone.

And if that doesn't drive them away,

And if that weren't bad enough,

And if you can look me in the eye

And immature and I'm sorry.

And in almost no time,

And in honor of yesterday's big win...

And isn't it more comfy?

And isn't this whole thing really Barney's fault?

And it celebrates the heritage of this great nation.

And it doesn't look at all like male genitalia.

And it is divine.

And it is my job to help her get there.

And it really turned her off to marriage.

And it reminds me that... guns are fun.

And it started out as an innocent modeling job.

And it tells them that the girl's crazy.

And it took us exactly 18 minutes.

And it was always the same recipe.

And it was with my boyfriend Brian.

And it won't be long until someone else realizes that,

And it's all about the run.

And it's fake?

And it's good, too.

And it's got Internet access, and it's got a camera on it,

And it's never the hot ones.

And it's ridiculous.

And it's time for the honeymoon.

And just like an old man,

And just run the New York City Marathon?

And kick her out?

And leave me with your old, used up twin.

And let those puppies breathe?

And let's end the day on a happy note.

And let's show the audience the price of the computer,

And life had just taken an unexpected turn.

And Lily didn't want her to do her hair,

And Lily's gone and nothing else even remotely important happened last night,

And Marshall and Lily were just a few short weeks into their relationship...

And Marshall was a total slob.

And may I always have the skin and libido of a much younger man.

And maybe you already know someone who went down to the courthouse

And mine come with pots, so...

And money for pizza.

And Morocco and Greece, Russia,

And my Fiero's not a Fiero that went 200,000 miles.

And my girlfriend's..

And my laser tag team,

And never came back you can't make her a cup of coffee?

And none of that other stuff is gonna matter.

And not even the good Backstreet Boys,

And not make a move.

And not this clumsy floozy!

And nothing could get him out of it. (moans)

And now I can't find anyone to go with me.

And now it's laid and out

And now she's taking it out on us.

And now they're divorced.

And now you have to do what every dysfunctional couple has to do:

And now you want me to paint you?

And now you're never gonna know why I don't go to the mall.

And oh, look, there are little kids here!

And once he's in a funner mood...

And one of you a nose hair trimmer. You know who you are.

And Paris. And even Tokyo.

And pitch my idea.

And pulls me to safety.

And put the integrity of slap bet above all else.

And registered as an officiant

And Robin and I were broken up.

And Robin showed up gift in hand.

And scare off the occasional one night stand.

And seeing the winter wonderland and seeing Lily

And she did find it.

And she didn't break the picture, I did.

And she got pregnant... with quintuplets...

And she likes me?

And she lived out her days in a trailer park...

And she stayed there, listening to her ex fiance

And she would like, let's say,

And she'll be putty in your hands.

And she's looking for some action.

And she's okay.

And so Aunt Robin went to a store on Eighth Avenue,

And so Lily and Marshall failed in their experiment with apartness,

And so Marshall and I thought we were gonna die out there in the middle of nowhere.

And so Marshall said good bye to his Fiero.

And so Mr. and Mrs. Stinson, after two weeks of marriage,

And so, after six months apart,

And so, as Lily began painting,

And so, Lily and I were both about to give up,

And some are just weird.

And something blue. Somebody should really check on this lady.

And sometimes in life, you have to get the trees just right

And speaking of your grandfather,

And stainless steel bands.

And stay away from drugs... other than pot.

And strong.

And suddenly... I was his boss.

And Ted, my boy, it's going to be legend...

And tell me that you want to marry Marshall,

And thank God we don't pay for utilities.

And thank you for bringing this family together.

And thank you for noticing.

And that building? Talk about overcompensating.

And that closes the book on one heck of a Super Bowl.

And that is the origin of Marshall's insane

And that nude painting of me hanging behind the bar!

And that should've been the end of it. But the next day...

And that slap was genius. You did not hold back.

And that terrifies you.

And that we love each other might get me a gentler reaction

And that your wife is divorcing you and that...

And that'll be the car we had when we were first married.

And that's exactly what I did.

And that's how Barney became Uncle Barney.

And that's how Uncle Barney paid for Lily and Marshall's honeymoon.

And that's one of the reasons I love you.

And that's our story.

And that's the story of how Aunt Lily furnished her apartment.

And that's the story of how Uncle Barney gave

And that's the story of how Uncle Marshall and Aunt Lily

And that's when...

And that's when...

And that's why I took away his ball.

And that's why Ted's never going to find out about this.

And that's why three seconds ago

And that's why you spent your first night living with Robin

And the actual retail price of Barney's showcase is... $18,421 exactly right!

And the actual retail price of your showcase is...

And the answer better be: "I don't remember his name."

And the clock will start with your first bid.

And the coup de grace...

And the couples.

And the day arrives for Lily and Marshall's very big indoor wedding...

And the lamp by the desk...

And the last thing we did before she left was go to the Empire State Building.

And the next day, I took everybody to the Empire State Building.

And the office will be a nicer place to work.

