The Avengers (2012) Soundboard Edit

A lot of people were.

A world will be his

Agent Barton was sent to kill me.

AGENT ON PA: All hands to crash stations immediately.

AGENT ON PA: All hands to stations

AGENT: Stuttgart, Germany. 28 Königstrasse.

AGENT: We've been hit.

An intelligence organization that fears intelligence?

And drop a hundred feet of rock on us.

And equally sudden disappearance...

And I have to say, in all my years of reporting,

And it actually works.

And nothing we were ever trained for.

And now there's that guy.

And now, again.

And your actress buddy?

Are we off the grid?

As of right now,

Back online

BANNER: I don't think we should be focusing on Loki.

BANNER: No, no, this is much worse.

BANNER: That's his M.O., isn't it?

Barton has turned.

BARTON: Nat, what are you doing?

BARTON: Sir, Director Fury is stalling.

BARTON: Thor is taking on a squadron down on Sixth.

BARTON: Well,

BARTON: Well, I see better from a distance

Because I was playing something even riskier.

Because if we can't protect the Earth,

Because that's not going to work out for everyone.

Before they can scramble the National Guard.

Before you can make the lobby.

Big and green and buck ass nude.

Building in New York?

But clearly, it is outmatched. (PHONE VIBRATING)

But he knows he has to take us out to win, right?

But I've sent it off, I know not where.

But it works an awful lot like a HYDRA weapon.

But our ally knows its workings as they never will.

But they are part of you.

But we don't have the harness

Clint. You're going to be all right.

Coulson, initiate defensive lockdown in the detention section

COULSON: As soon as Loki took the doctor,

COULSON: She moved back to Portland.

COULSON: Stow the captain's gear.

COULSON: That's the problem, sir. We don't know.

COULSON: When he's not that thing, though, the guy's like a Stephen Hawking.

COUNCILWOMAN: Director Fury is no longer in command.

Detention, wait for cameras to go dark.

Do you copy?

Do you remember none of that?

Do you think you can hold them off?

Doctor?

Does he think

Doing time as a Capsicle.

Engine three. I'll meet you there.

For your cooperation.

From outer space, an alien

Funny things are

FURY ON RADIO: Agent Barton, report.

FURY: How bad is it?

FURY: How desperate am I?

FURY: I'm not leaving anything to anyone.

FURY: Ten bucks says you're wrong.

FURY: Trouble sleeping?

FURY: Where's Agent Barton?

Get out!

GIRL: My father's not waking up!

Has been to many a cause not only for comfort,

Hawkeye!

He could achieve heavy ion fusion at any reactor on the planet.

He hit us all right where we live. Why?

HILL: All engines operating.

Hover power check complete. Position cyclic.

How many agents did I...

I can't stay.

I could use a boost, though.

I don't see how I can.

I don't think I'm...

I got him.

I got to put her in the water!

I love you, Thor!

I should probably look into that once my decryption program

I want every living soul not working rescue

I will not order a nuclear strike

I, who was, and should be, king!

I'd like to know Why S.H.I.E.L.D.

I'll give you that one

I'm afraid my protocols are being overridden.

I'm listening.

I'm on it.

I've got no window.

If I couldn't handle pointy things

If we don't close that portal.

If you want to get up there, you're going to need a ride.

In the service of liars and killers.

Is he breathing?

Is this not your natural state?

It's a nightmare.

It's different.

It's like calisthenics

It's more than knowledge. It's truth.

JARVIS: Sir, I'm afraid he's insisting.

Keep Banner in the lab. I'm on my way.

Keep that engine down! Yes, sir.

Kneel.

Lead the people down and away from the streets.

Letting the Avengers loose on this world.

Like them?

Living in the shade of your greatness.

LOKI: I know.

LOKI: Kneel before me

LOKI: Look to your elder, people.

LOKI: Your heroes are scattered.

Lucky.

Ma'am. Hi.

My private elevator... You mean our elevator?

No offense, Doc.

Not just armor.

Nothing harmful, low levels of gamma radiation

Now !

Now, I don't know what you plan on doing here.

Of remarkable people

Of the group known as the Avengers

Oh, boy.

Oh...

Okay, turn, turn.

On the lease.

Once you accept that, in your heart,

PEGGY: You won't be alone.

PEPPER: Get in here and I Will.

PEPPER: You disconnected the transmission lines?

Please relay confirm codes.

REPORTER: The streets of New York City

ROGERS: Close it.

ROGERS: I don't like it.

ROGERS: I need a minute here!

ROGERS: I think Loki's trying to wind us up.

ROGERS: I want to know why Loki let us take him.

