Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987) Soundboard Edit

A lot of things, but I'm not a thief. You went into my stuff last night, right?

About her charm may.

Account credit cards for the rooms. Yeah well, I'll have to charge you for a double, but with the discount will come out even well there you go.

Again, are you alright?

Again, I'm sorry if I caused any trouble. Oh no, you didn't cause any trouble. You got me home.

Agreement threw it away.

Ah, lovely.

Ah.

Air traffic backed up anyway you slice it, the odds are we're going to be having our Turkey roll right here. If we wait for the flight.

Airline, everything is booked solid, but they said I have a good chance of getting on standby.

All right, all right.

All right, come on. Let's go. Let's go.

All right!

All right.

Alright 75.

Alright alright.

Alright, I'll pay Cash Cash.

Alright, just a business my Cam out.

Am I ever gonna wake up?

Amazon movies, I'm done bro.

American Light and Fixture, director of sales,

An idea, terrific sales.

An interesting that's the understatement of the year.

And by the way, you know when you're when you're telling these little stories. Here's a good idea. Have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener.

And I don't care for the accusation. Well I had over $700.00 in here and you went into my wallet for pizza.

And I just you stole it.

And I just..

And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway

And I'd pretty like to finish this article.

And if they told you Wolverines would make good house pets which believe him not.

And it's non stop. I tell you I was going to get you home. I don't care just.

And you are.

Any but she's strong.

Anyone who pay $50.00 for a cab certainly pay 75.

Anything with those alright? Or do you know of any other motive?

Anything you know what? That's a, that's a I know what you mean, shy.

App, I've never sold anything in my life.

Are we there yet? No way to go yet.

Are you alright?

Are you going to the airport? What's the point of busting my ass catch? 6:00 o'clock flight went away to go out with me on the 8 you're never going to.

Are you mad at me?

Are you trying to start a fight?

As he tells you that he loves you, why didn't give me no keys because you get Indian Burns. There are no keys.

Beats a movie on a plane, huh?

Because why? Because when we stop the gas up, I put the car back in your wallet.

Been with Dell Griffith. I can take anything.

Beer no, thanks, just a hot.

Better get the tax I get on a plane. I'm home but you pick him up for me.

Big smile on my face. They say how can you stand it? And I'd say 'cause I've been with Del Griffith.

Bill, I need your address. I gotta send you the money to pay you back for this ticket ticket to give.

Boy

Boy, you are one lucky guy Neil.

Boy, you know God damn well what?

But after all is said and done, you, you did get me home and I really appreciate next.

But hey.

But I guess that's not gonna happen now anyway.

But I'll be damned if I haven't forgotten yours.

But I'm a little wiser too so.

By the time the airline cancels this flight,

Cab ride home with Great Cab ride office you know.

Call Mrs page.

Call wife.

Camp, let me make it up to you somehow. Please how about a nice hot dog and a beer?

Can you get a refund on the difference? I don't want a refund. I want a seat in first class where I was booked and ticketed over a month ago.

Can't do that please. Most I've been wearing the same underwear since Tuesday.

Can't reach my feet. Get my shoes off that's just fine. Leave your shoes on.

Can't what?

Car seat it's impossible. 20 minutes impossible you wanted.

Cathy Doll, I expect to have a little string on your chest. You know that I pull out enough to snap back so I wouldn't pull it out and snap it back. You would.

Certainly pay 75. Not necessarily.

Check out.

Chicago, John you will never make this city.

China.

Class alright God, I hope there is a next time I know what you mean.

Close. I'm an attorney.

Codine Mariya rested.

Combo or what? No, probably not.

Corona grateful Jackass. Well, go ahead sleep in a lobby, see if I care.

Cortana.

Country.

Curing cancer, where are you going to the airport? What's the point of bus?

Curtain fell yeah yeah. Del Griffith.

Daddy

Del Griffith

Del Griffith how are you?

Dial why did you kiss my ear?

Did kill us alright? Come on, let's go let's go.

Did your friend ever been around here? So I just figured I'd like to look around.

Diner's club card wound up in my wallet,

Dirt.

Do cranberry you know I can't cook?

Do you ever watch Sixty Minutes?

Do you have any idea how glad I am I didn't kill you?

Do you still honor those discount credit cards for the rooms?

Do you think so?

Does white mega Don CrossFit remind?

Don't let me stand in your way. Please, don't let me stand in your way.

Done.

