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A Good Woman (2004) "A Good Woman" is a 2004 film directed by Mike Barker, based on the play "Lady Windermere's Fan" by Oscar

A Good Woman (2004)

"A Good Woman" is a 2004 film directed by Mike Barker, based on the play "Lady Windermere's Fan" by Oscar Wilde. Set in the 1930s, the movie tells the story of a seductive socialite, Mrs. Erlynne, played by Helen Hunt, who arrives in the glamorous Amalfi Coast. She catches the attention of numerous men, including Robert Windermere (Mark Umbers) and his young wife Meg (Scarlett Johansson). Jealousy, secret affairs, and scandalous rumors unravel in this witty and romantic period drama. For an immersive experience, you can play and download the sounds of this captivating film here.
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A bit of it has just come back to me...
A book of poems?
A brazen woman. Oh, dear.
A crocodile handbag like the one the Contessa has...
A dress?
A false degrading marriage, or your own true self, free of compromise?
A kind, caring mother, who loves and watches over her.
A lady always leaves the way she came.
A lie, every minute we've been together.
A litre of Perrier Jouet.
A little misunderstanding.
A little sincerity can be a very dangerous thing.
A man can't be happy with one woman.
A man gets the wife he deserves.
A man should never buy his wife jewellery.
A marriage takes your whole heart.
A mother could never be ashamed of a daughter who didn't fall in.
A person who'd never done her any harm.
A photograph in a locket.
A woman doesn't know her own husband.
A year? Pratically forever.
About marriage it certainly is an experience.
About us.
About, Mrs Erlynne...
Absolutely. Good health, it's important, but...
Afraid we'll be seen?
Ah, Giuseppina.
Ah, Mrs Windemere. One moment, please.
Alberto? Fabrizio?
Alessandra cares more for...
All lovey dovey, very charming.
All of which is time well spent in my book.
All paying jobs absorb...
All right.
All the women will snub her.
Am I winning?
An erotic language between men an women.
And a woman brought this.
And Americans everywhere.
And another thing, your Mrs Erlynne has no principles at all.
And degrade the mind.
And getting smaller.
And go where? You've paid my rent here for the season.
And half shut after.
And I'll feel as if we're married already.
And I'm a man in love.
And I'm not very good at it.
And it's known me as rich as a king
And it's known me in hell And in heaven as well
And Mr Windemere's visits?
And Mrs Windemere has no idea?
And neither should you.
And people without principles, even better.
And she explained everything.
And she'll have her hand in Tuppy's pocket next, if he doesn't wake up.
And show her a big fat zero. I'm Tuppy's girl.
And spoil the lines? Didn't your friend teach you about Italian fashion?
And the girl has no mother.
And the only thing I can say in my defense is...
And the room is so small...
And the women are always so fleshy!
And then, suppose I'd walked by without stopping?
And there's no other woman in my heart...
And they speak loudly.
And why is that?
And you can't imagine how comforting that is.
And you know what they say.
Ans God's adultery...
Any more could be fatal.
Anything too stupid to be said is sung.
Aragosta.
Aragosta.
Are you protecting her or your reputation?
Are you sure?
Are you trying to hurt my feelings?
Aren't you going to invite me in for a nightcap?
Barman.
Bats her eyes logingly every passing pair of trou.
Be on that plane. I'll send the cash.
Beautiful city.
Before she'll leave her husband.
Before they turn on you.
Believe me, darling, it happens to us all.
Benito was lifting all kinds of petticoats.
Better now than later, I guess.
Better than I thought.
Bigamy is having one wife too many.
Brazen with a past.
Bury a real secret and a false one pops up in its place?
But an excellent bridge partner.
But before the year was over...
But don't presume to know my heart.
But everybody thinks you were having...
But first, promise you're not going to make...
But he navigated by scent, it seems.
But if it's clear to her that he's with you...
But if this is going to work between us, you can't do that.
But in future...
But it's all I've got
But it's best to get them out of the nest...
But Robert and I married for love...
But some of us are looking at the stars.
But try and find one person who has seen it.
But you mustn't take it personally.
By Mrs Fairchild.
By my Aunt Julia. My father's sister.
Calm down. You've had too much...
Can he come back later?
Can I ask you to forgive me?
Can we go to the telegraph office?
