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American girls
American girls
Anerxrexic aliens
Anerxrexic aliens
Argh argh
Argh argh
Argh argh ba argh
Argh argh ba argh
Argh ha ha ha
Argh ha ha ha
Arghhhhh
Arghhhhh
Awlful
Awlful
Baaa
Baaa
Bastard
Bastard
Be a little more grateful
Be a little more grateful
Bear claw in my ass
Bear claw in my ass
Big piece of groatchy pie
Big piece of groatchy pie
Bitch 1
Bitch 1
Bitch 2
Bitch 2
Calm down
Calm down
Can someone tell him to back off
Can someone tell him to back off
Clean that up bitch
Clean that up bitch
Crying
Crying
Dammit I don't care
Dammit I don't care
Damn
Damn
Dating a pool guy
Dating a pool guy
Did you see where they went
Did you see where they went
Didn't order rude service
Didn't order rude service
Dimmer switches
Dimmer switches
Do you know what you've done
Do you know what you've done
Don't be starting
Don't be starting
Don't cry
Don't cry
Don't you know I like you
Don't you know I like you
Dumbass
Dumbass
Every 6 years
Every 6 years
Fat ass carpet bagger
Fat ass carpet bagger
Giant load of crap
Giant load of crap
Go to hell
Go to hell
Godsontik
Godsontik
Goodnight
Goodnight
Hello 1
Hello 1
Hello 2
Hello 2
Hello 3
Hello 3
Herrrrrr
Herrrrrr
Hey dumbass
Hey dumbass
Hey i'm roger nice to meet ya
Hey i'm roger nice to meet ya
Hi can you please help me
Hi can you please help me
Hibernation cycle
Hibernation cycle
Honey i'm home
Honey i'm home
How dare you
How dare you
How else can I get you to listen
How else can I get you to listen
I am beutiful
I am beutiful
I am not a loser
I am not a loser
I am not ugly
I am not ugly
I can't die
I can't die
I could't help it
I could't help it
I don't deserve to die for that
I don't deserve to die for that
I got an idea
I got an idea
I gotta go
I gotta go
I hate this place
I hate this place
I thought I was your pal
I thought I was your pal
I'll come down there
I'll come down there
I'm a good listener
I'm a good listener
I'm a star
I'm a star
I'm gonna make you cry
I'm gonna make you cry
I'm not ugly
I'm not ugly
I'm praying to you
I'm praying to you
I'm so so sorry
I'm so so sorry
Is your refriderator running
Is your refriderator running
It's not my fault I don't feel well
It's not my fault I don't feel well
It's past noon you're already high
It's past noon you're already high
Jamacin me crazy
Jamacin me crazy
Let me talk to the fish
Let me talk to the fish
Lets give it a few more minutes
Lets give it a few more minutes
Look in your heart
Look in your heart
Maybe
Maybe
Mind your own buissness
Mind your own buissness
Morning everybody
Morning everybody
Morning friendly
Morning friendly
My reproductive cycle
My reproductive cycle
My species is ammune
My species is ammune
No 1
No 1
No 2
No 2
No 3
No 3
No i'm not in the mood
No i'm not in the mood
No of course not
No of course not
No you wouldn't want to hear about it
No you wouldn't want to hear about it
Noooo
Noooo
Now I never want to see you again
Now I never want to see you again
Oh
Oh
Oh come on
Oh come on
Oh god I'm out
Oh god I'm out
Oh god the guilt
Oh god the guilt
Oh i'm sorry to fabulous
Oh i'm sorry to fabulous
Oh ouch
Oh ouch
Oh that was classic
Oh that was classic
Oh what fresh hell is this
Oh what fresh hell is this
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah blame the alien
Oh yeah blame the alien
Oh yeah ok no problem
Oh yeah ok no problem
Ok 1
Ok 1
Omg 1
Omg 1
Omg everything is gravy
Omg everything is gravy
Omg how upset are you 1
Omg how upset are you 1
Omg how upset are you 2
Omg how upset are you 2
Omg I am freaking out
Omg I am freaking out
Once every 7 hours
Once every 7 hours
Ouch
Ouch
Pretty sure I asked for
Pretty sure I asked for
Really
Really
Right I should probably wait
Right I should probably wait
Roger 1
Roger 1
Roger 2
Roger 2
Roger the clumbsy alien
Roger the clumbsy alien
Saudi arabia
Saudi arabia
Seriously
Seriously
Shh shh don't speak
Shh shh don't speak
Smells like crap
Smells like crap
Soon as your dead
Soon as your dead
Sorry about that
Sorry about that
Thanks
Thanks
That is an outrage
That is an outrage
That sounded
That sounded
That's for taking my cookie
That's for taking my cookie
The black guys
The black guys
Thinking something vibrant
Thinking something vibrant
This is gonna be life changing
This is gonna be life changing
This is not us
This is not us
Tina
Tina
Treat me like a door mat why don-t ya
Treat me like a door mat why don-t ya
Tuesday
Tuesday
Was gonna do it yesterday
Was gonna do it yesterday
Water and power department
Water and power department
Well I could get my feelings hurt
Well I could get my feelings hurt
What 1
What 1
What are you doing
What are you doing
What the hell
What the hell
What the hell is this
What the hell is this
What ya doing
What ya doing
What year is it
What year is it
Where am I gonna get my fix
Where am I gonna get my fix
Whores bath
Whores bath
Woah no at ah
Woah no at ah
Wow
Wow
Yeah 1
Yeah 1
Yeah 2
Yeah 2
Yeah run
Yeah run
Yeah the boss is being a real..
Yeah the boss is being a real..
You bastard 1
You bastard 1
You bastard 2
You bastard 2
You can't do this it-s not right
You can't do this it-s not right
You disgust me
You disgust me
You don't respect me
You don't respect me
You gotta come get me
You gotta come get me
You take that back
You take that back
You're a beast a beast
You're a beast a beast
You're going to jail
You're going to jail
You're so adorable
You're so adorable