Fargo - Season 1 Edit

A banner year. Reserve trends are up.

A beer'd change things for the better.

A blizzard and whiteout conditions.

A boy is raised by wolves,

A call was placed from Lester's house

A car. In... in the trunk.

A case.

A cash settlement.

A church website...

A commendation?

A drone. We're invested

A family vehicle. A baby in a car.

A few hits.

A guy like you, Lester... small town, small time...

A guy screws up, arrangements are made...

A head shot, I think. I didn't look too close.

A kid?

A little fun in the sun, drink from a coconut.

A lot of broken glass or... I'd rather not get...

A lot of people are dead. So...

A man or woman knocking on doors, making calls,

A man... Would come along and take me away from all this.

A million dollars?

A million... Oh!

A minister?

A misunderstanding

A perfect storm or what have you.

A repercussion for what you saw, maybe?

A rhombus?

A rich man opens the paper one day

A rich man opens the paper one day.

A room with files.

A shame, really.

A smarter man would think you were being wooed.

A spleen.

A turducken.

A what now?

A worker bee... Or what do the ants call them?

A... a conspiracy, they're sayin'.

A... What's that now?

About a month. GRETA: She's nesting.

About electrocuting you.

About greasy palms.

About him.

About me?

About the world, you know, about people.

About those homicides over at Bemidji,

About time.

About“

Acapulco it is.

Acapulco, here we come.

Acapulco, here we come.

Accident, I guess.

Accidental for me.

Aces.

Aces.

Aces.

Actually, um...

Afraid I can't just sell you one, stretch.

After all these years,

After her mother.

After hockey, then.

After what he did to you, my husband.

After, he knows he should feel good, but he doesn't...

Afterwards Lester told me

Again, the fox will not eat the cabbage

Ah, oh, a blood and sand, what's that?

Ah!

Ah.

Ah. We all agreed it was a good point.

Ah. You know, she did just have a baby, so...

Ah...

All good things.

All I can think is... and maybe this is a stretch,

All I did was get on an elevator.

All I ever wanted was... A stack of pancakes and a V 8.

All I know is that I came home from work

All Of it.

All quiet otherwise.

All right

All right, boys, let's... pack it up.

All right, mi amigo. That ought to do it.

All right, we'll get you inside.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Let's go.

All right. Okay.

All right. Thank you.

All right. Thank you.

All set. Ready to go?

All so Sally can have Chex Mix at the ballet, and there's the kid.

All that blood made me think of it.

All that I have."

All the blood.

All those people over in Bemidji?

All those weeks looking for the kid...

All we did was talk.

Alone, needing back up and I...

Along with our meteorologists take on exactly what happened...

Also, expect poor road conditions and even closures.

Also, you can gamble at the airport.

Also, you're saying you weren't pulled over for speeding?

Although, maybe...

Am I supposed to put myself in danger or do I just...

Am I taking the old one?

Am I under arrest?

Am now.

Amazing.

Amen.

Americans.

An outgoing call was placed from Lester's to Leroy's Motor Inn.

And 300 people drown.

And a chicken pot pie?

And a cop shot. And now a kid brings a gun to school.

And a piece of pie.

And Agent What's his name is like...

And all of a sudden, the lights went out

And already in your mind,

And another for...

And be a mailman. (CHUCKLES)

And bend... bend...

And Blackman wants to know how much for a blumkin.

And boy howdy, I tell ya... After three days of no sleeping,

And buy a car with "nice"?

And Chaz is my only brother.

And Chaz says to me, "Lester, this was an accident."

And Chaz says, "Take care of it."

And come outwith your hands up... (MUFFLED SCREAMING)

And depending on the answer...

And dream about you leaving your wife

And every night she puts her kitty in your face. (CHUCKLES)

And everyone's just stepping over her.

And expect white outs and blizzard like conditions

And for what?

And front!

And go back for the cabbage?

And God brought 10 plagues upon the house of Pharaoh.

And Greta, she really likes going to that.

And he cornered and shot the Chief.

And he drops the other glove onto the platform.

And he eats all of them.

And he goes in the back.

And he had nothing.

And he looks up at me and says, "Oh, geez, Lester.

