Mr. Show with Bob and David - Season 1 Edit

Age decreaser? Yes! Why didn't you tell us?

And get our money back from Dr. Gilly Fartsworth!

And immediately climbed into this real time travel machine.

And then 16 years passed, so... [chuckles]

And they will now see what their future holds.

And you can travel through time in nanoseconds!

But I don't know if you'd want anything like that.

But, wait, we did travel in time, right?

Come on, let me show. Can I show you?

David, he's got a point.

David! Bob! You made it! You traveled back and forth in time!

David? Oh, come on!

David... there's one thing we gotta do.

Finally finished the run of a little known comedy program

Follow up question... uh, has anybody kept them?

Geez! Your toilet smells like a time machine!

Here we are. The year 2015.

Hey, they finally made it!

Hopefully.

How about pepperoni pizza? [chuckles]

I don't know what you're talking about.

I mean, you got in that machine 16 years ago

I'll do my best.

I'll see you in a year...

I'm not joking and this ain't no show, mister.

It worked! The time machine is real!

It's really the most impressive part of the machine.

Jesus, what's that smell?

Jill! Brian! Jay! You guys are all still hanging around.

Just give me a minute, Bob. I had the lamb jaffir for lunch.

Maybe what the doctor meant was it was a real time travel machine.

No, it's a real time travel machine. That's what the doctor said.

No, you would've done it if we traveled through time

No! No turkey, no kosher, no meat.

No! Uh, well, a few minutes or you can hit this button right here.

Now you've got a real time travel machine.

Of course we want something like that!

Oh, but I love meat. Oh, can I still have those...

Oh, my God, you guys... you've seriously aged.

Oh, my God! Did you guys shit in there for 16 years?

Oh, you guys got ripped off.

Oh! That's a good one. [chuckles] I'll use that.

Okay. Seven card Chicago, tens are wild, follow the twos.

Or you can hit this button here, take that hyphen right out of there.

Paul F. Tompkins! John Ennis!

See, that's your control panel,

So you can pick which date you want to go to.

So, I mean, you did travel through time, but just in real time.

So, it's, uh... it's a box.

So, now when we travel through time, we won't age anymore?

That activates the age decreaser.

That you shit in.

The machine has arrived at the chosen moment

The meat jig.

They set the clock for the year 2015.

This isn't funny, Mike.

Uh, dude, you sold us a toilet.

Uh, here's a question. Did anybody make a New Year's resolution this year?

Uh, we watched you get in that and that was 16 years ago.

We can't be older because we traveled in this time machine.

We did just travel back in time just now.

We gotta go back in time 16 years

Well, David, you look really fake old.

Well, it can do that.

Well, yeah, if you get the deluxe model.

Whoa, here we are! But is it 16 years ago?

Without aging the exact amount of time we traveled.

Wow, we did it! We're back in the present.

Yeah, Dr. Gilly Fartsworth! He was a real doctor.

Yeah, dude, it just sat there for 16 years.

Yeah, uh, well, look at yourselves. It's disgusting.

Yeah. You guys are older than us.

You guys have it set to real time. That's option one.

You just got inside the real time travel machine a few seconds ago.

You've got to quit with the beef

Your triglycerides are off the charts.

[Bob] Everyone needs one of those. Okay, okay!

[laughing] [scornful responses]

[Mike] Such a good book. [Kyle] That is ripe!

and the fatty foods. [sighing]

Because you guys bailed on yourselves... Hey, Drew, you in this hand?

Kind of amazing. All right! So I did it!

Oh, come on, man! [Mike] Maybe.

Oh, uh... Brian, you don't wanna go in...

Take a sh... Right? No? No.

That's it? That's it. It's the de hyphenator.

The jig is up, Mike. And what jig would that be?

Yeah, I am in! All right! I'm feeling good.

Yeah, that... [Jill] Ugh!

Yeah. [Drew] Yeah, hang on. [grunting]

[all laughing]

[audience cheering]

[chuckles] What?

[chuckling] Whoa, Bob, you look really old.

[dramatic music playing]

[Jay] Oh, right, there we go.

[laughing] God, Bob, they're so old!

[narrator] In the year 1998, two men, one named Bob, the other David,

[retching]

[woman speaking indistinctly over PA]