ROGERS: Our biggest guns couldn't touch it.

ROGERS: Stark, so help me God, if you make one more wisecrack...

ROGERS: We won.

ROGERS: You should have left it in the ocean.

ROMANOFF: Before I worked for S.H.I.E.L.D... I, uh...

ROMANOFF: Doctor?

ROMANOFF: He killed 80 people in two days.

ROMANOFF: I got a ride.

ROMANOFF: I'm in the middle of an interrogation.

ROMANOFF: Stark, we're on your three, headed northeast.

S.H.I.E.L.D.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Emergency Protocol 193.6 in effect.

SELVIG: He's right. The portal is collapsing in on itself.

Selvig?

Slight foxing around the edges, but...

Slowly, intimately,

So find a tight corner.

So, how long am I staying?

So, I put a bullet in my mouth, and the other guy spit it out.

So, that's what it does.

Sorry, computer was moving a little slow for me.

Spontaneous event

Stark, I'm here!

STARK: Apparently I'm volatile, self obsessed,

STARK: Captain.

STARK: Even if I clear the rotors,

STARK: Good to go on this end. The rest is up to you.

STARK: Jarvis, put everything we got into the thrusters.

STARK: That's the guy my dad never shut up about?

STARK: Threat! Verbal threat. I feel threatened.

Target angry, target angry!

Tell Lermentov we don't need him

That building will run itself for, what, a year?

That guy's brain is a bag full of cats.

That's something the world sorely needs.

The Avengers Initiative was shut down.

The evacuation order has been confirmed.

The idea was to bring together a group

The packet, Selvig's notes, the extraction theory papers.

Then get to the armory

There are people inside and they're going to be running

There is only

These guys come from legend. They're basically gods

These people may be isolated, unbalanced even

They're dangerous.

They're fish in a barrel down there.

They're vintage. He's very proud.

This is better.

This is not how I wanted this evening to go

This thing won't re engage without a jump.

Thor, you got to try and bottleneck that portal.

THOR: So you take the world I love as a recompense

THOR: Thank you

THOR: Well, they are repulsive.

THOR: You want me to put the hammer down?

To your precious Earth?

Unlimited power.

Waiting for you back at your apartment.

War isn't won by sentiment, Director.

We got Stark up top. He's going to need us to...

We have limited information on the team

We think so. I'll brief you on everything when you get back.

We're going to be okay. Listen to me.

We've got to go wider on the public awareness campaign.

Well,

Well, we got its attention.

What did it show you, Agent Barton?

What else you got?

What happens then?

What have I to fear?

What were you lying?

What? Did you stop for drive through?

What's your secret?

When they come,

When we get a hit,

Where's Banner? Has he shown up yet?

Who gave you ancient knowledge and new purpose

Why don't we do this the easy way

Why?

Yeah? Who's "we"?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yet you're confused about why they didn't want you around.

You can be damn well sure we'll avenge it.

You come home.

You forced our hand.

You give up this poisonous dream!

You have homework. You have a lot of homework.

You know, huge, scaly, big antlers.

You lack conviction.

You picked a hell of a place to settle.

You scramble that jet...

You talk about peace, and you kill because it's fun.

You want to know my secret, Agent Romanoff?

Your ambition is little

Your floating fortress falls from the sky.

"Earth's mightiest heroes" type thing.

(AGENTS CLAMORING)

(ALL GROANING)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(CMLIANS SCREAMING)

(COMPUTER BEEPING)

(CROWD CLAMORING)

(CROWD SCREAMS)

(GASPING)

(GROANING)

(GROANS IN PAIN)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

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(GRUNTING)

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(GRUNTS)

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(GRUNTS) (GROANS)

(GRUNTS) (GROANS)

(GRUNTS) (ROARS)

(GUNSHOT) (GROANS)

(HEAVY FOOTSTEPS THUDDING)

(HULK GROANING)

(HULK SNARLS)

(INHUMAN GROANING)

(LOCK ENGAGING) (COMPARTMENT PRESSURIZING)

(PANTING)

(PATRONS CHATTING INDISTINCTLY)

(POWERING DOWN)

(POWERING UP)

(POWERING UP)

(REPULSOR RAYS FIRING)

(ROARING)

(ROARS)

(SCIENTISTS TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREECHING)

(SIRENS WAILING)

(SNARLS)

(SNARLS)

(SOLDIERS DIRECTING CMLIANS)

(SPEAKING HINDI)

(STRAINING)

(THRUSTERS FIRING) (CROWD GASPING)

(THUNDER RUMBLING) Where's this coming from?

(YELLING)

(YELLING)

(YELLS)

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