And he realizes that he's just got this one glove left.

And he sends 'em here.

And he sends the man home.

And he starts cursing at one,

And he stopped and he looked at me real funny.

And he wants to get across the river,

And he was asking about Lester.

And he would want.

And he's carrying a pair of gloves, this man.

And he's got him, right? Around the neck.

And he's not leaving till he gets what he came for.

And here we are.

And here we are.

And here's the problem...

And him with a bazooka. (CHUCKLES)

And how do they end up here?

And how're we feeling there, Mr. Nygaard?

And I couldn't see anything, you know? I mean...

And I don't recall any time, Kim...

And I get ready to give him the novocaine shot...

And I grab the arrow... and Craig is in the car having a giggle.

And I have no doubt that if you wanted, you could handcuff Al Capone.

And I know it's not fair. It's not.

And I mean, what's the point, you know?

And I see this fella and he's standing by a van.

And I tell ya, this hurt worse than that did by a long shot.

And I told you how we came over to America,

And I was looking out the glass?

And I will be your humble servant for the rest of my days.

And I...

And I'll... I'm gonna use the bathroom.

And I'm gonna buy the tickets, get the passports...

And I'm just waiting there. I can't understand.

And I'm like...

And I'm... "An accident?" He hit her with a hammer.

And I'm... I'm not...

And I've been lying in bed just thinking about this.

And if this year has taught me anything..

And in the meantime, the two original agents

And in the summer, he would boil.

And in the woods, in the jungle, everything's green.

And in your experience...

And it hurt, but I don't wanna look stupid, sol...

And it hurt, but I don't want to look dumb,

And it was him.

And it would still be the... How do you have negative files?

And Knutson had... What was it with the cherry?

And Lester was covering for him

And Linda said she wanted to go to bed. I'm a morning person.

And look where I am at. Who I'm with. My... American family.

And lunch is over

And makes you do it through a hole in the sheet? Yeah.

And me chewing my tie.

And Neo says, "No way." And he...

And now Gordo's having his night terrors again.

And now he's dead.

And now... And now, it's...

And on Saturday they roast a pig underground.

And one day, it all changes.

And one night, this girl thought it'd be funny

And out of the darkness, the wolves came, whispering.

And perform certain fine motor skills.

And perps are still thought to be inside.

And presents for Christmas... be part of the community.

And right around the time Pearl died,

And she laughs.

And she says that before he was stabbed,

And she says...

And she was the one with the paycheck, so...

And shortly thereafter or abouts,

And shoveling their walk and bringing in each other's toters?

And side!

And sits down and you look at me...

And so I went over to the top

And so without further delay, I give you...

And still, Gordo's the least of this. We searched the house.

And that goes for all of you.

And that I wouldn't have gotten through it

And the army did studies on this in the '50s.

And the FBI is there. So I just...

And the fox won't eat the cabbage.

And the last is the death of the firstborn son.

And the money just... (WHISTLES)

And the other fella with his throat cut, I'm guessing he translated.

And the patient is like... "Doc, what's wrong?" And I'm like...

And the reinsurance policy covering that policy,

And the same for the rabbit and the cabbage.

And then Chaz comes in with the shotgun.

And then Cindy called and said there were two agents from the FBI here.

And then he kills himself?

And then he said, like, a riddle.

And then I get this?

And then I met you.

And then I sit down and every... Oh, Miss?

And then later on... Uh, inside the train, he's sitting by the window,

And then made the bed back up, which...

And then met Malvo at the hospital.

And then pull back in like we just arrived.

And then she says,

And then the lights went out again.

And then the next night, Lester called the guy.

And then there's Greta, you know, and... and...

And then they always... they always take the money,

And then we are gonna run away together.

And then you row the cabbage back across.

And then you started... MALVO: Started what?

And then you... Go back for the rabbit.

And then, I stop by a supermarket in a city I don't live,

And then..

And then...

And they just, like, throw it up in the air,

And they kill, You can't even...

And they said you were, um..

And they say this Malvo fella left behind

And they were arguing in the basement.

And they're tearing up the house.

And they're who now?

And thinking I am arrested,

And this is any animal. Pig, gopher, chicken...