Eating too much time away from home. I've been home in years.

Elder, thank you.

Empty what?

Enough not to bring them through, and it's right here.

Especially since we've got a melted speedometer.

Evening guys.

Excuse me

Excuse me.

Fabulous. Isn't that nice?

Father not much white.

Find the wrong way.

First class ticket. You have a coach seat assignment.

First, delay me. Then you bump me. I can't wait to see what happens next.

Flintstones meet The Flintstones, probably from the Thomas Bedrock Berapit. Right outta here.

For drink in the bar car, I'm going to get some sleep.

For every word.

For Hwy travel, yes I do. Yes, I really do. I believe that it.

Forget it, I can't forget it.

Free and it's non stop.

Fresh look at the layout in cosmetics not curing cancer.

Gee, I hope not.

Get it out of here!

Get your car out of here!

Getting there, did you call the airline?

Give it back. I can't why not because because why because?

Give me the glove.

Go ahead, sleep in a lobby, see if I care. I hope you wake up so stiff you can't even move.

Goddamn it!

Going home for Thanksgiving.

Going in the wrong direction.

Going on so, Joker wants the race.

Gram and Grampa again account we're going to be here tomorrow, honey, my.

Great meeting it really has.

Griffith call my mother-in-law tank I. My mother joy well. My dad mark legacies.

Guy I met on the plane you shared a motel room with a stranger. Are you crazy?

Have a good holiday ice in Chicago, John?

Have a good push now alright alright?

He says we're going the wrong way. Oh, he's drunk. How would he know where we're going? Yeah, how would he know?

Hello hi where are you?

Hello, Mrs. Page

Hello, who is it?

Help you yes.

Her charm may Nope.

Her first baby come out sideways. She didn't scream or enough.

Here OK or how about over there here?

Here OK or how about over there? Here there anywhere spy.

Here we go reverse.

Hey hey hey.

Hey hey Neil, wait up.

Hey man, remember what I said about going with the flow, how my supposed to?

Hey, next time, let's go first class, all right?

Hi where are you? I'm in Wichita, Wichita, KS.

Hi, I was wondering if you had any rooms available for tonight?

Hi.

Hi.

Holy shit, that guy on the wrong side of the highway. He's going to kill somebody.

Hope you get home soon. Yeah sure you want.

Horse now look for Christ sake.

How about $17.00?

How are you? I'm in Wichita. You still?

How are you? This is Neil Page from Chicago.

How else can we get home? Thanks.

How fast are you going speedometers milk?

How fast you were going. Funny enough, I was just talking my friend about.

How the hell are you? Well, I'm still 1,000,000 bucks shy of being a millionaire.

How?

I am without a doubt pain in the butt that ever came down the Pike.

I ambushed goodnight goodnight.

I can tell it's parameters milk alone.

I can't do that.

I can't let you go ahead and this vehicle can't. What no it's not fit for the road.

I can't wait to see what happens next?

I couldn't discuss it with the ticket agent, because I didn't know he put me in coach.

I don't need him, I get in the elevator. I get the tax I get on a plane. I'm home.

I don't want to argue, all right? Let's not fight.

I don't want to argue, alright, let's not fight alright.

I don't, I don't. I don't own the place.

I gave this gal be on the counter instead of shower curtain rings.

I get that paid for everything else. Why break precedent?

I got a car no sweat at all.

I got a slight problem here. I don't have the 4250.

I got an idea. I know the manager pretty well. I sold him some rain for curtains.

I got to get comfortable.

I guess you're all fixed, so thank you.

I have a first class ticket

I have diners Visa and they gasoline card.

I have discussed with the ticketing could discuss it with ticket agent because I didn't know he put me in Coach. I'm sorry.

I haven't been home in years.

I hope you're enjoying your evening with us.

I I could tolerate any any insurance seminar for days I could sit there and listen to them go on and on with a big smile on my face.

I I don't have a home.

I knew I knew you. Yeah.

I know the manager pretty well. I sold him some rings for his curtains.

I know this is your cab, but I'm desperately late for a plane and I was wondering if I could appeal to your good nature and asking to let me have I.

I know what you mean. I really do.

I need a ride back!

I never did introduce myself Del Griffith Amera.

I really do. I believe that it. I know it's not pretty to look at, but it'll get you where you want to go.

I sell shower curtain rings best in the world.

I sold them all their shower curtain rings.

I think I'm just going to take care of this, and I think I'm going to get going.