Can you get into bed with him tonight?
Can you imagine what people would say?
Can you stay with him?
Can't, sorry.
Care to make it interesting?
Careful, it's hot.
Celibacy has no pleasures.
Charge it to Senator Kleghorn.
Close enough.
Close the door.
Close your eyes.
Come away with me.
Come here.
Come on.
Come on.
Could the entire nation be hard of hearing?
Count to a 100.
Crying is the refuge of plain women.
Cultivated leisure is man's true calling.
Darlington, does your boat really have to be so big?
Dear Robert, I thought our marriage was perfect.
Devilish women are a bother, and good ones are a bore.
Did he work on your wedding night?
Did I hear you correctly?
Do I look as old as all that?
Do you have any? That can't be purchased, I mean.
Do you know what I find worse than being talked about?
Do you know where my husband is?
Do you think he'll invite her to my party?
Do you think I'd look at her if she were ugly?
Do you think I'm stupid?
Do you think it's vulgar?
Do you think she'd look at you if you were poor?
Do you want another glass of champagne?
Don't compare yourself.
Don't make an ass of yourself.
Don't you like it?
Don't you think you've had enough?
Doors come flying open.
Dull. Yes, terribly dull.
Dumby and I are just concerned for your future.
Eating fish, literally just off the boat...
Enough of this.
Erlynne, that's right. She came into some money.
Every day you wake up and the room is smaller.
Every experience is of value and whatever you say...
Every man is born truthful and every man dies a liar.
Every saint has past, every sinner has a future.
Everybody talks about it...
Everyone knew but me.
Everyone knows how she came into the money.
Everything?
Everything's spoiled between us. I can't.
Except around birthdays.
Excuse me.
Fair's fair, exchange rates and so forth.
Family scandal is unhealthy for aspiring politicians.
Filthy habit, really.
Fine.
Follow me.
Food is the rock...
For a man who's never thought of getting married...
For centuries...
For her birthday.
For one night I thought you were in love with another woman.
For your information, I'm always in love.
Forgive me. You're American, aren't you?
Free?
Fried anchovies and clams in a bog. Delicious.
Friends will stop calling.
From Homer's Odyssey.
Girls begin by loving their mothers. But as they grow they judge us.
Go ahead.
Go with Mr Windemere. Thank you.
Gold looks right with everything. Just wear it. No one has to know.
Good evening.
Good evening. Here it is, the last party of the season.
Good for you takes the pressure off.
Good woman isn't exactly the moniker I'd choose for Mrs Erlynne.
Good.
Good. Excellent attitude. And you're beautiful.
Goodnight.
Gossip's all right, it's the moralising that's in poor taste.
Guess who I saw with Lord Darlington?
Happy Birthday.
Has Robert a cheque book in his office?
Hasn't anyone warned you against me?
Have I offended you? I meant it as a compliment.
Have you had a row?
He can't see you, mama.
He comes and goes all hours of the day.
He gave me money, that's all.
He married the wrong woman.
He never has to know.
He probably hasn't eaten.
He said her friend is a married man.
He told you to lie.
He's been faithful to you, I'll swear it on my life.
He's in love with Meg.
He's managing her investments, of course.
He's proposing to her.
He's quite convinced she's changed her spots.
He's there.
He's very conscientious and I respect him for it.
Heaps and heaps of banknotes.
Hear me out.
Hear, hear.
Her hair turned quite gold with grief.
Her husband was so short sighted, I thought.
Her uncle just died. She's come into some money.
Here it is, signora.
Here we are, in the sunshine...
His engagement to Mrs Erlynne is off.
Hope trumps experience, Dumby.
How can I seduce you if you always bring your husband?
How could he?
How dare you.
How did you two meet? Was it love at first sight?
How is your wife feeling this morning?
How many times have you been divorced, Tuppy?
How much to get you on the first flight out?
How very practical.
How was lunch?
How's that romantic?
Huge feet. Pontoons.
I ask you to make me an offer
I beg your pardon, I was looking for someone else.
I came as quickly as I could.
I came to make sure you got home safely.
I came to return the fan.
I can add up the rumours...
I can guess what you were doing.
I can't always explain myself to myself...
I can't be responsible for ruining that.
I can't believe it she's got him!
I can't see now. They're getting into the car.
I can't think of anything I'd mind less.