And this is the bar at the hotel?

And this is the deputy who effected the arrest.

And three and good!

And throw in this 12 gauge.

And to be honest, everything they said didn't make much sense anyway.

And to drink?

And told him did we have to stay another day,

And twist!

And two...

And Vern saw it. I know that.

And we always thought he had maybe alleged ties to organized crime,

And we can check on that?

And we think he's got intentions towards you. So...

And we'll have more on this developing news story a little later tonight,

And we're going to Acapulco.

And we're sitting in the car like a couple of...

And what happened on the elevator? Nothing.

And what then? She tells him it's over and he...

And when something's not right,

And when we heard you called...

And when you're right, you're right.

And with the dead dog you mentioned, too... Uffda.

And wouldn't you know...

And you ask yourself, "Do I know 300 people?"

And you die like a fish.

And you do the same. You look like a raccoon.

And you found this how?

And you get the first few.

And you got a dad somewhere I bet, just like me.

And you keep subtracting one at a time,

And you need to be insured. Thank you so much. It's a great honor.

And you saw a shadow and you shot at it.

And you're gonna spend the rest of your life in jail.

And you've got a fox, a rabbit and a cabbage.

And your dream was what then?

And, hey... I may go out for a bit.

And, Ida, your frosting comes from the barrel. I think.

And, Lester, I gotta tell ya, I don't know whether to...

And, uh, make sure they're plowing the Chief's drive every few hours.

And?

And...

And... he raises up the hammer again. He's still looking at me.

And... I was thinking of making some chili on Saturday night.

And... There are arrangements to see to.

And... well...

And... Yeah.

And... you know, he and I talked is all.

Anniversary of what?

ANNOUNCER: He shoots, he scores!

Another way they save money

Answer the question.

Any chance you can put an exact time on his arrival?

Any man. A man.

Any of it.

Anyhoo, he decides he's in love with one of 'em.

Anyhoo, that's animal control's purview.

Anyone there?

Anything else?

Anyway, I'm in charge today on account of...

Anyway, she IDs the photo of the suspect

Anywhere you like.

Anywhere you wanna go.

Appreciate it, Doc.

Are staking out Lester's house.

Are we ready, Mr. Creech?

Are you calling him?

Are you crying?

Are you Don Chumph?

Are you kidding me?

Are you sure it wasn't rust? 'Cause...

Are you sure?

Arrangements were made... and then...

Arrested him?

As soon as the ring went on her finger.

As this system moves quickly down from Canada.

Asked me to see if you'd come down to the staff room.

Assets deployed, Mr. Wrench and Mr. Numbers.

At his place... suggestive...

At least three, don't you think?

At least three.

At night, he would look at the lights in the houses

At parties and drop it in his drink.

At the airport, man says, "Take bag?"

Aw, thanks, hon.

Aw, that's so sweet.

Awkward after, once we broke up.

Back for more, huh?

Back in the '90s, out near Leech Lake.

Back then?

Back to it then?

Back... back to the car.

Bad luck, you know?

Bad luck.

Bartender...

Base to Emergency One. Chief says send the bus to 1381 Elk.

Based on the hustle of the deputy, we have a name for him.

Based on what? ESP?

Be a while before he can answer any questions

Be here around 11:00, she said.

Be quiet.

Bean dip? You betcha.

Beat her with the hammer, then shot the Chief.

Because a man that hasn't showered since the '70s

Because here you are and... your friend is dead.

Because it leaves us, myself and Agent Budge,

Because Pearl could still be alive downstairs,

Because this is the first that I've...

Because, sir, first of all, we got this photo

Because, you know, am I or am I not doing all the...

Before getting into Lester's hand.

Before that Aberdeen.

Believe me, I mean to.

Believe me, I've seen it all.

Ben Schmidt says you put down a guy with an assault rifle.

Bend.

Bernadette, I heard, so... girl.

Better be some guy, Stavros.

Better get right with the Lord.

Big fish. You have to strike while the iron's hot.

Big thoughts about the nature of things and...

Bill Blass. Check this out.

Bill may have made the arrest, but we both know who did the real work.

Bill Oswalt. I'm the chief here.