And the only way I can deal with it

And the only way that I can do that is if...

And the pizza there, worst pizza ever.

And the police didn't believe me

And the railroad has been a mess since the breakup of Ferrocarriles Argentinos.

And the real hardwood floors. There's no deeper meaning.

And the real hardwood floors. There's no deeper meaning.

And the sword.

And the...

And then below that, the play Aunt Lily was in.

And then I met Jeanine.

And then I put on my pajamas and got into bed.

And then it just got weird.

And then it took me an hour to get home because his place

And then maybe we'll walk through the park.

And then shooting Lily in the face.

And then slept together and didn't have sex?

And then the night became a whole new kind of uncomfortable.

And then there was Derek, and counting you,

And then there was the time they..

And then there's the moment where you know you know it,

And then Tom says to the dealer

And then Uncle Marshall got an idea.

And then we endured about 20 minutes of this.

And then whatever Lily would do.

And then, I discovered this area, North Beach.

And then, one morning...

And then, right in the middle of the room, you throw in a girl.

And then, sure enough.

And there at the bottom of her glass...

And there is no easy way to say...

And there it was, rock bottom:

And there was one Super Bowl back in 2007

And there, sitting at the bottom of my champagne glass is...

And they all seem a lot better than her

And they don't call you back after you spend two nights with them

And they think Santa's how Satan spells his name

And things are a little bit crazy right now

And things were back to normal... almost.

And think bushier. I want this tower to rise

And this baby is worth something to a collector.

And this next one's going out to Swarley.

And threw up all over the backseat.

And thrusting your chest out is natural?

And to be honest, I wasn't sure I liked it either.

And Tom and I realized you can't fight love.

And tonight, just like John Mellencamp,

And two duplicates waiting for me.

And unfortunately, you're his nicotine patch.

And up First Avenue within the next hour or so. But...

And we all went out to brunch.

And we decided we're gonna give you a choice.

And we got married at a mall and we broke up at a mall

And we haven't had a bite of it.

And we make our flight in plenty of time!

And we need to learn to do things on our own,"

And we thought she was watching Weekend At Bernie's,

And we were back to square one.

And we would feel more at home if it were setup in our bedroom.

And we would have made our flight.

And we would have made our flight.

And we would have made this flight.

And we wouldn't have seen that wedding dress store,

And we'll get married.

And we'll push it the last .7 miles.

And we're back in.

And we're clear.

And we've moved passed it. Why can't you?

And were doing it a lot.

And what better friend is there than that?

And what his fiancée was doing to earn it.

And what was the second rule?

And when he found out that they didn't, he tried to hire them to?

And when I come back,

And when I see that throw pillow, I don't think of Lauren Stein.

And when I see the lamp, I don't think of Allison Moses.

And when I was a new bride, this is what kept me buzy

And when I was pregnant with you,

And when it became a play within a play,

And when that didn't work...

And who gets trapped under a fake boulder at the mall?

And wilkommen to the hallway.

And without him, we're slowly dying.

And without that Fiero, I'm just another guy in a suit.

And yeah... my family might still be upset with you.

And yes, a lot of things did go wrong,

And yet somehow, we have a baby.

And yet, a slap occurred without the permission

And you all need to sign these releases.

And you begged me to tell you.

And you both realized that you made a huge mistake.

And you can surf the Web and do the whole thing.

And you can't keep it in any longer.

And you deserve a nice, normal girl.

And you know the U2 box set I gave you?

And you know what I realized? I like it.

And you know, Edinburgh and the Highlands and Glasgow...

And you let me go first?

And you live their dream!

And you look like a pepper crusted rack of lamb with mint jelly.

And you make me feel loved

And you make me feel safe

And you never seem to wear pants.

And you said, "Dude, my semester is gonna be this."

And you should. I'm a genetic gold mine.

And you start to get woozy and lose track of what you're fighting about.

And you take care of me when I'm sick.

And you want to have a good time

And you will.

And you... you look like a 1940s movie star.

And you'll know it's coming when she mentions my cousin Stacy

And you'll lose him forever.

And you're about to become a henpecked, beaten down, shell of a man.

And you're going to get fat.

And you're going to regret it.

And you're just a little pants wetter. So now I ask you a question:

And you're totally over Funyuns, so it's not weird.

And your hard drive's filled to capacity with Lily's.

And your oral presentation was sloppy and inconclusive.

And your pudding snack pack.

And your tombstone will read "Got slapped by Marshall, so hard he died."

And, as a third year law student, more smarter.

And, as always, he'll do it

And, as you saw, they did admit that I did not cause the heart attack,

And, Barney...

And, get this, Pet Palace.

And, if the thief doesn't believe me, well,

And, of course, well... Barney.

And, Swarley, you're gonna be a better woman for it.

And, uh, I guess before that, you just had to do it by hand.

And, uh... I... got you a rose.

And, uh... she'd also like a scotch and soda.

And, um, I already have a bunch of pot lids

And... the number one thing I would've called my truck

Another hole in one, boss.

Another round!