I could drop dead on the golf course next Tuesday...
I could listen to you all night, Lord Augustus.
I couldn't agree more.
I did something very stupid last night.
I didn't know what else to do.
I didn't think.
I do both.
I do mean something by it.
I don't believe it. You don't seem the type.
I don't believe you feel anything for her.
I don't know how much it will bring
I don't know what to say.
I don't know.
I don't like lying to her.
I don't need to be the first, Stella. Just the last.
I don't see the humour.
I don't suppose Mr Windemere would be pleased to hear it.
I don't think you've been in love, Mrs Erlynne.
I don't want you thinking I make a habit of this.
I fancy raising the stakes.
I feel every time he's kissed me it's filthy.
I feel like a princess in a fairly tale.
I find the best way to keep my word is never to give it.
I found an extra hairpin on the floor
I grow ill thinking of then.
I had a dream about Mrs Erlynne today.
I had the oddest dream today.
I had to invite her, Dumby.
I had too much to drink.
I hate the taste of tobacco.
I have a very poor sense of direction.
I have an idea shall we go for a walk?
I have her completely fooled, poor girl.
I have to change.
I have to go.
I hope we meet again.
I hope you're right.
I intend to. From this moment on.
I jumped to conclusions and thought the worst.
I just haven't met the right woman. Look at Cecil, still with Edna.
I just wanted a few people for dinner but he said you are only 21 once.
I know I promised, but I must tell you how beautiful you look tonight.
I know one that's available.
I know plenty of women who, of their own accord, turn 35 year after year.
I know she's had her this and her that, but...
I know we said cash, so I'm raising the amount. I want you to leave now.
I like America.
I like people more than principles.
I like people to ask.
I like you, I do.
I love you.
I made a complete ass of myself.
I made a complete ass of myself.
I met Meg.
I much prefer other people's.
I must have nodded off.
I must have picked up Mrs Windemere's by mistake.
I need an opinion from here. Now be honesty.
I need to speak to you. It's about Darlington.
I never use that word. I'm not sure what it means.
I only asked how she was.
I passed her on to my cousin.
I promise.
I quit. On the spot.
I rest my case.
I saw my chance and decided to take it.
I saw the cheques. Don't even...
I saw your fan, I thought that...
I should go. She's only gone to lunch.
I should have told you at the start.
I suppose it's certainly immodest.
I suppose this'll be the last party of the season.
I swear on my mother.
I swear, them.
I think it's silly to lie about your age.
I think we should mind our own business.
I thought he left after you, signora.
I thought it was mine.
I thought my husband had more taste.
I thought we would always be together.
I thought you agreed not to call me at home?
I thought you'd quit for the love of a good woman.
I told you about John. But you've met.
I told you I was serious.
I want your word.
I warn you, you'll have to fight me for her.
I was married I didn't take to it.
I was right.
I was trying to protect you, you have to believe me.
I wish she'd stop staring at me.
I wish you'd told me before I ordered the Bordeaux.
I won't hear any more words said against her.
I'd be more concerned if I were you.
I'd have expected more from John, though. Tuppy's his friend.
I'd know.
I'd like Alessandra...
I'd like to say goodbye to her.
I'd rather cut off my arm than see Meg hurt.
I'd rather he didn't see us under the moonlight. He might misunderstand.
I'll be all afternoon. I don't want you to waste the day.
I'll be stuck with a pauper.
I'll have to get it from Mr Windemere.
I'll leave first.
I'll make sure he doesn't.
I'll miss my plane.
I'll never understand women.
I'll pay it somewhere else. I want you on the first plane out tomorrow.
I'll set you up with an account.
I'll take them all.
I'm a very rich man, you know.
I'm an old friend of the family.
I'm begging you.
I'm curious. It's only natural.
I'm from New York. Mrs Erlynne.
I'm going to ask her to marry me if she'll have me.
I'm looking for Meg. If you see her, it's important.
I'm making a menu for my birthday party.
I'm not going to take that away.
I'm not lying to you now, I...
I'm not proud of being blackmailed...
I'm not ready to leave. I'm enjoying myself here.
I'm not the only pragmatist in this room.
I'm sold.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to frighten you.
I'm sorry, Mrs Erlynne, but that account was closed.
I'm sure she wouldn't hold you to such a standard.