Bill Oswalt's the Chief over at Bemidji.

Bill thinks 'cause of Chaz's temper...

Bill, if you think that makes me guilty of something, then...

BILL: Lester?

BILL: Okay, I'm here.

Bill? Yeah. No. He's in the Twin Cities for...

Bill... Yeah. And I know...

Bill's on his way to St. Paul now for a... What do you call it?

Bishop and Main.

Blackman. (CHUCKLES) Yeah.

Blood and locusts...

Blood and locusts... flies and boils.

BO MUNK: Jeez, Lester. Oh, hey.

Bodies?

Boss, he's just a damn plumber. Let him go!

Bottom line, I can't make her go to another funeral, you know?

Bottom line, they don't think...

BOY: Yeah.

Breach!

Bring 'em that check they've been waiting for...

Broke the poor guy's nose, she said.

Buddy of mine says they swear by this stuff in Finland.

Buddy?

Buddy?

BUDGE: It's an answer.

BUDGE: Maybe we should get in the car and then back up a few feet

BUDGE: Multiple gunshots. The shooter's still inside the building

BUDGE: What man?

Burt, did I ever tell you about the time

BURT: You're a riot.

Busy morning, huh?

But a cemetery with no bodies,

But also...

But anyway, you didn't answer my question there.

But at the same time a wanted fugitive has been spotted in town.

But Chaz, you know, he's...

But don't question the universe, that's my motto.

But he moved to Anchorage in '03.

But he's soldiering through.

But heck if I know any other way to think about it.

But hey, so have I.

But his boat can only carry one of them at a time.

But I am afraid. I told her I have a family waiting...

But I am very hungry, four days I no eat.

But I can't release the car to you till they release it to me.

But I don't see why not. Hold on, I'll grab the keys.

But I don't want this impacting everyday doings,

But I just...

But I make everyone put their name in the ledger.

But I think it was because the Romans were raised by wolves.

But I think that you need to ask yourself...

But I wanted to look up my old pal, Lester Nygaard.

But I was afraid, like you said.

But I... I was in shock.

But I'd like your permission

But I'm gonna get it, right?

But I'm sure it was in his head.

But if it's true, if Sam did miss some payments,

But it's just not meant to be.

But it's not enough.

But leave out the part...

But looks like local PD has it under control.

But Molly's got a picture. It's in the file.

But more importantly, are you and Louise still gonna make it on Sunday?

But Mr. Bill is hugging me and crying.

But no calls...

But not just my liver.

But not me.

But not this guy.

But nothing like this, ever.

But otherwise... Who's working that now?

But she was adamant.

But she was always...

But some days, sometimes, you get forces you can't control.

But still, you can't Not with the current climate.

But that's life, right? Sure.

But the dog had other ideas.

But the man cannot live...

But the name is in the bag and the number.

But the train's already started pulling out of the station, right?

But the weather service is trackin' a big storm.

But then the fox would eat the rabbit.

But then there's this mess.

But there he was. I mean, just, you know,

But they're still gonna stick around for a while,

But this man, he does not come back.

But to sleep with your own brother? I know.

But unfortunately, I've never met this man before in my life.

But who could complain?

But with all that's happened,

But wouldn't you know it? They're closed.

But you can see why I think this is your guy.

But you can't be too careful.

But you can't give away your whole body, piece by piece.

But you gotta understand...

But you have to...

But you've got a precinct full of cops.

But, yeah, no, I'm... Glad it's behind us.

But, you know, after he told me

But, you know, some good police work, and we caught the guy, so...

But... I'll...

But... it's him.

But... ooh, partner, that's a heart stopper.

But... What happens when you bring the fox over

But... when I applied, they were on a hiring freeze.

Butt first. Watch your head.

Buzz Aldrin was afraid of spiders and he went into space.

Buzz Mead

Bye.

Bye. Bye, kids.

Call 911.

Call her a night.

Call Hoenecker with State, see if we can get some more plows,

Call in the cavalry and set a trap.

Call it in.

Call you up late at night and you can listen to me shit on people.

Called seven times, according to the file.

Calling it all kinds of names.

Came by the station looking for you.