I thought I put it there.

I thought I put it there. Why would I put it there? Kindness?

I'd like you to meet Del Griffith. He's got some amusing anecdotes for you, or there's a gun so you can blow your brains out. You'll thank me for it.

I'll see you in Chicago, John.

I'm allergic to sponge that allergy to it. Maybe season all night with that thing.

I'm an easy target.

I'm an intruder. Yes, you're an intruder. I was having a perfectly nice trip until you walked into my life.

I'm going to get some sleep.

I'm going to have to say goodnight

I'm going to have to say goodnight so.

I'm kind of picky about what I eat.

I'm not going to be happy as Bigfoot.

I'm saying you are stuck in Wichita.

I'm stuck at bearable.

I'm to drive you to Wichita to catch a train?

I'm to drive you to Wichita to catch train. Yeah we.

I've been spending too much time away from home.

I've been spending too much time away from home.

I've been thinking that when we put our heads together,

I've never seen a guy get picked up by his testicles before.

I've no, I don't. Why did you do this?

If he goes the back roads, it could be anywhere up to 70 miles.

In already well, I guess you're all fixed.

In the glove.

Interesting, you're a miracle your store.

Is there smoke? Did you say you smell smoke?

Isn't it nice? Look, I don't want to be rude, but I'm not much of a conversationalist and I'd really like to finish this article. Friend of mine wrote it, so let me see.

It didn't have to. Together you've got to be kidding me.

It sorry.

It wasn't broken when I got out, messed around with it to you, broke it. How can you break?

It's a white Lincoln town car, space V 5.

It's been a long day, just just didn't occur to me.

It's daddy flight delay. What do you think?

It's getting pretty hot in here. You ought to take you park off, yes.

It's like going on a date with a chatty Cathy doll.

Just a minute, okay?

Kidding me, oh, I knew it. You know I the secretary was new and I explained it.

Kind of picky about what I eat. Some coffee, no milk, no soda, no some tea, no lifesavers. No Slurpee Sir.

Kindness, you stole it. He stole it.

Kindness?

Kindness?

Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please?

Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball handling in one night as you do in an angle. Where are you trying to?

Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball handling in one night as you do in an hour.

Leave it be get.

Leave it, it wasn't broken when I got out master.

Leave it, it's been a hell of a trip, sure, but.

Leave us.

Let go! Let go!

Let's go, let's go put your window down.

Let's not fight. Alright alright I'm gonna go to sleep.

Like your friend of mine.

Lois St Louis shot down tighter than Tom Thumbs ass looking.

Look, I'm not going to be held responsible for faulty engineering.

Lunar.

Mail

Marie's been dead for eight years.

Me, my wife likes me, my customers like me 'cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

Me, too. I am bushed.

Minecraft and Rocket abit alright.

My 9 that's you.

My big mouth

My wife to the wives to the wives.

Name one name fine then.

Neal Page.

Neal Page. Pleased to meet you, Neal Page.

Near he knew I knew you.

No mom is going to do the Turkey.

No no no no no no yes yes. Taking their money take the money.

No one was home.

No Skype.

No, and you have a happy Thanksgiving. Hey, you know it.

No, for more on.

No, it's a figure of speech, you know.

No!

Not much.

Not much. Why did he take the Interstate?

Not very tolerant person. Look, you been under my skin since New York starting with.

Not yet, but I'm getting there.

Now take your seat or you had about enough of me.

Now, are you going to help me

Number two, you broke it. How can you break a car seat? It's impossible. 20 minutes.

Oh damn it. I left my gloves and Brian's office.

Oh God, right?

Oh God.

Oh great, great cop watching.

Oh no, don't say that about yourself. That's not true, Neil. It really isn't true.

Oh oh, that feels good. And I'm telling you my dogs are barking today.

Oh we we almost hit a deer, that's all.

Oh yeah, you scared the bejeezus out of me.

Oh, gee... I'm sorry.

Oh, he's drunk.

Oh, I'm laughing already.

Oh, no, you didn't cause me trouble. You got me home

Oh, that feels good.

Oh, that was good.

Oh, that's you, Mom, that's that's that's real human.

OK, give my love to the family. Well yeah.

OK, I won't stay long. I think maybe I'll just come and say hi and then I'll be on my way. Alright, just come.

OK, I'm done. OK, I've gotta get going now. So if you'll excuse me, I got things to do.

OK, up and down up and down. Here we go ready yeah here we go.