I'm sure you can be 21 as many times.
I've begun too many romances out of sentiment.
I've bet Dumby fifty quid.
I've got a bit of a past myself you know.
I've loved you from the beginning. It's the truth.
I've never loved anyone until now.
I've thought very seriously of marrying. That's why I'm still single.
If a man can tolerate his own past...
If a woman placed it on her breast like this, it meant "I love you".
If desire had an antidote, it would be those pontoons of hers.
If everyone knew what everyone said of each other...
If I could fool a woman as pretty, I wouldn't be a bachelor.
If I was your wife...
If I've been the latter, I sincerely apologize.
If we never look down, how can we know who we are?
If you give him everything, who's going to buy me an espresso?
If you have to escort that woman to the opera, please don't sit with us.
If you love Mrs Erlynne, you should be with her.
If you want to enjoy the experience...
If you're here to tell her who you are...
Ignorance is the key. Too much knowledge and you're doomed.
Ignore him, Meg, dear. He's a great sinner.
In her bedroom.
In inches.
In twenty?
Iook like mother and daughter, don't they?
Is a great burden to place on two people, Tuppy.
Is far more common where the climate's sultry.
Is that so? Aren't you clever?
Is that why you look so guilty?
Is there going to be a lion tamer, or is it just the usual clowns?
Is this your idea of a joke?
Is your husband with you? I'd love a man's opinion.
Isn't it an election year in the wild west?
It doesn't seem to have been too much of a strain.
It has its pains ask Edna.
It has to be something really special...
It is because of men...
It isn't a lot...
It makes her wonder what he bought his mistress.
It must be the wife if she's getting into the car.
It seems I'm the ass, Windemere. Not you.
It seems I'm the ass, Windemere. Not you.
It shows a widespread interest in my health.
It takes practice and skill to live without regret.
It was by chance.
It was her.
It was indecent.
It was nice meeting you, Mrs Ewin.
It was only a flesh wound.
It wasn't her.
It will be his third time up the aisle.
It would be a great mistake...
It would break my mom's heart.
It would destroy her.
It would seem, Mr Windemere agrees with you.
It wouldn't look right.
It's a fairy tale.
It's a great thing to come across a woman who thoroughly understands me.
It's after midnight. Happy birthday.
It's all right, she had no idea who I was.
It's always a little snug the first time.
It's always a pleasure to see a pretty woman.
It's being altered. For Margaret Windemere.
It's better coming from me.
It's disgusting.
It's for my wife.
It's God's joke on the human race.
It's just I don't want anyone to be uncomfortable, you know?
It's just... Should you be helping her invest?
It's known me as poor as a beggar
It's late.
It's my brother's wife and her friend, Lady Plymdale.
It's my secret, not yours.
It's not just girl gossip. John Darlington knows all abou it.
It's not the truth that's going without pants, dear Tuppy.
It's only right to tell him the truth.
It's quitting time. We're going to lunch.
It's ridiculous on a woman at her age.
It's the best glove shop in the city.
It's the only picture I have of her.
It's time for bed.
It's too expensive. I know you don't mean anything by it, but...
It's too unpleasant. And you waste your energy.
It's very pretty. Thank you.
It's what women do best.
It's where they make human sacrifices.
It's your father, Mr Windemere.
Joe, you're my kind of guy.
John, you are a cad.
John?
Just another tragedy of a down and out, I guess
Just take the damn thing before I die and ruin your terrace.
Just the opposite. The truth is I don't want to see you hurt.
Just the thought of it.
Keep him out all night. Get him drunk if you have to.
Knows what a fool I am. Knows it as well as I do myself.
Lady Plymdale, so good of you to come.
Lady Plymdale?
Last night on John's yacht, Mrs Erlynne was waiting in his bedroom.
Last party of the season, I suppose.
Leave it, come on. Everyone's lunching at the club.
Let alone anyone else.
Let's drop it.
Let's get us both some.
Let's go.
Life's a gamble, Stella.
Listening to one or the other gripe about his digestion...
Look, I wanted to tell you. I just didn't know how.
Look, I was drunk, I thought...
Look, it's terribly stuffy in here, I can hardly breathe.
Look, she was going to damage someone.
Look, she was going to damage someone.
Looks like his wife.
Lord Augustus is getting me champagne.