Can I get, like, a phone call? And a...

Can I only row them across in one direction?

Can I sit?

Can I talk to him?

Can it wait? I just ate an omelet... Waiting for it to digest.

Can just have the pair.

Can we have some more sparkling water? Thanks.

Can you come over?

Can you imagine the number of sewer mouths I put my hands in?

Can you monitor police activity on it?

Can you talk? Speak, I mean.

Can you tell me what this is about, or is that classified?

Can you... Will you do that for me?

Can...

Can't complain. Takes me out by the lake. It's a nice drive.

Can't have Ida going into labor under a snowbound scenario.

Can't have you touching the body, sir.

Can't say I much liked his demeanor.

Can't you hear? It's driving me crazy.

Cancelling backup.

Capers. You liked it last time.

Car 39, this is dispatch. Come in.

Car 39, you need to follow up on a report,

Car four, come back.

CARLYLE: Nineteen hundred units shipped by rail at a cost of $600 per

Carolina Murphy had his tongue

Cease fire, damn it!

Celebrating.

Center mass.

Changed your flight at the last minute

Chaz, I swear to God... I did not do this... anything.

Chaz, I swear to you, this is all just a...

Chaz, it's... it's Lester.

Chaz, what have you done? I'm coming! I'm on my way!

CHAZ: And me? GORDO: Dad.

CHAZ: For Pearl, the Chief... even Sam Hess.

CHAZ: It's breakfast, mister, family time.

CHAZ: It's good waffles, hon.

CHAZ: Now...

CHAZ: Yeah, put your comic away, huh?

CHAZ: Your mom needs help after school.

Chaz?

Chaz? Well, good riddance. Don't care what that man gets.

Chaz.

Chaz... buddy, come on.

Chaz... the whole time.

Check for, uh, Lorne Malvo. Could you check...

Check for, uh, Lorne Malvo. Could you check...

Check your wallets, ladies and gentlemen.

Cheers. Cheers.

Chief, are you busy?

Chief, for Pete's sake, I've got evidence

Chief, they got him.

Chief?

Chief? Is that a yes on the baby plow?

Chief? So you see?

Children play in the streets, my children.

Children?

Chin up, Chief.

Chinese used plastic screws. Bet she bucked like a bronco.

Church fundraiser...

Cindy said Bill's on his way back. What happened?

Claimant is super PO'd. Over.

Closer than anybody else.

Coffee run. Who's this then?

Coffee?

Colonel Sanders?

Come back and kill the neighbor and his family.

Come in.

Come in. Over.

Come on in. Thanks.

Come on now.

Come on, I told you. I didn't see nothing.

Come on, now. That's not fair.

Come on, you're afraid of spiders.

Come on! Come on! Stop!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on... Bill's got a job to do.

Coming in with a 313.

Computers at the precinct... have it on the back.

Condos.

Congratulations on your award. Thank you.

Convenient at first.

COP: Is that what you're looking for then?

Cops can't figure out who did it,

Coroner's saying a single shot from close up.

Could be a gift for a lady.

Could be extra marital... on the wife's side.

Could be our backup.

Could be, could be George W. Bush.

Could be.

Couldn't be bothered to apply the brakes.

Couldn't reach you on the radio.

Curly hair... looks like she draws her eyebrows on with a Sharpie?

Customs seal on. (MEN LAUGHING)

Cut away the necrotic tissue, and filled him full of IV antibiotics.

Cut out by an Indian back in the '80s.

Cut the shit.

Dad here, come back.

Dad wants to know about the game Sunday.

Dad, I gotta go.

Dad, my flowers. Oh, yeah.

Dad, what's happening?

Dad!

Dad.

Dad... who's watching the restaurant?

Darling, is this guy bothering you or what?

Dave, anybody in the offices yet?

Dave, are we telling people about the bugs?

Day 156, just logging the comings and goings.

Dead dog, foul play suspected.

Dead end, heading back.

Dead.

Dead.

Debts, screaming phone calls, bill collectors at the door.

Deputy Grimly... Forgiveness,

Deputy Grimly"

Deputy over at my office.

Deputy pulled him in an hour ago.

Deputy Solverson again, Bemidji police.