Okay, Del.

On now, what's the address Dell? It's a gift. Happy Holidays.

Once again, my dear, you were as right as rain.

One good thing about it,

One was home, probably my daughters Thanksgiving pageant.

Only a couple good positions. You're going to break it.

Open Cash Cash 4250.

Or are you going to stand there like a slab of meat with mittens.

Outside Mirror Now we lost that you have no function engages no, not a one. However the radio still works here.

Over a month ago look I have had just about enough of you. Now take your seat.

Over top of the morning, officer.

Page Neil Gust Mooney, Brad dimension Nick. Nice to meet you.

Penalty again, well, I'll see you on the train you wanna get.

People train runs out of Stub…Stubbville

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Plastic you carry gotta pee scent of gasoline card. Well I've got an email.

Play all passengers with further information. Please contact ticket agent when I.

Plus interest, but you didn't give me your address. Was I supposed to? Do you just ditched me?

Power, forget it.

Probably drunk, glad what you're going the wrong way.

Probably not me. I'm going back to Jamaica, Jamaica, man. Good to Jamaica, has some rum man dig it IRI IRI man.

Puddle of beer. You want to switch.

Put your window down!

Really, honey, I'd like you to meet Del Griffith he's got.

Receipt, I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me and.

Right? Yes, I'm fine. Yes, I'm fine.

Ripping off my cab God, you're a tight ass.

Robbery ring alright. It's a very special.

Run, I really don't think that's any of your concern.

San Diego

Screw you just spilled beer all over the bed. You smoke you, you mess up the bathroom. Who let you?

Secretary was new and I explained it. Oh, I'm sorry.

Set alarm, good luck to you and hope you get home soon.

Set it down for a second.

She didn't scream or nothing.

She is not enjoying it. You know everything is not an anecdote. You have to discriminate. You choose things that are that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting.

She just where I want it. I can't reach my feet in my shoes off.

Shit.

Shouldn't be any later than 10.

Skin since New York, starting with ripping off my cab God.

Slap in the head. What is that supposed to mean?

Slovakian ivory that's it's. It's $5 great. This is.

So long.

So long.

So we can go out with me on the 8. You're never going to get a cab at this hour. I told Susan that be.

So what do you do for living Neal Page?

So what do you do here?

Solid hours of staring at the material to decide to reconvene after the Holidays for fresh look at the layout.

Sorry.

Stop just a minute.

Storm brought us here. I know all about it. I must have.

Sure, yeah. Anyway, it's been interesting.

Take care of everything else so I got that all covered Gus sons going to pick us up.

Tater chips

Taxi!

Tell what are you doing here?

Terrific

Than you would a hotel room.

Thank you they are filled with helium so they're very light.

Thank you this is an autographed Darryl Strawberry earring.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks I mean share.

Thanks this is Czechoslovakia and ivory.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That feels better.

That would be Charles looking.

That'll be fine, just fine.

That'll be just fine.

That's my cab!

That's not going to happen.

That's why I carry my own pillow is hyper allergenic.

The credit cards, right? So we charge our way home, what kind?

The five by fine.

The goodness of my dumb old heart boy, you're in a grateful Jackass.

The year, thanks for the ticket.

There's nothing on the interstate, but interstate.

These are very special earrings, by the way.

These aren't credit cards.

These were originally handcrafted

They didn't have to together you gotta be.

They're gonna be here tomorrow, honey.

This is a Gen. Would you give me that?

This is Czechoslovakian ivory.

This is Neal Page from Chicago Hyde lead me to vote.

This is your Diane Sawyer autographed earring.

To book a room yet.

To hear something like I don't want the money, OK?

To help him up, no my pleasure.

To take you park off, yes, yes I will.

Too much time away from home. I'm home appears. Here's.

Top of the morning officer I.

Traffic is resuming at O'Hare Field in. Flights will be moving out of there very shortly.

Train yeah I sold them all their shower curtain rings. He owes me a favor.

Travel, you know? Yeah yeah sure does. And if you got.

Trouble on the Homefront?

True, it's right here. What do I do that bothers you? Name 1.

Two solid hours of staring at material

Understanding your way. The last thing I want to be remembered as is and annoying blabbermouth.

V 5.

V 5.

Want to buy a gift for someone? What have you got?

Want to try the airlines a lot faster? You get a free meal.

Was some shower curtain rings that didn't fall down

Watch it!