Lord Plymdale passed on last year. Liver, I think.
Love is rarely pure, Lord Augustus. And never simple.
Lovely party.
Mario?
Married and divorced twice.
Married to man you love and running off...
May I call you Stella?
Maybe you should take off your ring.
Meg feels it might make things awkward.
Meg, dear. Come along. Come along.
Meg, let me in, I wanna talk to you.
Meg, of the magnificent Windemeres?
Meg?
Meg. Something to remember her by.
Meg...
Men advance, women resist.
Men and women can't be friends.
Merital bliss...
Modern marriage thrives on mutual deception.
Moment you held out your hand to me in the glove shop, I thought 'there she is".
More champagne.
Mrs Erlynne came to return your fan.
Mrs Erlynne has her own seats.
Mrs Erlynne is a notorious Jezebel.
Mrs Erlynne will see you upstairs.
Mrs Erlynne, One thousand Dollars.
Mrs Erlynne.
Mrs Windemere and Mrs Erlynne...
Mrs Windemere?
My back.
My daughter?
My dear Tuppy, in this world there are only two tragedies.
My father never remarried.
My friend?
My husband sent you.
My little sister. She was adamant about every detail but...
My mama.
My mother died when I was very little.
My own business bores me.
My sudden change in circumstance...
My whole life, I've wanted to be like her.
My wife has nothing to wonder about.
My wife's birthday.
Name me another society that's gone from barbarism to decadence...
Neglected to tell me the size. Would you mind?
Never watch the preparation of either.
New topic.
Nine times out of ten, men don't give two pins about why...
No business tonight. We can talk another day.
No love is pure and simple as the love of food.
No more guessing.
No need to button it. You can see it fits perfectly.
No need to put yourself down, Tuppy.
No one trusts women.
No, back and almost no front. You could see everything.
No, don't leave, I need to speak with you.
No, I don't think it is.
No, I think I'll do very well to marry you.
No, I'll take it. He'll worry.
No, I'm sure your wife is on the mark.
No, I've nowhere to wear it. It's not exactly church on sunday.
No, if you go out the back, you'll never come in the front, Joe.
No, it's not for sale.
No, no, I remember.
No, no, John's yacht, John's rules.
No, of course not.
No, of course not.
No, of course not. I wouldn't.
No, that would make her as bad as her husband, wouldn't it?
No. Steer clear.
None at all.
Not a thing. You're too old for presents.
Not all attractive once you know her.
Not for sale.
Not for stirring the air, for stirring the heart.
Not if you keep flattering me and paying me silly compliments.
Not now.
Nothing too laborious. I don't want to tamper with natural ignorance.
Now I see uncle. He's with the american woman.
Now look what you've made me do.
Now she's in a villa a few minutes from the club.
Now why shouldn't she? It's my best asset.
Now, whatever you do, you mustn't make a scene.
Now, you don't have to love me right away.
Of course not.
Of course, in public, she's always with other men.
Of course. And so did I.
Oh, can you get yourself home all right?
Oh, hello Dumby, are you awake?
Oh, I know Robert. We've been married over a year.
Oh, I'm saving it for Robert. He loves figs.
Oh, is she the one with the big...
Oh, let's go in. You can tell me more about it.
Oh, lucky blighter!
Oh, my!
Oh, no, of course not.
Oh, poor fool. He'll never learn.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, was that your foot?
Oh, what's his name?
Oh, yes, couse. The flat tyre, the dog.
Oh, yes, of course.
Oh, yes. Everyone.
Okay, in an hour.
Okay. I'll get Robert.
Old ish, fat ish, absolutely no brain...
On the other hand...
On which we build.
One door closes, another opens.
One fan looks very much like another.
One is not getting what one wants, the other is getting it.
One keeps one's eyes wide open before the wedding...
One should always have a proper basis for marriage. A mutual...
Only at three o'clock, that in between hour...
Only because they take such pains to deceive each other.
Opera makes me feel so romantic.
Or anyone else.
Or I would never tolerate him.
Or in my bed.
Otherwise we might fall into a huge abyss.
Pardon?
People are either charming or tedious.
People call something an experience...
People change. You might feel differently.
People don't always behave the way we expect.
Please open the door.
Please try to dream of someone else.
Please, open the door.
Please, something to drink before I faint.
