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Bald man with glasses on the phone, embodying a classic Terry Tibbs character with a humorous expression.

Terry Tibbs Soundboard

Terry Tibbs is a car salesman who calls various sellers about items on offer, and drives a hard bargain. He is a caricature of Cockney Geezers, and an ageing Spiv. He begins his phone calls with a description of the item in question, and then uses his catchphrase "talk to me" e.g. "Italian Fireplaces, talk to me". He never actually makes a deal, as he often ends his phone calls with a low offer and "Thank you and goodnight – much love", although sometimes he makes an extremely high offer, confusing the person he is talking to. Facejacker / Phonejacker.

As about bring it back to my give you wash give you six database son junior why you want to think about it
Beautiful
Call me Terry, Terry Tibbs
Do you like omelettes?
Half at wooden ladders in my family for forty two years
Hello
I got back on the by you or the seller
I looked down and she's got power poles I couldn't fucking believe
I'll tell you what your fucking mapping and i'm not talking about mickey mouse
I'm not even at tit man i'm over an ass kind of guy
I'm not joking
Is going out there domain talk to the russians
Italian fireplace talk to me
Let me tickle you
Listen I got a guy is in siberia
Salma
Seduce me
Talk to me
Thank you goodnight much love
Why do you come down to the carla wanna address is my foot in your ass PR box up your ass
Why the fuck is that
Yes
You don't just jump into plywood sorry trips
You're fucking joking me
You're not just jump into bed with sally tips