We were robbed.

We were robbed. Do you think so?

We've got it. It's very heavy. She don't mind he's short and skinny, but she's strong.

We've really gotten nowhere, you know, I think I'm holding you up.

Well, at least we're still sitting on over 100 beans from my brilliant idea.

Well, I'll tell ya as much trouble as I've had on this little journey. I'm sure one day I'm going to look back and laugh.

Well, you got me home and a little late couple days.

Well.

What are you doing power?

What but?

What can I do to get hooked up with this guy?

What do you mean it's impossible?

What if it was one of your friends huh? Shoe was on the other foot go barefoot.

What is unique Latin for asshole?

What is your problem?

What kind of plastic do you carry?

What we're dealing with here is a small time crook.

What, seriously?

What's happening?

What's the flight situation? Simple, there's no way on Earth were going to get out of here tonight.

When my grandma and Grandpa and Grandma and grandpa.com.

When you take a picture to last longer.

Where are you holding my hand?

Where since Tuesday, I can vouch for that.

Where the hell is the motel?

Where's your other hand between two pillows? Those aren't pillows.

Which they will sooner or later,

Who doesn't know when to keep his big trap shut.

Who is it Daddy?

Who's got a song?

Why did Tom Thumb's ass look? It's Thanksgiving?

Why do I feel like I'm at summer camp?

Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer.

Why what?

Why would I put it there?

With all this fresh air, we're going to sleep like babies.

With fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there.

Within 10 I'll wait up for you.

Would you like a room?

Yeah yeah yeah sure great. Alright rabbit into this thing will ya? Thanks so thanks a lot.

Yeah yeah yeah, sure great.

Yeah, I thought it be a lot worse than this. They will be able to put this out no problem. Oh yeah.

Yeah, watch watch.

Yeah, you're right. I talked too much. I also listen to much.

Yeah.

Yes, I did kill somebody.

Yes, I do.

Yes, I'm fine. Yes, I'm fine.

Yes, may I help you can start by wiping that fucking dumb ass. Smile off your Rosie fucking cheeks.

You are last room in the complex.

You are Neal page, no page, please. Dimensional page.

You could pass for 18 or 19.

You crazy not yet, but I'm getting there.

You ever traveled by bus before he? Your mood is probably not going to improve much.

You fidget with your nuts a lot.

You get your own room in the major credit card, alright?

You got no outside mirror.

You had about enough of me first, delay me, then you bump me.

You had Amaretto Amaretto and this is again.

You have $17.00 in a good watch.

You have any idea how fast you were going?

You just go with the flow.

You know I had a feeling that when we parted ways somehow, someday our paths will cross again.

You know something. It makes you look a little older too. I mean, not just a little bit. You could pass for 18 or 19.

You know what they'd say? They'd say:

You know you could have killed me, slugging me in the gut when I wasn't ready. That's how Houdini died, you know?

You know you're in St. Louis?

You know, nothing grinds my gears worse than some chowder head. It doesn't want to keep a big trap shut.

You know, the secretary was new, and I explained it.

You know, you could've killed me, slugging me in the gut when I wasn't ready.

You know, you'd know better than us.

You love her, don't you?

You love her, don't you?

You messed around with it till you broke it

You messed up. I'm sorry those those are the precious moments too. They don't come back again.

You missed it.

You play with your balls a lot.

You said you were going home. What are you doing here?

You smoke,

You stole it, not exactly.

You stole it!

You the shower curtain fella?

You want to hurt me?

You want to take a shower? No, no, I meant if you want to go first.

You're a miracle.

You're a miracle. Your stories have none of that. They're not even amusing accidentally.

You're a terrific salesman.

You're going in the wrong direction!

You're nuts alot, you know it makes me happy. Have a couple balls in an extra set of fingers.

You're the guy who tried to get my cab.

You've been to Italy?

Your attention please. Your attention please.

Your mouth a rest by pleasure, like a little sign.

Your shoes on. I can't relax. If I got my shoes on.

Your wife, I'll remember that.

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2.

3.

45 though, depending on which way it goes. If he calls the back roads, that could be anywhere up to 70 miles.

I got one... You got one? Neal Page has got one.

I'd like a little silence when I drive. No problem.

Nope. Oh, I know.

Some tea? No.

You stole it! Not exactly.

# Blue moon of Kentucky keep on shining #

$3 Smith what is the temperature is 1?

$20.00 for it, let's say 50.