Please.
Pooled by an old gold ring?
Pooled by an old gold ring?
Poor Lady Plymdale, I think she really likes Tuppy.
Poor little Meg, she's so sweet.
Poor Tuppy.
Pragmatist? Twenty years, and not a word.
Pretty women go shopping.
Probably back to her apartment.
Probably.
Promise we won't end up like those old married couples...
Put it away.
Quite a scandal.
Real gold.
Rhode Island. Mrs Windemere.
Right over here?
Robert always gives everybody the benefit of the doubt.
Robert was afraid it might rain.
Robert?
Robert?
Robert.
Ruined it for poor Tuppy.
Sausages and women.
Selfish people can't pull it off, but you're not that.
Set the chins wagging?
Shall I get a taxi?
Shall we go? Would you mind?
Share mine, then.
She and I, we... understand each other.
She asked me for money and I gave it to her, but...
She came here with a secret that would have broken your heart.
She didn't take my fan. I left it on the...
She has a mother.
She has the freedom to do likewise.
She hasn't the courage to leave him.
She insisted.
She is quite the woman.
She isn't at all.
She must be twenty at least. Her mother?
She must have left it last week when you came for lunch.
She paints her face like an Indian.
She said she took it by mistake.
She threw me out last night.
She was carrying it tonight.
She was just leaving.
She wears nothing but the latest fashions.
She'd be so ashamed of me now.
She'll give you a good discount.
She's a cold, selfish woman.
She's a good woman.
She's a lucky woman.
She's a smart woman.
She's appealing to the worst in the poor man.
She's downstairs.
She's every bit as beaultiful as her daughter.
She's everything I've ever wanted in a woman.
She's got her eye on me, if you know what I mean.
She's meeting me here for tea, though.
She's my friend. Give her a discount.
She's my guardian angel.
She's my last, you know. I will miss her.
She's nothing better than a common prostitute.
She's waiting downstairs.
Shopping for my birthday present?
Should we be drinking this early in the day?
Signora, the florist is waiting for his money.
SilÍnce!
Sitting opposite each other at dinner with nothing to say.
Sleep.
Smart, too. Smarter than me, I expect, but...
So I wouldn't worry about what they say, it's all cats in a bag.
So is monogamy
So it's true, then?
So late in the season. I warned you.
So sorry to hear you're leaving us, Mrs Erlynne.
So unfortunate.
So what are we drinking?
So you said. Goodnight, Tuppy.
So, I'll do exactly as you wish...
So, yes, I take your point.
Some people might.
Some women bring happiness...
Somebody must be giving her a very generous allowance.
Someone like that makes things awkward.
Something in the diet, perhaps?
Sometimes a third person is needed to lighten the load.
Sometimes that door is not the one you expect.
Step over love to pick up pride and guilt.
Stop, boy!
Stop.
Suppose I marry you, and in a year your investments go sour.
Suppose it wasn't work, suppose he had a mistress.
Surely not. Probably be two more at least.
Swear it on whatever you hold sacred.
Tell him to wait. I'll see you tonight.
Tempting, but no.
Than those of her own species, and the widow Plymdale...
Thank you very much. Come back again to see us.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. I won't be long.
That anything has really changed for us?
That attract men like a bee to a flame.
That girl in lilac, do you know her?
That I have no defense.
That I'm a wanton woman?
That means everything to my life...
That Meg Windemere is your daughter?
That women distrust other women.
That women distrust other women.
That's a slanderous statement. If you can't back it up, I wouldn't repeat it.
That's because I married the prince.
That's Mrs Kleghorn sitting next to Mrs Fairchild.
That's not saying much, I'm afraid.
That's not true, it matters to Tuppy.
That's nothing, I found her hair in my bed.
That's the favour?
That's the one I bought Meg.
That's the only difference.
That's why I brought it now.
The Brazilian taxi diver with the pregnant daughter...
The colour looks perfect on you. Don't you like it?
The dress?
The Grand, but we're trying to find a villa.
The invitation said no gifts.
The italian coast in summer attracts the rich and famous.
The mating habits of the blue bellied finch...
The other hand, then.
The point is, she's a changed woman. You can see it in her eyes.
The problem is I've been lying to my wife...
The right age, you push the thought aside.
The Romans call it "The Land of the Sirens..."
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