Matchstick Men (2003) Soundboard Edit

A lot of the time, I feel sick about it.

A million?

All right, come on. Pick it up. Pick it up. Pick it up. Pick it up.

And don't ever call me again, okay? Don't.

Angela, no. Put the gun down.

Angela?

Angela's gonna be all right.

At the Christmas dance last year, I went with this boy Josh Ward.

Back to the bar. It's important

Call the number on the back of the ticket.

Can I add an access signature to my account?

Can you...?

Cold.

Come on, let's go. Come on. It's okay

Congratulations. You bought yourself a week's worth.

Dear Roy, you're probably pretty upset. I don't blame you.

Did I tell you I love you?

Did you call security?

Don't forget to drink plenty of water with that.

Don't I have doctor patient privileges, rights, something?

Don't touch me! You touch me, I'll break every glass in this place!

Ever been dragged to the sidewalk and beaten until you pissed blood?

Five years?

For some people, money is...

Get back.

Get in.

Give me my money, you bitch! Stinking, little...

Go!

Go.

Goddamn it!

Good night

Guys

He said they were new. Pref ex something or other.

He, if he's a he, would be how old now?

He's piqued. You good to go?

Heather

Hello, Roy.

Hello, Roy.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Help me! ls there a way you can help me help you help me...

Here it comes

Hey

Hey, Bob!

Hey, Chuck, I didn't know you were here.

Hey. Hey.

Hey...

Hi, Dad, it's me. I just wanted to say hi.

Hiya.

Holy Mary.

Hope she's not on my flight.

How much is it?

Hurry!

I can't do this. There's no time. I can't even take you home.

I don't know.

I don't like when people put shoes on my carpet.

I get uncomfortable sometimes being outside

I have a price in mind. Cheap

I have news for you. Your neurosis is small time.

I kind of got screwed on my cut. You know Frank.

I know, I know. Listen to me. Listen, I know, I know.

I like tuna fish.

I paid for it.

I really liked it.

I shot Chuck.

I should tell your mom about this. Let her know what I'm doing

I told you...

I tried that last night, and I couldn't say a word.

I'd never find a better partner, and now I won't have to.

I'll give you one if it will catch these sons of bitches

I'll see you, Dad

I'm in antiques

I've had computer programmers tell me what a nice piece it is.

I've never been in prison.

If you're gonna get wet, might as well go swimming.

If you're inclined against that, this session will be quite brief.

In case what?

It's hot.

It's kindness.

Just make a phone call for me, all right? Please?

Let's dance.

Let's go, come on!

Like when one parent wants to get joint custody of the child.

Listen to me, Roy. You listening?

Listen, doc...

Listen, I'm sorry, I really need... Thank you.

Make it a career, it's just a bunch of something strung together.

Man, I thought we were out 2 grand there for a second

Manager for a check okay on three, please.

Me too, but he changed it.

Metro, isn't it? Here.

New York Super Fudge Chunk. That's my favorite flavor.

Next.

No bullshit. And watch your language at the table.

No, but my doctor, my shrink, gave me these, and they're samples of...

No, come on, really! Teach me something.

No, no. No, I'm retired.

Obviously, I have a lot of tics. I find that very frustrating.

Oh, God

Oh, Lord.

Oh, my God! How did you get that money?

Oh, Pygmies.

Oh, yeah, sorry.

Okay, food is gone. I'm picking up all the food, okay?

Okay, I promise.

Okay. Okay, shoes are... There you go.

Old and rich.

One, two, three.

Otis, hush, hush.

Probably a loser.

Pygmies!

Pygmies.

Right.

Roy, answer the phone, man.

Roy, what are you talking about?

Roy?

Roy? This is Dr. Klein. I...

See you, jackass.

She mad?

She said you were a bad guy.

So some nights, she just didn't come home.

So they called the cops on you over a pack of gum?

So who was that guy who came by earlier?

So you didn't see my car?

So you gotta be flexible, prepared to roll with anything.

So you're gone.

Someone's in here!

Sometimes.

Sorry, sorry

Sorry.

Speaking of which, it's about that time.

Stop! Let her get it. You stay here with me.

Take your shoes off, or you don't come in.

Taxi!

Thank you.

That was a one time deal.

That's 36. Out of 50.

That's a nice rationalization

That's fish in a barrel.

That's not the way it works.

The dog.

The guard was groping me

The)' Photographed you? They printed you?

There she is.

There's a couch, if you want to sit

Think you can you control the..

This better be pretty important.

This is my private line. My mom got it for my birthday...

Three hundred dollars.