Anyone even remotely fun.

Anyone lucky enough to be in the arena tonight

Anyone up for a drink at MacLaren's?

Anything you want to say to the bride and groom?

Anything.

Anytime a bachelorette party drives through the city in a limo,

Anytime a girl wants to get back at her ex boyfriends,

Anytime a girl wants to solve her father issues

Anyway, guys, we're kind of in the middle of something,

Anyway, here they are.

Anyway, I got us everything we need.

Anyway, I just wanted to come back here, space out and watch a movie.

Anyway, I realize that I left my phone on the bar, so I come back...

Anyway, I was gonna take Kara, but now it's all you and me.

Anyway, I'm heading home.

Anyway, if that firm really wants you, they'll reschedule.

Anyway, James, how have you been?

Anyway, Lily's the one who caused this whole mess.

Anyway, Marshall here is awesome.

Anyway, on the bright side.

Anyway, there is one room left, and we got it.

Anyway.

Apparently, a thing women have that guys can see

Apparently, earlier in the summer...

Apparently, that strategy had never occurred to him.

Approximately 50 times a day, some guy asks me for a lei...

Are lonely and desperate.

Are obsessed with finding a place to sit down.

Are these chicken wings or angel wings?

Are those mini quiches?

Are we still playing? 'Cause I wasn't... I wasn't really...

Are we still talking about her pancakes?

Are we thinking full on strip club, or should we rent a room

Are you acting out because of the divorce?

Are you all right? You're kind of sweating.

Are you as terrified as I am?

Are you asking me if I'm married?

Are you brave enough to hear that?

Are you coming home?

Are you crazy?

Are you crazy? Maybe for $50.

Are you free tomorrow night?

Are you going to be staying here for the rest of day?

Are you insane?

Are you just going to talk about holding my hand or are you going to hold it?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me? What if somebody sees it?

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding? He's Hammond Druthers.

Are you kidding? I want you to call me that.

Are you lying on the couch right now moping about Lily?

Are you ready to do this?

Are you really going to do that? That's so immature.

Are you serious?

Are you seriously not going to apologize for leaving that...?

Are you sick?

Are you sleeping here? What's going on?

Are you still thinking about Lily?

Are you suggesting that when one of you feels something,

Are you sure about this?

Are you sure Marshall's going to be okay with this?

Are you sure this is live? It looks pretty old.

Are you sure you're gonna be okay?

Are you sure?

Are you the one who's called me like nine times?

Are you wearing a push up bra?

Are... we married? Did you just marry us?

Aren't you?

Argentina.

Arrange the chairs in a circle...

Arrivederci, Fiero!

Arts and crafts, everybody.

As a 30th anniversary gift, I had flown my parents to New York for the weekend.

As a form of camouflage.

As hard as they possibly can but no rings.

As his inner animal thrashes against the cage of his own puritanical upbringing.

As in, not sure whether you'd hit it?

As long as it's in your apartment.

As many times as Robin told this story over the years,

As Marshall's and your hair.

As my high school boyfriend reads Guns N' Roses lyrics.

As the day began, none of us had any idea how hard it would be

As unforgettable as that Super Bowl was,

Asking someone to come see your play

At a bar.

At a Radisson in Orlando.

At any point from here to eternity.

At least you have one now.

At least, not healthy male genitalia.

At least, not right now.

At my apartment.

At the airport an hour and a half before your flight,

At the historic Van Smoot House in upstate New York.

At the Mall of America. It's great.

At the mall.

At the same time, I'm not ready to get into the carpool lane.

At their corporate headquarters in Chicago.

August 5th, one charge tickets.

August 10th, one charge: Tennis Emporium.

August 10th, one charge: Tennis Emporium.

August 18th, two charges: Mario's Bistro

Aunt Lily and Uncle Marshall were finally back together.

Aunt Lily took off for San Francisco

Aw, crap.

Aw, honey.

Aw, man, I grabbed the wrong Deep Impact!

Aw, man, you guys did it, didn't you?

Aw, nerts.

Aw, you know, if I were five dogs,

Aw. I'm gonna waive this waiting period right now.

Awesome, as per "yoozh."

Awesome. Just in time for kick off.

Aww, that's sweet.

B Barney?

B plus?!

B plus.

Baby and her family spent every summer at Kellerman's.

Baby, anyplace we go, we're gonna need a marriage license.

Baby, do I smell your Sinfully Cinnamon Cookies?

Baby, I would love to search for the enchanted creature of the Emerald Loch,

Baby, our honeymoon's already paid for.

Baby, that sucks. I'm so sorry.

Baby, that sucks. I'm so sorry.

Baby?

Back home in Minnesota, a ton of people get married

Back in five... four...

Back to her lair.

Back to you, Kevin and Robin.

Back to you, Robin.

Back when we were all freshman

Bad move, Aldrin, bad move.

Badgley Mischka! Melissa Sweet!

Bam! (laughing)

Band or DJ?

Bar, downstairs,

Barnacle Junior.

Barney can officiate.