Deputy Solverson.

Deputy Solverson.

Deputy Solverson. Solverson. What does he say?

DESK CLERK: Molly, call on two.

Desk duty, two weeks.

Did he remember the red sauce?

Did he?

Did I do something?

Did it come?

Did Lester tell you where to find him?

Did we get him? Who?

Did you call it in?

Did you come here looking for Malvo?

Did you go by his shop? Oh, first thing.

Did you know the human eye can see

Did you know... Chaz bought a time share in a boat?

Did you make the drop?

Did you mean to lock me in here?

Did you pay Lorne Malvo to kill Sam Hess?

Did you put them on me?

Did you say you got kidnapped?

Did you see any signs of tampering?

Did you tell her that?

Did you tell these boys where to find me?

Didn't like his mail?

Didn't she?

Didn't you hear? It was his brother...

Direct approach.

Disappeared how?

DISPATCH ON RADIO: 620, be aware. Possible 313 in progress,

DISPATCH ON RADIO: All units, shots fired. Beacon near Bundy. I repeat, shots fired.

Divide and conquer on three. Over.

Dmitri?

Do I look like I want a pink police scanner?

Do I sound like your mom? Uh...

Do they have 'em? Yes or no.

Do you have a closet that locks? Yeah.

Do you have any new information?

Do you know the conditions of a modern fast food restaurant?

Do you know what happened to the fella I shot?

Do you remember me from before?

Do you say everything that comes to your head?

Do you think that this is connected to Las Vegas?

Do you think you could run in?

Do you think... Can I just... Say goodbye?

Do you understand what I'm saying?"

Do you understand?

Do you understand? Evidence has been planted...

Do you want me to stay the night? I could sleep in the chair.

Doc says take a few days, rest up.

Does it... does it fit into a suitcase or, like, a sack or something?

Does your mom know why you're at the pet store right now?

Doesn't matter.

DON: (DISGUISED VOICE) We demand one million in unmarked bills.

DON: (IN DEEP VOICE) "Once upon a time, there was a little boy.

DON: Good evening, ladies. Good...

Don't be a nudnik.

Don't care extra marital. Don't care not related.

Don't go out there. You personally, don't go looking for...

Don't got the stomach for it.

Don't lie to me!

Don't much like this fella threatening people.

Don't take two of these and think you're gonna nap.

Don't talk.

Don't you "Mrs. Hess" me.

Don't you forget.

Don't you think?

Don't, okay? I gotta ask you not to...

Don't.

Doubt it.

Driver's license says Frank Peterson and an address up in Baudette.

Drop it.

Drove a red BMW, you said?

Drove a red BMW.

Drugs?

Eh. I'll roll the dice.

Eighteen cubic tons metric at $110 an ounce...

Encircle the town, in other words. Uh, there's... Yeah?

Ended up moving to a different neighborhood.

Especially not of a private nature.

Even got the long antenna on the back.

Eventually, you just swallow your tongue

Every day I steal food, but... lam ashamed.

Everybody up there knows me.

Everything I am...

Everything okay?

Everything okay?

Except animals only kill for food.

Except I'm back now

Except no one's taking files. They just bring more.

Except Terry doesn't know which end of the mop to use

Except we both know in two days,

Excuse me.

Excuse me. All right.

Excuse us, miss.

Fargo!

Fargo!

FBI, step out of the car!

FBI! We're FBI! MAN: Back! Get back!

Fella driving Lester's stolen car.

Fella paid cash, I think.

Fella upstairs, tried to murder me with a bazooka.

FEMALE CLERK: Sir...

FEMALE DISPATCH: Car 39, this is dispatch. Come in.

FEMALE ELECTRONIC VOICE: Please take your ticket.

FEMALE OFFICER: A 172. Tenth and Market to code four. Can I get a case number?

FEMALE OFFICER: A 172. Tenth and Market to code four. Can I get a case number?

Female. A woman.

File room.

Find the proof.

First there's the inability to concentrate

First...

Five days for me.

Five dollars. It was all I had.

Florence Nightgarden won the entire pot... if I'm not mistaken.

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Footsteps on the stairs, a woman moaning.