Trust me, they're not so difficult, kids.

TV dinners are cool. You should get the TV to go with them.

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

Uh..

Uh... Huh...

Um...

We could take a trip, even

We could train it.

We had a good time, didn't we?

We're in this 50 50.

We're making spaghetti.

Well, as a rule, we never go north of 10.

Well, I don't think you're a bad guy.

Well, it's a little more... Bob!

Well, that's why I changed one

Well, you know, we fought a lot.

What am I supposed to say?

What do you mean? Where else? The Rhino.

What's more important than family?

What's that?

When it's sterling versus dollars and...

When's that start?

Where do you want to do it?

Whoa, whoa.

Why do you have a gun?

Why do you think she hates you?

Why not?

With a woman? A long time ago.

Without a prescription, there's nothing I can do.

Would you say then you set an example in your trade?

Yeah, he's a jackass.

Yeah, homeless Ernie.

Yeah, I left my wallet in the car

Yeah, I'm okay.

Yeah, yeah. We call it AstroTurf.

Yeah.

Yeah. Happy times. Happy times.

You bet I do.

You can't get to the gate without a ticket!

You didn't take your pills, did you?

You don't want me going home to Mom thinking she was right all along! Stop!

You don't want the 40 G's?

You drop out?

You gotta spend money if you wanna make money.

You haven't even gotten your feet wet.

You know the odds of the same numbers hitting in the same month? Or ever?

You sure about that?

You're getting in the way, okay?

You're just like one of her boyfriends!

Your conscience is another story.

10, 11, 12... He's coming!

543N7942.

...but no price is too low. That's about me.

A lot. All right.

Aisle four, sir. Pref ex!

All right, okay... Thank you!

All right. All right. I'm really sorry.

Any of them cute? Uh huh.

Are you out of your mind? Sir! Excuse me!

At me, not you. Oh.

Back east? He owes me back rent, man

Big step. I kind of like this one.

Bob, good to see you! Arden, hope I didn't keep you.

Did it again. Tickets.

Do you think you could go get it? Yeah

Either a German shepherd or a Lab. They're messy, aren't they?

Five grand, American. Congratulations.

Five, 6, 7, 8... Hurry, he's coming!

Go with him. Walk him to the plane. What?

God bless America. Land that I love

He's okay. Nurse Hoffman.

Hello? Hey.

Here you go. Can I get a receipt?

Hey, boss. Roy, another live one.

Hey, Kate! Can I get a beer? A Heinie? Sure

Hi, safety deposit box, please. Of course.

How? What if he goes to the cops?

I don't know, Roy. I... Please. It's just to find out.

I don't want to go. Go!

I figure I owe you one. Oh, man, that's great!

I'm Roy. Hi, Roy.

I'm serious. Roy, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, man.

Is there a way I can get ahold of him? I'm sorry, he is gone for the weekend.

It's a riot, huh? Yeah.

John Goodhew, regional vice president. Oh.

Missed by one. Oh, you're joking!

New York... Super Fudge Chunk.

Oh, man. I told you, you gotta do yoga. I was doing yoga.

Oh, yeah. All right, well, you have a color in mind?

Okay. Take care.

Pervert. Get in the car.

Really? Yeah.

Remember me? You just in the neighborhood?

Run, Angela! Run! Run, and Daddy's dead right now!

Simple is safe. Simple is safe.

So I'm gonna see you on Tuesday? Well... Why? I mean, I have the meds.

Thanks. That do the trick? Let's sit

That's all you have to do. 543N7942.

That's your cue. Then you enter. I know.

The whole 80? Uh huh.

There's not a lot we don't know. I like your place better. Clean.

There's only one problem

These are supplements. What?

Walk him to the plane! They won't let you.

We gotta do it today. I thought it was Friday.

We've never been. My associate tells me..

What's his last name? Frechette. Chuck Frechette

When do you think you'll be back? I don't know, actually.

Who's it going to be? Ernie.

Why are you whispering? I am?

Why did you even call me? I'm sorry.

Why did you? Angie, I'm sorry. I'm sorry

Why don't you go buy Hawaii? I don't like the outdoors.

Would you let him out? Oh, sorry.

You seem to be doing okay. I'm not.

You'd pay twice that in stores. I need to speak to my husband.

You're calling attention to yourself. Chicks dig it.

...and your signature down below.

...file some paperwork...

...I don't know, special carpet that dogs like, is there?

...I started worrying about what that would do to my goddamn carpet

...it's mail fraud, and we can go after them.

...Seven Palms Motel in Bakersfield.

...working these people with me.

...your account number...